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00:02:59It's hard to explain the sense of awe I felt when witnessing the quiet reverence and focus of the professional pool player.
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00:29:48Yes, please, love.
00:30:09You seem to be having an impressive winning streak out there.
00:30:12The balls just seem to want to go home.
00:30:15It's my lucky day. What can I say?
00:30:17Sure.
00:30:19I'm Charlie.
00:30:21Jack.
00:30:23Let me get this.
00:30:24Nice one.
00:30:25Cider and black, please, love.
00:30:27I'm not going to pay you.
00:30:29It's a beautiful language.
00:30:32Our friendly bartender here tells me there's a zero tolerance on gambling.
00:30:36Yep.
00:30:37She also tells me there's a zero tolerance on bellends, too.
00:30:41Which one are you, Jack?
00:30:43Cider and black.
00:30:44Me? I'm a proper bellend.
00:30:46Cheers.
00:30:48One thing you are is a good pool player.
00:30:52I'm lucky.
00:30:53It's just luck.
00:30:54If you say so.
00:30:56Up the bum.
00:30:58No babies.
00:31:00Same again, please, love.
00:31:14Anna.
00:31:15And a packet of crisps as well.
00:31:17Thirsty.
00:31:18Thirsty.
00:31:19Always.
00:31:20Are you just going to watch him?
00:31:33Take that.
00:31:34It's four grand there.
00:31:35Why?
00:31:36I'm going to buy our new friend a strong drink every ten to fifteen minutes until he can barely
00:31:46stand.
00:31:47He's already drunk.
00:31:48I'm going to be drinking also.
00:31:49Just make sure mine are non-alcoholic.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:52So, what's this for?
00:31:54That's the money you're going to lend me later when I'm broke and desperate.
00:32:00No.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02It breaks my heart to do this lads.
00:32:18Hey.
00:32:19Next time you're down, you feel free to gang up on poor old Jack.
00:32:31Fancy a game?
00:32:32Fucking A.
00:32:33Fancy a game?
00:32:35I was just about to fuck off home, mate.
00:32:38You've played everyone else here.
00:32:40Now you want to leave?
00:32:41What about me?
00:32:42What about you?
00:32:43Why don't you play me?
00:32:45Do you even play pool?
00:32:47I'm here, aren't I?
00:32:48Right.
00:32:49How about a little cash incentive for making him trust him?
00:32:52I thought you might say that.
00:32:54I think I need a drink first.
00:32:56What one?
00:32:59Tequila.
00:33:00Vodka.
00:33:01You bang on, pal.
00:33:03Hello, please, love.
00:33:04Oh.
00:33:05Make it a screwdriver.
00:33:07A screwdriver?
00:33:08It's vitamin C. It's good for you, isn't it?
00:33:11Course.
00:33:15To the Queen.
00:33:16RuPaul.
00:33:17Congratulations, everyone.
00:33:18To the Queen.
00:33:19RuPaul.
00:33:20Congratulations, everyone.
00:33:22Thanks, everyone.
00:33:52RuPaul.
00:33:53RuPaul.
00:33:54RuPaul.
00:33:55RuPaul.
00:33:56RuPaul.
00:33:57RuPaul.
00:33:58RuPaul.
00:33:59RuPaul.
00:34:00RuPaul.
00:34:01RuPaul.
00:34:02RuPaul.
00:34:03Amazing.
00:34:04This is a lucky thing.
00:34:06I wanted to see when this lucky streak of yours ends.
00:34:09To be fair, you'd probably rate me on the next one.
00:34:12Indeed.
00:34:13One more.
00:34:15I'll be honest, I'm fucking...
00:34:19Look at that.
00:34:34I'd love to play another game, but you've done me for two grand already.
00:34:38You're gonna have to call it a day.
00:34:40It's a shame.
00:34:41I need to lock up.
00:34:42Well, we'll have to call it a day, anyway.
00:34:43You couldn't lend us some cash, could you?
00:34:44How much?
00:34:45Three grand should do it.
00:34:46I mean, you can't win forever, can you?
00:34:47Hmm.
00:34:48Okay.
00:34:49You've been an absolute sport.
00:34:50Oh, mate.
00:34:51It's my pleasure.
00:34:52What the hell?
00:34:53I'm gonna put it all in.
00:34:54All on the line, last game.
00:34:56Three grand.
00:34:57What do you say?
00:34:58You should do it.
00:34:59I mean, you can't win forever, can you?
00:35:01Hmm.
00:35:02Hmm.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:04You've been an absolute sport.
00:35:06Oh, mate.
00:35:07It's my pleasure.
00:35:08What the hell?
00:35:09I'm gonna put it all in.
00:35:11All on the line, last game.
00:35:13Three grand.
00:35:14What do you say?
00:35:15Harlan.
00:35:16One for the road?
00:35:17Rum.
00:35:18A gentleman would like a rum.
00:35:19Captain Jack.
00:35:20He's too drunk.
00:35:21That's the whole point.
00:35:41One, two, three, four.
00:35:56Come on, baby.
00:35:57Say you love me.
00:36:01Hi.
00:36:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:36:09Nope.
00:36:10Tadah.
00:36:11Tadah.
00:36:12Tadah.
00:36:18Sorry, Jack, but I'm afraid this could be the end of your lucky streak.
00:36:26He's shot, man.
00:36:28Quick!
00:36:31Time to go.
00:36:32I'm gone.
00:36:37I'm gone.
00:36:38I'm lost.
00:36:39That's it.
00:36:42What?
00:36:44Jack, I never want to see you here again.
00:36:47If our paths cross, you make your excuses and leave.
00:36:53Listen to me!
00:36:54You can't be hustling here anymore.
00:36:56You alright getting home?
00:36:57I'm good.
00:36:58Sure?
00:36:59I say I'm good!
00:37:00I say I'm good!
00:37:01What?
00:37:02What?
00:37:03I say I'm good!
00:37:04I say I'm good.
00:37:07I say I'm good!
00:37:08I said I'm good!
00:37:29What?
00:37:38There's something to do with this.
00:37:42Ribs and spices.
00:37:44Crisps.
00:37:46Honey.
00:37:48Lemon.
00:37:50Cheese.
00:38:08There's a monkey there. Burn that.
00:38:26Keep it.
00:38:36What? You earned that? Couldn't have done it without you.
00:38:40No, it doesn't seem right.
00:38:44Think of it as the money you've lost from the punters you hustled out the door.
00:38:48Yeah, but he didn't beat them by getting them drunk.
00:38:52His choice.
00:38:54Maybe he was too good for you to beat sober.
00:39:00If you were a nice guy, you would make sure he got in a taxi.
00:39:16How you doing, mate?
00:39:18You can fuck off, mate.
00:39:20I came out here to see if you were alright.
00:39:22And?
00:39:24I don't think you were alright.
00:39:26And whose fault's that?
00:39:28Well, it certainly weren't mine. You like a drink, don't you?
00:39:30You fucking conned me.
00:39:32The only thing I know is that you were too drunk to win.
00:39:36And you're as sober as a nun. How convenient.
00:39:40The oldest trick in the book and I fucking fell for it.
00:39:44I hope you learned a lesson, certainly.
00:39:46I learned not to trust smarmy twats like you.
00:39:50What do you mean?
00:39:52Like you, exactly.
00:39:56Alright, mate.
00:39:58Play me sober and see what happens.
00:40:00I've never lost a game.
00:40:02Never, ever, ever.
00:40:04Come on.
00:40:05Ever.
00:40:06Where do you live?
00:40:07Ever!
00:40:08I'll pay for your cab home.
00:40:09Oh, what, with my fucking money?
00:40:10Well, fine, if you don't want my help.
00:40:12I don't want your help.
00:40:13What I do want is to fight you.
00:40:15Come on.
00:40:16I'll have a fight and then we'll see who the fucking Johnny Big Bollocks is, won't we?
00:40:19You're drunk.
00:40:20It'll be unfair.
00:40:21Oh, now you're worried about unfair.
00:40:23You can fuck me.
00:40:24You need to go home and sleep it off.
00:40:26You need to fight me.
00:40:28You slimy black cock!
00:40:34Better stop you right there.
00:40:35Oh, you broke me fucking nose.
00:40:37You're lucky that's not all I broke.
00:40:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:40I'm sorry, Charlie.
00:40:41I didn't mean to call you again.
00:40:43Jack!
00:40:44I'm sorry.
00:40:45I'm sorry.
00:40:46Jesus.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:13Oh.
00:41:14Oh.
00:41:18Oh.
00:41:24Oh.
00:41:27Oh.
00:41:28Oh.
00:41:30Oh, oh.
00:41:32Oh.
00:41:33Oh.
00:41:34Yeah, boy.
00:41:36Oh, oh, oh.
00:41:39It's you.
00:41:43Yeah, it's me.
00:41:45Put the kettle on.
00:41:47Black.
00:41:48No sugar.
00:41:59Nice pad.
00:42:01No it's not.
00:42:02It's a shit hole.
00:42:04Yeah, you're right.
00:42:06And it's a shit hole.
00:42:11How you feeling?
00:42:13How do you know where I live?
00:42:15You obviously don't remember but I put you in a cab last night after our little rumble.
00:42:21Black.
00:42:23Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:26What's your 20 there mate?
00:42:30So what's the story?
00:42:33What?
00:42:35What happened here?
00:42:39I may have had a bit of a wobble.
00:42:41Don't look lavish.
00:42:45Not yet here.
00:42:46And we're still in a moment.
00:42:48This is crazy didn't last.
00:42:50But when I'll tell you to the moment.
00:42:51worry about this.
00:42:53It's just not the way to judge it you see me the harvest I do it.
00:42:57I just think it's not the way to youpm to take the tiger I do it.
00:43:00Fucking hell, Jack. Who hurt you?
00:43:11I was chatting with your landlady earlier.
00:43:13What? The Pink Panther? Is she here?
00:43:15Nice woman, actually. We were chatting about what you owe her.
00:43:18Yeah, well, she'd have been paid if you hadn't have fucked me over.
00:43:21I paid her.
00:43:22You paid her?
00:43:24I paid her the money you owe her.
00:43:26You're welcome.
00:43:28That should cover everything my brother owes you.
00:43:31Thank you for being so patient and understanding.
00:43:33Jack is always going on and on at church about what a wonderful landlady you are.
00:43:38Church?
00:43:39My big bro has helped me through some... some dark times.
00:43:43Jack is the one who helps show me the light.
00:43:47You two are bravis?
00:43:49Can I just say, that is a smashing chalet.
00:43:53I think.
00:43:55I don't like the sound of this.
00:43:56What's not to like?
00:43:57Look, now I'm in your fucking pocket.
00:43:59The only thing you're now in is the clear.
00:44:02Again, you're welcome.
00:44:05That's that Tommy shark behind you.
00:44:20That.
00:44:21Right.
00:44:22Do you want us to do a run as a team and hustle?
00:44:24For the millionth time, yes.
00:44:25As a team?
00:44:26Yes.
00:44:27Me and you?
00:44:28Yes.
00:44:29Winnings go to you, don't we straight?
00:44:30Yes.
00:44:31After anything we win, we split 50-50.
00:44:32But we need each other to make this work.
00:44:33And you're not going to try and slip me the old stiff one eye, are you?
00:44:34I don't even know what that means.
00:44:35What makes you think I need you?
00:44:36You are one of the best pool players I have ever seen.
00:44:38But you're a liability.
00:44:39Bit harsh, innit?
00:44:40But fair.
00:44:41You need a wingman to help keep you focused.
00:44:42So there'll be no excessive drinking, no women and no drugs.
00:44:43Tons of fun you, aren't you?
00:44:44Do you want to pay me back?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46I don't even know what that means.
00:44:47But we need each other to make this work.
00:44:48And you're not going to try and slip me the old stiff one eye, are you?
00:44:49I don't even know what that means.
00:44:50What makes you think I need you?
00:44:51You are one of the best pool players I have ever seen.
00:44:54But you're a liability.
00:44:55Bit harsh, innit?
00:44:56But fair.
00:44:57You need a wingman to help keep you focused.
00:45:02So there'll be no excessive drinking, no women and no drugs.
00:45:07Tons of fun you, aren't you?
00:45:09Do you want to pay me back?
00:45:10No, not really.
00:45:11I didn't ask you to pay me debts off, did I?
00:45:14True.
00:45:18You're welcome.
00:45:20You alright, love?
00:45:23She clearly loves me.
00:45:24She's just too shy to say.
00:45:25Sure.
00:45:26I'll never understand women.
00:45:28I find that hard to believe.
00:45:31I could just tell you to fuck off.
00:45:33Yeah, you could.
00:45:34Could.
00:45:35Do it.
00:45:36And see what happens.
00:45:38How will that happen?
00:45:41You don't want to find out.
00:45:46You've got fuck all.
00:45:47But you know what?
00:45:48I'm in.
00:45:49This might be good for me.
00:45:50Why don't you just ask for my help.
00:45:51Would you have helped if I did?
00:45:52Fuck no.
00:45:53Have you got any tiramisu?
00:45:54No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:56Gatto?
00:45:57No.
00:45:58Fren brulee?
00:45:59No.
00:46:00No.
00:46:01See, love's me.
00:46:02Fancy a drink?
00:46:03No.
00:46:04No.
00:46:05No.
00:46:06No.
00:46:07No.
00:46:08No.
00:46:09No.
00:46:10No.
00:46:11See, love's me.
00:46:12Fancy a drink?
00:46:13No.
00:46:14No.
00:46:15Fancy a drink?
00:46:16No.
00:46:17Can you see a drink?
00:46:19No.
00:46:21Fancy a drink?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24hello who's this hello emily that's a very nice name
00:46:54is your mummy there now what's she doing okay no I'm a friend are you are you
00:47:02having a nice day what have you been doing all that yeah can you do me a
00:47:12favor darling can you can you tell your mummy that her daddy misses her and you
00:47:17very much and he's gonna come and see you soon yeah what you're gonna tell your
00:47:23mommy darling that's a good girl
00:47:28all right darling yeah
00:47:32done yeah we're done here give us a sip the fuck I need you with a clear head that was me last can
00:47:54good that's bang out of order the last time you drank I did you for every penny remember yeah and
00:47:59remember it was you that got me drunk yeah I remember how easy it was look I need you straight
00:48:04and focused apparently you've never been beat but all I see is a alcoholic loser we're gonna fight again
00:48:14Jack chop chop
00:48:19hang on why don't you use my phone only pimps drug dealers and traps use phone but oh yeah makes sense
00:48:29there are some things I'd like to keep personal it sounds like you don't trust me I don't do you even have a phone
00:48:35no credit it's got snake on it though and a battery lasts for days
00:48:42okay so first stop pause oh that kind of gaff your kind of gaff is drinking piss warm lager with hateful racist
00:48:57meatheads then this place is definitely for you right well why are we a I'm not gonna fit in and you're
00:49:04I'm you know dingy thingy
00:49:11yes Jack I'm thingy but I prefer mixed race or biracial yeah half cast are you from the past or something
00:49:26a before we do this I need to go for how this plays out if we go in there with the same old game we
00:49:47put a foot wrong we're both fucked why do it why this shit all because as you so elegantly put it me
00:49:55Me being Thingy will serve us very well in a place like this.
00:49:59With the hustle I've got planned,
00:50:02we both need to be on the same page.
00:50:06OK.
00:50:08I need you to go in first and play the drunk.
00:50:11I'm sure it won't be a stretch.
00:50:14It's a role you were born to play. Rude.
00:50:17Rude battalion, three monkeys all for three.
00:50:25It's important you make your presence known by everybody there.
00:50:34You all right, lads?
00:50:39Bloody?
00:50:40No. All right.
00:50:45Do you think you've got enough flags?
00:50:49Meg, should you even be in here?
00:50:52What are those lads drinking over there?
00:50:55Lager.
00:50:57Oh, sounds delicious.
00:50:58I'll try one.
00:51:02Get comfortable tableside and start to make friends.
00:51:05You don't mind, do you lads?
00:51:06Aye, mate.
00:51:07What's your name?
00:51:08Er, Gary.
00:51:09I'm a Gary as well.
00:51:11That's a Gary.
00:51:13So's he.
00:51:14And that's another one there.
00:51:15But we call him Gaz.
00:51:17He's a dickhead.
00:51:18Oh, right.
00:51:19I suppose it gets a bit confusing otherwise.
00:51:23Why would it be confusing?
00:51:24No, I just meant, like...
00:51:26Cos, erm...
00:51:27If you...
00:51:28Just fucking with you.
00:51:30I knew that.
00:51:35I need you to flash a healthy stack of cash.
00:51:37Let them know you've got money and it's burning a hole in your pocket.
00:51:40Fuck me, Gary.
00:51:42You knocked somebody out of that.
00:51:43I'll stay out in the car for about an hour.
00:51:46That should give you enough time to get acquainted with the locals.
00:51:49Gratiate yourself with everyone.
00:51:52De Niro...
00:51:54Eating a banana.
00:51:55Ready?
00:52:04Be good enough to stand out as a competent player.
00:52:07Alright, get your money out then.
00:52:0820 quid.
00:52:0920 quid.
00:52:10Yeah, alright, 20 quid.
00:52:11Win a few games.
00:52:13But be drunk enough to lose some as well.
00:52:16Oh, come on!
00:52:21We're gonna turn it down on this one.
00:52:23Remember, you're plain drunk.
00:52:25I need you sober.
00:52:26No going method.
00:52:28Same again.
00:52:29Now, do you have your drink?
00:52:30You want one?
00:52:31All round, Gary.
00:52:32Gaz!
00:52:33Give me a drink!
00:52:34Give me a drink!
00:52:35There you put in your bed!
00:52:36Dickhead!
00:52:37No bed!
00:52:38Gaz, I'm sorry, mate.
00:52:39Hey, dickhead!
00:52:40Cheers!
00:52:41I may have to try a little bit harder to get in.
00:52:44But I'll be right behind you.
00:52:48I'll keep myself to myself and camp at the bar.
00:52:51Can you have a glass of white wine, please?
00:52:52Cheers!
00:52:53What the fuck are you looking at?
00:52:57Yeah, can I help you, mate?
00:52:58Get your best to stir up a bit of animosity my way.
00:52:59Shouldn't be too difficult.
00:53:01I'll pipe up with a few comments on your game to put you up on the radio.
00:53:02I'll pipe up with a few comments on your game to put you up on the radio.
00:53:06What the fuck are you looking at?
00:53:17Yeah, can I help you, mate?
00:53:20Get your best to stir up a bit of animosity my way.
00:53:24Shouldn't be too difficult.
00:53:27I'll pipe up with a few comments on your game to put you off.
00:53:31Iron that grip.
00:53:32Tap it, don't smack it.
00:53:34Do you want a shot the fuck off?
00:53:37I'm just saying.
00:53:38I need to work on that bridge.
00:53:41Holding that cue like a crooked dick.
00:53:44Miss a few shots and blame it on me.
00:53:48This is when you take umbrage to my advice.
00:53:52What, you think you can do better?
00:53:54Especially from someone who's thingy like me.
00:53:57Biracial.
00:53:57Well done.
00:53:59Alright.
00:54:00You'll have the room on your side, which is exactly where we want them.
00:54:04Alright, lads.
00:54:05You pay your money.
00:54:06You take your fucking chances.
00:54:07Get this in here now.
00:54:08Anyone wants to wake up covered in piss, put Ā£20 in my hand right now.
00:54:12Here's Gary's.
00:54:13I'll make sure I've got Gary's in there.
00:54:15Tickets to Orton Towers.
00:54:16Ā£20 each.
00:54:17Come on, get them in, lads.
00:54:18It's only a game, so you better believe I'm right.
00:54:21I'm going to be fucking snookering you tonight.
00:54:25Big break.
00:54:28Soon I've got.
00:54:29Oh, don't worry, mate.
00:54:31It'll all be over soon, and then you can fuck off.
00:54:34However we play this, we make it look tight and it looks legit.
00:54:37Come on.
00:54:38Come on, man.
00:54:39Come on.
00:54:40Good hearts, good hearts.
00:54:42Come on, man.
00:54:42Here we go.
00:54:45And the winner is...
00:54:48Gary.
00:54:48Go on, then.
00:54:50Come on, mate.
00:54:51Come on.
00:54:51Where's we fucking go?
00:54:53Come on, come on.
00:54:54Come on, come on.
00:54:54Come on.
00:54:55Come on, then, Gary.
00:54:57Come on, Gary.
00:54:57Come on, Gary.
00:54:57Come on, Gary.
00:55:02Oh, fucking.
00:55:04Oh, come on.
00:55:05Gary, Gary, Gary.
00:55:07Gary, Gary.
00:55:08Gary, Gary.
00:55:09Gary, Gary.
00:55:10Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary.
00:55:13I'm sorry.
00:55:14Come on, Gary.
00:55:16I'm a good.
00:55:18That's a good thing.
00:55:19Come on, Gary.
00:55:27Remember, you're losing to win.
00:55:29Make sure I take the ball.
00:55:30Oh, Bucks.
00:55:34Make it look like you're going to win.
00:55:35Come on, Gary.
00:55:36Come on, next one.
00:55:37Next one.
00:55:38Go on, Gary.
00:55:39Come on.
00:55:40But leave me a small window so I can claw back a surprise win.
00:55:59Once I have the cash, I'll head for the exit.
00:56:21Depending on the mood, stay for a while, an hour or so, and then leave quietly.
00:56:28Got it?
00:56:29Got it.
00:56:33Cool.
00:56:34Good.
00:56:35Let's do this.
00:56:43Well go on then.
00:56:44Me first, yeah.
00:56:51Lager.
00:56:52What the fuck are you looking at?
00:56:53You think you can do better?
00:56:54You alright.
00:56:55I've got Ā£20 in my arm right now.
00:56:57Big brain.
00:56:58You'll hold me over soon.
00:57:02Pleasure, Jets.
00:57:04Catch!
00:57:05Catch!
00:57:06Catch!
00:57:07Catch!
00:57:08Catch!
00:57:09Catch!
00:57:10Catch!
00:57:11Catch!
00:57:12Catch!
00:57:13Catch!
00:57:16That's your call for Bobby.
00:57:46Thank you very much, my mate.
00:57:47Thanks a lot. Keep the change, mate.
00:57:50Hot breakfast.
00:57:54What's up with you?
00:57:55Are you still pissed off?
00:57:57You didn't listen.
00:57:58Yeah, I also managed to double our money within an hour of you leaving.
00:58:02It was dead easy.
00:58:03I played and I won.
00:58:05What's wrong with that?
00:58:06You can never go back there now.
00:58:07Why do you want to?
00:58:09To play out another hustle.
00:58:10Fuck me, you're stupid.
00:58:12You know, keep the hustle going, make more money.
00:58:14But no, you had to burn them bridges, didn't you?
00:58:17Word gets out and any of them fuckers recognise us well.
00:58:20That's another hustle down the drain, ain't it?
00:58:25What the fuck is that?
00:58:27Coffee.
00:58:28I asked for tea.
00:58:30No sugar.
00:58:32I'm not even sure that is coffee.
00:58:33I'll be riding shotgun, carrying a shotgun.
00:58:42Yes, I've got a shotgun.
00:58:46Shotgun, shotgun, shotgun.
00:58:48Is that a shotgun in your pocket?
00:58:51Shotgun.
00:58:54Shotgun.
00:58:55Can you?
00:58:59I'll be riding shotgun, carrying a shotgun.
00:59:02It's a shotgun.
00:59:04Shotgun.
00:59:05Shotgun.
00:59:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:59:10Sing along, Charlie!
00:59:18Who do you think would win in a fight?
00:59:20Jackie Chan on coke or Gary Boosie on bath salts?
00:59:25Oh, come on, mate.
00:59:26You can't keep giving it the silent treatment
00:59:28every time you throw your toys out the pram.
00:59:29But I'm sorry about what happened back there. I'm sorry that I fucked up.
00:59:36I was trying to make you happy and, like, just show you that I would rinse those racist pricks for everything they had.
00:59:41Okay.
00:59:42I mean it, man. They were fucking out of order in there.
00:59:44It was horrible the way they treated you. It was out of order.
00:59:48Jack, what happened?
00:59:50What?
00:59:51Have you? A grown man ended up living in a caravan.
00:59:54Static home. And there's nothing wrong with that.
00:59:56Oh, there isn't, Jack. But I've seen that petri dish you lovingly call her home.
01:00:02What happened, mate?
01:00:04I found poo and I was good at it. And then I found drink and drugs and women.
01:00:10I fucking hate poo now.
01:00:12The horrible thing is, it's the only thing I'm good at.
01:00:17Kids?
01:00:21I think Gary Boosie would take it, you know. He's thick.
01:00:26I'll be riding shotgun, Gary ain't a shotgun.
01:00:32Yes, I've got a shotgun, shotgun.
01:00:43Charlie.
01:00:44That's not your real name, is it?
01:00:46What are you saying?
01:00:48Charlie's a white guy's name, man.
01:00:50Oh, it was.
01:00:51I fucking knew it.
01:01:01You're Charlie Chalk.
01:01:03Fuck, I'm hustling with Charlie Chalk.
01:01:05The second.
01:01:07Oh, I bet he fucking hated getting beat by you, you know, because you're...
01:01:12thingy.
01:01:13Biracial.
01:01:14And he was one step away from sporting a white party hat.
01:01:16He was humiliated by a 15-year-old.
01:01:25I took control after that.
01:01:26No one could beat me.
01:01:29I've just been chasing doom ever since.
01:01:32You what?
01:01:34Doom.
01:01:35Mr. Doom.
01:01:37Doom?
01:01:38No.
01:01:39You've been playing poor all your life.
01:01:44You've never heard doom mentioned once.
01:01:47I find that hard to believe.
01:01:48You know, the ghost every bar raconteur claims to have played?
01:01:52As soon as you're poor, he's out the door?
01:01:55Seriously, nothing.
01:01:57I don't know what you're talking about, mate.
01:02:02The story's always the same.
01:02:04You can't be beat.
01:02:05You clear the table quicker than you can chalk your cue.
01:02:09This stick he carries in a silver bespoke case.
01:02:16Nothing special or fancy.
01:02:18Just a simple, cheap pull cue.
01:02:22Oh, well.
01:02:25Must be your lucky day.
01:02:28I'll have a pint.
01:02:32Well, anyway, six o'clock.
01:02:34Get into character.
01:02:35Oh.
01:02:39Oh.
01:02:41Oh, well.
01:02:42Oh, well.
01:03:08Oh.
01:03:08Yeah, I love
01:03:15Fuck you
01:03:45So, what's tonight's play?
01:03:53Tonight's hustle is nice and loose
01:03:55Improvise, do what you think's best
01:03:57You what?
01:03:59End of the line
01:04:00We're straight
01:04:01I've got the money
01:04:02We can relax and have fun
01:04:05So, we're straight?
01:04:08We're straight
01:04:08And now you've got everything you need
01:04:10That's it, is it?
01:04:11Correct
01:04:12Tonight is our last hustle
01:04:14Fuck off!
01:04:15I was just getting warmed up
01:04:17I've got nothing at all to show
01:04:18For these past two weeks
01:04:19You're debt freeing you
01:04:20Can I only imagine a little healthier too
01:04:23Thanks to me
01:04:24I'm going for a piss
01:04:25Unbelievable
01:04:27I'm going for a piss
01:04:34Unbelievable
01:04:35Healthier
01:04:37I don't feel healthier
01:04:38Have a piss
01:06:43I wish somebody would do that for me.
01:06:45Yeah.
01:06:46Yeah.
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:48Yeah.
01:06:49Yeah.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:51But the only reason he wanted me clean and me shit together is so he could use me to pay
01:06:53off his debts.
01:06:54Fuck me.
01:06:55Let me get this right.
01:06:57So this Charlie guy paid off your debts.
01:07:00Yeah.
01:07:01Asked you to play a pool with him to pay him back.
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:04And in return helped you make enough money to pay off his debts.
01:07:07Right.
01:07:08While helping you get clean.
01:07:09Exactly.
01:07:10I fail to see what the problem is.
01:07:15Yeah, but he's sneaky, isn't he?
01:07:18He only ran off with his money to pay for a handjob in car park.
01:07:25Yeah.
01:07:26I know.
01:07:27But...
01:07:28I think you're a bit confused, love.
01:07:29Ah, fuck.
01:07:30You're right.
01:07:31What have I done?
01:07:32Oh.
01:07:33I need to find him.
01:07:35Cods, yeah.
01:07:36Nails.
01:07:37Nails!
01:07:38We are closed.
01:07:39No tables.
01:07:40I said we are...
01:07:41Oh.
01:07:42Hello.
01:07:43Oh.
01:07:44Hello.
01:07:45Oh.
01:07:46Oh.
01:07:47Oh.
01:07:48Oh.
01:07:49Oh.
01:07:50Oh.
01:07:51Oh.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:53Oh.
01:07:54Oh.
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:56Oh.
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59Oh.
01:08:00Oh.
01:08:01Oh.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:07Oh.
01:08:08Oh.
01:08:09Oh.
01:08:13You actually tried to help him?
01:08:15I knew you were a nice guy.
01:08:17Yeah.
01:08:18When I get my hands on the wall I would be so nice.
01:08:20That was messy.
01:08:22No!
01:08:34Hold still!
01:08:36No!
01:08:37Stop!
01:08:38There are new tables!
01:08:39How can I make your money if I have no fingers?
01:08:41I need my fingers!
01:08:42I have been ringing and ringing and you've ghosted me for weeks now.
01:08:46Charlie?
01:08:48What's going on?
01:08:49Please tell me that's my money in that bag.
01:08:51Your money?
01:08:52Well, it is a bum bag full of money that I did steal from him.
01:08:56Sorry.
01:08:57See?
01:08:58He has your money.
01:08:59No need to break my fingers.
01:09:00Hey, whoa, big man!
01:09:01I'm not pissing about.
01:09:02To be fair, you are.
01:09:03If you were going to do something, you'd have fucking done it by now.
01:09:06Is this the fuck-up?
01:09:07Yeah, that's him.
01:09:08What's Dick Fury doing here?
01:09:10I'm Garret.
01:09:11Garret, seriously?
01:09:12Why the fuck is everyone called Garret?
01:09:14Is he for real?
01:09:15I'm afraid so.
01:09:16Look, it's nearly all there.
01:09:18Full disclosure, I did use a bit of money to get a hand job off a prostitute.
01:09:22What?
01:09:24Sex worker.
01:09:25I'm not proud and if it's any consolation, I didn't enjoy it and I'm a bit sore down there now.
01:09:30Disgusting.
01:09:31I'm a weak man and I need help, alright?
01:09:34Just give him the money.
01:09:36Why?
01:09:37We earned it!
01:09:38No, I earned it.
01:09:39What do you mean you earned it?
01:09:40Charlie and I had a good little hustle going a few years back.
01:09:43We did everywhere and we cleaned up.
01:09:45Then this prick disappears along with the money that I helped him make.
01:09:50Left me in a similar situation as you're in now, didn't you?
01:09:53Pinned to a table and threatened with a pool cue.
01:09:56Except I wasn't just threatened.
01:09:58I had the butt end shoved in my face and I lost the sight and one of my eyes didn't know that, did you?
01:10:04It's a bit of a dick move, isn't it?
01:10:06It's not the first time either.
01:10:08Turns out he owes money all over.
01:10:10So I found everybody that you fucked over all except one guy who killed himself.
01:10:16Left his family in a real mess.
01:10:19Like you give a shit.
01:10:22So I cleared the debts.
01:10:24I cleared all the debts.
01:10:26Why?
01:10:27Why?
01:10:28Because it's the right thing to do.
01:10:30And he's in my pocket now.
01:10:32I learned that trick from you, didn't I?
01:10:34So now he owes me 100k plus interest and that 40k is the first down payment.
01:10:41Alright.
01:10:42Here's your money.
01:10:44Like I say, it's all there minus a bit of fun.
01:10:47I'm giving you two weeks to get the rest together.
01:10:50And if you don't, I'm back and I'm breaking fingers.
01:10:53Oh, do you know he seemed really nice and he had to go and spoil it.
01:10:56It's a shame.
01:10:57One last thing, Gabrielle.
01:10:59Gaz?
01:11:00Big Gaz, I told you my name.
01:11:01Whatever.
01:11:02Listen, I'm happy to take on Charlie's debt.
01:11:04No, come on Jack.
01:11:05Caps lock off you, it's not your fucking time to talk.
01:11:08Why?
01:11:09Play me nine games of nine ball, double or nothing.
01:11:12If you win, I'll give you another 40 plus take on Charlie's debt.
01:11:16You come to me for the other 60 grand.
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:19And if you win?
01:11:20You give us that 40 that you're holding and the rest of the debt's as good as settled.
01:11:23I don't know.
01:11:24Don't sound like wonky odds to me.
01:11:26I've known Charlie long enough to know he won't back a lame horse.
01:11:29Which makes you a thoroughbred.
01:11:31A thoroughbred who's very handy with a pool cue when you're not using it to break fucking fingers.
01:11:35How is your debt perception on there?
01:11:37Are you rich?
01:11:38You don't look rich to me.
01:11:39You look broke as fuck.
01:11:40I can get 40 together.
01:11:42When and where?
01:11:44A, tomorrow.
01:11:45After hours.
01:11:46Oh.
01:11:47Oh really?
01:11:48There's five grand in it for you if I win.
01:11:51Okay.
01:11:52Who are you?
01:11:57Doom.
01:11:59What?
01:12:01You can call me Mr. Doom.
01:12:06Whatever.
01:12:07See you tomorrow, Dr. Doom.
01:12:08No, it's Mr. Oh, for fuck's sake.
01:12:14What?
01:12:16I can't believe you actually came back.
01:12:19What were you thinking?
01:12:20Were you even thinking?
01:12:22I was thinking that no one's looked after me the way you have in a long time.
01:12:25You made me want to sort myself out.
01:12:27I was thinking that I should track you down, apologise and thank you.
01:12:31Oh, er...
01:12:32And then I found out you're a fucking con man.
01:12:34Hang on.
01:12:35I was the one pinned down to a table inches away from having his fingers broken
01:12:39because you ran off with my money to get a handjob from a hooker.
01:12:42Sex worker.
01:12:43Sex worker.
01:12:44It doesn't matter.
01:12:45And then you just stood there and made things worse.
01:12:48Oh yeah, it really looked like you had an handle on the situation.
01:12:51I took one for the team.
01:12:53We're not a team.
01:12:54I came back with the money and got you off the hook.
01:12:56You're welcome.
01:12:57Get this through your thick skull.
01:12:59We are not a team.
01:13:01Fine.
01:13:02I'm better solo anyway.
01:13:03Because you're Mr. Doom?
01:13:04Yeah, that's right.
01:13:06What you are is a deluded fuck-up.
01:13:08Do you know what?
01:13:09Until recently, I'd have agreed with you.
01:13:11But I've just found out you're more of a fuck-up than I could ever be.
01:13:15Excuse me?
01:13:16You owe large amounts of money to multiple people that you've conned and took advantage of.
01:13:20Some of which have even taken their own fucking lives.
01:13:23From which I see no inter-remorse from you, by the way.
01:13:26Please, don't hold back.
01:13:27Say how you feel.
01:13:29You go from place to place like a black Michael Landon.
01:13:32But instead of helping people, you systematically break them down.
01:13:35The only interesting thing about you is that you're chasing some mythical pool player that you hope to beat one day.
01:13:41Hi, by the way.
01:13:43You're finished.
01:13:44Above all, you treat everyone else as if they're beneath you.
01:13:47When really, you're just as messed up as everyone.
01:13:50You're a sad, misguided, lonely individual.
01:13:53The only thing decent in your life is a fucking pub game.
01:13:56At least I know who I am.
01:13:58Oh, I know who you are.
01:13:59Thanks for the coffee, Anna, love.
01:14:00That's okay, Jack.
01:14:01What are you gonna do if you lose?
01:14:02Well, I suppose we're gonna have to start hustling again until the debt's paid off.
01:14:17You're in my pocket now.
01:14:20Fully adieu, Charlie boy.
01:14:27Right, I better go and get me beauty sleep before me date with Left Eye Lopez, ain't I?
01:14:31I'll see you later.
01:14:32Alright, love, don't be chasing waterfalls.
01:14:35What's he on about?
01:14:37Bit quieter, innit?
01:14:47I'll see you later.
01:14:48I'll see you later.
01:14:49I'll see you later.
01:14:50Bye.
01:15:17The rules are simple.
01:15:29Best of nine rounds of fastball.
01:15:32Now, gents, remember, you've got no more than 30 seconds to make your shot.
01:15:37Got it?
01:15:38Got it.
01:15:39Good.
01:15:40We lag for the first two breaks, winner stays on, breaks.
01:15:43You go to a deciding game, we lag again.
01:15:46Okay?
01:15:47Okay.
01:15:48Off you go, gents.
01:16:08Gas breaks.
01:16:09It's a flow, bro.
01:16:16Cold break.
01:16:17First game to gas.
01:16:18Shit.
01:16:19You're gonna regret today for a long time, Dr. Doom.
01:16:21Mr. Mr. Doom, for fucks.
01:16:22Whatever, bro.
01:16:23All more like this, and he wins.
01:16:24Oh, yeah, cheers for that, Charlie.
01:16:25I'll be lost without you, mate.
01:16:26Jack breaks.
01:16:27Rack'em up.
01:16:28Jack breaks.
01:16:29Rack'em up.
01:16:30Jack breaks.
01:16:31Rock'em up.
01:16:32Jack breaks.
01:16:33Rack'em up.
01:16:34Jack breaks.
01:16:35Rack'em up.
01:16:36Jack breaks.
01:16:37Rack'em up.
01:16:39Jack breaks.
01:16:41Rack'em up.
01:16:43Jack breaks.
01:16:43Rack'em up.
01:16:52Jack breaks.
01:16:56Rack'em up.
01:17:22Second round goes to Jack.
01:17:38Boom.
01:17:45This is it.
01:17:47May the best man win.
01:17:48I know you haven't got the money for this game.
01:17:50Fucking look at you.
01:17:50But I know you can make me money with interest.
01:17:53Looks like I'll have both of you in my pockets soon.
01:17:56Must be a lot of room in that bum bag.
01:18:20My break.
01:18:26Are you going to break or what?
01:18:41Look, just a thought.
01:18:44How about I give you the 40 grand?
01:18:46We call it a day and we just forget about the debt.
01:18:49Are you joking?
01:18:50No.
01:18:51Charlie, do I joke?
01:18:52I'm waiting.
01:18:53No, I don't.
01:18:55I'm a very serious man.
01:18:56You're scared.
01:18:58I'm giving you a way out.
01:18:59A way out?
01:19:00If I win, you lose everything.
01:19:03And I'm guessing you need this money to cover the debt that our good pal Charlie got you into.
01:19:08I knew there'd be some kind of hustle.
01:19:09There's no hustle.
01:19:10I'm pausing for a second to give you a way out.
01:19:12A way out, yeah.
01:19:13I heard you.
01:19:15Surely this is longer than 30 seconds.
01:19:17It gives a point there.
01:19:18Listen, you need this well more than I do.
01:19:20It's really admirable that you cleared those debts, man.
01:19:23Yeah.
01:19:24But you're forgetting one very important thing.
01:19:26Yeah, and what's that?
01:19:27I couldn't give a fuck.
01:19:32Last chance, big man.
01:19:34Play the game.
01:19:36It's your car.
01:19:50Are you sure?
01:19:51You can walk away with a 40 grand now.
01:19:53Play the game.
01:19:54Look, a man can either be good at poo or good at sex.
01:20:02There's no in between.
01:20:24Thank you, sir.
01:20:36Golden right.
01:20:37Mr. Doom wins.
01:20:38Oh, my God.
01:20:41Oh, my God.
01:20:41Oh, my God.
01:20:42Oh, my God.
01:20:44Oh, my God.
01:20:45Oh, my God.
01:20:46Oh, my God.
01:20:48Oh, my God.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:20:51Oh, my God.
01:20:52Oh, my God.
01:20:53Oh, my God.
01:20:54Oh, my God.
01:20:55Oh, my God.
01:20:56Oh, my God.
01:20:57Oh, my God.
01:20:58Oh, my God.
01:20:59Oh, my God.
01:21:00Oh, my God.
01:21:01Oh, my God.
01:21:02Oh, my God.
01:21:03Oh, my God.
01:21:04Oh, my God.
01:21:05Oh, my God.
01:21:06Oh, my God.
01:21:07You okay?
01:21:32Yeah, I'm good.
01:21:33Take your time, mate.
01:21:40It's just that, you know...
01:21:45No, I know.
01:21:48I can go around the block again if you want.
01:21:52I think six times is enough, you know.
01:21:56This is the one.
01:21:58I'm here for you, mate.
01:22:00Thanks, mate.
01:22:02I really need to know.
01:22:09What?
01:22:11What are you doing?
01:22:15You might want to let that one go, mate.
01:22:19Okay.
01:22:24I just want to thank you for...
01:22:28It's all good.
01:22:29All good.
01:22:30Go.
01:22:32I meant to ask you.
01:22:37What?
01:22:38Um...
01:22:39What's your real name?
01:22:41Richard.
01:22:43Richard Bott.
01:22:46We'll stick with Charlie, eh?
01:22:49We'll stick with Charlie, eh?
01:23:01Wish me luck, Dick.
01:23:03We'll take you over.
01:23:04I'll do it again, we'll're all right now.
01:23:06We'll do it again.
01:23:07I'll do it again.
01:23:09One more.
01:23:10Three, two, three, five.
01:23:11Two, three, three.
01:23:12Five, two.
01:23:13Four, three, four, three.
01:23:14Six, seven, eight, last.
01:23:16One more.
01:23:17Two, three, seven, eight.
01:23:18Two, seven, eight.
01:23:20Five, seven, eight, eight.
01:23:21One, four, three.
01:23:22Nine...
01:23:23Five, nine, ten, ten...
01:23:24Oh, my God.
01:23:54Oh, my God.
01:24:24Don't sit around, you're going to put it on your waistline.
01:24:32Don't stand alone in these strangest of times.
01:24:36There's no explaining the things that might happen.
01:24:40There's now a new home for technology and fashion.
01:24:43She heard it from someone in Hong Kong who read it on a screen in Beijing.
01:24:47It was posted on a site in Seattle.
01:24:51And Mia read it on the back of a cigarette packet and said,
01:24:54Election meets electrocution.
01:24:56This is the new revolution.
01:25:00It's taking me way high.
01:25:04I like it white with no sugar.
01:25:06She said she was looking for a basic introduction.
01:25:21And that creation is an anagram of reaction.
01:25:24Said she was a user IBM out of South Africa.
01:25:28I was a receiver in a cafe bar in Manchester.
01:25:32I replied that boarding is an anagram of bedroom
01:25:35and that it's so good to see kids on the streets again.
01:25:38The only people I don't wish to meet
01:25:40are singing at the pigeons in Senile Street
01:25:43and that, yes, this is a new revolution.
01:25:45The man on the machine.
01:26:15Macedonia hits on the girl with the fully loaded PC in D.C.
01:26:22This is the early annual revolution.
01:26:27It's taking me way high.
01:26:30I like it white with no sugar.
01:26:34When I'm out on the highway.
01:26:42It's taking me way high.
01:26:45I like it white with no sugar.
01:26:49When I'm out on the highway.
01:26:55I guess I'll just scoot along to Dry or Atlas or Dukes of 92.
01:27:05Open up a new website and maybe call it...
01:27:08Mr. Moon, play that tune.
01:27:16I'm groovy, mama.
01:27:16I'm groovy.
01:27:17Seriously, why the fuck is everyone called...
01:27:41phone call!
01:27:42Got rigged!