Horrible Histories S11E07 - Monstrous.Mothers
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00:32Horrible Histories Presents, Monstrous Mothers
00:38Mums love their kids, well except maybe when we forget to turn the taps off, or we leave the guinea pig cage open, or we fight with our brothers and sisters.
00:47Three of Eleanor of Aquitaine's sons fought with each other, but it didn't matter to her, she still thought of them all as kings.
00:54That's because they were, King Henry the Young King, King Richard the Lionheart and King John.
01:00Eleanor was Queen of England and when her sons fought, they really fought.
01:04Who left the guinea pig cage open?
01:06Oh no!
01:08I'm Henry the Young King!
01:10King Richard!
01:11King John, yeah!
01:12And this is our mum!
01:13Eleanor of Aquitaine, my name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine.
01:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no.
01:20Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:23First up I was the Queen of France, wife of King Louis VII was a bad romance.
01:28Took a boat all the way across to England, gave the English king over there my hand.
01:33It was my wish to be a really great mum, have boys, Henry, Richard and John.
01:38But a happy family was an odd thing, Henry started up a war with his dad the king.
01:43Had to choose between my husband and my son, that's a no-brainer for a mum.
01:47I chose to try and help my boy Henry to reign, so my hubby threw me into jail with shame.
01:52Eleanor of Aquitaine, my name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine.
01:57Three sons, they all want to reign, my name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine.
02:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no.
02:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:06Young Henry died of dysentery, my son Richard now can set me free.
02:11He didn't care about finding a young wife, seems he had a better plan for his own life.
02:16Soon he went across the seas on a crusade, helped to rule in his place, what an accolade.
02:21He got captured far away in another land, then things at home got out of hand.
02:26Cause my boy Johnny got greedy, soon invaded, took a castle or two or three.
02:31Told everyone he's broken, Richard's dead, and England was now his land instead.
02:36Eleanor of Aquitaine, my name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine.
02:40Three sons, they all want to reign, my name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine.
02:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no.
02:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:50I guess John was lying, saying Richard had died.
02:52Travelled to Austria to be by his side.
02:55To set him free, I paid for his release.
02:57Brought him all the way home, sent this fight in my sea.
03:00Made my boys promise to always be friends.
03:02Gave Richard his crown back to his peaceful end.
03:05Then I supported my youngest King John.
03:07Tell ya, ain't no job harder than being a mum.
03:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no.
03:14Spartan soldiers are some of the toughest in the world.
03:19The only thing tougher than them...
03:20Come on, you maggots!
03:22...are their mums.
03:24Get up! Sit up!
03:25This is Spartan Mums.
03:28Are you tough enough?
03:29Come on!
03:31Tell me something.
03:33Do you want to be in the Spartan Army?
03:35Yes, Mummy!
03:36Yes, Mummy!
03:37What did you say?
03:38Yes, Mummy!
03:39Drop down and give me 300.
03:42They're good boys, but they need to grow a spine.
03:44I mean, they're Spartans.
03:46They need to learn to be as tough as their mothers.
03:48And believe me, we need to be tough to raise sons as tough as Spartans.
03:52Can I get up now?
03:53Did I say you could speak?
03:55Sorry, Mummy.
03:56I'm meant to send you pathetic babies out to fight for us.
03:59Do you want to go to battle?
04:01Or will you come running home to your Mummy?
04:03No, Mummy.
04:04No, Mummy.
04:05A coward!
04:06I should have left you outside on the hill like your other brother.
04:09What other brother?
04:11Exactly.
04:13What Mummy wants, Mummy gets.
04:16Or you die.
04:17Attention!
04:19Let me look at you.
04:21Oh, you don't want us to get naked again, do you?
04:23That is the best way to assess your physical fitness.
04:26But no, not this time.
04:28Oh, that's a shame.
04:30I've been working on my abs.
04:32Ow.
04:34Shields!
04:37These are your shields.
04:39You carry them into battle.
04:41You return with them or on them.
04:43Ooh, like a sledge.
04:44No, like a stretcher.
04:46Dead, dummy.
04:48Same about the sledge.
04:50That sounded fun.
04:52Oh, I weed, I weed.
04:54I'm sorry, Mummy.
04:55No, can't do this.
04:59You are a disgrace!
05:01The three gruelling weeks are over.
05:04And this is the end of the beginning of their training,
05:08which will last for many years to come.
05:11I want my Mummy!
05:13Archidamus!
05:15I know, I'll probably give you 300.
05:17One, two, two and a half.
05:20Oh, it hurts, Mummy.
05:21I can't do that one.
05:24Thankfully, I'm not a Spartan.
05:26My Mummy's much more chill.
05:28And here she is.
05:30Hello, love.
05:31Hello, Mummus.
05:33I love it when she comes to visit.
05:35Oh, you've got a lovely place.
05:38I tell all the other parents, my son lives in an actual sewer.
05:42I'm so proud.
05:44Thanks, Mum.
05:46Someone else who loved it when his mum came to visit
05:49was notorious crime boss Al Capone.
05:52And she used to visit him when he was in prison.
05:55Imagine living in a nasty place like a prison.
06:03Prisoner 85, Alphonse Al Capone,
06:06reporting to see as approved visitor.
06:08Please be advised that Mr Capone
06:10is one of the most dangerous criminal men for your bosses who ever lived.
06:15Now, you listen here.
06:17And you listen good, see.
06:19I got something to show you.
06:25I've written you a song, you hear?
06:27It's called Mother.
06:28Ain't that something, Ma?
06:30Oh, my dearest Mama,
06:32I think you're so distinguished.
06:35I hope you like this song,
06:37even though you can't speak the English.
06:39Que cosa?
06:40Hey, you know the rules, Mama Capone.
06:42English only, no Italian.
06:44She only speaks Italian, you great palooka.
06:47Sorry, Al, you know, I'm just trying to do my job here.
06:50Now, where was I?
06:52When I was a crime boss
06:54I gave my Mama some Cadillacs
06:56And a chauffeur too
06:58And then he was jailed for 18 tacks
07:01As I sit in my cell
07:03Feeling awful lonely
07:05Waiting for your visit
07:07With your vat of macaroni
07:09Macaroni
07:12Basta!
07:14Thought I'd rule Chicago
07:17Be the king of the city of jazz
07:19But I got caught and now
07:21I'm stuck on Alcatraz
07:30Fantastico!
07:32Bravo, bravo!
07:34Hey, no Italian!
07:37History's proudest mums
07:42Number 21, Hannah Ascoff
07:44Hello, I'm Hannah Ascoff
07:46And this is my son, Sir Isaac Newton
07:49Mathematician, astronomer, author
07:52MP, Master of the Royal Mint
07:55Discoverer of the laws of gravity
07:57And failed farmer
07:59You know, most people wouldn't have felt the need
08:01To add that bit on the end
08:03I just don't think you give farming
08:05A good enough go, Isaac
08:07I have one of the greatest minds
08:09In the history of science
08:11And Mum pulled me out of school at 17
08:13So I could learn how to be a farmer
08:15It's a good job
08:17You get free milk, loads of fresh air
08:19Plus all the manure you can eat
08:21You don't eat
08:23Do you even know what manure is?
08:25I don't want to be a farmer
08:28People will always want farmers, Isaac
08:31Plus they'll give you something to fall back on
08:34If the whole gravity thing don't work out
08:37If my headmaster hadn't written and asked Mum
08:40To send me back to school
08:42I'd probably be a farmer
08:44He'd have been a great farmer
08:46To be fair, I would have smashed being a farmer
08:48Give your mum a kiss
08:50No
08:52He loves me
08:54You've heard of the evil stepmothers
08:56In Cinderella and Snow White
08:59Well now it's time for something new
09:03Mirror, mirror on the wall
09:05Who's the loveliest of them all?
09:08An evil stepmother queen
09:11Isn't in this tale?
09:13Oh, it's my super stepchildren
09:16They are the loveliest of them all
09:18Catherine Parr
09:20The totally wagged stepmother queen
09:23Also starring Henry VIII's children
09:27Elizabeth, Edward and Mary
09:30The dramatic story of our queen
09:32Used her powers over a princess
09:35Elizabeth!
09:36Yes, stepmother?
09:37These curtains are dusty
09:40I'd better open them to keep the dust away from this lovely picture
09:44To help bring her back into favour with her father
09:48May I keep it, stepmother?
09:49No, you may not
09:51It's ugly
09:53How your father has treated you
09:55Beheading your mother Anne Boleyn
09:57And saying you're not his proper daughter
09:59That's why I'm gifting this painting to the king
10:02To remind him how lovely you are
10:04Lovely, you're lovely
10:12The tale of how Henry VIII's final wife
10:15Put her children to work
10:20On their education, which she actively encouraged
10:23Congratulations on another A star
10:25You absolute boffin
10:27Thanks, stepmummy
10:29You're just as clever as your sister
10:31God has given you great qualities
10:34Cultivate them always and labour to improve them
10:38But then there was Mary
10:40Stepmother, what are you doing?
10:43I'm cutting a rose for your beautiful hair
10:46Who she was also really lovely to
10:50Coming soon
10:53To a theatre near you
10:55Catherine Parr
10:58Guys, soup's ready
11:00The totally wicked stepmother queen
11:06So yes, if you have a loving mum or stepmum at home
11:09Then you're very lucky
11:11I learned everything I know from my mum
11:15Yep, that's where I get it from
11:18Mums will always see their kids as their babies
11:21Even when we're grown up
11:23When the legendary lawyer and political figure Mahatma Gandhi
11:26First left his home in India to study in London
11:29His mum, Putlibai, found it hard to let him go
11:32Well, it's hard when your kids leave home
11:35Oh, you've got a little bit of fur out of place
11:38Let me stick it down
11:39Mum, stop
11:41No, no, put it, come on
11:42No, mum
11:45Oh, I can't quite believe it
11:47My little Mahambas
11:49All grown up and heading to London
11:51We are so proud of you
11:53Try not to change too much
11:55I won't, mama
11:56But just imagine, I'll be at the centre of it all
11:58Meeting brilliant men and women
12:00Ow!
12:01These English women can't be trusted, Moinia
12:05You're staying put with a nice Indian woman
12:08Just like your mama
12:09I'm going to study law, mother, not women
12:11Okay, if I promise to stay away from women
12:14Please, can I go?
12:16I promise I'll study the whole time
12:18In my rooms, in the libraries, and in the local pubs
12:21Where I'll discuss important things
12:22Ow! Can you stop doing that?
12:24No pubs, no women, no wine, no England
12:27Just like your uncle says
12:29You'll become dual European
12:31You're staying put
12:32No, no, mama
12:34No, mama, you're strong
12:35Okay, okay
12:37No women, no wine, no pubs
12:40Just studying
12:42And of course, eating
12:43Right
12:44Mama, mama, mama
12:47Where did that come from?
12:49Sorry!
12:50What are you doing?
12:51English food is full of heavy meat
12:54You're a vegetarian
12:55My little Mohandas is staying put
12:59Okay, if I promise to stay away from women
13:04And wine
13:05And meat
13:06Fine, I mean fine
13:07Can I please go to England?
13:11But of course you can, silly
13:13Thank you
13:15I'd better go get my suitcase
13:17Ow!
13:18And possibly fetch a doctor for the man that it landed on
13:21You're a good boy
13:23Oh, and Mohandas!
13:25Yes, mama?
13:26Don't forget to have fun, better
13:28Okay, mummy!
13:30History's proudest mums
13:33Number 16, Cleopatra
13:35Hiya, it's me, Cleopatra, Pharaoh of Egypt
13:38And this is my son by Julius Caesar, Caesareon
13:42Hi, guys
13:43Shall I tell them what I call you?
13:44Please don't
13:45Why not?
13:46It's embarrassing
13:47It's not
13:48No, please don't do this to me again, come on
13:49But it's so cute!
13:51Alright, fine, go on then
13:53I call him Ptolemy Caesar Philopator Philometer the Pharaoh
13:57A god, a son of gods, a king of kings
14:01The living image of the god Arman
14:03I mean, I bet all mums have pet names for their kids, right?
14:07Boop!
14:08Easy-weasy
14:11Most children would do anything for their mothers, wouldn't they?
14:16Ha! Well, not my son!
14:18When my cousin Queen Elizabeth locked me up for 19 years
14:21I wrote to my wee boy King James VI of Scotland to ask him to help me get out
14:26And I must say I was rather disappointed
14:30Bonjour, James
14:31Maman here
14:32I do hope that you are enjoying looking after
14:34My Scottish throne for me
14:36This is just another message
14:39Asking if I can perhaps come and visit
14:42Maman does so miss her darling boy
14:45And also the crown that your friends stole from me and gave to you
14:49I'm not going anywhere
14:51Because I'm locked up in this castle
14:54Hey mum, got your messages
14:56All of them
14:57I miss you too, sort of
14:59I mean, I've not actually seen you since I was like 13 months old
15:01I would absolutely love you to visit
15:03It's just...
15:04Well, you know cousin Elizabeth, Queen of England
15:07She might be a little bit upset
15:10If you don't stay away from Scotland
15:12And we wouldn't want to annoy her now, would we?
15:14A big bag of money
15:15A big bag of money
15:16A big bag of money
15:17A big bag of money
15:18A big bag of money
15:19A big bag of money
15:20A big bag of money
15:21If you don't want to annoy her now, would we?
15:22A big bag of money to surrender to Queen Elizabeth, Your Majesty
15:25That money has absolutely nothing to do with me siding with Elizabeth
15:29Gotta go now mum, bye!
15:31Tweety pie
15:33I am so happy that you are getting on so well with cousin Elizabeth
15:37If you could perhaps ask her to not accidentally execute me or something
15:43If she can do it to me, she can do it to you
15:46You can pal
15:48Mummy, chill
15:49Cousin Lizzie is an honourable queen
15:51She would never allow harm to come to another monarch
15:54Trust me
15:55More money from England, sir?
15:56Seriously, not the time, we talked about this
16:02Oh James, Jimmy, Jim
16:05How is one?
16:06Look, this is just a quick note to tell you that I accidentally executed...
16:10I mean it wasn't a total accident
16:12I did sign her death warrant, obviously
16:15But I had second thoughts, so
16:18Sad face?
16:21Sad face
16:25Elizabeth, hey!
16:27No worries at all about the whole killing my mum thing
16:32We're cool
16:33We are still cool, right?
16:35Because I really would love to be king of England after you
16:40Anyway, it was good to hang
16:42Not hang, I'm losing my head here
16:43Not lose my head!
16:44Okay, got to go
16:45Okay, bye, bye, bye, bye
16:48That was close
16:49She's terrifying
16:50Aye
16:51I think that's still on, sir
16:54Hello, loyal subjects
16:56Queen Victoria here
16:57Queen of the United Kingdom
16:59Empress of India
17:00And grandmother of Europe
17:02But despite having nine children
17:04I wasn't actually a huge fan of them
17:07So, which of these did I actually say about babies?
17:11Was it
17:12A. All they do is poo and cry
17:15B. They have a terrible frog-like action
17:18Or C. They smell like wet dogs
17:22The answer is
17:23B. They have a terrible frog-like action
17:26I took the liberty of organising a demonstration, ma'am
17:29Is this really necessary?
17:31Yes, I feel it helps clarify what you mean by baby froggy action, ma'am
17:35Oh, no, no, no!
17:36Don't stop that at once!
17:37He's reminding me of an actual ugly baby
17:39And an ugly baby is a very nasty object
17:41Oh, please let him do it
17:43Don't!
17:46You're just as much of a big baby as him
17:51Only nine children?
17:53There were 18 in your literatus
17:55And I'd already had 40 babies that year
17:58Imagine dealing with that many nappies
18:01Yeah, particularly with what you did in them
18:05Mum!
18:06At least Queen Victoria will have had staff to help her
18:09You're right
18:10But being a mother was a lot tougher for other women in Victorian times
18:14Especially if they were working mums
18:16Oh, yeah
18:18Welcome to the mill
18:19It's the perfect place for a working mum
18:22Try not to get your fingers trapped in the loom
18:24Because it's a pain getting the blood off the fabric
18:26Daisy, you'd better not be playing hide-and-seek in the machine
18:31Found you
18:32I heard there are good childcare facilities here
18:35Oh, aye, there certainly are
18:37We stick them in a bucket of sawdust
18:39Harry!
18:40Yes, Mum?
18:41You're going to be keeping an eye on Betty's baby
18:43Where did you get that metal bolt?
18:46Found it
18:47Incoming!
18:50Right, well, go and have five minutes play
18:52This is grown-up talk
18:53And no gymnastics in the revolving shaft
18:56Do not make the legs
18:58Have all your children grown up here then?
19:01Oh, aye
19:02Harry was born halfway through a 12-hour shift
19:04He just came out while I was at the loom
19:08William, stop using that machine as a catapult
19:11You'll knock the pie off the engine
19:13Yes, Mum
19:14Pie? Is that a technical mill term?
19:16No, it's chicken and leek
19:18We heat up the children's lunches on the steam engine that powers the looms
19:22Harry, watch your fingers in the loom
19:25How many times?
19:27Somebody get Harry a bandage
19:30Don't stick your tongue in the spinning jenny-jenny
19:33Don't worry, it's not always as quiet as this
19:38Oh, it's great being a working mum, isn't it?
19:48Isn't this exciting?
19:50No one in the family has ever had a proper photograph before
19:53Well, photographing children is my speciality, ma'am
19:56And may I say how truly lovely you look today
20:00It's a shame, really
20:02What?
20:03Now, everybody stay there
20:06Say cheese
20:07I'm sorry, what is going on?
20:10Oh, did you not want a rug over your head?
20:12No, of course not
20:14OK, um...
20:16Well, we do also offer this option
20:19If you just come forward, Miss and Ma'am
20:22Stand there
20:25Perfect
20:26Now, daguerreotype photographs take a long time to...
20:29What are you doing? Why am I behind a curtain?
20:33Well, did you want me to disguise you as an armchair?
20:35Because it'll cost more
20:37I don't want to be photographed at all
20:39It's just the children
20:41Well, how do you expect me to manage that, then?
20:43It takes the camera several minutes to take a picture
20:46And if they move around at all, it'll come out blurry
20:49Do you think your kids are going to stay still for that long?
20:51What do you think?
20:52You're going to have to hold them
20:53Now, you can either be...
20:55Under a rug
20:57Behind a curtain
20:59Or disguised as an armchair
21:02Hang on a minute, I got an idea
21:04Why don't you sit here, in the middle
21:06With the little one on your lap
21:08I really don't want to
21:10Don't you worry
21:11No one will know you're there
21:14Oh, thank you
21:16I just didn't want to do anything to make the photo look silly
21:19Now remember, it takes a few minutes to take a picture
21:22So, everyone say cheese
21:25For ages
21:27Cheese
21:35Imagine not being able to take a picture together
21:38Smile, Mum
21:39Oh, yeah, OK
21:41Cheese
21:43Oh, send me that
21:45I'll put it on my socials
21:47Hashtag mumus and son
21:49Hashtag special little boy
21:50Hashtag rattus, I love you so much
21:53Mum, I don't think you understand hashtags
21:56Hashtag yes I do
21:57Oh, but I do love you too
22:00Of course, lots of people throughout history also loved their mums
22:04In some cases, maybe a bit too much
22:07Attention, people of the Zulu nation
22:10Our warrior king, Shaka Zulu, has some extremely sad news
22:15My mother Nandi is dead
22:18Not only was she an excellent protector
22:21But she was the best chief advisor a marauding Zulu warrior king could have asked for
22:26As such, I am commanding that everyone in the Zulu kingdom will enter a period of mourning
22:34And that is the end of the announcement
22:36And in honour of my mother
22:38OK, there's a little bit more
22:39I decree that during this period of mourning
22:42All 20,000 of you gathered here will wail for hours on end
22:49And I want proper tears, none of these fake tears
22:52Like, oh no, I am sad
22:55I want everyone to cry hard until they are dehydrated
23:00And how long would you like them to mourn for, Shaka?
23:03A day? Or two days?
23:05One year
23:06One year?
23:07Anything less would be a disgrace to my poor mother
23:11And that is the end of the announcement
23:13And also
23:14Really, more?
23:15No one is to plant any crops during this year of mourning
23:20Shaka, that seems a little extreme
23:23What will the people eat?
23:24Excuse me, did you not hear that my mother has died?
23:27And all you can think about is food
23:29Show some respect
23:30Well, you are the king
23:32And thus this ends the
23:33And also
23:34No, he's still going
23:35I want all the milk cows across the nation slaughtered
23:41So all the cows can feel the pain that I am feeling right now
23:45Okay, maybe let's just, you know, dial this back a little
23:48Don't worry about where you will get your milk
23:51As everyone is banned from drinking it
23:54In honor of my mother
23:56Why is no one wailing?
23:58The year-long period of mourning started five minutes ago
24:01Ah
24:03Ah, you call that wailing?
24:06Ah
24:08Yes, cry me a river
24:10Ah
24:11Yes, yes, that is top notch wailing
24:13Help me
24:15You are going to kill him for this and take over, right?
24:18Yeah, like, almost immediately
24:19What did you say?
24:20Nothing
24:21Ah
24:22Yes, that's it, from the dire flower
24:25Hello, Nero, Claudius, Caesar, Augustus, Germanicus here
24:29Or Emperor Nero, for short
24:31I was Roman emperor number five
24:33But I was number one when it came to playing the bagpipes
24:36I loved playing the bagpipes
24:39Didn't love my mum quite as much
24:41In fact, I actually tried to have her killed
24:43Naughty
24:44But tell me, how did I do that?
24:47Did I A. Poison her
24:49B. Send her out to sea in a collapsible boat I'd had built
24:53Or C. Send assassins after her
24:57The answer is A
24:59And also B
25:00And also C
25:01Some people send their mum lovely flowers
25:03Some send her chocolates
25:05I sent her assassins
25:07I wasn't a great son
25:08But I'll tell you what I was great at
25:11Playing the bagpipes
25:13And so, to lighten the mood
25:15I'll play you out with this little number I prepared
25:17A one, a two, a one, two, three, and
25:20That's it for our look at some of history's monstrous mums
25:24And some magnificent mums too
25:26Just like my mum
25:28Thanks for helping out
25:30You're welcome, darling
25:32Ooh, and I put that video of you as a baby
25:35Dancing in your nappy online
25:37It's got a million hits
25:39You're going to be famous
25:41Thanks, Mum
25:42Fame at last
25:44But a real big thank you to all the mums and stepmums everywhere
25:49One, two, three
25:51My Alex is so great
25:53And it was his fate to conquer the whole world
25:58Without me by his side
26:00Well, that isn't quite how it would have unfurled
26:04His father was a threat
26:07And so to protect, I kept him by my side
26:11So what a shock we had
26:13When we found out of that
26:15And his new wife had died
26:17Coincidence?
26:18Hey, Mum
26:20Thank you, Mum
26:22I fought for my grandson too
26:24Hey, Mum
26:27Thank you, Mum
26:31I had a load of kids
26:33And then the thing I did was marry them all off
26:38It takes a real still
26:40And an iron will
26:42To find a suitable top
26:45Got the best I could get
26:47For Marie Antoinette
26:48Backed her the King of France
26:51Matchmaking was my thing
26:54Well, you don't think you get a throne by chance?
26:58Hey, Mum
27:01Thank you, Mum
27:03Admittedly, it didn't play out perfectly
27:05Hey, Mum
27:08Thank you, Mum
27:11Hey, Vodda
27:12Hey, Vodda
27:13Hey, Vodda
27:14Hey, Vodda
27:15Hey, Vodda
27:16Hey, what about you?
27:18This story goes out to all the mothers out there
27:21If you escape slavery
27:23You fight to get your children back from those devils
27:26Take them to court like I did
27:28Do whatever you can
27:29And dedicate your life to making sure
27:31It never happens to anyone else's kids
27:34Wow, my attempts at matchmaking feel kind of weak right now
27:38Hey, Mum
27:41Thank you, Mum
27:43We're all mothers, we do what we can
27:45Hey, Mum
27:48Thank you, Mum
27:54Woo!
28:01Nothing a family is nothing
28:05The past is no longer a mystery
28:08Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories