Made in Chelsea Season 14 Episode 3
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00:00I can really, really want to kiss you.
00:02You can kiss me.
00:03Yeah?
00:04Yeah.
00:04I don't know.
00:05If you ask me on a date, what do I do?
00:07If I knew that you've gone on a date with someone I hated,
00:09I would say yes.
00:11Purely out of spite, because I'm a bitch.
00:13Yeah, I am a bitch as well.
00:14I'd perhaps like to get some of your bad news.
00:16We could do lunch.
00:17Cheers.
00:18How is everything with Ryan?
00:20Been riding?
00:21Actually, not for a while.
00:23We've had a bad week.
00:24I've been a bit controlling.
00:26She's been a little bit rude here.
00:27She's having moments where she's just erupting.
00:30Both of us still are like, oh, we have that hope
00:32of getting back together.
00:33I don't know.
00:34Honestly, I don't know at the moment.
00:35Our relationship was not the best.
00:37I think we have to decide in our heads, like, what we actually want.
00:39I'm not making a decision now, by the way.
00:41How about what?
00:41Not anything.
00:43Right?
00:44Egg.
00:57Egg.
00:58Egg.
00:59Woo!
01:00Flower.
01:01Oh!
01:02Good luck!
01:03Oh!
01:06Yes, boys.
01:09Woo!
01:10Let's get down to business.
01:13Jay, what happened to yours, bruh?
01:17Those don't even look like pancakes.
01:19Yes, boys.
01:24Let's do it. Let's get down to business.
01:26Jay, what happened to yours, bro?
01:28Those don't even look like pancakes.
01:29They do look like pancakes.
01:30They look exactly like pancakes, they taste like pancakes,
01:32and their texture look like pancakes.
01:33Hey, your whisking was way off.
01:35Looked like porridge.
01:36Where's this positive vibe gone?
01:37Right here, man. Well played. Great pancakes, man.
01:40Well played. Great flippings.
01:42He's so about positive vibes.
01:42Come on, man. You've got to give it. Always, dude.
01:45That's a nice change, actually.
01:46He's quite negative.
01:47I'm not just trying.
01:48So, wait, a little bird told me
01:51that you had a chat with Frankie.
01:53Yeah, I did.
01:54To finish it?
01:56No, no.
01:57To make it stronger, if anything, I think, at the time.
01:59But it was just weird.
02:00Basically, we just had a chat.
02:03And we were both like, what are we doing?
02:05Like, we've got to come to an agreement at some point.
02:08But it's like sliding doors,
02:09where I'm standing on a platform,
02:11and I could get on the train with Frankie right now,
02:14and I could live this life.
02:16Or I could not get on the train,
02:18and the doors will shut.
02:18I won't get on this train,
02:19and I could lead a completely different life.
02:20And you'll be late.
02:21The question is, mate,
02:21do you want to live a good life?
02:23Well, the other one,
02:24they both could be good lives.
02:25But then, you and Frankie is not a good life.
02:27Well, at the moment, it's not, no.
02:29You always say that.
02:30You've been saying that for, like, two years.
02:31I know. I know. I know.
02:33Or you could walk to work.
02:34I think you maybe, maybe you need some help,
02:39you know, finding someone.
02:40Should we?
02:41Should we?
02:41I've got a few.
02:43Maybe.
02:43I don't trust you, boys.
02:45I don't trust you.
02:46What do you mean you don't trust us?
02:47We know you better than anyone.
02:49We know you.
02:50Yeah, but that's weird.
02:51We can, we will find someone.
02:52We totally got this.
02:53Okay.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Let the masters work.
02:56Good morning, beautiful.
03:11Hi.
03:12I thought I'd just go for a quick run, you know?
03:15Lovely.
03:16Clear the old mind.
03:17You've got a lot of clearing to do in the mind.
03:22I've got to create some space
03:23for some more positivity around here.
03:25Keep us going.
03:27Start the day right.
03:29Wait, have I started the day wrong again this morning?
03:32I don't know.
03:34Yeah, no, I'm all good.
03:37I don't know.
03:38I'm just, I'm just, for the first time ever
03:40in our relationship, I'm just a bit concerned
03:42that you're not, that I'm not doing the right,
03:45I'm not doing right by you.
03:47You don't seem that happy in the house.
03:49I don't want to talk about this now.
03:52Okay.
03:52Well, I'm going to get a loosey-goosey
03:56out of my run anyway,
03:57so you can...
03:58What, what?
04:03Go running, then.
04:11Okay, I'm going to go for a run.
04:13And you, when I come back,
04:14you're going to be smiling from wall to wall.
04:17Okay.
04:17Yeah?
04:18Mm-hmm.
04:20Beautiful.
04:21Sweet.
04:21Come on, Sammy.
04:40Wow!
04:42Woo!
04:45Good sesh, PT.
04:47Gosh.
04:48I really enjoyed that.
04:49Did I?
04:50So, what's new?
04:52So, I'm thinking about moving in Wainama.
04:54What?
04:54I know, I think so.
04:56Oh, my God, that's...
04:57Because, BT, she's not my best friend.
04:58She's got a formal chat.
05:00Okay?
05:00We do cute things together.
05:02And she wants to move up to London,
05:04so I think we may move in together.
05:06I think that's such a good idea.
05:08Yeah?
05:08You're so cute!
05:12Tiff and Charlie.
05:14It's bizarre.
05:16I didn't realise we were hanging out.
05:17Oh, no.
05:20That's not great.
05:22Mimi has really been through it.
05:23You know, yeah.
05:23And I honestly feel bad for her.
05:25Yeah, I do.
05:25As much stick as she gets,
05:26I do feel bad for her,
05:27because Sam did put her in that situation.
05:30He never wants anything more than the fling,
05:32a summer romance.
05:33She really invested herself in it.
05:34Do you think Tiff is doing this out of spite?
05:36What first made you look in my direction?
05:53Oh!
05:53You can say...
05:54That's a good question.
05:55You can say,
05:55there's a great vegan restaurant behind you,
05:57or I was giving evils to someone who...
06:00I first looked in your direction
06:01because you rode in on a horse and...
06:04Oh, bugger, yeah.
06:05You're quite confident about it.
06:06I loved riding.
06:08Yeah.
06:08I did love riding.
06:13It's Mimi.
06:14What have you been up to?
06:17God.
06:18I guess she's back from Canada.
06:19Send a photo of me, waving.
06:21Are you waving away?
06:22What have you been up to?
06:23This.
06:23This.
06:26Oh, she's been away, hasn't she?
06:28Yeah, she went back to Canada.
06:28So, literally,
06:29we had dinner the night
06:30when she was going back to Canada.
06:31Oh, really?
06:32So I've not seen her since.
06:33I think it's nice to sort of have time
06:36to think about something.
06:37You know, like, sort of, um...
06:38Like, not a cool-off period,
06:39but, you know what I mean,
06:40like a reflection.
06:41Yeah.
06:43So...
06:43I won't ask what you're reflecting on.
06:46No.
06:47Well, I don't know if I'd be here
06:49having lunch with you.
06:50Yeah.
06:52Mm-hmm.
06:52Hi.
07:08Hi.
07:09How are you?
07:10Yeah, good.
07:12Ooh.
07:15Isn't this nice?
07:16I love your house.
07:17Aw, I love having you here.
07:19Honestly, it's so refreshing.
07:20I've just...
07:21What, except I've got a boy?
07:22It's true, yeah.
07:23You all right?
07:25Yeah, I'm OK.
07:26I've been in, like,
07:27just the worst mood all morning.
07:29Why? What's happened?
07:29I don't know.
07:30Just things with Owen aren't great.
07:32And regarding what,
07:33you're just arguing?
07:34Yeah, you know,
07:35he's just gone out on a run.
07:37We're just clashing heads,
07:39and I think that we're
07:41in a bit of a rut at the moment.
07:42Maybe you guys are just, like,
07:44getting on top of each other too much, or...?
07:46I don't know.
07:47I think maybe it's that.
07:48I sort of...
07:48I think I put...
07:49I would like to put it down to that,
07:51that we're doing too much together.
07:53Although I have...
07:54I have been doing a lot of stuff...
07:58separately from him,
07:58but then I come back and I'm like,
08:00I don't even want to talk to you.
08:01Really?
08:02We never have fun together.
08:03He does not make me laugh.
08:05So that makes me feel bad.
08:07But then he's also...
08:07But what does that make you feel bad?
08:08And then he also says, like,
08:09oh, you know, like,
08:10I feel like I can't make you happy at the moment,
08:12and things aren't great.
08:13So then that opens up a conversation
08:15to which, obviously,
08:16we should probably talk about it.
08:18But the moment that I actually want to talk
08:20about anything serious,
08:21it's like, okay, bye-bye, gone.
08:23And he goes.
08:23Yeah.
08:24If he can't handle that,
08:25I just think...
08:27that our future is doomed.
08:30Yeah.
08:38I tell you what, the pig looks fantastic.
08:50I literally, I want to buy this pig.
09:08I don't know, though.
09:09I think it would be quite hard work.
09:10I'll tell you what,
09:10I'd be the most vegan accessory ever.
09:12But what would you call it?
09:13Bay?
09:14Bay.
09:14Shot for bacon.
09:15Bacon, yeah.
09:16No!
09:17Breakfast is served.
09:19You guys are horrible.
09:20How can you say that with this?
09:22No, it is really adorable.
09:23It's quite sweet.
09:24It'd probably look quite good
09:24in between two pieces of bread.
09:27Okay, so, girls,
09:28what was, like,
09:29the purpose of this shoot
09:31with the pigs?
09:32Like, what's the...
09:32You know I told you about
09:33how Liv's doing a strong women shoot?
09:35So mine is all about
09:36how I'm opening a vegan restaurant
09:37and how I'm, like,
09:38an advocate for animals, so...
09:41Loving nature, loving life.
09:42Loving animals.
09:43Loving pigs.
09:44Thanks, by the way, for your help.
09:45No, of course.
09:46Absolutely useless.
09:47I feel like I haven't seen you guys...
09:48Well, I saw you at the...
09:50Liv's birthday.
09:51Yeah, your birthday was quite jokes.
09:53Yeah.
09:53Could have been quite...
09:54I had a lot of fun.
09:54I had loads of fun.
09:56So that Charlie guy asked me on a date.
09:57Oh, yeah, tell me about this.
09:58So he wanted to take me for lunch
09:59to say thank you
10:00for hosting Liv's birthday.
10:02So we went yesterday.
10:03Did you enjoy his company?
10:06I did.
10:07In a romantic sense.
10:09He's not like you, for example,
10:10but, like, if you were on a date...
10:11I don't think many people are,
10:12to be honest.
10:12I am a rare breed, guys.
10:14He's not like a laddie lad.
10:16No, no, he is.
10:16He's like a real player.
10:18Is he?
10:19Are you trying to say this?
10:20I'm like, fuck,
10:21who's this new young guy?
10:22Competition.
10:22Every time there's mention
10:23of a new guy,
10:24he's like, ooh, ooh.
10:25No, I don't.
10:26But he gives his head a little.
10:26No, I don't.
10:26No, I don't.
10:28Do you see him as a friend
10:28or as someone you actually...
10:29I don't know yet.
10:29Like, is this a potential, like,
10:31someone that you, like,
10:32might fancy or, like...
10:33Yeah, I just want to get to know him.
10:35The thing I worry about is, like,
10:36because he's not my normal type,
10:37am I going to be like, hmm?
10:39What do you mean by normal type?
10:40Like...
10:40I always go for the wrong type.
10:43Like, the boys that are, like,
10:44laddie, like, your sort.
10:46One of yours.
10:47Yeah, one of your sort.
10:48This is the thing, though.
10:49We were having, like, this lunch,
10:51nice time,
10:51and then he got a text from Mimi
10:53being like, what are you up to?
10:55Wait, so he's messed up
10:56with Mimi as well?
10:57Yeah.
10:57He went on a date with her
10:58and then she went back to Canada.
11:00If you're going to be with a guy
11:02that has to sort of choose
11:03between two people,
11:04that might not necessarily be...
11:05Well, I'm just going to say to him
11:07next time I see him,
11:09like, if you want to carry on hanging out,
11:12you hang out with me and only me.
11:14Well, look, I think the best idea
11:15in this situation, OK,
11:16is to introduce him to me.
11:17Would you mind if I, like,
11:18potentially met up with him,
11:19sussed him out?
11:20No, I think that's a good idea.
11:21So let's suss him out.
11:22Let's suss him out.
11:23Yeah.
11:26What are we going to do about Jay?
11:36If it was anyone else,
11:38it would be no problem.
11:39I think we can both agree
11:41that he needs someone
11:42who is domineering,
11:45putting him in his place.
11:46Definitely needs a strong woman.
11:48Independent.
11:49Independent 100%.
11:50So I'm glad we're both
11:52on the same page here.
11:52OK, so obviously,
11:53you were racking your brains
11:54last night.
11:55I put in a call.
11:55Did you think, I mean,
11:56you put in a call already?
11:57I put in a call.
11:57Yes.
11:58There's someone who's
11:59going to be joining us.
12:00Someone's coming today?
12:01Someone's coming today.
12:02Have you said anything to her?
12:03Have you mentioned
12:04why she's coming down?
12:06I've said, look,
12:07I've got a friend in need.
12:08I like this, but this is good.
12:09We're getting him back out there.
12:10Back in the dating game.
12:12Hi, guys.
12:13Hello, hello.
12:14Here she is.
12:14Hi.
12:15Yes.
12:15How are you?
12:17Good to see you.
12:18How are you going?
12:18Really?
12:19Well, how are you guys?
12:20Good, how are you?
12:21Long time.
12:21I know, super long time.
12:23How have you been?
12:23You've been well?
12:24Yeah, really well.
12:25Just came back from holidays.
12:26Lovely.
12:27So when you called me,
12:28you didn't really explain
12:29what our meeting here is about.
12:31Like, you were quite mysterious.
12:33Why am I here?
12:35Well, Sophie,
12:36how do I put this?
12:38We need your help.
12:40OK.
12:40You are
12:41a strong,
12:44independent woman.
12:46Clearly.
12:47I know.
12:48OK?
12:48Yes.
12:49I didn't need to ask that.
12:50No, you didn't.
12:51I can already tell that.
12:52I just wanted you to reaffirm.
12:53Sure.
12:54You're single.
12:56True.
12:57You like blonde men.
13:00Yeah.
13:02Height is not an issue for you.
13:03What are you trying to do?
13:05We've got a friend.
13:06Mm-hmm.
13:07He's a bit of a...
13:08a lost boy.
13:11He's been out of the game for a while.
13:13He needs some schooling.
13:16Oh, thanks for thinking of me.
13:18I mean, I'm flattered.
13:19Who is it?
13:20Jamie Lang.
13:22Are you kidding me?
13:23We want to set you guys up on a...
13:25fine date.
13:27I'm kidding.
13:28Wait, are you laughing because this is good?
13:30I love Jamie as a friend, but like...
13:32But have you ever thought about him in there?
13:33No, never.
13:35If anything, it's, you know, just a catch-up.
13:37You guys can just have a good time.
13:37Yeah, definitely.
13:38For a catch-up, I would definitely see.
13:39Yeah.
13:39Of course.
13:40So, you know, see it whatever way you want.
13:41A tutorial date.
13:43A tutorial.
13:43Well, if you like, yes.
13:45Well, I think you picked the right woman for the mission.
13:48And do you accept the mission?
13:50Yeah.
13:50Yes.
13:51It might be a mission impossible, but we shall see.
13:53Hey, let's be positive.
13:54If there was anyone who could accomplish the mission, I think it's...
13:58I'll try my best.
14:00Agent Sophie Herman.
14:01The Hermanator.
14:21Hey.
14:22Hi, girly.
14:24How are you doing?
14:24I missed you.
14:25I missed you too.
14:27Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
14:28Thanks for getting me a drink.
14:30It's silly.
14:30I was so excited to see you.
14:32It's too long.
14:32I know.
14:33I missed you.
14:33I feel like you were away for, like, a lifetime, but you weren't.
14:36It was a week.
14:37Just a week.
14:37Quick week.
14:38So, you're not leaving me for Canada again?
14:40Nope.
14:41A London girl still?
14:42I'm a London girl.
14:44Oh, my God.
14:45Have you, like, seen Charlie around?
14:47Um, yeah.
14:49So, I, um...
14:51Yeah.
14:53I basically was working out with Sam and, um, in Holland Park.
15:01And, like, basically, I saw him walk past me with Tiff.
15:07The thing is, they didn't see us.
15:09So, like, they were quite far away, but I could see it was them.
15:12So, basically...
15:12Wait, were they, like, holding hands?
15:14No, nothing like that.
15:15No, no, no.
15:16But they were at the park together, which means they're hanging out.
15:18I don't know.
15:20Like, I know as much as you, right?
15:21Oh, that's so frustrating.
15:25Okay.
15:26Um, Charlie's new to the city.
15:29He wants to meet people.
15:31Maybe I shouldn't think into this.
15:33I do like him, and he's telling you that he likes me.
15:36And, to be really honest with you, I'm not that threatened by Tiff.
15:40And if I was, I'd probably be hurt and kind of get all weird.
15:43But she doesn't threaten me whatsoever.
15:46And a part of me thinks that she's probably pursuing it to piss me off.
15:53All right, Tiff.
15:55Two can play at this game.
15:57And I'm good at winning.
15:59I'm offering you a chance to get even.
16:03But, oh, oh, you know very well the dialect of negation.
16:10Thanks for inviting me there.
16:11No, of course.
16:12Cheers, dude.
16:14Hmm.
16:14So, I had to catch up with Miss Watson earlier.
16:18Oh, you did?
16:19Yeah, I did.
16:19I did.
16:19The sweetheart that she is.
16:21Yeah, really good.
16:21Really good.
16:22She said that you guys had a nice time.
16:23We did.
16:24It was a nice year.
16:25It was really, really nice.
16:25Went to Ruston to Holland Park.
16:28And we had a nice chat at her house.
16:29Yeah, she's lovely, isn't she?
16:30Really, really nice girl.
16:31Really, really sweet girl.
16:32Really, really great personality.
16:34Yeah.
16:35So, you took her on a date?
16:36Yeah, well, it was kind of a lunch, lunch date, which was fun.
16:39Yeah.
16:39And do you think that you like her?
16:41Is she the sort of girl that you would go for?
16:44I believe so.
16:46You know, I also went and had a chat with Miss Mimi.
16:50Do you fancy her?
16:52Yeah.
16:53You do?
16:53Yeah, I think she's silly.
16:54I think she's sweet.
16:55But you also fancy Tiff?
16:57Yeah.
16:58Oh, come on.
16:59You know more than anyone.
17:00You can fancy more than one girl at the same time.
17:02No, of course, of course.
17:03But Tiff isn't really the sort of girl that goes for someone that thinks she's second best.
17:07I don't think she's second best at all.
17:10I think at the end of the day, you know, I'm not going out to, you know, hurt anyone's feelings,
17:14turn people against each other.
17:15I'm not, nothing malicious going on.
17:17That's not the kind of person that I am.
17:19I think at the moment, you know, I've just met two girls who, you know, I kind of fancy.
17:23But yeah, of course, that's fair enough.
17:25But Tiff is obviously a really dear friend of mine.
17:28No, I understand that you're looking out for her.
17:29I wouldn't want you to piss her off, because if you piss her off, they'll piss me off, quite frankly.
17:45So, listen, there has to come a point where we come clean.
17:49About what?
17:49Our chemistry that we have together.
17:51We don't have chemistry.
17:52We're good old friends.
17:53Electric.
17:54Old.
17:54It's electric.
17:55Can you not feel that?
17:56We're drawn to each other.
17:57If this table wasn't here, what would stop us from, I don't know?
18:02You're freaking me out, Jay.
18:03I'm just being honest.
18:04Okay.
18:04So, I got a call from Frances and the boys.
18:08So, Frances and Prowler, they would like to me, we're going to find you a date.
18:11We're going to be like a blind date.
18:13We know exactly what you need.
18:15We know your type.
18:15And I was like, really?
18:17Frances has called me and was actually like, I found you a person.
18:19That's awesome, Jay.
18:21I don't know if it is, though.
18:22But it can only be a good thing.
18:23I say I want a date and find the ship, but I don't know if I really want to.
18:26I kind of want...
18:26Yeah, but even if it doesn't go well, you're having a conversation with somebody.
18:29The thought of going out with someone right now makes me feel sick.
18:33Right.
18:33Don't use that as your opening line.
18:35Shall I not?
18:44Cheers, boys.
18:45Cheers.
18:46Looking very professional, Boulay.
18:47That's what they call me.
18:49Professional.
18:49Dude, talking a professional.
18:51So, did you call Jay and tell him about the date?
18:53Yeah, I did, yeah.
18:54Obviously, you didn't tell him it was Sophie.
18:57No, I didn't.
18:57It obviously wouldn't be a blind date, then.
18:59Well done.
18:59This is good news.
19:00This is great news.
19:01He needs this.
19:02I'm excited for him.
19:03Oh, ho, ho.
19:04You want?
19:05Yes, brother.
19:05It's the boys.
19:06How you doing, Moura?
19:07All right.
19:08How's it going?
19:09Good to see.
19:10Good to see you, yeah.
19:11Good to see you, Moura.
19:12How you doing, man?
19:13You all right?
19:13I'm liking the leather.
19:15How's life?
19:16Life is good, man.
19:18How's the movie?
19:19He's all groovy.
19:20Still battling.
19:23I don't know if it's a battling.
19:25Rai's been having a few, not issues.
19:28I wouldn't even label it an issue.
19:29What's the issue?
19:30No, no.
19:30Let's stop putting an issue.
19:32It's not so much an issue.
19:33You're just having what I'd say is this kind of standard relationship problems.
19:37There's not like any particular incident I can recount for you.
19:41She's just not her usual vibrant self around my house.
19:44And I'm trying to be positive about it all.
19:46I'm like trying to give her a different perspective on things.
19:48But she's perhaps a little bit bored.
19:50How she felt like it was just making it worse when you were trying to, like...
19:53I felt like my words were pouring on deaf ears a little bit, yeah.
19:55But you guys haven't had, like, it hasn't got really bad.
19:58Is it just small little bickering?
19:59Is that, yeah?
20:00Not even bickering.
20:01It's just...
20:01But is it, like, is it daily at the moment?
20:03Or is it just everything?
20:04No, no, no, no, not daily, no.
20:06No, it's really not that bad.
20:08I'll fix it.
20:11Mate, it'll be fine, man.
20:12It'll be all good.
20:15Hey, by the way, I've been hanging out with your boyfriend.
20:17Oh, William.
20:18Yeah, and he was talking about you guys.
20:20And with this...
20:20So I said to him, I was literally like,
20:22I was like, dude, you know, you guys are so good
20:24because it seems like everything's OK and stuff like this.
20:27And he was like, well, do you want this money?
20:29It's not everything's perfect.
20:30He was like, not everything's perfect.
20:32And I was like, well, what do you mean?
20:33And he wouldn't really elaborate.
20:36But he just said...
20:36And he was actually like,
20:37oh, Louise just gets a little bit stressed sometimes.
20:40Well, that's probably putting it quite politely.
20:43It's funny, I feel like it's been going on for a while.
20:46And I don't even really know what it is.
20:47I can't pinpoint one thing.
20:50He's not really doing anything wrong.
20:53It's just...
20:53Well, then, is it him?
20:56I don't know.
20:58Oh, God.
20:59No, no, it's not that bad.
21:00But I have been, like, questioning everything.
21:02I think it's my mind state has just got quite overwhelmed
21:06and I'm just now questioning everything.
21:09And it's not fair because he hasn't really changed
21:11or done anything wrong.
21:12I think it's me that has.
21:14Do you miss, like, the fun times and things like that?
21:17Or is it more than...
21:18I miss the fun times with him, definitely,
21:20because we haven't had fun together in ages.
21:21I actually turned around and was like,
21:22I can't remember the last time that I laughed.
21:24Oh.
21:26We have not had sex in a month.
21:29It's quite a long time, mate.
21:32Shit.
21:34But I think, OK, that I'm going to put to one side
21:36because I don't want to make that an issue
21:38because that's then going to become, like, an added issue.
21:40But do you want to have sex with him?
21:41I'm not, like, push...
21:42I've never tried to have sex with anyone in my life.
21:44It just happens.
21:45Like, they just want to have sex with me.
21:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:47So then when that's not happening, it freaks me out
21:50and then my self-esteem gets really low.
21:52I mean, you've got to communicate with him
21:54and say it to him because otherwise,
21:55it's just he's going to...
21:56It's going to end not great.
21:57No, I will.
21:58I can speak to him about it properly, I suppose.
22:01I reckon you won't because you'll be stepping on eggshells
22:03because you'll be so worried about hurting his feelings.
22:05And it will just be a mess.
22:06It'll be a complete mess.
22:07Oh, God.
22:08I don't envy you at all.
22:17Dude, that's a great team, man.
22:36Let me see it.
22:37Hold it up.
22:39It's a badger that's eaten my arm off.
22:42I like it.
22:43I'm into it.
22:45So are you going to wear this tomorrow night at the party?
22:47This is my DJ outfit, yeah, in the Woodland Rave.
22:50Love a Woodland Rave.
22:52So you've got a good set already.
22:53Yeah, I mean, I'm preparing it now.
22:56It's going to be off the chain.
22:58Okay, sweet.
22:58So everyone's been invited.
22:59Everyone knows where it's at.
23:00Well, it's had a secret location in the Woodlands.
23:02Yeah, but we've given the kind of how to get down there.
23:05Yeah, well, the secret shuttle, yeah.
23:08Have you spoken to Jay today?
23:10Yeah.
23:11You didn't give anything away, did you?
23:13No.
23:13Okay, good.
23:14He was nervous, though.
23:16Felt bad for the little guy.
23:18So, I mean, what do you think he's, you know, what do you think he's planned?
23:21I have no idea.
23:23Absolutely no idea.
23:25I've met a boy.
23:30He was crazy about me.
23:35And all my friends say that he's the other half of me.
23:40Love.
23:42Love.
23:44What?
23:45What?
23:46Are you kidding me?
23:50Are you not happy to see me?
23:51I'm super happy.
23:52Just come on.
23:53Oh, you're very sweet.
23:58Wait, hang on.
23:58You're my blind date?
23:59Nope.
24:00I'm your blind date fairy godmother.
24:03Well, I thought that Paule, Lug and Francis, like, found someone for me to go on a date with.
24:07No, babe.
24:07You're not ready for that.
24:08Yeah, I am ready for that.
24:09No, you're not.
24:10I am.
24:10No, we're going to prepare you and then we're going to, like, do this right.
24:14Can I take your jacket?
24:15Because...
24:16That's a great start.
24:17Yes, you can.
24:18Yeah.
24:19Wait, hang on.
24:19So, you're here to...
24:21Guide you?
24:22And be my date?
24:23Advice you?
24:24No.
24:24So...
24:25No.
24:26So, this is what you would invite your date to?
24:30I mean...
24:31Table tennis?
24:32Yeah.
24:32I find, like, going for dinner is something that's pointless because you're sitting across
24:35each other.
24:35It's kind of boring.
24:36You want to do something interesting and fun.
24:37I can't believe you just said that.
24:39Yeah, it is.
24:39That's already, like, the first mistake.
24:41Ew.
24:42No.
24:42You need to, like, whine and dine.
24:44Okay.
24:44Tell me this as well.
24:45Okay, fine.
24:45What is the vibe on if you're in a bar by yourself or with a friend and the guy comes up
24:49to you and says, hey, I would love to take you on a date?
24:51Is that creepy or is that acceptable?
24:52No, that's totally acceptable.
24:53Yeah, I feel like it is a...
24:54But, like, if you do it in a non-creepy way, how...
24:56What would you say?
24:57I'd be like, hi, how you doing?
24:57My name's Jamie.
24:58Hi.
24:59Enchante.
25:00Enchante.
25:00Because I saw you across the room and I just think you're really pretty.
25:04Yeah.
25:04And you probably have a boyfriend.
25:05Yeah.
25:06But if you don't...
25:06That's nice.
25:07Good line.
25:07I know that one.
25:08Yeah.
25:08I would love to take you for dinner.
25:10Now, I have a reservation down the road.
25:11I would love to take you.
25:12You're a beautiful girl.
25:13Here is my number.
25:14I'm going to go and wait in the restaurant.
25:15If you want to come, come with me.
25:16If you don't, don't worry at all.
25:17It would just be some fun.
25:19That's good.
25:19You like that?
25:20I like that.
25:21You like that?
25:21Yeah, I like that.
25:22Should we get in there now?
25:23No.
25:23Oh, okay.
25:26But that was good, right?
25:27That worked.
25:27That was cute.
25:28That worked.
25:28The best way, 100% would be to date each other, then you basically give me tips at the end
25:32and I can give you tips.
25:33We can have dinners and lunches and I give you tips, but it's not going to be a date.
25:37So tell me now, what do you think?
25:38If it's in the diary, that means it's a date.
25:40It's not.
25:40Yeah, you go, what date would you like?
25:42Yeah, but it's not like a date date.
25:44It's a friendship date.
25:45It's a date, though.
25:46You go, it's in the diary, it's a date.
25:48That's what it is.
25:48Whatever.
25:48Call it what you want.
25:49It's not going to be a fucking date.
26:06What do you think, guys?
26:12Look at this.
26:13He looks like a drunk carpet.
26:14Look at him.
26:15I feel like this is nice, but it's more like a fashion show, not like a woodland rave.
26:19But the thing is, what is a woodland rave?
26:21Like, I don't know.
26:22I don't know what a rave is, but a woodland rave, I mean...
26:24It's more like hippie.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Is it like a vegan rave?
26:27Lots of treats involved.
26:28You're going to love it.
26:29I'm literally going to love it.
26:30Oh, God.
26:31So what's her letting me know about this little new man that she's been like, went on one date with?
26:36Michael Charlie.
26:37Charlie.
26:38Charlie Mills.
26:39Charlie's like a great bloke.
26:40Oh, God.
26:40I did see you and Charlie in the park together.
26:43Did you?
26:43Yeah, me and Toph in a little boxing session.
26:45I saw you walking.
26:46Oh, my God.
26:48Very cozy, actually.
26:49Really?
26:49Yeah, yeah.
26:50I actually went for drinks with him last night.
26:52Did you?
26:52Yeah.
26:53Oh, my God.
26:54What did you say?
26:55I said, if you piss Tiff off, you'll piss me off.
26:57Okay, great.
26:57So, he seemed to prefer you to meet me.
27:00That's the sort of...
27:01Really?
27:01I mean, he wouldn't, but, you know.
27:02That's good.
27:03Me and Toph were talking, and we were thinking that, are you doing it out of spite?
27:10Because of Mimi.
27:11That's what you and Toph mean?
27:11No, we were just thinking, like...
27:13Is that what you think?
27:13I don't think that.
27:14I was just wondering.
27:15Why would you think I was doing something out of spite?
27:17Because Mimi...
27:17That's what, I don't care about Mimi.
27:19I don't ever think about that girl.
27:20I don't talk about her.
27:21It's more me saying that than Toph.
27:23Okay.
27:24I think you should say sorry, Princey.
27:26I don't understand why you need to say sorry.
27:27I think you should say sorry.
27:28I don't mean it as you think we, I don't know, it came up.
27:31Maybe she is doing it out of spite, maybe a little bit.
27:33Okay.
27:34And I think if Charlie does go for you, I think it is going to hurt Mimi's feelings.
27:49Cheers.
27:49Cheers.
27:49It's the last one.
27:51These are so good.
27:52So, uh, how was Canada?
27:55It was amazing.
27:56Being back home?
27:57It was really nice to see family.
27:59Yeah?
27:59And I was anxious to come back to London.
28:01Of course you were.
28:02I missed it here.
28:03Yeah, it's a great city.
28:04It's hard not for us.
28:05Yeah.
28:06What have you been up to?
28:07What's going on?
28:08Um, not that much, actually.
28:11Went to Liv's birthday party.
28:13Was that fun?
28:13Yeah, it was quite fun.
28:14I had a nice chat with Toph, which was lovely.
28:17Nice.
28:18She's sweet.
28:19I actually saw Toph last night.
28:21Oh, did you?
28:21She saw you the other day at a park.
28:25I don't know if you guys saw her, though.
28:26She was with Sam Prince, and she spotted you.
28:35Do you know what I'm talking about?
28:37I do know what you're talking about.
28:38Have you been to the park recently?
28:39I have.
28:40I have.
28:41I had lunch with Tiff Watson.
28:45Oh, nice.
28:45Yeah, I just went and had a chat.
28:48Got to know her.
28:48I didn't really know her very well, so.
28:50No.
28:51Just sort of getting to know her.
28:53Um, you seem kind of nervous right now.
29:00Were you scared to tell me that you went out with Tiff?
29:02I don't think I wasn't scared.
29:04You know, I was just having a chat with her, going for lunch.
29:08Um, you know, getting to know her better.
29:09And you're totally allowed doing that.
29:11Yeah.
29:12But a part of me can't help but think that she might be hanging out with you to aggravate me.
29:21Okay.
29:22I'm not saying anything.
29:23I'm just saying that you should just be careful.
29:28You're a big boy.
29:28You can make decisions.
29:29Mm-hmm.
29:30Listen, I'm sure she's a really nice girl if you don't sleep with the guy that she's in love with.
29:36That would be...
29:36There's no problem.
29:38Don't worry about that.
29:40Okay.
29:42We'll see.
29:43We'll see what happens.
29:44But like I said, you know, I've had one lunch with her.
29:46And I know you a lot better.
29:49I feel more comfortable around you than I do with Miss Watson.
29:55These cocktails are really good.
29:57Mm-hmm.
30:03So just to finish off my DJ outfit...
30:06Dude, I think this satin bomber, that is the one.
30:08Navy's your colour.
30:09Have it open.
30:09Get the badger out.
30:11Hello.
30:11Hello.
30:12Hi.
30:13How are you?
30:14Very well.
30:15How are you doing?
30:15How are you?
30:16Nice to see you.
30:17Have a seat.
30:22Talk to us.
30:23You're looking very happy.
30:25So, you guys are an item now?
30:27Yes.
30:28No.
30:28No?
30:29That was never the plan, guys.
30:31I was supposed to be his fairy night.
30:33Nope.
30:34Yeah, he actually got really flirty, which got a bit annoying, like, in the way with my whole advisory.
30:40Of course he did.
30:41Yeah.
30:41Did you flirt back or did you, like, just calm down?
30:44No.
30:45I didn't flirt back.
30:46Okay.
30:47Did you share some of your wisdom?
30:48Yes, of course.
30:49Did you?
30:50So, I pretended to be his date for, like, a second, and we played the scenario.
30:55So, he had a few good lines in the end, and, uh...
30:58Really?
30:58Yeah.
30:59So, it was very successful.
31:01Yeah.
31:01Well played.
31:02How happy are you now?
31:03I'm doing all of your dirty work for you.
31:05Thank you very much.
31:06It all went to plan, didn't it?
31:07Yes.
31:07Deal, boys.
31:09Good.
31:10Good.
31:10Good night.
31:21OK.
31:22Hi. Hello.
31:25Poured you a glass of wine.
31:27I'll save it, actually. Oh, really? Yeah. Why?
31:30Until we've had a little discussion.
31:33OK. About what happened last time.
31:35What do you mean, what happened last time,
31:37before you stormed out and went on a run?
31:39I didn't storm out. After making me upset.
31:41I didn't storm out.
31:42But I think what I... I think maybe your fault's from me.
31:46Maybe when you start to talk to me about something negative
31:49or something that needs to be addressed,
31:51perhaps I've got a knack of just kind of, like, bulldozing past it
31:55and just trying to immediately flip it into a positive.
31:58Yeah. So I think...
32:00I'm so glad that you said that, though.
32:02Because it has been really hard for me. I don't want to get upset.
32:05No, you don't have to get upset.
32:06But I find it really hard to talk to you about stuff.
32:09Well, that's... Because I feel like you just don't want to hear it.
32:12You know, because everything has to be, like, perfect in your eyes.
32:16I guess we're just, like, in a bit of a rot,
32:20which I definitely... I'm, like, really, really keen that we get out of.
32:24Because I don't...
32:26We're not in a rut, babe.
32:28Now you're making it sound as if there is a real issue at hand here.
32:31No, I don't... In a relationship.
32:32I don't think... No, I don't think there's a reason for it.
32:35But it's not fair to label our relationship as being in a rut.
32:38I don't know why you, like, you take words like that so personally.
32:41I do, actually, yeah.
32:42It's not meaning to be, like, an attack on you.
32:44You... You...
32:45To say that we're in a rut implies that there's some fundamental issues
32:49to the relationship. They're on.
32:50So don't say it.
33:00I think now that we've spoken, like, things are going to be easier
33:04to just go back to normal.
33:07Which is what I want.
33:09Please, baby, thanks for bad love, bad love.
33:39DJ Badger's in the house.
33:49What are your headphones plugged into in your pocket?
33:51No, no, these are to plug into the decks, you idiot.
33:53Come on, he actually...
33:55Dude, I'm really clueless.
33:57You've lost it.
33:59No, I like what Francis has done with the place, though,
34:01because you live in the woods now, don't you?
34:03He loves it being in the woods.
34:04You've lured me to the woods again for, like, some random reason.
34:07I don't know why we're here.
34:08A random reason is Sophie Harmon's rolling down.
34:10Oh, my God, yeah.
34:11The thing is, Sophie Harmon puts up, like, a little front.
34:13Okay, she puts up this front, like, she doesn't, like,
34:15oh, no, I don't really vibe this.
34:17But in fact...
34:18Do you think she vibes you?
34:19She was fighting massively with me, man.
34:20Really?
34:21Yeah.
34:22She didn't really tell us that, did she?
34:23She didn't tell us that.
34:24She's not telling us everything.
34:25She's kind of all over me, weirdly.
34:26Well, I think that the Harmonator's good for you, man.
34:28Do you know what it is?
34:29It's just quite funny to when you haven't been in the dating game
34:31for years and you come back to it
34:32and you realise that you're still hot rod on it.
34:34So you're still...
34:35Still red hot, baby.
34:36Still red hot, baby.
34:37You still got it?
34:38Still red hot.
34:39All right, give me the dance.
34:40Show me.
34:41What do I do?
34:42Go.
34:43All right.
34:44Whoo.
34:45Oh.
34:46Hell.
34:47Whoo.
34:48All right, dude.
34:49Oh, hell.
34:50Oh, she saw that.
34:51Hi, guys.
34:52Oh, wow, dude.
34:53Good timing, man.
34:54She saw that.
34:55Hi.
34:56She saw that.
34:57Nice.
34:58Whoa, she's looking over.
35:05How long do you think you could survive for in the woods?
35:07Say we've got, like, you know, you're stuck here for some strange reason.
35:11I'd say a couple of hours.
35:12Yeah, you'd be a good couple of hours.
35:14You'd be useless.
35:15I think we'd probably eat...
35:16We'd eat you first if we had to.
35:17Yeah, the weak link.
35:19So have you guys seen Mimi and Charlie and Tiff all here today?
35:24The whole situation is actually quite messy.
35:26I mean, I don't even know if Tiff likes it like that.
35:27I spoke to Tiffany about it the other day, and Tiffany was saying that she's not that keen.
35:31I almost feel like she's doing it out of spite because of Mimi.
35:33No, Tiff's not like that.
35:34And I said that to her, and she went, she's like, that's really rude.
35:37So Baron obviously asked me to say sorry.
35:39Why is Baron...
35:40He's so protective of Tiffany.
35:41Is there something...
35:42I think if Sam, if Sam was, like, completely irrelevant to everything...
35:45They'd probably shag.
35:47Oh, my God, maybe that survived.
35:49Maybe it is survived.
35:50God, can you imagine?
35:51Oh.
35:52Do you remember that night, though?
35:53When we were all, I don't know, number one.
35:54Go on.
35:55No, no, no.
35:56Oh, drinking game.
35:57So we were playing a drinking game, okay?
35:58Oh, my God, what's going on?
35:59The other day, and the bottle's banned.
36:02Yeah.
36:03And we thought it'd be polite if Harry and Tiff kissed.
36:07So?
36:08And they kissed.
36:09Sick.
36:10We weren't meant to tell anyone that.
36:12He kept that quiet.
36:13Oh, anyway.
36:14Yeah.
36:15I have heard him say stuff like, me and you'll be cute together.
36:18Are you in it?
36:19Yeah, he did actually say that.
36:20I have heard him say that quite a few times.
36:21What?
36:22Yeah, it's true.
36:23Everything comes out of it.
36:24Can we keep that in this group, though?
36:25Oh, yeah, because that's going to happen.
36:27Hey.
36:28James!
36:29Mate, how are you?
36:30I've missed you so much.
36:31Listen, I'm having a party.
36:32Sweet, mate.
36:33Classic you.
36:34I would love you to be here.
36:35Okay, dude.
36:36Well, text me the details.
36:37I can't wait to see you.
36:38See you in a bit.
36:39Excuse me, buddy.
36:40There's been a change of plan.
36:41Yeah, I'm holding you in the, you're a person, I'm holding you in the, you're a person.
36:45Hey!
36:46Hey!
36:47Hey, mate, how are you?
36:48I've missed you so much.
36:49Listen, I'm having a party.
36:50Sweet, mate.
36:51Classic you.
36:52I would love you to be here.
36:53Okay, dude.
36:54Well, text me the details.
36:55I can't wait to see you.
36:56See you in a bit.
36:57Excuse you, buddy.
36:58There's been a change of plan.
36:59you do look cute today thank you i like your whole executioner vibe as well do you know what
37:18the funny thing is so when we had our date right it wasn't a date jamie that was dating advisory
37:22i get it so you didn't want to call it a date so you went there pretending it wasn't a date
37:26i get it i get your drift no you're so far your secret is safe with me
37:34fuck you i'm not telling you man it's fine
37:36hey hello how are you i'm well thank you how are you i'm good thanks
37:48are you enjoying the uh party so far yeah i am it's really cool it's cool isn't i like the woodland
37:55apparently we were um spotted walking yeah i went shopping with sam prince yesterday and he was
38:01like oh me and toff saw you and charlie walking to lunch he's like you look really cozy i was like
38:06oh my god you're spying on us yeah no yeah i think it was him and toff yeah yeah yeah um what have you
38:13been up to anyway not that much i um had drinks with me we went on like a cocktail thing which
38:18was quite fun oh yeah no she um she mentioned something to me which i wasn't really um sure
38:23about it didn't really make sense to me oh i feel like i know what you're gonna say yeah that's
38:26yeah she thinks you're going well not going after me but you know with me or going for lunch with me
38:31to try and spite her or get back at home somewhere um i mean something which i just i think if i wanted
38:36to piss off me me i'd be going about it a very different way like you asked me to go for lunch
38:42and i had a really nice time and that was that and like now it's like this whole thing like
38:45everyone's like oh my god is tiffany doing it to piss off me me and like blah blah blah and i just
38:49i'm not i just don't want to get involved in it so i feel like you know you're hanging out with me
38:54a lot and i don't really know if you're my type and you know maybe we're just better as friends yeah
39:01i was literally i was gonna say i was gonna say i'm not really sure where where we stand yeah
39:05i would be careful of her what why do you say that what do you mean um i think she's very
39:10manipulative you obviously know what you're doing but just be careful i thought i did i thought i
39:17knew what i was doing doesn't quite see in that way yeah i suppose i suppose we'll see hello i'm good
39:24thank you how are you i'm good hi tiff hi what are you guys getting up to charlie was just filling me
39:33in on your weird little theory oh really yeah what are you saying that i'm hanging out with him
39:39to piss you off yeah is that theory correct it's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard mimi i
39:47don't care about you enough to do something to piss you off we've been for one lunch and i don't know
39:53i said i don't think he's my type but i've enjoyed hanging out with him okay so you hang out with him
39:58i mean i would be careful because i feel like she doesn't really want you to hang out with any other
40:01girls i told him it was completely fine but then why are you making up such strange theories i'm not
40:06making up a theory i'm chasing him first of all i don't chase guys i know that's what you do i don't
40:10chase guys that's not my style that's not my style that's you okay he asked me to go for lunch we went
40:16for lunch okay calm down so i'll see you later she's a very classy girl you're a slag
40:23oh for fuck's sake you do know that you can hang out with whoever you want right yeah no she's trying
40:29to make me look really bad right now okay but you know you and i we're still you know dating we're
40:34still you're gonna see each other you know because i still want to it's fine charlie we're fine
40:41all right
40:54oh
40:56oh
40:57oh
40:58oh
41:00oh
41:02oh
41:04oh
41:06oh
41:08oh
41:10Come back and literally, of course you boys are still raving, do you know what I mean?
41:34Nothing's changed whatsoever.
41:36Dude, you have missed so much.
41:38Yeah, I'm not going to lie, obviously Ibiza was pretty intense, so I've just kind of been doing my own thing for a little bit.
41:44Have you spoken to Tiff?
41:45Yeah.
41:46You have?
41:46On and off, yeah.
41:47How is it?
41:48Like, well, mate, it's just like it's been hard because there are times when I'm a lot weaker than I thought I was.
41:54Okay, so fine, so here we go.
41:56Okay, no one intervening right now.
41:58What do you want from her?
42:01Do you want to be with her, yes or no?
42:05Yes.
42:06You want to be with her?
42:08Yeah.
42:08So why are you not with her?
42:09I'm not going to lie to you.
42:10I have a message to you and be like, you know, hey, do you want to meet up?
42:12Like, let's.
42:13Are you kidding, all?
42:13And what did she say?
42:14No.
42:14No, she's just like, I'm happy doing me.
42:16And I completely understand her.
42:17As much as it hurts, like, it's just going to have, that's how it's going to have to be.
42:20She's been hanging out with this guy called Charlie.
42:23Wait, so Tiff is hanging out with Charlie?
42:25No, so this guy called Charlie, because Tiff organized my birthday, which is.
42:28The guy who's on a date with, like, Mimi and then.
42:31Yeah.
42:32What?
42:32Mate, he's literally replaced you.
42:34The vibing?
42:35I don't know.
42:36But he's also, no, no, no, but he's also gone on a date with Mimi and kissed Mimi.
42:42And then he took Tiff out.
42:43So it's all a bit weird.
42:44Mimi kissed a guy.
42:45Oh, my God.
42:46Wait, sorry.
42:47Quick question.
42:47Is Tiff actually, like, is she involved?
42:49No, no, no.
42:49Sam, who are you more upset about, Mimi or Tiff?
42:52But I'm a bit Tiff.
42:54It's just like, why would Tiff go for a dude who's kissed already another girl?
42:56No, she didn't know that.
42:57She didn't know he had.
42:58But mate to mate, the person you should be worrying about is Harry Baron.
43:03Mitt, no.
43:04This is not a good idea.
43:07I'm not talking about that.
43:09Huh?
43:10What are you talking about?
43:13What are you not telling me?
43:14Yeah, it's been quite a joke.
43:31It's been fun.
43:32I saw Charlie earlier.
43:33Did you?
43:34Yeah.
43:34Please tell me you ended it with a piece.
43:36Ended it?
43:37Ended it?
43:38Ended.
43:39It didn't even start.
43:42What's up?
43:44Oh, ha, ha.
43:46Sammy, boy.
43:47Hello, mate.
43:48Fuck, man.
43:48It's so good to see you, mate.
43:49Yeah.
43:50You are?
43:50Yeah, not bad, mate.
43:51Not bad.
43:52Hello, Tiff.
43:52Hello.
43:54How are you?
43:54I'm good, how are you?
43:55My boy.
43:56Yeah, not bad.
43:57In a while.
43:59Yeah, man, yeah.
44:00It's so good to see you, buddy.
44:02Yeah.
44:04How about Charlie?
44:06There's really nothing to tell I went for lunch.
44:08Look, dude, you're completely within your own rights to anything.
44:11Honestly, it's not for me to tell you, Carl.
44:13I know I am.
44:14Um, look, there's another thing, obviously, that I've heard, and it goes along the lines
44:21of you guys have kissed.
44:24Are you actually having a laugh?
44:27You are, you are, you are joking, right?
44:30I wish I was.
44:31Are you talking about the kiss on the cheek that we had?
44:33Is this, like...
44:34In a game of ring of fire.
44:35Is this actually a joke?
44:37Sammy, my boy?
44:38Yeah?
44:38Look at me in the eye.
44:39Look at me, okay?
44:40I'm telling you the honest truth right now, because I don't want anything to get misconstrued.
44:43Okay, look at me when I say this.
44:45Guys, stop telling me to look at you, mate.
44:46Because I'm telling you the truth.
44:47I'm telling you the truth, mate.
44:48If you were there that night, all playing ring of fire together, I would have done the same thing.
44:51And you would have cared.
44:52It's just not very fair on me, is it?
44:55Coming back here...
44:55It's not fair on me.
44:56It's not fair on you.
44:57No, it's not fair on me.
45:00Mate, it's just, it's not easy for me to hear.
45:04I've literally touched down and got here.
45:06I know.
45:06And it's the worst news for you to be...
45:09Excited for my night out, seeing everyone again, and it's just, like, douche.
45:15Stop listening to fucking Chinese whispers.
45:17They're your friends.
45:19And I will be speaking to them, Sam.
45:20If they're your best mates, do you think you should have to speak to them?
45:24No.
45:24I think it's a shame that this whole situation has happened.
45:27It's a massive shame, Tiff.
45:28I came here to have a great time.
45:30I came here to have a great time.
45:31Do you know what the funny thing is?
45:31When I heard about Charlie, I was literally going to come over and be like,
45:34I'm going to try and sort of make the best of that kind of situation and still be friends with you.
45:39I don't want to be friends with you.
45:41Okay.
45:47I was going to leave you to it.
45:50I could lose.
45:53Good night.
45:53I can't make it stop.
45:57If I'm left into you.
46:05I've got a really good idea for you, and I think you should run with it.
46:07Lingerie shopping.
46:08Oh, yeah.
46:09Hi, boys.
46:11How are you?
46:12I'm going to get in trouble for this, dude.
46:13That's hilarious if Jamie chose the underwear.
46:15He brought his, like, love guru with him, Sophie Hermann.
46:18Oh, nice.
46:19Okay.
46:19That's fucking weird.
46:22Yes, me and Sam, not together, but everyone knows I still care about him.
46:25Everyone knows I still love him.
46:27Everyone knows I would never want to hurt him.
46:29I've kept a few secrets to Tiffany.
46:31I haven't taught anyone.
46:32Me and Tiffany shared a bed a few times.
46:34Hang on.
46:35Did you get with her?
46:35I guess I was loving her fondly.
46:37What?
46:38Tiffany asked to borrow my phone, and she deleted the messages I shared with her.
46:42What a shifty snake.
46:43Do you obviously love Sam still?
46:45I would never get with him, because if I got with him, it would ruin everything with
46:49you.
46:49He was trying to get with me so many times.
46:51Why did you let him in your fucking bed, then, Steve?
46:53What the fuck are you doing?
46:54What the fuck are you doing?
47:24I don't know.