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00:00:00I might die tonight
00:00:30I don't want to work away
00:00:42Doing just what they all say
00:00:45Work hard, boy, and you'll find
00:00:49One day you'll have a job like mine
00:00:53Cause I know for sure
00:00:57Nobody should be that poor
00:01:00To say yes a single more
00:01:04Because you happen to say so, say so, you say so
00:01:09I don't want to work away
00:01:13Doing just what they all say
00:01:16Work hard, boy, and you'll find
00:01:20One day you'll have a job like mine
00:01:22Cause I might die tonight
00:01:32Hello? Oh, Susan, um, come to my office, please. Right away.
00:01:37As you know, the job pays reasonably well, and if you work hard, who knows, you may end up behind this desk one day.
00:01:47Come in. Uh, this is, um, Nick.
00:01:54Michael.
00:01:55Oh, I'm sorry, Michael. He's new here. Tell him about his duties and, uh, well, he's to start at once.
00:02:02Turn that off. Now, uh, you get your wages every Saturday. Good luck, son.
00:02:07Thanks a lot, Gov.
00:02:08Uh, none of your Gov in this establishment. It's always Sir. Don't forget.
00:02:15Please, sir. Thank you, sir.
00:02:17All right.
00:02:24There's a storeroom there where you can leave bits and pieces, cashier's desk, down this corridor to the main baths.
00:02:30Men's on the left, women's on the right.
00:02:33That's my boxroom down the end there with the door open. You've got one on the left.
00:02:37Your first job?
00:02:38Yeah. I thought it would be all right.
00:02:43I only left school at Christmas.
00:02:46You'll be all right here. You can leave your coat there.
00:02:53I'll show you the pool.
00:02:58Come on.
00:02:59Hey, will I be allowed to swim here?
00:03:01Yeah, any time you want. Hey, hey!
00:03:05Come on, this way. I'll show you what to do. Keep going. It won't be so cold.
00:03:09I'll explain to you about the bath. Oh, that's the toilets there. Both those doors there.
00:03:14As I said, your boxroom on the left. And that's my section.
00:03:19Come here, handsome. You'll get yourself great tips, even better than mine.
00:03:23What do you mean?
00:03:24Uh, number four hasn't been done out. I'll show you what to do in here.
00:03:28Well, you know, old chap, ladies of a certain age tend to favour polite and obliging young boys. So do some gentlemen.
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:37Well, first you...
00:03:38I'm not to wait on ladies, am I?
00:03:41We'll see.
00:03:43First, you scrub it out. I know some women will tip you ten bob for nothing, really. Just for imagining things.
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:52After some of them, this is quite a job.
00:03:56Then you lay out a clean towel, soap, a dry brush, a mat, a bathrobe and a sheet of...
00:04:04Can I help you do it?
00:04:05No, it's alright. And wipe the masterpieces off the wall.
00:04:10And don't believe everything you read, as the teacher said. When they're in here, they're all supermen.
00:04:15Right, can you remember all that?
00:04:16Um, towel. No, wash it. Towel. Bath mat. Bathrobe. Um, sheet.
00:04:28And?
00:04:29And masterpieces.
00:04:30Right.
00:04:31That's a bit rough, but it'll do.
00:04:33Right, we'll go and get you changed.
00:04:37You've got shorts and a t-shirt, and a white coat like mine.
00:04:41Here you are, your first customer.
00:04:43Oh, sir, please come in. Number five, I think, please, sir. Just down there. Hang on, I'll get a towel.
00:04:51Did you say number five? Number five? What's number five? What's the number got to do with it?
00:04:56No, sir. No, please, sir. Number five is down there. Um, yeah, number five. This is number two, please.
00:05:03Sir, come, come, come. Um, towel, sir, please. Towel. Soap, perhaps, sir. Soap. Soap. A bathrobe?
00:05:17Hello?
00:05:19Hold on, I'll see if she's here.
00:05:20Hello? Hold on, I'll see if she's here. Susan!
00:05:29I can't find her. Sorry.
00:05:31Yes?
00:05:32Oh, there you are. There was a call for you. Sorry.
00:05:40Who?
00:05:41A man, of course.
00:05:46Of course.
00:05:50Mike?
00:05:51Yeah?
00:05:52Um, Mike, be a dear. Look after my section for a bit, will you? I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes.
00:05:57There's a lot of people here.
00:05:58I know.
00:05:59I know.
00:06:00I know.
00:06:01I know.
00:06:02I know.
00:06:03I know.
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00:06:18I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes. There's a customer I know in the waiting room. She's a decent sort.
00:06:23Put her in, uh, cubicle three.
00:06:25Yeah, but...
00:06:27Oh, you're not worried, are you?
00:06:29All right?
00:06:33Yeah, all right, Susan.
00:06:35And, uh, don't call her Gav.
00:06:48Uh, the girl attendant isn't here, madam, but I will show you to your cabin.
00:07:01Lovely.
00:07:02Uh, your cabin.
00:07:09You're new here, aren't you?
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:12You keen on football?
00:07:14Yes, madam.
00:07:16Uh, would you get me a shampoo for, uh, medium dry hair?
00:07:20You'll find it in the girl's box room.
00:07:56Come in.
00:08:00Oh, it's you, boy.
00:08:01Yes, uh, your shampoo, madam.
00:08:03Would you help me with this?
00:08:04Yes, ma'am.
00:08:12The buttons as well.
00:08:14Thank you, madam.
00:08:17Careful, boy, you're so rough.
00:08:19Sorry, lady, madam.
00:08:21Um, will that be all?
00:08:23Uh, no, this is a bloody nuisance as well.
00:08:26You might as well undo it while you're here.
00:08:28Um, look, I was...
00:08:30No, I don't know how.
00:08:33All right, and you're so useless.
00:08:35Thank you, madam.
00:08:36Wait a minute.
00:08:37Here.
00:08:38Take this and get out.
00:08:40Oh, no, no, really, thank you.
00:08:42Really, it was nothing.
00:09:13You will be the first in.
00:09:19Shoes off.
00:09:21Everybody.
00:09:50Oh, my God.
00:10:18Come on, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:10:43Have you a good time?
00:10:50Hmm?
00:10:58Help.
00:11:01Oh.
00:11:03Help.
00:11:04Help.
00:11:05I'm infected.
00:11:06I think the water was too hot.
00:11:08I felt giddy.
00:11:10Oh, I just...
00:11:12Just rest.
00:11:17Look, I just...
00:11:18Wait.
00:11:19Wait.
00:11:20It's not as if something really happened.
00:11:21I mean, it wouldn't look good, would it, if you weren't here with me?
00:11:24Just wait a little.
00:11:26It'll soon pass off.
00:11:31Are you...
00:11:33Are you keen on football?
00:11:35All the boys are, aren't they?
00:11:37Yes, ma'am.
00:11:38One way or another.
00:11:39It's always tackle, dribble, dribble, shoot.
00:11:43Yes, but...
00:11:44Why can't you look into my eyes?
00:11:46Look, boy.
00:11:48Stop it.
00:11:49Stop staring at my tits.
00:11:52What position do you play in, boy?
00:11:54Go away.
00:11:55Where do you play?
00:11:56Okay, ma'am.
00:11:57Well, it doesn't matter.
00:11:58They're all the same now.
00:11:59They're all playing all over the pit, pushing hard, barking tight, screaming the ball.
00:12:06Tackle, tackle, dribble, dribble, shoot.
00:12:10Keep your eyes up, boy.
00:12:12It isn't decent.
00:12:14Did you see Georgie Best score those six goals at Northampton?
00:12:18Six of them.
00:12:21The second one, when he got his head to it, just a touch, and it flew in.
00:12:28That other one, when he dribbled across the field, a dummy, close dribble, dribble, and shot.
00:12:38No, no, he just pushed it in, just glided it in slowly, just inside the post.
00:12:48Oh, no.
00:12:50You can't keep Georgie out.
00:12:53Oh, boy.
00:12:54Boy, Georgie Best.
00:13:03Get out.
00:13:05I don't need you anymore.
00:13:17Mike?
00:13:20Mike?
00:13:25Mike?
00:13:28What are you doing up there?
00:13:29Well, is it OK to be up here?
00:13:31Manager never comes up here.
00:13:34What is it?
00:13:36Oh, it's just some birds up here nesting.
00:13:38Really?
00:13:42Here, this is for you.
00:13:45Ten bob?
00:13:46From that fat beauty.
00:13:48How was it, all right?
00:13:49I don't want the money.
00:13:50Oh, come on, don't be so childish.
00:13:51You keep it.
00:13:52I don't want it.
00:13:53You keep it.
00:13:54So I don't want it.
00:13:55Mike.
00:13:57I helped out a bit here while you were busy with her.
00:14:01Thanks.
00:14:03Do you see what I mean?
00:14:05You can pick up quite a bit, really.
00:14:07You don't have to do anything for it.
00:14:10Just go along with the gag, that's all they want.
00:14:17Do you think we'd better go down?
00:14:20I'll, um...
00:14:23I'll pick him out and tell you when to swap.
00:14:28Shop!
00:14:29That sounds like my dad.
00:14:30Shop, Michael!
00:14:31That sounds like...
00:14:34Hey, let's have some service here.
00:14:40Could be my father.
00:14:44Mum! Dad!
00:14:45Hey, Mum, please, look, this is for gents only.
00:14:47You'll have to go in the womens.
00:14:48Nice, what can we get?
00:14:49It's your mum's bath night, son.
00:14:51Mummy's boy.
00:14:57Better late than never, if you ask me, eh, son?
00:15:00Look, please, Mum, go in the womens.
00:15:01You'll get the full treatment, OK?
00:15:03Have full treatment.
00:15:07How goes it, son?
00:15:09Oh, it goes all right.
00:15:15Sue, Sue, you know that woman you've got in there?
00:15:19It's me mum.
00:15:21So what?
00:15:22Well, it'd be nice to give her the treatment.
00:15:25It's too late.
00:15:26What?
00:15:28I had to put her in her place.
00:15:30But why?
00:15:32She deserves it.
00:15:35Sue, what are you saying?
00:15:36I told you, it's me mum.
00:15:38Your mum is a cow.
00:15:44Sue, Sue.
00:15:49Don't say things like that.
00:15:51It's not nice.
00:15:53She's a cow.
00:16:01Your mother's a silly old cow.
00:16:04Yes.
00:16:05She can't be.
00:16:06Sue.
00:16:26Sue, I'm sorry.
00:16:36Good night.
00:16:37See you at home.
00:17:06Good night.
00:17:07Good night.
00:17:08Good night.
00:17:09Good night.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:11Good night.
00:17:12Good night.
00:17:13Good night.
00:17:14Good night.
00:17:15Good night.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:17Good night.
00:17:18Good night.
00:17:19Good night.
00:17:20Good night.
00:17:21Good night.
00:17:22Good night.
00:17:23Good night.
00:17:24Good night.
00:17:25Good night.
00:17:26Good night.
00:17:27Good night.
00:17:28Good night.
00:17:29Good night.
00:17:30Good night.
00:17:31Good night.
00:17:32Good night.
00:17:33Good night.
00:17:34Good night.
00:17:40Reading on duty?
00:17:48Mike.
00:17:49I'll see to things in your section.
00:17:50There's a lady waiting.
00:17:51Will you see to her?
00:17:52Oh.
00:17:53My mum left this for me.
00:17:59Did she?
00:18:02go on, go on.
00:18:11I'm afraid the girl attendant isn't here but I'll show you to your cabin madam.
00:18:15are you new here?
00:18:17yes.
00:18:18but I don't like football.
00:18:21can you fetch me a bottle of shampoo please? yep.
00:18:25oh that's no good. I need a medicated one.
00:18:29well if it's no good it's no good. what can I do?
00:18:32I'll get it for you.
00:19:02um it's your medicated shampoo.
00:19:12thanks.
00:19:17sorry.
00:19:19sir!
00:19:21my!
00:19:23it's good to see you again. how are you?
00:19:25I'm fine sir.
00:19:27you like working here? it keeps me fit now I'm no longer in your class.
00:19:29does it?
00:19:31not bad.
00:19:33I expect I'll be running into you now and again.
00:19:43in winter I take a bath here occasionally.
00:19:45see you around.
00:19:47come on get your clothes on.
00:19:49what are we all hanging about for?
00:19:51thanks.
00:19:53where do you want it?
00:19:55it's over here.
00:19:58um...
00:20:00cheese and pickle. is that all right? yeah great.
00:20:02here look at this.
00:20:04right.
00:20:06what's your answer?
00:20:08look at this lot.
00:20:10look!
00:20:12I feel like an organ grinder. look at this.
00:20:14all right.
00:20:16look at the old one up on the board there.
00:20:18that's it.
00:20:20I bet you can't do that Mike.
00:20:22I never tried.
00:20:25it's always the first time.
00:20:27hey that's her. that's the girl.
00:20:29oh to be a sandwich now that spring is here.
00:20:31why don't you go and change in the men's room?
00:20:33you can't change out here.
00:20:35it's all right. she's seen it all before hasn't she?
00:20:37hey you can't swim like that.
00:20:39I mean uh... have you had her yet?
00:20:41have you been up there?
00:20:43got round there?
00:20:45she any good is she?
00:20:47give us it back!
00:20:49all right.
00:20:51don't get it!
00:20:54push him!
00:20:56in the water!
00:20:58look at him!
00:21:00look at him!
00:21:02that's it!
00:21:04hold him down!
00:21:06get him down!
00:21:24come on.
00:21:26come on.
00:21:28come on let's help him.
00:21:30don't let him get away.
00:21:34here you are.
00:21:36they're quite dry now.
00:21:49no good.
00:21:51you see it's the same every night in winter.
00:21:53it never starts on its own.
00:22:02one of these days I'm really going to give her one.
00:22:05what?
00:22:07that girl Susan.
00:22:10right Mike you jump in the driving seat.
00:22:12and I'll push.
00:22:15release the clutch very slowly.
00:22:17once we're going at a bit of a lick.
00:22:22you know how many people have made her.
00:22:25yes sir can I help you?
00:22:27it's all right I've already talked to the manager.
00:22:29oh great it's these.
00:22:31did you read about these? can I have one to put in my room?
00:22:33yes of course.
00:22:35oh fantastic. do you see it in the paper?
00:22:37what does it say?
00:22:39that thing from the family family association.
00:22:41the pregnant man. I think it's a good idea.
00:22:43stupid.
00:22:45it's completely stupid.
00:22:47why is it stupid?
00:22:49that's hardly the point.
00:22:51the point is it's a shock.
00:22:53it makes you look at it and then you think about perhaps I ought to think about.
00:22:55about what?
00:22:57how could a man ever be like that?
00:22:59you can tell.
00:23:01come here.
00:23:03just a question.
00:23:05shut up.
00:23:07sit down.
00:23:09put your feet up here.
00:23:11lie down.
00:23:13just relax.
00:23:15just relax.
00:23:17just relax.
00:23:19sit.
00:23:21lie down.
00:23:23see?
00:23:25fantastic.
00:23:27Susan stop it.
00:23:29wait a minute.
00:23:33hey hey.
00:23:35I'll be arrested for
00:23:37defacing government property.
00:23:39defacing.
00:23:41go ahead.
00:23:43defacing.
00:23:47lie down.
00:23:49oh that's fantastic.
00:23:51that's great.
00:23:53it's very good.
00:23:55sit down.
00:23:57the baby.
00:23:59sit down.
00:24:03it's not bad.
00:24:05would you be more careful
00:24:07if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:09what?
00:24:11would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:17what?
00:24:21what?
00:24:23I...
00:24:25I can't be more careful than I am at the moment.
00:24:27what do you mean?
00:24:29well I just mean
00:24:31that I've...
00:24:33I've never...
00:24:35I've never...
00:24:37never? really?
00:24:39no.
00:24:41why not? did you want to?
00:24:43yeah yeah of course I would.
00:24:45don't get embarrassed.
00:24:47you're all red now.
00:24:49no I'm not.
00:24:51no I'm not.
00:24:53why should I be embarrassed?
00:24:55I don't know why you should be embarrassed.
00:24:57you always go all silly when I talk about sex.
00:24:59no I don't.
00:25:01would you fancy it with
00:25:05do you think it's
00:25:07the cashier?
00:25:09don't do it.
00:25:11I'm not joking.
00:25:13you'll
00:25:15have to stay late one night
00:25:17and you'll see her
00:25:19lonely
00:25:21voluptuous figure
00:25:23standing waiting for you.
00:25:25hmm?
00:25:27don't joke about these things.
00:25:29I'm not joking.
00:25:31give us a kiss.
00:25:33give us a kiss.
00:25:35hey.
00:25:37hi.
00:25:43hi.
00:25:45hi.
00:26:11um
00:26:13you know what Sue?
00:26:15what?
00:26:17I could
00:26:19I could see you home tonight
00:26:21if you want me to.
00:26:25you know what?
00:26:29my fiancé's picking me up tonight.
00:26:43nice weather for ducks isn't it?
00:27:03oh I don't want to see this.
00:27:05why not?
00:27:07you're not going to have one of your moodies again are you?
00:27:09come on.
00:27:13hmm
00:27:19two eight and sixes please.
00:27:2117 shillings sir.
00:27:23thank you. thank you.
00:27:25oh and a packet of those chocolate things.
00:27:27treats.
00:27:29thanks. thank you sir.
00:27:43oh
00:27:47there are surprises
00:27:49even in sexual life.
00:27:51according to my latest findings
00:27:53a woman has
00:27:553,267
00:27:57erogenic zones.
00:27:59so
00:28:09good evening.
00:28:11good evening.
00:28:13there are many misleading theories
00:28:15about the subject of women
00:28:17who are so called frigid.
00:28:25books have been filled on the subject.
00:28:27many many books.
00:28:29but these are pseudoscientific studies.
00:28:33therefore I have come to the conclusion
00:28:35that there are no frigid women.
00:28:37dear friend
00:28:39it all depends on you
00:28:41when properly manipulated
00:28:43dear friend
00:28:47scientifically speaking
00:28:51excited
00:28:53fondled
00:28:57you can prepare your sexual partner
00:28:59to the highest level of
00:29:01sexual satisfaction.
00:29:07so
00:29:19what's up?
00:29:21this bloody bastard's touching me up.
00:29:23what?
00:29:27I'll get the manager.
00:29:29yeah
00:29:31so
00:29:33so you know it's me.
00:29:35it's only a joke.
00:30:01sit down.
00:30:09sit down.
00:30:11yeah that's him.
00:30:13sir you should be ashamed of yourself.
00:30:15at your age.
00:30:17shall I get the police?
00:30:19do you want to charge him?
00:30:21of course I want to charge him.
00:30:23we'll get the police.
00:30:25go on then.
00:30:31move up.
00:30:37you're making a bloody fuss about me.
00:30:39what's the matter with you?
00:30:41for Christ's sake bloody move up.
00:30:47that's him.
00:30:51come on son.
00:30:53come on son get moving.
00:30:55get up.
00:30:59I hope everything's all right now.
00:31:01yes thank you.
00:31:03what's the matter with you?
00:31:23what is the matter with you?
00:31:27so you see
00:31:29a little love goes a long
00:31:31way.
00:31:35what exactly were you doing to her?
00:31:39I love her.
00:31:41you perverted little monster.
00:31:43I'm not a perverted little monster.
00:31:45let's get that couple in.
00:31:47we can't press charges without their evidence.
00:31:49get them in.
00:31:51all right.
00:31:53how old are you son?
00:31:5515.
00:31:5715?
00:31:5915.
00:32:0115.
00:32:03then you had no right to be here.
00:32:07this is an ex film.
00:32:09they're not there. they've left.
00:32:11are you sure?
00:32:13yes I'm sure.
00:32:15well then there's no charge.
00:32:17wait a moment.
00:32:19maybe there is.
00:32:21how old would you say
00:32:23this boy is?
00:32:25well about
00:32:2718?
00:32:2915. how come you let him in?
00:32:3115? yes.
00:32:33performing manipulations of this kind at 15.
00:32:35he looks much older.
00:32:37well then
00:32:39I'll have to talk to the cashier.
00:32:41she had no right to sell him the ticket.
00:32:45we'll know you if it happens again.
00:32:47we've got a note of your name and address
00:32:49and you won't get off so easily
00:32:51next time. go on. buzz off.
00:32:57now then.
00:32:59well gentlemen.
00:33:01have a drink.
00:33:05gin and tonic.
00:33:11I only mean that if you want me
00:33:13you should understand others want me the same way.
00:33:15they like me too.
00:33:17how can you compare me to him?
00:33:19he's just a kid. scaring him is enough.
00:33:21a kid? pouring you from behind like that?
00:33:23that's what you always try to do. pour me.
00:33:25you said you were gonna charge.
00:33:27you can look after me for the time being.
00:33:29just let me take care of things my own way.
00:33:55yeah.
00:33:57oh come on.
00:34:21this man's trying to molest me.
00:34:23one of those again, eh?
00:34:25just one moment, sir.
00:34:27did he speak to you?
00:34:29did he make any indecent suggestions?
00:34:31he's trying to touch me.
00:34:33now. all right for now, sir.
00:34:35are you charging him, boy, with
00:34:37importuning?
00:34:39huh? look, he doesn't even know what it means.
00:34:41yes, yes, I want to charge him.
00:34:43your name, sir, please.
00:34:45I can explain this situation to you.
00:34:47your name, sir, please.
00:34:49is that what? look, he's gone. look.
00:34:51I like your name. and what are you gonna base the charge? what is it?
00:34:53importuning, sir.
00:34:55why are you always doing that?
00:34:57well, I could use the extra bob.
00:34:59anyway, I'm bored.
00:35:01everything gets boring after a time.
00:35:03your fiancé seems a
00:35:05good sort of chap.
00:35:09he's okay?
00:35:15he phoned me first thing this morning.
00:35:17yeah? he must have a few bob.
00:35:21yeah.
00:35:27when's the happy day?
00:35:29not just yet.
00:35:31but I might decide
00:35:33tomorrow, as a matter of fact. tomorrow?
00:35:35why tomorrow?
00:35:37we're gonna buy the ring.
00:35:41do you think I should have a
00:35:43diamond or a ruby?
00:35:45or maybe a sapphire?
00:35:47hmm?
00:35:52afterwards, sir,
00:35:54we're gonna go and have something to eat somewhere, I expect.
00:35:56a little celebration.
00:35:59then we're gonna go to Skoll.
00:36:01Skoll?
00:36:03what's Skoll?
00:36:05Mike, what are you doing?
00:36:07it's a nightclub. Mike, stop it.
00:36:09stop wasting my cotton.
00:36:11here, give it to me.
00:36:13it's all dirty.
00:36:15look at you, Dan.
00:36:18Amanda,
00:36:20excuse me, could you please,
00:36:22you're not allowed in here. could you go
00:36:24outside? this is for the
00:36:26attendant only, you know.
00:36:32keep an eye on my section, would you, Mike?
00:36:47ah.
00:37:47what's going on?
00:37:49oh my god, oh my god!
00:37:51what's going on? where's the pot?
00:37:53who sounded the alarm?
00:37:55where is it?
00:37:57who sounded the alarm?
00:37:59just a moment.
00:38:01just a moment.
00:38:03who did it?
00:38:07who did it?
00:38:09who did it?
00:38:11who did it?
00:38:13who did it?
00:38:15who did it?
00:38:19ladies!
00:38:21ladies, return to your section.
00:38:23you're not allowed to mix with the men.
00:38:30there is no fire.
00:38:32I know. I know.
00:38:34it was a false alarm.
00:38:36I apologize for any inconvenience caused.
00:38:38return to your cubicles.
00:38:41some damn pack of jokes.
00:38:44now then,
00:38:46don't think I don't know what's going on here.
00:38:50on punctuality,
00:38:52tea leaves thrown down the toilet,
00:38:54cigarette ends
00:38:56in the cubicles,
00:38:58and there was a dirty towel
00:39:00just lying
00:39:02in the main corridor on Tuesday
00:39:04afternoon.
00:39:06just see it doesn't happen
00:39:08again.
00:39:14stop it!
00:39:16stop it!
00:39:18what a monster
00:39:20it goes on forever.
00:39:22she knows who has to clear this up.
00:39:24keep in there.
00:39:26out of the way.
00:39:38good afternoon, son.
00:39:40I'd like to know where your
00:39:46toilet is.
00:39:48oh, toilet.
00:39:50toilet.
00:39:52yes, it's
00:39:54you see the one, two, three on the left?
00:39:56thank you.
00:39:58thank you.
00:40:00thank you.
00:40:02thank you.
00:40:04thank you.
00:40:06thank you.
00:40:08thank you.
00:40:10thank you.
00:40:36my!
00:40:38get out of my way!
00:40:40my!
00:41:02stay out of my way.
00:41:04you're crazy.
00:41:06Sue, pack it.
00:41:08Sue, pack it up.
00:41:10Sue, pack Susan.
00:41:12don't stop my bike.
00:41:14you're really my bike.
00:41:18Mike.
00:41:22there's a customer for you in my section.
00:41:24no, look.
00:41:26I told you, Sue, no more swapping.
00:41:28oh, it's not. she asked you by name.
00:41:30she knows you.
00:41:32Kathy.
00:41:34I'm going.
00:41:48Kathy, where are you?
00:41:50I'm here, Mike.
00:42:00don't be so shy, Mike.
00:42:02come on in.
00:42:06what brings you here?
00:42:08the bath, of course.
00:42:10your service has become quite famous, you know.
00:42:14no, really, the boys told me you were here.
00:42:16you had a fight over that girl, didn't you?
00:42:18yep.
00:42:20she's not my girl.
00:42:22it's just that they were asking for it.
00:42:24I was just curious.
00:42:26you never phone anymore.
00:42:28what's the matter?
00:42:30do you still want to...
00:42:32look, Mike, it's all right now.
00:42:34since you've left, things have happened.
00:42:36Kathy.
00:42:38it's all right now, Mike.
00:42:40it's all right now.
00:42:42Kathy, stop it.
00:42:44I don't know how to explain.
00:42:46it's not you.
00:42:48you're all right.
00:42:50it's just that, I don't know,
00:42:52all that old scene seems so strange now.
00:42:54as if it were someone else.
00:42:56not me at all.
00:43:00I'm sorry, Kathy.
00:43:08hey!
00:43:10don't forget your tip!
00:43:14let me take it, madam.
00:43:30hey!
00:43:32hey!
00:43:34hey!
00:43:36hey!
00:43:38hey!
00:43:40hey!
00:43:42hey!
00:43:44hey!
00:43:46hey!
00:43:48hey!
00:43:50hey!
00:43:52hey!
00:43:54hey!
00:43:56hey!
00:43:58hey!
00:44:24you'd like some of this, wouldn't you?
00:44:26can't you see I'm busy?
00:44:28of course, I'm very lucky not having a weight problem.
00:44:30I can eat almost anything.
00:44:42you were very quiet this morning.
00:44:44what's wrong with you?
00:44:56I'm sorry.
00:45:26just sign.
00:45:56excuse me.
00:46:14excuse me.
00:46:16excuse me a moment.
00:46:18I'll help you.
00:46:20have you seen a couple come in?
00:46:22the girl's a redhead.
00:46:24oh, one went in about ten minutes ago.
00:46:26with a dark, balding gentleman.
00:46:28oh, no, the bloke's got a lot of hair.
00:46:30sort of horse-faced.
00:46:32oh, actually, there were two gentlemen.
00:46:34good evening, sir.
00:46:36the other man may have been a bit horsey.
00:46:38I am.
00:46:40oh, fine, thank you.
00:46:42that could be them.
00:46:44yeah, I'll take a single.
00:46:46are you a member, sir?
00:46:48a member? no.
00:46:50in that case, I'm afraid you can't go in, sir.
00:46:52you'll have to enroll and pay your membership fee.
00:46:54well, how much is that?
00:46:56three guineas, please, sir.
00:46:58three guineas.
00:47:06fill in this form, please.
00:47:14and I'm afraid there's another twelve and six
00:47:16for your first drink.
00:47:18hello, darling.
00:47:20take this.
00:47:22thank you.
00:47:24look, um...
00:47:26couldn't I go in
00:47:28without a drink, just this once?
00:47:30oh, I'm afraid it's not possible under our rules.
00:47:32do you still wish to join?
00:47:40can I use your loo?
00:47:42certainly. in there.
00:47:44hello, Angie.
00:47:46how's your love life?
00:47:48thank you.
00:47:50that's my fiancé.
00:47:52not bad, eh?
00:47:54here you go, then.
00:47:56I'll see you later.
00:48:04thank you.
00:48:14I'm terribly sorry.
00:48:16excuse me, madam.
00:48:18I'm sorry.
00:48:20step this way, please.
00:48:22I'm sorry.
00:48:24warmer inside, sir.
00:48:26up here, please.
00:48:44how much is a hot dog?
00:48:46one and nine, sir.
00:48:48yes, yes, all right.
00:48:50with mustard?
00:48:52mm.
00:48:56one and nine, please, sir.
00:48:58thank you very much.
00:49:00thank you, sir.
00:49:02thank you.
00:49:04thank you.
00:49:06thank you.
00:49:08thank you.
00:49:10thank you.
00:49:12thank you very much.
00:49:14thank you, sir.
00:49:36live show, sir.
00:49:38on now.
00:49:40turn everything off.
00:49:42film show, too, sir.
00:49:44you'll find it very educational.
00:49:48hot dog, please.
00:49:50with mustard?
00:49:52yes.
00:49:54one and nine, please.
00:49:56thank you, sir.
00:49:58thank you.
00:50:00live, continuous, strictly.
00:50:02shows on now.
00:50:04they're all beautiful.
00:50:06not a stitch on.
00:50:08it's a beautiful show.
00:50:10good, clean show.
00:50:12lots of lovely virgins in here, sir.
00:50:14everyone hand-picked by myself.
00:50:16are you coming inside, sir?
00:50:18worth every penny you've got.
00:50:20ten bob to get in, sir.
00:50:22what are you doing with that, sir?
00:50:24put it down.
00:50:26as naked as the day they were born.
00:50:28only bigger and juicier.
00:50:30nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:32step inside, sir.
00:50:34the show's on now.
00:50:36step right inside, sir.
00:50:38the show's on now.
00:50:40where did you get this poster?
00:50:42angelica, continental, born in manchester.
00:50:44why don't you ask her for yourself?
00:50:46very expensive girl.
00:50:48step right inside, sir.
00:50:50the show's on now.
00:50:5218 beautiful girls.
00:50:54nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:56thank you, sir.
00:50:58it's all on show in here.
00:51:00it all comes off in here.
00:51:02not a stitch on.
00:51:04i say, sir.
00:51:06are you coming inside, sir?
00:51:08ten bob.
00:51:10the show's on now.
00:51:12right.
00:51:26hold on.
00:51:28sorry.
00:51:30who is it?
00:51:32hey, where's angelica?
00:51:34it's me.
00:51:36a customer?
00:51:38a customer, yes.
00:51:40can i come in?
00:51:42yeah, of course you can.
00:51:44i'll be busy now.
00:51:46well, dear, what can i do for you?
00:51:48could i stay for a while, please?
00:51:50please do. welcome.
00:51:52don't be shy.
00:51:54could i wash my hands?
00:51:56yeah, over there.
00:51:58thank you.
00:52:10you got a match?
00:52:14a match, yes.
00:52:26oh.
00:52:36you're all trembling. why?
00:52:38well, i've been...
00:52:40i've been running a lot.
00:52:42have a drink, won't you?
00:52:44thanks.
00:52:46well, how much is it?
00:52:48be my guest.
00:52:50oh, thank you.
00:52:56why don't you take a glass?
00:52:58um, why make it dirty?
00:53:00well, i...
00:53:02hey.
00:53:04what do you do, boy?
00:53:06are you at school?
00:53:08um, no, i work.
00:53:10where?
00:53:12come on, sir, where is she?
00:53:14where's angelica?
00:53:16i'm a public bath's attendant.
00:53:18nice job, is it?
00:53:20well, it could... yeah, it could be worse.
00:53:22pays well?
00:53:24yes, quite well. i got my first ten quid today.
00:53:26oh, today.
00:53:28any tips?
00:53:30um, yeah.
00:53:32ten bob. i got ten bob once.
00:53:34ten bob? well, you must have been a queer.
00:53:36must have fancied you. be careful, boy.
00:53:38no, really. it was nothing like that.
00:53:40it was a lady.
00:53:42a lady? what did you do for her?
00:53:44nothing, really. i think she was a bit soft in the head.
00:53:46kept on talking about football.
00:53:48oh, we're probably
00:53:50in the same line.
00:53:52football, huh? are you a football fan?
00:53:56yes, i am.
00:53:58hang on. come here. let me show you something. come.
00:54:00look.
00:54:02you know him?
00:54:06oh, yeah, yeah. he's great.
00:54:08he plays for west bromwich.
00:54:10yes. well, uh...
00:54:12um...
00:54:14i see you're not working,
00:54:16so i'll have to go.
00:54:18well, what do you mean, not working?
00:54:20more. there's no insurance in this kind of business.
00:54:22do you know how much i'm worth?
00:54:24no.
00:54:26i used to take five quid for a short time.
00:54:28it's two pounds ten
00:54:30now, of course.
00:54:34close the door.
00:54:38oh, it's angelica.
00:54:40do you fancy her as well?
00:54:42do you know... do you know this girl? do you know her?
00:54:44well, it depends what you mean by know her.
00:54:46yeah, but you know her name.
00:54:48what do you do with all your money, boy?
00:54:50i keep three pounds
00:54:52and give the rest to my mother, but do you know this girl?
00:54:54seven pounds? seven quid? you're mad.
00:54:56what do they need it for? they've no shame.
00:54:58well, they feed me. now, but this girl...
00:55:00no, they should. they brought you into this world, haven't they?
00:55:02they've had their fun. they can pay now.
00:55:04they all want to have it free.
00:55:06so you've only got three quid left?
00:55:08you can't imagine
00:55:10the things we can do for three quid.
00:55:12yeah, yes, but you said two and a half.
00:55:14yes. two and a half.
00:55:16two and a half, of course.
00:55:18hey, let's not waste any more time.
00:55:20where do you need her? there?
00:55:22you just want to see her when you do it, is that it?
00:55:24it's easier for you, eh?
00:55:26no, stop it, please.
00:55:28i'll stop it.
00:55:30look, i have to go now.
00:55:32you think you can just go and leave a girl in this state?
00:55:34i don't have to pay, do i?
00:55:36what do you think?
00:55:38you've had my time, my drink, my emotions.
00:55:40you've made me nervous.
00:55:42look, come on, stop it.
00:55:44give it to me. give me the thing. give it.
00:55:52where's that girl?
00:55:54what have you done with her?
00:55:56come on, where is she?
00:55:58come on, give her to me.
00:56:00where is she?
00:56:02come on, you son of a bitch.
00:56:04come on, i want her back.
00:56:06come back.
00:56:08come on, come back.
00:56:10come back, you two.
00:56:12come on.
00:56:14get your dirty foreign perverts.
00:56:16come back here.
00:56:22can i help you, sir?
00:56:24yes, did the young couple come out yet?
00:56:26no, i don't think so.
00:56:28but they were here.
00:56:30i think so.
00:56:43excuse me, sir.
00:56:45would you please read this?
00:56:47it tells you about christ.
00:56:49we want to talk to you today about the lord jesus christ.
00:56:52there are two things you can be certain of in this life.
00:56:56one of them is the fact that the sun is going to rise tomorrow morning.
00:57:00the other is the fact that one day there's a coffin waiting for you.
00:57:04the bible tells us there's no way out.
00:57:06where'd you get that?
00:57:08these men gave it to me.
00:57:10oh, a hot dog.
00:57:12just here, look. i'll show you.
00:57:14do you?
00:57:16have one. they're nice. they're very good.
00:57:18oh, go on, thanks.
00:57:20here, look. hey, over here.
00:57:22look.
00:57:24oh, they're lovely.
00:57:26two more customers for you.
00:57:28oh, i'm ever so hungry. i'm starving.
00:57:30have one.
00:57:32don't know what they're going on about.
00:57:34do you know what they're going on about?
00:57:36no.
00:57:38hey, go on.
00:57:40three hot dogs, please.
00:57:42with mustard? yes. oh, please.
00:57:44yeah.
00:57:48don't laugh at them.
00:57:50oh, thanks.
00:57:52is?
00:57:54oh, thanks very much.
00:57:56five and three, please, sir.
00:57:58five and three.
00:58:00i don't have any jeans.
00:58:02you don't?
00:58:04here.
00:58:06here, shall we sing?
00:58:08thank you, sir. thank you very much.
00:58:10aren't you going to sing?
00:58:12which way did you say Piccadilly was?
00:58:14Piccadilly, yes.
00:58:16it's just down there. you can't miss it.
00:58:20ready? oh, come on.
00:58:22ready? come on.
00:58:30um, no, sorry.
00:58:32because i've eaten too much.
00:58:34yes, please, sir.
00:58:36really sorry. i mustn't. my stomach...
00:58:38with my compliments, sir.
00:58:40taxi!
00:58:42yes, please, with pleasure, yes.
00:58:44thank you very much.
00:58:4673 Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:48Leicester Square tube, please.
00:58:5073 Cornwall Gardens. Leicester Square tube.
00:58:54you know we've only got the flat for tonight, haven't we?
00:58:56look, we're almost married.
00:58:58Leicester Square tube.
00:59:0073 Cornwall Gardens.
00:59:02thank you, sir.
00:59:04sir?
00:59:06everything's happening.
00:59:0818 fantastic girls.
00:59:10nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:59:12want to see the show, madam?
00:59:14come and see the show, madam.
00:59:16it's marvellous.
00:59:18hey!
00:59:20come back!
00:59:32come back!
01:00:02look, sue, look at this.
01:00:04mike!
01:00:06where'd you get that? what is it?
01:00:08what is it? that's exactly what i'd like to ask you.
01:00:10what is it?
01:00:12what do you mean?
01:00:14i mean, it's you, isn't it?
01:00:16oh, it does look like me, doesn't it?
01:00:18well, it is you.
01:00:20all right.
01:00:22is it you?
01:00:24what do you think?
01:00:26it's you.
01:00:28it's you.
01:00:30is it you?
01:00:32what do you think?
01:00:34no, you're not like this, sue.
01:00:36like what?
01:00:38like that.
01:00:40look at it. is it you?
01:00:42i'm much worse than that.
01:00:44it can't be you.
01:00:46why?
01:00:48because you're not like that.
01:00:50what am i supposed to be like?
01:00:52oh, look, let me sit down.
01:00:54it's you, isn't it?
01:00:56well, you make up your own mind about that.
01:00:58how much do you think that costs?
01:01:00look. look at it. how much do you think that costs?
01:01:02ten quid. ten times that much.
01:01:04i'll buy it for you, sue. i'll buy it for you.
01:01:06don't be silly. i've already got it.
01:01:08give it to me. give me the ring. you're mad.
01:01:10susan, sit down. you've got to tell me whether it's you or not.
01:01:12let me go. sit down, susan.
01:01:14i've just about had enough. stop it.
01:01:20what do you think you're bloody staring at?
01:01:22sit down and behave yourself. god, look at it.
01:01:24look at it. stupid.
01:01:26just sit down, for god's sake.
01:01:34give me my coat.
01:01:36i suppose you're going to see him now.
01:01:38after you got engaged to the other one.
01:01:40now you're going to see him.
01:01:42well, you can't because he sleeps with his wife. it's no good, huh?
01:01:44i'll just have to see him some other time, then, won't i?
01:01:46has he seen the poster?
01:01:48has he seen it? has he seen it?
01:01:50because i'll show it to him tomorrow at the races.
01:01:52i'll show him this.
01:01:54you're not going to the races, are you?
01:01:56don't worry. i won't cause you any more trouble.
01:02:24music plays
01:02:54music plays
01:03:04hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop
01:03:06get in line. now steady.
01:03:08hop, hop, hop, hop
01:03:10keep on moving left and right
01:03:12hop, hop, hop, hop, hop
01:03:14come along. you'll soon be off.
01:03:18now get in line, boys. get in line.
01:03:24hey, you. get back in line.
01:03:26i've got to fix my shoelace.
01:03:28on your marks.
01:03:32get set.
01:03:34bang!
01:03:38mike, hey, this is a school competition.
01:03:40will you try and stop me?
01:03:54come on.
01:04:00hey, you. push off.
01:04:02go home.
01:04:06come on.
01:04:10come on.
01:04:24barks
01:04:30cheers
01:04:54Get off the track! Get off!
01:04:56Only two more laps to go! Come on!
01:04:58Keep going! Keep going!
01:05:00Only two more laps! Come on!
01:05:02Keep running!
01:05:24Come on!
01:05:54Come on!
01:06:20You little bastard!
01:06:22Come here!
01:06:24I'll get you for this!
01:06:26You little bastard! Who the hell do you think you are?
01:06:28Come here!
01:06:30I've just about had enough of you!
01:06:38My tooth!
01:06:40I'm sorry, Mike.
01:06:42I'm sorry, I was very angry.
01:06:44My tooth! You've knocked my tooth out!
01:06:46You shouldn't have done that to his car.
01:06:48But you've knocked my tooth out!
01:06:50I've said I'm sorry.
01:06:52Give me a mirror.
01:06:54Oh, my God.
01:06:56Oh, no.
01:06:58Oh, no!
01:07:00Not your bloody tooth!
01:07:02Look!
01:07:04Oh, shit.
01:07:06It's not my tooth.
01:07:08You didn't spit it out, didn't you?
01:07:10Yeah, I spat it out.
01:07:12You didn't swallow it? No.
01:07:14Oh, God.
01:07:16Help me look for it.
01:07:18How big is it?
01:07:20How big is it? You saw it yesterday.
01:07:22Do you know how much that costs? Sue.
01:07:24Oh, he's going to be really pleased with this.
01:07:26Sue, it's no good. It's just great.
01:07:28Sue, it's no good. Stand up, Sue.
01:07:30Sue, you're only treading it into the snow.
01:07:32Stand up.
01:07:34Oh, Christ, yeah.
01:07:36Stay where you are. Don't move.
01:07:38God, this is impossible.
01:07:40Don't move.
01:07:42Oh, it's so stupid.
01:07:44Stay in the circle. Stay in the circle, Sue.
01:07:46Where?
01:07:48Now, don't move.
01:07:50I'll be back in a minute. But my...
01:07:54Oh, God.
01:07:56Get out.
01:08:16Get out. Piss off.
01:08:18Piss off.
01:08:20Christ, what's that bloody dog doing there?
01:08:22Oh, he's trying to...
01:08:24Go on.
01:08:26What's the noise for? Oh, yes.
01:08:28Well, then what?
01:08:30Leave it to me. I know what I'm doing.
01:08:32I just hope you do. I just hope you do, for your sake.
01:08:34Don't move around, Sue. I'm not.
01:08:36I keep thinking I see it.
01:08:38Look, I'll make a path.
01:08:40It could be anywhere.
01:08:42Oh, God, it could even be our knees.
01:08:44Now, walk in the path.
01:08:46Right. Now, come out.
01:08:48Right.
01:08:50Hooray!
01:08:52Hooray!
01:08:54Hooray!
01:08:56Hooray!
01:09:06Last little bit.
01:09:12Right. Good.
01:09:14I don't think we missed any.
01:09:16I hope not. You didn't swallow it, did you?
01:09:18No, I didn't swallow it. Here, take this.
01:09:20Can you manage? Yeah, come on.
01:09:22Where are we taking it?
01:09:24To the baths, of course. Go on.
01:09:46Right.
01:10:04It's empty.
01:10:06Yeah, I know. I forgot they've emptied out for the weekend.
01:10:08But it's okay. We can still use the bath.
01:10:10No, I think everything's locked up.
01:10:12Well, look, I'll have a look in the manager's office.
01:10:14That must be open.
01:10:44Hey, Sue, look what I've found.
01:10:46Where are we going to plug it in?
01:10:48There's nowhere here, I don't think.
01:10:50Hang on. I'll just try these lights.
01:10:52What are you going to do with it, anyway?
01:10:54You'll see. Watch.
01:10:56Now, switch them off!
01:11:26Okay.
01:11:56Right.
01:12:20Right, this will be fixed.
01:12:22Switch on the light.
01:12:26Come on.
01:12:32All right, now come and help me.
01:12:34Did you lose any on the way down here?
01:12:36Yeah.
01:12:38I picked it up again.
01:12:42Right, now we can start bunging it in the kettle.
01:12:44Give us it. All right.
01:12:48Right, put some in there.
01:12:50Yes, sir.
01:12:52Look, if you can't do it properly, I'll do it by myself.
01:12:56Oh, Mike, do you think we'll ever find it?
01:12:58It's going to take hours doing it like this.
01:13:00Don't worry, we'll find it sooner or later.
01:13:06Oh, Christ, I'm hungry.
01:13:08Oh, Christ, I'm hungry.
01:13:24Right.
01:13:26Um...
01:13:28Look, we'll tie it down here, quick.
01:13:30What are you going to do?
01:13:32Pour it down here.
01:13:34Won't it go right down the grating?
01:13:36Right, this will stop it. You sure?
01:13:38Yeah. Right, now pour it here, and it ought to trickle out down there.
01:13:40If you see the diamond, don't touch it, because it'll be hot.
01:13:42Wait a minute, I've got a much better idea.
01:13:44What? This is a much better idea.
01:13:46What? Hang on a minute.
01:13:50Oh, Mike, don't be silly.
01:13:52There's no time to get embarrassed.
01:13:54Look, strain it through these.
01:13:56Through that? Yeah, come on.
01:13:58It'll ruin your tights. It doesn't matter.
01:14:00Come on.
01:14:02That diamond's worth 1,200 pairs of tights.
01:14:04Come on, you pour it through. It's not that valuable.
01:14:06It is, I told you. All right, ready?
01:14:08Christ, what do you think all this is for? Okay, hold it, then.
01:14:10All right, get on with it, for God's sake.
01:14:12Don't let it dribble down. I'm holding it, aren't I? Okay.
01:14:16I'm only doing my best. I know. Come on.
01:14:20Don't burn me.
01:14:22Keep your fingers back. Keep...
01:14:24What's that? Wait a minute.
01:14:26No, it's not.
01:14:28Shh.
01:14:30Shh.
01:14:32Keep looking for it.
01:14:34All right.
01:14:36Mike, keep looking for it.
01:14:38Keep quiet.
01:14:40For God's sake.
01:14:42Go run!
01:14:44Shh.
01:14:46Keep quiet. Keep quiet.
01:14:48It's all right. It'll go away.
01:14:50Shh.
01:14:52Ooh, ooh, ooh.
01:14:54All right, all right.
01:14:56Shh.
01:14:58Take it up there and put some more snow.
01:15:02Sue, are you there?
01:15:10What the hell are you doing there?
01:15:14I was knocking at the door. Didn't you hear me?
01:15:16Why didn't you answer me?
01:15:18Hmm?
01:15:20I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
01:15:22What have you done to my car?
01:15:24I can't even remember when I punched one.
01:15:26Give me the key.
01:15:30Give me my cap.
01:15:34Give me the keys.
01:15:36I'm awfully sorry.
01:15:38Give me the cap, come on.
01:15:40I'm awfully sorry. I don't know where they are.
01:15:42Have you got a spare set?
01:15:44But I gave them to you.
01:15:46I've said I'm sorry. I don't know what I've done with them, that's all.
01:15:48Come on, give me the cap.
01:15:50Oh, your bloody cap.
01:15:52Right, now, listen.
01:15:54Get your coat and your bag
01:15:56and come here.
01:16:04Serves me right.
01:16:06Mixing with stupid kids.
01:16:10Hurry up.
01:16:14Hurry up.
01:16:16Come on, come on, get a move on.
01:16:18No, I won't.
01:16:21Susan, what's wrong with you?
01:16:23Will you stop ordering me about, that's all?
01:16:26But I must have my keys.
01:16:28Have you got a spare set of keys or haven't you?
01:16:30Yes, I've got a set.
01:16:32Where are they?
01:16:34They're at home. I can't go home and ask my wife for the keys.
01:16:36Not this time. I can't go out again.
01:16:38Well, that's your problem, isn't it? If you've got a spare set of keys, you're all right, so you can piss off.
01:16:40Piss off?
01:16:42After all that I've done for you?
01:16:44Piss off?
01:16:46After what?
01:16:48After what you've done for me?
01:16:50After what? What?
01:16:52I'll tell you what you've done for me.
01:16:54You spoil everything. Everything.
01:16:56Why the hell you had to be the first.
01:16:58I'll tell you why.
01:17:00Because you had to be the first with everyone, don't you?
01:17:02You couldn't bear to be second, then they'd have something to compare you to.
01:17:04Then they'd see how bloody hopeless you are.
01:17:06That's why you're so
01:17:08kinky for schoolgirls.
01:17:10They don't know any better, do they?
01:17:12Poor little things.
01:17:14They think you're really quite good, don't they?
01:17:16The way you grope and push,
01:17:18and you're so bloody hopeless.
01:17:20You make me sick.
01:17:22What do you think you've ever done for anyone?
01:17:24You're pathetic.
01:17:26You're pathetic.
01:17:28How you ever make it with your wife, I don't know.
01:17:30If you ever do.
01:17:32What about those children? You sure they're yours?
01:17:34Piss off.
01:17:36Piss off!
01:17:38Piss off!
01:17:44Bastard!
01:17:46Puff!
01:17:48Susan, this is the end.
01:17:54What are you undoing that one for?
01:17:56We've got all this to do yet.
01:17:58Well, I thought we could do this one.
01:18:00Oh, come on. Let's do one at a time, for God's sake.
01:18:02All right.
01:18:04How annoying.
01:18:06This is...
01:18:08Oh, God, I'm dropping bits now. All right, that's enough.
01:18:10Come on. Let's turn it on and get this melted.
01:18:14Bring those down with you.
01:18:16Hey, what if you have swallowed it?
01:18:18I told you so. I haven't swallowed it.
01:18:20You sure? Yeah. Come on.
01:18:22God, I'm so hungry.
01:18:24I'm not.
01:18:26Come on.
01:18:32This is going to take hours, isn't it?
01:18:34I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'm going to be late.
01:18:38I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'll be late.
01:18:54Chris? Hello, darling, it's me.
01:18:56I'm going to be a bit late. There's been an accident here at the baths.
01:18:58Oh, it's nothing serious.
01:19:00It's a burst pipe.
01:19:02Well, how do you expect me to feel?
01:19:04I'm furious.
01:19:06Because I live near here and the manager's away.
01:19:08What?
01:19:10Do I have to stay till they finish?
01:19:12Don't you believe me?
01:19:16Well, that's great, that's great.
01:19:18That's all I needed to hear.
01:19:20I expected a bit of sympathy, but...
01:19:22I'm ringing from the manager's office.
01:19:24You can ring me back and check if you don't believe me.
01:19:265-2... Yeah, you know the number.
01:19:28Right.
01:19:30I won't keep you late, I just might.
01:19:32He's fallen hard at work.
01:19:34You can hear, listen.
01:19:42Mike, what are you doing?
01:19:44I wasn't on the phone long.
01:19:46Couldn't you work without me?
01:19:48Mike, what is it? You ill?
01:19:50Oh, Mike, come on, let's get on with it.
01:19:52I know you're tired, but come on.
01:19:56Mike, what's the matter?
01:19:58What are you doing?
01:20:02Did you find it?
01:20:04Mike, did you find it?
01:20:06Where is it?
01:20:08Oh, Mike, come on, don't mess about.
01:20:10You've found it, haven't you? Where is it?
01:20:12Mike, where is it?
01:20:18Give it to me.
01:20:22Come on, give it to me.
01:20:24Where is it?
01:20:28Where is it?
01:20:32Don't swallow it. Give it to me.
01:20:34Give it to me now, Mike. Come on.
01:20:36Don't swallow...
01:20:58Give it to me.
01:21:28Give it to me.
01:21:58Give it to me.
01:22:28Give it to me.
01:22:52It's all right, Mike.
01:22:54It's all right.
01:22:58It's all right.
01:23:02Oh, Mummy.
01:23:08Chris?
01:23:10Hello, darling.
01:23:12Guess what? They've just finished.
01:23:14Yes, I won't be late.
01:23:16I've just got to get dressed now.
01:23:20I've got to put my coat on.
01:23:22Yeah. Me too.
01:23:24Very much.
01:23:56Sue, please. Please don't go, Sue.
01:24:00It's all right.
01:24:02Please, Sue, I just want to talk to you about it.
01:24:04No, Mike, I've got to go, honestly.
01:24:06Look, Sue, you can't just change like that
01:24:08after being like that
01:24:10and then just go like that.
01:24:12Mike, take it easy.
01:24:14Sue, please, just stay and talk to me about it.
01:24:16Mike?
01:24:28Mike, just leave it.
01:24:30I'm going home.
01:24:32Oh, stop going on about it, Mike.
01:24:34Mike!
01:24:36Let's go.
01:24:38Everything's going to get wet, Mike.
01:24:40Come on, let's get dressed and have a talk about it.
01:24:42You're bloody dying.
01:24:44I'm not going back to town.
01:24:46You're not having your time to stay here
01:24:48and explain to me.
01:24:50Just tell me what you're feeling, Sue.
01:24:52Sue, just...
01:24:56That's why I wanted to...
01:24:58Is it different with the teacher, Sue?
01:25:00What about...
01:25:02What about your feelings, Sue?
01:25:04Tell me, Sue.
01:25:06Give it to me.
01:25:08Give it back.
01:25:10Mike!
01:25:12Mike!
01:25:14Go, go, go!
01:25:16Go, go, go!
01:25:18Please!
01:25:42Please!
01:26:12Please!
01:26:42Please!
01:27:00Why are us dying tonight?
01:27:12Why are us dying tonight?