Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Canadian woman who severely damaged her vagina when she followed advice given by a celebrity's health blog.
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00:00We just talked about this yesterday, I believe, funny enough, but a woman in Canada who tried
00:08to steam her lady parts because Gwyneth Paltrow recommended that she do it on her website
00:13Goop, of course, wound up with severe vaginal burns.
00:17Of course.
00:18She's trying to get some of that Goop money now.
00:19Yeah, she wants that Goop money.
00:20Get that Goop money.
00:21You burned your bits.
00:23The 62-year-old woman.
00:2562.
00:27Ow.
00:27Oh, my God.
00:29Ow.
00:29Grandma?
00:30Ow.
00:31What's going on in there?
00:33I burnt my vagina.
00:35Oh, God.
00:36What is there?
00:38How?
00:38Handy.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Get in here.
00:40Bring some cream.
00:42Jesus Christ.
00:42Oh, put it away.
00:44Put it away.
00:45Oh, put it on.
00:46Oh, God.
00:47Put it on me.
00:48Save me.
00:48I'm going to toss you in the tube.
00:50Oh, I can't catch.
00:51I dropped it.
00:52Oh, God.
00:53Pick it up.
00:54Oh, it's terrible.
00:55My arthritis.
00:55Oh.
00:56Help.
00:57Stop.
00:57Stop wiggling like that.
00:59Get it on there.
01:01We've got to stop.
01:02You've got to stop wiggling.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:03Squeeze the tube at it.
01:05I'm going to do it from far away.
01:07Oh, God.
01:08All right.
01:08I'll try to hit it.
01:12Bullseye.
01:12Oh, relief.
01:20Of all the things you couldn't help grandma with, that's got to be near the top of the list.
01:24Terrible.
01:2562-year-old old lady.
01:26I love her soothing relief noise.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Oh.
01:30Oh.
01:33So, this 62-year-old woman mixed an herbal medicine blend in a pan of boiling water and
01:41sat over it with her bare vagina for 20 minutes.
01:44Oh, that's a lot.
01:45Jesus Christ.
01:46It's like a whole episode of something.
01:48Yeah.
01:49She sustained second-degree burns.
01:52I didn't even feel it.
01:55Stupid.
01:56Just dumb.
01:57Wow.
01:58Boiled myself like a pot roast.
01:59She steamed herself like vegetables, right?
02:05Like, I mean, think about 20 minutes of steam on something.
02:07Why do people still listen to what Gwyneth Paltrow's telling her to do?
02:11I don't know.
02:12She's crazy.
02:13So, this steam infused with herbs, apparently, they said, would reduce vaginal prolapse, relieve
02:20cramps, and bring about cleansing benefits.
02:24Cramps?
02:24She doesn't have cramps.
02:25She's 62.
02:26Yeah.
02:26It's just weird that Gwyneth Paltrow just is, like, making stuff up about what to throw
02:31in your vagina.
02:32Well, she'll, like, catch wind of something and then write a...
02:35Her people write it and get attention from it, which gets attention to the site, which
02:41helps their business, because she's loaded because of the site.
02:44Yeah.
02:44Yeah.
02:45And she doesn't do that.
02:46Maybe tried it once or something.
02:48I'm glad you broke that down, because I literally thought she was, like, a vagina scientist
02:53herself.
02:53Like, when she's not, she's just protesting stuff out on her own.
02:57She's always just, like...
02:58Putting different things in there.
03:01Ketchup.
03:02The results are in.
03:03Nothing.
03:04Mustard's no good.
03:06Mustard's out.
03:08We shouldn't have to say this, but vaginal steaming is not advisable.
03:11There's several doctors who say the benefits of it have not been scientifically proven ever,
03:16and, like our poor Canadian friend, could result in painful burns.
03:20Yeah.
03:20The vaginal area is super sensitive, and these types of burns, they say, can be painful and
03:25difficult to treat.
03:26They had a lot of trouble helping this 62-year-old woman's vagina heal.
03:30I bet.
03:32Man.
03:33Help.
03:34Oh, God.
03:35Again?
03:35I told you not to read that goop.
03:39Oh, yeah.
03:39What'd you put in there now?
03:42Lava.
03:43Oh, God.
03:45Lava.
03:46I'll get the...
03:47Lava.
03:47Lava.
03:48I'll get the cooling cream, but you gotta put it on yourself.
03:51Jump up and bit me.
03:53Lava in your vagina.
03:55Lava.
03:55Lava.
03:56Yeah.
03:56Where'd you even get lava?
03:58I made it.
04:01That's wild.
04:05Someone said, was she squatting over the stove?
04:07No, she just had a pot of boiling water.
04:09She took the pot off the stove.
04:11If she was over the stove, that makes it even crazier.
04:15That makes it 1,000 times funnier.
04:17It does.
04:18If she's squatting over a stove with an active boil.
04:20She got up there, but, you know.
04:22Help.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Yeah.