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00:00Can I please take $10 out of my account? I want to buy a coffee and I know someone's specials order.
00:04Um, sure. Let me see.
00:06Ooh. Cash, you're broke.
00:08What do you mean I'm broke? I should have $10.
00:10No, it was withdrawn yesterday.
00:12What? I wasn't even here yesterday.
00:14Well, I can't do anything.
00:15Do you remember me being here? Check the security cameras.
00:18Uh, I don't get paid enough for that.
00:19What?
00:20Who's behind you?
00:20What do you mean who's behind me? What are you talking about? There's no one here.
00:22I saw ghost orbs.
00:23What? Maybe a ghost took the money from my account.
00:26Oh, maybe. And if that's the case, you're still broke.
00:28Are you serious? Can you check again? Maybe you checked the wrong account.
00:31Let me check one more time.
00:32Yeah, you're still a brokey.
00:33What?
00:34This is unfortunate, Cash.
00:35Since when would the banker call me a brokey?
00:37I swear I had a lot of money in there. Oh, I saw something.
00:40What did I see?
00:41What was it?
00:43Just go into the bank.
00:44Mia, I've been seeing some crazy stuff.
00:46What have you been seeing?
00:47I don't know. Me and the banker thought there was a ghost in there.
00:49But you know all my money in my account's gone.
00:51Do you have anything to do with this?
00:52No.
00:53Are you sure?
00:53Maybe.
00:54Well, just so you know, I was gonna surprise you with a coffee that you like
00:56because I was gonna take out $10 and now I can't.
00:58I ruined my own surprise?
01:00Yeah, kind of. But there's a bigger problem.
01:02I have no money. Check your account.
01:04I mean, I'm pretty sure I have none either.
01:05That's why I took your last $10.
01:06Hello, service.
01:08Hello.
01:09Can I get $10 for my account, please?
01:11Let me see.
01:12Oh, you also don't have $10 in your account.
01:15What?
01:16Yeah.
01:16Hold on. I need to call Nico and Shady.
01:18Rich dude, you guys step aside.
01:20May I see my bank account, please?
01:22Oh, okay.
01:22Oh, a solid $10. Look at that.
01:25Yeah, what about my business account?
01:27You don't have your business account in this bank.
01:29So you're gonna have to ask that bank.
01:31That bank?
01:32Nah, Nico. Don't tell me you went to the local one down the street.
01:35Nah, bro. The hobo said he would keep our money safe.
01:38Okay, wait. Hold on. Shady's kind of dripped out right now.
01:42Yeah, I'd like to take a million out.
01:44Yo, why is your head turned to the side?
01:46Yeah, bro. Is your neck okay? I think you slept wrong.
01:49Oh.
01:49Wow.
01:50Okay, that was kind of nonchalant.
01:51How much money he got though?
01:52I'll take out a million.
01:53From whose account?
01:54I got it.
01:54Shadington Johnson III.
01:56That's not my full name.
01:57It should just be Shady space nonchalant.
01:59That is not his name.
02:00Okay, let me see.
02:01Oh, it's right here.
02:02Yeah, yeah.
02:03It looks like a million was withdrawn yesterday.
02:05That's cool. That's cool.
02:06Yeah, I'll have another million there tomorrow.
02:08Hey, what's going on?
02:09Shady, did you not hear what she just said to you, dude?
02:12Ow, ouch.
02:12Let me give you a little noogie.
02:13You had a milli taken out of your account yesterday.
02:16Was that even you?
02:16Yeah, that was probably one of my boot things.
02:18You know what I'm saying? I like to spoil them.
02:19No, no, that's not okay.
02:21What's so funny? You kind of jealous, Mia?
02:22You jealous you ain't got no boot thing?
02:24No, stop it.
02:25You old sappy unk.
02:27Okay, Shady switched up ever since he got dripped out.
02:29Yeah, yeah, that's right.
02:30What's your name again in the blue?
02:31Oh, nah.
02:32Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
02:34What was your name again, buddy?
02:35Yo, two can play that game.
02:36Oh, hey, Zoe.
02:37I came from the ceiling.
02:38Oh, yeah, I saw that.
02:39All of us are missing money from our account,
02:41and I want to see if you have the same problem.
02:42She's on break.
02:43It's okay. I know how to use this thing.
02:45How do you know how to use the bank computers?
02:46I don't know if this is allowed.
02:47The cameras might catch us.
02:48Zoe, that's malware.
02:49Don't download that.
02:50Download.
02:51All right, we should probably leave.
02:53Just tell me how much money you have in there.
02:54Oh, I got a dollar.
02:56One dollar?
02:56Yeah, one dollar.
02:57Don't you literally run a business?
02:59Shouldn't you have more in there?
03:00It's in my business account.
03:01Yeah, you said that PJ landing win?
03:02Yeah, bet, bet, bet.
03:04What in the world?
03:05You got the Escalade picking us up as well?
03:07All right, bet, that's cool, that's cool.
03:08So you got that...
03:09Hey, buddy, I'm on the phone.
03:10Guys, you realize neither of you have any money
03:12in your account to even buy a PJ or an Escalade?
03:14Well, that's why I'm starting a new business.
03:16Yeah, why are you wearing that?
03:17If you need home improvement, call me.
03:19Okay.
03:20What are you going to name it or something?
03:21Actually, I kind of was looking for something.
03:23Do you mind working on my mansion down the street?
03:25Yeah, for a million dollars.
03:27Yeah, I'll give you some chump change.
03:28How about that?
03:29Okay, okay, guys, I'm just going to say it.
03:30There's a singing competition.
03:31I want to do it.
03:32A singing competition?
03:33Not exactly singing.
03:34It's a talent show, but I'm going to sing.
03:37Oh.
03:37I wasn't made for hard labor.
03:38I was made to sing.
03:39Oh, no.
03:41Is there prize money involved?
03:42Because if not, then I'm not joining.
03:44One hundred thousand.
03:46A hundred thousand?
03:47And I was made to just be a little house cat.
03:49Yes.
03:50Well, I guess that's a pretty cool talent, actually.
03:52How did he do that?
03:53If there's $100,000 to be won here,
03:55then that means I could get my bank account numbers back up.
03:57I have no idea how it's even down at zero in the first place.
03:59That was my bad, but I'll pay you back if I win.
04:02No, Mia, $10 was not all I had.
04:04I swear I had way more.
04:05And for some reason, it was all withdrawn yesterday.
04:08Nah, broscoping.
04:09Mia, you don't have any money either.
04:10Yes, I do!
04:11No, you don't.
04:12I'm broke right now.
04:13So, Mia, this is the talent show building?
04:14I think so.
04:15That's where my pocket watch says.
04:17But this place looks blind.
04:18It looks like it was built a hundred years ago.
04:20My phone doesn't work here.
04:21How do we sign up?
04:22Sign ups are right over here.
04:24Oh, cool.
04:24Let me do it.
04:25Let me do it.
04:25Okay, I don't deal with brats like you,
04:27so please get to the back of the line right now.
04:30Nah!
04:31This is serious business,
04:33and if you want to enter the competition,
04:34you need to be orderly.
04:36Well, me, sir, I'm very orderly,
04:37so I would like to sign up.
04:39Okay, you do seem pretty orderly.
04:40Please write your name, your phone number,
04:42and your email address,
04:43and we'll contact you if you're accepted.
04:45Okay.
04:45Nah, you have to get accepted into this.
04:47I want to sign up.
04:48Oh, you're Cash, aren't you?
04:50Yeah.
04:50Huh?
04:50I think you've already been signed up,
04:52so you're good.
04:52You're already in the talent show.
04:54What? I got accepted!
04:55Holy bias, Loki.
04:56What about me, bro?
04:57No, get to the back of the line.
04:59Oh, Luna's here.
05:00I'm here to sign up, you know.
05:02Of course, Luna.
05:02Well, don't worry.
05:03We already got you all signed up,
05:04and you're good to go.
05:05Oh, yeah!
05:06Let's go!
05:07Oh, guys, she also already is in.
05:09She knows I is!
05:10The rest of you losers can write your name
05:12and phone number down here.
05:14I'll contact you.
05:14I don't know who that is, Mia.
05:16That's Luna Star.
05:17Is she, like, famous or something?
05:18Who's Luna Star?
05:19She's only the most famous pop star of all time!
05:22No, don't tell me she's a singer.
05:23Yes, she is!
05:24She's so good.
05:25That's not a good thing.
05:26If we're entering a singing competition
05:27that she's competing in,
05:28how are we supposed to win that 100k?
05:30She's gonna take the money!
05:31Exactly.
05:31Who's that nonchalant handsome guy
05:33at the sign over there?
05:36I don't know.
05:37Wait, it's Nico!
05:38Isn't Luna Star the one that sings, uh...
05:40Call Me Maybe.
05:41That's Carly Rae Jepsen.
05:42Oh.
05:42No, Luna wrote the song.
05:43You see, you don't know the lore.
05:45Oh, no.
05:46Of course I would know the lore
05:47because I'm good with girls.
05:48Hey, if you guys are gonna just sit here and talk,
05:51can you maybe get out of my ear?
05:53Ow! Okay, geez!
05:54Yeah, leave.
05:55I guess I'll go up to Nico now.
05:56I really didn't want to.
05:57You know, when Luna Star passed me,
05:59I think she felt my radiating aura.
06:00Wait, yeah, she was staring at you
06:02like she wanted you, Loki.
06:03What do you think about that, Zoe?
06:05Do not hype him up, bro.
06:06Nico, it could have just been your smell.
06:08I felt her eye retinas on me.
06:10No, you didn't.
06:10Sit over there.
06:11Ooh, someone's jealous.
06:13No, I'm not!
06:14Oh, my gosh, she's right there.
06:15She's right there.
06:16Okay, lock in.
06:16Hey, Luna.
06:17Huh? Did someone say my name?
06:18Yeah, can I ask you a question?
06:20Oh, yeah, what's up?
06:21Well, I saw you come into the talent show thing earlier
06:23and they said you already signed up.
06:24Are you gonna be singing in that?
06:25Oh, of course I'm gonna be singing.
06:27I'm a singer after all.
06:28Okay, well, I hope you don't hate me,
06:30but I'm kinda your competition.
06:31Hold on.
06:32My friend just came over and sat here.
06:33Nico, you good?
06:34Who is this guy? He's handsome.
06:35Oh, he's so nonchalant.
06:37Wait.
06:38Okay.
06:38This guy still sleeps with a blankie, by the way.
06:40Oh, no.
06:40Okay, I'll go to the other guy.
06:42You wanna invest in my business?
06:43Oh, my goodness.
06:44He's also your competition.
06:46Actually, all of us are entering this talent show.
06:48I'm not worried about that guy.
06:49I'm kinda worried about you, though, Cash.
06:51You look pretty talented.
06:52Well, that's a compliment.
06:53I'm actually pretty good at singing.
06:54Oh, yeah, well, can he do this?
06:56I don't know if that's a talent.
06:58I think you should use the house cat talent more.
07:00PJ's calling.
07:01Yeah, yeah, have that thing landing soon.
07:03Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
07:03Yeah, deposit like a million dollars in my account.
07:05Yeah, yeah, that's cool, yeah.
07:06Does this guy know what he's talking about?
07:08I don't know.
07:09We're just entering this talent show
07:10so that we can get some money in our accounts
07:12because we all are at zero, basically.
07:14Oh, I see.
07:14Well, if you ever need some help, let me know.
07:17Okay.
07:17If he needs help, me and Cash will enter together
07:19because I'm really good at singing.
07:21No, I don't mind helping Cash out.
07:23He looks pretty talented.
07:25He is, he's talented.
07:26Oh, yeah, and I can't...
07:27Move over, please.
07:28How dare you?
07:28Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
07:31Wait, who is that?
07:31Luna Star.
07:32Please take a picture with me.
07:33Of course.
07:33Oh, my goodness.
07:34Yo, she is famous.
07:35Shady, stop moonwalking.
07:36You're ruining the moment.
07:38Sorry.
07:38You're ruining the moment.
07:39They're taking a selfie.
07:40Look.
07:41Okay, um, no, I gotta go.
07:42So you have fun.
07:43Please don't follow me.
07:45Can I please smell your hair before you go?
07:46Oh, no, no, no, no.
07:47Do you have a lot of fans come up to you like that?
07:49Yeah, a lot of them come up to me.
07:51I can't even walk around without someone
07:52holding a camera in front of me.
07:54Oh, nah, no offense or anything.
07:56I didn't even know who you were until today.
07:57Mia was the one that told me about you.
07:59Yeah, because I'm super nice
08:00and like one of his best friends.
08:01Was she like a fangirl or something?
08:03No.
08:03I just know you're really good.
08:04Oh, I appreciate it, girly paw.
08:06Well, we're gonna see you later.
08:08We gotta actually do some workouts
08:10before the talent show tomorrow.
08:12We'll be back.
08:13It was nice to meet you, Luna Star.
08:14Yo, get up.
08:15Nice to meet you.
08:16Yeah, we got places to be, you know.
08:17I need to leave.
08:18How is he moving like that?
08:19I have no idea.
08:20I can do sit-ups while walking, guys.
08:21Yeah, I'm pretty cool.
08:22Okay, okay, game plan time.
08:24If we're versing a famous singer in a talent show,
08:26we need to think of something incredible
08:28if we're gonna win against her.
08:29Wait, I have an idea.
08:30What?
08:31What if we all harmonize together?
08:33Use our voices.
08:34That's a terrible idea.
08:35I think I know a good song we can practice with.
08:37Let's sing like Justin Bieber or something.
08:38Okay.
08:39All right, let's do Sorry.
08:40One and two and
08:41Is it too late now to say so?
08:43No, I don't know the lyrics.
08:45I think we should all do a different talent
08:47so that we have the best chance of winning.
08:49I'm gonna do a breakdance.
08:50I can beatbox.
08:51I think you should stick to singing for sure, Mia.
08:53Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.
08:56But I'm not gonna lie, singing against her
08:58is gonna be really hard.
08:58Maybe we could duo.
08:59What, you and me?
09:00Are you serious?
09:01Yeah, for sure.
09:01We could sing like a band song.
09:03Y'all trying to get a trio in there?
09:04Make that a quadro.
09:05Make that whatever the number is.
09:07Okay, now we're just back to a group.
09:09I don't think this is gonna work.
09:11I think the best thing here is probably just to wing it
09:13and see if we win.
09:14Why are you walking away?
09:15Yo, bro, I'm going on my own.
09:16Y'all wanna compete with me?
09:18Yeah, I guess so.
09:18Wait, hold on, hold on.
09:19I need to plead with him.
09:20Please be in our group.
09:24Oh, nah.
09:26Okay, I'm leaving here.
09:27This is not very organized.
09:28Yeah, I wonder whose fault that is, Nico.
09:31All right, Mia.
09:31We need a...
09:32Okay, really?
09:32You all followed me here?
09:33Guys, please let me duo with him.
09:35Please.
09:35What?
09:36I wanna duo with you, Mia.
09:37Listen, if me and Cash duo, we would be like the best.
09:40You know what I'm saying?
09:41No, I feel like we could duo too, Mia.
09:43I think we're gonna have too many problems
09:44trying to figure out who our partner is.
09:46So I think I'm probably just gonna sing solo.
09:48No, no, no!
09:49You ruined it!
09:50Oh, geez.
09:51I think Mia's mad at Zoe.
09:52I gotta get out of here.
09:53And I actually have an idea.
09:55I could probably convince the pop singer.
09:56Okay, this is totally Luna's jet.
09:59This thing looks bougie.
10:00And there's somebody at the front.
10:01I'm gonna ask if I can go in.
10:02Excuse me, is Luna Star in this plane?
10:05Yes, she is.
10:05Why are you asking?
10:06I'm actually working together with her in a talent show.
10:09Yeah.
10:09And I need to speak with her before tomorrow.
10:11She has not mentioned any duos.
10:13Okay, well, maybe you could just bring her out here
10:15and she'll approve me.
10:16I can ask her.
10:17What's your name?
10:18Cash.
10:18Okay, I'll ask her one second.
10:19Oh, please.
10:20She seemed really nice.
10:21At least maybe she'll let me in the plane.
10:22I gotta figure out if I can actually work with her or something.
10:25She says she knows of you,
10:27but just be cautious in there.
10:28Don't try anything.
10:29I will not.
10:30Trust me.
10:31I'll give you everything I got.
10:32Here you go.
10:32Luna, I'm so glad you let me in here.
10:34Oh, Cash, there you are.
10:36Wait, bodyguards, you can move.
10:37Yo, bro, back up, bro.
10:39You have two bodyguards?
10:40Jeez.
10:41Look, those bodyguards are kind of awesome.
10:42I just wanted to ask you a question real quick,
10:44you know, before tomorrow.
10:45Oh, yeah, what's up?
10:46Well, you said that I was a really good singer
10:48and that you were confident in me
10:49and I was wondering if we could sing together.
10:51Oh, like a duo?
10:52Yes, but just don't tell my friends
10:53because they'll be mad.
10:54I'm really trying to win this money.
10:55Okay, I'll let you duo with me,
10:57but the thing is,
10:57I gotta make sure you're worthy to duo with me.
10:59You feel me?
11:00Yeah, I could do that.
11:01What do you need me to prove?
11:02Let me think, let me think.
11:04How about you find like the best restaurant?
11:05I'm kind of hungry.
11:06What does that have to do with singing?
11:07Yeah, I could do that.
11:08Oh, and we're going together.
11:09Like, you know, a five-star restaurant.
11:11So a reservation for two?
11:12Yeah, exactly.
11:13I guess I could do that.
11:14Almost like a date.
11:15What about your bodyguards?
11:16Would they not want to come with us?
11:17They could just stand outside.
11:18Okay.
11:19But I will be bringing them.
11:20Come on.
11:23How did LeBron James get in here?
11:25Y'all got room for one more?
11:26Can he come to the dinner?
11:27No.
11:27Oh, sorry, LeBron.
11:28Oh, all right.
11:29Can I please book a reservation here for tonight?
11:31I really like this restaurant.
11:32It'll look good for Luna.
11:34Oh, Christ, no.
11:35Why not?
11:36You are despicable.
11:37Okay, but you realize I'm going with Luna Star?
11:40She's famous.
11:40You said Luna Star.
11:42Where is she?
11:42I don't see her.
11:43Well, she'll be here tonight.
11:44I just need to book the reservation for her.
11:46Well, she can make a reservation, but not you.
11:48Wait, what?
11:49I can't go with her?
11:49No, only she can come in.
11:51Sorry, buddy.
11:51So you're saying that she can only make a reservation for one?
11:54No plus ones allowed?
11:54What kind of restaurant is this?
11:56A fancy restaurant, and you are just kind of a nobody and dressed like a measle.
12:00Yeah, whatever.
12:01Okay, it's not going to work anyways.
12:02Luna wants to have dinner with me.
12:04Are you jealous?
12:05Like I believe that.
12:06Oh, yeah.
12:06Oh, hey, Luna.
12:07Oh, hey, Cash.
12:08Oh, hey, sorry.
12:09I was just talking to the server for a restaurant reservation.
12:12He was rejecting me.
12:13Hey, hey, Luna.
12:14Hey, how's it going?
12:15We would love to have you here for dinner.
12:17For two, right?
12:17It's not with this red boy, right?
12:19No, it is with the red boy.
12:20What if you just came in instead of him, you know, just by itself?
12:23Do you have an issue with my man?
12:25Yeah, that's right.
12:26Yeah, Luna is protecting me.
12:27Did you say your man?
12:28Um...
12:29Yeah, do you want to have problems with me, buddy?
12:31Wait, man?
12:31You are more than welcome to come in.
12:33Yes, both of you.
12:34Yes.
12:34You know what?
12:34Actually, you're being disrespectful.
12:36I'm just going to go home and eat.
12:37Wait, no, we would love to have you here, please.
12:38And I'm posting this on social media.
12:40You are done.
12:41Please, please.
12:42Luna, what are you doing?
12:43You're going to make him cry.
12:44Well, he's already crying and he disrespected you.
12:46I don't mess with that.
12:47I guess that's true.
12:48But we just got the reservation and now we're canceling it.
12:51Yeah, it's fine.
12:51I have better food at my house.
12:53Really?
12:53Yeah, of course.
12:54I got like a five-star chef.
12:55Oh, thank goodness.
12:56I was so stressed.
12:57I wasn't going to get a spot for us to eat.
12:59It was already nighttime and I was worried.
13:01Oh, you're adorable.
13:02Don't worry.
13:03I got it all handled.
13:04Oh, thanks.
13:04My mom thinks I'm adorable too.
13:06So where's your house?
13:06Oh, okay.
13:07Um, this way.
13:08Bodyguard, bring him home.
13:09All right, Beth.
13:09Okay.
13:10Whoa, you got a nice house.
13:12Holy smokes.
13:13It's okay.
13:14It's just like one of my five mansions.
13:16Five?
13:16This place is ginormous.
13:17Really?
13:18This is actually the small one.
13:19Oh my goodness.
13:21Well, can I go inside if I may?
13:22Oh, of course you can.
13:24Anything for you.
13:25Oh, I'll get ready for dinner soon, but I got to check this place out first.
13:28I can't believe she's this rich.
13:29I have zero dollars in my bank.
13:31I am not going to get anywhere near this kind of bouge.
13:33I don't like this, but actually I really do.
13:35She literally got double staircases and a fountain.
13:37So Luna, where are we eating?
13:38I can't really find your dining room because this place is ginormous.
13:41Oh, follow me.
13:42I'll show you.
13:42Okay.
13:43These chairs are literally bigger than me.
13:45Holy smokes.
13:46Yeah, they're massaging chairs too.
13:48What?
13:48Yeah, you just got to press the button.
13:50This feels really good, Luna, but I feel like it's a little too strong.
13:54I don't know.
13:56What?
13:56It's amazing.
13:57I love this.
13:58It's so luxurious.
13:59I'm turning it off.
14:00I think I'm going to throw up.
14:01So where's the food at?
14:02How long does that take to come out?
14:04Probably like 10 minutes.
14:05My chef is pretty quick.
14:06Oh, sounds good.
14:07So what do we do for now?
14:08Do we just talk?
14:08Maybe we can plan tomorrow's talent show if you still want to be my partner.
14:12Well, actually, I want to know some things about you, you know, like your hobbies, your favorite food.
14:16Well, usually I like going to the gym.
14:18Yeah, and working out, pumping iron and stuff.
14:20And also I like working on my car in my garage.
14:24Oh, what kind of car?
14:25Uh, yeah.
14:25Okay, Luna, I got to be honest.
14:26I'm lying.
14:27I don't do any of that.
14:28I kind of just lay around in bed all day.
14:29I was just trying to impress you.
14:30Oh, I see.
14:31Well, I like laying down in bed all the time too.
14:34I'm pretty lazy.
14:34Really?
14:35How could you be lazy when you're that famous though?
14:37Well, I'm pretty much just working on my songs from nine to five and then I just sleep.
14:41Luna!
14:43I'm your biggest fan.
14:44I'm your biggest fan.
14:46You have fans coming outside your house?
14:49Yeah, they're a little obsessive.
14:50Bodyguard, take him out.
14:51Take him out.
14:52This is a huge invasion of privacy.
14:54We do not appreciate that.
14:55I want in.
14:56I want in.
14:56I want in.
14:56I want in.
14:57Move to the side.
14:57Cash, move to the side.
14:58Okay, sorry.
14:59You can't have them get a picture of you.
15:01Oh, you're right.
15:02The rumors would go crazy.
15:04Rumors?
15:04Of what?
15:05You know, like us being a thing.
15:06I mean, unless you want to be a thing, unless you don't want to.
15:08But if you want to, then I don't want to mind, you know?
15:11Being a thing?
15:12Like being singing partners?
15:13Uh, sure.
15:14Yeah, for life.
15:15Oh, yeah.
15:15I don't mind if people know that.
15:16Okay, cool.
15:17So for our song tomorrow, I was thinking we could sing like, you know, a band song.
15:21And then maybe I could take the lead.
15:22Oh, so you want to be the leader?
15:24Well, yeah, I'm just really trying to win.
15:25I'm sorry.
15:26You know what?
15:26Sure.
15:27You could be the leader, potentially, if you prove your worth.
15:31Okay.
15:31We'll worry about it tomorrow.
15:32Let's just enjoy the night, okay?
15:34Okay.
15:34I still need to get my food, though.
15:35Oh, the server's right here.
15:36I'll bring it to your room.
15:37Don't worry.
15:38Okay, that's kind of boosh.
15:39Okay, and here's our room.
15:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:41Our room?
15:42Yeah, we're gonna be sharing a room, obviously.
15:44Wait, what?
15:45Are you not picking up on the hints that I'm dropping down?
15:47I feel like I'm being very obvious with you.
15:49Very obvious about what?
15:50Don't you have, like, eight million rooms in this house?
15:52Yeah, we're gonna share a room.
15:54Uh, well, Luna, I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.
15:56What?
15:57Come on.
15:58I've had a crush on you for, like, the first 24 hours of meeting you,
16:01and you're not picking up on it.
16:02So I'm just gonna say it.
16:03I like you, okay?
16:03Do you like me?
16:04Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
16:07Well, um, well, I'm kind of talking to some—
16:09No, no, no.
16:09I don't want to hear about the past.
16:10I want to hear about us right now.
16:12Hold on.
16:12I need to talk to myself.
16:13If I say no, she's not gonna be my singing partner anymore.
16:16But if I say yes, then I'm just gonna be lying to her.
16:18I don't like her.
16:18I like somebody else.
16:19How do I do this?
16:20I gotta think.
16:20Ahem!
16:21I don't like whenever people waste my time!
16:23Okay, well, Luna, I'm sorry.
16:25I just have to be true to myself, and I don't feel like I can lie to you.
16:28But I don't like you back, and I hope that doesn't disappoint you.
16:30So you've led me on for the past 24 hours?
16:32I didn't mean to!
16:33I had no idea you liked me.
16:35Wow, just wow.
16:36You know what?
16:36I don't want to be your partner anymore.
16:38Are you serious?
16:42Oh my goodness.
16:46Okay, well, I'm sorry!
16:47I'm sorry!
16:48Fine, I'm leaving.
16:50Well, that went horribly.
16:51I didn't realize she had a crush on me the entire time, and now I don't have a singing partner.
16:54And the talent show's literally tomorrow.
16:56I guess I just have to go back to my hotel and rest.
16:58I'm gonna have to do this whole thing alone from now on.
17:00Who is that?
17:03Dude, if you're looking for Luna, she's not gonna mess with you.
17:05Trust me.
17:06She doesn't like people coming to her house.
17:07You don't know the lore, dude.
17:09I'm guessing you were just one of her other flings.
17:11That's not even true.
17:11Okay, you know, whatever.
17:13I don't know who Ryder Quinn is, but I'm guessing he is a part of her lore.
17:16Ah, this is gonna be horrible.
17:17Ah, I'm so nervous.
17:18This is gonna be so bad.
17:20I don't even know what I'm gonna do for this talent.
17:21And I'm so ready!
17:22I'm gonna get the perfect scores all around!
17:25Oh no, all my friends are looking good.
17:26Maybe if they win the competition, at least they can share some of the money with me.
17:30Oh jeez.
17:30Are you guys ready to go out?
17:32Of course I am!
17:32The stage is gonna be scary.
17:34I'm not gonna know what to do.
17:35Yeah, I haven't really thought of a talent myself.
17:37I was just gonna wing it.
17:38I'm gonna do a little dance.
17:39Oh nah.
17:40And to start off the talent show, we're gonna have all the people come out.
17:44Yo, we gotta go.
17:44Oh no!
17:45We need to go walk out on stage.
17:47Yo, why is he still here?
17:48Is this where the stage is?
17:50Oh gosh.
17:50I see one peeking around the corner.
17:52Come on out.
17:53Um, okay.
17:54Wow, we've got some great contestants here.
17:56Please form an orderly line and we'll get started with your talents.
17:59Okay!
17:59Oh jeez, I need to think about what I'm gonna do.
18:01I have a list of who's gonna go first.
18:03It's gonna be Nico.
18:04So make sure he's at the front of the line.
18:06Everybody will be judging you based on your talent.
18:08Hello world!
18:09Uh, can I start?
18:10Yeah, start.
18:11What's your talent?
18:11As you may know.
18:12All right, 10 seconds left.
18:13What's your talent?
18:14I got God Bridge.
18:15God Bridge?
18:16Oh!
18:18Yo, he kinda hit that though.
18:19Yo, what's good?
18:21Wow, well that was impressive.
18:22Thanks for showing us your talent.
18:24You can go backstage now and we'll give the ratings at the end.
18:27Sorry, I kinda griefed it.
18:28Oh nah.
18:29That's okay.
18:29Next up is going to be Zoe.
18:31Please come up and show your talent.
18:32So my talent is I'm gonna do a little dance.
18:36All right, next.
18:37You can go backstage.
18:38This guy hates me, bro.
18:39Yeah, these judges are cruel.
18:41I don't like this.
18:42Okay, next up is Shady.
18:44Do we have a Shady here?
18:45I don't think he showed up, but we have a Ryder Quinn.
18:48No, Ryder Quinn is not supposed to-
18:49Why is he here?
18:50I don't know.
18:51He showed up backstage.
18:52Um, I signed up, remember?
18:53Yeah, and we rejected you, dude.
18:55Well, I'm here to prove myself.
18:56I know I can do it.
18:57Luna said she didn't want you here, but you know what?
18:59I guess you can come up.
19:00What's your talent?
19:01I think I can win over her heart with my singing.
19:03Then do it.
19:04This is a song that I wrote from the heart, okay?
19:06You have 10 seconds.
19:07If you ever leave me, baby.
19:10Oh my gosh.
19:12Leave a pickaxe at my door.
19:14I told you guys I did not want him here.
19:17Why is my ex here?
19:19Well, Luna, he honestly just came in and we did not accept his application, okay?
19:24You guys are like fired or something after the show.
19:27Oh my gosh.
19:28Luna, please take me back.
19:30No, I told you we're over.
19:32Oh gosh, fine.
19:33Nah, what just happened to him?
19:35Well, Luna, since you're here, you might as well show your talent next.
19:38You know what?
19:39I want to see Cash's first, actually.
19:41Yeah, whatever.
19:42Fine, I'll show my talent.
19:43Yeah, my little ex-situation ship.
19:45Go over there.
19:46Oh, geez.
19:46All right, Cash, show us what you got.
19:48Okay, I don't have anything prepared.
19:50You have 10 seconds, buddy.
19:52Okay, I'm gonna sing Sherloin.
19:53Come on, hurry up.
19:54I don't practice Santeria.
19:56I ain't got no crystal ball.
19:57That's horrible.
19:58Stop singing.
19:59Please get off the stage.
20:00We've had enough.
20:00But I can keep going, I swear.
20:02We've heard enough singing.
20:03Thank you very much.
20:04Oh, geez.
20:04Why did the judge just message me saying, girl, give up?
20:07Are you serious?
20:08He's here.
20:09What?
20:09Oh no.
20:10Our winner is here.
20:11Hey, hey, hey.
20:13What's up, talent show bros?
20:15Oh, there's Shady.
20:17You know, he's a little late, but we'll let him go.
20:19Let me show you guys a real talent show, all right?
20:21Dang, he just took over Luna's spot too.
20:23Yeah, get out the way, Luna.
20:24Get this guy to the side.
20:25No, no, no.
20:26We want to see Shady.
20:27Yeah, get down on the floor.
20:29All right, so I'm going to do a little cartwheel.
20:31Oh god, oh my god.
20:32Yo.
20:33The top is wool, and then I'm going to do my cool nonchalant drippy sit.
20:37OK.
20:37And then I'm going to take a break.
20:38Doesn't he only get 10 seconds to perform?
20:40Be quiet, Cash.
20:41And now watch me whip.
20:42Wow, wow, yes.
20:45And then I'm going to throw this thing at Luna because she stinks.
20:47And then I'm going to jump up on this block and sip some boba.
20:50You know, I don't even need to see the rest of the competition.
20:53That was perfect.
20:54Thank you, thank you, thank you.
20:55What do you mean that was perfect?
20:56I didn't even get to do mine.
20:57We don't care, Luna.
20:58You know how badly you've treated us over the past few years?
21:00You always force us to try and make you win.
21:02And we're sick of it.
21:03I pay you for me to win.
21:04Like, excuse me?
21:05OK, then sing.
21:06I mean, oh.
21:07Exactly, see?
21:08You expect to win these competitions.
21:10You know what?
21:10I'm chiming in on this as well, even though I'm glued to the chair.
21:13Which one of you ate my turkey sandwich out of the fridge?
21:16I was hungry.
21:17Yo, that was me.
21:18I'm sorry.
21:18But anyways, I'm declaring Shady as the champion of this.
21:21And he's going to win the $100,000 so everybody else get off my stage.
21:24Oh god, oh my god.
21:26Yes.
21:26I don't even care that I lost.
21:28Yo, this was rigged.
21:29Whatever, I'm taking the money.
21:31And then basically, she said she had a crush on me and then kicked me out.
21:33And so that's why I wasn't her partner.
21:35But at least Shady won the talent show.
21:36So maybe we can share with him.
21:38Oh yeah, maybe I do need some money.
21:40Guys, she robbed me.
21:41What?
21:42She robbed me in like the light of day.
21:44Luna did?
21:45Yes.
21:45Oh yeah, I robbed you.
21:47I robbed all of you, actually.
21:49Took all your wallets, all your debit cards, all mine.
21:52Bye.
21:54Yo, where my dollar at?
21:55Was she the one who stole our money in the beginning?
21:57Guys, guys, guys, just wait, just wait.
21:59Something's cute.
21:59Just let her walk back to her private jet.
22:01Shady, I don't know if it's a good idea to play something with all her security there and stuff.
22:05No, no, it's all good.
22:06Don't even worry about it.
22:07Maybe we should stop her.
22:08Hey, Luna.
22:08Yeah, just look up.
22:09What?
22:11Oh, no.
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