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00:00We did. Did we go back and talk to him?
00:02No, no, no, no, no. Try and go out the door. Try and go out the door.
00:04I don't want to waste all my money.
00:06You want to go to Tony? Sure, we can go to Tony.
00:08No, no, no. You want to go to Tony? If you want, we can.
00:10I want with my leg, then.
00:12Okay, you want this way?
00:14Wait a minute. I don't have to put up with this.
00:16Wait, are you sure?
00:18We can't. No. No? You want to go?
00:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24I love how I just stopped by this
00:26lady.
00:28Cool, fine art. Yay!
00:30A decade making his way out the door.
00:32Thank you, King Traps.
00:34For the six months.
00:40This doesn't look safe.
00:42No, for sure, for sure, for sure.
00:44He sees his girlfriend on the other side of the road.
00:46Oh god, she looks like a bitch.
00:48She does.
00:50I don't like her posture.
00:52Kind of.
00:54What are you like to meet at Expos?
00:56Zach? I don't know, Zach.
00:58You'll have to come with me.
01:00Pretty much high on stream, though.
01:02The impact renders him...
01:04We are going to get hit.
01:08Eight types of dead.
01:10Oh, thank you so much, Brocka.
01:12Brocka Bella Fit.
01:14Oh, and my girlfriend cares like she cares now.
01:16Okay, Karen, you don't give a fuck.
01:18I did play Lies of P and I actually...
01:20I'm going to say something that's probably controversial.
01:22This guy's puking?
01:24Even though he just killed me?
01:26What the fuck?
01:27Wow, dude.
01:28Does it say feces happens?
01:29His hat says feces happens.
01:31Did it?
01:32Oh, he shit himself.
01:33He puked.
01:34He puked.
01:35He puked.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Yep, yep, yep, yep.
01:38Thank you, Spencer.
01:39Loves for the posture check.
01:40Also, somebody said something that was in the middle of saying it.
01:43I can't remember.
01:44They asked something about a convention, I believe.
01:47Nah, something else I totally forgot.
01:49Oh, right, right.
01:51Oh, Lies of P.
01:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:53Oh, yeah.
01:54I did not like Lies of P, no.
01:56Why?
01:57What's wrong with it?
01:58I just didn't like the look of it.
02:00I don't know.
02:01I don't like puppets.
02:02Oh, yeah, that'll do it.
02:04Yeah, I just tried to play it and it was annoying, you know?
02:08Hmm.
02:09Hmm.
02:10Like, Dark Souls is, like, mmmm challenging.
02:13Izafee annoyed me, but I also don't like puppets.
02:17So, it could have been that as well.
02:19P.S.
02:20We're single.
02:21Alright.
02:22The game people, I think.
02:24They're sending us messages through the game.
02:26Oh.
02:27Well, I mean, they need to...
02:29I don't know, did I put out?
02:31They need to be in the right...
02:32Are we in Hell now?
02:34Maybe.
02:35knew a bottle to the face would result
02:37in such a terrible fate for Sam.
02:39We're definitely in hell.
02:44What's gonna be Sam's face?
02:47In hell.
02:49Okay.
02:52S, get up, Sam.
02:54S, I don't want to...
02:56That's you, yeah.
02:57Yeah, that's me, that's me, that's me.
02:59He checks out that horrible sound
03:01he's hearing. Not the horrible
03:02sound of the screaming souls
03:04around him. The other
03:06horribly irritating... Have a nice day.
03:09I like how hell says have a nice day.
03:11The source of the
03:13sound is none other than
03:15obliteration and oblivion.
03:17Extermination and
03:18extinction. The end, the
03:21cease and demise.
03:23The Grim Reaper.
03:25Death.
03:26He's in a hat.
03:27He's in a hat.
03:30Seems right, right?
03:31In his coarse, horrifying voice
03:33he lays this
03:35on Sam.
03:37Yo, yo, yo!
03:38You must be Sam
03:40from the Infowars provided.
03:42Make it run!
03:42Then he takes a second look at Sam
03:44and his eye sockets...
03:45You did.
03:46You dropped Pete from yourself.
03:47Yeah, I did.
03:47Your feces, dude!
03:48Your soul be like a diamond!
03:51Ooh, shit!
03:52Cut you a deal that we can seal.
03:56Are you gonna cut a deal
03:57with this guy?
03:58Absolute, let's do it.
03:59Yeah, I like it.
04:00Right, man!
04:01It decided!
04:02The notes in Sam's pocket
04:04are something called
04:05a shred of life.
04:07Every soul
04:08has at least one.
04:09And it is the biggest
04:10unit in Hell's currency.
04:12Followed by
04:13quality of life.
04:14School of life.
04:15Thank you, Raphgoth,
04:15for the 100 bitties.
04:16Meaning of life
04:17and...
04:18thug life.
04:20Thug life!
04:21If you give me your shreds,
04:23I'll resurrect your face
04:24I am in the middle
04:25of playing Dark Souls 3.
04:27I'm almost done it, actually.
04:29Have you ever done
04:30this Seemus Callmon, Felden Ring?
04:33I have.
04:34I'm starting a new run
04:34again tomorrow
04:35with Ivana.
04:36But if you want to do a run,
04:37I'm in any time.
04:38I'm in any time.
04:42Literally love
04:43Elden Ring.
04:44I'll play with anybody I can.
04:45So do I.
04:47Love it.
04:48I love the DLC.
04:48It was so good.
04:49It was my favorite game ever.
04:50I just couldn't beat
04:51Redan on my own.
04:52I had to have help.
04:52But that's okay.
04:53Oh, that's okay.
04:54Oh, hello there, dear sir.
04:55Doesn't it?
04:55Let's see if we can find a job.
04:57As long as you beat the game,
04:58it's all that matters.
04:59It doesn't matter what you did
04:59or who you did it with.
05:01If I would have done it alone,
05:02I would have trash-talked
05:03everybody who used help.
05:04Yes.
05:05Yeah.
05:05Sam notices
05:06that the souls
05:07that get into Hell
05:08are forced to get a job
05:10and become functioning
05:11souls of society.
05:13I imagine this is what
05:14it looks like.
05:15But for Sam.