Horrible Histories S11E05 - Twisted Technology
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00:00Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians, Slimey's Tudors, Bar-Victorian, Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights, Stingy Castles, Daring Knights, Horrors that did by description, Cutthroat Councils, Bull Ejection, Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes, Punishment from ancient times, Roman Rotten, Rack and Rootless, Cavemen, Savage, Fierce and Tubeless, Groovy Greeks, Rainy Sages, Need a place with little ages.
00:18Gory stories, we do that, and your host a talking rat. The past is no longer a mystery. Welcome to Horrible Histories.
00:31Horrible Histories presents Twisted Technology.
00:37Welcome to my workshop, where I've invented some of the greatest rodent tech of all time.
00:43Like the Inter-Rat, where you can use Snap-Rat and Rat-Zap to squeak to your friends online, or share funny cat videos, or as we call them in the rat world, Horror Films.
00:57Yes, technology is all around us, even in your home, from your computer, to the lightbulbs, to the lock on your front door.
01:05All of them were cutting-edge tech when they were first invented, although it took a bit of time to perfect them.
01:15Itsy darling, hurry up, I'd like to make a call on my brand new mobile phone. Yes, I'm very successful.
01:22The weight of this thing is killing me. Oh, come on. How bad can it be?
01:30What's that? Gosh, the bit on the weighty side, isn't it?
01:34Oh, it's over five kilos. It weighs about the same as a fully grown cat.
01:39But it's so wonderful to be out and about and able to communicate.
01:42Don't mind me, I'm just making a call to somebody in Bristol.
01:46The other side of the country. Right here, in the street.
01:51Ow, ow, ow. I'm OK.
01:53I'm OK. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
01:58Hello, Brenda.
02:00It's not you, Itsy.
02:02Yes, no, it's me, Gwendolyn. I'm just calling you from the streets of London on my brand new mobile phone.
02:09Hello, hello.
02:11I think the signal's gone.
02:13Hello, hello, hello, hello.
02:15Oh, there you are.
02:17Yes, no, it's ever so convenient, actually.
02:19Yes, it did cost a lot of money, actually.
02:21Almost as much as a luxury holiday.
02:23But it's so great not to be stuck at home with a boring normal phone.
02:27I know.
02:29Brenda? Brenda?
02:31Hello?
02:33It's out of batteries.
02:35Battery life only lasts 35 minutes.
02:38What?
02:39We could go back home and charge it, if you like.
02:41But it's supposed to be mobile. What's the point?
02:43I'll go and get the car.
02:45No, because I have to sell the car to pay for the phone.
02:49No, we'll just... just walk.
02:51Here we go.
02:57Hello, Robert Dudley, my favourite Earl of Leicester.
03:00To what does one owe the pleasure?
03:02Your Majesty, I have brought you a New Year's gift.
03:07Press even little on me.
03:09Well, it's too small to be a castle.
03:12Doesn't sound like a new country.
03:15It's... oh, what is it?
03:17It's an arm watch.
03:19One of the very first of its kind in England.
03:22It's a beautiful bracelet with a teeny clock inside.
03:27Why?
03:28Well, it means that you'll know the time no matter where you go.
03:33I already know the time.
03:35When I wake up this morning.
03:37When my tummy rumbles, it's yum-yum time.
03:40And when I yawn, it's like the bed.
03:42No rumbles yet. Give it about an hour, Thomas.
03:45With this arm watch, you'll know when an hour has passed.
03:49If I were to ask you to meet me for a stroll in the gardens
03:52at, say, ten in the morning, you'd know when to meet me.
03:56Then how will you know what time to meet me for this stroll in the gardens?
04:00Well, I suppose, like everyone else,
04:02I'd have to walk into the town and look at the town clock.
04:05Of course, it would take me a little time to walk back.
04:08Then you'd better not be late for tomorrow, Robert Dudley.
04:12It's incredibly expensive.
04:16Covered in diamonds and rubies.
04:19Everyone's going to be totes jelly.
04:22Why didn't you say so? I'll keep it.
04:25Charles? Yes, Your Majesty?
04:27You're late. Take him to the tower.
04:30What? Why?
04:32Should have got yourself an arm watch, mate.
04:34I guess he sort of watched out.
04:36Oh, very good.
04:39Welcome to Bletchley Park.
04:41I'm Thomas Flowers, principal engineer and designer of Colossus,
04:45the world's first electronic computer.
04:47During the Second World War, with the help of the Colossus,
04:50we were able to crack German army codes
04:52so we could read their secret messages,
04:54and that helped us win the war.
04:57OK, I'll just go and get the printer.
05:00OK.
05:02Right.
05:04The machines even printed out the codes for us.
05:07But tell me, what was the problem with the Colossus No. 7's printer?
05:11Did it, A, always run out of ink,
05:14B, whizz across the room every time it printed,
05:17or C, give off an eggy smell?
05:20The answer is B.
05:22The printer's motion was so fierce
05:24that it made the machine shuffle across the room until it unplugged itself.
05:30It happened so much we had to tie it down with these ropes.
05:34Oh, I probably should have tied that down before I switched it on, shouldn't I?
05:40When you think of cutting-edge technology,
05:43you might think of 3D printers, electric bikes, or a sausage pen.
05:49It's both a pen and a sausage.
05:52I invented that one.
05:54Yes, our homes are filled with technology
05:56that people from history would think was really bougie.
06:00Some of it was deliberately designed to solve problems,
06:03but other things were discovered completely by accident.
06:06It's a sausage and a pen. It's never been done before.
06:12Dr Percy Spencer?
06:14Yes?
06:15This had better be a major breakthrough in military technology, Doctor.
06:18I have an hour and 45 minutes until my jacket potato is ready for lunch.
06:22Then I think you'll be glad you came, sir. Recognise this?
06:25Ah, yes, the Cavalty Magnetron.
06:28Hmm. I bet it's a kit that uses a type of radiation called microwaves
06:32to detect enemy aircraft and ships.
06:34I've read the briefing, Doctor.
06:36But last night, sir, I was working next to the Magnetron
06:39when something curious happened.
06:44What are you looking at?
06:46Oh, I was just remembering something.
06:48I was working late in my lab.
06:50Unknown to me, the Magnetron was still on.
06:54I felt a tingling sensation run through my entire body.
06:59Once the tingling stopped,
07:01I was left with something warm, soft, brown in my pocket.
07:05Is this really something you want to be sharing?
07:08Absolutely. It had a familiar smell, but I still couldn't be sure.
07:12So I did what any good scientist would do.
07:16Ew! Gross!
07:17No, sir, I was talking about chocolate.
07:19Chocolate?
07:20I had a bar in my back pocket and it melted. Why? What did you think?
07:23No, look, what I'm trying to say here, sir,
07:25is the microwaves emitted from the Magnetron
07:28heated the chocolate in my pocket and cooked it.
07:31And it works on stuff like corn as well.
07:33Here, sir, you'll want to brace yourself.
07:35Brace myself for what?
07:37Oh, you'll see.
07:39We're taking fire!
07:40No, sir. We're making popcorn.
07:43I believe I've invented some kind of cooking machine.
07:46Fascinating.
07:47It seems to heat things up much, much faster than with a traditional oven.
07:51So no more waiting for your lunchtime jacket potato.
07:54Oh, I'd have to take this to the Joint Chiefs.
07:56Oh, my microwave cooker?
07:58No, popcorn. I love snacks.
08:00What else can this thing do?
08:01Well, I was just about to try it out with an egg.
08:14Less time for egg.
08:18Watch and learn, Grover.
08:21Yes?
08:22Madam, I'm Hubert Cecil Booth of the Vacuum Cleaner Company Limited,
08:26and I'm here to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime.
08:30Let me introduce Puffing Billy,
08:33the first petrol-powered vacuum cleaner,
08:36available to you for just a small fee.
08:39Oh, how exciting.
08:41Switch on her five-horsepower engine
08:43and she will suck the dirt right out of your house.
08:48Oh!
08:53Well, I suppose it does seem effective.
08:55Do come in.
08:58Madam, today's your lucky day.
09:00I've sold machines like this to the German Emperor William II,
09:03Tsar Nicholas II of Russia,
09:05and Sultan Abdul Hamid in Constantinople.
09:09Oh, gosh, that is impressive.
09:11Turn her on, Grover.
09:12Right you are, boss.
09:15Oh, it's doing a wonderful job.
09:17Yeah, I came up with the idea by sucking dirt from a chair
09:20through some cloth with my mouth, like this.
09:23Oh, please don't do that.
09:25Sorry.
09:26How about paying us to do the whole house?
09:28We could start at the bottom and go all the way up to the top.
09:31All the way up to the top.
09:33Full power it is, boss.
09:34Oh, no. Oh, no.
09:39Just a few teeth in troubles.
09:40This didn't happen when my invention
09:42cleaned Westminster Abbey for King Edward VII's coronation.
09:47Captain Peck!
09:48Turn it off! Turn it off!
09:50It's already on full.
09:52What's going on?
09:57Well, I think we can agree the room is spotless.
10:04Boss, I think we've got a blockage.
10:06You don't say.
10:08Hmm.
10:11Ah, Gladys, you're back.
10:14I trust you had a smashing vacation.
10:17I did. Thank you, ma'am.
10:19And I just wanted to apologise for chipping the china on the day I left.
10:23Think no more on it.
10:25Are you sure you're not mad at me, ma'am?
10:27No, no. It was just my best 350-year-old priceless family china.
10:34It's just the other maid said you had a rather extreme reaction.
10:38Would one call inventing a whole machine that washes dishes
10:41just so you can't break them anymore extreme?
10:44You invented a dish-washing machine?
10:47It was either that or I do the dishes myself,
10:50which would have been extreme.
10:52What exactly does this dish-washing machine of yours do?
10:57It washes dishes.
10:58It removes dirt and the possibility of clumsy human beings smashing my crockery.
11:05Don't smash that soup!
11:07I just wanted to see how it worked.
11:09It's simply a wheel mounted inside a copper boiler
11:14which gently turns the delicate dishes through the soapy water
11:19instead of smashing them together like an angry cavewoman,
11:24which I can only assume is your technique.
11:27People adore my idea.
11:29I've already had several orders from hotels and restaurants.
11:33It might be the first commercially successful dishwasher in history.
11:37I expect I will be quite rich.
11:39As long as you're not angry, I shall go about my duties.
11:44Excellent.
11:45Of course, those duties will no longer include dish-smashing.
11:48You mean dish-washing.
11:50I know what I mean.
11:53Did you know computers were invented thousands of years ago?
11:56Well, kind of.
11:57Come on, give me 20 seconds.
11:59I'll convince you.
12:00Ready?
12:01Go!
12:02Charles Babbage invented the first thing you recognise as a computer,
12:05the analytical engine, back in 1833.
12:07It was used for calculations.
12:09The first calculator was made in 1623
12:11and thousands of years before that, they used abacuses.
12:14And even before the abacus came the eschango bone,
12:16which was from about 20,000 years ago
12:18and might well have been used for counting and calculating.
12:20So in a way, that makes it a kind of computer.
12:24Where's Daddy's little princess?
12:26Here, I've got a surprise for you.
12:29Oh, Dad, you haven't.
12:31It isn't.
12:32It is.
12:33Come on.
12:35I got you your very own eschango bone.
12:39Yeah, or what you kids like to call it, eye bone, innit?
12:42Thanks, Dad.
12:43It's just I was kind of hoping for the eye bone five.
12:46What? There's nothing wrong with a four.
12:48This eschango bone is top-notch technology, no?
12:50Literally, bare notches.
12:52Look, 168 etchings.
12:54It's just I was kind of holding out for the one
12:56with the extra notches on the side.
12:58No, you don't need extra notches on the side.
13:00Look, you've got the lines there that you can count
13:02and do your times tables.
13:03Mm, OK.
13:04Look, look, two rows there that add up to 60
13:07and then one in the middle that adds up to 48.
13:10You could use it to count the phases of the moon.
13:12Is that the biggest one they had?
13:14Listen, this is genuine baboon fibula.
13:18Mm, straight from the baboon's leg.
13:21Mm.
13:22It's just my friend said that it's difficult to spot
13:24the difference between the baboon's one and the knock-off.
13:27This one has got the quartz fixed to the end.
13:30Yeah, so you could do your engravings in there.
13:33Aw, thanks, Dad, I love it!
13:36I know how you young people love your latest gadgets and that.
13:40But I'll probably just use it for games and stuff.
13:43Pow, pow, pow! Take that!
13:45Look at her, she loves it.
13:47Notches and bones, eh? What will they think of next?
13:52Watch out for the angry one-legged baboon!
13:56Welcome to Historical Dragons' Den,
13:58where inventors from history come to pitch their creations
14:01to our modern business dragons.
14:06Our dragons are looking to put their own money into the right project
14:10and the first historical inventor before them is Nikola Tesla.
14:13An early pioneer of electricity,
14:15can his new bit of tech shock them into investing?
14:18Hello, dragons.
14:23I don't know I did that. Sorry.
14:25So, Mr Tesla, I've heard lots of exciting things
14:28about your work with electric motors and how to power them.
14:31Have you got something electrifying for us today?
14:34I certainly have. You're my favourite.
14:38Presenting the mechanical oscillator,
14:40powered by compressed air.
14:43Ta-da!
14:44What does it do?
14:45Allow me to demonstrate using one of the greatest American novelists.
14:49It's Mr Mark Twain.
14:52Hello, dragons. Nikola.
14:54Can Tesla's vibrating machine shake our dragons into investing?
15:02I'd shake you by the hand, Mr Twain, but you've shaken enough already.
15:06It is a very pleasant sensation.
15:09It gives you vigour and vitality.
15:11Certainly gives me something.
15:12You'll see the genius of my machine any minute now.
15:16Is there a toilet nearby? As in very nearby?
15:20It's just over there.
15:22Although, from the sounds of it, I think it might be too late.
15:26So, you've invented a machine that makes famous novelists poo themselves.
15:29That's right. Now, who wants to invest?
15:32Like the contents of Mr Twain's bottom, I'm out.
15:35A blow for Tesla. With Deborah out, will Peter or Sarah invest in his poo platform?
15:41Does it do anything else?
15:43What else does it need to do?
15:44It is fantastic.
15:45Would any of you like to try it out?
15:47I'll give it a try.
15:48Sit down, Peter.
15:49No.
15:50No one wants to see a dragon poop on TV.
15:52With the greatest of respect, I'm out too.
15:56Oh, no, no, no, no, Mr Twain. That's not the toilet. That's the lift.
16:02It's too late.
16:03Oh, anyone invented self-cleaning pads?
16:08A vibrating poo platform. I'd invest.
16:11Sadly, that bit of tech isn't still around.
16:14But a lot of old technology is, like the bow and arrow.
16:19Still used today, this game-changing bit of kit was invented to make hunting easier in prehistoric times.
16:28Sire, I think you'll be impressed.
16:31I've invented a new weapon that will revolutionize hunting.
16:34Oh, exciting.
16:35I started with a small, sharpened piece of bow.
16:38But that is tiny. You'll never catch a lion with this.
16:41Look.
16:43Did that hurt?
16:44Well, a little bit. No, it didn't.
16:46Okay, but I hadn't finished. You see, next, I glued it to the end of a piece of wood.
16:50Ah, you're wasting your time. Look, this is the smallest spear I've ever seen.
16:55You'll never catch a vicious beast with this child's toy.
16:57Look.
16:59Did that hurt?
17:00It hurt quite a lot, actually.
17:01No, again.
17:02What if I said I could hurl this tiny spear a vast distance and hit a target using this?
17:08Interesting.
17:09Let me have a go.
17:15Ah, useless.
17:16This will never catch a leopard.
17:18I wouldn't be so sure.
17:19Watch me, sire.
17:20Ooh, impressive.
17:24So, hold it like this.
17:26Right.
17:29Ow, sire.
17:30I would have hit the target if it didn't get in the way.
17:32Let me have another go.
17:33Ah, I think I'll stand over here.
17:36Okay.
17:37This is the one.
17:38Fire.
17:42It's broken.
17:43Ah.
17:44Try again, but round the other way.
17:46The other way.
17:48Where is it?
17:51I mean the ball round the other way.
17:53Yes.
17:54No, no, no.
17:55I'm getting out of here.
18:01Look, it's bound to take a bit of getting used to.
18:03A bit.
18:04I'm pretty sure I'm getting the hang of this now.
18:07Oh, yes.
18:08Oh, yes.
18:09Oh, yes.
18:10Oh, yes.
18:11Oh, yes.
18:12Oh, yes.
18:13Oh, yes.
18:14Oh, yes.
18:15Oh, yes.
18:16Please, please, please, please, please, please.
18:19You did it.
18:23Amazing.
18:24You have invented a tool that can fire small spears.
18:27I call it a bow and arrow.
18:30The bow and arrow.
18:32Actually, the other way, but it doesn't matter.
18:39Hey there, peasant farmer.
18:40Oh, hi.
18:41What are you doing creeping about like that?
18:43Sorry.
18:44A bit nervous, you see.
18:45First day as a salesman.
18:47Right.
18:49Hello, sir, slash, madam.
18:51I wanted to see if you were interested in the offer of a lifetime.
18:54I'm busy.
18:55I have to till these fields before sundown and it takes ages with these tools.
18:59I have to plant the seed or we won't have grain and my children will starve.
19:02That's exactly why I'm here.
19:03You want to adopt Kenny?
19:04What?
19:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
19:06Have a try.
19:07I want to sell you something.
19:08It's called the plough.
19:11Can't eat that.
19:12It's made out of wood.
19:13You don't eat this.
19:14Come on with it.
19:15A demonstration of the tech of the future.
19:17So, you drag it like this.
19:20The spike digs out a channel behind you and you just drop in the seeds as you go.
19:25Now, the plough uses a highly scientific concept known as pulling.
19:29All right, if this plough is so good, why haven't I heard of it before?
19:33Plough.
19:34Pullay.
19:35Plough.
19:36Say it with me. Plough.
19:37Pullay.
19:38We'll work on it.
19:39It's only just been invented.
19:40You know what?
19:41Let me just show you how good this plough really is.
19:43Fine, but I don't think it's going to work.
19:45See how easy this is?
19:47You can do this field in seconds, eh?
19:49Oh, no, I'm still not convinced, you know.
19:53Might need a longer demonstration.
19:55So, just keep going.
19:56Better to watch an expert like you show me how it's done, isn't it?
19:59I'm an expert.
20:00Idiot.
20:02You crack on, mate.
20:03I'm just going to nip off for a second.
20:05I'll be right back.
20:07Oh, oh, yeah, bring in more customers.
20:09I love it.
20:11Bring down Avid!
20:15With the lift hosed down and the windows open,
20:17the dragons are welcoming their next historical hopeful to the den,
20:21Chinese mathematician, astronomer, inventor, engineer, scholar
20:25and artist Zhang Heng.
20:27Hello, dragons.
20:28Sometimes called the Da Vinci of ancient China,
20:30can he artfully get our dragons to invest?
20:33Mr Zhang Heng, what have you brought to shores?
20:36This is Hou Feng Di Dong Yi.
20:38It is one of the first devices to detect earthquakes.
20:41Your device is obviously way ahead of its time.
20:43How does it work?
20:44If any vibrations in the ground are detected,
20:46a ball is shaken from the dragon's mouth
20:48in the direction of the earthquake source.
20:52I think the design is charming.
20:54Very few people move the unshakable dragons,
20:57so could this be a great sign?
20:59I'm confused. How is it making this building shake?
21:01It's not. It's detecting quite a big earthquake.
21:04Oh, it should really run.
21:05We're all in!
21:07Someone save the carriage!
21:09Looks like Zhang's tech has really brought the house down.
21:15Hello, I'm Thomas Edson,
21:17one of the greatest and most inventive minds ever to have lived.
21:21I suffered with quite bad hearing loss,
21:23so when my musician friend Hans von Below
21:25visited so I could record him playing the piano on the phonograph,
21:28how did I listen along to him?
21:30Did I, A, create an awesome robot ear trumpet to listen through,
21:34B, bite the piano,
21:36or C, invent special glasses so I could see the sound waves?
21:41The answer is B.
21:43I bit the instruments.
21:45The sound vibrations would travel through my teeth and through my skull
21:48and into the hearing nerve inside my head.
21:50Genius!
21:51OK, Hans, hit it.
21:55Oh, yeah!
21:57It's a real vinyl.
22:00Loo man, hoo man, the living toilet poo
22:03Ran from the Middle Ages in a bucket
22:05So that you can have a poo
22:07In a private place
22:09Sticking on my bucket with a cape to hide your face
22:12A bum, a dreaded dumb
22:15I will charge a pending if you did a two-on-one
22:18Loo man!
22:20Please welcome today's historical figure who really needs the loo,
22:24Hedy Lamarr!
22:30Greetings, friend.
22:32Are you the 1940s superstar film actor Hedy Lamarr,
22:36also known as the most beautiful girl in the world?
22:39Yes, I suppose I am.
22:42Sorry, I was hoping to use the bathroom.
22:45Well, you're in luck, for I am loo man.
22:50You, Hedy Lamarr, have been transported through time from the 1940s
22:54through a mechanism too complicated to explain.
22:56I don't know. I'm also an engineer and inventor, so...
22:59Wait, hold on. As well as a film star?
23:01Yes. I invented a cube that you could drop into water
23:05to make a refreshing drink, like cola.
23:08Does it work with all liquids?
23:10No. No.
23:12Well, that's a shame.
23:13Block quiz!
23:15What is happening?
23:16Answer questions one and two, and I'll let you do a...
23:19Poo!
23:21Please, can we be quick? I've got three questions.
23:24Please, can we be quick?
23:26I've got a couple of extras wanting to make their grand entrance.
23:29Say no more. Question number one.
23:31You were in films like Samson and Delilah and Boomtown.
23:34That one sounds good.
23:36But tell me about some of your tech.
23:38OK, during the Second World War,
23:41I invented a piece of technology to help the war effort.
23:44It was called a frequency-hopping guidance system.
23:47If my customers had a guidance system,
23:49I'd have to mop the floor a lot less.
23:51It's horrible, actually.
23:53It was a radio signal that couldn't be hacked,
23:56so the Nazis couldn't interfere with our torpedoes.
24:00Sounds like you want to launch a torpedo yourself, love.
24:03Question number two.
24:05Do you think you'll leave a lasting legacy?
24:08Aside from that smell.
24:10Well, apparently the work I did on the frequency-hopping system
24:13was later vital to the development of Bluetooth and Wi-Fi.
24:17Well, I don't go about Wi-Fi, but I know that that was really whiffy.
24:21Hello, Lamar. It's been an absolute pleasure.
24:23You may pass.
24:25Time to release the clock, Buster.
24:28Well, I know I'll be tuning in.
24:30Join me next time when I'll be stopping another historical celeb
24:33from taking a poo to ask questions just like them.
24:41Well, I've been working hard and I've created some brand-new tech.
24:45Presenting Rattus 2.0!
24:52I call it Ratt GPT.
24:55He's going to do my job for me while I lie on a beach somewhere.
25:00Thomas Edison was one of history's busiest tech whizzes,
25:04creating over 1,000 inventions.
25:07See? He's amazing!
25:10And they don't have to pay me.
25:12Edison helped develop electricity, sound recording, cinema and even X-rays.
25:18Hang on. This thing could put me out of a job.
25:21Here's Edison to tell you everything.
25:24Take it away! Away! Away!
25:28Phew! He's broken.
25:30And thank goodness for that.
25:32I think I'll leave this tech lark to the experts.
25:35♪
25:44♪ Look round your house at all the things.
25:48♪ The light that shines, the phone that rings.
25:52♪ The sounds you like, the things you view.
25:56♪ I had a hand in all you do.
26:00♪ Oh, who am I?
26:02♪ The light bulb guy.
26:04♪ You'd be surprised.
26:07♪ Thomas Edison!
26:09♪ The inventor of the light bulb illuminator.
26:15♪ Movie studio!
26:17♪ Black Maria!
26:19♪ Kinetoscope!
26:21♪ Movie camera!
26:23♪ Photograph!
26:25♪ Voice recorder!
26:27♪ And the network electric power!
26:31♪ All me!
26:33♪
26:37♪ I said I'd make a new design every ten days.
26:43♪ They weren't all mine.
26:45♪ I paid for help from other minds to bump the numbers.
26:52♪ Never mind.
26:54♪ With Graham Bell's phone, I did tell him
26:58♪ what you should say when the thing rings.
27:02♪ I disagreed.
27:04♪ With old Bell boy, I said hello.
27:08♪ He said ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy.
27:16Imagine that!
27:17Thomas Edison!
27:19The inventor!
27:21Run by Tosco!
27:23The projector!
27:25Mimeograph!
27:27Candid printer!
27:29Electric pens!
27:31Not a winner!
27:33With the light song, it's less dangerous.
27:37Yes, my light bulb made me famous.
27:42Yeah!
27:43♪
27:50When Americans say, I want a gold plaque,
27:53I'll be stopping more historical celebrities
27:55from taking the poo.
27:57Tosco!
27:59There'll be music playing.
28:01♪ The past is no longer a mystery.
28:04♪ Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories.