A passenger of an Uber ride was arrested after the older driver was pulled over for not having his headlights on and Lisa has a story of her own involving an old lost cabbie.
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00:00a detroit man has been arrested accused of possessing weed and someone else's credit card
00:13and this all happened during an uber ride fox 2 has the story take a listen the 70 year old uber
00:21driver picking taylor on a 70 cruiser the night of april 6th can police stopping that car for
00:29having no headlights elster made contacts did an investigation and found the passenger to be in
00:34possession of a stolen credit card so they they were pulling over the 70 year old uber driver in
00:39his pt cruiser without headlights yeah they're like wait a second there's a black guy in here
00:43we might be able to choke him and uh tase him let's get him out here and check him he just got
00:49the wrong uber driver right yeah i love the reaction that that guy probably had when this 70 year old
00:54in a pt cruiser comes rolling up to pick him up and he's like oh no i'd be like sweet no one's ever
01:01gonna suspect this guy of anything i would i like that's the car he would he would drive slow and
01:08he just forgot to turn his lights on yeah but that's what i mean so the grandpa aspect comes
01:16into play where yes exactly he doesn't remember to turn his lights on or he could run into a building
01:21i mean there's like many things that could go wrong you want like a 50 year old guy in a pt
01:25cruiser can you it doesn't say their age if you uber someone it doesn't tell you how old they are
01:30right it shows their picture it does show their pick but i mean i don't know if i'd want a 70 year
01:34old uber driver not me oh the last driver i had because for opening day you know i i don't drive
01:41down there because it's just a nightmare trying to get out and he was very old very very old and it
01:46was he's very confused and i it he couldn't find it was bad i had to go find him yeah it was and i
01:52had to walk blocks and blocks lisa actually walked halfway home to find him i had ken helping me
02:00try and find him it was a whole big mess because he was very he just he didn't understand why all
02:05these people were downtown the baseball game the baseball game doesn't start until one god damn
02:11understand what in the heavens so an old driver busy can you meet me in ham tramek what the hell is
02:22the film or he probably still calls it like before it was the state theater whatever it was called
02:32before that that's what he calls it still are you talking about the metropolitan theater
02:38is that what it was called the game isn't until one why are all these people here i'm like it's
02:47opening day it's a big thing that's why i called you he's like well i found out don't get it
02:53i'm gonna have a hell of a time because i'm actually 25 miles away from you right now
02:59i had to walk to him i was freezing i'm like where are you he didn't even know where he was
03:05where you told me to be he gave he gave two streets that run parallel he was that like he
03:14he was like i'm at the cross streets of this and this and ken's like those two goddamn streets
03:20he's yelling at the guy on the phone he wasn't really yelling he was like give me that my phone
03:30and he's talking where are you
03:32and then like i think uh because ken told me the story and then they're walking like you know walking
03:47outside and then ken sees like one of these cars and it has a number on he goes are you number five
03:52six seven and he's like yeah he goes oh god damn you're right here
03:56he was just parked old guy was just parked
04:02nowhere nowhere near nowhere near the film war oh that's funny and that took me a long time to get
04:09home
04:10he's i love that he's just so puzzled why people are downtown so early the game's not till 1 30
04:18what a weird happening
04:20i thought this was going to be pretty cut and dry
04:24he thought he was going to have an easy day
04:26when he dropped me off
04:27some crazy chick wants to go to a theater at five in the morning
04:30okay get in line there
04:32you didn't understand why i was leaving downtown too
04:35must be some kind of goddamn edgar winter cancer
04:37still pulling in the crowds
04:43people love frankenstein
04:45what the hell is the film
04:49i wish i knew what that place was called
04:54like was it always the state theater
04:56i don't know
04:57prior to that it was the palms theater
05:02okay so that's
05:02are you at the palms
05:04it was built in 1925
05:08i used to run whiskey through there in the 20s
05:10exactly
05:11oh you mean the palms
05:13i'm right here
05:15okay i'll be there in a second
05:17the look on ken's face trying to find you a cock
05:20your driver was hilarious
05:22i saw his stress level going up
05:24he's like i might just have to carry her home my goddamn side
05:28he would too
05:32he's like lisa you're not walking
05:33get on my shoulder
05:34it's a large white man carrying a wet woman down the lodge this morning
05:37but again okay back to the story
05:40of this 70 year old uber driver
05:41i don't even know what i'd do if a 70 year old uber driver pulled up
05:44i'd be like
05:45in a pt cruiser
05:47in a pt cruiser
05:48this is my ride
05:49yeah
05:50okay grandpa
05:51you would be scared
05:54you'd be scared
05:54oh yeah
05:55he gets pulled over and is like
05:57i don't have any drugs
05:58but i don't know about bob marley back there
06:00you might want to check
06:00hey i'd uh check out this black fella
06:03this colored guy in the back
06:06pretty sure the colored guy has some stuff on him
06:11smells like something weird in here
06:14he got in i forgot to turn my lights on because of his weed
06:16yeah