Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the dangers of driving on the Lodge and what could happen to Lisa if she were to run into car trouble.
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00:00police have taken one man into custody after what they're calling a road raid shooting
00:15on the lodge freeway this happened during the afternoon rush hour yesterday the lodge is
00:21a death trap yeah there's nowhere to go on the lodge it really is isn't it i am so grateful i
00:28don't travel that freeway anymore yeah you know i hope nothing happens to you on the lodge
00:32no honestly when you get on the lodge one way or another you're not making it out as soon as you
00:38get on it your heart starts to beat and there's no room on the shoulders there's no shoulder it's
00:42just pure walls of death i would never really thought about it and now ever since she keeps
00:47pointing out that it's the world's biggest death trap i'm always like jesus well look at that what
00:52do you make if i go downtown that's the way i have to take it you know it's unfortunately but
00:57um but i just drive as fast as hell yeah yeah i'm getting to the lodge quick yeah
01:07just drive as fast as hell i do they should just play highway to hell on the lodge
01:13highway to hell just over and over again you hear like uh the guitars uh-oh gps says to take
01:32the lodge here we go hold on to your butt
01:37oh this should be playing
01:44just out of speakers on the highway
01:47dude there's a lodge we got a flat on the lodge cover me chuck
01:53oh my god getting a flat
01:57no that's oh my worst nightmare i just keep driving are you kidding me i wouldn't stop i
02:02wouldn't stop if i had a flat i just keep driving it
02:04when you run out of bullets use the rubble
02:09slingshot
02:13oh my god where you where would you pull over if you have a flat you gotta call triple a that's what
02:18i do you just muscle through help help me yep no you're not pulling over you're not pulling over
02:25and you're not going up on one of the exits and stopping up there somebody help me
02:29i'll never be seen again you don't understand i'm on the lodge it is definitely it's the highway
02:36to hell for sure so good luck to everyone on the lodge right now thanks for listening
02:41if someone breaks down don't stop i think when i took that was it the lamborghini that came here
02:46three years ago yeah i think that we rode that on the lodge i drove that on the lodge yeah you
02:50drove it on the lodge thank god you need a lamborghini on the lodge no one will catch you
02:53and then yeah exactly right that's the car you're safe in yeah but if you do break down
02:57on the lamborghini oh good night yeah you might as well just
03:01oh you brew you and your lamborghini break down on the lodge bright green i think that was the
03:07color of the car
03:08guys would just come down somebody
03:17on the side which is on the lodge
03:19and a lamborghini
03:20and a lamborghini
03:21yeah i know that
03:24oh look who it is
03:28oh my god i didn't think of that
03:34little blondie in a lambo
03:36free lamborghini free lamborghini
03:39free lamborghini
03:43free lamborghini
03:44free lamborghini
03:45i'm telling you
03:47and i'm like missing too
03:49with the lamborghini
03:50long gone
03:51oh no you're someone's girlfriend
03:52oh yeah exactly
03:53you are now
03:55big and a free lamborghini
03:56and a free blonde bitch
03:57yep
03:57you're like a whole gang's girlfriend
04:01oh no
04:01it's awful
04:02he's my boyfriend now
04:04yeah
04:04all these things are a bit different
04:07it's been 10 minutes since i broke down on the lodge in a lambo
04:11he still lets her come to work but he's waiting outside
04:14he better hurry
04:16make them fun
04:16it's the comeback
04:17she just hands in his check
04:20her check just goes right to him
04:23what do we say lisa
04:27make the funnest
04:28make the money
04:29or give it to me
04:30pimpinadies
04:32she got like big hair and nails
04:36big nails
04:36oh yeah
04:37big nails
04:38long nails
04:38like crazy
04:39the real crazy
04:40concentrates paint
04:41oh yeah
04:41long long nails
04:43he's got a spot on the show now
04:45oh yeah
04:46he's like yo i'm the coho
04:47cause lisa's my girlfriend
04:50what's up tyrone how you doing
04:52i'm doing good chuck
04:54just a what is this
04:55a tuesday
04:55yeah
04:56it doesn't matter does it
04:57y'all just say penis and balls
04:58whatever you say it is
05:00say penis and balls up on her
05:02yeah
05:02how many guns do you have today
05:04i brought a lot
05:05yeah
05:06keep lisa in order
05:07she got a note
05:07yeah that's right
05:08sometimes she be leaving and not coming back
05:11gotta chase her down
05:13sneaking out
05:14how's that free lambo doing
05:15oh it's wonderful
05:17oh yeah
05:18i love driving that thing
05:19that was the greatest day of my life
05:21did you buy her that
05:21really short tight dress
05:23she's wearing right now
05:24i didn't really buy it
05:25as much as i took it
05:26from somebody
05:27but yeah
05:27i gifted it
05:30so you dress lisa now
05:31that's right
05:32yeah
05:32i give her the lodge clothes
05:34that nobody else wants
05:35like found on the lodge
05:37yeah
05:37like in cars
05:38or whatever
05:39you know
05:39i don't like to answer questions
05:41dave
05:41what is this
05:42yeah dave you're asking too many questions
05:44it was a comedy show
05:45i didn't realize it was cnn
05:46yeah dave would get killed
05:50i really don't know
05:51he would kill me fast
05:52i'm so glad y'all was cool
05:54with me and lisa
05:54being boyfriend and girlfriend
05:56oh yeah
05:56it's all good
05:57yeah
05:58she told us we just had to be i guess
06:00yeah that's right
06:01we shouldn't question you
06:02the day lisa and her lambo were taken
06:05it'd be a whole different lisa
06:07yeah
06:07yeah