Dave & Chuck the Freak listeners share the worst experiences they've had with dating apps!
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00:00the question is how have you been burned by a dating app worst thing to happen to
00:09you using a dating app went for a tinder date at a hotel she wanted to tie me up
00:13so i went with it ended up hooking up it was great so they did hook up but after i
00:18finished she went to the bathroom came out dressed and left with me still tied
00:21to the bed luckily i was able to foot dial a friend they came to the hotel and
00:26got the person at the desk to help me isn't that like semi-murdery yeah it is i mean there's no
00:34there's no robbery or no like attack it just was like a weird i'm just gonna leave you tied up it's
00:39like false imprisonment or something yeah i mean i guess you will be discovered by the the maid the
00:45maid the next day yeah hey obviously the girl is into that like leaving you like that at least he
00:52got laid that's like best case scenario he just leaves you i'd take that right now right if he
00:58just got laid and wasn't robbed or assaulted in any way like chuck you'd still have a smile on your
01:05face hello husky people how you doing hey as you can see had some actual sex are you okay no not
01:15really i mean my arms are want to die don't look in distress at all everything's fine i mean but it's
01:21i'm i'm tired and uh you know it's hard to sleep you got a biggest smile on your face i'm telling
01:27you i'm happy let's get you on tonight thank you so much sorry about all this guy tied up oh my god
01:34totally yeah she just left me he tries to foot dial us i'm not even mad i'm not even mad at her
01:42chuck is that you hey hey dude why you sound so far away well because i'm tied up i had to call you
01:48with my feet what what do you mean you're tied up i had actual sex why dude i did that's amazing
01:56but why are you tied up well she just tied me up and left you know you knew it was gonna happen this
02:01way so you're calling me with your foot because you're tied to a bed i am i need help in a hotel
02:06or where are you i don't even know where i am oh it's gonna be hard to find you yes i'm in a hotel
02:11somewhere dave okay find me track my phone i'll find your iphone i'll be there soon thank you can
02:17you cover up at least nope all right we'll see you you have the housekeeper take a picture to send
02:23everyone like look at me i was tied up i actually had sex look yeah wrist marks yeah it was there for
02:31four days only guy who's super stoked about it chuck the freak uh someone said i'm a lady i went on a
02:37date with the guy from plenty of fish we had an okay conversation but then we're sitting in my car
02:41talking out of the blue he honked my boob and audibly said when he did it he said honk honk honk
02:50she said i right away made him get out of my car that's not how to impress a lady honk honk
02:56like if you just wait it out you're probably going to be able to play with him dave
03:00that's very you don't just grab honk honk fun let's see dave grabbing him i will not come on
03:07see him just getting carried away you know just can't resist they're real big just say honk though
03:12come on on a regular line katie katie worst thing to happen to you on a dating app
03:16hi good morning good morning um i i was on 420 and i saw this gentleman and you know his picture was
03:27kind of sideways ish i didn't get a great look but like all his um things you know music books
03:34everything was the same that i liked i was pretty excited yeah and then when i met him um he only
03:41had one high uh yes it was his good side he did it yeah yeah and he didn't have anything over you
03:49know covering it it was just like his lid was closed but i was like you know you don't have to go
03:55into it and then he proceeds to tell me the accident where he oh it was bad it was like
04:01he was working on a car and some you know something gave and the screwdriver he put the
04:07driver in his own eye oh no katie no
04:11so it was it was pretty bad and then like i tried to get out of there pretty quick
04:17oh so you didn't you didn't give him a second date oh gosh no uh no man so you can't trust a
04:24guy with a side profile picture no no no it was my bad my bad katie i feel like you've been through
04:32some weird dates i have yeah well they have they have was that the worst date you've ever been on
04:39um i think yes because i i actually never did um media stuff again you know no that was it for
04:50the apps and stuff yeah no so yeah i i kind of wrapped that up yeah all right no well that's true
04:58thanks for calling in katie have a good day thank you bye see ya the guy with one eye is easy to get
05:04away from if you just go that with side he's got no yeah exactly where did you oh he gave me the
05:10slip again yeah i mean if the guy's pictures are all just again show me show me it you know what
05:18be up front tell me about the eye that was pretty horrible accident in which i was fixing a car
05:26and a screwdriver shot into my skull my god yeah must have been terrible took the eye right out
05:33uh that's why all my pictures are sideways like you had described so uh you're pretty huh what are
05:41you smoking at reds unfiltered yeah oh that's crazy you want to get out of here i sure do let's go
05:49i'm hoping you're not wearing panties i can't see obviously but i haven't owned panties in 35 years
05:55yeah where you go oh you went to my right i can't see it where are you i'm over here follow the sound
06:00of my voice it is a lovely voice we'll talk some literature where'd you go again you're moving you
06:07move a lot was the last stephen king novel that's stephen king novel oh boy am i red-faced here i uh
06:16i gotta say it and let's go bang all right yeah all right you're in say it and let's go back
06:23and they look happily ever after it sure didn't go you're gonna have to be on top because i got no
06:31depth perception all right i'll take it from you
06:34you