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Comédien en difficulté et père célibataire, Joe Valencia tente de se faire engager dans une sitcom. Obsédé par l'idée de décrocher ce rôle, il en vient à négliger Junior, son fils de 17 ans. Pour se racheter, il décide de l'emmener passer les fêtes de Pâques en Californie du Sud où réside le reste de sa famille. Le séjour du père et du fils ne sera pas de tout repos. En effet, le clan Valencia apprécie de se réunir pour manger et discuter, mais n'aime rien tant que se chamailler. De plus, Joe va devoir voler au secours d'Eugene, son cousin qui doit se cacher du gangster Dev Deluxe auquel il doit plusieurs milliers de dollars...
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00:30See you tonight, okay?
00:31I just got here!
00:32You got to follow your dream and become a beer spokesman.
00:34That wasn't my dream.
00:35Let's get the party started, baby!
00:39I got to follow mom's dream and become a nurse.
00:42Joe?
00:43Vanessa!
00:44Yeah, Joe Valencia.
00:46You still driving that same raggedy-ass car?
00:48What happened? You just gave up, huh?
00:50And this your dad?
00:51You know me and him used to be real intimate back in the day.
00:53Oh, really?
00:54Yeah, I could have been your mama.
00:56But clearly, I'm not.
00:57Yeah.
00:58I've literally never seen this many Filipinos in the same place before.
01:01Hallelujah!
01:02We're sending gifts to our family in the Philippines.
01:05I'm sending this brand new hair dryer.
01:08If it makes your hair look like that, I wouldn't send it.
01:11How dare you!
01:12How dare you!
01:13We should put them both in the box and ship it.
01:16My mom is at war with my Tita Teresa.
01:19And they don't even know why!
01:21Did you really have to wear the same dress as my mom?
01:23Oh!
01:24I can't help it if I wear it better.
01:25This is war.
01:27Oups.
01:28Family is a mess.
01:29We're counting on you to fix it.
01:31Bye!
01:32Ladies and gentlemen!
01:34We're all we got!
01:35So let's get the party started, baby!
01:40I got a feeling!
01:41Moments like these are few and far between.
01:44Let's enjoy it.
01:45Tonight's the night!
01:46Here, we'll buckle up.
01:47Let's move it up!
01:48The Filipino families fight a lot.
01:49Make sure you're not late for dinner.
01:51But we love a lot, too.
01:52Go out and smash!
01:54Your cousin Eugene owes me a lot of money.
01:56Let's kick it!
01:57Can you lend it to me?
01:58No!
01:59Does he have a death wish?
02:00Deluxe is legit crazy.
02:01I once saw him shoot someone in the dick.
02:03What?
02:04Right in the actual hole.
02:05In the hole!
02:06Here we go!
02:07Here we go!
02:08We gotta rock!
02:09Where is my money?
02:11Here are my APM cards.
02:12My PIN number is 1217.
02:14Who also is my angel?
02:16My ghost wife.
02:17My ghost dad.
02:18Why do you all have the same PIN number?
02:19It's Manny Pacquiao's birthday.
02:21Oh, right!
02:23The guy who couldn't beat Mayweather.
02:25Oh!
02:29Nessa!
02:30Can we go get coffee?
02:31You can go ahead and email me.
02:32Pretty much the same.
02:33Just take the AOL off.
02:35ThatBitchNessa
02:36at DailyCity.gov
02:38Got it!