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00:00At this moment, rescue workers are laboring to recover and identify the remains of Zsa Zsa Korda.
00:16International businessman, maverick in the fields of armaments and aviation, among the richest men in Europe.
00:25This was Korda's sixth recorded airplane crash.
00:28He is survived by ten children, nine boys, one nun, his daughter Liesel.
00:35I've appointed you sole heir to my estate, which you may come into sooner rather than later.
00:42Why? It's been six years since our last meeting.
00:44I have my reasons.
00:45Which are what?
00:46My reasons? I'm not saying.
00:49I'm saying I'm not saying.
00:52Korda Land and Sea Phoenician Infrastructure Scheme, my most important project of my lifetime.
00:57Our objective, disrupting, obstructing, impeding, crippling Korda's enterprise in any manner possible.
01:03Get the hand grenades.
01:06Today, tonight and tomorrow, we rendezvous with every titan and pretend we agree what we already agree.
01:11But in fact, we don't. We can't.
01:19Call it. Heads. Heads.
01:28Is this supposed to be here? It was under the lunch trolley.
01:31Oh dear. We shot you.
01:34Terrorists from out of town. Help yourself to a hand grenade.
01:37You're very kind.
01:39Could you imagine falling in love with a man like me, by the way, apathetically?
01:43You're drunk. On three beers.
01:46Why are you shooting my ceiling?
01:48This is a robbery on behalf of...
01:49I understand that. I'm asking about my ceiling. You idiots are destroying a magnificent nightclub.
01:55One thing you'll never know because you can't.
01:58The truth.
02:00I suppose I'm moved by this absurd performance.
02:11I recognize this assassin.
02:15Countdown.
02:18Suicide pedal.
02:19Merciful father, take this miserable sinner into the comfort of heaven.