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00:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:03Yes!
00:04Hello, passengers.
00:05This is your pilot speaking.
00:07I'd like to thank you for choosing us.
00:09I know you'll have your choice of fake captains.
00:13Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:15I thank you so much for having me.
00:17I like to blend in.
00:18I don't want to look like a tourist.
00:20You want to buy a map?
00:21And it just says, Google it!
00:24This place is full of incredible culture.
00:27You look like Jackson Pollock vomited on someone
00:30who was standing nearby.
00:32It's very important to get a local guide.
00:35Is it Javier Bardem?
00:37Is it Bardem?
00:38Yeah.
00:39I was forced to be here.
00:42One, two, three, four!
00:46When in New Zealand, you have to.
00:48Haka.
00:49With Taika Waititi.
00:51There we go.
00:52These are good eyes, right?
00:53Yeah, they're good eyes for the freak out.
00:54Then why don't you put me in a film?
00:56This is it.
00:57No!
01:05That's it, guys. Let's go!
01:10I could do this all day.
01:11In fact, I think I will!
01:17How do I look in person?
01:19Alarming.
01:20Alarming.
01:22Oh, my God!
01:23Look at them go!
01:32Kazakhstan loves me.
01:33Kazakhstan loves me?
01:34Yeah, very much.
01:35I should go to Kazakhstan.
01:36Yes.
01:37Okay, it was so nice to meet you.
01:38Yeah, when a fan is cutting it off...
01:39Bye-bye.
01:40You know that I've gone too far.
01:42You know?
01:43You know?
01:44That could be a plan.
01:45The way you're done.
01:46You know?
01:47You're too late, you're too late!
01:48Let's go to Kazakhstan.
01:49Yeah!
01:50That's my best.
01:51I am done!
01:52I'm done!
01:53That's my best!
01:54You know...
01:55Of course, all that in the world,
01:56I'm done too.
01:57I have to.
01:58I'm done.
01:59I have to.
02:00I'm done.
02:01I have to.
02:02To my, I'm done.
02:03I'm done.
02:04On that in the road.