Cheers for watching me cheeky commentary on a scene from A Working Man. In cinemas March 27. Big cheers to Warner Bros for sponsoring this banter. Red Band Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89tY1GuQmqQ
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00:00Welcome to the ongoing adventures of Jason Statham.
00:03This dodgy-ass commentary is sponsored by Warner Brothers.
00:05I think we're in an internet cafe.
00:07He's like, sit down, play a video game.
00:09Crikey, he has a fucking insane gaming chair.
00:12You could pull an all-nighter in that gaming chair
00:15and come out of it feeling rested.
00:17What do you want to play, says Teardrop Wanker.
00:19Actually, I'm getting skeptical.
00:21I don't think anyone in Stathos vicinity
00:24wants to be gaming buddies.
00:25Yeah, nah, yeah, that was definitely a signal
00:27to start a bloody royal rumble.
00:29No one here wants Jason in their evil baddie lair.
00:32This guy unleashes a scary glare.
00:35There's a smug smirk.
00:36A couple of fellas may have thought
00:38this was an internet cafe, so they leave.
00:40Statho is relaxed.
00:41Rightio, he says.
00:43Let's get this show on the road.
00:45Quit drinking.
00:46Fucking come on.
00:47The boss has to signal his employees again.
00:49And here we go.
00:50Say goodnight to your wrist and your arm.
00:52Blocky block.
00:53Bam.
00:54He's fucked.
00:55Classic tackle move leads to Statho
00:57ricocheting off the roof.
00:59And then he's pinned on the wall.
01:00He's focused on getting drunk, that guy.
01:02Ribs.
01:03Pancreas.
01:04Ah crap, weapons already.
01:05Get a weapon, Statho.
01:06Come on, yep, that'll do.
01:08Thwock.
01:09Headbutting isn't a dirty move
01:10when it's not your head being used.
01:12Oh!
01:13Nutshot.
01:14I'm not judging, actually.
01:15Any move is necessary
01:17when you're this outnumbered.
01:18Get back in there, Tomo.
01:19Get back in, mate.
01:20Let me crack your back.
01:21Crack your face.
01:22Crack your throat.
01:24Surprise hug is about to lead
01:25to a massive body realignment.
01:28Cheers for using me chiropractic services, mate.
01:30I'm happy to see you for another 8 sessions
01:33so you get the full well-being benefit
01:35is what Statho said in his head
01:37during that bit.
01:38He didn't say it out loud
01:39cause he's busy fighting.
01:41I legitimately wanna see a Jason Statham
01:43chiropractor movie now.
01:45Sorry, I'm getting distracted.
01:47This bloke is in massive trouble.
01:49He's gonna die.
01:50No!
01:50Fucking boss said nah, nah.
01:52Nah, show mercy.
01:53Oi, Statho, please.
01:55Please, come on, show mercy.
01:56I'll give you a free drink.
01:58You can have a free shot on the house.
02:00Jason considers it.
02:01Yeah, nah.
02:02The big boss says
02:03you are a bloody good chiropractor, mate.
02:05Statho's thinking I'm not a chiro.
02:07Here, feel the calluses on me hands.
02:09They touch hands.
02:11He's like, oh, gee, yeah, nah.
02:12You're a working bloke
02:14or a working man, rather,
02:15is the official title.
02:22Only in cinemas March 27th, 2025
02:24on Earth.