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00:00Music
00:25Stop ignoring my calls, Kenny.
00:27I need an answer today.
00:30All right?
00:35What are you doing here?
00:36I'd ask you the same question.
00:37What's going on?
00:38Nothing.
00:40Why?
00:41You got in late last night.
00:42You said three words.
00:43Then you set off for work at seven on a bank holiday.
00:45I can hear your brain whirring, Caleb.
00:48I wish you didn't know me so well.
00:50Yeah, well, tough.
00:50I do.
00:51So tell me.
00:54You'll need to sit down for this.
00:57Do you win anything?
00:58Like a car or a holiday?
01:01Oh, it sounded like Yorkshire Hero 2025.
01:04It'd probably just be a certificate or something.
01:06Let's have a look.
01:09You're up against a kid with one leg who's raising off her CT scanner.
01:13You've got no chance, mate.
01:14You've got every chance, pal.
01:15Well, I just appreciate being nominated.
01:18Right, is that why you've brought us?
01:19So you can show them off?
01:21No, actually it's not.
01:22I had something that I'd like to ask you.
01:26Victoria's gonna be John's best woman.
01:29Um, so I wanted to ask you if you'd be my best man.
01:36Really?
01:37Yeah.
01:39Oh, yeah, of course.
01:40I'd love to.
01:41Can I give you a cuddle?
01:42No.
01:43Okay.
01:45Well, we all know who's gonna be best.
01:47Well, your first job is to sort the stag-do out a joint one.
01:51So, thinking cap's firmly on.
01:54Captain.
01:55And don't mess this up, mate.
01:56I'm not having Vic putting all the effort in.
01:58Shut up.
01:59At least I didn't get my own fiancée to nominate me for some crummy prize.
02:02Well, I didn't do that, did I?
02:03So, it's not.
02:04I wonder who did nominate you?
02:06Jacob?
02:06Yeah, could be.
02:07Well, it could be anyone, really.
02:09Well, it definitely wasn't Kerry.
02:11Just a joke.
02:12Well, you're my Yorkshire hero, 2025, even if you don't win.
02:17I will win.
02:25How the hell did he organise that?
02:29Friends in out of places.
02:31Kim?
02:32No.
02:33No, this is all Joe.
02:35You could have died, and I would never have known.
02:39No, no, don't go and see him.
02:41I'm not.
02:42Although I would like to remove all of his organs, particularly one.
02:45We're going to the police, which we should have done last night if you'd have told me.
02:47We can't.
02:48Why not?
02:54Caleb, tell me why we can't go to the police.
02:55Because he's sort of figured it out.
02:58What do you mean, sort of?
02:59He thinks that I did Anthony in.
03:03What?
03:05After Steph told him that they weren't related,
03:07and then after seeing me and you in the woods,
03:09he's started doing some digging.
03:11He's figured out there's so much going on,
03:15and he's threatening to go to the police.
03:19Steph will not cope with an interrogation.
03:23She is barely holding it together as it is.
03:25Oh, my God, this is all going to explode in our faces.
03:27No, no, no, it won't.
03:29It won't happen.
03:30I won't let it, I promise.
03:33Well, me and him, we're...
03:34we're deadlocked.
03:38Well, if you don't go to the police, then he won't.
03:41Yeah.
03:41And do you trust someone who stole your kidney?
03:48What you honestly believe,
03:49someone like that is going to keep quiet?
03:53Well, make sure he does.
03:54I mean, I would ask if you wanted to join,
04:13but I'm not sure you're a fan of Big Hero 6.
04:16Yeah.
04:20Earth to Joe.
04:22Hmm?
04:23Ooh.
04:24You okay?
04:25Yeah, no, just still...
04:27still twinges every now and then.
04:29What did you say?
04:31Nothing important.
04:32Hey, it is important.
04:34You're important.
04:34I'm dreading seeing Billy.
04:38Yeah.
04:39The worst bit's over.
04:43I'm sorry, I can come back.
04:46It's fine.
04:47Just need to grab.
04:52Oh, erm...
04:54the kids are really looking forward to
04:55going on the egg hunt on Monday.
04:58Not sure what you want to do about that, no?
05:00I should probably take off.
05:02Enjoy the movie.
05:03All right?
05:11Look, can we talk later?
05:13Yeah.
05:14About the egg hunt?
05:16Well, no, more I meant, like...
05:19about what we're going to tell the kids
05:21and about living arrangements.
05:25Yeah, come back at lunch.
05:27You can talk then.
05:33Sarah said you was here.
05:41She was right.
05:43Did you get my voicemail?
05:45I did.
05:46And?
05:47And I'm not killing him.
05:48And neither are you.
05:49Right, everyone's out.
05:54Come on.
05:55Is that you, Mark?
05:59No, it's me!
06:02I thought you were at work.
06:04I will be in a couple of minutes.
06:05What are you doing, Mark?
06:06I had a cancellation
06:07and I've not had any breakfast
06:08so I came for something to eat.
06:10Well, help yourself
06:11to the one final cheese string
06:12left in the fridge.
06:14Sorry, I've got to do a shop.
06:15No, I need to go.
06:16Later, stay at us.
06:17Right, see ya.
06:18Bye.
06:21Is she gone?
06:23Yes, I think so.
06:23Well, you thought we were on kiddos.
06:27What on earth are you doing
06:28sneaking around like that?
06:29Isn't that my line?
06:30She was just gonna show me
06:31her slipknot posters.
06:33Yeah, yeah.
06:34I've heard that one
06:34a million times before.
06:35A million?
06:37How many lads have you had up there?
06:38Excuse me,
06:39are you calling my granddaughter
06:40a slapper?
06:40No, actually, you were.
06:42I think she's confusing me
06:43with herself.
06:44Hey!
06:44Do you still want to see
06:45those posters?
06:45Damn right I do.
06:47You're gonna be late for work.
06:51You're just angry.
06:53He got some scumbag
06:54to stab me.
06:56Then he had a doctor
06:57slice me open
06:57so that he could
06:58nick me kidney.
06:59All the while,
07:00he's playing the hero
07:01and now,
07:01now he's got the balls
07:02to try and blackmail me.
07:04Yeah, too right I'm angry.
07:05He's not gonna say anything.
07:07What, do you trust him?
07:08He's got too much
07:08to lose just like you.
07:10And if his secret gets out
07:11then he's done for.
07:12He's said as much.
07:13Answer the question.
07:14Do you trust him?
07:17No.
07:18Exactly.
07:19He's dangerous.
07:20Look, Ruby's
07:21flipping out.
07:22I can't risk
07:23anything happening to her.
07:24Steph's on the edge
07:25of her breakdown
07:25and if the police
07:26start digging,
07:27which they will,
07:29then you,
07:29Chas, Aaron
07:30and John
07:31could all end up inside.
07:32He could tear our family
07:33apart like that.
07:35But if he's out of the way,
07:37it's problem solved.
07:39So what?
07:41Stab him,
07:42shoot him,
07:42strangle him?
07:43Don't take the mic.
07:43I'm not.
07:44I'm just trying to make you
07:44see how stupid this is.
07:46And you know it is.
07:48Look, I'll help you
07:49find a way to stop him
07:50but kill him.
07:51No.
07:51You still owe me one.
07:54I know I do.
07:56But not like this.
08:06She is 19 years old.
08:07I know.
08:09But you know,
08:09I basically let it happen
08:11under my roof.
08:12We do it under your roof.
08:14On the sofa,
08:16in the kitchen,
08:16on the stairs.
08:17All right.
08:18All right.
08:19It's not the same
08:20though, is it?
08:22I need to have a word
08:23with you.
08:23You watch the bar
08:24for a bit.
08:25Just,
08:26like a run-around of my life.
08:27Ruin it, more like.
08:29Oh, fine.
08:31So go on then,
08:31am I going to be
08:32expecting you
08:33rolling home drunk tonight?
08:34No,
08:35I'll have one more
08:35and then I'm done.
08:37Come on,
08:38cheer up.
08:38He's asked you to be
08:39best man,
08:40not most miserable man.
08:42You're Aaron's best man?
08:44Yeah.
08:45You look surprised.
08:47No,
08:47no,
08:48not at all.
08:48Just,
08:49er,
08:49don't let my son down
08:50because he deserves
08:50the best stag do ever.
08:53She sounds like John.
08:55They both start
08:56to sound the same.
08:56Just ignore them both.
08:58Hey,
08:59I've got faith in you, babe.
09:00Yeah.
09:05So,
09:05strippers.
09:06Oh,
09:07yeah.
09:07Yeah,
09:08write that down,
09:08Vic.
09:08Yeah,
09:09yes,
09:09please.
09:10Er,
09:10two firemen
09:11with really big hoses.
09:12Yes.
09:13Oh,
09:14no.
09:15Scratch that then.
09:16You're an idiot.
09:17Don't worry,
09:17we don't want strippers anyway.
09:19Right,
09:19we'll go to,
09:19er,
09:20Amsterdam.
09:21Well,
09:21you're not coming
09:22on the stag do,
09:22so.
09:23Right,
09:23fine,
09:23I'll go on his stag then.
09:24No,
09:24because mothers and mother-in-laws
09:26aren't invited.
09:27John,
09:27do you think that your mother-in-law
09:29from hell
09:29needs to go on the stag do?
09:32Er,
09:32erm,
09:33what?
09:34Look at his face,
09:36I'm only kidding.
09:37He's giving me no strippers anyway,
09:38so there's no point.
09:39Enjoy.
09:41Lemonade,
09:47please.
09:48Oh,
09:49I'm only gonna be a millionaire
09:50with that drink,
09:51am I?
09:52Well,
09:53Sam's giving me another
09:54dirt bike session later,
09:54I need to be focused.
09:56Oh,
09:56in that case,
09:57it's on the house.
09:57Because if I've got anything
09:58to do with this,
09:59you are gonna train like mad
10:00and wipe the floor with that cammy,
10:01do you hear me?
10:02You really don't like him,
10:03do you?
10:03Come on,
10:04do you?
10:04Hmm.
10:05Hmm.
10:05If you wanted to meet,
10:18at least be on time.
10:20I'm not gonna be a millionaire,
10:22but I'm gonna be a millionaire.
10:23Come on.
10:24Have a good day.
10:25Yeah.
10:25Come on.
10:26The End
10:56You idiot!
10:57Leave it!
10:58You could have killed me!
10:59Yeah that was the point
11:00I came here to hear you out, you said you wanted to talk
11:02I said when you were going to do something like this
11:04Just get yourself out of here
11:05Yeah, happy to
11:09This is not over
11:10I hope not
11:11Don't, just go
11:17You had a joke, do you know that?
11:19If I had stopped you, you'd be inside
11:22And then where would Ruby and Steph be, eh?
11:24Are you serious?
11:26What you've done is put our family in more danger
11:28He'll be driving straight to the police now
11:29Well if he does, it's on you
11:33Don't let work interfere with your shopping spree, Ben
11:35Okay, right, sorry
11:36What needs doing?
11:37Nothing, because I have done it all
11:40Great, well you go and have a nice little break
11:42And I'll take care of things from now on
11:46Why is Bob texting you that Cammy's back at the garage?
11:49Have you got Bob spying for you?
11:51No
11:52Don't lie to me
11:54What's he done now to get your knickers in a twist?
11:57Well, he's, he's very cheeky
12:00And he's having sex with Sarah in my house
12:02Oh, good God, sling him in jail
12:06Alright, I know it's not that bad
12:08I also know that it's a bad influence
12:11Is this not the same lad who offered to take the fall for Sarah?
12:16I think maybe you need to focus on her
12:18She is the one that's on the rob and locking poor Rodders in the back of a van
12:21Well I am worried about her
12:23And that is why I'm worried about him
12:25Is she happy?
12:26Oh, maybe
12:28I'll take that as a yes then
12:30Leave her be
12:33You know what, you're doing my head in
12:35I'm going on my break
12:36Well hang on a minute
12:37Why is she sobering in ten minutes?
12:39I don't go too far
12:40I need to see a guy about a dirt bike
12:44You've got enough stags here to start your own deer sanctuary
12:47What about you?
12:49Names, mates, numbers
12:51Well he's got me, hasn't he?
12:54And um, Aaron's family
12:56Well that doesn't count
12:57Anyone else?
12:58It's a joint stags
13:00They're all going to be there for both of us
13:02Right, well this is my round, yeah
13:04See him again?
13:05Yeah
13:06Ta
13:11I'll go through the list tonight and get rid of some of my names
13:14Are you sure?
13:15Yeah
13:16It's not really fair on it, is it?
13:17And just make sure that you don't tell him
13:19Are we not going to talk about the fact that it's weird that he doesn't have any mates?
13:22But how many have you got?
13:23That's a great point
13:27Hey
13:28You missed one
13:31Ooh, rough day
13:33Had a bit of a knock
13:35What do you mean a knock?
13:37Don't worry about it
13:38How was Billy after I left?
13:40Yeah, fine, I mean I've told him we need to talk about living arrangements
13:42And tell him the kids so he's going to be back any minute
13:44You made the right decision
13:46For you and for the kids
13:47Yeah
13:48Yeah
13:49If we're going to move forward we can't keep dragging up the past
13:52Got to break that cycle
13:54No matter how tough it is
13:57Wise words
13:59Good luck
14:06Do you want a brew?
14:07It's just to get this over with?
14:08Please don't tell me he's given up already
14:19Eh?
14:20No, he's gone for a waz
14:21Ah, is he any good?
14:23What, going to the toilet?
14:24No, he's quite good for a beginner
14:28Good, so he's not going to end up dead in a ditch
14:30Yeah, he's a natural
14:32Great, so the race is definitely on then
14:34Take that as a compliment
14:36Ha ha, well done you
14:37Hey, Sam's a good teacher
14:39Right, what's the first rule of dirt biking?
14:42Keep your mouth closed
14:43Exactly
14:44The only one eating dirt should be
14:46Cammy
14:47My guy
14:48Right, on your bike
14:53Start her up
14:58And make the first truck we win
15:00Eh?
15:01Bye-bye
15:05Oh, I meant to ask you
15:06How much am I getting for this?
15:08Well, if you can make sure Jake will win
15:09Do you get three beers?
15:11For a week?
15:12Make it two
15:14But no win, no beer
15:15OK?
15:19I think we say
15:21We're still friends
15:24And we'll still spend loads of time together
15:26If that's what you want
15:34Erm, I think we're gonna have to really look after Clemmie
15:36Especially
15:40But if we do this
15:42Properly
15:44They will understand Billy
15:49Yeah, I'm glad that they will
15:50Cos I don't
15:53Don't get any of this
15:54Please don't do this
15:55Don't
15:57Don't
15:58I know I wasn't perfect
15:59Like, can we not just at least talk about this?
16:01Like, we've
16:03We've been through too much to just throw it all away
16:09I wouldn't have done this
16:10If I wasn't
16:11Absolutely sure
16:15Yeah, okay
16:18I'll find somewhere else to live then
16:21Probably for the best
16:22For the best
16:24For the kids
16:25For me
16:28Just one thing
16:32I move out
16:33I, I, I, I wanna see the kids
16:35Like, like a lot
16:38Of course
16:40They're gonna wanna see you
16:42Billy
16:43You're never gonna stop being in their lives
16:49Anything else?
16:51I think we should swerve the egg hunt
16:57I think we should swerve the egg hunt
17:02Just this year
17:05Okay
17:06Go-karting?
17:07No, I've already been
17:10Zorby
17:12I'm not throwing myself down some hill at a massive rubber ball
17:26But you can't keep poo-pooing all our ideas
17:28So then come up with some good ones
17:29And we'll agree with them, won't we?
17:30John
17:31Yeah, I'll do whatever
17:32Just
17:34Do you know what?
17:35Why are we even asking them?
17:37You're the best man
17:38I'm best woman
17:39We decide
17:40No argument
17:41Mouth suits
17:42I'm gonna get some more drinks
17:43Thanks
17:48Is Gran not around?
17:49No, she finished a while ago
17:50Oh, great
17:51We'll stay then
17:52Cheeky
17:53Although you might have to go on a charm offensive
17:55If this is serious
17:58Yeah, I'll win around
17:59No worries
18:01I've got serious frizz
18:02Wow, confident
18:03I like it
18:04Drinks?
18:05Erm, two orange juices please
18:07Look, maybe it would be a good idea if you can prove to my Gran that she can trust you
18:10You've changed your tune
18:12Before you were all
18:13Talk to the hand, Granny
18:14I know, but life would be so much easier if she liked you
18:16And
18:17She can hold a serious grudge
18:19Yeah, well, I was serious about winning a round
18:21Cos I'm serious about you
18:24John's still on the phone, right?
18:26Erm, yeah, I think so
18:27Good, that gives me time
18:29Time for what?
18:30I'm gonna email his old platoon
18:32See if I can find his mates
18:34Roger
18:35Right, the mum's gonna bring the drinks over
18:38What you did on that?
18:39None of your business
18:41Did you
18:42Really not nominate him?
18:44No, did I, Eric?
18:46He was one of his mad patients who loved his bedside manner
19:02Hello
19:04Yep, this is him
19:06Mm-hmm
19:09Well, that's...
19:10That's great
19:12So...
19:13So when do they announce the winner?
19:16Well, that's soon
19:18Well, I might have to come along to the ceremony
19:20I'd love to see him win
19:23Yeah, yeah
19:25Yeah, well, erm
19:27Since we last spoke, he's saved another life
19:30Mm-hmm
19:31Yeah, a medical student actually called Jacob Gallagher
19:35Gallagher
19:37Gallagher, yeah
19:38Yeah, that's why I rang earlier, er
19:40I thought you might want to know
19:42Just in case it helps him win
19:43Ha, ha, ha
19:45Listen, erm
19:49John won't know who I nominated him
19:51Will he?
19:53Spotlight should be on his heroics, not on me
19:58Great
19:59I take it your day hasn't improved
20:06Well, nor is mine
20:08I have been going over and over this in my head
20:12Is Joe definitely going to keep quiet?
20:16Who knows?
20:19I suppose you've told her everything
20:21If you come anywhere near my family again
20:23You will be looking for more than a new kidney
20:24Have you got some sort of death wish turning up here again?
20:27You couldn't even manage to bump me off
20:28So no, I don't think so
20:30You didn't
20:32Well, you did
20:33You did
20:34Bless him
20:35It was actually his brother who got involved
20:36And stopped him
20:38I'm starting to wonder
20:39Whether
20:40You did even kill Anthony
20:41Because you're not very good at it
20:42Cain will not be there
20:43I'll say to you next time
20:45Do you wanna know what our problem is?
20:47Well, go on
20:48Bet this is gonna be good
20:49Bet this is gonna be good
20:51We're too similar
20:53I mean
20:54We both like being in charge
20:56We're both survivors
20:57Okay, let me stop you there
21:01We are not the same
21:03Because I've got something that you haven't
21:05A big hole where your kidney should be
21:06I've got a family
21:08You see, everything that I do
21:10I do for them
21:11Everything that you do
21:13You do for yourself
21:16So don't you ever
21:17EVER
21:18Compare us again
21:21The door's there, posh boy
21:26But we're not really finished though, are we?
21:27I think it's fair to say
21:28That this truce of ours is well and truly off the table
21:31You going to the police?
21:32No
21:33No, neither of us are that stupid, are we?
21:36But we have started something
21:38And we do have to finish it
21:40Well, I'm ready
21:41You'll never be ready
21:42You'll never be ready