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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:03Congratulations!
00:09Following the last year,
00:10we had a lot of guests in 2024.
00:15Now, please show us the award.
00:17Did you see it?
00:20This is me.
00:21This is the award I received when I was ready to accept people.
00:26What?
00:27The M-1 Grand Prix for 3 years in a row.
00:32But last year, it was suddenly canceled.
00:36Now that his activities in the team have been canceled,
00:39what does Setsu wish for?
00:41I don't have many friends, but I have a few close friends.
00:44We often go out to eat.
00:46I also like alcohol.
00:48When I buy good alcohol,
00:50I want my friends to drink it.
00:54I'm good at cooking,
00:56so I cook rice at home.
01:00Do you even make ramen?
01:01Yes, I make ramen.
01:03Can you make ramen?
01:05Yes, I can.
01:06If I do it at home, there are no people around me,
01:09and I have alcohol and rice.
01:11And it's cheaper than eating out.
01:13So I want to invite my juniors to my house.
01:16But I think it's dirty.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20It's the worst.
01:22What does that feel like?
01:24No, it's my body.
01:26Your body is dirty?
01:27I walk around naked in the hallway right next to the bathroom.
01:33I can't do that in the living room of my house.
01:38So you feel like your juniors are lying on the toilet.
01:43That's how dirty it is.
01:45What kind of prejudice is that?
01:47If you don't want to invite them to your house,
01:49you're just like a comedian lying on the toilet.
01:51What about your seniors?
01:53It depends on the person.
01:54It's okay if they're pretty.
01:55Does that mean there are people who don't want to invite them?
01:58Tell me about it.
02:01Well, you two are like that.
02:03I don't want to invite them.
02:05I don't want to invite them.
02:07First of all, you ride a motorcycle.
02:09A lot of people ride motorcycles and sit on the ground.
02:12Kuro-chan is dirty.
02:14What do you mean dirty?
02:16I've seen your room on TV.
02:18I can't invite them on a business trip.
02:21Did you make it at your juniors' house?
02:23No, my juniors' house is dirty.
02:28The living room of my juniors' house is not a toilet.
02:31What do you think your juniors' house is?
02:33I've invited my juniors.
02:35I'm very close with INA of Einstein.
02:37I said, I'm sorry about the living room.
02:39I went to the living room and drank on the veranda.
02:41That's right.
02:43That's a possibility.
02:45Invite them to your house.
02:47What about you?
02:48I'm okay.
02:49I'm the same as MIZUTA.
02:51I can't invite them to my house.
02:53Invite them to your house?
02:54Yes.
02:55Who do you want to invite?
02:56No one.
02:58Can't you invite MIZUTA?
02:59I can't.
03:01Did you understand my feelings?
03:05I want to change it.
03:07Do you want to change it?
03:08I want to change it.
03:09Do you think this will change?
03:11I can't.
03:12We will go to your house.
03:14We will go to your house.
03:16If you want to invite them to your house,
03:18you can sleep at any house you like.
03:20You can sleep at any house you like.
03:22It's okay if you drink.
03:24You can sleep at any house you like.
03:25MIZUTA, please choose yourself.
03:27When somebody says,
03:28I will say I will invite them to your house.
03:30When somebody says,
03:31I will invite them to your house.
03:33I'm going.
03:35I will invite them back to the house.
03:37They have no strength left in your house.
03:39Kuchihide brothers will go.
03:41He will go to your house.
03:42MIZUTA,
03:43Which one do you choose?
03:47I'll take it back.
03:49Wait a minute.
03:50You didn't take it back.
03:52You really hate it that much?
03:54Next is this one.
03:56The era of eating alone.
03:57Yes, this is me.
03:59Last year, he went through his own chaos and developed into a controversy with a certain YouTube channel.
04:07Mr. Rainbow said,
04:08If you think it was funny, I'll take it back.
04:10I said that I would forgive him if he said that.
04:13However, no matter how many times I said it, the result was that I didn't take it back.
04:19He sent me an apology letter.
04:22When I apologize, it ends with an apology.
04:25The only apology I've ever received is from Jason.
04:28He's an interesting guy.
04:30That's not true.
04:32Don't say anything terrible, Mr. Rainbow.
04:35If Mr. Rainbow praises him, it's over.
04:39I just want him to apologize.
04:41But he didn't apologize.
04:43When I thought I was tired, I thought I had no choice but to run away to eat.
04:50When I go to a curry restaurant, I always decide to eat for 3,000 yen.
04:553,000 yen?
04:56Alone?
05:00I've decided to let go of all my cravings for curry.
05:04That's amazing.
05:05When I ordered this, I was so impressed by the foreign lady next to me.
05:12I wanted to eat sushi as a reward for myself.
05:15You want to eat something good.
05:16At that time, I ate sushi for 5,000 yen.
05:21Today, I'm going to eat 10 pieces of medium fatty tuna.
05:24I see. I can't ask for more.
05:26I'm going to eat 10 pieces of scallops.
05:28I thought it would be nice to order this way.
05:31When I ordered this, the rice was as big as a small rice ball.
05:39What do you mean?
05:41Everyone else was eating normal sushi.
05:44I was the only one who was eating spam.
05:46The rice was as big as spam.
05:48The rice was as big as spam.
05:49The rice was as big as spam.
05:50I ordered 20 pieces of rice balls.
05:52This rice ball was as big as 20 pieces of spam.
05:55I apologized to the foreign lady.
05:57I cried because my rice ball was as big as everyone else's.
06:02Did you cry?
06:04Many things happened.
06:06Not only that.
06:07The size of the rice ball made you cry.
06:10There was a person like the manager.
06:13I'm really sorry.
06:16I'm not mean to my employees.
06:20I thought I would eat a lot.
06:23That's terrible.
06:27I apologized to the YouTuber.
06:31I apologized to the YouTuber.
06:34The manager was honest with me.
06:39I understood.
06:42I want to eat a normal-sized rice ball.
06:45Did you say that?
06:47The size of the rice ball was small.
06:51My heart ached.
06:54I ate 20 pieces of rice balls.
06:56I couldn't eat anymore.
06:58I thought I could do something about it.
07:01You are a big comedian.
07:03What is a big comedian?
07:07I'm a big comedian.
07:09I'm not a big comedian.
07:11You are a big comedian.
07:13I feel sorry for you.
07:15Thank you very much.
07:19I'm glad.
07:20You are a big comedian.
07:22I have become aware of being a big comedian.
07:28This is also good.
07:30This is me.
07:32This is the evidence of my reflection.
07:35This is the receipt of the costume that was in vain.
07:39This is the report of the appearance of a minor.
07:42I think everyone in the world was surprised.
07:46I think I was a little naughty.
07:51Kago Ai, a former idol who has disturbed the world.
07:58This is when I was 17 years old and went to the hair salon.
08:03Did you quit the hair salon at this age?
08:06I was still a minor.
08:08Was this before you became a minor?
08:09This is after I became a minor.
08:10Last year, there was an article about overseas travel.
08:16This is the truth.
08:19Is this the truth?
08:22This is a crime.
08:24This is not a crime.
08:26This is the truth.
08:28This is a crime.
08:30I was surprised.
08:32I thought it was a declaration of abandonment.
08:35This is a problem.
08:37I made a mistake.
08:38This is the truth.
08:40I thought I was a minor.
08:46I had a bad image.
08:49I lost my TV job for a year.
08:54I lost all my other TV jobs for a year.
08:58I call this a blank year.
09:01This is like ONE PIECE.
09:04I went out to eat with my friend.
09:08She said she wouldn't drink alcohol because she had a shoot the next day.
09:13I was supposed to appear on that show.
09:16It was a show by DAIGO.
09:18Is that a stone?
09:19Yes.
09:20That stone flew away in that photo.
09:23I said I was a minor.
09:25I am from NARA.
09:27NARA TV celebrates its 50th anniversary.
09:31I was asked to appear on the show as a special guest.
09:34I lost that opportunity.
09:37This is the costume I was supposed to wear at that time.
09:40Did you prepare this costume for that occasion?
09:42Yes.
09:43You were a minor at that time.
09:47I'm really serious.
09:49For example, there is a lot of garbage in the house.
09:52How do you throw away the cardboard?
09:55I put it in a cardboard box.
09:57That's right.
09:58I fold the cardboard box and tie it with a string.
10:01Then I put it in a cardboard box.
10:03That's normal for an apartment.
10:06I fold the cardboard box and put it in a cardboard box.
10:08That's the rule.
10:09Why can't you praise me?
10:11DAIGO, that's unreasonable.
10:14You cut the cardboard box and tie it with a string.
10:18I put it in a cardboard box.
10:20You should have said that you were serious.
10:22I thought I could praise you just because you were alive.
10:26I still put a lot of gasoline in the car.
10:32You put a lot of gasoline in the car.
10:34I can't praise you.
10:36You forgot to put gasoline in the car.
10:40You always put a lot of gasoline in the car.
10:43What are you talking about?
10:45I don't know what you mean.
10:47If you put gasoline in the car, you will be in trouble.
10:50You may be serious.
10:53You have a weak armpit.
10:55I have a lot of gas.
10:57You have a lot of gas.
10:59What are you talking about?
11:01You have a lot of gas.
11:03You have a lot of gas.
11:05You should be praised.
11:07You should be praised.
11:09What is this receipt?
11:12Please.
11:14You are the first.
11:16You are the first.
11:19Congratulations.
11:21You have a weak armpit.
11:24I think it's important for you to work hard.
11:28Thank you very much.
11:30Please choose the next receipt.
11:32You have a lot of gasoline.
11:34You have a lot of gasoline.
11:36You have 190,000 yen in total.
11:38This is me.
11:40I wanted to be cool in front of her.
11:42I bought a lot of gasoline.
11:45She has been supporting him for 10 years.
11:47She is the first woman in her life.
11:49She is happy now.
11:52However, there is an unexpected price.
11:56My private life is going well.
11:59But I can't do my job.
12:01I can't do all the manzai.
12:05I made all the manzai.
12:09I can't use all the manzai.
12:12I can't do manzai.
12:14Last year, I appeared on a TV program.
12:20It's amazing.
12:21It's a program with a sexy actress.
12:25When I was offered, I was offered as a virgin.
12:30I see.
12:32I didn't wait for the third time.
12:36I wanted you to be a virgin.
12:40I was offered as a virgin.
12:43I was told not to be a virgin.
12:45Is there such a way to be offended?
12:47I have a lot of work and money.
12:50But I dated her.
12:53I moved to a house where I could call her.
12:57It's a big house.
13:00It's a big living room.
13:02It's not a virgin's house.
13:04I moved to a house where I didn't have a job.
13:07I lost more money.
13:10The other day, I went on a date with her at a furniture store.
13:15I didn't plan to buy anything.
13:19I was interviewed by a TV program.
13:21I was asked what I was going to buy.
13:25I had to buy something here.
13:28This is also a job.
13:29I wanted to look cool here.
13:31I paid her this much.
13:34When you switch to work mode, you buy this much.
13:37I bought furniture that I didn't need.
13:42I bought furniture that I didn't need.
13:46I have everything.
13:49I have a sofa, a TV, and a TV stand.
13:53I can't say that I don't have money.
13:56I can't say that my work will be bad.
13:59I can't say that.
14:01Kuritani doesn't know Kuritani.
14:05The girl who likes Kuritani.
14:08You're not looking for money, are you?
14:15I think so.
14:17It's too small.
14:20It was a crying flower.
14:23You have to believe in the girl who likes you.
14:29I don't want to miss her.
14:32This is the first time I've met her.
14:34If you keep doing this, you'll end up with a brush-off girl.
14:38Don't call her that.
14:41That's the worst.
14:44Why don't you say it?
14:46Why don't you say it?
14:48What is your position?
14:51What is your position?
14:54What do you mean?
14:56Why don't you say it?
14:58You may feel the same way as I do.
15:01You're a fool.
15:03She and I are different from you.
15:06I'm looking forward to the future.
15:09What is this?
15:11What is this?
15:14How long have you been dating her?
15:16About three months.
15:19I can't wait to propose to her every day.
15:22That's too early.
15:24I can't wait to propose to her.
15:26That's too early.
15:29I can't wait to propose to her every day.
15:32I can't wait to propose to her every day.
15:35I call her every day for three hours.
15:37You'll find something you don't like about her.
15:39I don't have anything I don't like about her.
15:41It's only been three months.
15:43She's really cute.
15:46You have to show her a different side of you as an entertainer.
15:52I bought this furniture.
15:55I don't know.
15:58I'm just curious about the furniture.
16:01I bought this furniture.
16:04This is me.
16:06I got this from a receipt of GAMAN NO SUZU.
16:11I got this from a receipt of GAMAN NO SUZU.
16:14In August last year, a video of a car accident was spread on social media.
16:20Fujita reflected on his angry personality.
16:24What is the effect of GAMAN NO SUZU that calms Fujita's anger?
16:29You got angry last year, didn't you?
16:31Yes, I got angry.
16:33This is GAMAN NO SUZU.
16:35There is a shrine dedicated to GAMAN NO SUZU.
16:39If you listen to the sound of this bell, you will be healed.
16:43You can be patient.
16:45I got angry.
16:48I bought this to be patient.
16:52I was driving a car the other day.
16:56I was driving on a one-way street.
16:58There was a car that was running in the opposite direction.
17:03I made a mistake.
17:04I was waiting for the car.
17:06I didn't know what the car was doing in front of me.
17:08I heard the sound of the car.
17:11I thought I was doing something.
17:14I thought it was different.
17:16I opened the window and did this.
17:20I did this many times.
17:22I thought it was noisy.
17:23The situation is exactly the same as last time.
17:28Was it the same as last time?
17:31I got angry when I got off the motorcycle.
17:34This time I didn't get angry at all.
17:37I thought I was angry.
17:40When I was about to go, I found this on the car key holder.
17:43It made a noise.
17:45When I heard the noise, I thought I shouldn't go.
17:48I have to explain this.
17:51If I get angry, it will be the same as last time.
17:55So I got off the motorcycle.
17:58I made a mistake.
18:01I was waiting for the car to stop.
18:04That's great.
18:06Then the driver said,
18:07Is that so?
18:09That's no good.
18:12I was very stressed.
18:14I wrote a novel.
18:16You wrote a novel?
18:22I was waiting for the car to stop.
18:24That's great.
18:25Then the driver said,
18:27Is that so?
18:29That's no good.
18:32I wrote a novel.
18:34That's great.
18:35I didn't have anything on that day.
18:38Then the bell rang.
18:40Every time the bell rang, I remembered that.
18:43I was very angry.
18:45That's no good.
18:47I can't remember that day.
18:50I didn't have anything on that day.
18:53Every time the bell rang, I remembered that.
18:56I was very stressed.
18:58I didn't want to be angry anymore.
19:01So I wrote a novel.
19:04I remembered it when I heard it.
19:06If it's not the same sound, you won't remember it.
19:08That's right.
19:09You should write a novel every time you get angry.
19:12I was waiting for the car to stop.
19:15I didn't have anything on that day.
19:17I didn't have anything on that day.
19:19I didn't have anything on that day.
19:21You should write a novel every time you get angry.
19:24I didn't have anything on that day.
19:27I will return the receipt.
19:30Why?
19:31If I take the receipt, I will be angry again.
19:34If you don't remember the sound of the bell,
19:39you won't be angry anymore.
19:42The bell rang from the shrine.
19:44That's amazing.
19:46You look like a monk.
19:48You look like a monk in a jacket.
19:5353,000 yen.
19:55This is me.
19:57This is the receipt I got when I couldn't write a novel.
20:02What is that?
20:03It's not a useless receipt.
20:05I wrote a novel on March 19th.
20:09I wrote a novel on March 19th.
20:12That's a lot of publicity.
20:14That's a lot of publicity.
20:16Did you write the receipt yourself?
20:21I wrote four volumes.
20:23I wrote three volumes when I was dating Ritchie.
20:27I was dumped when I wrote the last volume.
20:31I didn't have time.
20:33I had to write a novel.
20:35I went to a cabaret.
20:38I went to a cabaret to refresh myself.
20:41I refreshed myself.
20:43I thought it was fun and refreshed myself.
20:46When I got home, there was a ring.
20:49I cried when I saw the ring.
20:51You were selling the ring to me.
20:54You didn't buy it.
20:56Then I made a good work.
20:59That is...
21:00This is Kurokoai.
21:03There are four volumes.
21:05One of them is called Yureru.
21:08It's a love story between Akito, Naoki and Tomomi.
21:14It's interesting.
21:15I think it's a masterpiece.
21:17Please take a look.
21:21You can only marry a half-hearted fan.
21:24There are a lot of choices.
21:27I think it's a lie.
21:29I'll give it back.
21:30I want to watch it again.
21:32It's called Yureru.
21:34Don't forget to subscribe.
21:39I think it's a masterpiece.
21:41Please take a look.
21:43Because of me,
21:45I broke what I had.
21:48I was always chased by something.
21:50I couldn't say what I wanted or what I wanted.
21:53If I could say it earlier,
21:56this might not have happened.
21:59Why are you promoting your book?
22:03It's not like that.
22:05When I was thinking about it,
22:07I was asked if I wanted to publish a book.
22:09I had been dating Ritsu for about a year.
22:12I wanted her to be unhappy because I was happy.
22:15I wanted to make all four volumes a bad ending.
22:18At first...
22:19At first...
22:20The first word of the story was so shocking that I couldn't say it.
22:25Because I was happy,
22:28I wanted her to be unhappy.
22:30Isn't that easier?
22:32What's easier?
22:33If I was happy and she was happy,
22:35I would compare which one was happier.
22:38But if I was happy,
22:40and the story was a bad ending,
22:42and the reader didn't like it,
22:44it would be easier to say that I was happier.
22:47Don't fall.
22:49It's okay.
22:51When the ring falls, I'll hold on to it.
22:54I want to run away.
22:56Kuro-chan.
22:58Naigo-chan.
22:59No, that's not it.
23:01That's not what I wanted.
23:03I understand.
23:04You don't have to show the receipt,
23:06but can you comment on the book?
23:09Even though I didn't read it?
23:10If you say it now, I'll turn it off.
23:13It's a scam.
23:14It's a scam.
23:15It's a scam.
23:16It's a scam.
23:17It's a scam.
23:18It's a scam.
23:19It's a scam.
23:21What number do I count?
23:24It's over, isn't it?
23:27It's over, isn't it?
23:29It's over, isn't it?