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00:00Today, I'm going on the world's worst rated cruise.
00:02This cruise line has thousands of bad reviews,
00:05and in this video, I will be seeing if the reviews are true or not.
00:09Now, I'm fully capable of doing this alone.
00:11However, my friend Ashton has never been on a cruise,
00:14so I thought it would be the perfect idea to surprise him.
00:16No, no, no, no, Lexi. I'm terrified of cruises.
00:19Oh, well, it's kind of too late.
00:22Great. Awesome.
00:23Ashton, why are you even scared of cruises?
00:25Are you serious, Lexi?
00:26What if the food is bad? What if it sinks?
00:28What if we're stuck in the middle?
00:29What if we just read the reviews, okay?
00:31Okay, fine.
00:32So, since this is the worst rated cruise in the world,
00:34there were a lot of bad reviews to choose from.
00:37Sam says,
00:37Introducing a new version of Ozempic, the Margaritaville cruise.
00:41I actually lost five pounds on this cruise
00:43because I refused to eat the sh** that they call food.
00:46I mean, hey, maybe this could be a good thing.
00:48How?
00:49Melissa says,
00:49Terrible customer service.
00:51I met a man named Jorge, and he told me and my husband to suck it.
00:54We were appalled, but I am a people pleaser, so I just did what he said.
00:58Melissa, you did what?
00:59Lexi, is there any chance you are a people pleaser?
01:01Okay, you're so lucky I can't get a refund for this.
01:04Ashton, it's time to go.
01:08Ashton, let's go.
01:10And after the struggle of getting Ashton onto the ship,
01:13Lexi, I don't want to go. I told you.
01:16Sorry.
01:17He's scared of cruises.
01:18We ran into our first problem.
01:20The elevator was broken.
01:24Are you okay?
01:25I'm fine.
01:28I need a margarita.
01:29Stay tuned to see if we make it off this cruise ship alive.
01:32All right, this is it. 7-1-2-1.
01:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:35These rooms come with a warning, Ashton.
01:37What do you mean, warning?
01:38Well, Ringo says,
01:40The rooms on board are outdated.
01:41Whatever you do, don't use a black light.
01:44We found some things that I can't even say out loud.
01:47Edited five days ago.
01:48He says, Update, I still have nightmares.
01:51Okay, that's a pretty recent edit for a review that was made three years ago.
01:54Yeah.
01:54But good thing I brought a black light.
01:57Oh, great.
01:57So now I'm gonna have nightmares.
01:59Yeah, we can find out.
01:59Nick says, The bathroom in our room started filling up with water
02:02and I had begun to think it was the beginning of my very own Titanic experience.
02:06I quickly realized it was only my son's urine.
02:09He kept missing the toilet because of how rocky the ship was.
02:12LOL.
02:12Sorry, cleaning crew.
02:13Well, let's just hope that Nick was not staying in room 7-1-2-1.
02:17I mean, I already peed my pants on the way onto the boat, but let's forget about that.
02:20Should we go in?
02:21What?
02:22Nothing.
02:22Should we?
02:23Okay.
02:26Oh.
02:27Oh my gosh.
02:28What is that smell?
02:29I don't know.
02:30Ashton, is that you?
02:31I don't think so.
02:32The moment everyone's been waiting for.
02:34Room tour.
02:36I don't think anyone has been waiting for this moment.
02:38Yeah, probably not, but we're gonna do it anyways.
02:39But yeah, room tour.
02:40This will be the quickest room tour you've ever seen in your life.
02:43Yes.
02:43Ready, set, bed.
02:45The non-existent window.
02:46Wow, that's beautiful.
02:49A TV.
02:49This used piece of tissue.
02:55The bathroom.
02:56Okay, can you get out?
02:57I have to pee.
02:58Yeah, sure.
03:00Oh my god, I keep missing the toilet.
03:01This ship is so rocky.
03:03The ship is still docked.
03:04Oh.
03:05Ew.
03:07All right, well, let's just get settled in.
03:08Yeah.
03:12Ashton, is this really all you brought?
03:14Yeah, this is all I need.
03:15No, you're not even gonna need this.
03:17How do you know what I need?
03:18We're on a boat, Lexi.
03:19Safety first.
03:20So, uh, what side of the bed do you want?
03:21No, I'm not staying with you.
03:23I have my own room.
03:24What?
03:25That's the whole reason I came on this cruise.
03:28I knew I should have brought someone else.
03:29Next up, it was time for us to use the black light
03:32to find out just how dirty our room really is.
03:34Do we really have to do this?
03:35Yeah, Ashton, we have to test out Ringo's review.
03:38Come on, turn the lights off.
03:39I'm like actually so scared to find something.
03:45Oh my god.
03:46There's more right there.
03:47Oh my gosh.
03:48We literally were searching for three seconds.
03:50Imagine if we searched this whole room.
03:53Whoa, Ashton, look at this.
03:54What is that?
03:55Oh my gosh, what is that?
03:57I don't know.
03:57It almost looks like blood.
03:59Looks like a giant scab.
04:00Ew, I don't even want to sit on this bed.
04:02Oh, there we go.
04:03Oh no.
04:04Oh my god.
04:05How do you expect me to sleep here tonight?
04:06I don't know.
04:07And after that scary interaction with Ashton,
04:09it was time to head down to something even scarier.
04:12Ashton, I don't think the floaties were necessary.
04:14Lexi, how do you know what's necessary?
04:16I need these.
04:19Stop yelling at me.
04:21Since this is the worst rated cruise in the world,
04:23we made sure to really pay attention
04:24to the safety briefing.
04:26We ask that you please remain in your current position
04:30so that your muster station supervisor
04:32can get an accurate count.
04:34After the briefing, I had a burning question.
04:36What are the chances of something bad actually happening?
04:43His uncertainty did not affect mine and Ashton's appetite,
04:46so we headed down to the so-called buffet.
04:48Ashton, I hope you're hungry.
04:50I am, I'm starving.
04:51Actually, I hope you're not hungry
04:52because people don't have the best things
04:54to say about this food.
04:56Come on, can we just get one good thing?
04:57No.
04:58James says, stay away.
05:00Food in the buffet gave me and my kids food poisoning.
05:04We are not sure which food exactly did it,
05:06so if you decide to go on the cruise,
05:08you can play the fun game of food poisoning roulette.
05:11I think now I'm starting to understand the Ozempic review.
05:13Our plates were filled with different foods,
05:15and it was finally time for Ashton and I
05:16to play the little game that James was referring to.
05:19After lunch, we decided to sit around
05:20and wait for the stomach pains to kick in.
05:22And to my surprise, they never did.
05:25I can't say the same for Ashton, though.
05:28Ashton?
05:33I'm going to leave you in there.
05:36One second!
05:37As Ashton was dealing with his stomach problems,
05:39I decided to see what the cruise has to offer.
05:41This cruise has a pickleball court.
05:43Now, let's not cause a racket.
05:47They even have a theater.
05:50Thanks, guys.
05:50You're the dancer?
05:51I'm also a dancer.
05:53What, do you do like this kind of thing?
05:56No, you can't do this, huh?
05:57You can't.
05:58No, you can't do that, yeah.
06:00Come find me later.
06:01Bring me up on the stage, and yeah.
06:04Yeah.
06:04Is your name Jorge, by the way?
06:06Oh, okay.
06:07An arcade.
06:08Now, it's very tempting to, you know, play games in an arcade,
06:11but I'm actually 23 years old,
06:13and I don't need to play games to have fun.
06:16I actually have self-control.
06:18Come on, I got you right here.
06:19I got you right where I need you.
06:21Come on, come on, come on.
06:24Go!
06:27Oh, you didn't see that.
06:29The gym.
06:32Yeah, I'm never gonna be in here.
06:34They even have a spa.
06:35After touring the entire boat, it was time to check out the pool,
06:38and there I found...
06:39Ashton, is this what the floaty was for?
06:42Yeah, I'm scared of pools.
06:44Okay, well, I wouldn't swim in this one.
06:46Why?
06:47Because Grant says,
06:48I got a full-body rash after enjoying some time in the jacuzzi,
06:52so the hot tub was not the only thing sizzling.
06:54I'm referring to my skin, by the way.
06:56Like, my rash burned.
06:57And I know they tell you not to go in the pool if you have active diarrhea,
07:01but I did anyways.
07:02Who gives a f***?
07:03Not me.
07:04Why didn't you tell me that earlier?
07:05Yeah, hurry.
07:06You don't have active diarrhea, right?
07:09Um...
07:10So apparently, every bar on this cruise has its very own margarita flavor.
07:14So right now, we're at our first bar.
07:16Let's see what flavor.
07:18Let's just go get a drink, let's see.
07:19Give me one margarita.
07:21No.
07:22Keep watching until the end of the video
07:23to find out exactly why this is the worst-rated cruise.
07:27Whichever margarita is your specialty, that's the one I want.
07:30Two of those, actually.
07:31So your name's Willie.
07:32That's me.
07:33Do people ever call you Wet Willie?
07:35Willie, how long have you been working on Margaritaville?
07:38I've been on this ship for six years.
07:41What?
07:43Thank you so much.
07:44Moment of truth.
07:45This one's for you, Willie, okay?
07:48Cheers to Willie.
07:49Cheers.
07:53Oh, that's good.
07:54This is insane.
07:56This tastes like I could have another five.
07:59Willie, this is so good that I would like to give you a Wet Willie.
08:02What is your bar's, like, specialty margarita?
08:05Our specialty is pineapple overboard.
08:08Okay, we'll do two of those.
08:09Cheers.
08:10Cheers.
08:15Oh my god, where did that come from?
08:20I just had two margaritas.
08:22Another one.
08:29I don't know why this is the worst-rated cruise.
08:31I love this place.
08:32Margaritaville!
08:34Yeah!
08:35Booze cruise, booze cruise, booze cruise.
08:37Come drink a margarita with me.
08:39Absolutely, absolutely.
08:39Right now.
08:40No, no, no, no, I'm not allowed.
08:43It's the booze cruise.
08:45It's the booze cruise.
08:48Cheers.
08:52I'm not feeling blue anymore.
08:55Cheers, Ashton.
08:58Ashton?
08:58As I finished my fourth drink, I realized that I lost Ashton two margaritas ago.
09:02I think I found Ashton.
09:05Ashton, buddy, come on, get up, come on.
09:09My seat?
09:10Let's go.
09:10Where am I?
09:11You're on a cruise.
09:12Come on.
09:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:14No more, no more, no more.
09:15We're not going to drink anymore.
09:16Ashton.
09:17After a long day, we had too many margaritas.
09:19So it was time for us to head to bed.
09:24Separate beds, might I add.
09:25But we'll see you guys in the-
09:26Just kidding.
09:27When I got back to my room, I found out my bed was broken.
09:30And for some reason, it took not one, not two, but three employees to get it fixed.
09:34And I'm pretty sure the third one is the captain.
09:36And to top this off, my air conditioning wasn't working.
09:39The employee literally started taking apart the ceiling.
09:41And all he had to say was-
09:44Yeah.
09:46Yeah.
09:46Anyways, he was going at it for about 40 minutes until finally, he never got it to work.
09:51Hi, good morning.
09:52I'm not going to show myself right now because it is 5.35 in the morning here.
10:01And the boat is rocking like crazy.
10:04Can't believe it.
10:05I feel like they're going to announce like a drill or something pretty soon.
10:09I've been on like three cruises in my life.
10:12And I've never experienced this to the point where I'm like scared.
10:16Hopefully, I can get back to sleep.
10:22Wow, Ashton, somebody looks excited and ready to go.
10:26I am.
10:26Oh, that's about to change.
10:28No, God, not another bad review.
10:30Sandy says, feel like I got catfished.
10:32The cruise website shows photos of beautiful beaches.
10:35But when we docked, there was no access to a beach.
10:37Tried to catch a cat, but they told me I literally had to catch it.
10:40Ran after the cat for a good two miles.
10:43Almost missed the last boarding call to get back on the boat.
10:45Boo!
10:46Okay, well, I was excited, but it doesn't seem like there's anything to be excited about anymore.
10:50Okay, Ashton, calm down.
10:51Okay, maybe Sandy's wrong and there is a beautiful beach somewhere over there.
10:58Uh, where?
10:59Yeah, I don't know.
10:59Let's go find out.
11:00Okay.
11:00We got off the boat and waved goodbye for now.
11:03So, Ashton and I were looking around at all the other cruise ships docked here.
11:06And, you know, this one has, like, Disneyland characters hanging from it.
11:09This one has the Olympic rings and water slides.
11:12And then there's ours.
11:16It looks terrible.
11:17Hey, but you know what we have that they don't have?
11:20What?
11:20Margaritas.
11:21That's true.
11:22Do you want to go get some more?
11:22No.
11:24I think you might have a problem.
11:26Do you think maybe we, maybe, like, no more?
11:28We were able to catch a cab, unlike Sandy.
11:30But this driver was a bit of a player.
11:33The whole island is full of beaches.
11:35I said beaches, not bitches.
11:37Oh, but you have those too, right?
11:40We have everything down here.
11:41Our cab driver was driving me crazy.
11:45But finally, I think we made it to that beach that they show in all the pictures.
11:48Sandy, all you had to do was catch the cab.
11:51Come on, Ashton, let's go.
11:58Ashton's like a dolphin.
12:00No, Ashton's actually like a whale.
12:02I'm not gonna lie, the last thing I want to do right now is get back on the ship.
12:12Who's this lady flipping off?
12:17Oh my god, guys, I just caught, like, a fight.
12:21Do not want to piss her off.
12:23Since it was our last night on the ship, Ashton asked me to meet him for dinner.
12:26But I had no idea what to expect.
12:29Ashton, why are you wearing a suit?
12:31It's our last night.
12:31I just wanted to dress up nice.
12:33You know this isn't a date, right?
12:36That's actually news to me.
12:37What's under that suit?
12:38Like, you look like you've been working out.
12:40Well, thank you, but nothing.
12:41I always look like this.
12:42Take off the suit jacket.
12:45Why?
12:45You have something under there.
12:46Just take it off.
12:48Oh my god, you're wearing floaties, Ashton.
12:51We're on a boat, Lexi.
12:52It's safety first.
12:53I'm so glad this is our last night.
12:58Ashton, I love this spot that you picked for dinner,
13:00except there's no one here.
13:05This pizza is cold, and it tastes probably around two to three days old.
13:10I'm convinced it's the best thing here.
13:12Hopefully you don't get sick like yesterday from the buffet.
13:15Yeah, that was not good.
13:20If you can't tell, this dinner was the most awkward thing I've ever done,
13:23and I could not wait for it to be over.
13:26No offense, Ashton.
13:27You've never been rejected before?
13:29Oh god.
13:30Our time on this cruise ship may be coming to an end,
13:32but Ashton's weirdness is ongoing.
13:34Leaving this ship was bittersweet.
13:36I honestly had a pretty decent time,
13:38but maybe that's just the margaritas talking.
13:40Bye, no, Ashton.
13:43We did it.
13:44Finally.
13:46Whoa, what are you doing?
13:47Ashton, don't be dramatic.
13:50Ew, that's disgusting.
13:52I'm back on land.