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00:00Why? Did you hear me? Why is that there? What is it for?
00:04It's a toilet. I'm a vampire. Why have you given me a toilet?
00:10Good morning, Count Dracula. How are you settling in?
00:13Well, I have a chemical toilet and this.
00:17You have every book written during your coma and somewhere to sit.
00:19Well, I need more than books, Zoe.
00:23Take off your coat and roll up your left sleeve. Why?
00:26Because I told you to and I can break you with a sunbeam.
00:30I'm coming in. Make any attempt to attack me
00:32and my colleague will fully open the roof and burn you to a crisp.
00:34Do you understand? So you're a doctor this time, are you?
00:36I think I preferred the disappointed nun.
00:39I'm a scientist. Well, that amounts to the same thing.
00:42I'm not Sister Agatha. I'm Doctor Helsing
00:44and I'm the woman in charge of this foundation.
00:46In charge of this foundation?
00:48I'm not Sister Agatha. I'm Doctor Helsing
00:50and I'm the woman in charge of this foundation.
00:52In charge of it? Oh, of course.
00:54I suppose women's rights are just something you slip through.
00:56Women's what? Did you say rights?
00:58You'll get the hang of it. No, no, no. Please try and explain.
01:01I missed an entire century. What are rights?
01:04Nobody has rights, Zoe.
01:06Man, woman or monster. No one, nowhere.
01:09It's just a lunatic fantasy.