"Donkey Invents ‘Lick-Activated’ Water-Saving Faucet to Stop Chef’s Wastefulness…"
When an eco-conscious donkey caught its chef partner leaving the tap running for 30 minutes while washing dishes, it declared: "Neigh way!"
After 72 hours of "scientific research", the donkey proudly unveiled its groundbreaking invention:
✅ Tongue-Touch Tech – Lick the sensor to activate 3-second water bursts (28% success rate in trials)
✅ Anti-Waste Mode – Excess usage triggers a donkey-braying version of "The Yellow River Cantata"
✅ Burro Intelligence – Companion app tracks licks and rewards top savers with virtual carrots
The chef’s verdict:
⚠️ Faucet now 90% saliva by volume (harder to clean than original "waste")
⚠️ Donkey’s tongue stuck in filter during "precision training", requiring fire department rescue
⚠️ Net water savings: -150% (after firehose burst pipes during extraction)
Viral Comments:
🐴 "As a horse, I’m removing my water meter tonight"
💧 "Nobel Prize in Comedy Water Conservation when?"
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