The Handmaid's Tale Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00Previously, on The Handmaid's Tale.
00:05I'll find my Pepsi girl.
00:08Do you have a name?
00:10Angela.
00:11Angela.
00:12She's just perfect.
00:14You can join us.
00:15What do you mean, us?
00:16There's a network.
00:17Waterford is important.
00:18He's very high up.
00:19You need to be careful.
00:20With her, huh, Flynn?
00:21She's my partner.
00:22We shop together.
00:23Don't get too close to her.
00:25It's dangerous.
00:26Trusting anyone is dangerous.
00:28I'm actually a carpet-munching gender traitor.
00:31I'd like to play a game with you.
00:33A game?
00:34Yes.
00:35Then we'll have to have a rematch.
00:37I'm out of town next week, but when I get back...
00:40Oh, Glenn.
00:42I can tell her that the commander is going to Washington.
00:47Fuck.
00:58I've heard pieces of the story from Rita.
01:08The Marthas have their own networks.
01:13There was a black van.
01:16Then footsteps on the stairs.
01:19Then something quick and brutal that made her unable to scream.
01:27There'd be no mercies for a member of the Resistance.
01:33She left nothing behind.
01:36No footprints.
01:38No breadcrumbs.
01:46I didn't even know her name.
01:56Off Glenn is gone.
02:17Now I'm awake to the world.
02:20I was asleep before.
02:22That's how we let it happen.
02:25When they slaughtered Congress, we didn't wake up.
02:29When they blamed terrorists and suspended the Constitution, we didn't wake up then either.
02:36They said it would be temporary.
02:39Nothing changes instantaneously.
02:43In a gradually heating bathtub, you'd be boiled to death before you knew it.
03:10One.
03:11Ride.
03:13On.
03:29Stop.
03:30Shit.
03:31You wanna kill me.
03:33Good for you.
03:34Good for...
03:35Look, it is not good for me.
03:37Red wine is good for me.
03:38Odette told me if you get any fatter, she's gonna kick you out.
03:41She did not.
03:42Yeah, she said that.
03:43No, she didn't.
03:44She did.
03:45No, give me a cap.
03:47Hey, can I get a medium drip with a shot and a tall nonfat cap?
03:52Medium and a small.
03:54Yes.
03:557.81.
03:56Yes.
03:57Is Claire sick?
03:59Who?
04:00The woman who usually works here.
04:02How would I know?
04:06Sorry, declined.
04:07Really?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Insufficient funds.
04:10That's not possible.
04:11I just deposited my paycheck yesterday.
04:14Do you have any cash?
04:16What?
04:17No.
04:18What's up?
04:19Can you just run it again?
04:20Could you come back when you have some money?
04:21Hey, man, what's your problem?
04:22Just run this party.
04:23Forget it.
04:24I'll just call from work.
04:25What's your problem?
04:26What?
04:27Fucking sluts.
04:28Get the fuck out of here.
04:29What did you just say?
04:30Excuse me?
04:31You just call us fucking sluts?
04:33Are you serious, dude?
04:34Is this your first day or something?
04:36What's your name?
04:37What's your name, bro?
04:38Come on.
04:39Get out of here.
04:40Let's go.
04:41Come on.
04:42He's not worth it.
04:43Go.
04:44Your coffee fucking sucks ass.
04:45What's your problem?
04:46Thank you for your patience.
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04:52Fucking liars.
04:53What's your name?
04:54What's your name?
04:55What's your name?
04:56What's your name?
04:57What's your name?
04:58What's your name?
04:59What's your name?
05:00What's your name?
05:01What's your name?
05:02What's your name?
05:03What's your name?
05:04What's your name?
05:06Let's go.
05:20Roger called a meeting.
05:22Do you know who these guys are?
05:23Are they with building security or something?
05:25I don't know.
05:26I don't think so.
05:30Who is this meeting about?
05:31I have no idea.
05:36Folks, ladies, gentlemen, folks, may I have your attention, please?
05:45Ladies, you should all know that I feel really sorry about this.
05:52Oh, shit.
05:54It isn't my decision. I don't have a choice.
05:58I have to let you go.
06:00What?
06:01I have to let you all go.
06:03Wait, we're being fired?
06:04No, no, not fired. No, let go.
06:08What does that even mean?
06:09You can't work here anymore. It's the law now.
06:14Roger, what law?
06:16I don't have a choice. They gave me ten minutes.
06:19Please, just pack up your things.
06:29Hey, why is it just the women?
06:30I don't have a choice.
06:32Roger.
07:02I don't have a choice.
07:04I don't have a choice.
07:48Under his eye.
07:50Excuse me?
07:59Why'd they send the army?
08:01I don't think that's the army.
08:05I think it's another kind of army.
08:27No, no, no, no. I'll take that.
08:30I got your lunch already.
08:32Go ahead, sit.
08:55It's good.
08:58Oh.
09:07I have stewed apples for dessert.
09:16Do you like stewed apples?
09:23You're welcome.
09:25I even found some cinnamon.
09:27I swapped for it.
09:29I gave her a lot of cheese.
09:35It's nice.
09:37Oh.
09:45I don't want to forget this.
09:50Fuck.
09:53A rose is a rose.
09:55Except here.
09:56Here it has to mean something.
09:58It's beautiful.
10:00Mrs. Waterford cut it special.
10:04She picked it for me.
10:06For good luck, I'm sure.
10:08We're all so hopeful.
10:11Hopeful?
10:15You haven't asked for your napkins yet this month.
10:18And I know you're just a few days late, but...
10:21a baby.
10:23Wouldn't it be wonderful?
10:26Blessed day, Offred.
10:28How was your walk?
10:31Very pleasant, thank you.
10:32How do you feel?
10:38I'm fine.
10:40You're not nauseous? Are your breasts tender at all?
10:46No, not that I've noticed.
10:48Maybe you're too early for any of that.
10:50Yeah.
10:52Is the Putnam's cake ready?
10:54Yes, ma'am. Just need to wrap it up.
10:57Well, it isn't ready then, is it?
11:00No, ma'am.
11:14I'm going to have a visit with baby Angela today.
11:19Would you like to come along?
11:25It would be nice to have a change of scenery, don't you think?
11:32Yes, I...
11:35I'd like that very much, Mrs. Waterford.
11:38Good.
11:41Well, I'll get myself cleaned up.
11:43You finish your lunch every bite now.
11:48You need to be in the clean plate club.
12:11Oh, she's such an angel.
12:15She's already gained two pounds.
12:17It's very important.
12:19You look really comfortable like that, Serena.
12:27Offred, would you like to hold her?
12:36Here she is.
12:43Do you think that's a good idea?
12:46Offred knows. She's done it before.
12:50Isn't she beautiful?
13:16If you don't mind.
13:18Of course.
13:28I'm sorry. I'm sure you're all starving.
13:31We've just been enjoying our time with your beautiful baby.
13:34Oh, put the cookies on the table. Oh, she's enjoyable now, but in the middle of the night, not so much.
13:40I don't think I'd survive without my coffee.
13:44What happened to your hand?
13:46Oh, it's nothing. Just one of those things.
13:51Angela had finished her breakfast, and I was picking her up.
13:54And that girl, that ungrateful girl, she snapped at me.
13:59She bit you?
14:00You know how they get.
14:02I'm just counting the days until Angela's weaned, and that girl is out of my house.
14:11Oh.
14:21Hi.
14:47Hi.
14:48Hey.
14:50Isn't she beautiful?
14:52She's so beautiful.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Yeah.
14:56How are you doing?
14:59Oh, I was, I was so worried that she would look like her father, Caleb looked like his father.
15:07But she does. She looks, she looks like me.
15:11Mm-hmm.
15:12Yeah.
15:16Janine, did you, did you bite Mrs. Putnam?
15:25You can't do that.
15:28Well, she is a gunt.
15:37Well, you can't.
15:38No, you don't understand. She is always grabbing Charlotte.
15:45She's always just grabbing at her.
15:47And I told her I was still feeding her, she wasn't done eating, and she just grabbed her from me.
15:56Charlotte.
15:59Oh, yeah.
16:01That's her real name.
16:07Janine, you cannot bite people.
16:13Can I tell you a secret?
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:21I can do anything I want.
16:29I can.
16:33I had a baby.
16:35A good one. I had a good one.
16:39And so they don't care. I can do anything I want. I can have ice cream.
16:45It's only vanilla, but I can have it.
16:49Oh, would you like some?
16:52Sure. I would love some ice cream.
16:54Yay! Okay, let's go.
16:56Let's go.
17:01Can I tell you another secret?
17:03Mm-hmm.
17:06You can't tell anyone, okay?
17:10Okay.
17:12Okay.
17:18He, he loves me.
17:23He loves me so much.
17:28Who?
17:31Him. My commander.
17:36He loves you?
17:37Yes. He loves me.
17:42And he loves Charlotte, and we're going to run away together.
17:51God.
17:58He said that?
18:03You don't have to believe me.
18:06But yes, he loves me.
18:14We're going.
18:18We're going to be a real family.
18:26Ice cream. Let's go.
18:57Car's on its way, ma'am.
18:59Thank you. We'll wait.
19:07Did you have fun?
19:11Yes.
19:15Did you get a chance to visit with your friend?
19:19I'm sorry. I should have asked permission.
19:22It's fine.
19:24I imagine you two have a lot to talk about these days.
19:32Did Aunt Warren seem well?
19:36Yes.
19:40But I'm afraid she might be losing touch.
19:46Well, that can happen sometimes with the weaker girls.
19:56You know, what you do and what we do together is so terrible.
20:04It's, it's terribly hard, and we must remain strong.
20:11Which is why I feel so blessed to have you.
20:22Why don't you go on and tell Nick I'll have Mrs. Lutham's driver take me home?
20:27I think Naomi could use some help.
20:31Yes, Mrs. Waterford.
20:51Have you seen the Putnam's baby?
20:54She's really cute.
21:00I love fat babies.
21:07Do you know if Glenn's gone?
21:11Hmm?
21:14You said she was dangerous.
21:16What'd you mean?
21:19You need to remember a few things.
21:24You can't change anything about this. It's going to end the same no matter what you do.
21:27There's no point trying to be tough or brave.
21:30Brave isn't part of any of this.
21:33Everybody breaks.
21:36Everybody.
21:56What is this?
21:58Tell them everything.
22:01Nick.
22:02Whatever they want to know, just tell them.
22:14Couldn't stop them.
22:17I'm sorry.
22:20Okay, I'll call Morgan, and you try the office again.
22:24Okay.
22:26I love you.
22:31Sounds like they just froze any account with an F on it instead of an M.
22:38I have $4,000 in that account. They can't just take it.
22:41We made it easy. All they needed to do was just push a few buttons.
22:45Alyssa heard there's a new law. Women can't own property anymore.
22:50Wait, what? Are you fucking serious?
22:52Luke can use your account. They'll transfer the money to him.
22:56Or, that's what they're saying, husband or male next of kin.
23:03You know, they needed to do it this way.
23:05All the bank accounts and the jobs all at the same time.
23:09Can you imagine the airports otherwise?
23:11They don't want us leaving. You can bet on that.
23:14They can't just do this. They can't.
23:18They can.
23:20We've been under martial law since D.C.
23:22Yeah, but that was about preventing another attack. It was about, you know, capturing terrorists.
23:26I mean, there never were any terrorists.
23:30Three bucks, bitch was down.
23:32Hey, look. Here's the fucking problem.
23:38Did we find out anything?
23:40Not much.
23:42There's a law.
23:44Well, we found out we're boned. Big surprise.
23:49I should get going.
23:51We're pulling together a march for Thursday morning.
23:55Look, we'll figure it out. This can't last.
23:59Hey, you have all my money now. So, congratulations.
24:04Come on. You know I'll take care of you.
24:07Christ.
24:09That's not what he's saying.
24:10What? What's wrong?
24:12Nothing. It just sounds a little patronizing.
24:14You're so fucking patronizing.
24:17No, bring it on. I want to hear why I shouldn't take care of my wife.
24:20My wife? She doesn't belong to you.
24:23That's right.
24:24No, no, no. She isn't your property and she doesn't need you to take care of her.
24:27See, that's where all of this comes from.
24:29You want to take care of us because we're weak, right?
24:31Because we're less than.
24:33That's exactly what I'm saying.
24:35I'll take care of your money. I'll take care of your body.
24:38You really got a fucking problem, you know that?
24:41Should I just go in the kitchen and cut my dick off?
24:43No, you should do that. And while you do it, take a video of it.
24:46Because the girls down at The Collective will love watching that shit.
24:49They'll love it.
24:50It's not for The Collective. It's for you. You know that.
25:00Hey, Jay, this is closed. You're going to have to take the train at, uh, Alewife.
25:04Hey, Jay, this is closed. You're going to have to take the train at, uh, Alewife.
25:10Shit.
25:12You want me to walk you to the station?
25:15Fuck yeah. It's crazy out there.
25:19That's big strong, man.
25:26Big strong fuck.
25:33Fuck.
26:04Please, God, I don't want pain.
26:09I don't want to be a doll hung on the wall.
26:12I want to keep on living.
26:15I'll do anything.
26:17Resign my body freely to the uses of others.
26:22I'll sacrifice. I'll repent.
26:25I'll abdicate. I'll renounce.
26:27I'll abdicate. I'll renounce.
26:30I'll abdicate. I'll abdicate. I'll renounce.
26:36I find these conversations are much more efficient if we are all on the same page from the start.
26:41Eyes up.
26:43Good.
26:45Offred, if you do your best to answer these questions, this will all be really painless.
26:49All right?
26:50Yes, sir.
26:51Good. That's what we all want.
26:54Ofglen is your shopping partner, correct?
26:56Yes, sir.
26:58And you walked with the previous handmaid assigned to that house?
27:01Yes.
27:02You walked together every day?
27:04Yes.
27:06And what sorts of things would you and Ofglen talk about?
27:11We talked about our shopping.
27:15We talked about the weather.
27:19You always walked directly to town and then directly home?
27:23Yes.
27:26Sometimes we would stop at the wall to pray.
27:30Did you ever take the long way home? Walk by the river?
27:35It's pretty by the river.
27:37Yeah. It's nice. It's peaceful.
27:40Private.
27:45What did you talk about when you walked by the river?
27:51Shopping.
27:56And the weather.
27:57Shopping and the weather.
28:01Nothing else?
28:04Nothing that I can remember.
28:09Ofglen is quite a beautiful girl, isn't she?
28:18She was very pleasant looking.
28:21In what way?
28:23Her hair? Her lips?
28:26What part of her is so very pleasant?
28:32I don't know. It's just...
28:37It's a whole package, I guess.
28:40So on these walks, alone, did you ever do anything more than talk?
28:49I'm sorry. I don't know what you mean.
28:52Apologies, Offred. This is rather delicate territory.
28:58Did she ever touch you?
29:03No.
29:06Never.
29:07Did she ever try?
29:08No.
29:11Did you know she was a gender traitor?
29:16Yes.
29:18How did you know?
29:23Because she mentioned her wife from before.
29:30In passing.
29:32In passing?
29:34And you didn't report this to your mistress?
29:37Sorry. I didn't think about it.
29:39You didn't think about it?
29:41Did she ever tell you she was engaged in a relationship?
29:44Did she ever talk about a Martha?
29:48No.
29:50But you knew what she was?
29:59I knew she was gay.
30:10That word is not to be used. Do you understand me?
30:14Yes, Aunt Lydia.
30:17That girl.
30:20That thing.
30:22Was an offense to God.
30:25She was a disgusting beast.
30:35Why didn't you report the conversation?
30:39Why didn't you report the conversation?
30:46Because she was my friend.
31:05Remember your scripture.
31:08Blessed are the meek.
31:20And blessed are those who suffer for the cause of righteousness.
31:29For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
31:39I remember.
31:49No, stop!
31:50There's water for this estate business.
31:52No, she's pregnant!
32:03This is such wonderful news.
32:06Congratulations on your blessed miracle.
32:08We have all the information that we need.
32:10Get out of my house.
32:27It's okay.
32:36It's okay.
33:06It's okay.
33:37It's okay.
33:40It's okay.
34:05Order, please.
34:07Mr. Gamble, for the state.
34:09Yes, Your Honor.
34:12The accused stand charged with gender treachery in violation of Romans 1, verse 26.
34:18By his word.
34:19And you swear by his name that the report you have submitted is the truth entirely?
34:24Yes, I do so swear.
34:25Then, in the name of God and his servants here on earth,
34:28the accused are hereby found guilty.
34:32Martha, 6715301, you are hereby sentenced to the common mercy of the state.
34:40And you, Handmaid8967, your existence is an abomination.
34:48True justice would see you sent to an eternity of suffering.
34:52But God has seemed fit to make you fruitful, and by that we are bound.
34:57Handmaid8967, you are sentenced to redemption.
35:04Sentences will be carried out immediately.
35:27Thank you, Your Honor.
35:57Thank you, Your Honor.
36:27Thank you, Your Honor.
36:57Thank you, Your Honor.
37:28No!
37:39No!
37:49No!
37:55No!
37:57No!
38:05Can I come in?
38:08Sure.
38:13Hi.
38:14Hey.
38:20I just wanted to check if you're okay.
38:23I'm fine.
38:30Except for the weird guy who just snuck into my room.
38:35Other than that...
38:44You're dripping.
38:47I brought you some ice.
39:15I wish I should have...
39:19I should have just driven away with you.
39:24No.
39:54No.
40:24No.
40:54No.
41:17No ice cream for you this month, young lady.
41:25No ice cream for you this month.
41:42No ice cream for you this month.
41:51No ice cream for you this month.
41:54I don't want to die, I don't want to die
42:01I don't want to die, I don't want to die
42:10I don't want to die, I don't want to die
42:19I don't want to die
42:25I don't want to die, I don't want to die
42:39Oh, my God!
42:41Oh, my God!
42:43Oh, my God!
42:45Oh, my God!
42:47Oh, my God!
42:49Oh, my God!
42:51Oh, my God!
42:53Oh, my God!
42:55Oh, my God!
42:57Oh, my God!
42:59Oh, my God!
43:01Oh, my God!
43:03Oh, my God!
43:05Oh, my God!
43:07Oh, my God!
43:09Oh, my God!
43:11Oh, my God!
43:13Oh, my God!
43:15Oh, my God!
43:17Oh, my God!
43:19Oh, my God!
43:21Oh, my God!
43:23Oh, my God!
43:25Oh, my God!
43:27Oh, my God!
43:29Oh, my God!
43:31Oh, my God!
43:33Oh, my God!
43:35Oh, my God!
43:37Oh, my God!
43:39Oh, my God!
43:41Oh, my God!
43:43Oh, my God!
43:45Oh, my God!
43:47Oh, my God!
43:49Oh, my God!
43:51Oh, my God!
43:53Oh, my God!
43:55Oh, my God!
43:57Oh, my God!
43:59Oh, my God!
44:01Oh, my God!
44:03Oh, my God!
44:05Put your fists
44:07After behind
44:19Oh
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44:27Oh
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46:11Off for a blessed day.
46:13Please, come on up.
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46:20What do you think?
46:22♪♪
46:24I know that we're still in such early stages,
46:27but I've been wanting to clean this room out
46:29for quite some time, and the light here
46:31is so beautiful in the morning.
46:34And by his word, all things are possible to him.
46:38I believe it.
46:41Mrs. Waterford, I want to tell you something.
46:45Fred and I, we tried for so long.
46:51It was hard to keep faith, but...
46:55Here you are.
46:57Here you are.
47:03You're right here.
47:05You're my miracle.
47:08My beautiful miracle.
47:17Mrs. Waterford, I'm not pregnant.
47:26I got my period.
47:36I got my period.
47:48When?
47:52Last night.
48:05♪♪
48:19You will stay here, and you will not leave this room.
48:22Do you understand me?
48:26Do you understand me?!
48:31Mrs. Waterford.
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48:46Things can get much worse for you.
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50:01The stitches will come out in a few days.
50:06I know this is a shock for you, Emily.
50:10You can still have children, of course,
50:12but things will be so much easier for you now.
50:24You won't want what you cannot have.
50:32Blessed be the fruit, dear.
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