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00:00I am Bakasema Ishii!
00:03Tonight's episode of the Unrevealed History of Semarai is about…
00:08Well, this time, I'd like to finally challenge the history of that comedy that is the most fascinating in the world.
00:18First, please watch this video clip.
00:21In recent years, this kind of technique has been praised by Japanese people all over the world.
00:35This person is amazing.
00:37In the world-famous audition program, God Talent,
00:41the world's people applauded the comedian Koikuchi Ichikawa.
00:48The strongest comedy item given to mankind.
00:52What is this material?
00:55Yes, it's a pen.
01:08A pen is a great thing that makes people smile.
01:12It's a comedy that doesn't ask for age, gender, or nationality.
01:16This is a pen.
01:19Today's research topic is...
01:24The strongest comedy item given to mankind.
01:26A pen.
01:29A pen.
01:32Today, please learn only the history of the pen.
01:36Ever since I started being a comedian,
01:40I've been thinking a lot.
01:42Why is a pen so interesting?
01:44Did you really think so?
01:46I think it's quite different from a pen.
01:48I've been thinking about it every night.
01:51What do you think? You haven't thought about it, have you?
01:54You're just sleeping with a pen every night, aren't you?
02:00The history of mankind.
02:02It's a history of smiling with a pen.
02:05It's a great history.
02:07A snake is a pen.
02:10Why is a pen so interesting?
02:12I'll explain it in detail.
02:14Is there such a thing as a pen?
02:16This is the oldest record of people laughing with a pen.
02:22That long ago?
02:24It was around 2,400 years ago.
02:29There was a comedian in ancient Greece.
02:32His name was Aristophanes.
02:35In a play called Kigeki Kumo,
02:39he expressed the sound of a pen by making it sound like a gion.
02:42In ancient Greece, the sound of a pen was like Puu and Buu.
02:45How did people in ancient Greece express the sound of a pen?
02:49We were taught by the sound of a pen.
02:52That's what I've heard.
02:54It wasn't like Puu or Buu at all.
02:57In this story, the person who drank the soup
03:00became hungry and wrote down what happened when the pen came out.
03:04It's like a thunderbolt.
03:06At first, it's calm.
03:08It's like Papax.
03:10If you write it in the bathroom, the thunderbolt is Papapapax.
03:15It's like a thunderbolt.
03:17What does that mean?
03:19You know what I mean.
03:21A normal pen is Papax.
03:23But if you write it in the bathroom, it's Papapapax.
03:26I see.
03:27If Takagi Buu was in this era,
03:29it would be like Takagi Papapapax.
03:31It's not the sound of a pen.
03:33The audience would be hungry and laugh at this.
03:37Furthermore, in medieval Europe,
03:39entertainers who made people laugh with their pens became popular.
03:46Hohist.
03:47In Europe?
03:48Yes.
03:49Hohist is a comedian who controls his pen freely.
03:52He's our senior.
03:56Now, we call him Manzai-shi or Konto-shi.
04:00His ancestor is Hohist.
04:02So, all of us comedians' ancestors are Hohist.
04:06Yes, Hohist.
04:07We are comedians born from our pen.
04:10I see.
04:11Among Hohist, there is a genius Hohist who even the king likes.
04:16What's that?
04:17Hekoki Roland.
04:19I can't remember his name.
04:20Hekoki Roland was a court jester who used England in the 12th century for Henry II.
04:27This is what he did in front of the king.
04:30He blew a whistle while jumping and made a sound at the same time.
04:34That's a lot.
04:35This is the essence of comedy.
04:37This is Hohist.
04:39Shall we try it?
04:40Let's do it.
04:41Can we?
04:45It sounds like a comedian.
04:47Like this.
04:49Today, we have a heavy guest.
04:52No, no, no.
04:53I don't think so.
04:55In front of the king of England...
04:57It's impossible to do it in front of any guest.
05:00He is a warm-hearted person.
05:03Then, what kind of history did the soldiers follow in our country, Japan?
05:09In the first place, why did they call the magic gas released from the buttocks as He or Onara?
05:16Unfortunately, there is no document about He.
05:19There isn't.
05:20I didn't want to write it down.
05:22But here is Onara's idiom.
05:24In the Muromachi period, women who served the king used this idiom.
05:30What?
05:31Idiom?
05:32Yes.
05:33At that time, it was popular among women to put O in front of the head of the word,
05:38and to omit the Gobi.
05:41I see.
05:42For example, Oden was born from this idiom.
05:46Oden is originally Dengaku.
05:48To be polite, you put O in front of the head of the word.
05:51Dengaku.
05:52And to omit the Gobi, Oden.
05:54This is the idiom.
05:56I see.
05:57Onara is also Naruta.
05:59I see.
06:00Narashi.
06:01You put O in front of the head of the word, Onarashi.
06:03And to omit the Gobi, Onara.
06:07This idiom is used among elegant women.
06:10It's a fabulous idiom.
06:11I see.
06:12I think it's a little embarrassing to say Onara,
06:16but this is a fabulous idiom.
06:18It's fabulous.
06:19Why do you like it?
06:20Yes.
06:21So, was the word used in Owarai?
06:24Yes, it was used a lot.
06:26In the Muromachi period, there was a manga called Fukutomi Zoshi.
06:35According to Professor Morishita of Kansai University,
06:38a man got a lot of rewards for his hand-drawn art.
06:43He was jealous of it, so he imitated the man next door and tried to draw a hand in front of people.
06:49But he drew a poop instead of a hand.
06:52It's more interesting.
06:53Yes.
06:54You all noticed, right?
06:56Since the Muromachi period, there has been a laugh that a body has appeared instead of a hand.
07:02It's written in history.
07:04People still do it in modern times, but people have been doing it with a hand.
07:10I see.
07:11Takauji Ashikaga was laughing at the fact that a body has appeared.
07:15I see.
07:16He was laughing at the fact that he was a lord.
07:17Yes.
07:18Hey, Yoshimitsu, did you have a body?
07:21Japan has always loved drawing.
07:25The ultimate drawing manga appeared in the Edo period.
07:31Hegassen Ema.
07:32No way!
07:33It's interesting.
07:34The expression of the H is very good.
07:36The expression of the H is good.
07:37The H is the HEO.
07:39It's like a beam.
07:40It's a story about fighting against each other.
07:45The hat is flying.
07:46It's like a laser beam.
07:49Really.
07:50In addition, he broke a wooden board and blew the wood away.
07:56It's a manga.
07:57It has become a laughingstock in this era.
08:00This is not enough.
08:02It's like a double kick of the H.
08:05Isn't it amazing?
08:06It's a great technique.
08:07A woman is doing it.
08:08Yes.
08:09It's like the Tachibana brothers of Capcom.
08:13It's like Skylab Hurricane.
08:14Skylab Hurricane.
08:15This is the foundation of fighting manga.
08:20It's Kamehamehe.
08:21Kamehamehe.
08:23In Japan, the H is an iron plate item in manga.
08:26Naruto.
08:27He attacks his rival with the H.
08:29Yes.
08:30In Saki Gaki Otokojuku, he uses the H.
08:33It's evolving.
08:35It's a great technique.
08:36There was no such technique in the Muromachi era.
08:39There was no H.
08:40There wasn't.
08:42In addition, not only in manga, but also in TV, the H is a killer content.
08:48Laughing legends have won big prizes with the H.
08:54Many laughing legends competed with each other for the H.
09:00The highest viewing rate was 50.5%.
09:02From the 1960s to the 1980s, everyone gathered at 8 o'clock.
09:08The laughing legend who appeared there was Ken Shimura.
09:12When Shimura joined DRIF, he used the sound of a trumpet when he played the H.
09:19However, Shimura couldn't forgive him.
09:23One day, he found a record store with a record of the sound of a real trumpet.
09:30He asked the staff to use it.
09:34From then on, all the trumpets used in DRIF were made to use the sound of the real trumpet.
09:39That's amazing.
09:40Here is the record.
09:41This is a recording of the sound of a real trumpet made by Mr. Norihiko Wada, a sound engineer at Wonder Poo Land.
09:53Let's listen to a song called Yellow Cherry Tree recorded in Wonder Poo Land, which Ken Shimura also loved.
10:01Yes.
10:07This is...
10:08This is the sound of a real trumpet.
10:10The sound of a real trumpet?
10:11Yes.
10:14Yes.
10:15I don't like it.
10:16I don't like to hear the sound of a real trumpet.
10:18No, the sound of a real trumpet is more realistic.
10:20It's realistic.
10:21Yes.
10:22In this record, the sound of a baby's trumpet, the sound of a long trumpet of 18 seconds, and the sound of a trumpet alone were recorded.
10:29Mr. Shimura used them in his controller.
10:34In the 1980s, there was a fierce debate among viewers.
10:38This is also a legendary variety show.
10:40Yes.
10:41B and Takeshi farted repeatedly in various controllers.
10:46This fart was made by Takeshi himself.
10:50There were many times when Mr. Sanma couldn't stop laughing.
10:54The program confirmed that he farted more than 10 times.
10:58So it's a calculated fart and an ad-lib fart.
11:01The ad-lib fart is strong.
11:02Speaking of the charisma of fart, this person.
11:05The charisma of fart?
11:06Yes.
11:07It's Mr. Tanaka.
11:08It's the charisma of fart.
11:09Mr. Tanaka, during a normal talk show,
11:11It's nothing like a controller.
11:12During a talk show, Mr. Matsumoto, who is his partner,
11:16made a joke about farting.
11:19What does farting mean?
11:22I think it's the most stupid joke.
11:25How about you two?
11:27Have you ever farted and laughed?
11:29I haven't farted yet.
11:31You look like a pile of toilet paper.
11:34No matter how many jokes you come up with,
11:37you can't beat fart.
11:38You can't beat fart.
11:39You can't win.
11:40If you haven't farted and laughed, you're still a legend.
11:43You too.
11:44You too.
11:45You haven't farted either.
11:46No, I'm still on the fart side.
11:48What fart side?
11:49I'm on the fart side.
11:51I'm different from you.
11:52Really?
11:53Yes.
11:54And finally, it's time to find out
11:56why farting is interesting.
11:58Researcher Morita will explain in detail.
12:02So, we're all humans,
12:04so we all fart, right?
12:07I'm sure Mei Nagano also farts.
12:11Stop it.
12:13All of you here,
12:16I'm sure you farted a few times
12:19while I was talking.
12:21Even if you don't make a sound.
12:22Stop it.
12:23How about you?
12:24I'm sure you've farted during the recording.
12:26No, I haven't.
12:27Why would I?
12:28You're trying to show off again.
12:30No, no, no.
12:32I'm not an adult.
12:34Why do we laugh so much?
12:37Let's find out why.
12:40I made a graph, so please look at it.
12:42You made a graph?
12:43Yes, this graph.
12:44What is it?
12:45I analyzed the status of the physiological phenomenon
12:48of four human beings,
12:51which are especially familiar to comedians.
12:54First of all, nosebleed.
12:56Nosebleed is a surprise.
12:59It's a surprise.
13:00But it doesn't have many patterns.
13:02And everyone makes an impact.
13:06When it's cold,
13:08or when you eat something spicy,
13:09it's a side effect.
13:11It can only be controlled by someone like Mr. Degas.
13:13I see.
13:16Next, we have vomit.
13:18It can be divided into likes and dislikes.
13:20That's right.
13:21It's a surprise.
13:24But it has a strong impact.
13:26And I think this is where you can make an impact.
13:31It has an impact, and it has a lot of patterns.
13:34It has a shape.
13:35Maki Maki Unko is a pop song.
13:39It's like a cartoon.
13:40That's right.
13:41But it's not a real poop.
13:42It's not a real poop.
13:43It's not a real poop.
13:45A real poop is the worst.
13:47It can't be seen.
13:48It's a fragment of a cute.
13:49It's not a real thing.
13:50Next, we have hair.
13:53Hair is amazing.
13:54Is that so?
13:55It's all pentagonal.
13:56Is there such a pattern?
13:58Of course there is.
13:59Just now,
14:00the song in Poland.
14:02Hair has a lot of patterns.
14:04It's also attractive.
14:06This is a non-sound hair.
14:08This is the first time I've heard of it.
14:10It's a continuous hair.
14:12It's called Juzu hair.
14:13Is that so?
14:14It's called Juzu hair.
14:15And it's a long hair.
14:17It's called Naginata hair.
14:18Don't say it in a cool way.
14:19Why do you have to say it in a cool way?
14:21By the way,
14:22in English,
14:23this is how you say Nigirippe.
14:26It's fashionable.
14:27Yes.
14:28Oh, no!
14:29This is a real poop.
14:31This is a real poop.
14:32Poop.
14:44By the way,
14:45this is how you say Nigirippe.
14:47It's a cupcake.
14:49It's fashionable.
14:50Even people around the world use Nigirippe.
14:53Oh, they do.
14:54Yes, they use it as a cupcake.
14:56For example,
14:57Do you want to eat a cupcake?
14:59If you say,
15:00If you say that,
15:01it's the worst.
15:03I want to eat cupcakes.
15:05No, no, no.
15:06I want to eat cupcakes.
15:08It's the worst.
15:09This is the worst.
15:11It's the worst.
15:12It happens.
15:13What kind of lie is that?
15:14The whole world is laughing at this.
15:16It's a cupcake.
15:17Yes.
15:18I think the other advantage of the fart is that it can stir up the imagination.
15:23I talked to a laughing expert.
15:26Farting and pooping in front of people are basically rude and taboo.
15:31But unlike poop, farting is relatively harmless just by sound and smell.
15:36Farting is a taboo that can be forgiven even if you break it.
15:39Wait a minute. What do you mean by relatively harmless?
15:42I think this is a good amount of rudeness.
15:44And, yes.
15:45People can feel the pleasure of breaking taboos when they fart.
15:49At the same time, the person who farted can feel the pleasure of breaking taboos.
15:55So even if you fart, no one will get angry and everyone will laugh.
15:59I think that's why people laugh when they break taboos.
16:04In other words, farting stimulates both sides of the imagination and makes people feel pleasant.
16:12I don't think these people are using this story.
16:15No, no, no.
16:16These people are laughing with their farts.
16:18No.
16:19It's a fart face.
16:20It's a fart face.
16:21It's a laugh face.
16:22Yes, the biggest charm of farting is that it stimulates the imagination.
16:26For example, when Mei Nagano farted, what did she eat?
16:34What kind of smell did she smell?
16:37Did she get permission from Mei Nagano?
16:39She will get angry.
16:40Well, let's just say it's a self-report.
16:43You can think about how your stomach is doing.
16:47You can learn how much you can think about the other person.
16:55Farting is the pinnacle of all laughing techniques.
16:59It's a perfect status.
17:02There is no place for farting.
17:04It can't be helped.
17:05What?
17:06What?
17:07Go ahead.
17:09Don't throw it.
17:10I'll be waiting.
17:11No, no, no.
17:12Don't throw it.
17:13Why would I throw it?
17:15The grade suddenly goes down.
17:18It's just a word.
17:19Lastly, I asked the general public this question.
17:24Where do you usually fart?
17:2743% of you fart in the bathroom, your room, at home, when you are walking, in your bedroom, in your bed.
17:35You often go to the bathroom and fart.
17:41But it's a waste.
17:43I've been saying this for a while.
17:45Farting causes laughter.
17:47If you go to the bathroom and fart alone, your laughter will be crushed.
17:53Farting has the potential to cause infinite laughter.
17:56I've been talking about this.
17:58So, what do you think?
17:59Lastly, everyone.
18:01Fart.
18:02Don't you fart?
18:04Don't you fart and show off your talent?
18:07Are you telling me to fart for real?
18:09Yes.
18:10From now on, no one in this room will fart.
18:14What?
18:15I thought the cameraman came out of nowhere.
18:19I thought he did something unusual.
18:21There are about 50 staff members in total.
18:25No one will fart.
18:27Is there anyone?
18:28That's how you fart.
18:30If you go home, you fart.
18:32I'm not good at it.
18:34You're always bad at it.
18:36I'm always bad at farting.
18:38So, it doesn't matter who you are.
18:40What should I do?
18:41Can't you fart?
18:42If you can fart, show off your talent.
18:46I'm going to do my best.
18:49Instead, I'm going to prepare a pair of pants.
18:53It's a laugh that makes you laugh.
18:57There are staff members who have been doing this for a long time.
19:02I think it's more fun for the audience to do it than for us to do it.
19:07That's right.
19:09It's more fun for the audience and staff to do it than for us to do it.
19:13You can do it, too.
19:15Why me?
19:17I think you have all the conditions to laugh.
19:21I'll do my best.
19:23Are you sure?
19:24Sugihara-san, please do your best.
19:27It doesn't matter whether you're a man or a woman.
19:31I'm sorry.
19:33I'll do my best, too.
19:37I'm doing my best, too.
19:39You can do it, too.
19:42Please wait a moment.
19:46Please change your posture.
19:49Can I fart in our lab?
19:52No, you can't.
19:57I can't fart.
19:59Don't give up.
20:03The program will end because of you.
20:06What?
20:08Staff?
20:10Staff?
20:12Which department?
20:17Can I do it?
20:18Please be quiet.
20:20Go ahead.
20:27Can I do it?
20:29Don't give up.
20:31The program will end because of you.
20:33What?
20:35Staff?
20:37Which department?
20:39I'm Hishida from AD.
20:41Hishida from AD.
20:44What did you eat today?
20:46Chicken.
20:48Can I do it?
20:50Please be quiet.
20:52Go ahead.
21:02Nice!
21:04Good!
21:06Thank you, Hishida-kun!
21:09It was the best!
21:12It was the best!
21:17It was original.
21:19How was it?
21:21Everyone laughed.
21:23It was united.
21:25It was the most popular.
21:28It was unexpected.
21:30It was a sound that could be broadcasted on TV.
21:33If he was promoted to D,
21:36he would be promoted.
21:39Thank you for your growth.
21:48Next week's topic is this.
21:53Please look forward to it.
21:56Can I do it?
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