Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the most popular songs people listen to while pleasuring themselves and learn an interesting truth about Andy's alone time.
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00:00apparently people do self-pleasure playlists like they make you know i guess there's tons
00:13of people that make sex playlists right yeah like you but then there are people that do
00:19playlists for when they're taking care of their own business if you do that that's so weird you're
00:24you're a psychopath you're a freak so weird freak and a cycle like you're you're trying to seduce
00:31yourself who does that this crazy the crazy part of this is spotify revealed what songs and artists
00:39people love to listen to while they do it so i guess people must label it as jerking off list
00:45or something because how else would they know because spotify is probably listening and they
00:50hear the slaps oh they can hear them oh they hear them yeah they hear stuff yeah they hear stuff
00:57that's what we're saying yep this song made the list here on the top jerk-off songs
01:09it's like how do they know it's like you're singing it to your johnson yeah you gotta look at it that
01:15way tears for fears everybody wants to rule the world i could trick it to this you could really
01:21sure yeah i mean if it were playing i wouldn't stop this whole album i wouldn't it's so weird to put on
01:27music for that i want to quickly ask if anyone has a self-pleasure playlist by the way do you listen
01:34to music while you pleasure yourself seeing right here is about all i'd need yeah like where would you get
01:41two in the song okay uh 1-855-954-6969 or text 46969 if you want to chime in on this what a band
01:52i know it's your favorite but again would you put this on to pleasure i don't put on any music to
01:59to have sex or to take care of business no music no silent like no music no tv 83 million views on that
02:10one yeah it's a big song a lot of people jerking it to it yeah i mean this one i don't get at all is
02:16it just because this is another one that i would definitely another one of my favorites is because
02:21it's take on me like i'm taking myself on i don't know i don't know why in the hell they how i don't
02:28want to know how they know this that's what i said they must have been labeled like pleasure play
02:32self-pleasure playlist or jerk-off list or diddle list or whatever i guess it's time for me to
02:37i guess it's time for me to rename my playlist of all this yeah the skew their stuff
02:44this is so weird yeah my playlist is just my songs when i was a kid i didn't like this video
02:51freaked me out oh my god i loved it i thought it was pretty cool but i never once thought it was
02:55erotic if you walk in on a man jerking to this to take on me get out of there dude that's
03:03freakier to me than than the goddamn buffalo bill dude dancing yep he's got a more appropriate
03:10song he had better moves can you imagine i really can't i can't imagine like hey are you listening
03:21oh take on me oh jesus chuck oh my god i'm just getting out of here i'm calling the fbi
03:30his little dance is super creepy i'm calling him oh no oh no it's so scary it's so scary
03:38oh
03:49jesus but yeah that's freakier than the buffalo bill nude dancing you're right it really is
03:54even the tears for fears i mean to me any kind of
04:00doing it to music is the creepiest thing i've ever heard in my life i don't even care what
04:05it's something i've never thought about pleasuring the music like picking a song to
04:10pleasure myself to never cross my mind once yeah we i guess are just out of the ordinary
04:17we're the weird ones yeah i don't know it's just weird don't you want to see hear the sounds of your
04:21porn because i like a sound i like a sound the sound really takes it up yeah most for most of us
04:30men right i guess some have usually i'm doing it and just you can hear robert stack in the background
04:39oh that's so disturbing seriously that's so disturbing
04:44oh my god oh no it's just opportunity rose i mean seriously
04:52oh i got some time before he starts speaking this is a long intro
05:00that's my erotic times
05:28i believe i believe you i'm not even kidding
05:34that's why it's so funny truth is funnier than fiction yeah it is
05:39he's always the dream robert stack's always going off in the background i'm in my bedroom
05:43oh there's a lean come together tease the imagination and it seems as though i've solved the mystery
05:49special times with yeah i solve my own always solved i'm gonna go solve a mystery
05:54right now
05:59that's a good word no surprise ending here yeah i'm going to solve
06:04i'm going to solve a mystery right now lock myself in my bedroom and solve a mystery
06:08with robert stack yeah that's my background noise
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