• 3 days ago
Love him or hate him, we can all agree that Joe Biden can be kind of a weirdo.
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00:00Dick, how are you pal?
00:02Thanks for swearing at me.
00:03I tell you what, easy to swear at you.
00:21I promise you, the president has a big stick.
00:26I promise you.
00:27Great honor working with you.
00:29You bet, you bet.
00:30God bless you.
00:32The only Irishman you're going to find that doesn't drink.
00:35I tell you what man, I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid.
00:38My name is Joe Biden and I love ice cream.
00:53Remember, no serious guys until you're 30.
00:56Just remember, no dates until you're 30.
00:58No dates until you're 30.
01:00Just remember, no dates until you're 30.
01:04Spread your legs, you're going to be frisked.
01:07Thank you, Terry.
01:09And thank you, Dr. Pepper.
01:12And thank you, Chancellor, or Dr. Paper.
01:14God rest her soul.
01:15And, um, although she's, wait, your mom's still, your mom's still alive as your dad passed.
01:21God bless her soul.
01:24I got to get this straight.
01:26My mother would say no purgatory if you just drink it.
01:29Keep the faith, mom.
01:30I will, thanks.
01:31Or as my grandmother would say, spread it.

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