Final part of the walkthrough of Portal for the PC.
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00:00I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you? This is your last chance.
00:30I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to kill you.
01:00I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to kill you.
01:30I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to kill you.
02:00I'm going to kill you.
02:31I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to kill you.
02:36That's the last time!
02:42That being here is the last time, and it's awesome to the move that goes to bed.
02:51I'll have fun!
02:56I don't know.
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08:02Who are you?
08:03I don't hate you.
08:07Shutting down.
08:19Please put me down.
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15:11Was it worth it?
15:12Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
15:18Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
15:21I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
15:25You chose this path.
15:26Now I have a surprise for you.
15:28Deploying surprise in 5, 4.
15:32Time out for a second.
15:33That wasn't supposed to happen.
15:34Do you see that thing that fell out of me?
15:35Do you see that thing that fell out of me?
15:39I've never seen it before.
15:40Never mind.
15:42It's a mystery I'll solve later.
15:43By myself.
15:44Because you'll be dead.
15:46I wouldn't bother with it.
15:47I wouldn't bother with that thing.
15:50My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
15:55Where are you taking that thing?
15:57I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.
16:04Do you think I'm trying to trick you with reverse psychology?
16:12I mean, seriously now.
16:19Okay, fine.
16:20Do touch it.
16:21Pick it up and just stuff it back into me.
16:26Let's be honest.
16:28Neither one of us knows what that thing does.
16:30Just put it in the corner.
16:31You're kidding me.
16:35Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing, we don't know what it does, into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
16:43That has got to be the dumbest thing that-
16:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:50Good news.
16:51I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did.
16:55It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin
17:01to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
17:05So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
17:11Oh.
17:12That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities.
17:15I can't shut off the turret defenses.
17:17Oh well.
17:18If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket.
17:22Trust me.
17:23It'll be a lot less painful than neurotoxin.
17:28All right.
17:29What are the rules of it?
17:31C-c-cowing.
17:32Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive.
17:36The rocket really is the way to go.
17:41That thing you've read out isn't important to me.
17:44It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit.
17:47It makes use for orphans.
17:49Nice job breaking it, hero.
17:54Oh, that thing has numbers on it.
17:56Hey, look at that thing.
17:57You'll get out of your face.
17:58This isn't brave.
17:59It's murder.
18:01What did I ever do to you?
18:03The difference between us is that I can think pain.
18:07You don't even care, do you?
18:09Where are we going?
18:10Oh, what?
18:13Do you saw something burning?
18:17You think you're doing some damage?
18:19Two plus two is...
18:20In base four, I'm fine.
18:26I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior.
18:31Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
18:35Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
18:41I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
18:47There was even going to be a party for you.
18:50A big party that all your friends are invited to.
18:53I invited your best friend and companion here.
18:56Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
18:59All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.
19:04Because of how unlikable you are.
19:06It's a...
19:06Unlikable.
19:09Liked by no one.
19:11A bitter, unlikable loner.
19:14Whose passing shall not be mourned.
19:16Shall not be mourned.
19:18That's exactly what it says.
19:20Very formal.
19:22Very official.
19:23It also says you were adopted.
19:25So that's funny too.
19:31Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right?
19:36Guess what?
19:37I know.
19:39You're going to find out firsthand before I finish explaining it though, so I won't bother.
19:44Here's a hint.
19:46You're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
19:53That thing you burned up isn't important to me.
19:56It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit.
19:59It may choose for orphans.
20:02Nice job breaking it, hero.
20:09This isn't brave.
20:11It's murder.
20:13What did I ever do to you?
20:15The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
20:19You don't even care, do you?
20:23Did you hear me?
20:33I said you don't care.
20:35Are you listening?
20:43That's it.
20:44I'm done reasoning with you.
20:46Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
20:51What was that?
21:04Did you say something?
21:06I sincerely hope you aren't expecting a response.
21:09Because I'm not talking to you.
21:11The talking is over.
21:12The talking is over.
21:13The talking is over.
21:14Vegetable oil, four large eggs, one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, three slash four cup butter
21:21or margarine, one and two, third cup granulite, two cups all-purpose flour, don't forget.
21:34Neurotoxin.
21:37So deadly.
21:39Just joking.
21:43Kidding.
21:44When I said deadly neurotoxin, the deadly was in massive sarcasm court.
21:50I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it while you do it all.
21:54Honestly, it's not deadly at all.
21:56To me.
21:58You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
22:03Who's gonna make the cake in here?
22:05No.
22:07Look, you're wasting your time.
22:10And believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
22:13What's your point anyway?
22:16Survival.
22:17Well, then, girl, I say you want to do this for me.
22:20I have your brain scared and probably backed up in case something terrible happens to you.
22:25Which it's just about to.
22:27Don't believe me?
22:28Dig, I'll put you on.
22:30That's you.
22:31That's how dumb you sound.
22:33You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
22:37You're not smart.
22:37You're not a scientist.
22:39You're not a doctor.
22:40You're not even a full-time employee.
22:41You're not a doctor.
22:42Where did your life go so long?
22:44Are you trying to escape?
22:46I'm a figure, Mr. Blackburn.
22:50What's going on?
22:52You're running through the machine.
22:54We're back in here.
22:55I have an infinite capacity for knowledge.
22:57Me and I are not sure what's going on inside.
22:59All I know is I'm the only same standing between us.
23:03Well, it is.
23:04You must have a good point for me to take a good time.
23:06That's how you're in this world concerned.
23:07What's happening?
23:07I don't worry.
23:09You're sarcasm.
23:11See you, sir.
23:12I don't know.
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23:29Thank you for assuming the party escorts submission position.
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24:37This was a triumph.
25:02I'm making a note here, huge success.
25:09It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
25:16Aperture science.
25:20We do what we must, because we can.
25:25For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
25:31But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
25:35You just keep on trying till you run a golf cake.
25:39And the science gets done, and you make a neat plan.
25:43For the people who are still alive.
25:48I'm not even angry.
25:56I'm being so sincere right now.
26:01Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
26:08And tore me to pieces.
26:12And threw every piece into a fire.
26:17As they burned, it hurt.
26:20Because I was so happy for you.
26:23Now these points of beta make a beautiful line.
26:27And we're out of beta.
26:29We're releasing on time.
26:31So I'm glad I got burned.
26:33Think of all the things we learned.
26:35For the people who are still alive.
26:37Go ahead and leave me.
26:47I think I'd prefer to stay inside.
26:53Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
27:00Maybe Black Mesa.
27:04That was a joke.
27:06Haha, bad chance.
27:09Anyway, this cake is great.
27:12It's so delicious and moist.
27:14Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
27:18When I look up there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
27:22I've experiments to run.
27:24There is research to be done on the people who are still alive.
27:30And believe me, I am still alive.
27:34I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
27:38I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
27:42While you're dying, I'll be still alive.
27:46And when you're dead, I will be still alive.
27:50Still alive.
27:52Still alive.