Plead The Fifth 5-11-20 Meredith
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00:00Meredith is bopping her way up to the stand.
00:03This could be my last one.
00:04This could be because, I mean, we're talking June 5th would be like your due date.
00:11Yes.
00:12And that means that you would be three weeks away from that.
00:16Mm-hmm.
00:16Wow.
00:18Yeah, nine months pregnant.
00:19It goes down.
00:2028 days, 27 days away.
00:22It could happen today.
00:24It could.
00:24Yeah, in essence, it could.
00:26Like, your water could break right now, and you'd be like, oh, my God, guys.
00:28Absolutely, it could.
00:29And then we'd freak out and grab the hand sanitizer.
00:31I'd be like, what's the plan again?
00:34I forget.
00:35All right, so we got three questions that come from the room.
00:38Three questions come from the audience.
00:40She gets a pass and a boomerang to use as well.
00:43We go clockwise, so I am first.
00:46Hmm.
00:47Hmm.
00:48Saying it's last makes me, like, scroll a bit.
00:51Yeah.
00:51I got a couple pages of questions.
00:53Wow, really?
00:54Not a couple.
00:54Yeah, a couple pages.
00:56I mean, a couple of entries, I should say.
00:58Okay, I enter stuff about her all the time.
01:00Let's see.
01:02Meredith.
01:02Yes, sir.
01:08Keep scrolling.
01:09If you had to use a movie or a song title to describe Anthony in the bedroom, what would
01:21that song or movie title be?
01:24Oh, Lord.
01:25Let's see here.
01:31Especially nowadays, it'd be like, let's get it on.
01:36Let's get it on.
01:37That's the first thing that popped into my head.
01:40Meaning he likes to get it on?
01:41Let's get it on is a sexual song.
01:43Meaning he's very sexual?
01:46All right, I'm going to scrap that.
01:47I'm going to pick a ludicrous song that's called Move, Bitch, Get Out the Way.
01:52Oh, he don't want none.
01:55He don't want nothing to do with the belly.
01:57All I see is like a pass.
01:59The hit go pass.
02:01But I empathize with him during this as well because, you know, it's not very sexy for some
02:09men.
02:09Oh, it's absolutely sexy.
02:10To see their wife's body as big as mine.
02:15He did it.
02:15At nine months pregnant.
02:16It's from him.
02:17So I understand.
02:19Men like it.
02:20I'm not mad about it.
02:21But he, yeah, he's like, move, get out the way.
02:24Oh.
02:24That would be the title of Our Sex Life.
02:27Okay.
02:27All right.
02:28All right, Meredith.
02:28One thing that we all know about you dealing with Aubrey is you're very cautious about who
02:35watches your daughter.
02:36Yes.
02:37As you should be.
02:38What was the time when you were the most nervous and what happened leaving Aubrey with
02:44a babysitter, with the grandparents, with Nana them?
02:47Who was the most nervous babysitter?
02:49What was like an incident that made you the most nervous?
02:52Has there been any incidents?
02:54Yeah, there's definitely been an incident or two.
02:55It was probably when there was an emergency and we had to call on his brothers last second.
03:03And his brothers, he has two brothers and they're in their early 20s.
03:08Okay.
03:09And they had to watch Aubrey?
03:12And they haven't been around, like, little babies, I would say alone, and nevertheless,
03:19like a little girl.
03:20And I think Aubrey was potty training at that time.
03:23And it was just, you know, that situation can get a little messy in itself.
03:26So I believe that there was an emergency and we called them normally.
03:30We would call, of course, a grandmother or something like that.
03:33But anyway, so they came over and they had a great time, but I was very nervous about
03:38it just because, you know.
03:39Yeah, I don't think you want them having a great time.
03:41Like the two 20-year-olds?
03:42I think I want you to have the most boring time ever.
03:45That's all I want from you.
03:46She slept, we watched TV.
03:47Yeah, that's it.
03:48That's it.
03:49They played with her.
03:50They had the best time ever.
03:51They said the potty thing was, like, really kind of weird for them, but they got over it.
03:54Wow.
03:55All right, all right, let's see.
03:56You got three in the room.
03:58Last one.
03:59Meredith, how many men could you have seen yourself have a future with, but you messed it up?
04:11I messed it up.
04:12All of them?
04:13No, do you have to keep it 100?
04:16Like, not them messing it up.
04:19We've heard all about the guys that have made mistakes.
04:21Yes, but how many men in your whole date-nology did you see a future with?
04:29You could have seen a future with, but you jacked it up.
04:34Okay.
04:35Because you've been known to jack some things up.
04:36That is not true, first of all.
04:39We never hear about it.
04:40We never hear about it.
04:41We always hear about the dudes who messed up, so I'm like, yo, let's flip the script.
04:45Uh-huh.
04:46Mm-hmm.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Because I could have seen myself with probably one or two, but they ruined it.
04:52They ruined it for sure, 100%.
04:53So how many did you see that would have worked that you would have messed up?
04:56I mean, I'm definitely messed up one or two.
04:59I would say one.
05:00One?
05:01One, definitely.
05:01That was your fault?
05:02Yeah, that was probably my fault.
05:04What was the fault?
05:05What did you do?
05:06Um, just not trying as hard, just giving up, and then also just being kind of fed up and
05:13wanting to try other men.
05:15Oh, man.
05:15What?
05:17Wanting to try other men.
05:19Wanting to try other experiences, I should say.
05:21You can apologize.
05:22It's not too late.
05:23Yeah, you know, you can.
05:24You can apologize.
05:26Hey, Morty, I'm sorry.
05:28Yeah, just wanting to experience life at that moment.
05:32Um, so yeah, I would say I definitely messed it up because I was being selfish, but also
05:37I look back on it and it was the best decision I ever made because I got to experience life
05:41and now I don't miss out on those opportunities.
05:44We have a text out the 727.
05:45It says, Meredith, what do you miss most about life before having kids?
05:51And what do you worry about most with having two kids?
05:54Um, I miss just being able to have the freedom to go out with the girls or like to a concert.
06:02And just staying out all night and drinking and maybe if I want to hit up the club or
06:06something like that, just the freedom to go where I want to because now to leave the
06:10house is like it takes at least half an hour.
06:12And with two kids, I hear it's going to be like 45 minutes to an hour.
06:15It's just a pain.
06:16You can't just get up and go.
06:17And what do you worry about most was the second one?
06:19Uh, diseases, her immune system and the kids and constantly worrying about them.
06:25And if they're going to get sick in the middle of the night and not sleeping, it's just
06:28a constant worry.
06:29Now, and you also worried about the traveling of like your parents and people coming in
06:35and I know you guys have been worried about that too.
06:37Yeah.
06:37You know, that's something that's, that's scary.
06:40We're struggling with that right now.
06:41My mom wants to fly in to help take care of the new one.
06:43And I'm like not comfortable with it yet.
06:46And it's not for another three weeks, but I had to tell her no several times this weekend.
06:50And she's like, well, I can drive.
06:52And then she took it back.
06:53And your mom's a nurse.
06:55She is.
06:56You know, so she, so obviously she's knowledgeable about a lot of stuff.
06:59Right.
06:59But she's also a nurse and that kind of makes you nervous.
07:02She also doesn't want to miss out on the new baby.
07:04So.
07:05Wow.
07:05That's crazy.
07:06Uh, okay.
07:07Uh, let's see here.
07:08You got one.
07:09And I think, I don't know.
07:11I think we answered that one already.
07:12Uh, the one where they had to pick between you or I.
07:16Yeah.
07:16I think we've answered that before.
07:18Somehow.
07:19Some, I don't know if it's the exact same question, but it was something like that.
07:22Wasn't it?
07:23Yeah, I believe so.
07:24It said, Meredith has, does this sound familiar?
07:26If you went into labor right now and Anthony couldn't make it and you had to choose Orlando
07:30or myself to be in the delivery room, who would you choose?
07:33Have we asked you that before?
07:34No, you haven't.
07:35No, no.
07:36You guys haven't asked me that one.
07:37All right.
07:37Well, yeah.
07:37Answer that one there.
07:39All right.
07:39If you went into labor right now and Anthony couldn't get that.
07:42Right, right, right.
07:43And you had to choose somebody to be in the room with you between us two.
07:50Like, I mean, you know, none of us have been to your classes.
07:53Orlando's been through this twice, but Davi, I would say, since he's never been through
07:58it.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Yeah, don't pick me.
07:59He would just walk.
08:00I feel like he would just walk out.
08:02No, he wouldn't.
08:03He couldn't.
08:03No, no.
08:04You got, whoever it is, got to be in there to help you through.
08:06And you can't leave.
08:07You can't leave.
08:08If he's at the hospital, he can't come back in.
08:10And you got to sit there, and you're all close to everything.
08:13Well, the mature decision would be the man in the room that has had two kids.
08:16No, don't be mature.
08:17I'm just going to say Davi.
08:19Say Davi.
08:19Because I want to affect his life in the grossest way possible.
08:23You got to watch her poop.
08:24Yeah.
08:26No.
08:26Yeah, all that comes.
08:27We'll have a connection for the rest of your life.
08:29Yeah, and you would have never had seen it before if it wasn't for that.
08:32I don't want that connection.
08:36You don't have an option.
08:37We've had, we've had, I've drank your breast milk.
08:39That's, that's an emergency.
08:41It's an emergency.
08:44What do they call it in Hunger Games when, like, one person got picked?
08:47A tribute?
08:48Yeah.
08:48You got a tribute for me.
08:50No, bro.
08:50I can't make it.
08:51No, no, no, no.
08:52You drafted into that.
08:54Wow.
08:55Okay.
08:55Let's see here.
08:56You have another one.
08:59Question for Meredith.
09:00Wow.
09:01This person, oh, they asked it twice.
09:02I was about to say, that's a popular question.
09:04Uh, let's see here.
09:07Meredith.
09:09Yes.
09:11What is the, I don't know.
09:15Do we want to, what is the craziest place that you've had intercourse with Anthony?
09:20With Anthony?
09:21The craziest place.
09:22There's been some options.
09:25Now, if you ask me, without Anthony, there'd be like.
09:28Without Anthony?
09:29No, no.
09:31Can't you say you're about to bring a baby into this world?
09:34Can we stop talking about your thought for a second?
09:37Okay.
09:38All right.
09:39Okay.
09:40Like, what are you trying to say?
09:41Boring?
09:41We're going to change that song for him next.
09:43Um, the craziest, I mean, we used to, um, I would probably say in my, in my studio.
09:53In the, in the, in the radio station studio?
09:56Yeah.
09:57I have my own personal studio and it locked.
09:59So we'll just leave that there.
10:01During the work day?
10:03Yes.
10:05Oh, cause y'all work together.
10:06Yes.
10:07So this was at the job.
10:08Yes.
10:08You could get fired for that.
10:09But I did it.
10:10Like, that's an HR situation.
10:12I have no idea what you're talking about.
10:14Like, not here.
10:15It was at a different company.
10:16It was at a different company.
10:17But I'm saying like, yeah, that's kind of crazy.
10:18Yeah.
10:19It was fun.
10:20You had a studio that locked?
10:21Mm-hmm.
10:22It was nice too.
10:23It was big.
10:26You still talking about the studio?
10:27It was probably, it was probably as big as this studio.
10:31Wow.
10:31That was crazy.
10:32Yeah.
10:32It was awesome.
10:33And he was at work and you was at work.
10:34Boy, y'all.
10:35Well, yeah.
10:36And I was like a temptress at the time too.
10:38And he definitely wasn't, he didn't want to get in trouble.
10:40And I like pulled him in.
10:42Yes, I think that's most of y'all relationship.
10:44I think he, I think he's the good girl.
10:46The good girl.
10:47And you're the bad guy.
10:49Right, right, right.
10:49Yeah, I think so.
10:50Most of the time.
10:51Okay.
10:51Let's see here.
10:52So that's, that's the third one.
10:54That's it.
10:54That's it.
10:54Yeah.
10:54So you made it through all three.
10:55All right, we're done.
10:56Push the button.
10:57No, I'm thinking, I like the sex question about where's the freakiest place you've had sex
11:03with your significant other.
11:05Okay.
11:06I believe, I believe I've answered that.
11:11It don't matter?
11:12All right.
11:13Freakiest.
11:15They said craziest.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Okay.
11:17The craziest.
11:19About the freakiest?
11:20The craziest for me, honestly, because I had two and I told y'all about one where we
11:25did it in that parking lot that I randomly pulled over for because we was going to pick
11:30up the kids.
11:30Yeah.
11:31If you've heard that story, that ain't it.
11:33But that was one because we found out that was a church parking lot.
11:36I didn't know what it was.
11:38But I will say it was in the bed, in my, in our guest room at my parents' house.
11:44Oh.
11:45Oh.
11:45Because our guest room is right next to my mom and dad's room.
11:49Yeah.
11:49And so we had to be hella quiet.
11:52And it was like crazy because I was like, I was so, I could not concentrate because I kept
11:58looking up to make sure I didn't hear a noise or whatever.
12:01It was the craziest because I'm like, that was just reckless.
12:04That was reckless.
12:05And fun.
12:06It was, nah.
12:07It really wasn't.
12:08It was too much anxiety because I'm like, I ain't a dude who think that you should defame
12:11your parents' house like that.
12:12What?
12:13I was very, because we talked about it like that whole trip home.
12:16I was like, you know, I ain't going down.
12:17Like, I'm not disrespecting my parents' house like that.
12:19That's no fun.
12:20And then she got to like, you know, touching on, touching on hot spots.
12:25Yeah, of course.
12:26I'm like, all right, you be quiet.
12:27So that's where that happened.
12:28For me, it would be the elevator, hallway, and balcony on a cruise ship.
12:37On a cruise ship?
12:39On a cruise ship.
12:40Yeah, it was late.
12:41Can you imagine walking by?
12:42It ain't never late, though.
12:43They got cameras.
12:44Well, they do have cameras.
12:45But we were coming from like one of the nightclubs in the cruise ship.
12:49And we started getting it on in the elevator.
12:51And then kind of a little bit, a couple little thrusts in the hallway.
12:55A thrust?
12:55Pants were down at that point?
13:00Oh, my God.
13:00Yeah.
13:03They got cameras on the elevator.
13:05They got a hallway.
13:06The majority of the work was on the balcony of our room, which is the flyest, which is
13:11the flyest place to hunch ever.
13:13Yes, yes.
13:14Okay.
13:14It's a beautiful view.
13:15I'm so upset.
13:16Do you know you're on a Christmas party tape somewhere?
13:20That's video.
13:21They got you.
13:22They got you.
13:23Oh, there's cameras everywhere.
13:24Why?
13:24There's like a thrust?
13:26Yeah.
13:26Well, when you have like the unlimited drink package, man, you don't really care about those
13:30cameras.
13:30Oh, I'm worried about you.
13:33Oh, my God.