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00:31:42Do you want me to...
00:31:46No.
00:31:47We are proud to present the world premiere of...
00:31:50Sylvia Plath.
00:31:51Poet.
00:31:52Lover.
00:31:53Lady Carbon Monoxide.
00:31:55Pay for your half of the bills.
00:31:57Pay for mine.
00:31:59I've got something to tell you.
00:32:13Is it goodnight?
00:32:15I've got the part.
00:32:20Oh.
00:32:21Oh my god, but...
00:32:24But the audition.
00:32:25They changed it.
00:32:26I won in today.
00:32:27I can't believe it.
00:32:28I'm finally going to make something of myself.
00:32:31Oh, oh my god, Annie.
00:32:32Oh, dear good lord, we're saved.
00:32:36We?
00:32:36You and me, babe.
00:32:37You and me.
00:32:38Where's the check?
00:32:41What's your cut of the royalties?
00:32:44There's no money, hun.
00:32:47It's non-union.
00:32:49What?
00:32:51I get paid in experience.
00:32:54And experience is valuable.
00:32:56Even more valuable than money, they said.
00:32:58I just wanted to tell you in case you wanted to have some sweet dreams tonight.
00:33:03They're sending us sponges.
00:33:11For free, George.
00:33:13Free wow sponges.
00:33:17Wow.
00:33:18A $2 million life insurance payout.
00:33:33And she almost made it too.
00:33:36That's sloppy.
00:33:38You can't have witnesses.
00:33:42That's rule number one.
00:33:43Make it look like an accident.
00:33:46Everything you own is old and leaky.
00:33:50Your house is full of shit, George.
00:33:53No one would suspect a thing.
00:33:58Send Annie to hell and let the cool island breeze carry you home.
00:34:03Lucy, I am taking the day off.
00:34:15My wife and I are celebrating a professional accomplishment.
00:34:21Yes, hers.
00:34:22I'm aware I haven't had a professional accomplishment in some time.
00:34:26Goodbye.
00:34:27Goodbye.
00:34:56It's so exciting.
00:34:57I mean, it's so cool, Annie.
00:34:58For real.
00:34:59Shouldn't take this on and get a cup of tea.
00:35:01Ugh.
00:35:02What's the rush?
00:35:03We're celebrating.
00:35:04You take the day off for me.
00:35:05Let's enjoy it.
00:35:06I was thinking we could...
00:35:07I know.
00:35:08And I want to.
00:35:09But...
00:35:10I gotta get to flight school.
00:35:11Again?
00:35:12He's got me, Annie.
00:35:13He's got me good.
00:35:14Wait.
00:35:15Do you always go there and never to his house?
00:35:16Never.
00:35:17Why?
00:35:18Fuck!
00:35:19Yes!
00:35:20You get to me with a bitch!
00:35:21Come on!
00:35:22Come on!
00:35:23Come on!
00:35:24Come on!
00:35:25Fuck me!
00:35:26I would.
00:35:27I would.
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:30Oh!
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Oh!
00:35:33Oh!
00:35:34Oh!
00:35:35Oh!
00:35:36Oh!
00:35:37Oh!
00:35:38Oh!
00:35:39Oh!
00:35:40Oh!
00:35:41Oh!
00:35:42Oh!
00:35:43You can pick up.
00:35:46Don't know if I was with you.
00:35:48If Ty calls, I'll answer.
00:35:50Don't you think he's gonna get suspicious if you...
00:35:52That would require a single fucking brain cell to fire about anything other than...
00:35:58Pies.
00:35:59I mean, if you had told me when I was a little girl that pies would come to haunt me...
00:36:03I mean, really?
00:36:04Pies or my fucking cross to bear?
00:36:10Annie?
00:36:11Hm?
00:36:12Sometimes you get this, like, weird twitch in your eye.
00:36:16Okay, I've never told anyone this.
00:36:18Not even George.
00:36:19Well, you can trust me, right?
00:36:21I mean, you know you can talk to me about anything?
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:27All these pills you see me take, they're meant to stop me from letting certain thoughts, certain...
00:36:37Sometimes that picture just...
00:36:38Oh!
00:36:39My God!
00:36:40Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:42Oh!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:45Oh!
00:36:46Oh!
00:36:47Oh!
00:36:48Oh!
00:36:49Oh!
00:36:55Mrs. Briar!
00:36:56It's been a while.
00:36:57Hi, Annie.
00:36:58You ladies doing okay?
00:36:59Or...
00:37:00Okay?
00:37:01Good for you and Mikey.
00:37:02So, Annie, how'd that audition go?
00:37:03I got the part.
00:37:04That's amazing to hear!
00:37:05Congratulations!
00:37:06I know, it's all happening so fast.
00:37:07I mean, one day I was just like you, and now I'm on TV, it's...
00:37:08Jackie, I left my wallet in the car.
00:37:09Annie, can you...
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11Thanks.
00:37:12Look, I'll put it on George's tab.
00:37:13Tab?
00:37:14Tab?
00:37:15I'll just take care of these now.
00:37:45On me.
00:37:46Wow, Annie.
00:37:48That's mighty generous.
00:38:14Hey, Annie, have you seen Gemma?
00:38:36When was the last time you saw Gemma exactly?
00:38:39I called the school and they don't know...
00:38:40Hello?
00:38:41Is George inside?
00:38:42George!
00:38:43Yes, no!
00:38:44George!
00:38:45Yes, no!
00:38:46George!
00:38:55Jesus Christ!
00:38:56Annie, you got a gas link!
00:38:58I said gas!
00:38:59Gas, exactly!
00:39:00George?
00:39:01Gemma?
00:39:02George?
00:39:03Gemma?
00:39:04George?
00:39:05Gemma?
00:39:06George?
00:39:07Gemma?
00:39:13No, I'm not a gas link.
00:39:14Horrible.
00:39:15No, I'm not a gas link.
00:39:16George!
00:39:28Mary, come on.
00:39:29No, I'm not a gas link.
00:39:30George!
00:39:31Holy shit!
00:39:33Mikey found a gas leak.
00:39:35Mikey?
00:39:36Mikey is the interesting part of what I just said.
00:39:38Uh, Mikey found what?
00:39:40A gas leak!
00:39:41He was looking for Gemma.
00:39:42I was home.
00:39:43I smelled something.
00:39:44I wanted to shower because she threw up on me.
00:39:45And all of a sudden, I couldn't breathe.
00:39:47The fire department came and they said that all the appliances are shot to hell.
00:39:51And I opened all the windows and doors, but it still smells like rotten eggs, don't you think?
00:39:57Where were you?
00:39:59George, we need a new water heater.
00:40:01That thing is shot to hell.
00:40:03I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:40:04The water heater's out. It almost tried to kill me.
00:40:07Are you hearing a word I'm saying?
00:40:09I'll take it cold.
00:40:13Here's out of order.
00:40:14You call 555-555-5555.
00:40:18Here it is again.
00:40:19It's 555-555-5555.
00:40:23Beware, wow, sponge and potatoes.
00:40:25There is only one true sponge.
00:40:27And it's wow.
00:40:28That's 555-555-5555.
00:40:35Future Oscar Walk of Fame superstar right here in our goddamn midst.
00:40:38Bravo, Annie. You did it.
00:40:40It's a dream come true, guys.
00:40:41You must be a proud man, George. Speechless.
00:40:45Say something.
00:40:46I'm speechless, I said.
00:40:48Well, what are you two doing to celebrate?
00:40:50Oh, I don't know if we're gonna...
00:40:51You should go skydiving.
00:40:52No, no, that's dangerous.
00:40:54It's not. The instructors are well-trained.
00:40:56How do you know so much about skydiving?
00:40:58It's a hobby. It's active.
00:41:01Come on, hon. I've always wanted to try it.
00:41:03You have?
00:41:04You knew that.
00:41:05I didn't. It's quite the release.
00:41:06I will book us a reservation tomorrow.
00:41:09I'll refer you.
00:41:10He will get you in wherever, whenever you want.
00:41:12He?
00:41:13The skydive thing.
00:41:14The automated appointment number, Maggie.
00:41:17Modern technology, huh?
00:41:19Texting a skydive center?
00:41:21That is unbelievable.
00:41:23A toast!
00:41:24What's wrong with you?
00:41:31It was an accident.
00:41:33Sloppy.
00:41:34Sloppy man.
00:41:36I'm sorry.
00:41:46Screwed up with the missus.
00:41:47She'll be fine.
00:41:48Your missus.
00:41:51How are you, George?
00:41:54To be honest, I am drowning in debt
00:41:57and woefully underappreciated in every facet
00:42:00of my small, pathetic life.
00:42:03I am attempting to pull off something truly devilish
00:42:06for which I will certainly burn in Satan's eternal fire,
00:42:09but I can't imagine hell being any worse than life.
00:42:12That's great.
00:42:13How's work?
00:42:16Come by sometime.
00:42:18I'll give you a free slice of pie.
00:42:19I got pies galore at home.
00:42:24We say ours are better than homemade.
00:42:26No, no.
00:42:27Burgers Now is selling my pies.
00:42:31How's that?
00:42:32And they pay well.
00:42:33And that Lucy.
00:42:34She couldn't be nicer.
00:42:36I like their ethos, too.
00:42:38Preparation is crust for the filling.
00:42:41Solid mantra, that.
00:42:43And the encouragement.
00:42:44Still refreshing to have higher-ups that believe in you.
00:42:51You know, Gemma's out all day, so I have the house to myself.
00:42:55Sounds nice.
00:42:56You'd think so.
00:43:01The pies, George.
00:43:03The pies have been my salvation.
00:43:06Salvation to salivate over.
00:43:08How's that for a slogan?
00:43:10The trick is the apple, okay?
00:43:13Depending upon what type of apple you use, George,
00:43:15you can dramatically alter the taste of the pastry.
00:43:19Honeycrisp.
00:43:20Fuji.
00:43:21Granny Smith.
00:43:23Gemma usually comes home pretty late,
00:43:25and so I like to have something delicious waiting for her.
00:43:29The way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.
00:43:31Must you taste it before-
00:43:33She's popular.
00:43:34She's got friends and interests, and I love that about her.
00:43:40Mmm.
00:43:42Mmm.
00:43:44Our first date.
00:43:45It's my favorite picture of us.
00:43:47It's something, isn't it?
00:43:48Do you need medical attention?
00:43:49I was lucky.
00:43:51Lucky as Lou Gehrig.
00:43:54But, well, you know Gemma.
00:43:57We start dating.
00:43:58She stops answering my calls.
00:44:00We moved in together.
00:44:01She rarely comes home.
00:44:03I manage, but...
00:44:06They're a dark moment, George.
00:44:09And I think to myself,
00:44:10Oh, God.
00:44:11Has she been cheating on me?
00:44:14I mean, that makes me sound crazy, doesn't it?
00:44:16And the last thing I want to do is be one of those hysterical men.
00:44:20And I get the look.
00:44:22No.
00:44:23We don't have sex.
00:44:24And I have a notebook full of things I would love to experiment with
00:44:28when she's ready.
00:44:29If I could be honest, George, I think she might have become asexual.
00:44:34It just doesn't interest her.
00:44:37But when we first met...
00:44:39Woo-wee, George.
00:44:41She was whatever the opposite of asexual is.
00:44:43Sexual?
00:44:44Men haven't slept together.
00:44:46Can I be honest, George?
00:44:51I'm worried.
00:44:52I'm worried about me.
00:44:54Do you listen to the radio, George?
00:44:57Do you watch the television?
00:44:59Are you aware of the terrible things that people do or whatever?
00:45:03Do you really suffer?
00:45:04Why don't you clean yourself up?
00:45:09It's a thing.
00:45:13You okay?
00:45:16Never better.
00:45:20Did you, uh...
00:45:21Did the water heater fit?
00:45:22Oh, you got a new one of Kent's.
00:45:24Always on.
00:45:26Expensive.
00:45:27Hmm.
00:45:30Lucky you came by the other day, or who knows what would have happened.
00:45:34Well, lucky indeed.
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36I was looking for Gemma.
00:45:37You here?
00:45:38I was just checking it.
00:45:39Yeah.
00:45:40Did you find her?
00:45:41Nope.
00:45:42Nope.
00:45:45Uh-huh.
00:45:57Hey, so Annie said that you were out the other day when the gas leaked.
00:46:20Indeed.
00:46:22Where were you?
00:46:23Work friends?
00:46:27Anyone I'm familiar with?
00:46:28I don't think so.
00:46:29Well, I might know them, given the pie situation.
00:46:36These work friends work nights.
00:46:40The graveyard shift?
00:46:44Yes.
00:46:45That's funny.
00:46:50For a restaurant that closes at 9pm.
00:46:57They're the cleaning crew.
00:47:01Oh.
00:47:04Oh.
00:47:11Okay.
00:47:12Well, good night.
00:47:13Good night.
00:47:15So proud of you.
00:47:16I am so proud.
00:47:18Good night, you guys.
00:47:27Did George seem a little off to you tonight?
00:47:29No.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32I really do love you, Gem.
00:47:40I really don't want to do this, George.
00:47:42Come on, we're celebrating.
00:47:44Say it with me.
00:47:45Live a little.
00:47:46Wow.
00:47:47Now, the wow sponge goes for $3.99 a sponge.
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:55What the fuck is up, you adrenaline junkies?
00:47:57You goddamn adrenaline adage.
00:47:59What the fuck is up, you adrenal heads?
00:48:01I'm Gale.
00:48:02But enough about me.
00:48:03How are you today?
00:48:04We're excited.
00:48:05We're excited.
00:48:06Hell yeah.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:08No, listen up.
00:48:09Come here.
00:48:10Story time.
00:48:11Come here.
00:48:12People are always asking me, Gale, what's the trick to staying calm up there?
00:48:14All right?
00:48:15Now, let's be honest.
00:48:16It's in your DNA to fear, and that's why we're here.
00:48:19Don't avoid it.
00:48:20Confront it.
00:48:21Head on collision with our base instincts, motherfucker.
00:48:24Oh.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:26Yeah.
00:48:27Now, here's the tip, all right?
00:48:28This is a Gale trademark.
00:48:30If you look down, you're falling.
00:48:33But if you look out, you're flying, baby.
00:48:38Fucking A, right?
00:48:40Yeah.
00:48:41All right.
00:48:42Now, let me just go ahead and check this.
00:48:46All right.
00:48:47Now, you know, I do like to suggest a quick visit to the old toilette day before we head
00:48:52up.
00:48:53A little field trip to the piss and shit factory, if you catch my drift.
00:48:58Uh, yes, please.
00:48:59All right.
00:49:00Well, follow me, darling.
00:49:01I gotta empty the tank myself.
00:49:11George?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13I'm Ty.
00:49:14Uh, the Gemma's a pro, yeah?
00:49:29That's right.
00:49:30Cool.
00:49:31Does she ever talk about me?
00:49:34Um, sorry.
00:49:37Oh, so weird to ask.
00:49:40Ah, forget it.
00:49:41She said she loves, uh, skydiving.
00:49:44That's cool.
00:49:47I love her.
00:49:52Holy shit.
00:49:53Is that the wow sponge lady?
00:49:55All right.
00:49:56Who's ready to fly?
00:49:57Oh, excuse me.
00:49:58Huge fan.
00:49:59Oh, wow.
00:50:00Wow.
00:50:01You said it.
00:50:02Wow.
00:50:03Wow.
00:50:04Wow.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:06Wow.
00:50:07Oh, my God.
00:50:09Wow.
00:50:10Truly.
00:50:11Oh.
00:50:12Oh, my stomach.
00:50:13I can't go up.
00:50:14What?
00:50:15My stomach.
00:50:16I can't go up.
00:50:17I heard you, but what do you mean you're-
00:50:18Ouch.
00:50:19That'd result in a $2,000 per person cancellation fee.
00:50:23What?
00:50:24Oof.
00:50:25Ouch.
00:50:26That'd result in-
00:50:27I heard you.
00:50:28I hear all of you, but-
00:50:29It's gonna be $4,000 if we don't go up?
00:50:31Yeah.
00:50:32Yeah.
00:50:33Oh.
00:50:34All right.
00:50:35Hey, listen to what.
00:50:36I'll tell you this, okay?
00:50:37If we go up, you and me, lady friend, I'll spare you his fee.
00:50:42I got the jet already fueled up.
00:50:44It's all full of fucking fuel, and I'm ready to fly, baby.
00:50:47Dale's ready to fucking fly!
00:50:50All right.
00:50:51This was a gift for you.
00:50:52Go.
00:50:53I didn't want to do this, George.
00:50:54You'll have fun.
00:50:55Go.
00:50:56What the hell?
00:50:57It's my stomach.
00:50:58It acts up.
00:50:59You know this.
00:51:00It doesn't.
00:51:01It does.
00:51:02Oh.
00:51:03What do you say, Ms. Wow?
00:51:07I'll go up.
00:51:08For you.
00:51:09It's a lot of money.
00:51:10All right.
00:51:13Smell you, bitch.
00:51:16Okay, Ms. Wow.
00:51:17Let's hit the jet stream and soar.
00:51:19Fucking soar.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Oh.
00:51:22Oh.
00:51:23Oh.
00:51:24Oh.
00:51:25Oh.
00:51:26Oh.
00:51:27Oh.
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:29Bathroom's inside to the right.
00:51:30It fits that kind of stomach bang.
00:51:31Man.
00:51:50Oh.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:52Oh.
00:52:13We're almost there.
00:52:17We're almost there.
00:52:21Oh, God.
00:52:25Holy shit.
00:52:28Jesus fucking Christ.
00:52:44Ah.
00:52:47Yeah!
00:52:55Sorry.
00:52:57I'll do it myself.
00:53:06What?
00:53:07This is East Lake Hospital.
00:53:09I'm calling to confirm that you do not own a health insurance qualifying firearm,
00:53:13nor have you ponied up the dough to purchase one a la carte.
00:53:16My wife was nearly killed. God damn you.
00:53:23You couldn't even wait an hour?
00:53:26I could not. You'll be receiving a bill in the amount of $200,000.53.
00:53:31Annie Decker of Wow Sponge fame is lucky to be alive after a harrowing accident.
00:53:47Now that is what I call the Wow Fast.
00:53:51We have a birthday.
00:54:03It's your birthday.
00:54:08Decker, you're dancing today.
00:54:10Lucy, I'm not dancing.
00:54:11I'm doing you a favor.
00:54:12The $10 birthday bonus might help.
00:54:14Your wife is all over the news and I imagine things are getting a little tight at home.
00:54:18$10 is real money, George.
00:54:22How about a birthday bonus for my boy?
00:54:24It's your birthday. Happy birthday.
00:54:34Every day is a gift. This is yours.
00:54:38Hit it.
00:54:39Baby, it's your silly birthday. Oh yeah, another year older. Yum yum, so eat some fucking cake.
00:54:44Baby, we ain't gotta wait, so we might as well say. Oh oh, look at this got go. Cake!
00:55:08It's made with love. It's got sprinkles on the top. A candle that'll pop. Like this song.
00:55:21Rock your birthday burgers now!
00:55:27Rock your dance burgers now!
00:55:30Oh oh, the song's not over. I know you want more.
00:55:34It's sexy little horn!
00:55:35Oh yeah, so baby, get booger. You ain't getting younger. You're all a piece of shit!
00:55:46Happy birthday burgers now!
00:55:52Fuck ya burgers now!
00:55:57Wow!
00:56:01Thank you. I really needed that.
00:56:05The Department of Gun Ubiquity is pleased to announce that the purchase of an approved firearm now entitles the gun owner to medical coverage, dental coverage, mental health coverage, an allowance for a gym membership, an allowance for meditation courses.
00:56:22George!
00:56:27George!
00:56:28Kent!
00:56:30Is Annie doing okay?
00:56:32She is remarkable.
00:56:36A month later and she is already on her feet.
00:56:41She's an inspiration.
00:56:43Light of my life.
00:56:44Nice flowers.
00:56:59Ficked about myself.
00:57:01Trying to diversify.
00:57:03Like the sunflowers.
00:57:05An assorted bouquet.
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:08Sure.
00:57:24And rat poison.
00:57:26Had an infestation a while ago.
00:57:30Ended up with a barn cat.
00:57:32Still better than any product on the market.
00:57:34And you can save a life.
00:57:36Adopt.
00:57:38Has that always been there?
00:57:40It's mandatory that all businesses display their firearms ever since they got rid of health ratings, fire codes, and occupancy guidelines.
00:57:49Oh, yes.
00:57:51Oh, uh, excuse me.
00:57:54Kent's Corner Store.
00:57:55Kent speaking.
00:57:56How may I help you?
00:58:00Um, it's for you.
00:58:02Who is it?
00:58:03Jack and Associates.
00:58:04I'll call them back.
00:58:06He'll call you right back.
00:58:10They're rather angry about-
00:58:11Hanging up the phone, Kent.
00:58:16Apologies.
00:58:18You just missed him.
00:58:25Jack and Associates, huh?
00:58:26Telemarketers.
00:58:27Brutal.
00:58:28Relentless.
00:58:34All right, let's get back to business.
00:58:48Perfect, okay.
00:58:52George.
00:58:54You just missed him.
00:58:55What did he get?
00:58:56He's got a heavy tab, my friend.
00:58:57What did he get this morning, just now?
00:58:59Uh, a bouquet of flowers and rat poison.
00:59:01And a lotto ticket, naturally.
00:59:04Were they sunflowers?
00:59:05They were.
00:59:07Annie almost dies in a freak parachute accident,
00:59:09and now George is buying rat poison
00:59:11and my wife's favorite flowers?
00:59:13Okay, this isn't some crazy concern.
00:59:14Jim is cheating on me, okay?
00:59:16I-I know it.
00:59:17I'm not gonna defend George's character, but I-
00:59:19Would you stand aside if you knew who the other man was?
00:59:22Can you say for certain George is the other man?
00:59:25Despite his deeply selfish and destructive personality?
00:59:29I know I'm right.
00:59:31I know I'm right.
00:59:33No, no, no.
00:59:34Yeah, no, no.
00:59:37Now would be a good time to help.
00:59:38help.
01:00:08НАПРЯЖЕННАЯ МУЗЫКА
01:00:38НАПРЯЖЕННАЯ МУЗЫКА
01:01:08Fresh flowers for the light of my life?
01:01:20I'm allergic to sunflowers.
01:01:23Are you?
01:01:25You knew that.
01:01:27How about some lasagna for dinner?
01:01:30I have plans.
01:01:31I'm treating you to a home-cooked meal, flowers and lasagna.
01:01:36I'm being romantic, darling.
01:01:39George?
01:01:40Hmm?
01:01:40I made plans.
01:01:43Can't you at least pretend to love me?
01:01:46You're supposed to be an actress.
01:01:48George!
01:01:49I'm making you dinner.
01:01:51I have.
01:01:52Let me be a good husband.
01:01:54You're scaring me.
01:01:55It's lasagna.
01:01:56George, stop.
01:01:57It's flowers and lasagna.
01:01:58Stop walking.
01:01:59Beautiful Annie.
01:02:00George, stop!
01:02:01Wow!
01:02:02Wow!
01:02:03Wow!
01:02:03Wow!
01:02:04Wow!
01:02:20Annie!
01:02:20She's not here.
01:02:26I was supposed to pick her up.
01:02:34What did you do?
01:02:37I thought...
01:02:39I couldn't tell you.
01:02:41Yeah.
01:02:42All right.
01:02:44Let me text her.
01:02:52Oh, well, I'm fucking starving.
01:02:58I was going to make lasagna.
01:03:00Hmm.
01:03:01Enough for two?
01:03:05Nice to be away from them.
01:03:08Isn't it?
01:03:08It almost feels like I'm alone.
01:03:18Oh, paradise.
01:03:29Nice to be away from them, isn't it?
01:03:32Almost feels like I'm alone.
01:03:35Paradise.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:50Told you I was having dinner at Annie's.
01:03:52How's it going?
01:03:53Good.
01:03:55Who's that?
01:03:57George.
01:03:58I thought you were having dinner with Annie.
01:04:00Yeah.
01:04:01We were supposed to have dinner, but she left and she isn't answering her phone.
01:04:05Look, I'm having an impromptu dinner with George, okay?
01:04:09Talk to you later.
01:04:11Jesus Christ.
01:04:12Well, you missed dinner.
01:04:41Time for me to turn in.
01:04:46Good night, George.
01:04:50Uh, where were you?
01:04:51Hiding.
01:04:52Fame getting to?
01:04:53No, no.
01:04:54I think George is trying to kill me.
01:04:56Mikey kills me every day.
01:04:58He tried to poison me with lasagna.
01:05:00I ate the lasagna.
01:05:01Do I look dead?
01:05:02Can I just stay with you for a little while?
01:05:04Oh, Annie.
01:05:06I love you.
01:05:07I do.
01:05:08But the place is crammed for two people.
01:05:10And it's almost too small for Mikey now.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:14You really think George is smart enough to kill you and get away with it?
01:05:18He went to Bloward.
01:05:20Well, there's little evidence of that, so...
01:05:23I mean, look, you could divorce him.
01:05:29No, he'd take half of everything.
01:05:30Wait, you didn't sign up.
01:05:31No, he didn't think it was a good idea.
01:05:33Are you out of your mind?
01:05:34You let him talk you into a mess.
01:05:36You're fine, okay?
01:05:47It's...
01:05:47It's George, you know?
01:05:49It's...
01:05:50It's George.
01:05:51Okay?
01:05:53All right, I love you.
01:05:54You call me if you need me.
01:05:55Okay?
01:05:56You're gonna be fine.
01:05:57Bye!
01:05:58Bye!
01:06:06Troy?
01:06:33Oh, wow.
01:06:34Oh, wow.
01:06:36Oh, wow.
01:07:00Oh, wow.
01:07:05Oh, wow.
01:07:05Oh, wow.
01:07:05Oh, wow.
01:07:05Oh, my God.
01:07:35Do you fucking hear me?
01:08:03Yes, ma'am.
01:08:05And where were you yesterday?
01:08:12Coffee and a slice of apple pie.
01:08:17You're supposed to be on the clock.
01:08:25Coffee and a slice of apple pie.
01:08:35I'm making two of each.
01:08:38Lucy?
01:08:42What do you think you're doing?
01:08:55You'll speak when spoken to.
01:08:57I'll just ask.
01:09:06I'll just come out and ask it.
01:09:07Why do you torture me?
01:09:09I want you to show me that you want to be here.
01:09:11You abuse me.
01:09:12You like it.
01:09:13And you're well paid.
01:09:14Don't.
01:09:15Don't.
01:09:16Well paid.
01:09:17Legal wage.
01:09:18Record me all you want.
01:09:19I'll be fine.
01:09:20You know that.
01:09:21I'll be fine.
01:09:22Maybe life isn't about public opinion so much.
01:09:23as it is about.
01:09:24I'll be fine.
01:09:25I'll be fine.
01:09:26I'll be fine.
01:09:28Maybe life isn't about public opinion so much as it is about one person deciding something irreversible
01:09:35should happen to you.
01:09:36Maybe life isn't about public opinion so much as it is about one person deciding something
01:09:44irreversible should happen to you.
01:09:49Maybe life isn't about public opinion so much as it is about one person deciding something irreversible
01:09:56should happen to you.
01:10:01I hope you didn't like you.
01:10:16Well done.
01:10:17George, please.
01:10:23George.
01:10:24George, please.
01:10:26What does George even mean?
01:10:29George.
01:10:30It stopped sounding like a word after a while.
01:10:36George.
01:10:37George.
01:10:38George.
01:10:43Got good grades so he could get into college.
01:10:50George.
01:10:52Did well at Blowered so he could get a good job.
01:10:56I did have them too.
01:10:57In the city.
01:10:58Did you know that?
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00The city.
01:11:01Me.
01:11:02I was a part of it.
01:11:03Can you picture that?
01:11:04Huh?
01:11:05Me.
01:11:06Fancy cocktail parties.
01:11:07With my business card out just so...
01:11:08Take me, take me.
01:11:10Little bits of me stuffed into important wallets.
01:11:16Then there was Annie.
01:11:17Always in my ear.
01:11:22Hmm.
01:11:23We should start a family.
01:11:24We should move to the suburbs.
01:11:25Maybe we'd be happier.
01:11:29You know something, Lucy?
01:11:30That woman has a lot of life in her.
01:11:34She was always destined to make something of herself.
01:11:39Honestly, she sees life as a kind of opportunity, an invitation to be someone.
01:12:04It's infuriating.
01:12:06And she has suppressed that.
01:12:09For me.
01:12:10For so long.
01:12:12So long.
01:12:13Honestly, if she didn't want to, she shouldn't have hitched her cart to this donkey.
01:12:21Because I am who I've always been.
01:12:27Whew.
01:12:32You wouldn't understand that.
01:12:34No.
01:12:35You're a child.
01:12:42I wasn't happy in this city.
01:12:45I live well beyond my means.
01:12:46I still wasn't happy.
01:12:51I'm not happy now.
01:12:55I have been alive long enough to know.
01:13:01I never will be.
01:13:03Nothing I ever do will live up to who I think George should be.
01:13:14I've played my part.
01:13:16I've stayed on track.
01:13:18And now I'm building up corners.
01:13:21Have you been to the Bahamas?
01:13:27I've been to the Bahamas.
01:13:28I'm going tonight.
01:13:40I'm going to the Bahamas.
01:13:41Oh, Lucy.
01:13:42Um…
01:13:43I really mean this, okay?
01:13:58I hate you.
01:14:00I hate you more than hate.
01:14:06I hope you die, early, slowly, and alone.
01:14:26Can I get a deal on that?
01:14:28Annie doesn't want one, so it would have to be quiet. I can't do the paperwork.
01:14:33Why do you need it?
01:14:35Protection.
01:14:37All these freak accidents, a little jittery.
01:14:42I'll be fined, and so will you.
01:14:44What's a little fine at this point, Kent?
01:14:47You're a good person, George, aren't you?
01:14:50Absolutely.
01:14:53I have never felt more hinged.
01:14:59Can I use your bathroom?
01:15:05There's something wrong with the loo, my friend.
01:15:12What's going on?
01:15:14Water just keeps rising and rising.
01:15:16Rising.
01:15:17Don't worry, George. I'll manage.
01:15:21I don't know how these work.
01:15:23Engineering was my third major at Blowers University.
01:15:26Sent in the blueprint as part of an internship application.
01:15:27Didn't get the job.
01:15:28Never saw a scent of profits.
01:15:29But you can't imagine how these work.
01:15:30I'm not bitter.
01:15:31Just to know that they've helped people is paying the number.
01:15:32Oh.
01:15:33Um.
01:15:34And I'm sorry to do this so callously, but...
01:15:35I'm sorry to do this so callously, but...
01:15:36I'm not bitter.
01:15:37Just to know that they've helped people is paying the number.
01:15:38Oh.
01:15:39Um.
01:15:40And I'm sorry to do this so callously, but...
01:15:44I added the Torah for the blessing.
01:15:46A little over $40,000.
01:15:47I don't blame you.
01:15:48I don't blame you.
01:15:49I don't blame you for not believing, but...
01:15:50I lost the money.
01:15:51I lost the money.
01:15:52Didn't get the job.
01:15:53I never saw a scent of profits, but...
01:15:54I can't imagine how them are in that.
01:15:55I'm not bitter.
01:15:56Just to know that they've helped people is paying the number.
01:15:58Oh.
01:15:59Um.
01:16:00And I'm sorry to do this so callously, but...
01:16:01I added the Torah for the blessing.
01:16:03A little over $40,000.
01:16:05I don't blame you.
01:16:07I don't blame you.
01:16:08I don't blame you for not believing me.
01:16:10You don't blame me.
01:16:12I don't blame you for not believing in me when I asked you to open the store with me all those years ago.
01:16:19I don't blame you for begging me to let you in on it once you saw it was a success.
01:16:24It was my investors that wouldn't allow me to do that.
01:16:27I felt terrible.
01:16:30I tried to do right by the way, and I know things haven't been easy for me.
01:16:35But I'm here for you, Jordan.
01:16:37I consider you a friend.
01:16:39And I value my customers and my friends happily.
01:16:42So consider yourself devil-bounded.
01:16:46Coming out now as a friend.
01:16:49And I hope in turn to be met with a friend.
01:16:58Motherfucker.
01:16:59Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:17:08Hello?
01:17:10What are you doing?
01:17:10I told you I was having dinner with Annie tonight.
01:17:14Again?
01:17:15Yes.
01:17:16What are your plans until dinner?
01:17:18Are you at work?
01:17:19Yes.
01:17:20I'm coming to your office.
01:17:21I made a pie for you.
01:17:22I don't eat pie, Mikey.
01:17:25A nice midday surprise for my baby.
01:17:27I'm out of the office.
01:17:29You just said you were at work.
01:17:31Well, I am.
01:17:32What's going on?
01:17:35Nothing.
01:17:36I just...
01:17:36Who is that?
01:17:39Uh, no one.
01:17:41That was a man sneeze.
01:17:44Don't be hysterical, Mikey.
01:17:45It's unbecoming.
01:17:46Hysterical?
01:17:47Are you cheating on me?
01:17:50You're cheating on me.
01:17:53I know who it is.
01:17:54He does?
01:17:56He does?
01:18:12Hello?
01:18:14Mikey knows about the affair.
01:18:16I'll pack a bag.
01:18:20Come here and we can leave them together.
01:18:23We can just fucking leave them.
01:18:25I'm sorry.
01:18:26I never told you.
01:18:27I didn't think...
01:18:27You didn't tell me what?
01:18:31I'm pregnant.
01:18:34Oh.
01:18:37Gemma.
01:18:38I'll make its life hell without even meaning to.
01:18:40Come quick, okay?
01:18:46Annie.
01:18:46Just get in the car, Gemma.
01:18:48Get in the car.
01:18:49Come on.
01:19:10All right.
01:19:18All right.
01:19:32Bye.
01:19:34Bye.
01:19:35Bye.
01:19:36Bye.
01:19:37Bye.
01:19:37Bye.
01:19:38Bye.
01:19:38Bye.
01:19:40I don't know.
01:20:10I don't know.
01:20:40Kent's corner store was the site of a robbery tonight, and Kent, the proprietor, was murdered.
01:21:00Point-blank shotgun blast to the face.
01:21:02Authorities obtained security footage, which we are obligated to show you.
01:21:06Up next, the lottery.
01:21:08But first, I'll work for my sponsor, Triceraglock.
01:21:12It's me, Triceraglock.
01:21:16Bang, bang.
01:21:18The ticket to Target Island is my own Triceraglock.
01:21:23That's right, adjust $3.99, Kent.
01:21:26And now, the lottery.
01:21:44And tonight's winning numbers are...
01:22:015, 9, 15, 21, and the lucky number, 30.
01:22:21Congratulations to the winner.
01:22:26It's me, Triceraglock.
01:22:26benefiting from France.
01:22:27Okay.
01:22:32No!
01:22:32No!
01:23:02Oh, my God.
01:23:32Oh, my God.
01:24:02Oh, my God.
01:24:32Oh, my God.
01:25:02Oh, my God.
01:25:32Oh, my God.
01:26:02Oh, my God.