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00:00with your two layers toilet paper why just boy that's that's how like uh
00:07people like really cheap uh will have to use half apply
00:12torture ew bacteria on your yeah that's why you have to change your
00:17brush after like every two weeks or something
00:19what which yeah i know right i never i never who has money for that geez
00:24every two weeks yeah i'm using my almost half of the year
00:29oh my serious yeah i've been meaning to tell you about your breath geez
00:34breath no how often do you change your uh like every i think every like two
00:41months or something but you should do every two weeks i think
00:45because you get a lot of bacteria on there oh
00:48that's that's you know good if you want to ruin your towels
00:52i feel like girls normally wouldn't want to ruin their towels
00:56if my if my ex saw me doing that she'd probably you know be my ex much sooner
01:03oh how to clean up there is wow dissolving hair yeah this this
01:09special i don't know how it calls cream that
01:12you add on your hair i wonder what it tastes like
01:16after like after you did all the hair what does dissolved hair taste like
01:20then you can dissolve all your i'm just kidding that's so gross
01:24all right what is this two oh for your soap so it doesn't stick
01:29and make gross uh splotches all right clean up your
01:34your business yeah with them ah so it doesn't stick to
01:38the sponge oh and the brush is a little bit more
01:42nice a little more exfoliating oh this this net out of
01:46fruits or something like yeah i think so
01:49whoa whoa hey there buddy okay yourself bro nice beard
01:56pretty respectable when you see a guy with another beard do you share like a
02:00moment of looking at each other and just like
02:01sharing respect yeah nice yeah always i saw a guy with like a
02:06really cool beard at a restaurant once and i was like i wish i could like you
02:09know i had a cool beard like him so i could look at him we could just like
02:12share that connection okay all right hold on for your dear lives
02:21we lost billy
02:25we switch uh maneuver apartment okay more toilet stuff
02:31oh okay do you think that works with a balloon
02:34i think if it will cover seal everything yeah
02:38well so maybe it's gonna work okay theoretically it could work
02:42even if you will take them in our film you know for the okay genius
02:50just genius i have nothing else to add yeah that's that's gonna be really fun
02:54to sit on
02:56sit down the no the toilet of danger it's a challenge oh for sure there is
03:04some smell a small spikes going through yeah no it's not
03:09okay it's the punishment scene i don't wanna
03:13oh we got cleaning goop all right this is like
03:17billy mays here okay but wait there's more you can make it
03:24at an aquarium and poop on your fish all right so
03:28ah okay what is this video i just i can't anymore
03:36five-minute crafts what are you doing
03:42it's a tea bag it's a big tea bag and we test it with the doctors that's so
03:45gross yeah it's gross yeah but it works that is so
03:49gross what is wrong with the world uh that's
03:53ah okay interesting
04:00i know me too i'm like i don't know how to react to this anymore gross what is
04:03happening multicolored poop so do you eat a bunch of skittles or
04:06something what i don't know what to get the t-shirt
04:14okay all right so geez that was pretty good ending right there
04:18uh we thought we'll be done yeah i thought it was gonna be instantly
04:21canceled there all right so what are we doing here
04:24all right we get the sock we fold it up what are we doing with the panties
04:28all right what's the problem she just didn't want to wear socks anymore i
04:32guess all right no she she has bad days oh no i pulled off
04:36all the toilet paper again i always do that yeah silly me and now
04:40you know exactly come on this uncomfortable too yeah i
04:43don't like that oh always rip uh what i'm sorry that was all right
04:50but it's clean in there it's like uh what if yeah what if what if yeah yeah
04:57that's that's five minute craftsman what if
05:02okay so if your poop's too messy it doesn't flush
05:05but if you use shoe protector it'll just whoop just go down there easy
05:10it's like if you use it's like before you eat food if you
05:14use if you oil your mouth with some olive oil you can just look
05:18you know just whoop that whoop that stuff down you know
05:23uh okay where are we just me and the boys enjoying a couple blizzies you know
05:29all right so we're in the bathroom there's a privacy problem
05:32yeah there's okay but there's no couch which doesn't work i guess
05:38hold that then you're comfortable right yeah okay
05:42sponge food sponge food all right okay oh how you can divide it your
05:50two layers toilet paper why just boy that's that's how like uh
05:57people like really cheap uh restaurant owners and stuff save on
06:00their toilet paper they're like no i'm gonna
06:03that it will stick well yeah i don't think it'll do it first
06:07yeah it'll pull off yeah you gotta glue it or something whoa
06:10hey what did that toilet ever do to you excuse me it's not taking your shit
06:14anymore
06:18all right so
06:21what are we doing to this toilet wow okay we're like totally
06:25pimping out this toilet uh what is this
06:30if it's well you know like a drain system
06:33ew then you get to see your poop go around no
06:37that's so gross don't do this five minute crafts to me
06:40they gotta do this i guess don't do this to me
06:43i don't want to see my poop yeah look at this
06:48imagine if it gets stuck and then you just have to look at your poop
06:52in the glass every day no well i'm thinking if you live alone
06:58okay more or less fine but if you lives with someone
07:02never hire five-minute crafts to do your plumbing
07:05this is what they'll do are they serious i don't know i don't even know
07:09anymore i really hope not no it won't it it went right through
07:14this uh where your poop will go
07:19are maybe it's just an aquarium it will not use that
07:23for for i mean a big turd coming
07:27okay okay what is happening it's an aquarium thing it's an aquarium
07:34thing all right we love our five-minute aquariums toilets
07:38no way they will use it i mean for the purpose
07:42i want to see the poop flush through it now i i know it's disgusting but i just
07:46think it's something i have to experience we
07:48wanna see we need to see the poopy please no way
07:54all right so oh it looks cool
08:00it does look it does look kind of cool but i feel bad for any fish that has
08:04to witness their whole life is just looking at you
08:06poop pete that's that's true the pressing for a
08:10fish but it's a faster exit for them like in
08:13finding nemo yeah oh it's for the fish to go through
08:18not your poop
08:21why is it that's already not clean yeah no
08:26oh okay you you gotta understand what kind of
08:33color it could be right after a while i mean
08:39yeah no no no i'm speechless i mean do the fish have to swim with the
08:43poop now
08:46yeah it's cg of course it's cg this would be a form of torture or cruelty
08:52if it was actual fish what's the imagination the fish is like
08:56one of them stands guard at the toilet and he's like
08:58guys another one's coming through bottles to have
09:02uh a new faucet pretty smart yeah if you if you don't have like his
09:07faucets are expensive so i mean like a fast solution you know
09:12yeah it's a quick solution yeah you really need it
09:15i like that uh that hug with the with the towel you know when they use their
09:19hair
09:22all right i like how we give a compliment to one of them and then it
09:25just follows up with a dumbest idea all right uh i can't reach you back
09:31okay you're tired you're tired but what do we do now oh okay
09:38so and spatula probably i mean something something at least
09:44something that's not horrible i think we're our standards have just
09:48dropped so low now that anything that's not
09:50horrible is just like all right all right fine no no no we should like this
09:54what is this what are we doing for curse
09:58okay thanks toilet paper this is a romance
10:02between a lady and her toilet paper
10:06ah those are cool that's nice nice gadget
10:13should i should definitely try it on you yeah
10:17oh they destroyed and made
10:22pop it pop it so as you're making the
10:28sound you get them i see