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00:00We gotta win!
00:00Titan Space!
00:30That's what happens to anyone who gets in the way of Clementine Pepperdine the second.
00:46Oh, isn't it the most adorable thing you've ever seen?
00:51Um, are we looking at the same thing?
00:54Ew, you know we can pay someone to get rid of that.
00:57Who would ever exterminate Fifi?
01:00Fifi, you sound like it's your pet.
01:03Nothing weird about that. Lots of people get spiders as pets.
01:06They also get bunnies. Why don't you?
01:09Because I'm studying Fifi for my environmental major.
01:12Trying to understand her behavior.
01:14I got your answer. It's rude much?
01:16Aw, Fifi likes you, Clover.
01:20The feeling is so not mutual. Get it off. Get it off.
01:25It's a good thing you're not afraid of spiders, Clo.
01:28Hello? Let's pop Fifi back in her terrarium while we still have an apartment.
01:33Right, Alex?
01:33What's wrong, Clover?
01:47Huh?
01:47You look like you sat on a pile of fire ants.
01:50No! Spiders!
01:53Alex!
01:55Okay, spies, listen up.
01:58Trees and forests are disappearing at a Canadian nature reserve.
02:02It's like someone is stealing the land.
02:04Whoa!
02:05So what's so steal-worthy about this location?
02:07Is it insect-free?
02:08Well, gold was mined there over a hundred years ago.
02:13But to protect the land, mining was made illegal.
02:16Illegal, huh?
02:18Since when has that ever stopped a baddie?
02:20Exactly.
02:21Your mission is to identify the land stealer and stop them.
02:25And what better way to go undercover in the wilderness?
02:28As groundbreaking geologists on the cutting edge of science?
02:31Trailblazing safari explorers, daredevil fashionista survivalists?
02:37No, no, and no.
02:39You're going in as camp counselors at the Preservation's Camp Wildchild.
02:43Aww.
02:44I love camping.
02:47No, thank you.
02:49Can we at least go glamping?
02:51More fun, less creepy crawlies.
02:55Fine.
02:56But can Toby set me up with my own tent that, you know, makes itself?
02:59Sorry, Clover.
03:02No can-do on that tent.
03:03But I do have a multifunction smash-proof infrared compass,
03:08complete with lasso and zipline.
03:11Sweet!
03:12Lasso-tastic!
03:14A baseball cap with a BIP, built-in parachute.
03:18And a wildlife safety book.
03:21Sometimes you just gotta throw the book.
03:25Moving swiftly on,
03:27I also upgraded the digi-gloves on your spy suits.
03:30Whoa!
03:31A holographic GPS interface?
03:34Super impressive guidance system.
03:36Ahem.
03:37My own guidance system is even more impressive.
03:40See how it's guiding you to Canada?
03:43Whoa!
03:44Sorry.
03:46Couldn't resist.
03:46Oh no, this is a disaster.
03:54What's wrong?
03:55Our undercover camp counselor uniforms are hideous.
03:59Who needs gadgets when fashion like this will repel anybody?
04:02Strike that, anybody, away.
04:05Hey, at least it helped you forget there's a spider loose in our apartments.
04:09Hello there.
04:15Don't you all look swell in those uniforms?
04:18I'm Betsy Burns, head of camp wild child.
04:22Oh my, we are all going to have a peachy keen time this week.
04:28Kids, let's give our new counselors a wild child welcome.
04:33Hiya, look it.
04:37I only need one more badge to complete the set.
04:40The badge for seeing an exotic animal.
04:44This is Sanaya.
04:45Her unbridled enthusiasm is infectious.
04:49Can we go look for one now?
04:50Now, now?
04:51And I hope we see some spiders.
04:54Did you say spiders?
04:56Yes, yes, yes.
04:57I love spiders.
04:58Want to see my collection?
05:00Yes!
05:01Great, now we get it in stereo.
05:08Kids, today you'll explore the woods on the southeast perimeter of the campground.
05:14Let's go, let's go, let's go!
05:16Ow-woo!
05:17Ow-woo!
05:20Uh, would it be okay to explore the northwest perimeter this way?
05:26There's nothing to see there.
05:28What about the old gold mine?
05:30Closed for generations.
05:32Better hurry along.
05:34We don't want any of those little angels getting lost, do we?
05:40You can resume drilling.
05:43But I'm keeping my eye on the new counselors.
05:46If they start meddling, they'll be very sorry.
05:49Company, hold!
06:03No more Betsy in view.
06:05About face, forward, march!
06:08Hold it!
06:09We were told not to go this way.
06:12Do you always do everything you're told?
06:14Yes, that's how I got my always-doing-everything-I'm-tall-with badge.
06:19Then, I'm telling you all to run ahead and identify at least ten species of, uh, of wildflowers.
06:27Uh, there may be a badge in it for you.
06:29Come on, you guys, go!
06:31Let's go!
06:32Come on!
06:32Stay within howling distance!
06:36I feel kind of bad going against Betsy's orders.
06:39She's one of the nicest people I've ever met.
06:42I know.
06:43But it's the only way we can dig up the dirt on who's behind these land baths.
06:46Bingo.
06:55It's loaded with gold.
06:57But why leave it here unguarded?
07:00What the...
07:01I don't think they did.
07:06What is with all the bugs today?
07:09Okay, I got this.
07:11Just gotta show it who's boss and stare it down.
07:13Maybe it only works with bears.
07:23Or maybe it just needs a more friendly approach.
07:26Hi there!
07:28I guess Toby didn't mean literally throw the book.
07:36Uh-huh.
07:37Guess he did.
07:43Now that is some wildlife safety bug.
07:50Uh-oh.
07:51That bug's bark is worse than its bite.
07:56Oh!
07:58I got this.
08:00You just gotta show it who's boss and stare it down.
08:03But we tried that.
08:04Told ya.
08:09Betsy, that was amazing.
08:12Hey, Betsy.
08:14You don't seem surprised to see giant insects.
08:16Giant?
08:17That little thing?
08:18I see all size of critters in this forest.
08:21But I don't see many noisy books.
08:24Oh!
08:25Uh, it's one of those new high-tech, um, pop-up books.
08:28Yeah, we heard bugs really respond to...
08:31Being read to.
08:32I gotta say, that sounds like total good sense.
08:37Now let's get those kiddos back for dinner.
08:39All clear.
08:52Mission time.
08:53We got this.
08:58Freeze!
08:59Hold it right there.
09:01You three don't want to miss tonight's campfire stories, do you?
09:05Ugh.
09:07I've heard our new camp counselors know some real humdingers.
09:11Have fun!
09:13I love, love, love stories!
09:16Tell us, tell us, tell us!
09:17What do we do?
09:19We can't sit here yakking all night.
09:21Relax.
09:22We just need to speed along bedtime.
09:24And I think I know how.
09:27Local legends say
09:29a savage half-dragon, half-rat creature
09:32still stalks this wilderness.
09:35What's its name?
09:36Tell me, tell me, tell me!
09:37Uh, the...
09:39Balazaki!
09:41Ahem.
09:42Years ago,
09:43ten-year-old campers refused to go to bed after dark.
09:47The legend says
09:48the Balazaki battle cry
09:50was the last sound they heard
09:52before disappearing forever!
09:59Too much?
10:03Can't argue with the results.
10:07Everyone's tucked up for the night.
10:09Let's go.
10:10Oh, no!
10:11Zania snuck out of her tent.
10:13Denotes saying she's going to earn
10:14her exotic animal badge
10:16by finding the Balazaki.
10:17We better make sure she's okay.
10:19And we'd better do it
10:20before Burns discovers she's missing.
10:24Time to test out
10:25Toby's new upgraded GPS.
10:27And a little addition I made
10:29to Zania's happy helper badge.
10:32You get the Big Brains badge today.
10:34We've got trouble coming your way.
10:43We've lost signal.
10:44Look!
10:45There are Zania's tracks.
10:47How can you tell?
10:48Are they way more enthusiastic
10:49than normal tracks?
10:50Oh, no!
10:52Look out!
10:55Whoa!
10:56Whoa!
10:56Who tried to hurt us with a tree?
11:00A grumpy, vindictive squirrel?
11:02Wait a minute.
11:04This tree isn't even a tree.
11:05It's a giant cornstalk.
11:07Wow, beyond cute!
11:10And look at the size of the sow bug that's munching on it.
11:13Giant ants, giant cornstalks,
11:16and now a giant sow bug.
11:19What's next?
11:22When are you gonna learn not to ask that question?
11:25Run!
11:37I can't let this super cute sow bug get splushed!
11:44Luxy-daisy!
11:47Woo-hoo! Let's roll!
11:58Tomato sauce?
12:00The boulders were massive tomatoes!
12:02More giant veggies!
12:04What is going on?
12:06I have no idea.
12:08But that was some ride!
12:10I can't wait to show this sow bug to Sanaya!
12:13Yikes! Sanaya's still missing!
12:16Uh-oh.
12:17That's really not good.
12:18Don't worry. We'll find her.
12:20I wasn't talking about Sanaya!
12:22I was talking about them!
12:24Oh-oh!
12:25That's a great Thanks!
12:26Oh-oh!
12:27Oh-oh!
12:31Oh-oh!
12:32Oh-oh!
12:33Oh-oh!
12:34That's it!
12:35Oh-oh!
12:37Groover! That's Alex's cap!
12:44Help! Help!
12:47Sanaya, hang on!
12:50That's exactly what I'm doing!
12:54Are you okay?
13:07That was so awesome!
13:09Where'd you get those cool calves?
13:11Where? Where? Where?
13:13Awoooo!
13:24Uh-oh, I don't think they like the wild child welcome!
13:33Keep back, Sanaya!
13:35Awoooo! Sanaya!
13:37Don't worry, I've got your back!
13:48I got a bat! For defense!
13:51Oh no!
13:54I got her!
13:57Hm?
13:59Huh?
14:09There you go, buddy!
14:15Is that a giant runner bean?
14:19Go check it out, Joanie!
14:22Oh!
14:23Yeah!
14:24The next time we're surrounded by totally mean guards and you want to help?
14:28Don't!
14:29Don't!
14:31Hm.
14:33Okay, bungee belt, time to do your thing!
14:39Everything okie-dokie, Alex?
14:41What an interesting outfit!
14:44Uh, yeah!
14:45It lets me sneak up on After Dark Critters!
14:50Oh!
14:51What a rude machine!
14:53Is it yours?
14:54No!
14:55I mean...
14:57Yes.
14:58More importantly, there's a bunch of gold-digging critters down there and they've got my friends!
15:02Look!
15:04What?
15:06No!
15:07How dare they!
15:08Digging for gold in this beautiful forest?
15:11And is that...
15:13Sanaya?
15:14Oh yeah...
15:16About that...
15:17I have an idea!
15:18I'll help lower you down on this super long vine so you can sneak up and free your friends!
15:24Yay!
15:25I love it because...
15:27I'm all out of ideas!
15:29Ah!
15:33We can't let them see Alex!
15:34No problem!
15:35I'm an expert at distracting guards!
15:38So...
15:39You guys ever get bored on duty?
15:41You know...
15:42Want a coffee break?
15:48What?
15:50Betsy, no!
15:51Stop calling me Betsy!
15:53I'm billionaire industrialist Clementine Pepperdine II!
15:59Hey! Look!
16:00It's Alex!
16:01Coming to rescue us!
16:05What was that?
16:06Alex!
16:08The Balazaki monster!
16:11The monster?
16:12Where?
16:20That's its battle cry!
16:21The last sound anyone ever hears!
16:23You've got to release this!
16:25It feeds on nervous people!
16:29Especially nervous guards!
16:35Come on little buddy!
16:38You all deserve badges for that performance!
16:40And so does Betsy Burns for being the biggest fake ever!
16:45Huh?
16:47She is our land stealing baddie!
16:50What?
16:51I don't believe it!
16:52No!
16:57Whoa!
16:58Nearly squashed by a squash?
16:59Okay!
17:00We believe it!
17:02No one ruins my plans!
17:04Not you!
17:05Or the one you're spying for!
17:07I know you're working for my nemesis, the Queen of Salads!
17:17Leading purveyor of pre-packaged salads and salad condiments!
17:23She definitely seems to be one stock shy of a cornfield!
17:27The Queen of Salads won't stop me from creating the biggest and best vegetables!
17:32Now those vegetables will spell your doom!
17:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
17:40Let's get out of here before we become ratatouillies!
18:00Wowee!
18:01How many badges do I need to score one of these jetpacks?
18:03Stay here, Sanaya!
18:06We've got a veggie criminal to catch!
18:12Awoo!
18:13Whooo!
18:14Ha ha ha ha!
18:15Whooo!
18:16Whooo!
18:17Whooo!
18:18Whooo!
18:19Gotcha!
18:20Ha!
18:21Whooo!
18:22Whoa!
18:23Bam!
18:24Whooo!
18:26Let's play this, by the book!
18:36Whooo!
18:37Whooo!
18:38Whooo!
18:39Mike!
18:40Booo!
18:41Sorry we had to throw the book at you, Betsy.
19:04Come on, let's go move it.
19:15So if you weren't stealing gold, what were you stealing?
19:18The real treasure of this forest, it's precious potash.
19:23Ah, potato, potato, potash?
19:28Of course, the best food fertilizer.
19:31Even some of the finest in the world is right here.
19:34But it's illegal to dig it out.
19:35So you started a whole summer camp just to do some illegal gardening?
19:40That is bad, bad, bad!
19:44You're a very unusual person, you know that?
19:47Mock all you want, but my passion has made me a major player in the ultra-competitive
19:52world of professional vegetable growing.
19:55Now I'll finally beat your boss, the queen of salads.
20:00Just go with it.
20:01You just missed one thing.
20:04You can't mess with nature without payback.
20:06My vegetables!
20:08The queen of salads will beat me again!
20:11No, no, no!
20:16So what happens with all those big bugs?
20:26Huh, huh, huh?
20:27We are working on a harmless antidote to restore the insects to their natural sizes.
20:32You know, I think all these giant bugs have helped me conquer my fear of regular-sized spiders.
20:37That's great!
20:38But that still leaves one question.
20:40Without Betsy Burns, who's going to run Camp Wildchild?
20:44Hello!
20:45I'm Jerry, and I'm your new temporary head of camp!
20:50Hi, Jerry!
20:51A-woo!
20:52A-woo!
20:53A-woo!
20:54A-woo!
20:55Indeed!
20:56A-woo!
21:09A-woo!
21:10A-woo!
21:11Where are you?
21:12Come out with all eight of your hands up!
21:17A-woo!
21:18Oh, no! Somehow, Phoebe's turned giant, too!
21:25Phew! I thought we were in big trouble.
21:30Oh, cute! Look! Phoebe's a mama!