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00:00Bang! Bang! Oh, what a shot from Curry!
00:04Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
00:09Hi-ya!
00:14Give me the points!
00:17Oh, ladies and gentlemen, this is getting hard to watch.
00:20If you are tuning in with us right now, we are witnessing a live public execution.
00:24Oh, good God almighty! Somebody stop the fight!
00:28Put him down now!
00:33All righty, ladies and gentlemen, finally, after two long years,
00:39welcome back to the most disrespectful moments in anime history.
00:43Jesus, I have not done that intro in a very long time.
00:46But anyways, man, welcome back.
00:48I finally decided to say f*** it and revive this series from the brink of death
00:53because, damn, it's really been two years.
00:56Not gonna lie, I kind of forgot about it.
00:57But anyways, on this episode, however, though,
01:00we're going to be doing things a little different
01:02because this rendition is the most disrespectful moments in sports anime.
01:07Yes, sir, I'm talking basketball!
01:10Six foot six is leaping from the free throw line!
01:13Soccer!
01:14And yeah, I already know I'd have pissed off a bunch of European n****s saying that.
01:17It's called football!
01:19Blah, blah, blah, what the f*** is a kalapa, n***a?
01:22Come on!
01:23And even the greatest sport of all time, golf.
01:28It is a nice, beautiful, sunny day at this round of the PGA Tour.
01:31Winds blowing at a gushing three miles an hour.
01:34And our first player at the tee is none other than Shaniqua Bronchitis from San Jose, California.
01:39It looks like she's found her shot and she's ready to tee off.
01:43Beautiful line drive over the fairway, but the ball is dying down.
01:46Ooh, ooh, ooh!
01:48Drops right in the lake.
01:50And as you can see, Shaniqua is not happy with herself.
01:53Just look at her.
01:54Even her fans are heckling her.
01:55Oh, Lord, have mercy.
01:59Alrighty, everybody.
02:00Our first moment is none other than the greatest street ball team of all time, Jabberwock.
02:05So, in the Kuroko universe, there is this team named Jabberwock that is made up of just straight YNs.
02:12And I'm not joking.
02:13All of these n****s are only 18 years old.
02:16And half the n****s on the team look like they're pushing 30.
02:19Oh, you can't tell me that ball n***a ain't shot.
02:21And their team leader is deadass named Nash.
02:25This is a what-if version if Steve Nash was a YN.
02:29This motherf***er tatted up in everything.
02:31I know they gave him the pass.
02:33And he'd probably be spamming that shit.
02:35And that n***a most definitely Dennis Rodman.
02:37Straight back from North Korea after hanging with his homeboy.
02:40So, Jabberwock pulled up to Japan to see if they was hooping or not.
02:43And I mean, they rolled out the red carpet for these boys.
02:46They was getting glazed straight off the plane.
02:48Walking through the airport and n****s is like,
02:50Oh my God, Nash, I love you.
02:52Oh my God, is that LeBron?
02:54My glorious king.
02:56That ain't LeBron, n***a.
02:58So, the next day they get to the court.
03:00And they end up playing this team named Team Starkey.
03:03And old boy with the glasses right here was already skeptical.
03:05He was like, what the f*** are they feeding these motherf***ers?
03:08They are not 18.
03:09This is bullshit.
03:10That n***a's 30.
03:11So, they were going to have a 10-minute exhibition match.
03:14Just to fill out some of the competition.
03:16They tip off and Jabberwock gets the ball first.
03:18And they immediately start pushing up the court.
03:20So, Nash starts putting the moves on Lil Homie.
03:22But Lil Homie gets the steal off the rip.
03:24And bro is completely shocked.
03:26He was like, what the hell?
03:28Did I just pick bro's pockets that easily?
03:30So, they take advantage of this and get a nice little lay off the fast break.
03:33So, everybody's cheering.
03:35But when Lil Homie was running back, he looked back at Nash.
03:38And this motherf***er was just smiling.
03:40Bro knew immediately something was off.
03:43So, then the next possession.
03:44Team Starkey steals it again.
03:46And they push it down the court with some good teamwork.
03:49And they pass it to they big.
03:51And bro posterizes Dennis Rodman.
03:54But if you take a look at Jabberwock.
03:56These motherf***ers are just looking so nonchalant right now.
03:59They were looking like they did not care.
04:01So, with 4 points on the board.
04:03With 9 minutes and 25 seconds remaining.
04:06These motherf***ers go on the greatest run of all time.
04:10So, they start pushing down the court.
04:12And Nash just looks at bro right here.
04:14And he finally decided.
04:16Okay, I understand it now.
04:18Huh?
04:19This man's ball handling increases to 99.
04:21Bro ain't know what the hell was going on.
04:23So, he stopped with his arms out.
04:25And the ball is just gone.
04:26And it's just right behind him.
04:28Floating in slow-mo.
04:30So, he passes it with his elbow to Homie on the wing.
04:32And he lets it flop for 3.
04:36N****s were shook.
04:37Ain't know what the hell happened.
04:38But it gets worse.
04:39Unk right here starts pushing down the court.
04:41And he already got bro lost.
04:42So, then he just smirks at bro.
04:44And just starts doing street bullshit.
04:46Bro fake passes it.
04:47Breaks his neck.
04:48Then he turns around and smacks him in the face.
04:51And they're just laughing at him in the background.
04:53So, after that bro gets the easiest layup of his life.
04:56Next possession.
04:57Here go this n**** Shaq.
04:58Already got bro right here fearing for his reputation.
05:00I know he gotta be thinking in his head right now.
05:02If I get embarrassed like this on national TV.
05:05Ain't know who's gonna wanna f*** with me.
05:07So, Shaq saw the fear in his eyes and took advantage of it.
05:10And just starts doing fouls of hell.
05:12Carrying.
05:13Traveling.
05:14Just doing a bunch of bullshit.
05:16Had bro on skates.
05:17Then he hits him with a late f*** you 3.
05:19Bang.
05:20And oh lord have mercy.
05:22Poor 4eyes.
05:23He tried to D up on bro right here.
05:25But he hits him with a carry from hell.
05:27Pushes to the paint.
05:28And he ends up breaking this n****s ankles.
05:31Putting his ass on the ground.
05:33Oh my god.
05:34And then he emoted on him.
05:36Oh my god.
05:39Put the fries in the bag dawg.
05:41Never lace up yo shoes again.
05:43And he sticks out his tongue.
05:44And says f*** it.
05:45I'll throw it up again.
05:46Green f*** n****.
05:47Bang.
05:48Bang.
05:52And they started embarrassing them with the most brutal 4 quarters ever seen.
05:57N****s was watching this and was just disgusted.
06:00So then on the final play of the game.
06:02Nash drives into the paint with his elite ball handling.
06:05Bro's up the alley to homeboy.
06:07And bro right here makes the crucial mistake of jumping with him.
06:11And for that I would like to have a moment of silence real quick.
06:17Watch out.
06:18He posterizes that n****.
06:23God damn.
06:25Cooked him so hard he played 2 different times.
06:28And at the end of the game.
06:30The final score was a whopping 86 to 6.
06:35Absolutely disgusting.
06:38Team Spunky only scored once.
06:41After they scored 4 straight before Jabberwock locked in.
06:45Oh my god.
06:46Never pick up the ball ever again.
06:48Leave the game before it leaves you.
06:50So after the game.
06:51The team captain comes up to shake Nash's hand.
06:54And he's like GG bro.
06:55But Nash dead stares bro in the face.
06:58And guess what he does.
07:02He just spit on bro's hand.
07:04Zero respect at all.
07:05And then he has the craziest post game interview of all time.
07:09I'm going to translate this at 50% accuracy.
07:12I would just like to say.
07:14All y'all n****s are trash.
07:20Is this the best y'all got to offer?
07:22Get the f*** off of my court.
07:24Y'all called us to fly all the way out here.
07:27On that 18 hour long ass flight.
07:29Just to be f***ing hot dog shit.
07:31You wasted our f***ing power.
07:33None of y'all n****s is ready to f***ing leave.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Say something monkey.
07:39Oh my god bro.
07:40Didn't I tell this n**** to chill out saying monkey.
07:42And you know what?
07:43One more for the one time.
07:46Punk pussy hoe.
07:47This n**** is trash.
07:50Now you see me personally.
07:51I'm swinging.
07:52You're not about to spit on me.
07:53After embarrassing me on national TV.
07:56And telling me to put the fries in the bag.
07:58No bro.
07:59And they're just standing there in shambles knowing.
08:01Oh my god.
08:02None of us are going to f*** with us no more.
08:06Alrighty ladies and gentlemen.
08:07Moment two.
08:08Super powered putt putt man.
08:11Ladies and gentlemen.
08:12Never in my life did I ever think I would be talking about a golf anime.
08:15But the shit that we are about to see.
08:17Is just absolutely absurd.
08:20So I found this anime called Rising Impact.
08:23And how I even found this in the first place.
08:25I was scrolling on my reels.
08:27And I saw this midget.
08:29A four foot tall child.
08:31Leading from the forehead.
08:33Looking locked the f*** in over some damn golf.
08:36And this little n**** swung his body.
08:38And boom that bitch.
08:40He drove the ball so hard.
08:42The ball ricocheted and broke the flag.
08:45Leading to him getting a hole in one.
08:48From like 200 yards out.
08:51That is two football fields n****.
08:53I mean dog.
08:54Look at the ball.
08:55The ball is smoking.
08:57That bitch is dead.
08:59Ripped open and everything.
09:01Good god.
09:02And this little n**** was just standing there.
09:04Locked the f*** in with no emotion.
09:06So me being curious.
09:07I decided to watch the whole thing.
09:09I don't know why.
09:10But I ended up witnessing.
09:12One of the most disrespectful things.
09:14A n**** could possibly do.
09:16So there was a massive tournament that was happening.
09:19And these four ugly a** n****s was talking some crazy s***.
09:23This little ugly a** gremlin big back four eye bitch.
09:26This big donut lip light skin Mr. Popo with a bust cut looking a** n****.
09:30And look at this zesty a** Abraham Lincoln.
09:33What the f*** is this my n****?
09:34Is this supposed to be a beard?
09:36Because it ain't bearded.
09:37N**** got a chin strap but it ain't on his chin.
09:39Like bro cut that s*** off and restart.
09:42And this dude just looks like a generic high school bully.
09:44He got the whole college frat boy starter pack look.
09:46So while they was yapping.
09:48This femboy demon comes behind them named Lancelot.
09:53And you already know he on that elegant s***.
09:55He talking like.
09:56Judging by your loud voices you lot must be the Americans yeah.
09:59So this overzealous big back gremlin told this man.
10:03Hey so you wanna talk s*** huh?
10:05So why don't you play around the golf with us huh?
10:08So donut lips and the frat boy was like.
10:10Dang that s*** off.
10:12So Lancelot accepts their challenge.
10:14With a smile on his face like.
10:16Oh yes it would be lovely.
10:18But little did they know.
10:19They were about to get clipped.
10:21And put on ESPN top 10 plays.
10:24So later on when they get to the hole.
10:25The ugly quartet is already planning to cheat.
10:28Big back gremlin grabbed donut lips and told them.
10:30Take your fat a** all the way over to the green.
10:33And make sure that n**** s*** doesn't go in.
10:37So the two stooges run all the way to the green.
10:39So they can fix the game on some Kansas City chief s***.
10:42So the first one to go up is zesty Abe Lincoln.
10:44And is that mother f***er wearing booty shorts on the golf course.
10:48Alright Abe.
10:50So he hits a nice shot and lands on the green in the first hit.
10:53So big back gremlin is up next.
10:55And you already know she started yapping.
10:57Oh my gosh I guess it's my turn.
10:59My calculations is I'm gonna hit the green on the first hit.
11:02Ma'am please shut the f*** up and hit the ball yeah.
11:05Damn him and this white guy's booty shorts set.
11:07So she lines up her shot.
11:09And she hits hers.
11:10And surprisingly it was a good hit.
11:12Landing very close to the hole.
11:14This gremlin may have one of the worst builds I've ever seen.
11:17But she hit that mother f***er though.
11:19So it was finally time for Lancelot's turn.
11:22And guess what this man does.
11:24He pulls out a putter.
11:26So obviously the ugly bastards are like.
11:29Wait a minute are you throwing?
11:31Yeah I don't know but it looks like free elo to me.
11:33And this man is really set on driving this bitch 150 yards with a putter.
11:39Now I know a lot of people don't know a lot about golf.
11:41But everybody in their right mind should know.
11:44You do not use a putter right here.
11:46You use a putter when you are close enough to hit it in the hole.
11:49So if I had to explain this in like football terms.
11:52Chucking up a 100 yard Hail Mary into quadruple coverage.
11:57And praying to God your receiver somehow comes down with it.
11:59That is how insane this is.
12:01So this man just walks up with no fucks given.
12:04Lines up his shot.
12:06And booms it.
12:07Is this nigga serious?
12:09150 yards with a putter.
12:12And when it landed.
12:13It damn near was a hole in one.
12:15Literally inches off.
12:17So the two stooges saw this.
12:19And these evil conniving mother f***ers looked at each other and said.
12:22I think I'm about to steal.
12:24But when Lancelot and them walked up to the hole.
12:26You don't need to see his ball no more.
12:28Because they moved it.
12:29They moved it all the way to the top of this hill.
12:31To give him the hardest shot humanly possible.
12:34And he knows they cheated.
12:36He was thinking in his head like.
12:37F***ing idiotic lot yeah.
12:39I can clearly see their dirty ass size 13 ass feet all over the green yeah.
12:43So Lancelot decides you know what.
12:45I'm not even going to argue with them.
12:47I'm just going to shit on them so hard.
12:49They're going to quit this f***ing sport.
12:51So he activates his superpowers.
12:53Because you know anime loves to give niggas superpowers in sports.
12:57And he turns the putter sideways and hits it.
13:00So with their feeble brains they're thinking.
13:02Oh yeah he hit the ball too hard.
13:05F***ing dumbass.
13:07So the ball just completely misses the cup.
13:09But he hit this ball with so much backspin on it.
13:13It rolls back into the cup.
13:15And he sinks it.
13:16And the whole ugly quartet shook.
13:18They know what the hell they just witnessed.
13:20And he started talking mad crazy saying.
13:22What's wrong with you lot yeah.
13:23Hurry the f*** up and hit your shot you big back midget gremlin bitch yeah.
13:27Excuse me.
13:28So old girl lines up her shot.
13:30Thinking that this is just going to be an easy putt in.
13:32And right at the moment she hits it.
13:34That's the Abe Lincoln notices.
13:36Wait don't do it.
13:38Because the hole was surrounded by a skid mark.
13:41Completely blocking her ball.
13:43The backspin on that ball was so hard.
13:45He quite literally burnt the grass.
13:48And changed the whole lay of the land.
13:50So after she screwed up.
13:51Seeing your booty shorts is like.
13:53What an amateur mistake.
13:55All you got to do is just hit the ball a little harder.
13:58So Abe Lincoln putts his.
13:59Thinking that his has enough strength.
14:01But his ball just gets completely stopped.
14:03And rolls over to the side.
14:05And this man is in complete shock.
14:07So he goes over to see the ball.
14:09And he ends up realizing.
14:11This man just didn't burn the grass.
14:13He made a World War 1 trench.
14:17To completely jail them for making the hole.
14:20So they had no chance.
14:21And he's just looking at him like.
14:22Are you locked down to play some more yet?
14:24Or are you going to be some pussies and leave?
14:26And well.
14:27They decided to be pussy and leave.
14:29Because they was not about to play this nigga again.
14:31He beat them so bad.
14:32They decided to put the clubs down.
14:34And put the fries in the bag.
14:37Alright.
14:38Moment 3.
14:39The humbling of Blue Lock.
14:41Ah Blue Lock.
14:43Probably the most disrespectful sports anime of all time.
14:46And I mean there's multiple moments to choose from.
14:48From Isagi straight up bullying Baro.
14:50Making the king feel like a peasant.
14:52And I know y'all have seen that one translation of this moment.
14:57Yeah.
14:58It is wild.
14:59I mean we can even go back to the first episode.
15:01Y'all remember Bro right here?
15:03I thought he was going to be the main side character.
15:05But no.
15:06They said pack your bags.
15:07And get your sorry ass out of here.
15:09You're washed and your career is over.
15:11Shit.
15:12I don't even remember Bro's name.
15:13If he even had a name.
15:14And I mean we can go on about Blue Lock for a minute.
15:16Hell if I make another rendition of this that sports.
15:18I'll probably have more of it in there.
15:20But today we are focusing on the humbling of Blue Lock.
15:24Because these World 5 niggas cooked them so bad.
15:27It had to make them rethink their careers.
15:29So how this even happened.
15:31This man Ego decided to give Blue Lock a test.
15:33So he decided I'm going to bring in the all star team.
15:36So he got straight demons from around the world.
15:39To just cook them.
15:40And these dudes are based off of real players.
15:42Like I'm not even a soccer nigga.
15:44But I am 99% sure.
15:46That nigga is Mbappé.
15:48Like that's a given.
15:50So the moment they got in there.
15:51They was already talking shit.
15:52And they was saying it in English.
15:54So they didn't know what the hell they was saying.
15:55Bro with the dreads was like.
15:56Oh my god they're so puny.
15:58They look like pretzel sticks.
16:00That's an understatement mate.
16:02It looks like they haven't hit the weight room in their fucking life yet.
16:05Oh my god guys I think they're talking shit.
16:07So Ren was the only dude who knew English.
16:09So he walked up to him.
16:11And brought that same energy.
16:12Staring him down like.
16:13You think this is a fucking joke huh?
16:15I'm going to beat the dog shit out of you so bad.
16:17I'm going to make your old ass retire.
16:19And you can finally have the time to get a fucking retwist.
16:23Man you talking reckless pussy bitch nigga.
16:25I'll beat your ass right now.
16:27So before a fight breaks out.
16:29They had to break it up.
16:30Because that boy Ren was talking reckless.
16:32But sadly.
16:33My dog was about to get humbled.
16:35So the whistle blows.
16:36And Bullock already gets off to a quick start.
16:38Bro right here ain't paying the game no damn attention.
16:40So Bachara just puts some moves on him.
16:42He ends up dribbling down the field.
16:44Passes the ball to Ren.
16:45And he drills that hole in.
16:47Scoring the first goal.
16:48So you see this and you gotta be thinking.
16:50Okay they got a chance.
16:52They scored in the first minute.
16:53They like that.
16:54This just must be a fraud ass all star team.
16:56But man oh man.
16:58They basically just gave him a make a wish point.
17:00Because from here on out.
17:01It was just straight belt to ass.
17:03They blow the next whistle.
17:05Isaki comes and tries to D up on Mbappé.
17:07But he dead stares bro.
17:08And tells him.
17:09Let me show you why they offered me a 1 billion dollar contract.
17:13Oh!
17:15Zooms past Isaki in a heartbeat.
17:17He didn't even know what happened.
17:19It was too fast.
17:21And he just cut through their whole defense.
17:23So then here comes Mr. Hero Ball Ren talking like.
17:25Huh.
17:26Your route's too obvious.
17:27But Mbappé looked at dog and said.
17:29You have good reads.
17:30But I'm too fast for you nigga.
17:32Zooms past Ren.
17:33And Bullock gets it to the goal.
17:35These boys they know what the hell just happened.
17:37And after he scored he was like.
17:39Alright guys let's hurry up and hit the showers.
17:41I smell like shit.
17:42Because I'm surrounded by shitty players.
17:44And the humbling did not stop here.
17:46This man Ren was like.
17:47Man just give me the fucking ball.
17:49So the next possession.
17:50They give Ren the ball.
17:51Just to get immediately clamped by Mbappé.
17:54And bro right here just comes and snatches his shit.
17:56Just easy pickings.
17:58So he passes it to Lil Homie right here.
18:00His eyes start moving like a sharingan.
18:02And he kicks it straight through Isaki and Bachira down the field.
18:05All the way down to the dread head.
18:06He just.
18:07Holy soccer Zarbon.
18:09And while Tokimitsu was trying to run to get to the ball.
18:11Dude just gets pushed to the side.
18:13And just scores with ease.
18:14And the rest was history.
18:16They just bullied these boys for however long this game went on for.
18:19Just goal after goal.
18:21This was basically like the main roster just shitting on the practice squad or something.
18:25So then on the last play of the game.
18:27Ren tried to lock in on this dude named Leonardo Luna.
18:30But he lost this exchange the moment bro started talking.
18:33Dude said.
18:34Oh you're Ren Itoshi.
18:36Your size brother aren't you?
18:38And you know your brother's a dog right?
18:40Can't say the same about his little brother though.
18:43So after discouraging this man.
18:45And comparing him to his brother.
18:47He makes a force field.
18:49And moved his feet so fast he made a vortex.
18:52You had Ren lost.
18:54And the moment he tried to move he read him like a book.
18:57He kicked the ball right through his legs.
19:00And then he just said one of the most wild lines ever.
19:03This man says in my exact words.
19:05If you open your legs that easily.
19:07People are going to think you're a loose guy.
19:12Like yo.
19:14What?
19:15What even makes you think of that?
19:17You know what dog.
19:18I'm just not even going to question it.
19:20He kicks it in easily.
19:21GG easy.
19:22Game over.
19:23They beat these boys 1 to 5.
19:26And they didn't even shake no hands.
19:27They went straight to the locker room.
19:30Alrighty ladies and gentlemen.
19:31We have reached our final moment.
19:33Or to be more real with you.
19:35Moments.
19:36Because the rest of the moments in this video.
19:38Are all done by one singular man.
19:41And he is none other than the most disrespectful man in sports anime.
19:45The snow bunny mind controlled demon.
19:48Brian Hawk.
19:50This is one of the most unhinged anime characters I have ever laid my eyes on.
19:56Like this dude is clinically insane.
19:58Now if you don't know what anime this is.
20:00This is Hajime no Ippo.
20:02One of the greatest sports animes of all time.
20:04And Brian Hawk is the WBC junior middleweight champion.
20:09With a record of 20 and 0.
20:1217 of those wins coming by KO.
20:15Now to understand why this man is so unhinged.
20:17We have to know the back story.
20:19So Brian Hawk is from New York.
20:21And he had a pretty troubled life.
20:23So one fateful night.
20:24Bro was on the run from a dude that was holding him up at gunpoint.
20:27So when he was about to get his brains blown out.
20:29Something snapped in him.
20:31The demons in his head came out.
20:33And he beat the shit out of the dude that was holding him up at gunpoint.
20:37And it was brutal.
20:38He kept on pummeling his unconscious body.
20:40Until he was satisfied.
20:42So while he was beating this man in a dark alley.
20:45A world famous boxing trainer named Miguel Zell was watching this.
20:49And he was completely shocked.
20:51So he walked up to try to stop Brian.
20:53But he literally couldn't.
20:54Brian was about to kill this man.
20:56While observing this unhinged man.
20:58The coach had a revelation.
21:00Because he realized.
21:01This dude just beat the ever living crap.
21:04Out of a guy that held him up at gunpoint.
21:07This isn't your run of the mill crack head.
21:09This is a potential world champion.
21:12So the coach told him.
21:13Come with me.
21:14I'll take you to a place where you can beat people legally.
21:17And you can have all the money, power and woman you want.
21:21And Brian accepted his deal.
21:23And from that fateful night.
21:24The rest was history.
21:25This man was so naturally gifted at fighting.
21:27It was insane.
21:28Knocking out damn near every opponent he was in the ring with.
21:31And he ended up becoming a world champion.
21:33With little to no training.
21:35So now that we have the back story.
21:37Let's get into the antics.
21:38First up was his first confrontation with Takamura.
21:41This man Takamura was having the fight of his life.
21:44Egging on to his last breath.
21:45And he was over at ringside.
21:47And this mother fucker Brian Hawk is just sitting there.
21:50Watching him get his ass whooped with some bitches.
21:53So Takamura got pissed off.
21:55And wanted to make a statement in front of the champion.
21:57So he knocks the dude out that he's fighting.
21:59Through the ring.
22:00And he ends up landing.
22:02Right in front of him.
22:03So while Takamura is just moging him.
22:05While he's just sitting there.
22:06Brian Hawk decides to stand up.
22:08And clap.
22:09And it seems like he was entertained.
22:11And intrigued to fight Takamura.
22:14So after the match.
22:15In the locker room.
22:16While Takamura is doing a meeting with the press.
22:18Brian Hawk comes to his locker room.
22:21So you gotta be thinking.
22:22Oh he's just here to congratulate him.
22:24And show respect for the person that's gonna come up and fight him.
22:28But my god.
22:29What this man says lights the whole room on fire.
22:32So he tells his translator to tell him.
22:35Mr. Hawk says.
22:36He would like to shake the hand of his next opponent.
22:39And acknowledge his fight.
22:40But then he tells the translator something else.
22:43And he is completely shook.
22:44He is thinking in his head.
22:46Ain't no way this nigga wants me to say this shit.
22:49But Brian insisted.
22:50He said.
22:51Say it nigga.
22:52Mr. Hawk did not come to Japan to see your fight.
22:56He came to Japan.
22:58To indulge in our woman.
23:04Like bro.
23:05What?
23:06This man only came to Japan to get with women.
23:10This is a sick nigga.
23:12And then he starts laughing at Takamura like.
23:14Come on Takamura.
23:16Where's my handshake at nigga?
23:18So Takamura was not about to take this disrespect.
23:20Because he just disrespected him and his whole country.
23:23So he goes in to swing him.
23:25But he stops his punch with one hand.
23:28Had the whole room in disbelief.
23:30Stopping a grown man's punch with one hand is absurd.
23:34And then after this he says.
23:35Oh yeah.
23:36That's a nice firm handshake.
23:39So then he walks away.
23:40And when he opened the door.
23:41His hoe is already waiting for him.
23:43And he just laughing his ass off.
23:45Heading to his hotel to do some cheek crushing.
23:47This man is insane.
23:50And this is just the tip of the iceberg.
23:52So now we move in to the second moment of his.
23:54And there's no other way to describe it than this.
23:56Snow bunny mind control.
23:59So this man flew in to Japan from America for fight week.
24:02And he brought his entire harem of bunnies.
24:08And look how he's posting up with them.
24:10With the top down.
24:12Oh my god.
24:14I'm working on a snow bunny crisis.
24:16Self treatment manual for black males.
24:19So now it's time to look at the full effect of the snow bunny mind control.
24:22So Brian was having a public sparring session.
24:25Where the whole media and public could come watch.
24:27So during this session.
24:28He was just getting his ass beat.
24:30He was giving no effort and not trying at all.
24:33And he was just saying shit like.
24:34Oh he got me.
24:36And then in the middle of the session he just says.
24:38Oh my god coach he's too strong.
24:42So coach Kamigawa was there to scout him out.
24:44And he was just watching this like.
24:46Are you kidding me this is fucking useless.
24:48Look at him he's not even trying.
24:50So they end up leaving.
24:51But while they're leaving.
24:53The brigade of snow bunnies arrive at the gym.
24:57And literally five seconds later.
24:59You just hear a boom outside.
25:01So they're like what the hell just happened.
25:03So they run back in the gym.
25:05And all they see is blood on the mat.
25:08His glove drenched in blood.
25:11And he starts saying.
25:12Well god damn what took y'all fine asses so long.
25:15Had me bored to the mother fucker.
25:17And you just see his opponent knocked out.
25:19While bros just laughing hysterically.
25:21This man did not lock in.
25:23Until his hoes arrived.
25:25And he knocked him out as fast as possible.
25:28So he could get it over with and leave.
25:30And then he says.
25:31Bitch number two come on and kiss some nipples.
25:33And he just starts smacking up on shorty.
25:36Oh my god.
25:37Like I said earlier.
25:39This is one of the most unhinged characters I have ever seen.
25:43But if you didn't think he could get any more disrespectful.
25:47We get to the press conference.
25:49So the day before the fight.
25:50They end up having the press conference.
25:52And this press conference.
25:53Went down exactly like what you would think.
25:55With a person of this caliber.
25:57From insulting reporters.
25:59Mr. Hawk the world would like to know.
26:01What is your game plan going into this fight?
26:03Man shut your bitch ass mouth.
26:05Nigga nobody asked you that.
26:06Bitch ass thing.
26:07You shut the fuck up.
26:08Or I'll knock your head off your shoulders.
26:12And literally telling shorty right here.
26:14Baby you can ask me more questions in my room tonight.
26:17Room 69 if you know what I mean.
26:20Hell no.
26:21And then when him and Takamura face off.
26:23He decides to give him a little uppercut.
26:26So Takamura gets pissed off.
26:28And is about to swing on Dog.
26:30But they end up holding him back.
26:32Coach ends up grabbing Dog by the collar.
26:34And cussing him out.
26:35And Brian just looks at him.
26:37And you can probably guess what he did next.
26:39He slaps the piss out of him.
26:41Bro just assaulted an old man.
26:43And then he starts cussing everybody out.
26:45And says the wildest line ever.
26:48And I quote.
26:49You wanna beat me huh?
26:51Then bring me all of your women.
26:53I'll give you my genes.
26:55I'll spread my you know what throughout this country.
27:00And in 20 years Japan will be crawling with world champions.
27:07I'ma say it again.
27:08One of the most unhinged characters I have ever laid my eyes on.
27:12Now it's time for the final final moment.
27:15Fight night.
27:16The way Brian Hawk fought this man Takamura.
27:19Is going to make your jaw drop.
27:21From the moment Brian Hawk made his entrance.
27:23The disrespect started.
27:25Because when bro got in the ring.
27:27And took off his entrance armor.
27:28He was wearing Takamura's merch under it.
27:32And stared him straight in the eyes.
27:34And just ripped his shirt to shreds.
27:36He was trying to push every button possible.
27:39Crown booing and everything.
27:41They hate this nigga.
27:42And before the bell's about to ring.
27:44Just licking him.
27:45Just staring him down with his tongue out.
27:46Bro what is he doing?
27:48I remember multiple people basically said.
27:50That this dude is basically kid boo if he was a boxer.
27:52And they are completely right.
27:53Because this is dead ass how he would act.
27:56So the bell rings.
27:57And both of them just start scoring each other up.
27:59But Brian ends up dropping his shoulders.
28:01To taunt him to make him throw the first punch.
28:04So Takamura says.
28:05And he starts throwing hands.
28:07Already pushing bro back into a corner.
28:09Just raining fire on dude.
28:11But this of course was a trap.
28:13Because when Brian saw the opportunity.
28:15He grabbed the rope.
28:17And overcutted the life out of him.
28:19And this is where he just started showing out.
28:21Bro hits the mother fucking Steve Fox duck.
28:24And counters him again.
28:25And he gets him in the corner.
28:26And starts teeing off.
28:28Left, right, left, right, left, right.
28:30Just throwing shit like a wild animal.
28:32So when Takamura finally got out the corner.
28:34He tries to throw a one two.
28:36But he ducks it and sends his head to the stratosphere.
28:38And this is when Takamura realized.
28:40This dude has no boxing fundamentals at all.
28:43He is just so naturally talented at fighting.
28:46That he could do whatever the fuck he wanted to.
28:48And get away with it.
28:50Look at him just weaving everything.
28:51Dodging every punch.
28:52Then he got in close on him.
28:54Tricked him with a feint.
28:55And crushed his skull with his left.
28:58Takamura was out cold on his feet.
29:02So Brian was coming in to finish the job.
29:04But Takamura gets saved by the bell.
29:06So Brian stops right in front of him.
29:08So right when Takamura regains consciousness.
29:11He sees this stern in his face.
29:14With his tongue out.
29:15Looking like a wild animal.
29:17And just from this interaction.
29:18You knew how the rest of this fight was going to go down.
29:20Every round this nigga was doing some more crazy shit.
29:23Throwing sleep bags.
29:25Throwing haymakers.
29:26Like what the hell is happening?
29:28Dude really hitting him with the.
29:303, 2, 1, GO!
29:313, 2, 1, GO!
29:323, 2, 1, GO!
29:33And dog this entire fight.
29:35Every time Takamura got the upper hand.
29:37He would just get pounded.
29:39Every time.
29:40And knocked down.
29:41Then after he would stand back up.
29:43He would just get him on the ropes.
29:45Throw about 50 haymakers in a row.
29:47Hit him with a night night nigga.
29:50I swear bro.
29:52When I saw him hit Takamura with this haymaker of doom.
29:55I thought it was over.
29:57Bro was standing over his body and emoting too.
30:00But he ended up standing up after this.
30:02But he was not conscious at all.
30:05He was literally walking in the ring unconscious.
30:08If this is real life.
30:10The ref is stopping this shit.
30:11Because this just got ridiculous.
30:13Niggas was really witnessing murder on live TV.
30:16It was rinse and repeat.
30:18Every time he got up.
30:19He would get put on the ropes.
30:21Eat about 60 haymakers.
30:23And get his ass dropped.
30:25By a mean ass left hook.
30:27It was ridiculous.
30:28But alas.
30:29Y'all know how anime's be.
30:31This man Takamura got revived by the power of plot.
30:35At one of the most devious lock in moments of all time.
30:38And started eating every single bit of life bro had left in him.
30:43This is one of the craziest comebacks of all time.
30:46But what ended this fight was the last exchange.
30:49Takamura is going in for a mean left hook.
30:51But Bryan sees it.
30:53And leans back all the way.
30:55In that signature position.
30:57And his eyes are bloodshot red.
31:00Ready to kill.
31:01And Bryan is thinking in his head.
31:03I knew I wouldn't lose to this plot bullshit.
31:06Night and hate.
31:08Bitch ass nigga!
31:10So Bryan hits Takamura.
31:12And it looks like the end.
31:14But unfortunately for Bryan.
31:16The last punch he threw.
31:17Had stormtrooper aim.
31:19It grazes Takamura.
31:21Missing his chin.
31:22And bro knew.
31:23It was over.
31:24Ah shit.
31:29He gets his face drilled into the ground.
31:32Hitting him so hard he replayed three different times.
31:34And that was all she ate.
31:36Done deal.
31:37He was cooked.
31:38Now I'm gonna be completely real with y'all.
31:40Bryan Hawke look he got robbed.
31:41Like if we being for real.
31:43This fight should have ended like rounds ago.
31:45Like he slapped this nigga Takamura twice.
31:48Like ref be for real.
31:49What the fuck are we doing my nigga.
31:51Like your license needs to be taken away.
31:53But hey you know what.
31:54Shout out Takamura.
31:55Cause you had to knock that nigga out.
31:57After all the disrespectful shit he did to you.
31:59And after this.
32:00Bryan Hawke retired.
32:01And I'm not joking.
32:02The nigga never fought again.
32:04Takamura apparently gave this man PTSD.
32:07So he quite literally.
32:09Made bro put the fries in the bag.
32:12And ladies and gentlemen.
32:13That is all she wrote for the most disrespectful moments in anime history.
32:16Nine.
32:17Holy the two year hiatus is over.
32:19I brought this shit back before GTA 6.
32:21Wow.
32:22So I hope y'all enjoy it man.
32:23And hey if y'all fuck with it and y'all like it and shit.
32:25Then I'll just go ahead and bring the series back full time.
32:27And I know there are more sports moments.
32:29So yes we will run it back in the future.
32:31But until then.
32:32See y'all very soon.
32:33For a very eventful trial.