The Handmaid's Tale Season 1 Episode 2
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00:01Run, run, run! Run, run!
00:03Previously on The Handmaid's Tale
00:05Got her!
00:06This is the new one.
00:07And Commander Waterford.
00:09May God make me truly worthy.
00:11He is my husband. Don't get any ideas.
00:14Fertility is a gift directly from God.
00:16You girls will serve the leaders of the faithful and their barren wives.
00:21You will bear children for them.
00:24Welcome to the friggin' loony bin.
00:26Blessed are the meek, dear.
00:28What'd they do to her?
00:29If my right eye offends thee, pluck it out.
00:32He's the commander's driver.
00:34Maybe he watches me.
00:36There's an eye in your house.
00:40Be careful.
00:42My name is June.
00:44I intend to survive.
00:59Blue.
01:06I let it take me.
01:09Blue moon.
01:11Rhapsody in blue.
01:13Tangled up in blue.
01:16Blue oyster cult.
01:18Blue Monday.
01:20Our car was that color.
01:22We bought it off Craigslist.
01:25It smelled like maple syrup.
01:27Luke said it was a leak in the radiator.
01:29It was probably bad for kids.
01:32After we got it fixed, I missed that smell.
01:35And so did Hannah.
01:37She said it smelled like Saturdays.
01:40I wish he'd hurry the fuck up.
01:55I wish he'd hurry the fuck up.
02:18Hi.
02:20Possibly the fruit.
02:26May the Lord open.
02:44We should go.
02:46It's gonna pour.
02:51Would you like to take the long way?
02:53You're gonna get caught in the rain.
02:56I like the rain.
02:58Okay.
03:00Whatever.
03:02We're going home.
03:05Under his eye.
03:06Under his eye.
03:12Do you think it's safe to talk here?
03:14If we're careful.
03:15Are you from here?
03:17What client?
03:18You?
03:19Missoula, Montana, if you can believe that.
03:22I moved here for school.
03:29Do you work in the city, or did you?
03:31I was an assistant book editor.
03:33After my daughter, Hannah, was born.
03:35It was part-time, but...
03:37Sometimes it was just paperwork, but we did novels and academic titles.
03:43Once we did nine volumes on the history of falconry.
03:46Oh, man.
03:48Actually, that sounds like it'd be fun to me right now.
03:51Yeah, that kind of sounds amazing.
03:56I worked at the university, lecturer in cellular biology.
03:59Wow.
04:01I thought all the college professors were sent to the colonies.
04:04Sort of.
04:05I have two good ovaries, so they were kind enough to overlook my sinful past.
04:10Lucky me.
04:19St. Paul's.
04:22It was my dad's parish.
04:26My daughter was baptized there.
04:33They took down St. Patrick's in New York City.
04:37Glued it up and dumped every stone in the Hudson River.
04:42They fucking erased it.
04:47And how do you know that?
04:50I know there's an eye in my house.
05:20It's okay.
05:34To be relieved it wasn't you.
05:36It was someone.
05:38I know.
05:44There's a way to help them.
05:49They can join us.
05:52What do you mean, us?
05:55There's a network.
05:59I don't know.
06:00I'm not that kind of person.
06:02No one is until they have to be.
06:05Waterford is important.
06:06He's very high up.
06:08You should find out and tell us.
06:13Find out what?
06:14Find out anything.
06:19Don't say a word, Corso.
06:27There isn't us.
06:30It seems imagined, like secrets in fifth grade.
06:34People with mysterious histories and dark linkages.
06:40It doesn't seem as if it should be the true shape of the world.
06:45That's a hangover from an extinct reality.
06:50Now, the guardians of the faithful and American soldiers still fight with tanks in the remains of Chicago.
06:58Now, Anchorage is the capital of what's left of the United States.
07:03And the flag that flies over that city has only two stars.
07:08Now, darkness and secrets are everywhere.
07:12Now, there has to be an us.
07:15Because now, there is a them.
07:37Yes.
07:40You've gone a while.
07:42Sometimes we walk home along by the river.
08:03You need to be careful.
08:07By the river?
08:09With her, Ofglen.
08:15She's my partner. We shop together.
08:19Don't get too close to her. It's dangerous.
08:47He wants to see you.
08:50Who?
08:52The commander.
08:54Tonight in his office.
08:58Why?
09:01Nine o'clock. Don't be late.
09:09It's forbidden for us to be alone with the commanders.
09:12We aren't concubines.
09:14We're two-legged wombs.
09:16Maybe he knows about Ofglen.
09:18Have I been invited to my own ending?
09:21No, because it isn't an invitation.
09:25I can't send my regrets.
09:38Operator.
09:47It's the birth mobile. Hurry. They won't wait all day.
09:59I got it.
10:07Sorry for good news.
10:32It's wonderful, isn't it?
10:34Wonderful.
10:36What is it?
10:38Ofglen praised me.
10:43One-eyed batshit crazy Janine.
10:46What will she give birth to?
10:48An unbaby with a pinhead?
10:50Or a snout like a dog's?
10:53No heart.
10:55Chances for a healthy birth are one in five.
10:59I'm not pregnant at all.
11:10You all right?
11:12Fuck.
11:13It's all right.
11:14We're almost there.
11:18Here we are.
11:30Hi, yeah.
11:31Can I get some help?
12:00There's real coffee.
12:01Can you smell it?
12:02We do the work and then they pig out.
12:03Breathe.
12:04Breathe.
12:05Breathe.
12:06You're doing so great.
12:28You're doing so great.
12:33I'm so sorry.
12:37Breathe through your belly button.
12:44Such a special day.
12:45Such a blessed day.
12:51We're right here with you.
12:55Breathe.
12:57Breathe.
13:22Breathe.
13:26Breathe.
13:27Breathe.
13:29Breathe.
13:31And again, girls.
13:32There's a smell coming from that room.
13:36Something primal.
13:38It's the smell of dens.
13:40Of inhabited caves.
13:43It's the smell of the plaid blanket on the bed where the cat gave birth once, before she was spayed.
13:49Exhale.
13:51Breathe.
13:53Breathe.
13:55It's the smell of Genesis.
13:58Hold.
14:00Hold.
14:02Hold.
14:04Exhale.
14:06Exhale.
14:08Exhale.
14:10Breathe.
14:12Breathe.
14:14Breathe.
14:16And hold.
14:18Hold.
14:20Hold.
14:22Exhale.
14:24Exhale.
14:26Exhale.
14:28Breathe.
14:30Breathe.
14:32Breathe.
14:34And hold.
14:36You're doing great.
14:40Exhale.
14:42Exhale.
14:44Exhale.
14:46Exhale.
14:47Breathe.
15:10You smell so good.
15:13You too.
15:15Hi, Hannah.
15:18Hi.
15:21Hello there.
15:23Looking around?
15:28Is Daddy keeping you awake?
15:35Hey, Mom.
15:36Hi.
15:37How we doing?
15:38Very good, I think.
15:41Hey, will the doctor call me when the tests come back?
15:43Oh, the lab just sent them up.
15:45All normal.
15:46Genetic screening and cardiac tests are perfect.
15:49She is a healthy little girl.
15:51Oh, yes, she is.
15:53Thank God.
15:54Praise be.
15:55Yes, she is.
15:58Who is that?
16:01Who is that?
16:02Someone's going to take her first baby.
16:12Bath time.
16:15Where are the babies?
16:17Oh, we had a difficult night.
16:20Two went to the intensive care unit.
16:23And the others are with God.
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18:12Okay.
18:20He wants to see me alone.
18:26Your commander.
18:30Shit.
18:32You don't know why?
18:34No.
18:35Maybe he did this with the one before you.
18:37Maybe she told someone about it.
18:40Let me see what I can find out.
18:41It's too dangerous.
18:43It'll be okay.
18:45I'm sneaky.
18:51What are you doing?
18:55I'm just helping Mrs. Waterford.
18:57We'll leave it.
18:59Come with me.
19:07Offred, what's going on up there?
19:11Her contractions are getting much closer together.
19:15It's taking forever.
19:16Is it breached, dear?
19:17Did you hear that word?
19:19No, ma'am.
19:20Oh, well.
19:21We'll have to be patient then, won't we?
19:24Yes, ma'am.
19:28Would you like a cookie, dear?
19:30You shouldn't spoil them.
19:31Sugar is bad for them.
19:33Surely one won't hurt?
19:35It is a special day.
19:38Offred, would you like a cookie?
19:42Yes, please.
19:56Here you are.
20:07Oh, isn't she well behaved?
20:11Well behaved.
20:20You can go.
20:28Little whores, all of them.
20:30But still, you can't be choosy.
20:32You have to take what they hand out.
20:41Okay.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:26Breathe.
21:27Breathe.
21:28Breathe, girls!
21:30Energy!
21:32Let Him feel your devotion, and we will be rewarded.
21:37Hold.
21:38Hold.
21:39Hold.
21:41Exhale. Exhale. Exhale.
21:46Good girl, Lauren. Good girl.
21:49You are doing so well. We are so proud of you.
21:55No, I'm... I'm fine. I need to walk.
22:00Stretch your legs a bit. Girls, come on now. Help her. Help her now.
22:12Get her to the chair. Tell her it's time.
22:35It's time to push. Push! Push!
22:41Push! Push! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
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23:35Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
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24:05It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
24:14A fine and healthy girl.
24:19You are the best.
24:29Come here.
24:35It's a time for rejoicing, my love.
24:39This is our happy, happy moment.
24:46Think of what's to come for you, my girl.
25:06It's okay. It's okay.
25:09Look at me. Look at me. She's beautiful. She's beautiful.
25:17She's precious. Look at her.
25:28She's just perfect.
25:31Isn't she?
25:32Do you have a name?
25:37Angela.
25:39Angela.
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26:43Luke?
27:06Hey.
27:07Hey.
27:08You hungry?
27:09I got some snacks.
27:10Where is she?
27:11Did they take her for a blood test?
27:13Huh?
27:14Hannah, she's not here.
27:17I thought you had her.
27:20What's that?
27:22I don't know. Wait here, honey.
27:23Luke?
27:24No, wait there. I'll be right back.
27:37Luke?
27:41Honey?
27:47What?
27:48Stay here.
27:49Oh, my God.
27:51Honey?
27:59Hey, excuse me.
28:01Excuse me.
28:08What are you doing?
28:11She's alive.
28:14My baby.
28:16I told them.
28:18She's not your baby.
28:21Of course she is.
28:25Isn't she beautiful?
28:32Luke?
28:37Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:38Hey, stop! She's here! Stop!
28:40No, take my baby!
28:41No, she's here!
28:42No!
28:43Take the baby!
28:47She's my baby. She's my baby.
28:49She's mine. She's mine.
28:50She's ours.
28:51Give her to me, Luke.
28:54She's mine. Give her to me.
28:56Give her to me.
28:58There you are.
28:59Is she okay?
29:00She's okay.
29:01Is she all right?
29:02She's okay.
29:03She's crying a lot.
29:04Is she all right?
29:05She's okay.
29:06My baby!
29:07My baby!
29:10My baby!
29:29No one knew anything about what your commander might want.
29:34Sorry.
29:36But that doesn't mean it's bad.
29:40If he accuses you of something, don't defend yourself.
29:44Don't explain. Just apologize.
29:46They love to be forgiving.
29:48Okay.
29:51Thank you for trying.
29:54No worries.
29:57He probably just wants a blowjob.
30:02What did he say when he asked to see you alone?
30:06He didn't. He sent his driver, Nick.
30:09Be careful. A lot of the drivers work for the eyes.
30:14He said I shouldn't trust you.
30:17He said you were dangerous.
30:20Really?
30:21Yeah.
30:28I mean, he's right. Trusting anyone is dangerous.
30:35Especially a carpet-munching gender traitor.
30:38Yeah.
30:39I'm sorry.
30:40I'm sorry.
31:08Time to get up now.
31:11This little girl needs a nip.
31:27I have work to get to.
31:28You okay by yourself?
31:29Yeah, I nursed my son.
31:32I've done it before.
31:41No! No!
31:43Come on.
31:46Come on, it's right there. Come on.
31:48Shh.
32:03Caleb used to do that when he ate.
32:07Pull my hair like that.
32:11Caleb's your brother.
32:19I'm your mommy.
32:27Woke up this morning.
32:30Shine with the rising sun.
32:34Three little birds.
32:37Sit by my doorstep.
32:41Singing sweet songs.
32:45Of melodies pure and true.
32:49Saying.
32:51This is my message to you.
32:58Don't worry.
33:02About a thing.
33:03About a thing.
33:08Cause every little thing.
33:11Is gonna be alright.
33:33I'm sorry.
33:49Beyond the commander's door is a place where women do not go.
33:53Not even Serena Joy.
33:57What male totems are kept in there?
34:00I guess there may be something he wants from me.
34:03To want is to have a weakness.
34:06If that gives me hope.
34:09I can't stop thinking about the girl in the horror movie.
34:12Who goes down into the basement when the light is out.
34:15The girl who thinks her boyfriend with the perfect hair is just playing a sexy prank.
34:21Justin, are you down there?
34:26And then she descends with a stupid smile to her bloody end.
34:33That girl's a fucking moron.
34:39Come in.
34:41Please God, don't let me be a fucking moron.
34:51Close the door behind you.
35:04Sit down.
35:12Please.
35:34Please.
35:48Thank you for coming.
35:52You're welcome.
35:55You can look at me.
35:58We're not supposed to.
36:00In here we might be able to bend the rules.
36:04Just a bit.
36:13Hello there.
36:17Hi.
36:20I imagine you must find this strange.
36:27I guess it's a little strange.
36:34I want...
36:36This will sound silly.
36:38I'd like to play a game with you.
36:42A game?
36:43Yes.
36:52Do you know how to play?
36:58Yes.
36:59Good.
37:01Yes.
37:02Good.
37:30Yes.
37:31Good.
38:00Okay.
38:30Okay.
39:00Okay.
39:01Okay.
39:31386 to 383.
39:37You're good.
39:39But I got you at the end there.
39:41I'm rusty.
39:43Then we'll have to have a rematch.
39:46All right.
39:49I'm out of town next week, but when I get back...
39:53I'll take care of you.
39:55Okay.
39:56I'm out of town next week, but when I get back...
40:00I'll check my schedule.
40:07Well...
40:09See if you can squeeze me in.
40:18Where are you going?
40:20D.C.
40:22Nothing exciting, just meetings.
40:26After you get back, then.
40:34It's a date.
40:37Now I think it's time for you to go home.
40:57Thank you for the game.
40:59You're very welcome.
41:00Good night.
41:26Good night.
41:56Good night.
42:27No.
42:52Wow.
42:57Hey.
42:58Hey.
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43:00Hey.
43:01Ooh.
43:02Ooh.
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43:54Triple word scores?
43:57Does he care?
44:02I think he does.
44:06Well, Glenn, I can tell her that the Commander is going to Washington.
44:11She'll be surprised by the Scrabble game.
44:14She'll be glad I let him win. I know that much.
44:17She'll be proud of me for that.
44:25I
44:31Thought the be the fruit
44:35May the Lord open
44:38You must be offered
44:41Yes
44:44Praise be
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45:04As I've gone been transferred to a new post so soon I am
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