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00:17:48Oh, Jesus, God, it's heavy.
00:17:50Yeah, because it's nice.
00:17:51No, higher, mom, higher.
00:17:53No, that's clearly way too high.
00:17:54Oh, it's key.
00:17:55You've never seen television?
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:57Congratulations, you've been entered in a one-for-the-lifetime contest.
00:18:01One night, one prize, one game.
00:18:06I guess it's like a scavenger hunt.
00:18:07Mom, mom.
00:18:10Where are the clippers?
00:18:11What clippers?
00:18:12Give it to me.
00:18:12Where are the clippers?
00:18:13Why?
00:18:14Because it's a contest and I have to do things.
00:18:16And you know what I win?
00:18:18A job?
00:18:20I win $10,000.
00:18:21Here!
00:18:22The good ones or the bad ones?
00:18:24This one.
00:18:24No, those are the bad ones.
00:18:25What are we clipping?
00:18:26Why are your panties everywhere?
00:18:27What the fuck are we clipping?
00:18:28Hey, my name is Leonard.
00:18:30You can't see me.
00:18:31Hold on.
00:18:33Let's go!
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:37Hey, my name is Leonard and I just want to say thank you so much.
00:18:40Shit.
00:18:42Leonard!
00:18:42I just...
00:18:43Shut up!
00:18:44That's my mom.
00:18:45Normally, I don't normally live with her, but I owe my mom some money, so...
00:18:54Okay, so what I'm trying to say is thank you so much...
00:18:57Shut up!
00:18:58Please!
00:19:00I just want you guys to know that I appreciate this and I honestly could use the $10,000, so...
00:19:08Um...
00:19:09Leonard!
00:19:10Hurry!
00:19:10I really feel like this is...
00:19:13I think this is going to be a really good night for me, so...
00:19:19Thank you.
00:19:20That's a bad idea!
00:19:21That's a bad idea!
00:19:21Stop fighting me and help me!
00:19:23Seriously, are you...
00:19:24Are you a little bit retarded?
00:19:27Just a little bit?
00:19:29I'm just asking!
00:19:31Yeah, I thought where's mom?
00:19:32Oh, shit!
00:19:34You're doing...
00:19:34Oh, my God!
00:19:36Oh, God!
00:19:38Shit!
00:19:39Are you really doing it?
00:19:41Oh, that's my baby's face after all these years!
00:19:46You better get a big old damn prize for this, huh?
00:19:49Big old damn prize!
00:19:50What are you doing?
00:19:53Oh, there he is!
00:19:54There's that handsome boy!
00:19:56Do you have the cackle right in my face?
00:20:01Oh, all the sideburns, too?
00:20:04Damn!
00:20:05Did you?
00:20:07Do you want to do my head?
00:20:09No.
00:20:26I want to do my head over for a while...
00:20:32Who doin' la...
00:20:33Hmm...
00:20:33...
00:20:34Hey, c'est moi.
00:21:04Hey, uh, sorry, I was just calling to, um, let you know that I want the camera one second.
00:21:34Hello?
00:21:41Hey, I'm going to watch a movie.
00:21:48Yeah, baby, just chill out, but there's something cool first.
00:22:07What?
00:22:08Um, more surprises.
00:22:12What?
00:22:13This was left on the doorstep.
00:22:16Just now?
00:22:17Yeah, I think it's part two of the contest.
00:22:20You think so?
00:22:21Okay.
00:22:22What's that?
00:22:24Tom Nemi.
00:22:25You think that is I?
00:22:26That's us?
00:22:27That is us.
00:22:28Keep filming.
00:22:31Yay.
00:22:32I think we got that.
00:22:33We got that one down.
00:22:35Yeah, we got that.
00:22:361805 Mockingbird.
00:22:39Uh, that is where we're going to be given bags of gold.
00:22:43That's it?
00:22:44I'm assuming.
00:22:45Oh, I miss him.
00:22:46Mm-hmm.
00:22:47Picture of a car?
00:22:48Picture of us at the mall.
00:22:51What?
00:22:52Let me see.
00:22:53Mom?
00:22:54That was weird.
00:22:55Where's the rest?
00:22:57Are you happy?
00:22:58You're not going to give it to me, are you?
00:22:59I don't have anything.
00:23:00This was it.
00:23:01Like, it was this camera.
00:23:02That was it.
00:23:03Alright.
00:23:04What?
00:23:05Are you seriously disappointed that all we got was a very expensive camera?
00:23:10No, no, it's just that you said, oh, you won another prize.
00:23:12Look, there's a lot of money.
00:23:13I don't know.
00:23:14I don't know.
00:23:15I don't know.
00:23:16I don't know.
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:18I don't know.
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:20I don't know.
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:22I don't know.
00:23:23I don't know.
00:23:24I don't know.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26You won another prize.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28So I thought you, like, talked to somebody.
00:23:29I didn't know what was in that thing.
00:23:31Oh.
00:23:32Oh.
00:23:33Oh.
00:23:34Oh.
00:23:35Oh.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:38Oh.
00:23:39Oh.
00:23:40Oh.
00:23:41Oh.
00:23:42Oh.
00:23:43Oh.
00:23:44Oh.
00:23:45Oh.
00:23:46Oh.
00:23:47Oh.
00:23:48Oh.
00:23:49Oh.
00:23:50Oh.
00:23:51Oh.
00:23:52Oh.
00:23:53Oh.
00:23:54Oh.
00:23:55Oh yeah.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:57Oh.
00:23:58Oh.
00:24:02What about this?
00:24:03Um.
00:24:05I don't know.
00:24:06Just some photos.
00:24:07Yeah.
00:24:08It looks like they were taken, um,
00:24:09...
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00:24:33Non, je ne vais pas faire ça, ok.
00:24:39Mom.
00:24:40Mom.
00:24:43Mom.
00:24:45Mom.
00:24:59Call Billy.
00:25:00Why?
00:25:00Who does? Maybe he's heard of a keep filming.
00:25:05You think there's a business called keep filming?
00:25:07Well, what do you think?
00:25:09Well, I think that just because Billy works downtown, he doesn't know that you're in every business.
00:25:12All right, I'll call him.
00:25:13God, you're such a punk.
00:25:23Tom.
00:25:24What?
00:25:25The phone's not charged.
00:25:27Is it so hard to, like, put the phone back on the charger?
00:25:30Give me it, give me it, give me it.
00:25:31It's dead.
00:25:33No, the phone is charged, sweetheart.
00:25:37The line is dead.
00:25:40The stone probably knocked out the line.
00:25:44Mom!
00:25:44Ah!
00:25:45Oh, shocking.
00:25:49You are of no help to me.
00:25:53This is why Dad ran off.
00:25:57What is this?
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:01Yes, yes, yes.
00:26:03A clown outfit.
00:26:04Oh.
00:26:06Oh, I get the word clown makeup.
00:26:08Yes.
00:26:11I am Leonard.
00:26:12This is awesome.
00:26:13I'm going to put on big old shoes.
00:26:15Help me get some girlfriends.
00:26:16Yes, it will.
00:26:17Do-do-do-do-ba-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:26:20Ah!
00:26:20Oh, yes!
00:26:24Yes!
00:26:25Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:31Presenting the coolest clown ever.
00:26:34Leonard the badass clown.
00:26:36Ah!
00:26:40This is without a doubt
00:26:42the coolest moment
00:26:44of my life.
00:26:48Hey, Mom, I need your keys.
00:26:50I need you.
00:26:58Mom, I need you.
00:27:03.
00:27:04OK, Mom, I need you.
00:27:11Hey, Mom!
00:27:12Bonjour ?
00:27:21Bonjour ?
00:27:34Bonjour ?
00:27:40...
00:27:56Babe ?
00:28:01It's kind of weird.
00:28:10Yep, it's a porno.
00:28:20This is our lucky night then.
00:28:22It's bike porn.
00:28:24It's an art film.
00:28:30I know.
00:28:31It's really good.
00:28:32Really interesting.
00:28:34It's a pretty house.
00:28:38What is that ?
00:28:46Go away !
00:28:48I don't know.
00:28:51Go away !
00:28:53Go away !
00:28:55What is this ?
00:28:57What ?
00:28:58Oh, God !
00:28:59You're in the internet !
00:29:00You're in the internet !
00:29:01You're in the internet !
00:29:02Shit !
00:29:05Oh, Jesus !
00:29:07Okay.
00:29:09Nice !
00:29:19We are watching it too.
00:29:21Right.
00:29:23Right, can you turn this off ?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26Alright, what was that ?
00:29:28What ?
00:29:30What's that ?
00:29:32It's our house.
00:29:36Oh, my God !
00:29:48Oh, my God !
00:29:49It went right there !
00:29:50I don't know.
00:29:51Oh, shit !
00:29:52Oh, my God !
00:29:54What the fuck ?
00:29:55What the fuck ?
00:30:00Oh, my God !
00:30:01They were like fucking mad.
00:30:02This is not funny.
00:30:03This is not funny.
00:30:04This is not funny.
00:30:05I'm calling up.
00:30:06You gotta call somebody !
00:30:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait !
00:30:08Wait, wait, wait !
00:30:13Get out !
00:30:14Get out !
00:30:15Get out !
00:30:16Get out !
00:30:17Get out !
00:30:18Get out !
00:30:19Get out !
00:30:20Get out !
00:30:45Hey, wait !
00:30:46I'm calling the cops !
00:30:47Oh !
00:30:48Oh !
00:30:49Oh !
00:30:50Oh !
00:30:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait !
00:30:52Hey, this is Beth.
00:30:53I can't get to the phone,
00:30:54but leave me a message,
00:30:55and I will call you back.
00:30:56Thank you.
00:30:57Hey there, boys and girls.
00:31:00Why so down ?
00:31:02I've got a game for us to play.
00:31:05Do you like movies ?
00:31:08What is it ?
00:31:10What do they say ?
00:31:12They want me to...
00:31:14They want me to...
00:31:15They want me to hold the camera.
00:31:17Why ?
00:31:18Why ?
00:31:20I want to see your face.
00:31:22Pick up the camera.
00:31:23Go on.
00:31:24Stay tuned.
00:31:26Pick up the camera.
00:31:28Pick up the camera.
00:31:29Pick up the camera.
00:31:30Pick up the camera.
00:31:31Pick up the camera.
00:31:32That's great.
00:32:35You guys put it?
00:32:37How did you put this in here?
00:32:39Oh!
00:32:41That's cool.
00:32:42This is cool.
00:32:44Okay.
00:32:45Okay, wait.
00:32:47Wow.
00:32:47You look great.
00:32:48Thank you.
00:32:49But what will the ladies think?
00:32:52I don't know.
00:32:53They're probably going to love it.
00:32:54Go to the women's restroom
00:32:56at the Magnolia Hotel.
00:32:59Awesome!
00:33:01I've never been in a women's bathroom.
00:33:06I'm not sure I want to break through that mystery.
00:33:13Let mysteries exist.
00:33:15I don't need to know all the answers.
00:33:17I don't need to see what women do in there.
00:33:19I assume they just go in the bathroom
00:33:24to gossip
00:33:25and do cocaine.
00:33:26I don't need to see what women do in there.
00:33:26I assume they just go in the bathroom to gossip
00:33:29and do cocaine.
00:33:30I have announcements to make.
00:33:50I'm farting!
00:33:52I'm farting and I'm peeing in the women's room!
00:33:55I'm pooping in the women's room!
00:33:57Sorry, it's part of a contest.
00:34:00I don't even know if I'm supposed to tell you that.
00:34:02Did you guys see a card anywhere?
00:34:04It's like this card.
00:34:08I thought there'd be, like, chairs or couches in here.
00:34:14Got it!
00:34:14Got it!
00:34:15Got it!
00:34:15Got it!
00:34:15Got it!
00:34:15Got it!
00:34:15Got it!
00:34:15Got it!
00:34:15Got it!
00:34:16Got it!
00:34:16Got it!
00:34:17Got it!
00:34:17Got it!
00:34:18Got it!
00:34:19Got it!
00:34:20Got it!
00:34:21Got it!
00:34:22Got it!
00:34:23Got it!
00:34:24Got it!
00:34:25Got it!
00:34:26Got it!
00:34:27Got it!
00:34:28Got it!
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00:44:57I mainly eat, uh, I complain, uh, I put up with my mother, and, um, masturbate.
00:45:09So, those four things are my life, so this is unexpected.
00:45:14I'm gonna do this! We're doing it! We're doing it!
00:45:17We're doing it!
00:45:20We're doing it!
00:45:24This car sucks so bad.
00:45:26We're doing it!
00:45:27Hey, can you help me film some kids?
00:45:34No, no.
00:45:35No, it's not a weird thing. I just need to take photos with, uh, children.
00:45:39No, get away! Get away from my family!
00:45:41No, all you have to do is hold the camera.
00:45:43Yeah, here you go. You got it. You got it.
00:45:45You got it?
00:45:46Yeah.
00:45:46Okay, just make sure, like, this is, this is in there.
00:45:51Are you getting this?
00:45:52We're good?
00:45:53You got everything?
00:45:54Get a rabbit, though. Get a rabbit.
00:45:58How many are out there?
00:46:11I have no idea.
00:46:13Do you see anything?
00:46:17No.
00:46:17What do we do?
00:46:21We're staying in the kitchen.
00:46:23What's up?
00:46:23Tom.
00:46:24How much?
00:46:27I'm scared.
00:46:28I'm gonna check out back.
00:46:31Stay here.
00:46:31What about the computer?
00:46:41What about the computer? AOL?
00:46:45Yeah, you need a phone for that to work.
00:46:47What do they want?
00:46:50I don't know.
00:46:57Tom.
00:46:57Tom.
00:46:58Stay here.
00:47:00Stay here.
00:47:01Be careful.
00:47:19Tom.
00:47:25Tom.
00:47:27Answer me.
00:47:32Don't come in here.
00:47:33What?
00:47:34Don't come in here.
00:47:36Stay back, Emmy.
00:47:37What is it?
00:47:38Just don't.
00:47:39What is it?
00:47:40What is it?
00:47:41Oh, God.
00:47:43Oh, no.
00:47:44No.
00:47:45Oh, no.
00:47:45Oh, no.
00:47:47They killed him.
00:47:47Oh, no.
00:47:54Oh!
00:47:54Oh!
00:47:55Oh!
00:47:56Jesus Christ.
00:47:58They threw him through the window.
00:48:01Oh!
00:48:04What is going on?
00:48:06What is going on?
00:48:09Let's get out of here.
00:48:09Let's just go.
00:48:10Let's get out of here.
00:48:11They left us a text.
00:48:17Best to listen to your mother.
00:48:20Sweetheart, I think you'll do great.
00:48:23People are going to love you.
00:48:25You'll see.
00:48:26You'll see.
00:48:27You'll see.
00:48:27You'll see.
00:48:28How can you be worried.
00:48:29You're lovable.
00:48:30Do you want me to put that on your phone?
00:48:36I just wish you wouldn't move so far away.
00:48:39You're so far away.
00:48:42That's right.
00:48:43People don't just win anything.
00:48:44You should call the police.
00:48:48That's it to your mother.
00:48:51Sweetheart, I think you'll do great.
00:48:54People are going to love you.
00:49:55I can't watch this, Tom.
00:49:58I was just a boy.
00:49:59There's a fucking torment in us.
00:50:02That's it.
00:50:02They're just trying to freak us out.
00:50:05What is this?
00:50:06I don't know.
00:50:08Oh, God.
00:50:11Who does this?
00:50:14Oh, my God.
00:50:16Oh, my God.
00:50:16Oh, my God.
00:50:18Oh, my God.
00:50:19Oh, my God.
00:50:24What a clue.
00:50:26What is he talking about?
00:50:27No way.
00:50:30No, my God.
00:50:32There's got to be a clue somewhere.
00:50:33I mean...
00:50:34Should I answer it?
00:50:58I don't know.
00:51:08What if it's a clue?
00:51:09What if it's a clue?
00:51:09What if it's a clue?
00:51:30Shit.
00:51:32Shit.
00:51:32C'est parti !
00:52:02C'est parti !
00:52:32Sous-titrage MFP.
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01:10:36Oh god!
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01:10:41Oh god !
01:10:43Megan !
01:10:46Hello?
01:10:55Hello?
01:10:56C'est bon ?
01:11:05Qui est-ce là ?
01:11:07C'est quelqu'un ?
01:11:21Il est mort !
01:11:26Il est mort !
01:11:33On se führt il est mort !
01:11:37C'est là !
01:11:42Et voilà !
01:11:43Il est mort !
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