A young Englishwoman volunteers to live for one year on a deserted tropical island with a middle-aged, misogynist Englishman to seek adventure.
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00:00:00It is, it is that brings us together
00:00:18It is, it is that brings us together
00:00:25It's alright, darling, we can't do this together
00:00:33It's alright, darling, I can't think of nothing better
00:00:40I don't know you, and you don't know me
00:00:48It is, it is that brings us together
00:00:54I don't know what you are looking for in me
00:01:02I don't know what I want, but my heart is bleeding
00:01:08I'm not yours, I'm not mine
00:01:12We'll find a willing to find
00:01:16In your life, in my life
00:01:19There are secrets too dark
00:01:23To let out, to let go, to get over
00:01:28But that's alright, baby
00:01:33Oh, that's alright, buddy
00:01:36It's alright, I mean, it's alright, I mean, it's alright
00:01:43Please, please, please, please, please, please, please be kind
00:02:06Be kind
00:02:09To my mistakes
00:02:12Be kind
00:02:20Be kind
00:02:27To me
00:02:28To me
00:02:29Oh, no
00:02:35Oh, no
00:03:05Into the paddling pool now
00:03:06Splashes, splashes
00:03:07Come on, Kathleen
00:03:08Come on, my baby
00:03:09Up here
00:03:10You're very good
00:03:12You're all loud down the slide
00:03:13Leave your arms
00:03:14Come on, up again
00:03:15Up again
00:03:16I'll tell your mummy about you
00:03:17Splash, come on
00:03:24Splash, splashes, splash
00:03:25Splashes, splash
00:03:26Warm and strong
00:03:27That's it
00:03:28Very, very good
00:03:29Round the bottle
00:03:32Come here
00:03:32Mr. Kingsland
00:03:33Mr. Kingsland
00:03:35Oh, God, are we late?
00:03:36You will be
00:03:36Rule number one
00:03:38Before you learn to swim
00:03:39You learn to tie your own shoelaces
00:03:40The right to do
00:03:41You'll be out
00:03:42Is here
00:03:42Within seven minutes
00:03:43I watch here
00:03:44You swear
00:03:45I've got to make a phone call
00:03:49Excuse me
00:03:50All right, Mr. Kingsland
00:03:54Do you want one of these?
00:03:59Do you want one of these?
00:04:03Who's are these?
00:04:05Oh, give me those
00:04:06Oh, give me those
00:04:06Oh, give me those
00:04:09Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:11Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:12Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:12Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:12Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:12Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:12Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:13Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:14Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:14Oh, he's still in the bud
00:04:15Oh, he's still in the bud
00:07:10Hello.
00:07:12Hello.
00:08:46straight back to Armley jail. An additional charge that he had stolen two car number plates
00:08:55valued at 50 pence was with... He's not a grown man, your husband. He's a puking boy. He can't even
00:09:03lay a girl without the whole world knowing. It's best as he makes us sick with his slop. I made a
00:09:07swear on the baby's head that she was telling the truth. I brought the baby in and made a swear on
00:09:11his head. If ever I hear his stinking voice, I'll pull it out of his face. Put it out. What? Do you think I'm stupid? A fag. Cigarette. Fags are poofters. Your ma would go ape shit if she knew I had you, sir. Before you let me. You let me before. That's why I come here. Out. Did you? Yes, of course I did. You told me it was all happening. So I lied. So what?
00:09:41What did you expect me to do? What are you doing, Neto? Papier maché. I can't remember. I'm making a model. French model. First floor. I don't know what yet. Nothing.
00:09:52As often as we could. Tell me something. What the point? What the hell does it matter? Why does she always have to be French, hmm? What's wrong with a good old British tart, hmm? The others! There weren't any others. How many? Half a dozen, a dozen. I don't know. What are the numbers, Matt?
00:10:08You live in a dream world, you know that? When you were here or when you were away? When I was away, if that's what you want to hear. If it's true. All right, then. When I was away.
00:10:23Why did you marry me? Why? Answer me! You know why. What do you think of marriage? It doesn't exist.
00:10:32Why did you go to bed with Beth? Oh. Didn't you ever try not to? Yes.
00:10:48It's all right. I'm here. Didn't you mind?
00:10:52Shh. Marvin, of course I minded. I wanted to see you here tonight, didn't you?
00:10:54Hello? I'm sorry?
00:10:55Are you all right? This is Gerald King. This is ridiculous for God's sake.
00:10:57Wait a two minutes.
00:10:58It's all true.
00:10:59I'm sorry. I thought you...
00:11:01I thought you...
00:11:02Are you serious? Yes, I'm serious.
00:11:03What are you trying to do? You're not exactly a model of place.
00:11:05All right, there's some kind of...
00:11:06I was never unfaithful to anyone in my life.
00:11:08To anyone ever!
00:11:09Yes.
00:11:10What?
00:11:11Did you stay tonight?
00:11:13Uh, no.
00:11:14I wish you'd shut up. I wish you'd die.
00:11:17Right.
00:11:19Russell Square Hotel.
00:11:21Russell Square...
00:11:23Hotel.
00:11:24Say, 7.30.
00:11:257.30.
00:11:26Yeah, it's fine.
00:11:27Right.
00:11:28That's great.
00:11:29Okay, well I'll see you then.
00:11:30If you...
00:11:36Hey!
00:11:37Sexy race.
00:11:38Who was that then?
00:11:40It was just an old friend.
00:11:42It was probably mine anyway.
00:11:44It owes me a tenner.
00:11:46It's only...
00:11:47How should I die?
00:11:48Somebody I'm having dinner with tomorrow night.
00:11:49What shall we do?
00:11:50Believe me.
00:11:51A friend of mine.
00:11:52I could die here.
00:11:53Oh.
00:11:54Comptment.
00:11:55Can you make my account up please?
00:11:56You want me to send you?
00:11:57Sure.
00:11:58I can die here.
00:12:28Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Kingsland. Could you have a page call?
00:12:38Mr. Kingsland was sitting over there. He must be in the lounge.
00:12:41Right.
00:12:58Mr. Kingsland? Lucy Irving.
00:13:12Well, thank God for that.
00:13:14What?
00:13:16To tell you the truth, I thought that the lady over there was going to be you.
00:13:22Well, it wasn't, sir.
00:13:25No, she wasn't.
00:13:28Shall I ask? Sorry.
00:13:29No, I'm sorry.
00:13:31I was going to say, would you like a drink?
00:13:33Yes, right.
00:13:35It's amazing, this.
00:13:38Yes, it is, yes.
00:13:40We're meeting with someone.
00:13:42Well, I mean, it's the ultimate blind date.
00:13:46Well, it's not a scissors.
00:13:48I mean, we're not, um...
00:13:51It's not exactly, um...
00:13:54Well, I suppose we are, really.
00:13:59Can I tell you something?
00:14:01Yes?
00:14:02You were the first woman, I mean, girl, that I've interviewed that's...
00:14:08That's made it feel that way.
00:14:11Would you like a drink?
00:14:12Yes, I would.
00:14:13Yes, well, it's, um...
00:14:14No, no, it's, um...
00:14:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17You...
00:14:18That's too loud.
00:14:19Gave themselves up to authorities in Damascus tonight.
00:14:22Their surrender came a short time after a plane carrying 54 Pakistanis into the fitness landing a few hundred yards from where the hostages were being held.
00:14:29Can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:30Yes!
00:14:31Can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:32Yes!
00:14:33Yes!
00:14:34Can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:35Yes!
00:14:36Yes!
00:14:37Can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:38Yes!
00:14:39Yeah!
00:14:40Do you understand?
00:14:41Can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:42Yes!
00:14:43Can you borrow your mascara?
00:14:44Yes!
00:14:45Little girl makes sense to me?
00:14:46Can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:47Yes!
00:14:48Can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:49Yes!
00:14:50One time today, I looked as though the whole plan to release the hostages was in jeopardy when...
00:14:52one thing is i've seen what is it eight other applicants since i first met you and i've got
00:15:08what i'm supposed to see three more but uh but i don't mind you knowing that you're
00:15:14you'll definitely be on my shoulder
00:15:16well that was delicious pasta i'm afraid i can't eat anymore well it's a preparation these kind of
00:15:26things it's important a pasta no i mean real life i'm in the island um not some arsehole like robinson
00:15:32crusoe that suddenly finds he's got the whole ship's stores at his disposal and a man-servant sort
00:15:37of slave a man friday he had a friday as well yeah yes he did see i've got to organize a whole
00:15:50thing i want to prepare stores medicines visas things like that most important things are not
00:15:56money right sort of island proper water supply right sort of companion in that order
00:16:10what do you do for anything no no no you're not a secretary are you
00:16:25nurse are those the choices
00:16:31i don't understand well secretary or nurse
00:16:34i work for the inland revenue and i've heard all the jokes
00:16:43do you know one of the girls that i interviewed for this job said that she had a had a degree at all
00:16:50bloody goods that on a desert island i think
00:16:54i was um i was joking give me a woman that can cook
00:17:01so put up a tent
00:17:06fish
00:17:10mind you i suppose a nurse could be useful
00:17:17think about it
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00:26:57Never mind. I'll wait.
00:27:01Lucy?
00:27:02Yep.
00:27:27Ah!
00:27:29Lucy!
00:27:33Let me send a chopper in the next two weeks. Just this...
00:27:35Don't!
00:27:36But I'll just flip. That's not the point.
00:27:38This is mine. I'm going to do it.
00:27:42And it's Gerald too.
00:27:44Lucy!
00:27:48Welcome to Tewin.
00:27:57Hey, Janice.
00:27:59Do you want to take a picture of what it's really going to be like from a desert island?
00:28:05Gerald, stop it.
00:28:07Ah, take a joke, old girl, take a joke.
00:28:09Actually, actually, I can do with a car shop like that. Hold it.
00:28:12Hey, Lucy, real desert island dress, you know what I mean?
00:28:15Look, we'll take those. I've got 50 boxes of Polaroid film.
00:28:18Oh, I can get off on Polaroids too, dear.
00:28:21Come on, darling!
00:28:26Get the martinis ready, darling!
00:28:29Woo!
00:28:30Saved it last!
00:28:31He ran right now for two hours on a desert island.
00:28:35Come on, there, more fern in the undies.
00:28:37Come on, with the bloody noise.
00:28:39Here I come!
00:28:40Woo!
00:28:51Oh, my God.
00:29:21Come on.
00:29:23Come on.
00:29:25Come on.
00:29:27Come on, you guys.
00:29:29Come on.
00:29:31Come on.
00:29:33Break down yourself.
00:29:35Come on.
00:29:37Come on, and get me out of here.
00:29:39Come on.
00:29:41Stay loose.
00:29:43Get off.
00:29:45Get off.
00:29:47Get off.
00:29:49Come on, darling.
00:29:51Let's go.
00:29:53Bye, you guys.
00:29:55See you.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:59Bye, darling.
00:30:01Bye.
00:30:03Bye, blue fire.
00:30:05Bye, guy.
00:30:09I am.
00:30:11I have a gun out of here.
00:30:13Yay 74!!!
00:30:17congested rain inosters.
00:30:1910s of the night.
00:30:21Oh,water capable or at Schnalar in subtraction.
00:30:23Are you betweener?
00:30:25Now there are no grey sky?
00:31:57I don't know why.
00:31:59Then you suddenly realized you passed a fishmonger shock.
00:32:06Hmm?
00:32:06I hate dead fish, you know.
00:32:13Well, you can't exactly cook them when they're alive, can you?
00:32:15I'm talking about buying them.
00:32:26Do you know I once read Isaac Walton's complete angler?
00:32:29It was incredibly boring.
00:32:36What did you read it for, then?
00:32:39I said, what did you read it for, then?
00:32:42Because I never give up once I've started.
00:32:51Bitch.
00:32:52Do you know something, Lucy?
00:32:58Hmm?
00:33:00You're as good as a man to have around here.
00:33:03I said he's selling our shit.
00:33:07There'll be crocodiles around here.
00:33:09No.
00:33:09There's salt water, Clarkson.
00:33:15Kill us.
00:33:18Yeah, I read it.
00:33:21Really are.
00:33:23Kill us.
00:33:23Oh, shit.
00:33:24Oh, shit.
00:33:28Oh, shit.
00:33:34Hmm.
00:33:38Now, that lady there is Auntie Lucy, you see?
00:33:41And the gentleman is me, and that's when we've just arrived on the island.
00:33:46And this one here is a picture of you as you are now.
00:33:51Daryl, what do you think about when you're doing routine things?
00:33:56You know, boring things.
00:33:58Think about?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:02Things look blank.
00:34:03You know, nothing much going on.
00:34:05I can't tell.
00:34:06Well, I think about what's happening, first off.
00:34:14And think about...
00:34:17And then I think about, uh...
00:34:20Oh, what a bloody silly question.
00:34:22What does anybody think about?
00:34:24Look, I think about rules.
00:34:25That sort of thing.
00:34:27I mean, it's...
00:34:28Any odds?
00:34:28Mm-hmm.
00:34:29I mean, you'll never ask questions.
00:34:39What do I mean?
00:34:40About life?
00:34:41God?
00:34:43Mankind?
00:34:48I just want to know what goes on inside your head.
00:34:51That's it.
00:34:53My brain.
00:34:55Oh, it's like my prick.
00:34:57It goes up and down of its own accord.
00:35:00And sometimes it...
00:35:01It explodes with excitement.
00:35:06Well, when you see it lying there just...
00:35:08Doing nothing, nothing at all.
00:35:10Then you'll be surprised what it's capable of thinking.
00:35:12Okay?
00:35:15Try some.
00:35:18Mm.
00:35:19Mm.
00:35:22Would you like to move there some...
00:35:24Sometime?
00:35:26Mm?
00:35:26Mm.
00:35:27Yeah.
00:35:29There was a young man from Watt
00:35:31Who took a lady out on a yacht
00:35:34Too lazy to rape her
00:35:36He made darts of brown paper
00:35:39Which he idly flicked
00:35:41At her twat
00:35:42Lucy!
00:35:55Lucy!
00:35:56Lucy!
00:36:04Lucy!
00:36:05Lucy!
00:36:08Lucy!
00:36:09Let's go.
00:36:39Come on, Gerald.
00:36:53It'll be dark soon.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:57Gerald, but we should get back because the fire's doing a bit.
00:37:00Relax, will you?
00:37:01There's going to be plenty of time for firelighting, all right?
00:37:05You lazy sod.
00:37:07Yeah.
00:37:07I don't believe it.
00:37:08You just found another excuse to sit down.
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11You're always lying about.
00:37:13I don't believe it.
00:37:18I don't believe it.
00:38:35Gerald, I thought you were going to teach me fishing today.
00:39:25upon these vegetables.
00:39:28Gerald, come on, with an ocean full of food.
00:39:30Lucy,
00:39:31you cannot live on protein alone.
00:39:34You will die.
00:39:35You need vegetables, carbohydrates,
00:39:37fruits. Otherwise you die, you see?
00:39:40Bloody die.
00:39:42You must hope they grow, then.
00:39:44Let's pray that they do it.
00:39:46Do you pray?
00:39:49Sometimes.
00:39:51You do.
00:39:53I say thank you a lot.
00:39:55A great philosopher ant
00:39:58once crawled up the leg of a pant.
00:40:01He recognised the pudenda
00:40:02as feminine gender,
00:40:04which proves what you know,
00:40:07you students of cat.
00:40:08Gerald, don't break the skin.
00:40:10Gerald, don't break the skin.
00:40:12No, teacher, I won't. No, I won't.
00:40:25When you wrote,
00:40:42answering
00:40:42that ad, Lucy,
00:40:45this is what you expected.
00:40:47is it all right for the member of two in west now?
00:41:08Gerald, please, don't.
00:41:10Please.
00:41:12Please.
00:41:12I don't know.
00:41:42I don't know.
00:42:12I don't know.
00:42:14I don't know.
00:42:16I don't know.
00:42:18I don't know.
00:42:20I don't know.
00:42:22What is?
00:42:24No protein.
00:42:26I've been eating rice since Tuesday.
00:42:28Yeah, and those eternal cups of tea.
00:42:32Gerald?
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:36Look, I don't want this to make any difference to us.
00:42:40Leave it.
00:42:42Gerald, I don't want to hurt you, Gerald, really.
00:42:54And I am sorry.
00:42:56Lucy.
00:42:58Do you know that you're always sorry?
00:43:02I mean, you've got this sorry thing going around in your head all the time.
00:43:06Do you know?
00:43:08Makes you angry, doesn't it?
00:43:10God, it frightens me.
00:43:12I mean, your anger.
00:43:14I mean, when we're here on this island alone.
00:43:18It frightens me.
00:43:20It makes me feel so guilty.
00:43:22You're a smug little shit.
00:43:23I just can't.
00:43:24My beauty!
00:43:25Ha!
00:43:26Ha!
00:43:27Ha!
00:43:28Ha!
00:43:29Ha!
00:43:30Ha!
00:43:31Ha!
00:43:32Ha!
00:43:33Ha!
00:43:34Ha!
00:43:35Ha!
00:43:36Ha!
00:43:37Ha!
00:43:38Ha!
00:43:39You take that.
00:43:40I'll go numb.
00:43:51Gerald!
00:43:52Gerry!
00:43:54Gerald!
00:43:59Gerald?
00:44:04Gerry, we can't leave it like this.
00:44:08Jerry?
00:44:17Jerry?
00:44:35Jerry?
00:44:38It's not there!
00:45:08Do you know something, Lou?
00:45:20I reckon, even if I had some rolling tobacco, I've forgotten how to roll a cigarette.
00:45:27Oh dear, dear. Hot, huh?
00:45:42Weird, isn't it?
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:43I mean, the changes.
00:45:46Hmm?
00:45:47I mean, you can say the words pub, copper, bus, friend, and they just don't mean anything anymore.
00:45:59Yes, they just seem to have lost their images, don't they?
00:46:06They're just...
00:46:08sounds.
00:46:12Yes.
00:46:14Lou.
00:46:15Hmm?
00:46:15Will you just give these a... a spot more?
00:46:21Here, this one, this one.
00:46:22Uh, yeah.
00:46:23And this one.
00:46:24This one.
00:46:25Yes.
00:46:25A screw and a cold beer right now is... is the summit of my whole life's ambition.
00:46:43Do you know something?
00:46:45You could find a whole new religion on this island.
00:46:49With a screw and a cold beer.
00:46:50Here.
00:47:02Lucy.
00:47:03I said screw, not stew.
00:47:10You're such a liar.
00:47:13What did I do wrong now?
00:47:15Your whole character's a liar.
00:47:18You pretend you don't read.
00:47:20Don't think.
00:47:21Don't listen.
00:47:23You pretend you're just a gimme, a good lay, a good beer, and I'm happy sort of chap.
00:47:28Hmm?
00:47:31Lucy, everybody leads their secret life.
00:47:34Where even secrets have secrets.
00:47:37Sure.
00:47:38Women love to skewer us.
00:47:40Love to figure us out and then pigeonhole us.
00:47:43He's reliable.
00:47:44He's quiet but gentle.
00:47:45He's sweet with the kids.
00:47:46I really do know the real inner him, they say to themselves, nodding wisely.
00:47:53And they're amazed when suddenly he breaks rank and they discover all of a sudden that they never knew one sweet doodle.
00:48:00Not even one sweet doodle shit about them.
00:48:06Now, believe me.
00:48:08My God, have we been here that long?
00:48:17So, you've dropped your panties off, Lori.
00:48:37What?
00:48:39Dropped your panties.
00:48:40Whoops.
00:48:41I'm not going to read this aloud to G.
00:48:43You have to have a concave navel to make love to a sunbeam.
00:48:46I have the most beautiful navel on Tewin.
00:48:49They enter directly from above.
00:48:51When the sun is perpendicular to the earth and you've caught on a rock alone at this hour of the day,
00:48:55you are almost certain to be ravished.
00:48:57Lucy.
00:49:01That's something with your navel.
00:49:05Lucy.
00:49:13Cover your tits.
00:49:14What?
00:49:15For God's sake, cover your tits.
00:49:17Ahoy there.
00:49:18Anyone ashore.
00:49:20Anybody home.
00:49:24Hello there.
00:49:25There are only two of them.
00:49:28I guess they would be sociable.
00:49:31Hello there!
00:49:32Hello!
00:49:34G'day!
00:49:39You're required under penalty of law to complete and return this census form.
00:49:45What?
00:49:46Incredible, isn't it?
00:49:48They insisted on us stopping by and delivering this census form!
00:49:52Look, I hope you won't mind, but we've got some repairs we want to do to our holes!
00:49:59We haven't got any spare food, you know!
00:50:01It's okay, we've got plenty of food!
00:50:04In fact, you can have some of ours, if you like!
00:50:06Well, that's very nice of you! Thank you very much!
00:50:09I know! It's crazy!
00:50:22Anyway...
00:50:26There it is.
00:50:27There it is.
00:50:34So...
00:50:35How's it been going?
00:50:36Well, we love the island.
00:50:42Oh, I'm Rod Armstrong.
00:50:45Hello.
00:50:46That's my mate, Jason.
00:50:47Oh.
00:50:58G'day.
00:51:00Jason Menzies.
00:51:02Hello.
00:51:04Hello, Jason.
00:51:05G'day.
00:51:13The base look...
00:51:14Yeah, well, we're getting on fine by ourselves up until just now.
00:51:18Just... just... just fine.
00:51:21Your boat looks marvellous. Fantastic boat.
00:51:24Ah.
00:51:30Lucy.
00:51:34Why don't you make us all a cup?
00:51:37Tea, yes. Yes, of course. Come on.
00:51:41Great idea.
00:51:42Thanks.
00:51:50Ah.
00:51:53Ah.
00:51:54What's that?
00:51:55Ah.
00:51:56Ah.
00:51:58Ah.
00:52:00Ah!
00:52:01Look, that hurts.
00:52:02Ah!
00:52:03Ow!
00:52:05Ah!
00:52:06That hurts!
00:52:07Yeah.
00:52:09Gerald, being silly?
00:52:11I bet you didn't know what to expect.
00:52:13And that's about... and that's all we've brought with us.
00:52:15Lucy, do you realise something?
00:52:17Today is the first day that you've entertained anybody as a married woman.
00:52:22So it is.
00:52:25There's so much intimacy about what you two are doing.
00:52:28I mean, by the end of it, there won't be anything you don't know about each other.
00:52:32What do you talk about?
00:52:37Practical things, of course.
00:52:39And, um, then...
00:52:42Talk about... our lives.
00:52:44Memories.
00:52:45Memories.
00:52:47Ideas.
00:52:50I don't know.
00:52:51It's all a bit beyond talking, really.
00:52:55Yeah.
00:52:56What happens when people know too much about each other?
00:53:01No pretenses left.
00:53:04Nothing to hide behind.
00:53:06At least you're married.
00:53:08You won't imagine the ransom you'd hold over each other when you're finished.
00:53:13I couldn't let somebody else walk around with that.
00:53:17I'd have to do them in.
00:53:19Yeah, we're only married because the government need us.
00:53:23You know what they said to us?
00:53:24They said, no hanky-panky on a desert island unless you've got a licence.
00:53:28Oh, come on. That's hard to believe.
00:53:29Yes, it is, isn't it?
00:53:31One who could be worse. No hanky-panky at all.
00:53:35Oh, no, that would be unbelievable.
00:53:39Shit.
00:53:41Oh, it's not Gerald's fault.
00:53:42It's just the way he is.
00:53:44It's me, I know.
00:53:48But he just lies there, doing nothing.
00:53:51With no...
00:53:53No.
00:53:55No.
00:53:57No.
00:53:59No.
00:54:01No.
00:54:03No.
00:54:05No.
00:54:07No.
00:54:09No.
00:54:10No.
00:54:13Imagination.
00:54:16Imagination.
00:54:21I suppose...
00:54:24I suppose it's because he's so much older than me.
00:54:27Partly.
00:54:29Terrible leg infection.
00:54:35Slippery there.
00:54:36Uh-huh.
00:54:40There...
00:54:41Yes.
00:54:42There...
00:54:44There...
00:54:45There...
00:54:47There...
00:54:48There...
00:54:50All right?
00:54:52Yes.
00:54:54That's...
00:54:56Nothing.
00:54:58On my...
00:55:00There.
00:55:02There.
00:55:03All right?
00:55:04Yes.
00:55:05Mm-hmm.
00:55:06There.
00:55:07You did, you did.
00:55:25Oh, and I love this place.
00:55:29Everything I dreamed for it to be.
00:55:37Where's Jason?
00:55:41Lucy.
00:55:42You're like a randy little bitch on heat.
00:56:09Do you know that?
00:56:12If you behave like that tomorrow, I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
00:56:18Do you understand?
00:56:26You're a very peculiar person.
00:56:32I don't understand you, Lucy.
00:56:34I don't understand you, Lucy.
00:56:35I don't understand you.
00:56:36I don't understand you.
00:56:37I don't understand you.
00:56:38I don't understand you.
00:56:39You're a very good person.
00:56:41I don't understand you.
00:56:42Take it easy.
00:57:04Funny couple.
00:57:06Well, I kind of like old Gerald.
00:57:09It was okay.
00:57:10Let's have it, mate.
00:57:12Don't tell me, Slosha.
00:57:15Did you get a bit?
00:57:42Let's go.
00:57:44Okay.
00:57:45Let's go.
00:57:46Let's go.
00:57:46Let's go.
00:57:47Let's go.
00:57:48I don't know.
00:58:18I can't grow things without water.
00:58:46No!
00:58:48Oh, what's happened?
00:58:50What's the matter?
00:58:53What's the matter, baby?
00:58:56I hate these.
00:58:58All of them ate them.
00:59:00What are they?
00:59:02What are they?
00:59:06Oh, God.
00:59:08Oh, Gerald.
00:59:09Oh, God.
00:59:10Oh, God.
00:59:11Oh, God.
00:59:12Oh, God.
00:59:19Lucy, look, this is it.
00:59:20The Leichhardt whore from Mackenzie Bean, first mentioned by Blah Blah Blah, produces thick coffee substitutes.
00:59:29The whole bean is edible and nutritious when boiled, but extremely poisonous in raw state.
00:59:39Poisoning occurs.
00:59:50The Leichhardt whore from Mackenzie Bean to the
00:59:58Attab.
01:00:00The Leichhardt whore from Mackenzie Bean to the
01:00:12ball.
01:00:13The Leichhardt whore from Mackenzie Bean to the
01:00:19Oh, my God.
01:00:49Oh, my God.
01:01:19Oh, my God.
01:01:49Oh, my God.
01:02:19Oh, my God.
01:02:49Oh, my God.
01:03:19Oh, my God.
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:21Oh, my God.
01:03:25Oh, my God.
01:03:26Oh, my God.
01:03:27Oh, my God.
01:03:28Oh, my God.
01:03:29Oh, my God.
01:03:30Oh, my God.
01:03:31Oh, my God.
01:03:32Oh, my God.
01:03:34Oh, my God.
01:03:35Oh, my God.
01:03:36Inbiotics six times a day and the vitamin course for at least a month
01:03:41And you'd be sure you come to the surgery on Bardo mr. Kingsley. Yes, that will be a date
01:03:46Now we will give thanks where thanks are due sister
01:03:56Oh
01:04:06Well
01:04:20Trusting trustee
01:04:28Must be the cabbie to gossiping about them horses
01:04:36Oh
01:04:38Yes, uh sister, st. Winifred and I were
01:04:40We're both we loved horses
01:04:44No, thank you. I used to like dancing
01:04:47Tell me I suppose you're um
01:04:49Well, are you both?
01:04:51What I mean is are you fully qualified? I'm a state registered nurse
01:04:57No, I'm I meant as a nun
01:05:00Sister st. Winifred
01:05:06Oh
01:05:08Okay, I'll bring you more food more work for you, sir
01:05:22What?
01:05:23Friendly motors on budget to knock one
01:05:25You see
01:05:26Yeah, Mr. Terrell
01:05:28You see, Mr. Terrell, you see
01:05:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:05:32Do you know they're so nice?
01:05:34They are so
01:05:36God damn nice
01:05:37They're so
01:05:38Kind and generous
01:05:40Simple
01:05:41Helpful
01:05:42Friendly
01:05:43I
01:05:45I
01:05:47Love that rice wine
01:05:48I think it's great
01:05:51Do you know they want me to mend?
01:05:53Their old tracks there next week
01:05:55And then the council asked me whether I look at their air conditioning system
01:05:59I wish you wouldn't
01:06:01Wish I wouldn't what?
01:06:03Nothing
01:06:04You wish I wouldn't nothing
01:06:06That's after all the bollockings I get for doing sod all all the time
01:06:10That shows the logical women huh?
01:06:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:06:16The rainy season is
01:06:45welcomed by the natives of Juin,
01:06:47bringing as it does,
01:06:49despair, damp, cold,
01:06:52damage,
01:06:53and too much bloody water!
01:06:59Do you know this is the story of my life, Lucy?
01:07:01This whole damn thing!
01:07:15Yeah!
01:07:45Here we are.
01:07:52Who are you?
01:07:54I'm not hungry, thanks.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59No, you're not, are you?
01:08:04Lou, stay and have a chat.
01:08:07You're good company.
01:08:08When you're not over on Badu...
01:08:12Uh-huh.
01:08:13You'll always come,
01:08:14they've asked often enough.
01:08:16No.
01:08:19Lou, I know what this last year has meant to you.
01:08:22On Tuin, with...
01:08:24with me and...
01:08:27But that year is going to be over soon, Lou.
01:08:32What are you going to do then?
01:08:33I don't know.
01:08:36Mr. Dello!
01:08:39Mr. Dello!
01:08:40Ronnie!
01:08:41It is early and I haven't even finished that yet.
01:08:43Ronnie, boy!
01:08:44Ho, ho!
01:08:45I wish two and a...
01:08:45Ronnie!
01:08:46Run!
01:08:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:08:48I wish we could...
01:08:49Ha, ha!
01:08:52Mr. Dello!
01:08:54Ronnie!
01:08:54Mr. Dello!
01:08:55Mr. Dello!
01:08:55Mr. Dello!
01:08:55Mr. Dello!
01:08:55Mr. Dello!
01:08:56Mr. Dello!
01:08:56Mr. Dello!
01:08:56Mr. Dello!
01:08:56I don't know what's happening to me.
01:09:18Be back in the morning, Lou!
01:09:20Over the last few weeks, I've changed inside and out with such rapidity that I feel...
01:09:25I feel nothing to hold on to any longer that I recognize as being me.
01:09:32It's so good to see G's confidence and self-respect returning.
01:09:37I never really knew him when he was not down.
01:09:40But now I can see the reality of the kind of man he has, up to now, only talked of being.
01:09:48He's so absorbed that he's almost forgotten to remind me of the uselessness of being a cunt that doesn't fuck.
01:09:53But not quite.
01:09:56Not quite.
01:09:57Not quite.
01:09:58Not quite.
01:10:11Not quite.
01:10:16I'll see you in a few days
01:10:46Bye
01:10:48You should come with me next time Lou
01:11:02They'll make you feel like a princess
01:11:04Oh
01:11:06I'm sorry I spent a day longer than I intended to
01:11:08I simply couldn't get things finished
01:11:10They're remarkable people you know Lou
01:11:12All remarkable people
01:11:14You should hear what Ronald says about you
01:11:16Makes Jane Mansfield seem like a gaudy old frump
01:11:18Who's Jane Mansfield?
01:11:24Do you want to call us for supper?
01:11:28Aha
01:11:30Look what I want
01:11:32For supper
01:11:38Gerald
01:11:40Who am I?
01:11:44Oh Lucy
01:11:46I have been working hard on Badu
01:11:48And I am tired
01:11:50And I'm very very happy
01:11:52To be back here with you working
01:11:54Lucy Irving yes?
01:12:00Lucy shit
01:12:02Lucy Kingsland if you like
01:12:04Girl
01:12:06Woman
01:12:08Adventurer
01:12:10Daughter
01:12:12Survivor even
01:12:14Gerald
01:12:15One thing I'm not
01:12:16One thing I really am not
01:12:18Is a mechanic's wife
01:12:20And that's what you're making me
01:12:22Didn't we
01:12:24Didn't we came here to survive
01:12:26Gerald didn't we?
01:12:28I mean you know live off the island
01:12:30And use our wits and our skill
01:12:32And our ingenuity
01:12:34Gerald you're not even here any longer
01:12:36You're on Badu getting pissed or laid or something
01:12:38Lucy I have been over there three or five times
01:12:40And when you are here
01:12:42What have we got?
01:12:43We've got a bloody garden suburb
01:12:45Where people bring their lawn mowers to get fixed
01:12:48Oh Gerald
01:12:50You've reduced us to
01:12:52It's over
01:12:54Anything we've talked about
01:12:56And planned and hoped for
01:12:58And tried to live is finished
01:13:01It's finished with the frozen sodding chicken
01:13:04Oh
01:13:08This is my fold
01:13:12I like that mistake
01:13:14Ha
01:13:15That's wonderful
01:13:16What?
01:13:17Delight
01:13:22Gerald, Gerald
01:13:23I'm so sorry
01:13:25It's just
01:13:26Two days alone
01:13:27And last week as well
01:13:28I
01:13:29Yeah that too
01:13:31I mean
01:13:33It's as if chewing an eye aren't enough
01:13:35It is not like that Lucy
01:13:39Sorry I got so angry
01:13:40I
01:13:41Well maybe it is like
01:13:43Maybe if here on this island
01:13:45I
01:13:46You and I
01:13:47Maybe if there was some sex here
01:13:49Then I wouldn't have to keep on buggering off like that
01:13:51Would I?
01:13:52Yes
01:13:55Yes
01:13:56That's what you want
01:13:57Oh
01:13:59Oh
01:14:00Do excuse my hollow laughter
01:14:01Won't you?
01:14:03It's what you'd like to see
01:14:05Lucy
01:14:06What I would like to see right now
01:14:08Is nothing better than you lying flat on your back
01:14:11With your hands behind your head
01:14:12Being given one
01:14:13Like every other woman in the world
01:14:15Including some members of the royal family
01:14:17Do you understand?
01:14:18Do you understand?
01:14:28Does that mean yes?
01:14:36Yes
01:14:37Pigs can fly it does
01:14:48Gerald?
01:14:49Mmm
01:14:54Sir, like
01:15:09I
01:15:12Is there any other things?
01:15:14Sir, I'd like Rosie to prepare his bath.
01:15:25Rosie.
01:15:26Beg any pardon, sir, but it's Rosie.
01:15:29Oh.
01:15:33Oh, sir, I see you are a gentleman,
01:15:35because a gentleman always stands when a lady enters.
01:15:44Lucy, don't.
01:15:50I thought you said you fancied me lately.
01:15:53It doesn't change what we've said.
01:15:58Some cancel past, it's just what happens now.
01:16:07Lucy, this is unfair.
01:16:10I don't finish this year on two in June.
01:16:12Are you okay?
01:16:14Yeah.
01:16:42I don't do it.
01:16:44I don't do it.
01:16:45I don't do it.
01:16:46I don't do it.
01:16:47I don't do it.
01:17:04Good morning.
01:17:36Lucy, Lou, I think somebody's coming.
01:18:03Hey.
01:18:06Lucy.
01:18:13My God.
01:18:16Hello.
01:18:17Everything all very tidy here.
01:18:20All them things on budget fixed up for you now.
01:18:24Proper workshop for you, Mr. General.
01:18:25All fixed up.
01:18:29Ronnie, old son, don't tell me you've come here
01:18:31and you've taken everything.
01:18:33Hmm?
01:18:37Ronnie, we're not finished.
01:18:39Finished?
01:18:41On Tewin. Our year isn't finished until, um...
01:18:43September.
01:18:45September the 16th.
01:18:47That was last month.
01:18:48No, no, it's only, um...
01:18:50October?
01:18:52Lou, we've been on Tewin for a year.
01:18:54We need on Tewin a year, Lou.
01:18:58We need on Tewin a year, Lou.
01:19:00We need on Tewin.
01:19:01Oh, yes.
01:19:03Oh, yes.
01:19:04You're welcome.
01:19:05Yes.
01:19:06Hey.
01:19:06Oh, yes.
01:19:07Oh, yes.
01:19:08You are welcome.
01:19:09Good night.
01:19:09Nice.
01:19:10Oh, yes.
01:19:11Oh, yes.
01:19:12Oh.
01:19:13Oh, yes.
01:19:13Oh, yes.
01:19:14Oh, yes, yes.
01:19:15Oh, yes.
01:19:16Oh, yes.
01:19:17Oh, yes.
01:19:22Oh, yes.
01:19:23Oh, God.
01:19:53Oh, God.
01:20:23Oh, God.
01:20:53Oh, God.
01:20:55Oh, God.
01:20:59Be kind to my mistakes.
01:21:17Lou.
01:21:25Live happy.
01:21:27Live happy.
01:21:31Right.
01:21:33Let's work.
01:21:41Right.
01:21:49Let's work.
01:21:51Let's work.
01:22:01Let's work.
01:22:03Let's work.
01:22:13Let's work.
01:22:15Let's work.
01:22:17Let's work.
01:22:27Let's work.
01:22:29Let's work.
01:22:31Let's work.
01:22:41Let's work.
01:22:43Let's work.
01:22:45Let's work.
01:22:55Let's work.
01:22:57Let's work.