ブラマヨ弾話室~ニッポン、どうかしてるぜ!~第276回 2025年3月30日
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00:00Previously...
00:02This is the 10th anniversary episode of DanWaShiShi.
00:04It's the Kaku no Teian Karta Special!
00:09So far, we've shown you how to improve your Japanese by playing Karta.
00:16Let's play together!
00:19Kaku no Teian Karta!
00:22Team Yoshida and Team Kosugi will play Karta!
00:26We'll show you their fierce battle!
00:30When I saw the members, I was really nervous.
00:36But when I saw my opponent's team, I thought I might be able to do it.
00:43It's like a low-class team.
00:47Please explain the rules to Mr. Adachi.
00:49I'll do my best!
00:52I'll read the first one.
00:58There is a dog with a rabies disease in the front door.
01:08In response to Mr. Adachi's suggestion,
01:10there is a dog with a rabies disease in the front door.
01:14How about putting a sticker on it?
01:17There is a dog in the house,
01:19but if you put a dog with a rabies disease in the front door,
01:21no one will come in.
01:24But it will still be in the house, right?
01:28The bad guys can't come in, but the friends can't come in.
01:30I see.
01:31Rabies is a terrible disease.
01:35Let's move on.
01:37What is Yabai Monster Parent?
01:42Here comes Mr. Monkey!
01:44Here comes Mr. Monkey!
01:46Simply put, Yabai Monster Parent is arrested.
01:51Arrested?
01:52What do we usually talk about?
01:54Whose suggestion is that?
01:55It's Mr. Ishida's suggestion.
01:56Oh, really?
01:59But it's okay to do that much.
02:01It's related to the life of a child.
02:03And the teacher has quit.
02:05That's true.
02:06Most people don't think Yabai Monster Parent is Yabai Monster Parent.
02:10They think it's a remake.
02:12So it's hard to define.
02:14But you have experience.
02:16I'm a teacher.
02:18As a parent, I think I can accept the teacher.
02:23That's why I talk a lot.
02:25I think so, too.
02:26But he is a human being, so it's hard to accept him.
02:30So I want him to be strict.
02:33It's hard to deal with him in other classes.
02:35It's hard to deal with.
02:36This is a good idea.
02:39Next.
02:40As a means of foreign exchange with a country that is in conflict.
02:47That's right.
02:49As a means of foreign exchange with a country that is in conflict,
02:52it restricts the export of Japanese anime.
02:54The Japanese anime market is said to be 3 trillion yen in the world.
02:59It has a huge impact.
03:01Will you stop it?
03:02As a pressure, right?
03:03Yes, as a pressure.
03:04It will work.
03:05I was surprised when I went to France.
03:07In France, they started to produce Dragon Ball Z in the morning.
03:10In the anime.
03:11It was all in France.
03:12In the past, and now,
03:16Iran has been producing only Japanese anime.
03:18In France, is Kamehameha still Kamehameha?
03:22That's right.
03:23It's not like that.
03:29Next.
03:30As a mandatory class at school,
03:33Shorinji Mokuta.
03:38Please confirm.
03:41I'm sure.
03:44Which one?
03:46It was me.
03:50I want to put it in my head.
03:53What should I do?
03:58Then, Mr. Kumagai.
04:00I think it's a good idea.
04:03As there are more children who are prone to fractures,
04:06as a mandatory class at school,
04:08Shorinji Mokuta will be introduced.
04:12Next.
04:14This is a suggestion from Mr. Yoshida.
04:20Once a year.
04:24Once a year, use the number of My Number to win a lottery.
04:29That's great.
04:32I'm impressed with my idea.
04:34That's what I like.
04:36If you do this,
04:38you'll have a party with your My Number card.
04:42At the moment of the announcement,
04:44your personal information will be exposed.
04:46Yes!
04:47My number card will be exposed.
04:50If you tie it up with a bank account,
04:53the winning money will be transferred to the bank.
04:55That's right.
04:56Through that,
04:57you can enter the lottery without permission.
05:00It's more efficient.
05:02Next.
05:05The president of the United States.
05:10You have the same set at home, don't you?
05:14You did it this year, didn't you?
05:16You did it, didn't you?
05:18You did it with your family, didn't you?
05:20That's strange.
05:21I'm used to it.
05:22You should have bought a better one.
05:25Every time the president of the United States changes,
05:28it's better to choose a good-natured prime minister with him.
05:32That's my suggestion.
05:34That's a bad idea.
05:38Recently, the power of the president of the United States is increasing.
05:42There are people who are not good-natured.
05:45It's a problem to choose a good-natured prime minister for that.
05:49Mr. Abe and Mr. Bush have a good relationship.
05:54Did you have a good pair in the past?
05:57Yes, I did.
05:58Mr. Nakasone and President Reagan.
06:00They called each other Ron Yass.
06:02They were very close.
06:04And they did well at the opening ceremony.
06:06What does it mean to get along with people you don't know?
06:10At first, the Secretary of State gives a speech.
06:13But when they talk,
06:15the content of the speech is important.
06:18Mr. Koizumi and Mr. Bush got along well.
06:21They got along well.
06:23But the government officials were not good at teamwork.
06:28Mr. Trump speaks in short words.
06:32Mr. Ishiba is a long speech.
06:35I wonder what Mr. Ishiba said.
06:38That's Japanese culture.
06:41We don't say it directly.
06:44Mr. Ishiba may say that because he is a long speech.
06:47Is it possible to get along with people?
06:49I don't think so.
06:50They are two different people.
06:52I see.
06:53Next.
06:54Let's cover the whole country of Japan on the Internet.
06:59Wait a minute.
07:00It's strange.
07:01There are a lot of mistakes.
07:03Let's wait.
07:04This is Mr. Yoshida's proposal to protect the nation from missiles.
07:10Let's cover the whole country of Japan on the Internet.
07:14On the net?
07:16Like a kayak?
07:17Japan is the only country.
07:19There are so many networks.
07:21If you buy a net over there,
07:23you can buy it back with a coin.
07:25I think it's okay to have a barrier.
07:27You should buy a high-tension net.
07:29If you buy a missile with a coin,
07:31it's a bomb.
07:32Let's go on.
07:34He's a good actor.
07:36If you hit it, the green ink will come out.
07:39Good.
07:41Hey, ROSHI.
07:43No, no.
07:44You're closer.
07:46I'm here.
07:47I'm sorry.
07:48This area is far away.
07:51Next time, let's go to another area.
07:53I'm weak.
07:55I want to make it look like Hiragana.
08:00What are you doing?
08:03ROSHI.
08:04Don't touch me.
08:06This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
08:09If you hit it, the green ink will come out.
08:12Give it to the teacher.
08:15This is a good idea.
08:17I think it's good.
08:19I'll explain why I hit it later.
08:22Let's go on.
08:26First, drink water.
08:29Water.
08:32Water.
08:34This is water.
08:35This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
08:39Drink water to improve the concentration in Tokyo.
08:42Drink water?
08:44I don't like it.
08:46How does a living person feel?
08:48I don't like it.
08:50The water in Tokyo is said to be the best in the world.
08:53It's said to be of high quality.
08:55If you drink it, no one in the world will come.
08:57I'm too focused on one thing.
09:00I don't like water, but I choose convenience.
09:03Why don't you make it attractive from the outside?
09:09Let's go on.
09:14You hit it well.
09:18You hit it well.
09:20It was a little late.
09:22Are you okay?
09:24You hit it well.
09:26This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
09:28You hit it well.
09:30You hit it well.
09:32You hit it well.
09:34You hit it well.
09:36This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
09:39If you don't have enough water, you can't buy it.
09:45If you have the energy to leave the house, you should buy it.
09:49It's good for your health.
09:51Let's go on.
09:55You can get a pension.
09:57I've seen this picture a lot.
10:01What's that panty?
10:04This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
10:07If you don't get a pension, you can get a wet underwear.
10:14Why is it wet underwear?
10:16Whose underwear is this?
10:18Why is it wet underwear?
10:20I think this is realistic.
10:22I think the rich elderly will ask for a pension.
10:28And underwear.
10:30What's the advantage of that?
10:33He is energetic.
10:35He is energetic, but he still wants underwear.
10:39Even if it's not underwear, what's the advantage of asking for a pension?
10:44For example, you can write your name on it.
10:48You can write your name on the castle.
10:51You can get a commendation from the prefectural governor.
10:56You can get a parking ticket anywhere for an hour.
11:03I want the advantage.
11:05That's a good idea.
11:07Let's go on.
11:08If you don't go to the hospital, you can get a shave.
11:13That's a bad idea.
11:16That's a bad idea.
11:19This is a suggestion from SHINPAIZU.
11:24It's a serious problem.
11:26It's 13 billion yen.
11:29To solve this problem, we need to raise the medical expenses.
11:35The salary of a politician is 10.
11:40That's a bad idea.
11:42This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
11:46The salary of a politician is 10.
11:50That's a good idea.
11:53It's a good idea.
11:55If you think about it for a long time, you will succeed in 2 or 3 years.
11:58It's a good idea.
12:01If you think about it for a long time, you will succeed in 2 or 3 years.
12:07I want him to do this.
12:09I want him to do this.
12:11He is the same as the person who wears pants.
12:13He is the same as the person who wears pants.
12:17He is the same as the person who wears pants.
12:19The next is a special.
12:22This is a Japanese movie that has been removed from the broadcast so far.
12:27This is a special of the past.
12:30The game is in the middle of the battle.
12:33I will start.
12:35I will make the prisoner's clothes short.
12:40This is a good idea.
12:42This is a good idea.
12:44This is a good idea.
12:47This is a good idea.
12:50This is a good idea.
12:52This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
12:55I will make the prisoner's clothes short.
12:59I will make his hair like YAMA-CHAN from NANKAI CANDYS.
13:03I don't want to be rude.
13:06I don't want to be rude.
13:08I was a good friend with YAMA-CHAN.
13:11I don't want to be rude.
13:15Is there such a country?
13:17There is no such country.
13:18I don't want to be rude.
13:20I don't want to be rude.
13:23I will start.
13:24Who made the video of the trouble?
13:26I did it.
13:28This is a good idea.
13:30I will start.
13:33This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
13:38The person who made the video of the trouble is forced to work at the diamond mine.
13:42The diamond found in exchange is a compensation.
13:48The person who made the video of the trouble is forced to work.
13:51The person who made the video of the trouble is forced to work.
13:54I will start.
13:56I will give information to the smartphone.
13:58This is a good idea.
14:01This is a suggestion from KOSUGI.
14:06The more information you put in the smartphone, the heavier it will be.
14:11I see.
14:12This is a good idea.
14:17The smartphone itself is not a radio.
14:20The smartphone will be heavy.
14:22If it's not an application, it will be as heavy as a steel plate.
14:26This is a good idea.
14:28This is a good idea.
14:33This is a good idea.
14:39This is a good idea.
14:41This is a suggestion from DEVIT.
14:45Thank you very much.
14:47This is good for your health.
14:50This is tea.
14:52This is ginger.
14:54This is ginger tea.
14:58This is a suggestion from a young person who is isolated.
15:01What is this tea for?
15:06I drink ginger tea every day.
15:09I feel better in the morning.
15:15Ginger tea makes me feel better.
15:18I feel better in the morning.
15:21Do you feel lonely in the morning?
15:23That's right.
15:26People who are worried should drink ginger tea.
15:29That's a good idea.
15:31Can you make friends?
15:33Or can't you make friends, but you don't feel lonely?
15:37I can make friends, but I feel lonely.
15:41He feels lonely.
15:47Let's go back to the topic.
15:51Are you okay?
15:53I'm okay.
15:55Let's go.
15:57I don't buy an electric car.
16:01This is a suggestion from KOSUGI.
16:05I don't buy an electric car.
16:09My suggestion is good.
16:14The world is changing because of electric cars.
16:19I heard that electric cars are becoming more and more hybrid.
16:23Hybrid cars are said to be more efficient and cheaper to buy.
16:28That's why people are looking at hybrid cars.
16:30However, electric cars are increasing in China and the United States.
16:33Tesla was very popular at first.
16:35China started to make electric cars.
16:37I don't buy an electric car.
16:42I'll go.
16:44I walk on the road.
16:48This is a suggestion from YOSHIDA.
16:51You can smoke while walking next to someone who is walking on the road.
16:57I see.
16:59It's a good idea.
17:01It's a good idea.
17:03It's like a chicken race.
17:05You can smoke while walking next to someone who is walking on the road.
17:11You can smoke while walking next to someone who is walking on the road.
17:15I see.
17:20I'll go.
17:21You can tsukkomi while talking to someone in the silhouette of the car.
17:26You attacked me.
17:28It's a suggestion from YOSHIDA to officials.
17:31You can make him stay next to you to make him say his tsukkomi as a secretary.
17:37You can get rid of it as soon as possible.
17:39It will be very helpful.
17:41It's a good idea to talk to an advisor.
17:43Yeah, he's got a lot of talent.
17:44You can say it in solo, you know?
17:45Yeah, definitely.
17:46When you say it, they'll be like,
17:47yeah that's it.
17:50You can say things like,
17:51when Mr. Ishiba came to the World Cup,
17:52you didn't clap.
17:53Yeah, that was a bit of a compliment.
17:55You didn't clap?
17:56That's true.
17:58When you eat onigiri at a festival,
17:59he'd be like,
18:00what the hell are you doing?
18:02His personality would change a bit.
18:06Here we go.
18:07Sleeping while snoring.
18:10Oh no!
18:11Oh no!
18:13This is a big one.
18:14Kosugi's suggestion for the sleeping problem during the meeting.
18:17Wake up the chair of the member of parliament who is sleeping soundly.
18:20Oh, I see.
18:22That's a good idea.
18:23I want to work as a sleeper.
18:25That's right.
18:26I can't sleep for a moment.
18:28It seems that AI can detect people who are sleeping now.
18:31I see.
18:32It's a little weird that no one is moving in the video.
18:35I can go to sleep all day long.
18:37All day long?
18:39That's true.
18:40I think that kind of fun will attract more people to the parliament.
18:44I think so, too.
18:45I don't think everyone will be able to sleep.
18:47When I was answering questions here,
18:49a member of parliament said,
18:51I don't need it!
18:53You don't have to spend money on it.
18:55I'm serious.
18:57Here we go.
18:59A person who has lived for a long time.
19:01Yes!
19:03That's nice.
19:05Mr. Yoshida's suggestion for Japan, which is a super high-quality country.
19:08A person who has lived for a long time.
19:10I'll give you a reward for a cheap cigarette and alcohol.
19:12I see.
19:14It's necessary.
19:16At the same time,
19:18Isn't that enough?
19:20Is that what you mean?
19:22Is that the meaning of cigarettes and alcohol?
19:24That's right.
19:26It's not a travel ticket.
19:28Next.
19:30Which one is it?
19:32I'm scared.
19:36I'm really scared.
19:42Mr. Yoshida's suggestion for road traffic problems.
19:44A driver who got out of the car because he was angry.
19:46I want you to pull a little.
19:50I want you to pull a jacket.
19:52Not physically.
19:54At least.
19:56I've never had ketchup or mustard.
19:58I've never had it.
20:01That's right.
20:03I want to do something.
20:05Next.
20:07I'm sorry.
20:09I'm sorry.
20:11A suggestion for improving the economy.
20:13Make a theme park for the 60s and 70s.
20:17That's a good idea.
20:19I think it's a good idea.
20:21I want to go there.
20:23I want the elderly to do their best.
20:27What is a ride that makes the elderly happy?
20:30A cup of coffee is like a SETOMON.
20:34Is it a snack?
20:38It's like a snack.
20:42It's like a snack.
20:44It's the opposite of a bungee jump.
20:46If I go up, it's like heaven.
20:52I want to go there.
20:54I want to go there.
20:56I want to go there.
20:58I'm
21:19not going to talk about it.
21:28Let's go. Four cards left.
21:30From 1 a.m. to 3 p.m.
21:33What are you doing?
21:37I thought it was different.
21:39I was fooled.
21:41This was a trick.
21:43A trick.
21:44He put out his hand and
21:46Mr. Kotsugi said,
21:47Mr. Yoshida.
21:4910 years.
21:51This show is 10 years old.
21:53It's the 10th anniversary.
21:56Mr. Yoshida.
21:58Did you come here today?
22:00You've been here for 10 years.
22:02Mr. Yoshida.
22:03Mr. Yoshida put out his hand.
22:05It's too late.
22:06I didn't do anything wrong.
22:08The 24-hour sales rate is decreasing.
22:11According to Mr. Yoshida's proposal,
22:13crimes from 1 a.m. to 3 p.m.
22:15will be punished heavily.
22:17That's bad.
22:19Because there are many.
22:21It may not be bad.
22:22Three cards left.
22:25Co-existence with bears.
22:31Mr. Yoshida's proposal to prevent
22:33people from starting a business again.
22:35The curriculum for co-existence with bears
22:37will be forced.
22:39I want you to feel the fear.
22:41The fear of not knowing what will happen.
22:45There is a possibility that
22:46a more evil one will come out.
22:48Because I won.
22:49I won a lot.
22:51What do you do?
22:53Let's go with the third one.
22:55Let's go with the third one.
22:59The third one.
23:00Let's see which one will come out.
23:02Posting on SNS.
23:05He did it.
23:07He did it.
23:09He did it.
23:11He did it.
23:12Isn't it like this?
23:13Isn't it like this?
23:14No, no.
23:17This is the third one.
23:19It's the opposite.
23:20It's the opposite.
23:21Is this...
23:23Don't touch it!
23:24Don't touch it!
23:25You have to make a sound.
23:26You have to make a sound.
23:28This is...
23:30Out.
23:32He's out.
23:33Really?
23:34Really?
23:35I thought I was following the rules.
23:38I thought I was following the rules.
23:39You have to make a sound.
23:41You have to make a sound.
23:42Here I go.
23:43Foreigners who are here...
23:46Make a sound!
23:47Make a sound!
23:48He made a sound but the time didn't come.
23:50日本の移民政策問題に対して心配ずの程よ、来日した外国人は一度若手芸人と共同生活をして協調性を学んでもらうと。
23:59ひなだん経験したからな。
24:01協調性ってのはあるけど、コミュニティに参加してもらったらね、より日本に溶け込みやすくなるかなって思うんですけどね。
24:06ねえ、やっぱもう何もわからないとポイントばっかしてると思うんですよ。
24:09寂しいと思うんですよ。
24:10ラスト1枚は?
24:12ラスト、くまがいたいロシン対マンディック。
24:14あ、なるほど。
24:15向こう向きからやる。背中向きからやる。
24:17え?そんな?
24:20ビーチフラグ、ビーチフラグ方式。
24:32行きますよ。SNSでの投稿をAIで…
24:40ちょっと増えてたよ。
24:42増えてたよ。
24:44なんだかんま増えてたよ。
24:47戸惑うなよ。近づけよ、くまがいたいの。
24:50あるはずだったの、やつが。増えてて。
24:53ギョッとすなよ。
24:55ギョッとするやろ、これ。
24:56行けよ、前まで。
24:58最後のはですね、SNSでの誹謗中傷問題に対して吉田さんの提案で、SNSでの投稿をAIで判断して人を傷つけるような投稿は即罰金5000円と。
25:09これありかもしれないですね。アカウント作るときに口座と結びつけといてもいいですよね。
25:15過去の提案カルタ
25:18それでは結果発表です。
25:20小杉さんチーム、何枚でしょうか?
25:2213枚。
25:24吉田さんチームは?
25:2619枚。
25:2719対13で吉田さんチームの勝利です。
25:33おちおち演習しすぎたわ。
25:36だってよく分かっても3やんけ。
25:38確かに。
25:39いや、けどあれはね、4とってんねんで、さあちゃんでも。
25:42小杉さんより多いです。
25:44一番少ないんちゃう?ロッシーは。
25:46いやいや、そんなことない。
25:47で、デビッドは?
25:483枚です。
25:49ほら。
25:50え、でもデビッドもともと外国の人やから。
25:52そうですね。
25:54いやいや、俺もなんか。
25:55イランのBSで撮れるか、そもそも。
25:59ということで、今後もブランバル談話室とよろしくお願いします。