Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the 'Get Back Coach' guy making news and have a conversation about the awkwardness of getting stretched by another person.
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00:00you remember the get back coach the la rams get back coach yeah the guy who pulled the
00:11coach back his job basically is just to stand behind the coach and pull him out of the way
00:17because the coach much like myself gets so focused yeah he doesn't really know stuff around him
00:22right and so he has like a guy who pulls him out of the way of players and stuff uh here's like a
00:28little video of it if you haven't seen it before his name is sean mcveigh coaches whether it's you
00:33know a position coach or even sean mcveigh now i literally have to spend most of my time while
00:38the offense is on the field standing right behind sean and ripping him out of the way when the
00:41official is about to run into him just so we don't get a penalty there is an art to it it is kind of
00:46like a dance it's amazing how many times he has to get this guy out of people's way it's nuts
00:51really gently touches yes he does yeah he caresses very intimate yep pardon me
00:56back up it's just wild that that would be your job you know yeah my job is a weird job to grab
01:04another guy's waist and pull him backwards like watch this one get over here do any other coaches
01:10need this i've never seen no i've never seen it i don't pay a lot of attention though no who's
01:16watching that exactly but it's odd it's very odd well there's two things he's a toucher but the coach
01:23don't mind being touched you're right you're right can you imagine chuck if like i had to pull you out
01:28of the way of stuff and i kept grabbing you by the waist no i could not imagine like i'd pull you
01:32back by the shoulder i wouldn't or any man really any man that's it's a weird it's weird to have
01:39that type of relationship with someone else you're right i've never caress you
01:44felt comfortable grabbing another man's love handles no no those are my i don't want my love
01:50handles touched by anyone it's not that good guys you know when i do it yours is i can tell it's like
01:56hold on tight we're going for a ride yeah it's more of a wanting grab like i'd pull you back by the
02:00shoulder or maybe the arm if i was pulling you out of the way or something the last thing i'd do would
02:04be to grab you by the waist yeah i know and yank you backwards the waist is like a nice gentle
02:09reassignment of where you're going that's the shoulders i'm like get over here i mean he's
02:14got a thumb under a shoulder blade he's got a hand around the yeah it's real soft real tender touch it
02:19is any of those trainers they're touching guys in ways that i would never touch them you're right
02:26that's just part of their dick yeah like a baseball trainer they're all up in the groin on the groin area
02:33and like pushing down and mounting like it's yeah baseball stretching i'm sure it's the same in
02:40football is well stretching it okay so even at the gym right james should be yeah i went to so
02:45there's at our the gym i go to there's a guy who does stretching yeah there used to be one of mine
02:51and he it is and i we joked around about it because he's a good guy but i'm like wow whoa hey
02:59yeah because i'd love to be you get you lift your legs you stretch your backside you like he's his
03:05he's everywhere on you like it's just part of the deal if my genitals are touching yours that's what
03:09it seems like right it doesn't even seem like like an effing move it's like making love
03:14yeah exactly they don't it's like a leg up it's like a hot breath on your face and like
03:21your nuts are touching each other your nuts are touching each other your nuts should not be
03:26touching each other one of their legs is over their shoulder oh yeah yeah you can like feel a
03:31man's beard on your face yeah if your nuts are touching each other you're at the wrong place
03:39almost guarantee that at some point part of your leg is gonna feel his genitals i feel like it
03:48it looks like a an intense made for women movie make love scene oh man i'm always anytime i'm
03:56flipping you know it'll be like the pre-game baseball stuff and i'll see guys i'm like oh
04:00man yeah right in front of everybody yeah it looks like it feels really good i'm sure it does i mean
04:07listen making love to a man does feel good making love does make you feel good so it was like an hour
04:15uh and it took me a good half an hour to get to the point where i would could actually relax
04:20yeah because i was tense right because you're being lifted and pulled and i'm like oh god this
04:25is awkwardly weird trust yeah and then like finally yeah finally like see it's like making
04:30it's just like making love you have to trust listen i'm gonna tie your arms down and i'll put this
04:36blindfold on you but you have to trust i don't know if i'm i don't know if i'm ready trust me
04:41okay i'll trust james come in the room i'm here where you need me i'm all gonna learn to trust us
04:49today i feel like uh the noises you make are similar too because i feel like if my leg was up here by
04:54my ear i'd be like oh easy easy oh there we go you got it you tried to trust there you go
05:03oh i did make because he puts you in positions sure my body doesn't normally go in right he's like
05:09let me know if it hurts i'm like just relax i'm good just i'd have more fart anxiety than i would
05:15oh yeah the man touching me i'd be worried about ripping a fart in his face oh i wouldn't know that
05:21because it would for sure happen to me oh yeah you squeeze me like that there's definitely farts in
05:26the chamber man what was that it's like man scissoring it was a while every time i've ever seen it
05:33i'm always like whoa i'm fine with just tense creaky old muscles
05:38so my my point though was once you've made love to an entire roster
05:44touching some hips and touching hips and getting your groin in their thigh area um grabbing a guy
05:52by his waist is nothing you're right you're right it's nothing and there is nothing i mean god we're
05:57just as a guy your natural reaction is to be freaked out by it but there's nothing
06:01you know homosexual about it no no it's simply stretching that's all it is and it feels amazing
06:08you just have to get out of your own head yeah yeah to just relax and and you know get the benefits from
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