Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Tom Cruise being spotted at a LA Dodgers game and notice he's gained a little weight. They then imagine what Mission Impossible and Top Gun would be like with bigger characters.
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00:00so the story that caught my attention in celebrity this morning is tom cruise it was a positive
00:10story he scores with fans when they discover him in the stands on a rare outing with his son connor
00:14as the giants and dodgers squared off in game two of the national league division series
00:20what stood out to me though is that it looked like tom cruise has packed on some pounds like
00:28serious pounds really yeah i was shocked uh what's he's got some jowls on him now what's going on
00:39there is he just finally age is gonna catch up to him is that it you think or do you think he's had
00:44some of that work done that's made him puffy oh that might be it he might be swelled up if he's
00:49getting some touch-ups in the face or something like some but i mean in his face it looks like
00:54he's gained like 20 pounds maybe just you know covid the pressure of covid he's just like the
01:00rest of us i know i've gained 15 pounds no but he was just like filming mission impossible right like
01:06he literally was filming that during you imagine he filmed mission impossible but he looks like
01:11god big mission impossible let's go we didn't have much time okay i'm gonna rappel down this
01:19mountainside if i'm gonna do this mission we're gonna need stronger wires good give me the strongest
01:25wires there i'm gonna go
01:29that's too bad i didn't hold him up yeah this is him falling
01:38you hear the sound of the rope just burning through people's hands
01:48this mission is truly impossible because that was the first mission impossible uh the one guy was like
01:57holding him and like lowering him down
02:00oh yeah i can't hold him
02:01you're just gonna have to do it easier now this is already an impossible mission
02:08he just goes right down hits the floor all the alarms go off
02:12it's uh it's not good he just looks i mean look at that you guys come on yeah
02:27it looks like he had cheek implants it looks like he had dental work
02:30like like that like when you swell up yeah he looks like the joker
02:36from the first batman really tom cruise i don't know he and his hair's thinning a lot too
02:42is that really him like do they use that glh on him in movies or something do they
02:45probably they make him look great
02:47but in person man that big old face and that thin hair
02:51could you imagine this is just some guy who looks like tom cruise
02:53but that's his son his son's gonna go to a
02:55a game with his double that's his son that's his son
02:58yeah that's his son connor
02:59his son doesn't look like him at all
03:01they adopted him in 1995
03:03oh okay
03:04his son's a bigger guy too maybe
03:07looks like they've just been sitting around eating bacon
03:10like look how he looked filming the movie
03:14that was last november
03:17maybe it's just
03:19he looks like come on
03:20it's a different guy
03:21yeah
03:22oh it's the same guy he's either
03:25no i mean he looks like a different guy
03:27oh he looks like yeah
03:28yeah
03:29or he's maybe he lets himself go
03:30when um
03:31or he's filming maybe he's filming a movie where he's
03:34plays a bigger dude
03:35maybe
03:36god that's so risky
03:38so risky as you get older to be like yeah pack in a bunch of weight
03:43it'll come right huh
03:45if you want to see him just google tom cruise at the giants dodgers game and it'll come up
03:50but i was kind of shocked to see
03:51michelle nimbus
03:53i've never seen tom cruise
03:55heavier
03:56stand back i'm gonna take this motorcycle i'm gonna jump it off an airplane and i'm gonna
04:01pass you down the ground i'm ready
04:03boom
04:04he broke the ramp
04:06he broke the ramp
04:06i'm falling again
04:08he's got the extra padding
04:12what about when
04:13he's in
04:14a plane in top gun
04:16what do they
04:16like you can only be a certain weight
04:18you have to lean
04:20you have to move your seat back news
04:22come on man
04:27you have to move your seat back news i can't even see this
04:29how am i supposed to fit in this plane
04:32i think uh possibly
04:35goose's kid has gained a little bit of weight
04:38i gotta let this
04:39i gotta let this seat back a little bit
04:41oh you're crushing me
04:43mouth
04:44mouth
04:45my legs
04:46that's
04:48that's like the tragic scene
04:50is that
04:51uh goose's kid's legs are crushed by tom's
04:55this is
04:55wait
04:56drive out your legs
04:57i told you i need that seat back first wheel of the flight team
05:01just slide it back when i'm in there
05:04well i lost my legs doing what i want
05:06i ripped my
05:08flying with you math
05:09i ripped my 19th
05:10and then it's like
05:11he just goes to zip up his fly suit and just
05:14explodes right off of him
05:18and there's um
05:20then there's val
05:22make me
05:24oh no no
05:28oh no
05:29hashtag
05:31oh no
05:31it's not
05:32did you just take it over
05:33he was gonna do
05:34one of these
05:35oh yeah
05:36yeah
05:38same well
05:38is that you
05:40ask me
05:41ask me
05:43oh no
05:44you better stop being so mean
05:46crazy when we're down here
05:49i might look like crap but
05:50Looks like you put on 45 pounds.
05:55That's a little blow-the-bell, isn't it?
05:58You can be my wingman any time.
06:01Is that in your helmet, boys?
06:02Or is that just...
06:04No, look at me.
06:05Oh, whoa.
06:06I've gone through some stuff, dude.
06:07You mean, yeah.
06:09That's not as much food as you, though.
06:10Yeah.
06:12Top Gun 2.
06:13That is.
06:14It's a sad movie.
06:15Things aren't as good as they used to be.
06:17It's a real sad movie.
06:18Great.
06:19Man, that worked perfect.
06:20Wow, my goodness.
06:21That worked perfect.
06:23Now you know.
06:23That was incredible.
06:24Again, go Google it if you want to see what Tom Cruise looks like.
06:27It could just be, like, Botox or plastic surgery that he's all swollen from,
06:31but he definitely looks much heavier.
06:32Looks like he got punched in both sides of his face really hard.