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00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:00Now, don't say what's your hurry.
00:01:15Yeah, and don't ask us where the fire is.
00:01:20And you guys see me wave at you?
00:01:22Well, we waved back, didn't we?
00:01:24Yeah, he did like this.
00:01:25Shut up.
00:01:26You broke a traffic law.
00:01:27Well, can't you make another one?
00:01:30I'm going to give both you guys a ticket.
00:01:33Well, be sure they're down front.
00:01:34My partner doesn't see very well.
00:01:36Yeah, my glasses.
00:01:37Don't try to kid me.
00:01:39These guys like you that keep us cops busy.
00:01:41Don't you ever think of accidents?
00:01:43Accidents.
00:01:44Accidents.
00:01:44My dear man, that's our business.
00:01:47Allow me.
00:01:48Accidents.
00:01:49My card.
00:01:50My card.
00:01:52Boswell and Gansey.
00:01:53Insurance, eh?
00:01:54Yes.
00:01:55This is Mr. Boswell.
00:01:57Mr. Boswell, shake hands with Mr. Policeman.
00:01:58I'm pleased to meet you.
00:02:00And this is Mr. Gansey.
00:02:01Mr. Gansey, shake hands with Mr. Policeman.
00:02:03I'm pleased to meet you, sir.
00:02:04I'm pleased to meet you.
00:02:05Now, here's a policy that offers triple protection against bruises, earthquakes, and relatives.
00:02:10Have you ever stopped to realize that old age is creeping up on you?
00:02:13My dear man, you owe it to your wife.
00:02:15I haven't got a wife.
00:02:16We'll get you one.
00:02:17Yes.
00:02:18Now, I would like to ask you a few questions.
00:02:20Uh, how's your liver?
00:02:21What?
00:02:21Now, don't tell me you haven't got a liver.
00:02:23But I don't need any insurance.
00:02:25You are just the type that does need insurance.
00:02:27Why, do you realize that since 1910, they have discovered 52 new ways of dying?
00:02:33And you don't look well.
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:35Why, uh, uh, people are dying this year that have never died before.
00:02:39Well, what kind of insurance do you do?
00:02:41Any kind.
00:02:42Now, answer me.
00:02:42Answer me.
00:02:43In the morning when you get up, do you sort of have a numpy feeling in here?
00:02:46Uh, come to think of it, I believe I do.
00:02:49Just as I thought.
00:02:50Gallstone.
00:03:00Ah, another prospect.
00:03:02And what a prospect.
00:03:05Hey.
00:03:07Give her sales talk number seven.
00:03:08And don't come back without a policy.
00:03:11Now then, where were we?
00:03:12Oh, yes.
00:03:12Around the gallstone area.
00:03:14Why, man, do you realize that you've got enough gallstones to start a quarry?
00:03:21Hello.
00:03:22Hello.
00:03:24Are, um, are we holding you up?
00:03:27Yes.
00:03:27And I'm awfully angry about it.
00:03:30Ah.
00:03:31What's your name?
00:03:32Mary.
00:03:34Mary Marsh.
00:03:35Mary?
00:03:36Gee, that's a swell name.
00:03:37My name is Wilbur.
00:03:40I don't mind.
00:03:44Now, uh, let's see your tongue.
00:03:48Say ah.
00:03:49Ah.
00:03:50Just as I thought.
00:03:52You reached me just in time.
00:03:54Has it got a coat on it?
00:03:56Not only a coat, but a vest and a pair of pants.
00:03:58You know, Mary, you're the kind of a girl that I could...
00:04:05Hey!
00:04:06Number seven.
00:04:11Have you ever stopped to realize that old age is creeping up on you?
00:04:14What are you talking about?
00:04:16Protection.
00:04:17That's what you need.
00:04:18Throughout your declining years, you will need to be provided for, and I am here to offer
00:04:23you that protection.
00:04:24Well, that's awfully nice of you, and I think you're...
00:04:28Well, you have to let me think it over for a while.
00:04:31Oh, that is the trouble with America today.
00:04:34Procrastin...
00:04:35Procrast...
00:04:36Uh, why give it up?
00:04:38Accept my proposition now, and know the value of a steady income and the happiness of a contented
00:04:45family.
00:04:45Well, I just met you, and I think I could like you an awful lot, and I think we could be
00:04:51awfully happy together, and, well, I might accept your proposal, but, well, you'd have to
00:04:56ask Mother anyway.
00:04:56Why?
00:05:00Now that I've signed this policy, suppose I got double pneumonia.
00:05:04Oh, then you would be lucky.
00:05:06Lucky?
00:05:07Certainly.
00:05:08Because then you'll get a great bargain.
00:05:10Instead of dealing with you in the singular, we pay you off in the pleurisy.
00:05:16Oh, I see.
00:05:19Good luck.
00:05:20You'll need it.
00:05:21I'm certainly glad I met you, fellas.
00:05:22Mary, I want you to meet my partner, Mr. J. Addington Gansey.
00:05:30This is Mary Marsh.
00:05:31How do you do?
00:05:32Fidget the digit, honey.
00:05:33Fidget the digit.
00:05:34You know, I love the name of Marsh.
00:05:36It's so mellow.
00:05:37Has my partner been telling you about wonderful insurance?
00:05:40Oh, is that what he was talking about?
00:05:43Well, not exactly.
00:05:45You see, I, uh...
00:05:47Tell us something about yourself, Mary.
00:05:49Well, I'm running away from home.
00:05:51No.
00:05:51Yes.
00:05:53You see, it's like this.
00:05:54My mother made millions out of oil.
00:05:56Oh, tell me about it, child.
00:05:59Tell me about it.
00:06:00But she lost most of it.
00:06:01Tell him about it, child.
00:06:02Tell him about it.
00:06:03But why are you running away?
00:06:05Oh, because my mother wants me to marry our attorney, John Blackwell.
00:06:10You did right, Mary.
00:06:11But where are you running to?
00:06:13To my hotel.
00:06:14Oh, your hotel.
00:06:16Oh, your hotel.
00:06:17Yes, the Ritz-Dee La Riviera at Floralhurst.
00:06:20Now, my plan is to go down there and operate it myself, make it a success, and then I can be independent.
00:06:26And you're perfectly right.
00:06:28All you need is a couple of good men like us to help you out.
00:06:30And are we good men?
00:06:32Oh, ho.
00:06:32We are now in the hotel business.
00:06:35Gee, that's grand.
00:06:36Boy, that's what I call exhilarating.
00:06:39What?
00:06:40Exhilarating.
00:06:41Exhilarating.
00:06:42I'll have to look that up.
00:06:45Exhilarating.
00:06:46Let's be off.
00:06:47Wait a minute.
00:06:48You boys know anything about hotels?
00:06:50Oh, ho.
00:06:51Do we know anything about hotels?
00:06:53Child, there are several hotels looking for us right this very minute.
00:06:57What's the matter?
00:07:13Are you out of gas?
00:07:14No.
00:07:15This is a hotel.
00:07:18Pretty, isn't it?
00:07:19Showplace, I call it.
00:07:21Showplace.
00:07:21John Blackwell certainly was lying.
00:07:24I think it's a shame the way he left this hotel run down.
00:07:26It's run down all right.
00:07:28You know, it's supposed to be early Victorian.
00:07:32Very early.
00:07:33Too early.
00:07:34Mother said that all the big bugs used to live there.
00:07:37They're probably still here.
00:07:39Let's look around.
00:07:51This looks like the place that fellow King Tut was buried.
00:08:20Buried?
00:08:22Looks more like the place where he was born.
00:08:25Where did you say you got this hotel?
00:08:28My uncle gave it to me.
00:08:31Honey, you've been robbed.
00:08:34Robbed is right.
00:08:37Oh, come on, Addington.
00:08:39Let's look around.
00:08:40We might be able to put it over.
00:08:43It would be easier to push it over.
00:08:50Look!
00:08:52What's that?
00:08:56Is it a mummy?
00:08:58No, it's Father Time's grandfather.
00:09:05Boy, boy.
00:09:07Come, come, my good man.
00:09:09Wait, wait.
00:09:10Let's see who's registered here.
00:09:11General Grant, Lydia Pinkham, Buffalo Bill.
00:09:18Quite a cast.
00:09:19Quite a cast.
00:09:20You think they're still here?
00:09:22They are if they left a call with him.
00:09:25Ah, the morning paper.
00:09:27Oh, boy.
00:09:35Wait till they hear what Dewey did at Manila Bay.
00:09:38You'd better wake him, the old man.
00:09:40He may be dead.
00:09:41Boy, boy, this is becoming irksome.
00:09:43Come, come.
00:09:43Come on, lunch.
00:09:44Hey.
00:09:44Lunch?
00:09:45Kansas City all out.
00:09:51Lad, this young lady here has placed us in full charge
00:09:55of the Hotel Rich DeRiver, and we intend
00:09:57to place it where it belongs.
00:09:59Now, our first innovation is to be the inauguration
00:10:03of the eight-hour day.
00:10:05Eight hours in the morning and eight hours in the afternoon.
00:10:08Well, that don't help me any.
00:10:10I'm the night man.
00:10:25I'm the night man.
00:10:55That's all right, little one.
00:10:56I'm here.
00:10:57Who's our guest?
00:10:59Why, he ain't no guest.
00:11:01He's the house detective.
00:11:03I'm afraid to think it's a bust.
00:11:05Come on, let's sign off.
00:11:06Oh, boys, we've got to think of something.
00:11:09Gee, it would be wonderful if we could do something
00:11:11with this hotel.
00:11:12Wonderful?
00:11:13It would be miraculous.
00:11:15It would make a swell fire.
00:11:20Wait a minute.
00:11:21I've just given birth to an idea.
00:11:23My, how you must have suffered.
00:11:25Listen.
00:11:28Now, listen to knowledge.
00:11:30What this hotel needs is publicity.
00:11:32I'll send a story to all the leading newspapers
00:11:34saying the society has adopted the hotel as a fad.
00:11:37In two weeks' time, this old birdcage will be on the map.
00:11:40Now, top that one if you care.
00:11:44Now, you two just go on back there, sit down, and relax,
00:11:47and I'll telephone the good news to the newspapers.
00:11:59That's the idea.
00:12:00Just relax.
00:12:02Hello, Central.
00:12:03Sorry to disturb you.
00:12:06Connect me with the editor of the New York Examiner.
00:12:09A chair, son, so that I may be able to sit and think.
00:12:13Hello.
00:12:14Editor of New York Examiner.
00:12:16Uh, this is Gansey speaking.
00:12:19Gansey.
00:12:20Of Gansey, Gansey, and Gansey.
00:12:22Operators of the world's greatest hotels.
00:12:25Heh heh.
00:12:26We have recently taken over the, uh, Hotel Rich de la Riviera
00:12:29at Floralhurst, and we are making it the mecca of society.
00:12:33Heh heh.
00:12:33Yes.
00:12:34Heh heh.
00:12:35Why, at this very moment,
00:12:37one of the world's greatest painters is busy redecorating.
00:12:42Uh, we have installed the safest safe in the world.
00:12:45Oh, yes, yes.
00:12:47So that society may come here and feel that their jewels
00:12:50will be absolutely safe.
00:12:52Heh heh.
00:12:53Uh, why, our register already carries some of the world's
00:12:56most prominent names.
00:12:58And one man is here with his wife.
00:13:00Heh.
00:13:01Yes.
00:13:01Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Yes, I know you will.
00:13:03Yes, thanks.
00:13:04All right.
00:13:05Well, boy, how's that?
00:13:07Heh heh.
00:13:07That's telling them.
00:13:08Boy, I never fall down on anything.
00:13:10Ha ha ha ha.
00:13:13Now, society's new fad.
00:13:21The Hotel Rich de la, well, the rendezvous of wealth and passion.
00:13:29Rendezvous.
00:13:30I don't believe it.
00:13:32The rendezvous.
00:13:35The hope pearls.
00:13:37Well, it looks as if Mary were getting somewhere,
00:13:40even if she did run away.
00:13:42That story is absurd.
00:13:44As your attorney, I can't sanction this crazy business.
00:13:47You can't sanction wealth and passion,
00:13:49plucking to the rich?
00:13:49Ah, nonsense.
00:13:51Mary has probably fallen into the hands
00:13:53of some very clever confidence men,
00:13:55and she'll doubtless wind up losing her hotel.
00:13:57Listen, anything that happens at that hotel
00:13:59will be an improvement.
00:14:00Yes.
00:14:02Well, what about something that may happen to Mary?
00:14:08I never thought of that.
00:14:09Mm-hmm.
00:14:09No.
00:14:11Well, I haven't thought about anything but Mary.
00:14:14You know how much I love her.
00:14:15Oh, I ought to have told me often enough.
00:14:18What are your plans?
00:14:21I'll go there at once, throw those men out,
00:14:23and bring Mary home where she belongs.
00:14:25You're optimistic.
00:14:26You don't know Mary.
00:14:27Now, don't worry.
00:14:28I'll settle this.
00:14:30That is, if you'll back me up.
00:14:32Back you up?
00:14:33I'll be right behind you.
00:14:35In fact, I'll go along with you.
00:14:38Well, all right.
00:14:43I'll meet you here at 12.
00:14:50Can you imagine?
00:14:50I got it all set to marry the girl, take over the property,
00:14:55and a couple of half-smart guys come along and mess up my plans.
00:14:58You ain't afraid of them, are you?
00:15:00No.
00:15:01I'm just apprehensive.
00:15:04If they find out about our hideaway in the hotel basement, we're lost.
00:15:07Hey, let's get down there and take them for a ride.
00:15:10Or put them on the spot.
00:15:12Well, my motto is give them the pineapple.
00:15:14It never fails.
00:15:16All right, Mac.
00:15:18You get down there as quickly as you can.
00:15:20But don't do any shooting till you see me.
00:15:22All right.
00:15:23This looks like pie for us, boys.
00:15:38Now, remember, you're going to mix with the best people,
00:15:42so watch your step.
00:15:44And the first guy that says ain't gets a sock in the nose.
00:15:48But I'm going to send the Duchess down
00:15:49to try and wiggle the combination out of those two birds that are running the joint.
00:15:53Now, listen, Spagone.
00:15:56You go on down ahead and look the joint over.
00:15:59We'll meet you there.
00:16:00Sure, Chief.
00:16:05The Duchess is one of the cleverest wives I ever had.
00:16:14Hello?
00:16:16Oh, how are you, Duke?
00:16:19Yes, I was just reading the story.
00:16:21Rather expected your call.
00:16:24Sounds great.
00:16:26Okay.
00:16:27I'll go down first and meet you there.
00:16:30Right.
00:16:31Goodbye.
00:16:31Goodbye.
00:16:31Bye.
00:16:41Bye.
00:16:42Bye.
00:16:43Bye.
00:16:44Bye.
00:16:49you
00:17:08no I was calling I thought you were dead
00:17:13take a glass of water to room sixteen
00:17:15to drink
00:17:16no the lady wants to make a high dive
00:17:20Say, you know I'm not as big a fool as I used to be.
00:17:24Have you been dieting?
00:17:26Ah, good.
00:17:29This is the Hotel Ritz de la Riviera.
00:17:31Yes, just a moment.
00:17:33Oh, Mr. Gansey.
00:17:34Yes, Mr. Boswell.
00:17:35A gentleman in Cincinnati wants to know if the fish are biting.
00:17:39If they are, they're biting each other.
00:17:41They're hungry.
00:17:41No, they're not hungry.
00:17:43Yes?
00:17:44Are you sleuth?
00:17:45All right.
00:17:49That young fellow's a human dynamo.
00:17:51Yes.
00:17:52Everything he has on is charged.
00:17:58You know, things ain't so quiet around here no more.
00:18:01I may decide to quit.
00:18:02In that case, we require two weeks' written notice.
00:18:05Why, I can't write.
00:18:07Then that settles that.
00:18:08Now, go upstairs and count the chambermaids.
00:18:12And report to me every now and then.
00:18:15Every now and then?
00:18:16Every now and then.
00:18:19Every now and then.
00:18:26Look, more telegrams.
00:18:27Gosh, if this keeps up, we'll have to build an annex to this hotel.
00:18:32Gee, it's a long time since I've seen you.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36Almost an hour.
00:18:38And you still like me?
00:18:40More than ever.
00:18:43More than ever body?
00:18:44More than any body.
00:18:47Now, let's don't go into that.
00:18:49Here, here.
00:18:50Read some telegrams.
00:18:52Here's one from Harold Van Astrebilt.
00:18:54He wants two rooms and four beds.
00:18:57The man's a channel swimmer.
00:19:03Listen to this one.
00:19:05Reserve wedding suite for myself and friend.
00:19:07Also room for the wife.
00:19:09That's what I call breaking them in.
00:19:18Ah, customers.
00:19:22Be alert, lad.
00:19:23Be alert.
00:19:28Greetings, greetings.
00:19:30And salutations.
00:19:31How you do, gentlemen?
00:19:33Have you the reservation for the Duchess Bessie Van Astey?
00:19:37Why, you're the kind we throw them out for.
00:19:39Will you register, Bessie?
00:19:41Ah, you are so kind.
00:19:45How do you spell Bessie?
00:19:47Yes.
00:19:47I'm so sorry.
00:19:51Pardon.
00:19:52You see, your American English, it is so different.
00:19:55Yes, so is our Scotch.
00:19:57What kind of a room would you like, Duchess?
00:19:59What kind of a room would you like?
00:20:01I should like a room in which I can amuse and cogitate.
00:20:04Suppose I give you one where you can see us and roll back.
00:20:08You mean to tell me you'll never cogitate?
00:20:11Not while I'm on duty, madam.
00:20:12Not while I'm on duty.
00:20:14Look that word up, will you?
00:20:16Cogitate.
00:20:17I-J-K.
00:20:20Cog, Cog, Cog.
00:20:22Cogitate.
00:20:23Would you like a room with or without?
00:20:26I will leave everything to you.
00:20:29Is she going to leave it all?
00:20:32He's my partner.
00:20:33You'll have to give me half.
00:20:34Son, son, can't you see that we're in conference?
00:20:37Return to your cogitating.
00:20:39I hate that word.
00:20:42Cogitate.
00:20:42Is this the wonderful safe I have read so much about?
00:20:46Yes, yes.
00:20:47Would you care to look it over?
00:20:48Oh, that would be very, very interesting.
00:20:51Well, step this way, madam.
00:20:52Step this way.
00:20:55There you are.
00:20:56It's a 1932 model.
00:20:58Seven bearing crankshaft.
00:21:01No tin there.
00:21:02Hydraulic brakes.
00:21:03All wool in the yard wire.
00:21:05Is it the glove rope?
00:21:08It is so far.
00:21:09A very fine safe, indeed.
00:21:11I shall probably look into it later.
00:21:13Oh, you must.
00:21:14You must.
00:21:26Right upstairs.
00:21:27What's the matter with you?
00:21:42What's the matter with that dame?
00:21:44Nothing.
00:21:44The lady is simply eccentric.
00:21:46I'll show her up.
00:21:51I trust you will forgive my partner, Duchess.
00:21:54You see, he falls for every pretty girl he sees.
00:21:56I could not refuse you anything.
00:22:00You are so fascinating.
00:22:02Yes, I suppose so.
00:22:03You know, Duchess, sometimes I think it's a curse.
00:22:06Oh, by the way, is it customary to dress for dinner here?
00:22:10Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:22:11We dress for all meals here.
00:22:13It gets a little drafty around sex.
00:22:14You know, I think Addington's idea is going to turn out all wrong.
00:22:23Oh.
00:22:2410.30 in all's will.
00:22:27Did you hear that?
00:22:29Even the chief himself says it all is well.
00:22:32Oh, I don't believe anything I hear these days.
00:22:34Honey, you're going to believe me.
00:22:42Greetings, my friend.
00:22:43Greetings.
00:22:43And salutation.
00:22:46I'd like a sweet.
00:22:47Certainly, certainly.
00:22:48Something modern or comfortable.
00:22:50Or something high up.
00:22:52Something high up.
00:22:54Would $30 a day be high enough?
00:22:56Quite satisfactory.
00:22:58May I register?
00:22:59Certainly, sir.
00:22:59Certainly.
00:23:00Uh, Democrat or Republican?
00:23:08Ah, Switzerland.
00:23:10Oh, well, you'll love it here.
00:23:11Our radiators yodel all night.
00:23:13I'd like a room with a good exposure.
00:23:17You want a room with exposure.
00:23:20Are we going to allow that here?
00:23:22Certainly.
00:23:23Your stupidity is stupendous.
00:23:26Stupendous.
00:23:26Stupendous.
00:23:27Stupendous.
00:23:28Stupendous.
00:23:29Stupendous.
00:23:29Stup.
00:23:30Stup.
00:23:30Not that way.
00:23:31Not that way.
00:23:32S-T-O-O-A.
00:23:34Hey.
00:23:36Is that the famous safe I read about?
00:23:38Oh, uh, yes, yes.
00:23:40That's our safe.
00:23:41Well, I got a lot of valuable jewels with me, and I'd like to look it over if it's in order.
00:23:45Why, certainly, sir.
00:23:46It's always in order.
00:23:47Will you step this way?
00:23:55Tip, isn't it?
00:23:58Very sturdy-looking safe, I should say.
00:24:00In what, uh, compartment will my valuables be kept?
00:24:03Here's where we keep all the valuable jewels, sir.
00:24:05Very, very interesting.
00:24:07I'll send my jewels down later.
00:24:10Good, good.
00:24:11Our safe will always be open to you.
00:24:14Thanks.
00:24:19Well, my word, there's going to be trouble around here.
00:24:23Come on, boy.
00:24:32Just a few samples from my father's factory.
00:24:38He manufactures lawnmowers.
00:24:40It's a great mower, all right.
00:24:44Come here, boy.
00:24:45Come on.
00:24:55Do you really think that fella's all right?
00:24:57Don't give it a thought.
00:24:58Society people are simply eccentric.
00:25:01He's a big shot.
00:25:04Big shot?
00:25:06He's a whole arsenal.
00:25:1011 o'clock, and all's well.
00:25:25Honey, do you remember the other night,
00:25:29and the moonlight night, when we were in the boat?
00:25:32Gee, do I, and wasn't it fun that we were four?
00:25:37Mother!
00:25:38Well, I'm glad you admitted,
00:25:40after trying so hard to run away from me.
00:25:42Who's this odd-looking person?
00:25:44Well, uh...
00:25:45This is Wilbur Boswell, Mother.
00:25:49Oh, it is, is it?
00:25:50Well, I don't like his looks.
00:25:52Reminds me of your father.
00:25:56I'm pleased to meet you.
00:25:57Yeah, you just think you're pleased to meet me.
00:26:00Mary, you've made a great mistake,
00:26:01and embarrassed your mother dreadfully.
00:26:02Oh, but Mr. Boswell here and his friend Mr. Gamzee
00:26:05are wonderful hotel specialists.
00:26:07And, Mother, they're going to make us a fortune.
00:26:09I'd say.
00:26:11Good afternoon, folks.
00:26:12Good afternoon, good afternoon.
00:26:13Are you being taken care of?
00:26:14Are you?
00:26:17There will now be a slight pause for station announcement.
00:26:23This is my mother, Mr. Gamzee.
00:26:25Oh, well, that's different.
00:26:26How are you, Mother?
00:26:27How are you?
00:26:27How are you?
00:26:28And Mr. Blackwell.
00:26:31Well, fidget the digits, old pal.
00:26:32Fidget the digits.
00:26:33You're going to love us around here.
00:26:34You're going to love us.
00:26:36Are you the mother of that beautiful child?
00:26:38Yes, I am.
00:26:41Well, sir, do you know that I have never seen beauty
00:26:43so perfectly transplanted?
00:26:46Oh, Mr. Pansy.
00:26:48Hey, not Pansy.
00:26:50Ganzee.
00:26:51Ganzee.
00:26:52Look.
00:26:52Got.
00:26:53Got.
00:26:56Is that your little boy?
00:26:58No.
00:26:59Mr. Blackwell is my attorney and is to be my future son-in-law.
00:27:02Oh, yes.
00:27:03I guess Mary will have something to say about that.
00:27:05Elab!
00:27:11You know, Mr. Pansy.
00:27:13Ganzee.
00:27:14Ganzee.
00:27:15You know, Mr. Gaga.
00:27:17I must be very careful of my daughter's social standing.
00:27:21Oh, yes.
00:27:21One must have a social position nowadays.
00:27:23I have a better job.
00:27:25Oh, ho, ho.
00:27:25You know, I've always thought that Mary should marry a man of me.
00:27:30Oh, by all means, Mrs. Marsh.
00:27:32By all means.
00:27:32And you should do the same.
00:27:33Oh, Mr. Ramsey.
00:27:35Your frankness frightens me.
00:27:39Are you married?
00:27:40No.
00:27:41I got this way from riding a bicycle.
00:27:47I think I'll register.
00:27:48You think you'll register, you little mugwop.
00:27:56I want a large room.
00:27:59You'll need it.
00:28:00What's that?
00:28:01I say we got some nice open ones.
00:28:03Come on, Mother.
00:28:03I'll show you your room.
00:28:07You know, I think you're a man with charm and intellect.
00:28:11You'll make a great success at this hotel.
00:28:13If it wasn't for him.
00:28:19I'll see you later.
00:28:29Have a boy show me my room.
00:28:31Certainly, certainly.
00:28:32Your room number would be 28.
00:28:3428.
00:28:36Now, if you wish anything else, just ring a towel.
00:28:38You're both delightfully unfunny.
00:28:46You're going to wipe out our business with those towel jokes.
00:28:51It won't be long now.
00:28:55Do you really think that Mary will have to marry that fellow?
00:28:58I suppose she will.
00:28:59It's customary.
00:29:01Gee.
00:29:03But I'm in love with Mary.
00:29:05You've got to do something about it.
00:29:06For instance, what?
00:29:09If I could think, I wouldn't ask you.
00:29:12But if you're a pal of mine, you'll do something.
00:29:16I got it.
00:29:18Listen.
00:29:19I'll marry Mrs. Marsh.
00:29:21Then I will be Mary's father.
00:29:24When that happens, I'll give my consent to your marriage to my daughter.
00:29:28Which will make you my son.
00:29:31It's a little involved, but it'll work out all right.
00:29:35Paddington.
00:29:35You don't mean to tell me you'd marry that battleship.
00:29:39Certainly.
00:29:40That's a lot of woman, boy.
00:29:42A lot of woman.
00:29:49Look, boy, we're getting the cream of society.
00:29:53Good afternoon, my good man.
00:29:55What good can we do for you?
00:29:57Nice weather we're having.
00:29:59That is, for a small town like this.
00:30:02I am the Duke of Winchester.
00:30:05I would like a very expensive room.
00:30:07You'll get it.
00:30:09Ah, I see my wife is here.
00:30:12Your wife?
00:30:13Yes, in 24.
00:30:15Oh, yes, in 24.
00:30:17That was six years after the war.
00:30:20Is, uh...
00:30:21Yes, that's our little safe.
00:30:23A marvelous piece of furniture.
00:30:25And now, if you don't mind, I'll go to my room.
00:30:27I don't mind a bit.
00:30:28You just run right along.
00:30:29Look at this.
00:30:42Why, it couldn't be him.
00:30:44It couldn't be, but it is.
00:30:47Wait a minute.
00:30:48I'll ask you.
00:30:50I beg your pardon, sir.
00:30:52Is that you?
00:30:53My, oh, my.
00:31:03I do wish they would catch this scoundrel.
00:31:05Well, you know, the police are not so hot around here.
00:31:07No, no.
00:31:08They're very lackadaisical.
00:31:15I'm getting sick of this.
00:31:17Lack, lack, lack, lack.
00:31:18L, L, L.
00:31:23You know, I've been mistaken for him many times.
00:31:27It's most annoying.
00:31:28Oh, yes, I should say.
00:31:29It must be.
00:31:30What rag has he got running around looking like you, anyway?
00:31:33Rather a peculiar coincidence.
00:31:37Say what?
00:31:37Very peculiar.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39It must have been two other fellows.
00:31:41Yes.
00:31:42Yes.
00:31:43It must have been.
00:31:44I'll show you up.
00:31:46Personally, sir.
00:31:48I'm honored.
00:31:53Mr. Gansley seems very intelligent.
00:32:00But if that other person had another brain, he'd still have just one.
00:32:05Oh, Mother, I think you're all wrong about Wilbur.
00:32:08He has such a sweet personality.
00:32:10And he's a man you can trust.
00:32:12Nonsense.
00:32:13John Blackwell's a man for you.
00:32:14He's wealthy, worldly, and wise.
00:32:16Oh, my love.
00:32:26You are here.
00:32:28We must have.
00:32:29And I like it very much.
00:32:30Oh, I'm so glad.
00:32:31I'm so glad.
00:32:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:32:33You bring the luggage in.
00:32:34I think he knows the combination of the safe.
00:32:45What do we do?
00:32:47Dominate him.
00:32:47Wear him down.
00:32:49Take your cues from me.
00:32:57Beat it.
00:32:58I'll get him.
00:33:04Can I do anything else for you?
00:33:13Yes.
00:33:18I am starving.
00:33:20Well, I'm a little hungry myself.
00:33:23But I am starving for long.
00:33:26Long?
00:33:30Stop.
00:33:34Come over here.
00:33:36No.
00:33:38Will you come over here?
00:33:40Why, certainly.
00:33:45Now, put your arms around me.
00:33:48Put your arms around me.
00:33:51Now, make love to me.
00:33:54Ah.
00:33:54Make love to me.
00:33:58You mean, Wolfie?
00:34:00Make love to me.
00:34:04I simply will not be mother-in-law to such a person as Wilma Boswell.
00:34:09I don't care.
00:34:10I love him.
00:34:11And I'm going to marry him.
00:34:12Oh.
00:34:19Oh.
00:34:22Well, there's your Romeo missing Juliet.
00:34:25Oh.
00:34:26He must be sick or something.
00:34:35Well, something is right.
00:34:43Now.
00:34:45I want you to do something.
00:34:47Fine, now, Duchess.
00:34:48Wait a minute.
00:34:49Wait a minute.
00:34:50Listen.
00:34:52My husband stole my mother's wedding ring.
00:34:55Tonight, he will put it in the safe.
00:34:57I must have that ring back.
00:35:00And I want you to give me the combination to the safe.
00:35:02But I don't know the combination.
00:35:05Don't lie to me.
00:35:06Honest.
00:35:07My partner's the only one who knows it.
00:35:10Go down and get it from him.
00:35:13Well, I'll try.
00:35:15But he's the tightest guy I ever saw.
00:35:20Wait.
00:35:21What is the matter?
00:35:51Duchess, do me a favor.
00:35:54What?
00:35:55Please don't tell anybody about this.
00:36:00Is there another woman in your life?
00:36:02Only Mary.
00:36:04No.
00:36:05You see, that is, I, uh...
00:36:06Mary?
00:36:07If I find this Mary or any other woman making love to you, I'll kill her.
00:36:12So will I.
00:36:13Mary?
00:36:19Mary!
00:36:20Don't talk to me.
00:36:21I saw you in the arms of that woman.
00:36:24Oh, but Mary, I...
00:36:26Oh, gee, Mary.
00:36:27Honey.
00:36:29Oh, now, wait a minute, Mary.
00:36:31Honest, Mary.
00:36:31Will that be extraordinary?
00:36:32Oh, will you leave me alone?
00:36:36Stop.
00:36:36Come over here.
00:36:42I won't do it.
00:36:44Come here!
00:36:45You, you broke?
00:36:50Come on.
00:36:52Over here.
00:36:54Will you come over here?
00:36:57Come on!
00:36:58Put your arms around me.
00:37:02Come on!
00:37:06Now make love to me.
00:37:12Oh, Wilbur.
00:37:14I do love you, but...
00:37:16I don't trust you.
00:37:18I know, honey.
00:37:20I can explain everything.
00:37:22It'll take a long time.
00:37:25But I can do it.
00:37:26Are you sure there's no other woman?
00:37:31Positive, precious.
00:37:33Oh, Wilbur.
00:37:34I'm so happy.
00:37:37So am I.
00:37:39And you promise we'll never have another quarrel?
00:37:43I swear...
00:37:44Uh-uh.
00:37:45Knock on wood.
00:37:51Honey, we'll never have another argument again as long as we live.
00:37:56Well?
00:38:07You get out of here.
00:38:09Go on, get out.
00:38:11Why...
00:38:12How dare you make love to me?
00:38:16I never saw her before in my life.
00:38:20Positively, Duchess.
00:38:21Why, she's a perfect stranger to me.
00:38:24Go on, get out of here.
00:38:27Go on.
00:38:31Duchess.
00:38:33Why are women weak for me?
00:38:36Get that combination.
00:38:41Yes, sir.
00:38:41Do you think he'll get the combination to the safe?
00:39:00I doubt it.
00:39:02Well, then you'll have to vamp the other fellow.
00:39:04All right, all right.
00:39:05I will.
00:39:06Mr. Barton, Mr. Gamzee, that Mr. Blackwell and a gang of crooks are plotting in room 28.
00:39:15There you are, Addington.
00:39:16What did I tell you?
00:39:17I'll go upstairs and get an earful of what they're saying.
00:39:20And I'm going with you.
00:39:26Well, it's worse than I thought.
00:39:27The girl is in love with one of them.
00:39:30Looks like the old lady's going to fall for the other one.
00:39:32It seems like our work is cut out for us.
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:46Come on in here.
00:39:47This room's empty.
00:39:57Put your switch, Chief.
00:40:02The thin one's Gamzee.
00:40:03The other one's Boswell.
00:40:05Nice boys.
00:40:06Just the type I like.
00:40:09You see, you're all wrong.
00:40:11They're very fond of us.
00:40:13They are?
00:40:13Certainly.
00:40:16Let's, uh, let's put them on the spot.
00:40:18Oh, I think we ought to take them for a ride.
00:40:23All right.
00:40:25We'll take them for a ride.
00:40:26Sure.
00:40:30Hey, you know what they're going to do?
00:40:32What?
00:40:33Tomorrow they're going to take us for a nice long ride.
00:40:36They are?
00:40:37Yeah.
00:40:41I hope it don't rain.
00:40:45After the ride, I'll give them each a nice juicy pineapple.
00:40:52Hey.
00:40:53What?
00:40:53Guess what?
00:40:54What?
00:40:54They're going to give us each a nice juicy pineapple.
00:40:57They are?
00:40:58Yeah.
00:41:01Oh, and I just lump pineapples.
00:41:05Hey.
00:41:06What?
00:41:07I wonder if I could get them to change mine to a grapefruit.
00:41:10They're juicier.
00:41:11You can ask them.
00:41:12Well, I will.
00:41:14Listen.
00:41:15What?
00:41:17Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
00:41:20I got you.
00:41:22Which only goes to prove that you were full of fears and foolish fantasies.
00:41:26You're right, Addington.
00:41:27I feel so badly about this thing.
00:41:30I think I'll go in and hide.
00:41:33Good.
00:41:34You go hide and I'll go see.
00:41:40All right.
00:41:42Go ahead.
00:41:42And I'll give you an extra hundred for the job if you do it nice and clean.
00:41:48Don't worry.
00:41:50I used to be a dry cleaner.
00:41:55Hi, Bessie.
00:41:56Oh, uh.
00:41:58Could you help a lady in distress?
00:42:01In distress quicker than any other dress?
00:42:03What, uh, what seems to be the difficulty?
00:42:06I can't get the cloth out of a bottle.
00:42:08Oh, well, then you have stopped the right man.
00:42:11My first job was in the bottling works.
00:42:12I was a corker.
00:42:14Oh, I just knew you were a man of force.
00:42:17Not only a man of force, but a mass of muscle, Duchess.
00:42:20Feel that.
00:42:22Not so hard, Duchess.
00:42:24Not so hard.
00:42:35Well, here's to me.
00:42:41You know, this stuff makes you see double and feel single.
00:42:47You know, Mr. Gansey, you're one of the cleverest men I have ever met.
00:42:52Oh, that's nothing.
00:42:54I'm one of the cleverest men I ever met.
00:43:00A man with a brain like yours really should be psychic.
00:43:03Psychic?
00:43:05Now, let's see.
00:43:05Who is he?
00:43:07Oh, a psychic person is one who is so mentally keen that they can read another person's mind.
00:43:13Is that so?
00:43:13Yes, right?
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:15As a matter of fact, I'm a bit psychic myself.
00:43:18No.
00:43:18Mm-hmm.
00:43:19Would you like me to demonstrate?
00:43:21Certainly.
00:43:21Go ahead and psych.
00:43:24I love demonstrations.
00:43:25Go ahead.
00:43:26Sock around a while.
00:43:26All right.
00:43:27You think of something, and I will read your mind.
00:43:31Well, that's a lot of reading, Duchess.
00:43:32A lot of reading, Duchess.
00:43:34Be very careful what you think of.
00:43:37I may surprise you all.
00:43:40Well, in that case, maybe I better think of something else.
00:43:43Now, let's see.
00:43:44What'll I think of?
00:43:45What'll I think of?
00:43:46You know, I got a lot of big things on my mind.
00:43:48What will I think of?
00:43:48Oh, almost anything.
00:43:51Say the combination of your wonderful safe.
00:43:54The safe?
00:43:54Okay, shoot, shoot.
00:43:56The numbers you are thinking are 4, 7, 11, 19.
00:44:00Well, you missed.
00:44:02That's one on you.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:04By very far?
00:44:05Very far?
00:44:06Why, you missed a mile.
00:44:08You're not psyching so well, Duchess.
00:44:10What is the combination?
00:44:12The combination of the safe is 10, 20, 30, 30.
00:44:15Oh, 10, 20, 30, 30.
00:44:17Yeah, 10, 20, 30, 30.
00:44:2060 in all.
00:44:23It certainly is strange.
00:44:25I must be tired from tragedy.
00:44:26Yes, I suppose so.
00:44:28Perhaps I'd better take a little nap.
00:44:30Did you say nap or nep?
00:44:34Well, here's to better readings and weaker minds.
00:44:37And now, if you will excuse me, I think I will go arrest in the arms of Morpheus.
00:44:47Is he registered here?
00:44:49I'll have to look him up.
00:44:54I'm glad we became so well acquainted in such a short time.
00:44:59Well, you know, Duchess, I'm kind of easy to know when you know me.
00:45:03You are rather easy.
00:45:07Hey, listen, Duchess, do me a favor, will you?
00:45:10Don't read my mind now.
00:45:17Old Will.
00:45:19Hey.
00:45:21Keep your eye on a guy named Morpheus.
00:45:33Can you beat that for nerve?
00:45:43McKay and his gang.
00:45:46That's the most unethical mob in the racket.
00:45:49Yeah.
00:45:50They don't know what it is to be square.
00:45:52Why, there ain't an honest man among them.
00:45:56Well, son, how's it now?
00:45:57How's it now?
00:45:58Fine.
00:45:58That's good.
00:45:59Here's that nice Mr. Blackwell.
00:46:03Well, well, well, Mr. Blackwell.
00:46:06We certainly are delighted to have you in our midst.
00:46:09Hello.
00:46:10This party you're having tonight, what time does it start?
00:46:14Nine o'clock.
00:46:15Nine o'clock sharp.
00:46:16And don't fail to be there.
00:46:17It'll be something to tell your children about.
00:46:19Be sure and be on the spot.
00:46:22On the spot.
00:46:23Ah, now, Mr. Blackwell.
00:46:24Of course, we know that this is supposed to be a surprise,
00:46:26but I can't resist the temptation to tell you
00:46:29that we know all about that delightful little thing
00:46:32that you're planning for us tomorrow.
00:46:35What are you talking about?
00:46:36A little burning dollars.
00:46:39Ah, sure.
00:46:41We know you're going to take us for a ride in the morning.
00:46:46And don't forget those pineapples.
00:46:49We love these guys, don't we?
00:46:53Yeah, you know what we do?
00:46:54A nice voice.
00:46:57Ah, dear.
00:47:25Ah, the party isn't fair.
00:47:27Progress.
00:47:28So it is.
00:47:30Will you, uh, split a carnation with me?
00:47:32I don't mind.
00:47:36Still?
00:47:45Look.
00:47:47The 20th century is just pulling in.
00:47:53Oh, Stanzi.
00:47:56I've been turning you over my mind all evening.
00:47:59Do tell.
00:48:00Well, I'm nonplussed, Tiny.
00:48:02Nonplussed.
00:48:04Will you excuse me?
00:48:06You have no idea how easy that will be.
00:48:08Well, I'm sorry.
00:48:09I'm sorry.
00:48:13Too bad he isn't twins.
00:48:14Make a great set of bookends.
00:48:17Why, you look charming this evening, charming.
00:48:20Oh, Mr. Ramsey, I do hope you'll give me some of your time during the party.
00:48:24Darling, I shall always be within a stone's throne.
00:48:30Oh, it is a lovely stone.
00:48:33Stone?
00:48:34It's a monument.
00:48:36Come, let us march and murmur.
00:48:38Oh.
00:48:40Well, you don't.
00:48:42And I said, would you like to go for a triumph in the woods?
00:48:45He didn't speak to me for a week.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:51You know, I feel like a wild oat going out to be sold.
00:48:53Are we alone?
00:48:57Yeah, you're not scared, are you?
00:48:59No, no.
00:49:01But I must be careful of my social status.
00:49:04Well, sit down and nobody will notice it.
00:49:10Tell me, how did you make your best fortune?
00:49:13Cattle, girlie, cattle.
00:49:15Down in dear Oklahoma.
00:49:17Down dear old Simaron way.
00:49:19Oh, the great open spaces.
00:49:21So different from New York.
00:49:24Oh, New York is all right.
00:49:25But I like Boston better.
00:49:27It's more like Grand Rapids.
00:49:29Your ranch must be gorgeous.
00:49:31Oh, it is, honey, it is.
00:49:33Do you know that my ranch is so swell
00:49:35that we don't have the capital branded?
00:49:37No?
00:49:38No, we have them engraved.
00:49:40Tell me, what motor car do you use?
00:49:43Well, right now I'm using two.
00:49:45No.
00:49:46I'm not spinning the Ford.
00:49:48But I'm putting the big car up for the winter.
00:49:49You know, I'll just bet you've got a seat on the stock exchange.
00:49:54Seat?
00:49:56I've got a Morris chair.
00:49:58I did have a hammock, but I got rid of it.
00:50:00Tell me.
00:50:02Tell me.
00:50:04What are your views on love?
00:50:06I have no views.
00:50:07I just love.
00:50:08Oh, I just knew you were that way, you little devil.
00:50:14But tell me, Tweetums.
00:50:16Are you unmarried?
00:50:18Quite often.
00:50:20You know, I shall never forget my second husband.
00:50:23Your second husband?
00:50:24Yes.
00:50:25We met by accident.
00:50:27He ran over with my first husband with his car.
00:50:28Oh, sort of a run-down condition, as were.
00:50:31Yes.
00:50:33Well, what happened to him?
00:50:35Oh, uh...
00:50:36He died very mysteriously.
00:50:39Is that so?
00:50:40Yes.
00:50:41You know, I was put out for over a year.
00:50:43Put out?
00:50:44Yes.
00:50:45You mean you were put in, don't you?
00:50:47Oh, no.
00:50:48Oh, but it wasn't long before I met my third husband.
00:50:50Your third?
00:50:51Yes.
00:50:52Oh, yes.
00:50:53The third.
00:50:54And, uh, what happened to, uh, number three?
00:50:58Oh, uh...
00:51:00He was poisoned.
00:51:01Poisoned?
00:51:02Yes.
00:51:03Excuse me.
00:51:04I'll see you later.
00:51:05Come...
00:51:07You know, you remind me of my third husband.
00:51:10Oh, I remind you of the third husband.
00:51:12Yes.
00:51:13You're so keen.
00:51:14You're so alert.
00:51:15You're so alive.
00:51:17Yes, and I'm gonna stay that way, too.
00:51:19Come here.
00:51:21Oh, I must tell you about my fifth husband.
00:51:23Your fifth husband?
00:51:25Yes.
00:51:26Now, wait a minute, honey.
00:51:27Wait a minute.
00:51:28You jumped a husband on me.
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:31What happened to number four?
00:51:34Uh...
00:51:35I don't remember him.
00:51:37Oh, you don't remember him?
00:51:38No.
00:51:39No.
00:51:40No, he was nondescript.
00:51:41Oh, I see.
00:51:42One of those foreigners, huh?
00:51:43Yeah.
00:51:44Yeah.
00:51:45Ah, but I shall never forget my fifth husband.
00:51:48Well, lay it on, honey.
00:51:49Lay it on.
00:51:50What happened to number five?
00:51:51No, he went to bed with spinal men and Jesus.
00:51:54Say no more, baby.
00:51:55Say no more.
00:51:56You know what I'm gonna do?
00:51:57No.
00:51:58I'm going out and look for a good undertaker.
00:52:00Oh, come back here.
00:52:01Come here.
00:52:02I was only fooling.
00:52:04I was only putting you into the test.
00:52:06I wanted to find out whether you were brave and strong.
00:52:09Then you're not old lady blue beard yourself?
00:52:11No.
00:52:12No.
00:52:13You haven't had all those husbands?
00:52:14Certainly not.
00:52:15Oh, well, then I can speak freely.
00:52:17Honey, you appeal to me.
00:52:19Oh.
00:52:20As a matter of fact, you're mad to me.
00:52:22Oh.
00:52:23You're the biggest thing in my life.
00:52:24Oh.
00:52:25Will you marry me and be my widow?
00:52:27Our wife?
00:52:28Addington.
00:52:29Rebecca.
00:52:30Oh.
00:52:31Oh.
00:52:3910 o'clock and all's well.
00:52:47Well, Gansey and Boswell are confidence men.
00:52:51Crooks.
00:52:52They are not.
00:52:53Whatever Wilbur Boswell is, he's not a crook.
00:52:56Well, perhaps not.
00:52:58But I don't think they'll be here tomorrow.
00:53:01Why do you say that?
00:53:03My information comes from a very reliable source.
00:53:06I still don't believe it.
00:53:09Supposing they do disappear tomorrow.
00:53:12Will you marry me?
00:53:15Well, well, well, well, folks.
00:53:16I certainly am glad to see you entering into the spirit of the occasion.
00:53:20Come on, John.
00:53:21Let's have a dance.
00:53:22Addington has something to talk over with Mary.
00:53:25Addington?
00:53:26Yes, Addington.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29Hello, Mother.
00:53:30See you around.
00:53:31What in the world are you and Mother talking about?
00:53:34Your mother and I have just been laying a few domestic plans.
00:53:37You see, we've decided to get married and end it all.
00:53:40Married?
00:53:41Yes.
00:53:42So you may now consider me your papa.
00:53:44Come, child.
00:53:45Sit.
00:53:46Sit.
00:53:49But I'm not sure I want you for a papa.
00:53:52What?
00:53:53Why, I'll make the finest little father that you ever had in your life.
00:53:56And if you're a good little girl, I may allow you to marry Wilbur.
00:54:00But I don't want to marry Wilbur now.
00:54:02Why, daughter?
00:54:03Why?
00:54:04Well, because he has a complex.
00:54:07That's all right.
00:54:08I'll make him trade it for a sedan.
00:54:10No, no.
00:54:11I mean, he has another sweetheart.
00:54:14He has?
00:54:15Why, the scoundrel.
00:54:17I'll teach him to trifle with my little gal.
00:54:20Hey.
00:54:21What's the idea?
00:54:23I'm fixing it for you.
00:54:25Fixing it?
00:54:26You're chiseling.
00:54:27That's what you're doing.
00:54:29Don't pay any attention to that man, Daddy.
00:54:38What is this thing called love?
00:54:42I hope you do marry your mother and she falls on you.
00:54:45I'm going out and do something desperate.
00:54:48Daddy, what makes him so wicked?
00:54:52He isn't wicked, daughter.
00:54:54He's weak.
00:54:57Do you think he loves me more than the Duchess?
00:54:59Ha!
00:55:00Why, honey, he wouldn't trade you for all the Duchess in Holland.
00:55:04What do you think I should do?
00:55:06Well, now that I've given my consent, I think you ought to look him up and tell him that everything is hotsy-totsy.
00:55:13Gee, but you're going to make a granddaddy?
00:55:16A granddaddy?
00:55:22Please.
00:55:23Come on, pal.
00:55:24Come on, pal.
00:55:26Go, pal.
00:55:29Wait, let's go.
00:55:30Go.
00:55:31Come on, pal.
00:55:33We're hearing a name on him.
00:55:34That's a good friend.
00:55:35If we meet a friend, don't get the chance on him or tell him to follow him.
00:55:36If all's well now, I'd hate to see anything go wrong.
00:55:44What's hailing you?
00:55:46I think I'll commit suicide.
00:55:50Say, that's the best idea you've had since you came here.
00:55:56Here.
00:55:59Try that.
00:56:06Do you suppose I could hit my brain?
00:56:11Well, you'll have to be an awful good shot.
00:56:18Oh, Wilbur, please forgive me.
00:56:20Daddy told me the truth about that duchess.
00:56:23You're just in time, honey.
00:56:25I was gonna kill myself.
00:56:27I can't live without you.
00:56:29And, and I can't live without you either, Wilbur.
00:56:43Honey.
00:56:45Let's not go on the patio.
00:56:47Sit up here a minute.
00:56:50I wanna talk to you about our future.
00:56:57Honey.
00:56:59We're gonna put this hotel over.
00:57:02Then we'll be married.
00:57:04We're gonna have a yacht.
00:57:07Summer and a winter home.
00:57:09Two automobiles.
00:57:12And, uh...
00:57:13Yeah?
00:57:15Motorcycle.
00:57:19And maybe...
00:57:30Come on, come on.
00:57:31Come on, come on.
00:57:32Come on, come on, come on.
00:57:33Come on, come on.
00:57:34I'll split the difference with you.
00:57:35I'll split the difference with you.
00:57:59Okay.
00:58:35There must be a storm.
00:58:52The lights are out.
00:58:53Gee, I'm scared.
00:58:55Let's find Mother Nattieson.
00:58:56Come on, honey.
00:59:05Why, gal, this reminds me of down in Nero, Oklahoma.
00:59:10Come on, get out of here.
00:59:11Hey, we'd better call this thing off or turn it into a swimming party.
00:59:26Quite right, Wilbur.
00:59:27Quite right.
00:59:27Uh, folks?
00:59:29On account of this slight weather disturbance, I think we'd better call the party off until tomorrow night.
00:59:33Oh, I would like to place my jewels in the safe.
00:59:40Rare judgment, Duchess, rare judgment.
00:59:43I'll do the same.
00:59:45An excellent idea.
00:59:46Oh, I'm not sure about the safe business.
00:59:50You're never sure about anything.
00:59:52Follow me, folks, and I'll open the safe for you.
01:00:00Boys, go upstairs and light some of those oil lamps right away.
01:00:04Wilbur.
01:00:04Oh, you open the safe.
01:00:05I'll collect the jewels.
01:00:07Now, we have a little alpha loaf for you, folks.
01:00:08All you have to do is place them in there and tear off your seat.
01:00:10Very neat of the safe.
01:00:14They're putting them in a box.
01:00:16Come on.
01:00:18Let's get into our working clothes.
01:00:30Hey, hey, boy.
01:00:31Come on, let's get going and beat that Duke and his gang to it.
01:00:38Good night, folks.
01:00:39Good night.
01:00:40Good night.
01:00:42Now, you have them sealed tightly, have you?
01:00:44That's fine.
01:00:44Now, you can go to sleep.
01:00:45Man, rest easy.
01:00:46Good night.
01:00:47Good night.
01:00:49Oh, you want us to keep that for you?
01:00:51Certainly.
01:00:53Good night, old boy.
01:00:54Sleep tight.
01:01:01Hey, Sherlock.
01:01:07All's well.
01:01:11Yes, and we want to keep it that way.
01:01:13Come here.
01:01:17You see this safe?
01:01:19Well, it's crammed full of valuable jewels.
01:01:23Is it?
01:01:23I'm telling you.
01:01:27And it's your duty to keep your eye on it all night.
01:01:30Don't take your eye off of it.
01:01:35Okay, Chief.
01:01:36Leave it to me.
01:01:50Don't make any mistakes.
01:01:51Right.
01:01:53Two of us will go down the back stairway.
01:01:55Spike, you keep us covered from the other end of the balcony.
01:02:01Now, listen, boys.
01:02:03We've got to work fast.
01:02:05Help yourself to the stuff in the safe.
01:02:07But the main thing is Gansey and Boswell.
01:02:10Get them.
01:02:11That's Izzy's job.
01:02:12You take care of them.
01:02:13All right.
01:02:14I'm going to stick around on the balcony.
01:02:16And if anybody busts in, I'm going to pop them.
01:02:21I think I'm right when I say you're wrong.
01:02:42Why?
01:02:43I hear noise.
01:02:47Aesthetic.
01:02:49It's burglars.
01:02:51Lots of them.
01:02:53Will you go back to sleep?
01:02:54We've got to get up early tomorrow afternoon.
01:02:56I'm going downstairs and get those jewels and put them under my pillow.
01:03:06All right.
01:03:07Go ahead.
01:03:08But I remain right here in this nice, comfortable bed.
01:03:11Well, I'm going down.
01:03:16And I'm going with you.
01:03:18What are you putting that hat on for?
01:03:30I might catch cold in my head.
01:03:32Well, that would be something.
01:03:48I might catch cold in my head.
01:04:14Oh.
01:04:42Careful, son, careful.
01:04:44I think you damaged that vase.
01:04:47It's Voss, Addington, Voss.
01:04:49I looked it up this morning.
01:04:51Well, have it your own way.
01:04:52Come on.
01:05:04Stick your hands up.
01:05:07Gee, you scared me.
01:05:10For Minda, I thought it was a burglar.
01:05:11Keep those hands up.
01:05:13Me, too?
01:05:14Yeah, you, too.
01:05:17What's the big idea?
01:05:18If you're lucky, you'll read about it in the paper
01:05:20in the morning.
01:05:21We don't take the paper, do we, Addington?
01:05:24Shut up.
01:05:25You know, I don't think it's safe here.
01:05:27You know, I don't think it's safe here.
01:05:43You know, I don't think it's safe here.
01:05:51Gee, he's got a cigar.
01:05:59Gee, he's got a cigar.
01:06:03Gee, he's got a cigar.
01:06:20I'm smoking too much anyway.
01:06:22Come on, let's get out of here.
01:06:38I think they got me.
01:06:40Where?
01:06:45Now you'll have to travel on your stomach.
01:06:47They almost got me that time.
01:06:49They must be firing from the basement.
01:06:51Yeah.
01:06:55They're getting closer.
01:06:56Closer?
01:06:57They're right on our heels.
01:06:59Get a rat.
01:07:07Get a rat.
01:07:08Get a rat.
01:07:13Get a rat.
01:07:14Get a rat.
01:07:15Get a rat.
01:07:16Get a rat.
01:07:17Get a rat.
01:07:21Hey.
01:07:21What?
01:07:22I've got a great idea.
01:07:23Look.
01:07:33Say, that was great.
01:07:36Where'd you learn that?
01:07:37I came from Davenport.
01:07:41Hey.
01:07:41What?
01:07:42Get up and reconnoiter.
01:07:43I don't have to.
01:07:46Reconnoiter.
01:07:47Look around.
01:07:47Look around.
01:07:48Look around.
01:07:48Oh.
01:07:49Oh.
01:07:49Oh.
01:07:50Oh.
01:07:50Oh.
01:07:51Oh.
01:07:51Oh.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:52Oh.
01:07:53Oh.
01:07:53Oh.
01:07:54Oh.
01:07:54Oh.
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:56Oh.
01:07:56Oh.
01:07:57Oh.
01:07:57Oh.
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59Oh.
01:07:59Oh.
01:08:00Oh.
01:08:00Oh.
01:08:01Oh.
01:08:01Oh.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:07Oh.
01:08:07Oh.
01:08:08Oh.
01:08:08Oh.
01:08:09Oh.
01:08:09Oh.
01:08:10Oh.
01:08:10Oh.
01:08:11Oh.
01:08:11Oh.
01:08:12Oh.
01:08:12Oh.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:14Boy, that's some flight's water.
01:08:31You know, I'm glad I stopped that.
01:08:33That is liable to awaken some of our guests.
01:08:36That's right.
01:08:44Come on.
01:08:56Now, did you get Gansey and Boswell?
01:08:58Get them, no.
01:08:59Say, they're two of the toughest guys I ever seen.
01:09:01What do you mean?
01:09:02What do I mean?
01:09:02I mean, they're down in the lobby with a machine gun.
01:09:04Pumping them off faster than they did in no man's land.
01:09:07Now, listen, Izzy.
01:09:08I'm not going to lose the stuff on the girl on account of those two numbskulls.
01:09:11Now, you go downstairs and don't come back until you've nailed them both.
01:09:14Not me, Blackie.
01:09:15I'm leaving.
01:09:17Swine.
01:09:22I'll get it myself.
01:09:28Mother!
01:09:29What?
01:09:29Young Blackwell's gone downstairs to kill Wilbur.
01:09:32Good.
01:09:33And Addington.
01:09:35Not my Addington.
01:09:36Yes, I heard him say so.
01:09:37I'm going and tell Wilbur.
01:09:38Well, nobody's going to kill my Addington without my telling him, I wonder.
01:09:42What do you do here?
01:09:44How are we going to get over to that safe?
01:10:09We'll take the bus.
01:10:10I wonder where Wilbur is.
01:10:27This is no time to whistle.
01:10:30I know, but I have to save Wilbur.
01:10:32Yes, I know.
01:10:33But you've got to stop inviting bullets in this direction.
01:10:35You've got to go.
01:10:36I know, but I'm not sure.
01:10:36I'm too easy to hit.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:42Ow!
01:10:45Come on.
01:10:46Come on, get on!
01:11:12Hey, where am I going to ride?
01:11:15Take the lower bar.
01:11:16Okay.
01:11:17You set?
01:11:18Wait a minute.
01:11:19Can you run this thing?
01:11:20Certainly.
01:11:21It's a standard shift.
01:11:22Go.
01:11:22Go.
01:11:37Good man.
01:11:39Yeah, he's watching things all right.
01:11:43You light a match.
01:11:44I'll work the combination.
01:11:47Hey, I've only got one match.
01:11:49That's not enough.
01:11:52Hey, light it.
01:11:59Now hold it close.
01:12:00Put it right under my nose.
01:12:04What are you so nervous about?
01:12:06Give me that candle.
01:12:07Careful.
01:12:11You want to mess up the floor?
01:12:15What's the matter?
01:12:16I've forgotten the combination.
01:12:18It's 10, 20, 30, 30.
01:12:20Here, I'll open it.
01:12:21You open it.
01:12:22Here.
01:12:24And hold it closer.
01:12:27Will you get it?
01:12:28Here.
01:12:29Give me it.
01:12:31Do you want to make yourself sick at your stomach?
01:12:33Give me that.
01:12:33Give me that, you dummy.
01:12:34You want to blow the joint up?
01:12:35No.
01:12:36Give me that.
01:12:37Give me that, you dummy.
01:12:38Give me that, you dummy.
01:12:39You want to blow the joint up?
01:12:40Give me that, you dummy.
01:12:41You want to blow the joint up?
01:12:42No.
01:12:54Somebody must have turned the gas on.
01:13:00Oh, Welber, are you hurt?
01:13:01I never felt better in my life.
01:13:03Addington, how did you look safe?
01:13:05Certainly they're safe.
01:13:06Haven't I been guarding them?
01:13:07Oh.
01:13:09Ah, the electricity's on.
01:13:14Looks like they wiped out a whole crime wave.
01:13:17Pick them up, boys.
01:13:20I'll have to congratulate you, fellas.
01:13:21Rewarding these crooks will amount to a fortune.
01:13:22Reward?
01:13:23Yep.
01:13:24They've all got a price on their heads.
01:13:26I caught this here lady running away with this here box.
01:13:29The jewels.
01:13:30Jewels.
01:13:31Jewels.
01:13:32Why, Duchess, would you double cross your old psychic sidekick?
01:13:35Jewels?
01:13:36Ha!
01:13:37It's the detective's lunch.
01:13:38Here's another one, Sheriff.
01:13:39Just found him under the sofa and he was still kicking.
01:13:41If I'm not mistaken, you're Buffalo Blacky the smugglers and you've been using the basement of this hotel for a storehouse.
01:13:54Basement?
01:13:55If I'm not mistaken, you're Buffalo Blackie the smuggler.
01:13:59And you've been using the basement of this hotel for a storehouse.
01:14:02Basement? I didn't know we had one.
01:14:05Come on.
01:14:07Well, I swan.
01:14:13Can I have Mary now?
01:14:15Toby, Papa.
01:14:17Shall we give our little daughter away?
01:14:19Certainly. We'll get another one.
01:14:25Twelve o'clock and all's well.