Dave and Chuck The Freak - Clown Attack - Dave Works w_ A$$holes.mp4
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00:00Hey, it's Chuck from Dave and Chuck the Freak, and everybody knows Dave is petrified with clowns.
00:05So we've got Overly Straight Guy Ken to dress up like a clown, super creepy, come in here and scare the crap out of Dave.
00:11Everyone knows this is going down but Dave, so check this out.
00:19Hi, Dave!
00:23Wanna come out, please?
00:30Dave and Chuck the Freak's pervert of the day.
00:35Oh my god, there's a clown outside.
00:37What?
00:38There is a clown outside.
00:39What is going on?
00:40Are you kidding me right now?
00:41What is it?
00:42You're kidding me!
00:43There is a clown outside the window!
00:47Oh my god!
00:48What is that saying?
00:49What's happening?
00:51What the hell?
00:53What is it saying?
00:54What is the sign saying?
00:55Oh my god!
00:56Run!
00:58Oh my god, the clown's just walking away!
01:02What's happening?
01:06Call 911!
01:07What is that- James, what is that clown doing?
01:09He's trying to hop the fence!
01:11No, he's not.
01:12Yes, he's trying to get in here!
01:14What the hell?
01:15What?
01:18Oh my god, you guys freak out.
01:19What's happening?
01:20I can't see, I can't even see.
01:21What does the sign say?
01:22I don't know.
01:23What does the sign say?
01:25What does the sign say, Dave?
01:30What?
01:31What is that?
01:32I don't go out there.
01:33Don't go out there.
01:34I'm so creeped out right now.
01:35What the hell is happening?
01:36Who is that?
01:37The clown is trying to get in here!
01:38He's at the gate!
01:39Do you have a way?
01:40He's at the gate!
01:41No!
01:42He's trying to get in the building!
01:45He's trying to climb the gate!
01:46Where do we go?!
01:48Is there a bombshell there?!
01:50Turn the lights off!
01:51Turn the lights off?!
01:53They can't see us!
01:54Oh, James!
01:55James is on!
01:56Oh my god!
01:57James is on!
01:58James!
01:59What are you doing?!
02:00That guy could have a gun or something.
02:01What is he doing?
02:02Why is he going out there?
02:03James!
02:04Come back!
02:05They're a clown!
02:06James, get back in here!
02:08Here he comes.
02:09James, get back in here!
02:10I don't know who the hell that is!
02:11James!
02:13Uh oh!
02:14James!
02:15James, what's happening?
02:16Sorry!
02:18It's really scary!
02:21The sign says, Midnight was here.
02:22Hi Dave.
02:23OH MY GOD!
02:25NO WAY!
02:27No way!
02:29And then I just yelled, hey, what's going on?
02:30What do you want?
02:31He wants to talk to Dave.
02:32No, he's not!
02:33No way!
02:35There is no...
02:36That guy could want to kill me!
02:39Are you kidding?
02:41Okay, this is bulletproof glass, you guys.
02:43Remember, what do we have to do?
02:44Yeah, don't tell him.
02:46It's locked.
02:47I don't know.
02:48I didn't see a vehicle.
02:48I didn't see anything.
02:49He came from this way.
02:51No, he was right behind us.
02:53Yes, he was there.
02:53Right behind me.
02:54I turned around.
02:55There's a clown with a sign in the dark.
03:00This is some sort of sick joke by the staff here at the Riff.
03:04Let's take a break.
03:06No, let's take a break.
03:07We've got to figure out what's going on here.
03:08Yeah.
03:09If this guy's legit, if this is a joke, or if he's actually insane.
03:12Okay.
03:12I'm going to be my pants.
03:16I'm paranoid about every car that drives by.
03:17No, but now we just don't know where the clown went.
03:19No, I don't know where the clown is.
03:22I don't know where the clown is.
03:23Okay, take a break.
03:23Okay.
03:23All right, here's a break.
03:25Previously, on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
03:28It was sexy Wednesday, so I played.
03:30Hey, everybody.
03:31Round two.
03:34I'm going now.
03:35Are you all excited?
03:36Oh, my God.
03:36Is this nice?
03:37We're right there by the bathroom, though.
03:39Oh, look at me.
03:40By myself in row 29 with some unknown person.
03:43Look at where we are, Dave.
03:44I'm great.
03:44We're right there next to the bathroom.
03:46We can just get up and go to the bathroom.
03:47I had nothing to do with it.
03:48The last I checked, going home might be different.
03:51And so, Dave, are you against the wall, too?
03:53Like, you don't have the aisle seat?
03:54I'm out by the window in the back of the plane.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00What?
04:01Holy clown.
04:02There's a clown outside.
04:04There's the clown.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:09Oh, my God.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:11How did he get in?
04:15Oh, there's a clown with balloons.
04:16There's a clown with balloons.
04:18Where's James?
04:21Oh, get out.
04:25Oh, my God.
04:26Who is that?
04:30Is that someone we know?
04:31I don't know.
04:31I don't know.
04:35You didn't say hi to him.
04:36Who is that?
04:37I didn't say hi to him.
04:38Oh, he's gone.
04:39Where is he going?
04:40Where is he going?
04:41Oh, he is going out.
04:42See, I told you he found that gate.
04:43He almost got his balloons caught.
04:44He's going to the gate.
04:45You guys.
04:47Is he going to moon us?
04:48Oh, I thought he was going to moon us.
04:50Who is that?
04:52How did he get in here?
04:53The gate gets open.
04:56He left the balloons.
04:57James left the...
04:58Okay, but listen.
04:59There's a security problem here.
05:00If a clown can just get into the courtyard.
05:02The gate is open.
05:04That gate wasn't open earlier.
05:05I'll go talk to Sherry and I'll see if he can get that lock or whatever put back on the gate.
05:11Lock it.
05:12There's a clown.
05:12Who needs a lock?
05:13There's a clown in here.
05:14A lot of creepy balloons behind, too.
05:18Okay, listen.
05:19You know what I'm going to do?
05:20What are you going to do?
05:21We're going to have to take a break and figure this out because that's not right.
05:26All jokes aside, there's no way someone should be able to access this part of the building.
05:29He got in here somehow and we've got to figure out what's going on.
05:32Whether this is a joke or not.
05:33Okay.
05:35We just got to figure out what's up.
05:36Yeah.
05:36So we'll take a break and we'll come back.
05:37Okay.
05:38Yep.
05:38And we're the three best friends that anybody can have.
05:42And a picture of Walt's.
05:45It's up on the website.
05:46You can check it out when you get a chance.
05:48Starbucks is asking customers not to bring their guns into their stores.
05:52Oh, that's so nice.
05:53But then how am I supposed to protect myself from the wild bands of white chicks thirsty for their pumpkin spice lattes?
05:58What the hell was that?
06:01What was that noise?
06:03Oh, for God's sake!
06:09Don't go find me!
06:11Ken, you son of a bitch!
06:13Don't swear.
06:16Ken was the clown!
06:18Ken.
06:19Oh, Ken.
06:20I hate everyone here.
06:25Oh, Ken, Lisa.
06:27Oh, Ken.
06:28Why?
06:29I don't know what you're talking about.
06:30I don't know what you're talking about.
06:32I heard that someone sat down here a couple days ago going, how do I need to play this?
06:36You didn't have to say he had a gun.
06:38I heard you say that.
06:40You guys were all in on this.
06:42Oh, you bastards!
06:44Oh, yeah.
06:46Oh, yeah.
06:48Ken, amazing job.
06:50Amazing job.
06:51I hate you all.
06:53No, I effing hate you guys.
06:55I swore to you that if you ever did this to me...
06:58Oh, it's on now.
06:59You better watch your backs.
07:00Oh, the best.
07:01Did you know about this, too, James?
07:03Yes, of course.
07:04He's saying no.
07:05You've been filming me all morning.
07:07Of course.
07:09Man, why do you think I've been working so late?
07:11I've been here so late the last few days because we had to wait until you leave to set this all up.
07:16I had to move my chair from the other end of the room because I heard a honking clown horn.
07:20I honestly can't believe you guys were in on this, too, because I believed you.
07:24That was the best acting job you two have ever done in your life.
07:27And James?
07:28I thought it was pretty good acting.
07:30Hey, he's got his shirt on!
07:33That's the best.
07:34Oh, he's got his shirt on.
07:36Oh, I love it.
07:38Wow, did you buy that hook, line, and sinker?
07:40You sons of bitches.
07:41Oh, man.
07:43We came up with a perfect plan.
07:46The sign.
07:47Man.
07:48I thought it was really good acting.
07:49That old station isn't looking so bad now, is it?
07:51Ken, you did a great job.
07:55For the record, Mark gave me strict instructions.
07:58Do not hit the morning show.
07:59If he attacks you, you've got to take it.
08:02You have to let him do it.
08:04And I'm like, all right, for real.
08:05If you had to come into this studio, I would have attacked you.
08:07I'm going to tell you right now.
08:09Oh, yeah, right.
08:10That hook, he went behind me.
08:12Save me, Lisa.
08:13Save me, Lisa.
08:14I'll say this.
08:15From that side, and no one can see where I'm pointing, but when I came up behind you
08:18guys this morning, you screamed so loud, I could hear you on the monitors out on the patio.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Over here.
08:25There is a clown in the dark six feet behind me.
08:28In the dark, it was really scary.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:31It was when you shake in the gate.
08:33Oh, for sure.
08:34I would have known if you guys ever would have.
08:36You are the greatest effing a-hole actors on the history of the planet.
08:39Thank you, Dave.
08:40Thank you very much.
08:42But look out, because your worst fears.
08:44This studio is going to be filled with fat chicks tomorrow, Chuck.
08:46I'm going to work it out.
08:47No!
08:48There are 500 of the largest women I can find.
08:51You want to be able to squeeze yourself in here.
08:54Guess I'll be working late again tonight.
08:56Yeah.
08:57James, find 500 large women.
08:59Yeah, can I get a large coffee with three cream, three sugar, and a medium coffee with
09:04just two cream?
09:06Medium coffee with three cream?
09:07Yep.
09:08Okay.
09:08Here is it.
09:10All right.
09:11I'll get that.
09:11All right.
09:12I'll do it.
09:12No, no, no, no.
09:18I'll do it.
09:18You want to go home and see some of my favorites.
09:37Yes.