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00:00Did you know that Lamborghini produces champagne?
00:05Champagne!
00:06Champagne!
00:08Yakult's semi-sweetener
00:10What?
00:11Did you know that Lamborghini produces champagne?
00:15The story of becoming a drinker!
00:18The story of becoming a drinker
00:23So that's it.
00:25I'm a little tipsy because it's my second drink.
00:30I'll leave it to Mr. Koyabu.
00:32Mr. Koyabu, please.
00:34I can't do that.
00:35I can't do that on such a big show.
00:38No, no.
00:39Mr. Koyabu, what's that thing?
00:41Champagne.
00:42Champagne?
00:43Mr. Koyabu drinks champagne every time he drinks.
00:47A new tragedy?
00:50I don't care what tragedy it is. I don't drink.
00:53I don't care at all.
00:54The glass is the closest to Mr. Koyabu's glass.
00:57It's thin.
00:58It's thin and long.
00:59Mr. Kuriyama.
01:01Nice to meet you.
01:02Nice to meet you.
01:03Nice to meet you.
01:04Nice to meet you.
01:05You quit TBS as an announcer.
01:08That's right.
01:09It's been a year since I quit.
01:12Does your job change?
01:13Do you keep appearing in shows like this?
01:15Yes.
01:16I was given a chance to appear in a show.
01:20I'm glad I quit.
01:21I'm glad I quit.
01:23I can't say that clearly.
01:25I don't want people to say that.
01:29I'm glad I quit.
01:30You're making fun of me.
01:32I'll bite you.
01:33Tonight's guest is a popular announcer from Shinkon.
01:36I had a date with my current husband.
01:40Maybe that's why I decided to get married.
01:43When I put my hand in my pocket and walked like this,
01:47I saw my current wife.
01:50She looked cold.
01:53It's the first time he's been married.
01:56She's a fan of my older sister.
02:00Her face was printed on the chocolate.
02:04I can't do multiplication.
02:08People call me Kukuniki.
02:11Kukuniki?
02:12People call me Kukuniki.
02:14It's a story about a fan who has a strong habit.
02:17I'm confident in random numbers.
02:19I can do random numbers.
02:20This is 5.
02:22You can do 5.
02:235x1 is 5. 5x2 is 10. 5x3 is 15.
02:26Next week is Shunbun no Hi.
02:27Enjoy the story of love and moving in in one hand.
02:35And Trindle of Shinkon, please.
02:41Who is she?
02:42She is an actress.
02:45I have the same last name as Daigo.
02:48Really?
02:49Yamamoto?
02:50I'm Yamamoto Reina.
02:52That's right.
02:54Everyone doesn't know I'm Yamamoto.
02:57Are you Yamamoto?
02:59I'm happy now.
03:02I'm happy now.
03:04You're not supposed to laugh like that.
03:06You're not supposed to laugh like that.
03:08I'm sorry.
03:09It's better to start early.
03:11It's better to start early.
03:12I'll start.
03:13I'll start.
03:14I'll start.
03:15You're determined.
03:16I'll start.
03:17I'll start.
03:18I'll start.
03:19I'll start.
03:20I've been thinking about what to sell and what to put here.
03:28Moriyama of Mitorizu and Shouga of Beni.
03:32There were about 10 people in my juniors.
03:34We all gave out some money.
03:37We've been giving out birthday presents every year for the past few years.
03:43Kawai-san was surprised to see a present from his juniors.
03:46He was surprised to see a present from his juniors.
03:52About three years ago, everyone came to the dressing room and gave out birthday presents.
03:58It was a Tiffany bag.
04:01I was like, what?
04:02I don't have that much money.
04:04I was like, what?
04:06I was so happy.
04:07I was like, what?
04:08Tiffany?
04:09I was like, what?
04:10When I opened it, there was a thin silver straw in it.
04:15Straw?
04:16Tiffany?
04:17Tiffany?
04:18There was a tiny blue line in front of it.
04:21It was cute.
04:22I drank it, but it was cold, so my mouth hurt.
04:27It was half-sliced.
04:29Everyone laughed at my reaction.
04:32You don't buy it yourself.
04:34Two years ago, I got a Prada bag.
04:38I was like, what?
04:39I forgot about a year ago.
04:40I was like, what?
04:41I opened it.
04:43There was a cutlery, a spoon and a fork for carrying rice cakes.
04:46A Prada fork and knife?
04:48A Prada fork and knife.
04:49I was like, I live alone, but thank you.
04:52This year, I got a Gucci bag.
04:57That's great.
04:58It's a small wallet.
05:00I was so happy.
05:02I wanted a small wallet.
05:03It's cute.
05:04It was a little heavy.
05:06I was like, what?
05:07When I opened it, there was a Gucci trunk.
05:13You put a trunk in it?
05:14It's for putting a trunk in.
05:17You put a trunk in it?
05:18I'm not a fortune teller, so I live alone.
05:21I don't use a trunk.
05:23I want to use it for something.
05:25I put it in a coin.
05:26It opens up to the limit, so it falls down.
05:30It's not for coins.
05:32You can't put it in a lot.
05:33I only put a trunk in it.
05:37Everyone was surprised at what I was selling.
05:42What do you think, Hasen?
05:44I heard from the staff.
05:47Hasen has a serious image.
05:51He's very serious.
05:54There's a theory that he's a party person.
05:59What do you think?
06:00He's a party person.
06:04He likes to drink.
06:06Where does he drink a lot?
06:08Nishiazabu.
06:11Sharai.
06:12Roppongi.
06:14Ebisu.
06:16Sometimes Nakameguro.
06:17Hasen.
06:20It's easy to talk when you download TBS.
06:23When I download Akasaka, I can't talk about Akasaka.
06:28I can't talk about Akasaka.
06:30Let's talk about Akasaka.
06:33Do you know Lamborghini, a luxury car company?
06:36Yes.
06:37Do you know that Lamborghini sells champagne?
06:42I don't know.
06:43I don't know.
06:46Hasen found champagne sold by Lamborghini, which is famous for sports cars, at a bar.
06:54I was surprised.
06:56I asked the manager to take me to a bar in Ginza at night.
07:01He said, I want to drink Lamborghini champagne.
07:04It costs 70,000 yen per bottle.
07:0870,000 yen at a bar?
07:09Yes.
07:10It's a bar.
07:11I didn't know Lamborghini champagne existed.
07:14I thought it was just a logo.
07:18I thought it was sold at a high price.
07:20So I looked it up.
07:21I didn't know the taste.
07:24I was drunk.
07:25But when I looked it up, it had a history.
07:29Lamborghini also makes wine.
07:32It costs 10,000 to 20,000 yen at a low price.
07:38Champagne is from Lamborghini.
07:40I've never seen it on the menu.
07:43I've never heard of it.
07:44I've never heard of it.
07:45I've never heard of Lamborghini at a restaurant.
07:48It's a car.
07:49That's it.
07:50That's it.
07:51It's cool.
07:52It's cool, isn't it?
07:53It has a Lamborghini logo on it.
07:55It's cool, isn't it?
07:57It's cool, isn't it?
07:58It's cool, isn't it?
07:59The other one is also expensive.
08:02I went to a lounge in Nishihazabu.
08:05It's amazing.
08:07It's a famous place.
08:09I went there.
08:10There was a tequila called Clas Azul.
08:13There was a tequila called Clas Azul.
08:18It's amazing.
08:19That's a big answer.
08:21This one?
08:22This one.
08:23It's expensive.
08:25It's a tequila that costs less than 24,000 yen.
08:29There's a silver part on the top.
08:31If you chop this part like this,
08:37it'll make a sound.
08:39What's the point of making a sound?
08:41That's true.
08:43It's just a tequila that makes you want to drink it.
08:45It's a tequila that makes you want to drink it.
08:47It's a tequila that makes you want to drink it.
08:48It's a tequila that makes you want to drink it.
08:49In a way, it's a tequila.
08:52It's a tequila that makes you want to drink it.
08:54Toyundoru, is there any other tequila?
08:57I have one.
09:00What is it?
09:01It's a tequila that makes you want to drink it.
09:03What?
09:04It's a tequila that makes you want to drink it?
09:06It's the exact opposite.
09:07I'm happy about it.
09:09I've never heard of it.
09:11What makes you want to drink it?
09:13It prevents the teeth from getting white.
09:15How is the taste?
09:17How does it taste?
09:19The other day, I thought of Yakult and tried to grind it.
09:23It tasted a little like Yakult.
09:25What?
09:27You thought of it?
09:29It doesn't taste like Yakult, right?
09:31Maybe I thought of it.
09:33It's not strong, right?
09:35It's like a soft mint.
09:37This is it.
09:39It's 2200 yen.
09:412200 yen?
09:43That's a good price.
09:45We have two, and one of them is this one.
09:47It's like one for two days.
09:51You're saving money.
09:55When I got married,
09:57my juniors gave me a lot of things
09:59like congratulations.
10:01A lot of juniors gave me things.
10:03Rossi and St. Bartholomew's
10:06said,
10:07Mr. Koyama, congratulations on your marriage.
10:09This is for you.
10:11It's a watch I put on the school's school building.
10:17Mr. Koyama got a large-sized watch for his wedding.
10:22It was too big, and he was in trouble.
10:26It's a really big one.
10:28It's big, isn't it?
10:29I've never seen a wall clock.
10:31Judging from the distance, it's that big.
10:33When I saw it up close, it was really big.
10:35I said, thank you,
10:37but I don't need such a big watch in my heart.
10:40But I got it.
10:42I said, let's decorate it.
10:44I hung it up in a straight line from the entrance of the living room.
10:47I hung it up and said,
10:49I don't have such a big one,
10:51but when I looked at it from the bathroom,
10:53I could see it clearly.
10:57When I said, let's go to work,
10:59I looked at it from the economic line.
11:01I couldn't see it because it was so big.
11:03It was very convenient.
11:05It was really convenient to have such a big watch.
11:08It's better to have such a big watch.
11:11Here we go.
11:13Oh, it's weak.
11:15Isn't it just right?
11:16Oh, it's Trindle.
11:17She's here.
11:19The people who are getting married
11:21had this date,
11:23so maybe they were conscious of getting married.
11:28Date.
11:29I see.
11:30Date.
11:31What is a date to be conscious of getting married?
11:35Trindle is a newlywed.
11:37There was a moment when she wanted to get married
11:40to this man on a date during her marriage.
11:43My husband and I were at home
11:47from morning to evening.
11:50We were lying on the sofa
11:53and listening to Spitz.
11:55Oh, Spitz.
11:57I was surprised.
12:00I didn't throw anything away.
12:03It was so much fun.
12:05It was the first time for me to calm down with others.
12:11That's the real thing.
12:13Yes.
12:14I told my mom about it.
12:17When I told her what happened today,
12:19she said,
12:20It's amazing that you can do such a thing with others.
12:24I've never done that before.
12:26At that time,
12:28I thought it would be fun to be with him.
12:32It was fun that I didn't do anything.
12:35It was fun.
12:36I think it's important to think that it's fate.
12:43On the contrary,
12:45I went to see Ryusei Shishiza.
12:48At a club?
12:49Yes.
12:50Nobu got married to a girl he's been dating since high school.
12:54It was a date to see Ryusei.
12:58It was before we got married.
13:00We got married when we were 28.
13:02I was 26 years old.
13:05It was in Osaka.
13:08I don't know.
13:09I don't know.
13:11It's a good way to say it.
13:14I went to see Ryusei Shishiza.
13:17It was in Osaka.
13:19It's a good way to say it.
13:21It's a strange way to say it.
13:23I went to see him in Osaka.
13:25I should have told you.
13:27I know your wife.
13:30When Osamu Mukai was talking...
13:33I don't say it, but I think about it.
13:35I don't know.
13:37It was in Osaka.
13:39When I went to see him in Osaka,
13:42I wondered what it was.
13:46It was an Alfa Romeo.
13:49I don't know.
13:51I don't know.
13:53I don't know because I drove an Italian car.
13:57You went to see Ryusei.
13:59I drove an Alfa Romeo.
14:01I was kissing him.
14:04It was romantic.
14:06I was in the car.
14:08I couldn't see him unless it was a small mountain.
14:11I parked the car in the mountain.
14:13I was kissing him.
14:16Ryusei was getting out of the car.
14:19From your wife's view?
14:21I kissed him.
14:23You went to see it.
14:25I went to see it.
14:27I don't remember Ryusei.
14:29I kissed him more than Ryusei.
14:33I kissed him more than Ryusei.
14:35I can only see it once in a few years.
14:39I can see it in two hours.
14:41I kissed him more than Ryusei.
14:45I should have seen it once.
14:47I should have seen it once.
14:49I kissed him more than Ryusei.
14:51I didn't ask you.
14:54It was a date.
14:57I kissed him more than Ryusei.
14:59I didn't ask you.
15:01I didn't ask you.
15:03Osaka Alfa Romeo.
15:05I don't understand.
15:07How was it?
15:09It's been four years since I got married.
15:12My current wife and...
15:14I pick up girls at Ebisu Yokocho.
15:17What?
15:19Really?
15:21Paripi?
15:23It's the best.
15:25I pick up girls at Ebisu Yokocho.
15:27Ebisu Yokocho?
15:29Hasen picks up girls at Ebisu Yokocho.
15:32He was aware of his wife's behavior during the date.
15:37When we were drinking,
15:39I asked my current wife what she was doing.
15:42I asked my current wife what she was doing.
15:45You picked up girls at Ebisu Yokocho?
15:47I picked up girls at Ebisu Yokocho.
15:49I picked up girls at Ebisu Yokocho.
15:51I picked up girls at Ebisu Yokocho.
15:53I didn't do it for marriage.
15:55I had a bad feeling.
15:57I talked to her.
15:59We ate a lot.
16:01We ate a lot.
16:03I was thinking about the next date.
16:06I wanted to go to a bar in Nishi Azabu.
16:08I was thinking about the next date.
16:10I knew a good place.
16:13I knew a good place.
16:15I was thinking about a nice bar in Nishi Azabu.
16:18It was winter in Tohoku Prefecture, so when I was walking with my hand in my pocket,
16:26my wife came up to me and said,
16:31''Are you cold?''
16:33She came up to me and said, ''Are you cold?''
16:35She said, ''Are you cold?''
16:37When she said, ''Are you cold?''
16:39I thought, ''She's the one.''
16:42That's a good one.
16:43That's a good one.
16:44That's a good one.
16:46You're so easygoing.
16:47You're so easygoing.
16:49You're so easygoing.
16:50That's so nice.
16:51You're so easygoing.
16:52You're so easygoing.
16:53You're so easygoing.
16:54I've never had a woman actively approach me before.
16:59That's a cute way of showing your affection.
17:01You're so cute.
17:02You're so cute.
17:03I was just a casual person who was having a conversation with a girl.
17:09But when she came up to me, I was so surprised.
17:15I was so surprised.
17:17She looked so cute.
17:18When I took my wife to an island for the first time,
17:23she was riding a turtle.
17:26she was riding a turtle.
17:31That's rare.
17:32That's rare.
17:33That's amazing.
17:34She was 25 years old at that time.
17:36She was 25 years old at that time.
17:37She was right in front of the sea from my house.
17:43I thought she was a girl who had fun at sea.
17:48But she was riding a motorcycle.
17:51She was riding a motorcycle.
17:52She was riding a motorcycle.
17:53She was riding a motorcycle.
17:56She was a girl who couldn't be cool.
18:01Did you get married?
18:03We didn't.
18:04When I was 3 or 4 years old,
18:09Of course, I didn't have any money, but when I went out to drink with my girlfriend...
18:16Kawai is still single, but he has been to a bar where he used to drink with his girlfriend.
18:25Four or five of my juniors came to the bar.
18:29We were drinking together, but we didn't have any money.
18:36I asked her to pay me back, but I didn't have any money.
18:42I was so embarrassed.
18:46When I asked her to pay me back, she gave me the money from under the desk.
18:53I thought it was amazing that she was looking at me at that moment.
19:00Of course, I returned the money.
19:04Did you break up with her?
19:06Yes, I did.
19:07Are you a loan shark?
19:09That's too much.
19:11I'll pay you back 30,000 yen next time.
19:14I see.
19:16She's a really good friend.
19:19Matsuda-kun, what do you think?
19:21Travis Japan is amazing.
19:25When I went camping...
19:31What was it?
19:33Campfire?
19:35No campfire.
19:37Tent!
19:39Did you say tent?
19:41No, I didn't.
19:43You said tent first.
19:45I said tent in English.
19:52I didn't know how to say it in Japanese.
19:59I didn't know how to say it in Japanese.
20:01Please don't get mad at me.
20:03Of course, I won't get mad at you.
20:05You're amazing.
20:07I was trying to help you.
20:10If there was someone who could move with me, I would like it.
20:17I would like to marry her.
20:20You would like to marry her.
20:22I didn't decide to marry her.
20:25I thought she was a good person.
20:28The first time I met her was when I went skiing in Nagano.
20:33I went with a man and a woman.
20:35There were three women.
20:36They were acquaintances, acquaintances, and strangers.
20:38She was a stranger.
20:40A stranger and a woman?
20:42Mr. Koyabu met his current wife on a ski trip.
20:46During the trip, he had a good impression on her.
20:51Once upon a time, there was a train from Osaka Station to Nagano Prefecture.
20:55When I was riding on the train, one of my acquaintances, a rich man,
20:59said to me,
21:00If you go over there, I'll do this.
21:02This is really interesting.
21:04I said, I'll definitely do this.
21:06He said, What is it?
21:08I said, If you stop at this bus stop, I'll make a stupid face.
21:11He said that.
21:13I said, It's not funny if you do it only for me.
21:16I said, If you do it equally, it's fine.
21:19He said, I'll definitely do it.
21:21I said, I'll do it.
21:23He said, If you don't do it, I'll wake up.
21:26I said, I won't do it.
21:28He said this on the train.
21:33I said, If you don't do it, it's not funny.
21:36We slept for a night.
21:38The next day, when we were drinking in the room,
21:40I said, I'll do this.
21:42He said, I won't do it.
21:44I said, I'll do it.
21:47I said, I'll do it.
21:49He said, If you do it equally, it's fine.
21:51I said, If you don't do it, it's not funny.
21:53He said, If you don't do it, it's not funny.
21:55The rich man brought the girl home.
21:57He said, I'll do it.
21:59She stopped.
22:01He said, Let's imitate a gorilla.
22:03It's the worst.
22:05It's been quite tough.
22:07She stopped.
22:09She didn't look at me.
22:11I
22:41Know
23:11No, no one seen the day I know
23:18Oh
23:28Hussein, oh hi. Hi. I know yet. She's a get-up. Oh, do I need must cut you
23:34I
23:37Don't you know Tawamon?
23:43No, I don't
23:48But I get that out so no he don't know
23:52Oh
24:02Yeah, she's a get-up. Oh, do I need must cut you
24:10This is a TBS a new show so you don't know what they talk to me
24:15So no, but if you're not a party P now the Roppongi no Tawamon
24:21Niju-ni-man
24:23Better now it doesn't mean so that's boy. Yo
24:27Hara, I'm just gonna put it on the Niju-ni-man you not at all
24:31Okay, no, do you do it?
24:33Okay, you got an answer. Do you know what you don't think you need money?
24:37So I go down to the moon this kid salary money gets you tonight. It's got the Zangyo died on the show
24:41So no guess you know Zoghain
24:44You don't you do monogamy must a total of a soul to tell you
24:47She ate
24:50Jibun no regular bang me she died on this kid. So don't eat. Oh, don't worry. Don't go there. I'm a tsukane
24:55Shigoto, yeah
24:57Yamagase Nante business you can I know you're
25:01Don't you must come so it's almost come
25:03Hachijikan king, isn't it? No, I don't know. I don't know
25:06No, no, no to QG stay up to the money must get so there's a little nonsense you can do so so there were
25:11You should be my heart. I had to do you go to me not day. I know
25:15He could slam it in that
25:18Get there for me
25:20Porn guitar months and they meet on this kiddo. It's a nice come on. I'm a Chicago
25:25bonus Zambia team
25:28Yeah, Jim, he's you know, I'm on the top of my own it's in the hipster
25:33How's that some okay? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
25:37Okay, don't kill she's not okay. You got to suck at that you know
25:43Saka no Toki wa Chotto Sharina Tokoro there meet I know
25:47Kanji that that's skiddo
25:50Tokyo, okay, Mottaku Nakata Harashima Toka
25:53Sorry
25:56So got under no go Joe no
26:00Monshoe look my anger. I look my guy my show Nikita Toki
26:04Gada, Kajin say you my you it's a chill cool. I'm gonna tell at the kill more
26:09Nanka
26:11We asked you to more you need Kaira, Nakata
26:16Or else I'll call a mansion Karate night
26:19I
26:22Don't you say about Kona? Okay. No, you don't want to go back to my Osaka
26:28Osaka
26:30Yeah, I'm a sucker. I'll tell you what you don't like it. I'll tell you a team that I got there
26:34Come on, she's not some Tokoro. They you don't know
26:36So can I I got to you know, I'll talk to her. I'm all senpai need in luck. She didn't
26:41want something to happen to me to it. I'm not a
26:44You never know
26:46Cairo, Kato motion can now Osaka ni Osaka. They were gonna yes, I'm dead
26:50They don't you I'm a dog. I'm a sucker. I'm dead. He told me they told Kona one room missing there
26:57What's my body? Wow? Yo, Joe hungry. I know one room
27:00And then kids on the kit. Oh, man, I ate a
27:03Who you there?
27:05Supplement a coat. Oh, oh, yeah. It's a bit. Don't look like that. It's a nice one
27:11What the crew a Nagara nete a summer kitatokini she came with me he took it that the key Osaka Cairo
27:22So
27:24Minai
27:25Sorry, no issue. Come on. You didn't pick our note a legal one. I'm sorry. I don't know you don't want more June in a great car
27:31It's not me. You know how to see
27:34Don't you have any me insensitive?
27:36They actually also get a cocoa. I'll cut it out. Oh, no, you're not getting me
27:40You are say cuts. You know cuckoo. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
27:46It'll hook so yeah, I'll tell you no honesty. Oh, it's a terrible. Yes. Sorry. No, I should get me
27:51You're not tonight. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What's that?
27:54You don't you know
27:56Yes, you know how much you'll tell you this little Kotomi. Oh, no more. She's tight. Oh, you must the sun
28:01How can you give them to sing a shit by stucky again girl, so they
28:05even some senpai
28:07Maximum food to some to my
28:09YouTube no hold a collaborate. Oh god, such a such to it. I didn't mean so senpai Nico my Yacine
28:15It could run on that do you know you are a day. So no, I don't know. He didn't take another day
28:20But I didn't know him. I don't know. I don't want to know what all just a son. Oh, yeah
28:24Joe up P got hiked a couple stick lasagna, Skiddo
28:28Sonosono YouTube no, oh, yeah, I'll meet a son. Oh, Jim. No. Oh god. Oh god
28:35I'm tossed. Oh, yeah, my tonight. Oh
28:38My diggity stick. Hey
28:40Sonoma, Dakota. Yes, I'm Yacine. Oh happy. Oh, no. Wow. I'm a kimochi kotode. I'm I see
28:46Yoroshiku, Nikara, so no, I don't know. She was a giant
28:49Son, oh, I'm Tony. You're a nice. Oh, I guess
28:52I'm
29:00Sonokimotoshi
29:02Yes, I know
29:04Musco sign a car. Oh god. No, I don't know. I didn't get all I said, I'm a buyer
29:07I don't even know no day what I don't keep it. Oh, so this is me. No, you keep it. I mean, it's even they you've done all day
29:13Okay, so it's you know, you're on the air boy. Yeah, it's me
29:17I
29:48Move over to the cause of book moreだからそれを負けになる前ですけどまぁ実家がもしかしてて便
29:55ポーターのエイターのなはい母親もパニックなって
29:58ブーブーって
30:01カジェこの後実家が貧乏で大変すぎる話
30:05You
30:12Hawaii summer Coco's died Oh, yeah, no, you're seeing a horizon. She got a knuckle cause of the hippo stand you need show you
30:18Can you get us all day?
30:20Moto Moto Jimoto they never consumed data together for a bolo bolo no zen mentsu chica beみたいなアパートに住んでたんですけど
30:27まあ 母親がある日夜中僕を起こされて体力の限界やってくれる体力の限界しようの文字が引退すると
30:34本来でももう来月の家賃が払われ
30:37僕に言うぐらいもうめっちゃ切羽詰まってて
30:40でどうしようどうしようってした時にまあどっから持ってきたのがわかんないですけどその南大阪の飲み
30:46上がりのど真ん中の雑居ビルの屋上のプレイハーブ
30:50ここに住むことができる話をもらってきてで3人でそのプレイハーブ見に行ったんですよ
30:57見に行くにゃ一応
30:59内県
31:01住むことは決まってるんですけどあの一応ここに住むよっていうので
31:06ほんまに汚い戦後直後からある古い雑居ビル
31:09屋上鉄の扉バンと開けたらもう室外キャラ何やらがブワーってその先に
31:15汚いちっちゃいプレイハーブがあってそこ母親がガチャって開けたらモップとかホウキとかバケツとか掃除道具が
31:22ブワー入ってたんですよ
31:24掃除道具入れみたいなもんね
31:26ほんでここに住むよって言われたんですよ
31:28僕はもうええでって言ったんですよ
31:31もうええでって言ったら
31:33母親がいやほんまって言われて
31:35ほんまなんやって
31:37これは言っちゃダメだみたいな
31:39でそっから翌月ぐらいから
31:41モップとかホウキ全部避けて
31:43湖南とかでフローリングのやつこうってしんでそこに住むようになりました
31:48探偵ドラマの最初やな
31:50もちろんワンルーム
31:52ワンルームというかもう本当に
31:54この台ぐらいしかないです本当に
31:57家が?
31:59プレハブやもんな
32:01何人ですか?
32:03母ちゃん譲る弟
32:05並んで寝るみたいな
32:07それが一応うちでは別館って言ってたんですけど
32:09本館がそれの目の前にあって
32:11そこは機械室なんですよほとんどが
32:13それも同じビルの
32:15屋上です
32:17要は非常ベルが鳴らされた
32:19酔っ払いに鳴らされた
32:21とかってなったら
32:23めっちゃけたたましい非常ベルの音が
32:25ビル中になるんですけど
32:27その一番大きな大元の音が
32:29その本館で鳴るんですよ
32:31そこを家に
32:33そこに3畳ぐらいの
32:35たたみの間があって
32:37母親はそこに寝てました
32:39へぇー
32:41一番の大元の音が
32:43そこで鳴るんで
32:45こんなでっかい電子板ガチャって開けて
32:47一番と二番のボタングーって押さえながら
32:49でっかいストップのボタンドンって
32:51押すんですよこんなの止まるみたいな
32:53へぇー
32:55こんなでっかい
32:57でも変な話
32:59本間の火事の場合があるから
33:01止めたらあかん可能性もある
33:03一応止めるんですよ
33:05本間の火事じゃないときは止まるんですよ
33:07で一回だけ本間の火事があって
33:09ドンってやったら
33:11朝7時半ぐらいだったんですけど
33:13止まらなかったんですよ
33:15いつもと違うと思って
33:17その裏口の階段があって
33:19そっから本館の方
33:21入ってこれるんですけど
33:23パッて開けたら火がそこまで出てて
33:25へぇー
33:27一回で漏電してそれが
33:29非常階段に伝わって屋上まで
33:31ブワー燃えてて
33:33でも本ちゃんの方の
33:35エレベーターの方は燃えてなかったんで
33:37でも母親もパニックになって
33:39火事や火事や
33:41ってなって大事なもの持って
33:43とりあえず逃げーって言ってたんですけど
33:45僕は冷静やったんでとりあえず119して
33:47こここうですって言って
33:49で電話だけして
33:51消防隊の人来たからエレベーターが降りたんですけど
33:53降りたら母親が
33:55右手に犬抱き抱えて
33:57左手にみかん1個だけ持ってたんですよ
33:59大事なもの持って
34:01パニックなって持って
34:03でももう新聞載るぐらいの大火事でした
34:05へぇー
34:07今はもう東京でおっしゃれーなとこ住んでる
34:09おっしゃれーなとこ住んでますよね
34:11いやいやまあまあ本当に
34:13そうですね
34:15お母ちゃんとお父さんまだあそこ?
34:17そいつ鬼やろ
34:21それはもう違うとこ住んでますけど
34:23せめて耳栓ぐらい壊たれよ
34:25耳栓以外は
34:27東京で売れたいんやから
34:29家賃払います
34:31黄色のポンポン
34:33じゃあ回しまーす
34:35めちゃくちゃ呼ぶ敵だわ
34:37さあじゃあ小山さん
34:39はい
34:41僕何年ぐらい前ですかね
34:4310年ぐらい前かな
34:45天津向井と
34:47昼間ご飯行って
34:49そっからホテルのバーでお酒飲もうかみたいな
34:53昼間から飲んでたんです
34:55カウンターで
34:57ちゃんとしたバー
34:59お酒飲んでたら
35:012個ぐらい空いた状態で
35:03おばさま
35:05岐阜人2人が飲んでた
35:07知らんと飲んだら
35:09途中でショートカットの
35:11色眼鏡つけた岐阜人が
35:13あら小山さんじゃない
35:15みたいな気が
35:17すっごい好きなの
35:19小山さんのこと
35:21この後岐阜人小山さんが大暴走
35:23ああ小山さん
35:25あの小山さん好きだな
35:31途中でショートカットの
35:33色眼鏡つけた岐阜人が
35:35あら小山さんじゃない
35:37みたいな気が
35:39すっごい好きなの
35:41小山さんのこと
35:43あら小山さん
35:45すっごい面白いですよね小山さんって
35:47テレビ見てすごい好きなの
35:49あら小山さん
35:51すごい応援して
35:53すごいこんなところで
35:55入るなんて
35:57こっちとしてはもう
35:59それ以上の会話ないから
36:01あら小山さんしかないし
36:03向かいとコミュニティーの話
36:05また15分ぐらい経ったら
36:07やっぱり小山さんのことほんと好きで
36:09はい
36:11私あのどこどこのタワーマンションの
36:13上に住んでるんですけどみたいな
36:15ああそうなんすか
36:17だれだれさんとかだれだれさんとか
36:19小山さんも来てくださる
36:21ああねえみたいな
36:23あんまり汚いけど
36:25ちょっと連絡先交換してくださる
36:27わりとそれ言われて
36:29ノーってあんま言わへん
36:31ああ全然はい
36:33また2日後ぐらい
36:35タクシー乗ってたら
36:37電話がかかってきて
36:39ああもしもし
36:41いやほんと私小山さんのこと好き
36:43冷めてない
36:452日間冷めてない
36:47知らぬでもそのタイプ
36:49いつ来てくださる
36:51またねちょっとバタバタしてるんですけど
36:53スケジュールまた
36:55合わせてまたお伺いできたら
36:57ほんと来てくださる
36:59ほんと小山さん来てほしいな
37:01ほんと来てほしいな
37:03またお願いします
37:05行く気あんまない
37:07また4日後ぐらい
37:09タクシー乗ってたら
37:11電話がかかってきて
37:13ちょっと出へんかった
37:15行けへんから
37:17もう1回パッてみたら
37:19留守電のマーク
37:21ガラ系ですから
37:23ほんと小山さん好きなの
37:25ほんと小山さん好きなの
37:27あの時のまま
37:29来てほしいの
37:31小山さん
37:33小山さん好きなの
37:35小山さん
37:41死んだんか
37:43とにかく好きなの
37:45そういう方がいらっしゃったんですけど
37:47皆さんもクセの強い
37:49方と出会ったことありますか
37:53これほどクセの強いファンは
37:55なかなかいなさそうですが
37:57他の人気者の皆さんは
37:59そんな印象的なファンっていますか
38:01バレンタインの時に
38:03チョコ届いたんですよ
38:05むちゃくちゃ昔から
38:07来てくれてるなと
38:09認識してるファンの
38:11ちょっと年上のお姉さま
38:13ファンの方で
38:15その方がチョコくれたんで
38:17手作りです食べてください
38:19みたいになってバーッと開けたら
38:21チョコレートなんです板チョコなんですけど
38:23その人の顔が
38:25プリントされたチョコなんですよ
38:27すごい
38:29こんなクリームで書いてるんじゃなくて
38:31ちゃんと
38:33プリントされてる
38:35なんとかフィルムに頼んで
38:37のチョコがあって
38:39食いにくいと思って
38:41俺でもない
38:43あなたの
38:45その
38:47自分のがあって
38:49その
38:51チョコレートパッと取ったら2枚目
38:53その人の
38:55ちょっとだったんですよ
39:01どっちから食べた?
39:03どっちから食べるとかないんだよ
39:05ロングからいただきますとかないよ
39:07そりゃあもう
39:09トラビスジャパン
39:11そりゃあいっぱい出るんじゃないですか
39:13この後人気アーティストの困ったファンとは
39:19トラビスジャパンの
39:21松田さんは掛け算が
39:23できないキャラクターのせいで
39:25コンサート会場で困惑しているそうです
39:29コンサートで
39:31ファンの方は器を持ってくださるんですけど
39:33この番組さんの
39:35おかげでというか
39:37せいで
39:39おかげでなんですけど
39:41掛け算をできない
39:43という
39:45いろんなあだ名で
39:47ククニキって呼ばれる
39:49ククニキって呼ばれるんですよ
39:51ククニキ
39:57トラビスジャパンの
39:59お前が言えてない
40:01って言われるんですけど
40:03ライブ会場でも掛け算で
40:057×8
40:07イコール出してくるんだ
40:09内輪を
40:11っていうので
40:13自分のファンだっていう認識はできるんですけど
40:15数字しかないんですよ
40:17僕の内輪は
40:19数月イコール
40:21松田さんのファン
40:23クセ強すぎるなというか
40:25ありがたいんですけども
40:27ちょっと投げキスしてほしいとか
40:29アイドルっぽいのも
40:31したいので
40:33スキーとかシンプルに
40:35それを答えてあげたりするの
40:377×8
40:39イコールって言われても
40:41わかんないんで
40:43アンコールまで考えちゃうんで
40:45ずっと考えちゃって
40:47歌うパートもわかんなくなったりで
40:49ライブの進行に影響があるんですよ
40:51影響があるんですよ
40:53じゃあそのためにも
40:55今日もうできますって
40:57自分が自信がある曲1個
40:59披露したらいいんじゃないですか
41:01この段はいけるよ
41:03これ5っすね
41:055はいけんね
41:07子供の頃5から覚えた
41:09覚えた覚えた5はいけんね
41:11じゃあ5の段を
41:13お願いします
41:155×10 5×3 15
41:175×4 25
41:195×5 28
41:215×6 28
41:235×7 28
41:255×9 35
41:27決めたみたいにする
41:2928が3回出てた
41:31途中で28が3回出た
41:39お疲れ様です
41:41いかがでした?
41:43ただただ楽しいだけの話で
41:45本当に一撮りと
41:47酒飲みながら
41:49喋る番組
41:51僕としては最高なだけで
41:53松田さんとかね
41:55ハセンさん
41:57トリンドルさんでまたユズリとか
41:59あのメンバーで
42:01飲みに来ただけの話
42:03が仕事になるっていうのは
42:07最高やなと思いますね
42:09ただベラベラになりました
42:11オンエアで飲んでたらめっちゃ酔いました
42:13結構
42:15飲まれてますよね
42:17俺も半分くらい飲みましたし
42:19あちらでも飲んだんで
42:211本くらい飲んでるかも
42:23また機会があれば
42:25いやいやほんまに
42:27飲みに来ただけって感じで
42:29申し訳ないですけど楽しかったです
42:31またよろしくお願いします
42:33お疲れ様でした
42:35いかがでした今回は? 楽しかったです
42:37どんなところが楽しかったですか?
42:39どんなところが?
42:43全部楽しかったです
42:45あんまり覚えて
42:47一瞬で一瞬で
42:49過ぎちゃったので
42:51あんまり細かくは覚えてないですけど
42:53楽しかったです
42:55ご自身のお話はどうでした?
42:57皆さんのお話
42:59でもなんかそれぞれやっぱ全然違って
43:01面白かったですね
43:03私のほうなんか濃厚としてるけど
43:05なんかこう
43:07情熱的な何かがあったりとか
43:11なんか一人一人
43:13そういうところでキュンとするんだ
43:15すごい幸せもらいました
43:17記憶に残ってるのは?
43:19記憶に残ってるの?
43:21のぶさんが
43:23星を見に行ったんだけど
43:25見れなかったよ
43:27のぶさんがああいう話してるの
43:29あんまり見たことなかったから
43:31新鮮でしたね
43:33次回またよろしくお願いします
43:35ありがとうございました
43:37ありがとうございました
43:39今日お疲れ様でした
43:41どうでした今日の収録まず?
43:43楽しかったですね
43:45松田さん
43:47勝てないですね
43:49勝てない?
43:51松田さんのエピソードには
43:53勝てないですね
43:55あの人はすごいですね
43:57僕トイレ途中で
43:59ちょっと抜けて一緒だったんですよ
44:03飲み連れて行ってもらいたいです
44:05と言われたんですけど
44:07無理です
44:09やっぱちょっと
44:11面白すぎるというか
44:13視点が違いすぎて
44:15あの人なかなか
44:17あの
44:19注目被って大変ですけど
44:21ハセンさんのパリピ的な部分
44:23ちょっと会話見えたと思うんですが
44:25どうでした?なんか自分で喋って
44:27ごめんなさい
44:29これ本当に
44:31ぶっちゃけて言うと
44:33飲み会の自分でいたんですよ
44:35だからあんまりテレビかどうかとかじゃなくて
44:37もう素の私なんですね
44:39お酒を飲んだ時の
44:41私だったので
44:43あのまんまですね
44:45キャバクラだろうが
44:47ラウンジだろうが
44:49合コンだろうが
44:51何だろうがあの状態になっちゃうんで
44:53お酒飲んだら
44:55次機会あればぜひ番組来ていただけませんか?
44:57絶対来ます
44:59絶対来ます
45:01すぐ呼んでください
45:03いつでも来ます
45:05お疲れ様でした
45:07どうでした今日の収録?
45:09いや楽しかったです
45:11いつも終わったら楽しいんですけど
45:13始まるまでの緊張がすごいです
45:15印象的やった話とかありますか?
45:17いや僕だからハセンさんがそんな
45:19パリピの人だと思わなかったんで
45:21まさかハセンさんが
45:23ランボルギーニのシャンパン飲んでると思ったら
45:26松田さんと
45:28比べられて
45:30お前偽物やん
45:32いやそれはもう絶対
45:34その通りだと思うんですけど
45:36最後の最後でほんまに
45:382時間ぐらいですよね収録
45:40多分ですけど
45:42全く効いてなかったっぽいですね
45:46最後僕の顔見て
45:48トラベスジャパンですよねって思ったんで
45:50衝撃的でした
45:52イケメンを見て
45:55いやいやそれはやっぱプロのね
45:57男前なんで
45:59ちょっと意地悪すいません
46:01絶対に向こうの
46:03そりゃそうですよ比べ物ならないですよ
46:05あとじゃあ稲田さんにバカにされちゃいます
46:07そうですね
46:09そこに関してだけはめちゃくちゃ
46:11マウント取られるんですけど
46:13そこに関しては仕方ないです
46:15じゃあ今日も渋谷くんありがとうございました
46:17またよろしければ
46:19次の機会あればよろしくお願いします
46:24ご視聴ありがとうございました