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00:00Good morning!
00:07Yeah, good morning.
00:13Nothing like some good solid sack time.
00:15She's not there.
00:17She's doing a wash.
00:19Oh, so, did you make it through the night?
00:21Yes, I'm proud to say I did.
00:24So you're still master of your domain.
00:26Yes, yes I am.
00:28Master of my domain.
00:30But I will tell you this.
00:32I am going over to her apartment,
00:34and I'm telling her to put those shades down.
00:36Wait, wait, wait. What did you just say?
00:38I can't take it anymore.
00:40She's driving me crazy. I can't sleep.
00:42I can't leave the house. When I'm here, I'm climbing the walls.
00:44Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin. I'm in this contest.
00:46Something's got to give.
00:51Do you hear what you're saying?
00:53Can you hear it?
00:54This is a beautiful woman walking around naked,
00:57and you want to tell her to stop?
00:59That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
01:01I mean, it's incomprehensible.
01:03I'm not going to let you do it.
01:04Well, I'm doing it. Get out of my way.
01:06You can't.
01:07This is something that comes about once in a lifetime.
01:09When we were boys looking through our bedroom windows,
01:12we would think,
01:13why can't there be a woman out there taking her clothes off?
01:15And now that wish has come true,
01:17and you want to throw it away?
01:19Look, I'm sorry.
01:21No, I'm not going to let you do it, Jim.
01:22Get out of my way.
01:23Don't do it. Don't do it. For my sake.
01:25God knows I don't ask you for much.
01:27Now, come on. Please, Jerry. I'm begging you. Please.
01:30Come on. Please.
01:36All right.
01:37Yes.
01:39Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:43She's not there.
01:44Oh, I can wait.
01:50The nurse was giving her a sponge bath?
01:53Every night at 6.30.
01:56The nurse was gorgeous.
01:58Then I got a look at the patient.
02:01I was going nuts.
02:04I guess you'll be going back to that hospital.
02:06Oh, my mother, Jerry.
02:10But are you still master of your domain?
02:13I am king of the county.
02:16You?
02:17Lord of the manor.
02:20John F. Kennedy, Jr.
02:25What?
02:27He was in my arabics class.
02:30Really? Did you talk to him?
02:32No. You don't understand.
02:34He was working out in front of me.
02:37So, listen, after the class was over,
02:39I timed my walk to the door so we'd get there at the exact same moment.
02:42And he says to me, quite a workout.
02:45Quite a workout?
02:47What did you say?
02:48I said, yeah.
02:50Good one.
02:52So, listen, listen.
02:53So, then I showered and I dressed.
02:55And I saw him again on the way out.
02:57So, we're walking and talking,
02:59and he asked me my name.
03:01And I think I said Elaine, but I mean, who the hell knows?
03:05And so then he says to me,
03:07do you want to split a cab uptown?
03:12And I said, sure, even though I was going downtown.
03:16So, we get in the cab,
03:18and I mean, I have no idea where I'm going, right?
03:21But this is John F. Kennedy, Jr. we're talking about.
03:24So, then he says to me, where do you live?
03:26And I was close to your block, so I said your building.
03:29So, he dropped me off in front.
03:31And then I had to take a cab all the way downtown to my house.
03:36Oh, God.
03:37The question is,
03:39are you still master of your domain?
03:43I'm queen of the castle.
03:50You're back.
03:52Of course I'm back.
03:54Why wouldn't I be back?
03:56My mother's in the hospital.
03:57I'm going to pay her a visit.
03:59I know, but two days in a row?
04:01You didn't have to do this.
04:03You're my mother.
04:05What wouldn't I do for you?
04:07You know what you could do?
04:09I haven't eaten lunch or dinner.
04:11I can't eat this hospital food.
04:13Maybe you could run down to the deli and get me a sandwich.
04:17You got it, Ma.
04:19A little later.
04:23Could you go now, Georgie?
04:25I'm very hungry. I'm weak.
04:27Well, wait a little while, Ma. Watch the difference.
04:29I don't understand why you can't do this for me.
04:32I just got here, Ma.
04:34I'd like to spend a little time with you.
04:36But if you wait, they won't let you back in.
04:38Visiting hours are almost over.
04:40Ten minutes.
04:42Here, here. Have some Tic Tacs.
04:46Get the hell out of here.
04:48I'm sorry you came.
04:506.30. Time for your bath.
04:56George.
04:58I'm hungry.
05:01Hang on, Ma. Hang on.
05:05George.
05:086.30.
05:10Could you stop the counting?
05:15What?
05:17Can I make it up to you?
05:19I'll give you 50 bucks for the jug.
05:21Oh, yeah, sure. Keep your money.
05:23Well, then I'm not going to go to the game either.
05:25Okay? I'll give him both tickets.
05:27Oh, gee. Go, go.
05:34I know. I don't want to go.
05:36Are you really crying?
05:38I had to give him a tissue.
05:40In fact, let me call his machine now,
05:42and I'll just make up some excuse
05:44why I can't go to the game either.
05:46Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
05:48As long as you're going to lie to the guy,
05:50why don't you tell him that you lost both of the tickets?
05:52Then we can go.
05:54George, the man wept.
05:56Oh, hey, guys.
05:58Man, I'm telling you,
06:00this pizza idea is really going to happen.
06:03This is the thing where you go,
06:05and you have to make your own pizza?
06:07Yeah. We give you the dough.
06:09You smash it, you pound it,
06:11you fling it up in the air,
06:13and then you get to put your sauce,
06:15and you get to sprinkle your cheese,
06:17and then you slide it into the oven.
06:19You know, you have to know how to do that.
06:21You can't have people shoving their arms
06:23into a 600-degree oven.
06:25It's all supervised.
06:27Oh, well.
06:29You want to invest?
06:32You know, look, I'm telling you,
06:34people, they really want to make their own pizza pie.
06:36I have to say something.
06:38With all due respect,
06:40I just never...
06:42I can't imagine anyone in any walk of life
06:44under any circumstance
06:46wanting to make their own pizza pie.
06:48But that's me.
06:50Okay. That's you.
06:52I'm just saying, all right?
06:54I just wanted to check with you guys.
06:56This business is going to be big.
06:58I just want to...
07:01One day, you'll beg me
07:03to make your own pie.
07:11Hi, Joel. This is Jerry.
07:13I hope you get this before you...
07:15Oh, hi, Joel. Oh, you just came in.
07:17Listen, uh,
07:19I can't make it to the game tonight.
07:21I, uh, have to tutor my nephew.
07:24Uh, yeah, he's got an exam tomorrow.
07:27Geometry.
07:29You know, trapezoid, rhombus.
07:31Anyway, listen, you take the tickets.
07:33They're at the will-call window.
07:35And, uh, I'm really sorry.
07:37Have a good time. We'll talk next week, okay?
07:39Yeah. Yeah, it's...
07:41I don't... Fine.
07:43Fine. Fine.
07:47Trapezoid?
07:49I know. I'm really running out of excuses with this guy.
07:51I need some kind of excuse rolodex.
07:59Come on, let's go do something.
08:01I don't want to just sit around here. Okay.
08:03Want to go get something to eat? Where do you want to go?
08:05I don't care. I'm not hungry.
08:09We go to one of those, uh, cappuccino places.
08:11They let you just sit there.
08:13What are we gonna do there? Talk?
08:15We can talk.
08:17I'll go if I don't have to talk.
08:21Well, just sit there.
08:23Okay. I gotta check my machine first.
08:29Picking someone up at airport.
08:31Jury duty. Waiting for cable.
08:33Okay, just hand that over, please.
08:35Oh, what is this?
08:37It's a list of excuses.
08:39It's for that guy Hornick.
08:41He's at the game tonight with my tickets.
08:43I have that list now,
08:45so in case he calls, I just consult it,
08:47and I don't have to see him.
08:51I need it.
08:55What are you doing? I got some for you.
08:57Oh, I don't need any more.
08:59No, no, no, no. These are good.
09:01Listen, listen. You ran out of underwear.
09:03You can't leave the house.
09:05Very fun.
09:07How about you've been diagnosed
09:09as a multiple personality.
09:11You're not even you.
09:13You're Dan.
09:15I'm Dan.
09:17Can I have my list back, please?
09:19Here. Here.
09:21Jerry Seinfeld,
09:23I cannot believe you're a doing.
09:25This is absolutely infantile.
09:29What can I do?
09:31Deal with it. Be a man.
09:33Oh, no.
09:37No, that's impossible.
09:39I'd rather lie to him for the rest of my life
09:41than go through that again.
09:43He was crying. Tears.
09:45Accompanied by mucus.
09:49You made a man cry?
09:51I never made a man cry.
09:53I kicked a guy in the groin once,
09:55and he didn't cry.
09:57I got the cab.
10:01Couple of tough monkeys.