Will Smith released his first album in 20 years, "Based on a True Story," last month to mostly closed ears ... the album failed to hit any Billboard Charts ... a new career low!!!
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00:00It's a good time to be a comic right now.
00:03Yeah, hey, well...
00:05It's a great time to be a comic right now.
00:06Will Smith has an album out, and it's a piece of shit,
00:09and he addresses the Oscars.
00:12It's a good time to be a comic right now.
00:15What do you think about that?
00:16Like, I mean, bro, like, he's going back to it.
00:19Everybody keeps telling me to stop talking about it,
00:21but then he fucking puts it on a song,
00:22so that gives me leeway to talk about it again.
00:26Album's trash.
00:28I'm just assuming that.
00:29I haven't listened to it, but...
00:31You refuse to listen to it?
00:32I refuse to listen to it.
00:33The fact that he brought it up on an album...
00:37That motherfucker trying to sell a shitty album.
00:41I'm surprised he wasn't talking about being a drug dealer on this one.
00:45He went to jail and got shot nine times.
00:47He's trying to sell a shitty album.
00:49His best work was...
00:53I'm still a hip-hop head. That doesn't change.
00:55So you like the...
00:56His best work was Brand New Funk.
00:58Okay.
00:59Okay.
01:00All right.
01:01So you'll give him that?
01:02I'll give him that.
01:03I'll give him...
01:04I mean, I'm not entirely, you know, an asshole.
01:06Okay.
01:07Okay.
01:08I know people think I'm an asshole.
01:09I'm just protecting my brother.
01:10I'm just my brother's keeper.
01:11That's all.
01:12I like that you can talk about, like, things in, you know...
01:15It doesn't have to involve emotion.
01:17You're like, hey...
01:18Yeah, I'm a hip-hop head.
01:20I'm a hip-hop head to the core.
01:22This album is probably shitty as fuck because I haven't heard anything about it.
01:25Other than, oh, he addresses your brother.
01:27If that's the only selling point, that's a shitty album.
01:29Does this make things worse or better?
01:32Will him and your brother have been?
01:33No, no, no.
01:34It's not.
01:35It's just...
01:36This is the saying that I don't like, but this applies.
01:40It is what it is.
01:41They ain't friends.
01:42They ain't gonna be friends.
01:44It is what it is.
01:46There's no fixing that bridge.
01:48I don't think either one of them lost a significant amount of money behind this bullshit.
01:53Yeah.
01:54My brother might have actually made a little more money.
01:56Well, yeah, that Netflix special is...
01:58Might have made a little more money.
01:59That shit peaked out.
02:00Ain't nobody hurting.
02:02All of us.
02:03All of us are walking in the bank on Monday with smiles on our faces.