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00:01Previously on The Handmaid's Tale.
00:03She's not gonna be a wife. That is not fucking happening.
00:06How am I supposed to keep my baby girl safe from here?
00:09We want you in Toronto to best represent our sacred republic.
00:14Mrs. Waterford, you are officially released from the custody of the American government.
00:19You'll be restricted to Gilead-affiliated properties in accordance with your lack of diplomatic status.
00:25Building codes. I found 15 violations that could get this place condemned.
00:31Or just help us get Hannah back.
00:34Agnes is happy. I do wonder why you never returned to Gilead to save your daughter.
00:39I mean, there were risks, of course, which your wife took.
00:43You stay away from my family.
00:46By the next time I see you, I'm gonna fucking kill you myself.
00:50She's not gonna put a fucking Gilead bullshit here!
00:55Come on, we gotta go first.
00:56Where are we supposed to go?
00:57We're working on that, but it's not safe here.
00:59Stay back!
01:00I didn't do it this time, but I am not going to promise that I won't do it next time.
01:07I can't promise I won't either.
01:09I guess we'll just have to trust each other.
01:12For those who are truly righteous, he sometimes sends a refuge.
01:15Mrs. Waterford, I'm Mrs. Ryan Wheeler.
01:20Welcome to our home.
01:25It's time to trust each other.
01:27It's time to trust you because we've been dealing with a great deal.
01:31We're hope you have to trust each other.
01:32I'm loving it.
01:33I'm good at all.
01:35Maybe you've been talking all the time.
01:36Ooh, sir.
01:38I have a great deal.
01:39That's all right.
01:40We're just a
01:42weird deal.
01:44We're feeling bad.
01:46We're doing good at every other place.
01:48Hello?
02:11Hello?
02:15Yes?
02:18What?
02:20Yes.
02:21What?
02:23And Lily didn't give you any more details?
02:25No.
02:27Just that a guardian was coming across with information about wife's goals.
02:31Maybe Hannah.
02:32We need to get there.
02:34He might know where she is.
02:38These assholes are back.
02:39Jesus.
02:40We need to get literate boys.
02:42Don't do good shit!
02:43Don't do good shit!
02:49These fucking assholes.
02:50Ken, Ken, Ken!
02:51Get the fuck up here, Ken!
02:52Peace!
03:22blessed day good morning miss waterford lovely day today yes it is it truly is
03:52good morning mrs. waterford blessed day ezra um these were left for you by a well wish you
04:07thank you uh is um is mr wheeler around i'd like a chance to meet him to thank him for his
04:18support and generosity yes um he's usually pretty busy
04:25but uh i'll check
04:29great i appreciate it thank you
04:33blessed day mrs waterford how do you
04:48sleep blessed day oh it was lovely thank you you don't have to keep making these uh wonderful
04:55feasts for me i i you know something simple is fine for the both of us well i am not about to
05:01let serena joy waterford go wanting in my home please our home is your home thank you you're
05:09you're too kind you've already done so much i'm afraid that we haven't done enough mr wheeler
05:15and i gilead feels so far away even in our prayers i see your strength and faith i see why god put his
05:24divine light in you giving you a refuge is the very least we could do getting you away from those
05:29awful people well we always knew there would be some who would resist our message
05:36selfish small-minded people that's what they are
05:39well um we will have that center on track in no time
05:52i thought that they were shutting it down indefinitely
05:54we can't let a few simple rules get in the way of god's will can we
06:01anything
06:06do you like that
06:11sorry
06:13what bullseye
06:22what
06:22does
06:24that
06:24him too you all should hear why what's going on our friend Lee's right there in nomads
06:42land but he can't get across canadian border patrols really stepped up he doesn't want to
06:47risk getting caught canada wants us out of here they're making it really fucking clear that we've
06:53worn out our welcome so that's just it you're done we're never fucking done fighting there are other
07:00places for us to go set up but I'm sorry you made this trip for nothing he just put up the flag if
07:04he'd done it earlier I'd have called it off
07:07I'm going across
07:21what
07:25what everything we want to know about hannah
07:34it's just there where she is how to find her I'm not gonna go home and watch hannah turn up on tv
07:44again with serena I'm not I'm not doing it I'm going I'm going
07:49fine I can let someone know you're coming all right we've got a meeting spot in no man's land we
07:57use getting there from here shouldn't be too hard if you're lucky
08:01I'm going with you sure you're not going alone
08:07I'm going
08:10putting stuff anymore in these bags might be our last exchange of supplies with gilead for a while
08:27here
08:28Rita's okay
08:31yeah she's okay
08:32Nicole's sleeping
08:34I told her we'd be back soon
08:37okay
08:39if you go across the scrub land no man's land is right there
08:43you should get to the meeting spot by morning
08:44mark the best trail on the map
08:47you should be able to avoid any patrols it'll lead you right to the rendezvous spot and back
08:51and who are we meeting
08:53no names
08:54names are dangerous
08:55look for the other flag that's the meeting spot
08:58you got the code word
09:00beret
09:01you guys got this
09:06come here
09:09you should get going
09:15it'll be dark soon
09:17just make sure you come back
09:36you
09:38you
09:39you
10:06Hey.
10:31Hey.
10:34Need to take a break?
10:36No.
10:43No.
10:44Really, let's take a break.
10:45I need to take a break.
10:46I can do with a break.
10:48I'm okay.
10:49Really.
10:50Come on, we have to go.
10:51June.
10:52You'll follow the map.
10:53They'll be fine.
10:59You'll follow the map.
11:08They'll be fine.
11:09Here.
11:10What's the deal with those two?
11:16Mm.
11:17They don't quit.
11:18Through all the shit they've been through, they just...
11:23keep fighting for each other.
11:30That's really nice.
11:31Having someone like that.
11:33Yeah.
11:34Yeah.
11:35So where are you guys going next?
12:06before.
12:07Why not?
12:08What's in Detroit?
12:09Oh.
12:10No.
12:11Fuck Detroit.
12:12Fuck Detroit.
12:13There's so many better cities.
12:14I'm from Detroit.
12:15There's so many better cities.
12:16I'm from Detroit.
12:17Oh.
12:18Are you serious?
12:19Yeah.
12:20Oh.
12:21Are you serious?
12:22Yeah.
12:41Oh, shit.
12:42Oh, shit.
12:43Oh, shit.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:54Is...
12:54Is that, uh...
12:57Is that Gilead?
13:00Gilead doesn't use words.
13:06Come on.
13:15Luke, come on.
13:19They're waiting for you.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:45There she is.
13:47Oh, my God.
13:49Ladies.
13:51Mrs. Serena Joy Waterford.
13:54Blessed day.
13:56Praise be.
13:57Praise be.
13:57Praise be.
14:03I've been trying for so long.
14:05So long.
14:07I know.
14:08Abby, I know.
14:10We all have.
14:11Yes.
14:11But seeing Mrs. Waterford gives me hope.
14:14It strengthens my faith.
14:17Oh.
14:19And he just kicked her.
14:21Oh.
14:24May I?
14:27Please.
14:28Yes.
14:28Yes.
14:28May I?
14:40Please.
14:43It's such a miracle.
14:46It's such a blessing.
14:49You give me hope, Mrs. Waterford.
14:52Yes.
14:52Praise be.
14:53Oh.
14:54Oh.
14:54Oh.
14:55Please.
14:56Oh.
14:56Oh, my boy.
14:59It was fun.
15:02Warren said that things are going well in D.C.
15:06There's a lot to discuss and rebuild, but he should be home soon.
15:10Fred says much of the same.
15:12Is he worried about the rebels in Chicago?
15:14No.
15:14They'll be put down soon.
15:16I can't believe anyone would be fighting for what this country used to be.
15:20How it used to be.
15:21I mean, who would want that?
15:22Some people just have a hard time moving on.
15:27I don't know, Serena.
15:31Can you see any of these in your home?
15:32No, I can't.
15:40I mean, I'm glad they rescued these children from those unfit mothers.
15:44They needed to be saved.
15:47They need good homes.
15:50Good families to raise them in God's light.
15:53Of course.
15:55Of course they do.
15:56Poor dears.
15:57I just, you never really know where they came from.
16:03Or who they came from.
16:05Do you?
16:05Oh.
16:06Have they spoken to you about having a handmaid?
16:30Sounds even more dreadful.
16:34Are you considering?
16:36No.
16:37Fred and I are going to keep trying.
16:39God will bless us.
16:41I know it.
16:42I know it.
16:56I should be here.
16:57How are you doing?
17:05Yeah.
17:20Raspberry.
17:22Raspberry.
17:24Hi.
17:24Beret.
17:27Not here.
17:37What do you mean?
17:38Follow me.
17:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
17:41No one said to us anything about going anywhere.
17:44You have to give us information about the wife's goals first.
17:46It's not safe during the day.
17:47There's a place nearby.
17:48No, no, no, we're not going anywhere.
17:49We're doing this here.
17:50We're doing this now.
17:51We're not following you.
17:52You don't have to come with me.
17:53I have to go.
17:54I have to go.
17:55Now.
17:55Now.
17:55You can take the call from Gilead in here.
18:17I'm glad we don't have to go through the Americans or the government.
18:21Mr. Wheeler has his voice.
18:23You can be on the call if you want.
18:25I'm sure that they would love to hear from you.
18:28Oh, no.
18:30No, no.
18:30I don't have a head for all of that.
18:32No.
18:33No, wives shouldn't burden themselves with business things.
18:35Hello, Joseph.
18:52Afternoon, Serena.
18:55Blessed day, Serena.
18:57Warren.
18:58I didn't expect you to be on the call.
19:02Yeah, no one did.
19:06After, uh, all of that mess at the center, you've, you've recovered?
19:11You sound peachy.
19:13Yes, Joseph.
19:14I'm peachy.
19:16I think we can move past all of that now.
19:19We sent you there to be our representative, to put Gilead in a good light.
19:24Do you think you did that?
19:27I can't be expected to control the refugees who hate us because of things that the government did.
19:31See, this is already an expensive, costly endeavor for us.
19:36What do we have to show for it?
19:37An empty building?
19:39More bad press?
19:41Well, you can thank June Osborne and her husband for that.
19:44Perhaps someone should deal with them.
19:46Yes, someone should.
19:49June Osborne aside, we're still focused on reopening the center.
19:54Yes, I, uh, had some ideas on that.
19:56I think focusing on Gilead is a mistake.
20:02You think the Gilead Information Center focusing on Gilead is a mistake?
20:10I think we should focus on fertility.
20:13Fertility and conception.
20:14It's about the babies.
20:15That's what people want to hear about.
20:18The Gilead Information Center will always be a magnet for attack, but...
20:22A fertility center open to all that focuses on the thing that people most want to hear about, children.
20:29People will be clamoring to keep the doors open.
20:31It's an interesting idea.
20:36Yes, I think the first step is to...
20:38Yeah, we'll take your proposal under consideration.
20:40Well, I've already thought about how best to redefine...
20:42I said we'll take your proposal under consideration, Serena.
20:45Praise be.
20:46Strategy.
20:47You've always had a way with the ladies, but...
20:53Can't let her just run amok.
20:57We have to yank her leash from time to time.
21:00We all know how you like to yank things.
21:05This new grand plan of yours, what are you calling it?
21:09Uh, New Bethlehem.
21:11I don't like it.
21:15It'll be the death of us all.
21:18Gilead.
21:22A bunch of traitors, criminals, terrorists, and you want to welcome them back.
21:30Coddle them.
21:32Forgive them.
21:33Never.
21:34The other commanders will never support that.
21:38What are you proposing?
21:41We do.
21:43We don't need to court the love and support of the whole world.
21:47We don't want them poking around in our affairs.
21:50If we keep the walls up, and the borders closed, this country will die, Putnam.
21:57It will die.
22:00All of this...
22:02will have been for nothing.
22:06Nothing.
22:06Nothing.
22:10Wow.
22:11That was a lovely speech, Lawrence.
22:14Lovely.
22:15You ever think another speech from you is going to sway the other commanders?
22:20Hmm.
22:22I doubt it.
22:27You know, you're welcome to try.
22:28You know, you're welcome to try.
22:29You know, you're welcome to try.
22:29You know, you're welcome to try.
22:30You know, you're welcome to try.
22:31You know, you're welcome to try.
22:31You know, you're welcome to try.
22:32You know, you're welcome to try.
22:33You know, you're welcome to try.
22:34You know, you're welcome to try.
22:35You know, you're welcome to try.
22:36You know, you're welcome to try.
22:37You're welcome to try.
22:38You're welcome to try.
22:39You're welcome to try.
22:40You're welcome to try.
22:41You're welcome to try.
22:42You're welcome to try.
22:43You're welcome to try.
22:44You're welcome to try.
22:45You're welcome to try.
22:46You're welcome to try.
22:47You're welcome to try.
22:48You're welcome to try.
23:19I'm here.
23:30Hang on.
23:49What the fuck?
23:59When it's cold out, I spend most of my shift here.
24:03Heat's freezing in the woods.
24:04And, uh, there's a real bathroom.
24:06All right.
24:22Oh, don't.
24:23I got him.
24:24There's a whole system.
24:25Um, please, with you.
24:36So, you want to know about the plums?
24:40Plums?
24:41The wives in training.
24:43They get sent to these special schools, kept under guard.
24:46What, like prisons?
24:48No.
24:49No, they're like princesses, completely taken care of.
24:52The best of the best.
24:53What's this training?
24:56To run their households.
24:59To act like wives.
25:00They're not there for very long.
25:02They move them through, try and get them matched up quickly.
25:05She's 12 years old.
25:06All right.
25:07Our daughter.
25:08She's 12 years old.
25:12That's just how it works.
25:13But if she's there, if she's still a plum, then she hasn't been married yet.
25:28Uh, I don't know where the schools are.
25:31It's a new system.
25:31They keep the details under wraps.
25:33But everything we do know is on here.
25:39A lot of trouble getting it, I'll tell you that.
25:45All right, come on.
25:45Let's go.
25:50Hang on.
25:50You can't go yet.
25:52Why not?
25:53You can't go back across during the day.
25:55It's really not safe.
25:56For anyone.
25:58I mean, you can do whatever you want, but you should stay here until sunset, and then I'll
26:01get you back to the border.
26:09I mean, we're both gonna be.
26:13What do you think?
26:21Okay.
26:22Yeah.
26:25All right.
26:28You want a bowl?
26:35Come on.
26:36Here it comes.
26:36Boom, boom, boom.
26:37Boom.
26:39Boom.
26:39Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
27:09I'm glad you two are here.
27:16I usually have to run down there and do it myself.
27:18It's a lot better with someone else.
27:20All right, watch it.
27:22Guaranteed strike.
27:28I know, I just, I love bowling, so...
27:30I think I did, too.
27:33I think my dad took me a few times.
27:37Before.
27:39You don't remember?
27:44Uh, everything from before is, like, foggy.
27:48You know?
27:51Like a dream.
27:58So, Gilead, that's all you know?
28:08Yeah.
28:09But it's not so bad.
28:15But you're working to bring it down.
28:18People should just be able to talk to each other.
28:22See their families.
28:25Do whatever they want.
28:27Like this.
28:28Yeah?
28:34Yeah.
28:38All right, man.
28:45You believe this, kid?
28:47I've never seen anyone in Gilead who's pure like him.
28:50All right.
28:55Come on.
28:55Again?
28:59Again?
28:59This, he's, you're a pretty good bowler.
29:02Hey, dude.
29:02Wait, wait, wait.
29:04What's your name?
29:05Uh, I'm Luke.
29:06Oh, I'm Jaden.
29:07Jaden.
29:08Nice to meet you.
29:09Me, too.
29:10Nice to meet you both.
29:12It's nice to meet you, Jaden.
29:14Oh, hang on.
29:16I almost forgot.
29:17I have some beer in a cooler.
29:22Where do you get beer?
29:23It's got beer in a cooler because bowling and beer.
29:27Where do you get it?
29:28Now we need music.
29:28I don't think we need music.
29:32Wait a minute.
29:35Uh-oh.
29:41There you go.
29:42Thanks.
29:43Sorry about that.
29:44I got another one.
29:56I got another one.
29:57Oh, oh, oh, Susanna.
29:59Oh, what's your name?
30:03Wait, hold on.
30:04Hold on.
30:05Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
30:07I got one.
30:08I got one.
30:09I got one.
30:09I'm so in love with you.
30:26That's you.
30:28Whatever you want to do, that's all right with me.
30:38And also, I don't have much choice.
30:39Because you make me feel so brand new.
30:53And I want to spend my life with you.
31:03So let's stay together loving you whether, whether times are good or bad, happy or sad.
31:31Come on.
31:31Come on.
31:31Come on.
31:32Come on.
31:32Come on.
31:32Come on.
31:33Come on.
31:34Come on.
31:36Did you write that song?
31:53yeah yeah i did a long time ago now
32:00you're really good
32:05you're really good
32:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:05You should bring one of those bouquets back holding your mother.
33:09How many of these do we have?
33:11They keep coming. More and more all day.
33:15Ma'am, please don't come any closer.
33:18Mrs. Waterford?
33:20Hi, Mrs. Waterford.
33:22Can I help you?
33:23No.
33:23Oh, I'd like to go commune with her for a few minutes.
33:26Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Waterford.
33:28We don't know who she is, who she really wants.
33:30Oh, she's harmless. Look at her.
33:33And I'll be right here the whole time.
33:35Mr. Wheeler gave strict instructions not to open the gate.
33:41Such a beautiful day.
33:43Why just enjoy the grounds?
33:51All right.
33:55I'm here if you need me.
33:59Ah, Mrs. Waterford, glorious day, glorious.
34:27Your first step toward God's greatest bounty, a child of your own.
34:33Oh, I am thrilled that we will be posting a handmaid with you and Commander Waterford.
34:40Yes, um, Mrs. Putnam said that the process would be simple.
34:47Oh, easy as pie.
34:49Please.
34:57These are our very finest, most respectful, most fertile candidates.
35:07I've handpicked this group myself for such an important commander and his wife.
35:30Oh, an excellent choice, Mrs. Waterford.
35:34Good bones, good genes.
35:37She also caught the eye of Commander Waterford.
35:39Oh, wonderful, Mrs. Waterford.
35:59I know you will be very happy with this handmaid.
36:03And before you know it, you'll be welcoming a beautiful baby, God's blessing, into your home.
36:14Yes.
36:15Ah.
36:17Good.
36:20Oh, uh, come in.
36:42Blessed evening, Mrs. Waterford.
36:45Uh, I pray I'm not disturbing you.
36:47Oh, of course not.
36:48It's a pleasure.
36:49I'm sorry that I wasn't able to come see you sooner.
36:52My schedule is hectic, especially lately.
36:54I understand, Mr. Wheeler.
36:57Yeah.
36:58Well, I don't want to take up a lot of your time.
37:03I just wanted to follow up on your call from this afternoon.
37:07The, um, the commanders and I have spoken about your proposal,
37:13and we're going to move forward with it, a fertility center.
37:19I mean, that's a, it's a real stroke of genius.
37:24I understand there will be some alterations to our current plan.
37:28Uh-huh.
37:29You needn't to, to worry about that right now.
37:32Well, I was hoping that I could get back to the center and settle in and start work.
37:36Well, we, we have many good people already in place and engaged.
37:42So please, you can put your mind at ease.
37:47With respect, it, it was my initiative.
37:50And, and you'll have input, of course.
37:52But, you know, most pregnancies do end in bed rest.
37:57And while you're not exactly there yet, can't be too careful.
38:03Can't have you running around the city.
38:05Yeah.
38:06Um, your baby's needs come ahead of any plans or ambitions.
38:12Oh, yes, speaking of your baby, I understand you need to keep your levels up.
38:18Ah, yes, thank you.
38:20Yeah.
38:22Oh, yes, thank you.
38:52I'll make sure to take one every day.
39:07I will.
39:09Perhaps, um, you could arrange for me to have a cell phone while I'm here so I could at least conduct some business.
39:26Oh, yeah, that would, that would be a problem.
39:31You know, so many security concerns.
39:34You understand.
39:36Of course.
39:37Well, I will leave you to your evening, Mrs. Waterford.
39:45Good night.
39:46Good night.
39:47Good night.
39:47Just a little further.
39:58Then I have to leave you.
40:00This way's a lot quicker back to the border.
40:02I told you.
40:03Stop.
40:05Stop.
40:06What?
40:08Oh.
40:14This is, uh, is, is that, uh...
40:17Yeah.
40:18Yeah, I'm glad.
40:19The rebels have a few scattered here and there.
40:22What do we do?
40:24What do we do?
40:25Stay back.
40:25It's okay.
40:27Okay.
40:31They're, they're, they're usually...
40:32They're, they're usually...
40:33They're...
40:57Oh, my God.
41:08You're okay?
41:09Oh, my God.
41:10You're okay.
41:11Run.
41:12Run.
41:13No, no, no, no.
41:14You need me.
41:15You need me.
41:16Okay, we're just gonna stop the bleeding, okay?
41:18Okay, we need to stop the bleeding.
41:19You need to run.
41:20We have to stop you.
41:21We're not going.
41:22You're okay.
41:23You're okay.
41:24You're okay.
41:25Oh, no, no.
41:26No.
41:27Okay.
41:28Stop the bleeding, okay?
41:29Oh, my God.
41:30This place is fine.
41:32I know.
41:33I know.
41:34I know.
41:35It's okay.
41:36It's okay.
41:37Are you hurt?
41:38No.
41:39No.
41:40No.
41:41We need to go.
41:42We have to go.
41:43Luke, we need to go.
41:44Now.
41:45You're okay, right?
41:46You're okay.
41:47Right?
41:48Come on, Luke.
41:49Come on.
41:50I'm sorry.
41:51I'm sorry.
41:52I'm sorry.
41:53I'm over here.
41:54No, no.
41:55Come on, come on.
41:56It's right there.
41:57Keep going.
41:58Oh, we can make her.
41:59Shit.
42:00Go.
42:01We got her.
42:02No!
42:03No!
42:04No!
42:05No!
42:06No!
42:07No.
42:08No!
42:09No!
42:10No!
42:11No!
42:12You got her!
42:13No!
42:14No!
42:15No!
42:16No!
42:17No!
42:18No!
42:19No!
42:21Get down!
42:23No!
42:24No!
42:25Wait!
42:26No!
42:27Like that!
42:28No!
42:29No!
42:30No!
42:31Please!
42:32No!
42:33Please!
42:34I'm so in love with you
42:41Whatever you want to do
42:46Is alright with me
42:52Cause you make me feel so brand new
43:04I want to spend my life with you
43:10Let me say things, baby
43:15Since we've been together
43:19Loving you forever
43:23Is what I need
43:30Let me be the one you come running to
43:38I'll never be untrue
43:47Oh, baby