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00:00I'm gonna win Titan Space!
00:08The time has come to unleash my most diabolical invention!
00:14The ultra-mega-super-awesome-really-quite-nasty space laser.
00:19Aw, you like the nasty space laser, don't you, Mittens?
00:25Computer! Activate Operation Antarctic Annihilation.
00:35Prepare to be pulverized, Poe.
00:39New target acquired.
00:42But that's here. What on earth? Mittens?
00:48What are you doing? Mittens! Now! Bad kitty!
00:55Mittens!
01:08What? What? Sorry, Alex.
01:10You know I love your puppy dog eyes, but we just can't have a puppy dog.
01:15Oh, but look at him. How can you say no to such a cutie McSweetie?
01:20Ugh, he looks like Fleazy McSlobbery.
01:23I think it'd be nice to have a pet, but there'd be no one to take care of it when we're out on missions.
01:28Very well. I'm afraid you leave me no other choice.
01:31Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
01:34Sorry, Sam. Those aren't for you. They are for... the shadow.
01:42The who? That's just it. I've never met him.
01:46He orders online, I put the drinks down, and as soon as I turn my back...
01:52Whoosh! They disappear.
01:55Whoa!
01:56Whoa!
02:01Whoa!
02:02Whoa!
02:03Whoa!
02:05Hmm.
02:06Whoa!
02:07Whoa!
02:09Whoa!
02:10You whoop your drink orders?
02:12Well, I do prefer my bubbles fresh, but I'm afraid you're here on an even more important matter.
02:22Over the past several weeks, Whoop has received reports of villains vanishing in their own lairs.
02:28We believe that an evil mastermind may be villain-napping them, so to speak.
02:33Okay, so less villains. Uh, that's a good thing, right?
02:38That depends on what this mastermind is planning.
02:41Your mission is to locate and interrogate the villain-napper.
02:44I suggest you kick off your search in the inventor's lair.
02:47Half of it has just disappeared, and not because of the volcano.
02:52You got it, Jerzy.
02:54Please, never call us that again.
02:58Now, as for your gadgets...
03:00Is my bubble tea here?
03:04Hmm.
03:05I thought that was an extra...
03:08Don't worry, Tobes. I'll bring you a new one when we come back.
03:11Well, someone's getting the good gadgets.
03:15Hmm.
03:16Uh, these are ultra-sensitive motion-detecting hair clips.
03:19I made them match your eyes.
03:20Wow!
03:21Sam, this is an electromagnetic curling wand.
03:24And Alex, you're getting the infinitely extendable back-scratcher.
03:29Mm.
03:30Off you trot, spies.
03:31And don't forget your life jackets.
03:34Life jackets?
03:35Why do we need...
03:36Whoa!
03:37Whoa!
03:38Whoa!
03:39Whoa!
03:41Never mind.
03:47There it is!
03:51Hmm, why can't these bad guys ever build their lairs someplace nice?
03:55That's nice!
03:57.
04:02.
04:07.
04:11.
04:14.
04:15.
04:16.
04:17.
04:21Come on, let's go.
04:43I'm picking up some strange frequencies.
04:48What was that?
04:51My hair clips will sniff it out.
04:57There!
05:01Careful, Alex.
05:02It could be anything down there.
05:04I got this.
05:07Alex!
05:08What is it?
05:12It's...
05:13It's...
05:14Oh, it's Kitten.
05:17They must have been abandoned here.
05:19Oh, you little cuties.
05:22They're evil.
05:23What?
05:24Anything that adorable has got to be hiding something.
05:27Sam, scan these suspects for evil, please.
05:30That's not a thing.
05:31But I can test their organic makeup.
05:33Well, they're not robots or aliens.
05:38Just three normal cats.
05:40Normal?
05:41They're not normal.
05:43They're the schmooziest, cutiest, footsiest, foofy-floofies ever.
05:48Don't worry, meowy missy.
05:50The mittens, you're coming with me.
05:52To the animal shelter?
05:54Oh!
05:55Okay, okay.
05:56Leave some oxygen for the rest of us.
05:58I guess they could stay with us for a little while.
06:01Uh, fine.
06:02But remember, furballs, I got my eye on you.
06:15Hmm.
06:17Hello?
06:18Is anyone going to say anything about my new sweater?
06:22I'm distressed it might be too distressed.
06:24Sorry, Clover.
06:26I have to finish analyzing this frequency.
06:28Oh.
06:28Oh, so cute.
06:34Finally, sweet validation.
06:37They're totally adorbs.
06:39Look at this one with his widdle pawpaw.
06:43Uh, hello.
06:44They're not adorbs.
06:45They're probably evil.
06:47And can everyone stop saying widdle?
06:49Oh, is someone a widdle jealous?
06:54Uh, me?
06:56Jealous?
06:57Ha, tell her, Alex.
07:00Whoa.
07:01I am not jealous.
07:04I have a sweater, people.
07:06Aw.
07:08Ugh, whatever.
07:10Hey.
07:15Bye-bye, losers.
07:17Oh.
07:27Aw.
07:34Oh.
07:37Hmm?
07:37Hmm?
07:38Hmm.
07:39Let's go.
08:09Hey!
08:11You are evil!
08:14Alex, Sam, guess who was totally right?
08:19Ha!
08:20You furballs think you have a chance against a trained super spy?
08:26Ow!
08:28Okay, wasn't expecting that.
08:32Get off of me!
08:41You ripped my rub!
08:47That's it!
08:50Cuddle time is over!
08:52Ah!
08:53Ah!
08:54Ah!
08:55Ah!
08:56Ah!
08:57Ah!
08:59Ah!
09:00You have gadgets?
09:05Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:08I should have so said yes to that puppy.
09:14Ah!
09:15Ow!
09:16Ah!
09:17Ah!
09:18Do pardon the hospitality, but I'm afraid you're getting awfully close to the truth.
09:33Who are you?
09:35The name is Empress Cleocatra, but feel free to call me Empress.
09:41Hmm.
09:42Huh?
09:43Welcome home, my darling.
09:46Is that a cat remote?
09:52Brilliant, isn't it?
09:58Ah!
09:59The cat remote?
10:00Brilliant, isn't it?
10:01melhor loved it.
10:02Cats you see.
10:03Ah!
10:04Make the PRRRRRретfect spies!
10:06Villains have cats, presidents have cats.
10:09And of course, the Internet is entirely dominated by cats.
10:13Eh!
10:14What about Fluffy Puff, the dancing hamster?
10:17Silence!
10:18I can control any feline on Earth,
10:21and she who controls the pets controls their owners.
10:25And if they resist, you catnap them.
10:28And they say good help is hard to find.
10:37Now all I need to do is infer-trate whoop,
10:41and I'll become the greatest villain in history.
10:45Okay, that's way too many puns.
10:49And also, you'll never even find whoop.
10:52I don't need to find it, dearie.
10:55My kitten minions will be taken to it.
10:58As if.
11:06Guess who's coming to work with Mommy?
11:09You sweet Fluffin' Muffin.
11:11Fluffin' Muffin'.
11:12We wouldn't have to go to work if your Fluffin' Muffins
11:15hadn't broken my calm powder.
11:18Aw, my cutesy pushed it a bad, bad, didn't they?
11:22This is serious, Alex.
11:24I needed my calm powder to figure out that frequency.
11:26Now we have to whoop over to whoop instead.
11:28I know it's serious.
11:30Look! I made them with our seat belts.
11:33We should get going. Where's Clover?
11:35Me-go-mall-Clover.
11:41Uh, when did Clover start writing in crayon?
11:44Well, we can't wait. Prepare for emergency whooping.
11:54Oh, good thing you're here, spies.
11:56Apparently, three more villains have gone missing.
11:59The situation could not be more dire.
12:02Look at these little munchkins.
12:05I'm going to snuggie-wuzzer you all day long.
12:12We'd better crack this thing fast.
12:17There's that frequency again.
12:21It was in the inventor's lair, too.
12:23Huh. Looks a little like a mind control signal.
12:26I thought about that, but these kilohertz,
12:28they're way past what a human could hear.
12:31Hmm.
12:36Hold on.
12:41Jerry, Alex, step away from those kittens.
12:43Ha, I knew Sam would figure it out.
12:46Hmm, I suppose I'll have to alter my plans.
12:52Looks like Whoop is about to go, Cat Put.
12:57Hold your kittens, Cleo.
13:01Cyberjack?
13:02I gave you my mind control tack so that you could find Whoop,
13:06not so that you could destroy it.
13:08Cyberjack, pussycat.
13:11Surely you realize this opportunity is too perfect to pass up.
13:17Ugh, with the cat puns already.
13:20Leave Whoop to me.
13:22No, I'm going to blow Whoop up.
13:26And when I do, every villain on this planet will know that I am the Kitty Supreme.
13:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:39Oh, shoot.
13:40Farewell, Whoop.
13:43What?
13:51These cats are dangerous.
13:54Dangerous? These meowing mousers?
13:58Oh, my.
13:59Seriously?
14:01I'm beginning to see your point.
14:07Missy, meowy, mittens.
14:09You don't want to do this.
14:11It's no use, Alex.
14:12They're being mind-controlled.
14:14The important thing is that we keep them isolated inside this lab.
14:19Anyone for bubbles?
14:22Trat.
14:24Uh-oh.
14:30Farewell.
14:31What? Maybe I can't stop you myself, you flea-ridden loser.
14:35But I do know someone who can.
14:38Ha-ha-ha.
14:42Huh?
14:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
14:45No one can stop me, meow.
14:47I said, no more cat puns.
14:52Ever heard of the wind tunnel hairdo?
14:54Whoa-hoo-hoo-hoo!
15:09They're headed for the geocall.
15:11The what?
15:12There's no time to explain.
15:14Well, I suppose we have a little time to explain.
15:28The geocall powers every whoop hub all around the world.
15:31It's kind of like our engine.
15:33Except, you know, huge.
15:35But why would the kittens go there?
15:37Because if they destroy the hub, it will be the end of whoop world.
15:41Not to worry, though.
15:42The geocall is protected by our top people.
15:45Oh, we're toast.
15:57Give it up, empress.
16:08Give it up?
16:09But I've already won.
16:10In three minutes, your whoop is gonna go boom.
16:21And there's nothing you or your friends can do about it.
16:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
16:27Stay away from that.
16:29I suppose you can have the cats open the chamber from the inside.
16:34Oh, good idea.
16:36Thanks, supervillain.
16:37Easy peasy.
16:49Let me see now.
16:57That looks right.
16:58Take that.
17:05This is so neat.
17:07Wait, can I make them do the cha-cha?
17:18This is so going to break the internet.
17:23Hey, I was playing with that.
17:26Oh, gross.
17:38Oh, gross.
17:42Try reprogramming my kittens now, you mangy mutt.
17:47Oh, gross.
17:48Oh.
17:49Oh.
18:03Danger.
18:04Danger.
18:04Danger.
18:05Two minutes to geocore overload.
18:06Tobey, see if you can find a way to stop that frequency.
18:12Spies, let's show these felines who's boss.
18:15Hm.
18:22Come on, kitties.
18:23I know you're not like that on the inside.
18:25It's the outside we need to worry about.
18:27Let's go.
18:29I know you're not like that.
18:30You're not like that.
18:31Yeah.
18:32Oh.
18:33Oh.
18:33Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:37Ah.
18:38Oh.
18:39Oh.
18:40Oh.
18:43Oh.
18:45Oh.
18:46Oh.
18:46Oh.
18:47Oh.
18:47Oh.
18:48Oh.
18:50Oh.
18:50Oh.
18:51Oh.
18:52Oh.
18:53Oh.
18:57That was my favorite tie.
19:05You have other ties?
19:12Alex, get to the controls.
19:14I'll cover you with my curling wand.
19:27Gotcha!
19:34Hair balls!
19:38Toby, how are we doing on that frequency?
19:42Almost got it!
19:44Core overload in 30 seconds.
19:49Alex, you have to abort that overload.
19:52Let's get out of here.
19:54Alex, you have to abort that overload.
19:57On it.
19:58Whoa!
20:08Aw, does someone need a scratchy scratch?
20:11Alex, no!
20:12He's just trying to distract you.
20:17Here you go.
20:18I got just the thing.
20:22Yeah!
20:23Oh, you're a weirdo-foochie-smoochie.
20:25Three, two, one.
20:28Overload.
20:29Abandon.
20:34Sorry, Mittens.
20:35But I'm a spy first and a cat person second.
20:40Well done, Cherry.
20:45Frequency jammed.
20:47Um, you do remember that you were trying to blow us up a second ago?
20:58Snuggle party!
21:00That'll teach them about messing with claw enforcement.
21:12Tell me I didn't just say that.
21:14Hey.
21:15Um, I'm sorry I said you were jealous of the cats.
21:18Oh, maybe I was a little.
21:20Are you okay with them staying at Whoop?
21:22It's the best thing for them.
21:24And Xur said I couldn't come visit any time.
21:26Who'd have thought Whoop had a spy training program for cats?
21:33Aww!
21:34Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm.