Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to a guy who is thinking making some money off of Craigslist with his wife and this sparks the idea for a new Andy discount business fronted by Lisa Way.
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00:00Your email, basically, if anyone's just joining us, on Craigslist, you saw an ad, you and
00:10your wife?
00:12Fiance.
00:13Fiance.
00:14And basically, this dude on Craigslist is offering up to nine grand between cash and
00:20gifts if your wife would perform orally on him in one store and then bang him in another.
00:27Basically.
00:28And, okay, first of all, where did this start?
00:31What were you guys looking for on Craigslist to stumble across this?
00:35Well, we're kind of just generally broke people as it is, so it's just on the gigs section
00:41on there.
00:42You always have, like, random jobs and stuff.
00:44Okay, yeah.
00:45I saw that one on there and just sent the guy an email to figure it out, so it seems pretty
00:52legit because he's just an older guy in his, like, 40s or whatever and doesn't seem too
00:57weird or anything.
00:58So he's just got some cash and he is just looking for some action.
01:04Basically.
01:05Yeah.
01:05Just some rich guy who's into some weird stuff.
01:08And your fiance is all for this?
01:11No, not at all.
01:11Mostly.
01:12Yeah.
01:12So, um, what do you plan to do with the money after she has that giant hog in her mouth?
01:17Uh, probably fix up my Jeep and then go on some nice trips.
01:22Yeah.
01:23But, so she does that and then she has to fix your Jeep?
01:27I don't know.
01:28I mean, it's our Jeep together.
01:30I know.
01:30I'm just saying.
01:31Like, you gotta get her something nice, you know what I'm saying?
01:33Yeah, she's getting two grams of worth of gifts.
01:36She's doing all the work.
01:37I don't know.
01:40I don't know.
01:41Interesting.
01:41It's an idiot.
01:42You understand how most people wouldn't be able to wrap their heads around this.
01:46Oh, yeah.
01:47Yeah.
01:47I should note that I'm totally against this, but whatever.
01:51I mean, you know, it's his life.
01:52Yeah.
01:53As long as she's an agreeable partner.
01:55Horrible idea, but whatever.
01:57Yeah.
01:57I'd have trouble with it.
01:59Most chicks grab another one and do all that kind of stuff for no money.
02:05True.
02:06You know?
02:07True, true.
02:08Typical broke guy.
02:09Gonna fix my Jeep and go on trips.
02:11That's why you're broke.
02:12Right.
02:13Exactly.
02:14Exactly.
02:14I've given my wife to another man for financial gain.
02:20Gonna put some giant tires on my Jeep and get some, uh, raise it up a bit with some sharks
02:25and then go on a trip to Frankenmuth.
02:28Can't wait to pimp out my Jeep and then just seal all the islands of the world.
02:35And then when they get back, they'll still be broke.
02:37Right.
02:37Exactly.
02:38It's like, do you have any, do you have to, like, pay for your house and stuff?
02:41Yeah.
02:41If this goes okay.
02:44Um, don't you think that they could get hooked on this kind of thing?
02:49Uh, I think this is opening up a, it's opening something up.
02:54It is very cuckoldy.
02:56Yeah.
02:56That's what I'm wondering.
02:57That's what he's going for.
02:58Yeah.
02:58It's the cuckold.
02:59It's the scenario.
03:00It's the risking getting caught.
03:02I mean, just, and he wants it in several different places, right?
03:06He didn't want just like one in one store.
03:08He wanted, uh, like a, uh, to be kind of a day trip.
03:12Maybe you could open, uh, Lisa Wake can open, uh, Lisa Wake's Discount Cuckolds.
03:17Jeez.
03:19That's an interesting business venture for me.
03:21I don't believe in it.
03:23Just let you guys know I don't believe in it.
03:25I don't believe in this business at all.
03:28But if you're looking for a discount, like a good price on a classic, a cuckold situation,
03:33then please come down to Lisa Wake's Discount Cuckold House.
03:38I'm telling you this.
03:39I've heard some of these cuckolds go for like 9,000 bucks.
03:43That's ridiculous.
03:44That's excessive.
03:45That's ridiculous.
03:46That's excessive.
03:46You can get an F4 for 400 cheaper.
03:50500, 600 bucks maybe.
03:52And she'll do a whole lot more.
03:54So I figured I'd throw my hat in the cuckold business and open Lisa Wake's Discount Cuckold House.
04:01And listen, those chicks are not attractive.
04:05Let's be honest.
04:07Let's be honest.
04:08Say you were on Craigslist and you see some shopping spree ad or something and they're
04:14offering $9,000.
04:15You're not going to get that money from them.
04:17You're not getting it.
04:18You're not getting it.
04:18Don't be stupid.
04:19So just take, you know, come on down here and we'll give you a great deal on a classic
04:24cuckold or a new wave cuckold, any kind of cuckold scenario that you can think of.
04:30We will have it at Lisa Wake's Discount Cuckold House.
04:34Where is she located?
04:35Right off of high 75 here.
04:38Soon to be in the Boston area too.
04:44Just off a mass pike.
04:46You just don't want to expand too quick.
04:48Right.
04:49You know.
04:50That's true.
04:51That's true.
04:51It'll be successful.
04:53Yeah.
04:53It's two for one right now if you come on down.
04:57Holiday special.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Merry Christmas.
05:03Fine business idea.
05:05Lisa Wake's Discount Classic Cuckold.
05:08I like it.
05:09But it's a ton of cash.
05:11I understand how some people may get caught up in that and it messes with your brain, but
05:15still, back to the hog business.
05:18Yeah.
05:18The hog business.
05:20Not every guy cares.
05:21Not every guy cares.
05:23Obviously he doesn't.
05:23He does not care.
05:24It's not a big deal to him.
05:25He doesn't think there'll be, it's not about love.
05:26Is he married to this one?
05:28No, I'm being engaged.
05:28Beyonce.
05:30Start their wonderful life together.
05:33With their new Jeep.
05:35I'll never forget the day we were married.
05:36It was two weeks after I did that cuckold.
05:40Yep.
05:42Remember I filled up to the rim?
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