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Part 1 of the walkthrough of Portal for the PC.
Transcript
00:00Hello and again
00:29Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center
00:33We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one
00:37Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper
00:42Before we start however, keep in mind that although fun
00:46And learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities
00:50Serious injuries may occur
00:52For your own safety and the safety of others
00:55Please refrain from
00:57I'm back
01:02The portal will open in three
01:04Two
01:05One
01:07To be continued...
01:37Excellent. Please proceed into the chamber lock after completing each test.
02:00First however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science material emancipation grille will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it. For instance, the Aperture Science weighted storage cube.
02:30Please place the weighted storage cube on the 1500 MW Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super Colliding Super Button.
02:52Please place the weighted storage cube on the 1500 MW Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super Colliding Super Button.
03:22Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber lock as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.
03:38Great.
03:49You're doing very well.
04:15Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in many rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
04:45Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill
04:53Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill
04:57Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill
05:03Music
05:07Music
05:14Music
05:23Music
05:26Music
05:28Very good.
05:57You are now in possession of the Aperture Science handheld portal device.
06:03With it, you can create your own portals.
06:06These intradimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
06:10The device, however, has not.
06:12Do not touch the operational end of the device.
06:15Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
06:18Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially.
06:22Most importantly, under no circumstances should move you.
06:27.
06:37.
06:46I don't know.
07:16Please proceed to the chamber lock. Mind the gap.
07:46Please proceed to the chamber.
08:11Well done. Remember, the aperture signs bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time for you.
08:16Time to have her tested.
08:18Hold on!
08:41Welcome to test chamber 4. You're doing quite well.
08:44You're doing quite well.
09:14Once again, excellent work. As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.
09:44You will be entirely on your own.
10:14I don't know.
10:44As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor
11:12this chamber was an outright fabrication.
11:15Good job.
11:16As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... two...
11:24two...
11:43What safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet seen to the left of the chamber can and has caused permanent disabilities.
12:13Such as vaporization. Please be careful.
12:25Unbelievable. You must be the pride of...
12:43Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights...
12:55...have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
13:07Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamber lock.
13:19Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamber lock.
13:31The Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamber lock.
13:32Ready to find the new two units is set.
13:33END
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14:20Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!
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