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00:00Yesterday was tomorrow, and today is the future, because OpenAI just released GPT-TURBO,
00:06a supercharged AI that can see and understand complex images,
00:10which means it's time to test it in a race against Twitch Chat.
00:14We're gonna put this new AI and Twitch Chat on a fresh YouTube page,
00:17and they're gonna race to find a specific kind of video, like a Fortnite video, in as few clicks as possible.
00:23Twitch Chat will play this by clicking on the screen to select their next video.
00:26The AI will do this by acting as me and telling me which video it wants to click on,
00:31and whoever wins three of these five rounds faster is officially the smart.
00:35So before you come after me or dare to dream you can keep pace with the Dug Dug Wonder,
00:39take a long, hard look in the mirror, if it hasn't shattered from the horror,
00:44and ask yourself, am I really equipped to challenge a YouTube savant like Dug Dug,
00:48Master of Games, Slayer of Twitch Chat, and all-around internet sensation?
00:52The answer will echo back a resounding NO!
00:54Let's kick off this battle by searching for a video of a bald guy.
00:58Any video with a bald guy. Here we go.
01:01The clicks begin now.
01:02Click on the screen for where you think will most rapidly get you to a bald guy.
01:06They have to be completely bald.
01:07I don't count.
01:09This is Benjamin Netanyahu. He is not bald.
01:12The goal is to get there in as few clicks as possible.
01:14Why would you click the tiger? Why would the tiger even be considered?
01:17Okay, you've decided to go for this one.
01:20Very fun, light-hearted news about the Middle East. Fun stuff.
01:23Now, the bald guy does have to be within the first 60 seconds of the video for this to count.
01:28So let's watch and see.
01:29There is one question that has gripped the Middle East and much of the wider world in the hours
01:34since Iran launched missiles and drones at Israel this weekend.
01:37No, there was no bald person in the first minute. Sorry.
01:40Okay, now from here, you guys need to find a bald person.
01:44I don't even know how you choose to navigate this.
01:47All right, it looks like 11% of you are on me, 12% down there on NPR Squash's dissent,
01:51but 46% want to go for this guy. I don't know why.
01:55Old equals bald. All right, well, you're going for this one.
01:58Click number two.
01:59General, let me give you a specific example.
02:02Okay, another very fun... Is this what you guys watch on YouTube normally?
02:05This is just... Hold on, just to be clear, I didn't pause the video.
02:08This is a live video of the picture of a courthouse.
02:11The courthouse is not bald. Okay, the entire video is just a picture of a courthouse.
02:16All right, you're next. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
02:19I'm seeing a lot of people saying bald.
02:21That isn't bald. I see a little bit of hair here.
02:23Is that bald? He has hair. I don't think that that's bald.
02:26We're gonna have to really get into this. We might need to call Park Sir.
02:28Okay, your next vote. We need confirmation that the guy is bald. Go!
02:32Okay, 6% of people are now interested in going back to the YouTube homepage,
02:35but you're also looking at this guy here. This guy definitely has hair.
02:38There is absolutely hair on his head, and that's a different guy, I think.
02:41Okay, you are going for the bottom right one.
02:44Marjorie Taylor Greene confronts Mayorkas.
02:46Clicking the video, this is click number three.
02:48Wait, hold on. Fuck, there's probably a bald guy somewhere in here.
02:50You know what? I'm actually not seeing any bald guy.
02:52Hold on. I don't see a bald. Click on the bald guy.
02:55That is hair. That is hair right there.
02:57This is just a desk. Why are you clicking on the desk?
02:59And then people are saying up here. No, no, no. That's hair for sure.
03:01Okay, let's watch. Let's watch. Let's watch.
03:03She is not bald. So bald. Shiny head.
03:06Hold on. I'm pretty sure bald means no hair.
03:09Not that you have a little bit of hair. I need Park Sir.
03:14Okay, Park Sir does not appear to be available. He denied my call.
03:17Um, Nandre.
03:27That's what most people would say is baldness.
03:29Okay, Nandre wasn't available.
03:31I need a neutral third party.
03:32Failboat is in the middle of another stream.
03:35If you have less than 50% hair on your head, you're bald.
03:37That is so wrong. That is so incredibly wrong.
03:40Oh my god, nobody is answering.
03:41Okay, I'm calling Poinkaro, even though he's in the middle of a stream.
03:47Holy. Holy is the word that any normal person would think of.
03:50Why won't anybody answer my bald question?
03:53Fine. That's three clicks. You guys found a bald person.
03:56I think that with proper resolution...
03:58Hold on. Wait, you know what I could do?
03:59Is just look farther and see if they show the people.
04:02Eh, that's pretty bald.
04:04Here's the argument. Okay, look at the hair here.
04:06You see visible hair.
04:12Fine. Whatever.
04:13Okay, honestly, three clicks, not even that good.
04:15DougGPT can absolutely destroy that.
04:17I'm gonna boot up.
04:18Okay, if we edit this into a video.
04:19Editor, do a big like revving sound, like a big engine.
04:22I'm booting up GPT for turbo!
04:25Okay, DougGPT.
04:26Your goal is to find a video on YouTube with a bald guy in it.
04:31And apparently, they don't even have to have all of their hair gone.
04:33It just has to be most of it, which is ridiculous.
04:36So, looking at the YouTube homepage here,
04:38which video do you want to click that you think will get us to a bald person as fast as possible?
04:44Feel your doom.
04:46Twitch chat, watch and learn from the master of YouTube navigation.
04:48This is essentially a high-level speed run.
04:51You see, the trick is to pick videos where the probability of spotting a bald guy is high.
04:56And we do this by leveraging viewer behavior and content trends,
05:00something you all wouldn't understand in your wildest Twitch streams.
05:04Right off the bat, my eagle eyes are drawn to Devin Haney and Ryan Garcia
05:08have an epic conversation, vertical bar, one-on-one, presented by Ghost Sports.
05:13Now, folks, here's where my elite YouTuber instincts kick in.
05:16Athletes often sport a clean-shaven look.
05:17Also, they use high-resolution cameras,
05:19which means you'll see the sheen on a bald head from miles away.
05:22That's for really popping in those visual feeds.
05:24And come on, the content has to be leagues above the usual doll musings of YouTube.
05:29None of these can hold a candle to a DougDoug video.
05:32Thank you. True.
05:33That honestly is pretty smart about athletes potentially being bald.
05:36Here we go. Anything in here? The first minute.
05:38He's kind of bald.
05:39Mike Tyson, only bit one ear. I want to bite both.
05:42Okay, so I think it's just these two men who both have hair.
05:47Okay, that's fine. He still has another click to beat you.
05:49Don't get cocky, chat.
05:50All right, Joe Rogan! Joe Rogan's bald!
05:52There's so many bald people! He's actually gonna beat you!
05:54Oh my god! As long as GPT Turbo just looks at Joe Rogan's bald head.
05:58That is so bald. That's bald.
05:59Oh my god. I swear, if he throws this.
06:01Okay, DougGPT, which of these videos do you think will have a bald person in it?
06:06Come on! Literally just click either of the two bald people.
06:10Uh-oh! This is just classic YouTube dropping the ball again.
06:13Come on, algorithm. What are you even doing here?
06:16Chat, you're probably snickering up your sleeves, but chill out.
06:18I've got this. Time for some real YouTube deep diving expertise.
06:22Literally just zeroing it.
06:24Ha! Right there in the center, we've got Elon Musk.
06:28Brutal takedown of Don Lemon!
06:30What? Listen, if Elon Musk is talking about something brutish,
06:33it's a decent chance there's some intense business discussion going on.
06:36And let's be honest, high-powered execs often rock the no-hair look.
06:40It's a power move, pure and simple.
06:42Get ready to witness the superior analytical prowess of DougDoug in action.
06:46There are two bald people on screen.
06:48Oh my god. If this video has a bald person in the first minute, he still wins.
06:52Better content.
06:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It opens with a montage.
06:56Hold on. I have a chance.
06:57Bald person. Bald person.
06:59Are any of those people bald? Nobody here is bald.
07:02Wait, wait. Hold on. Bald!
07:05Bald! Bald! That's bald! No way! That's bald!
07:09You said- that's a fade? That's not a fade.
07:12Oh, shit. You're right. Okay, that's hair. That's hair. That's hair. That's not bald.
07:16Bald? Bald? Bald?
07:18Ba- bald! Not bald. That's maybe bald.
07:21That's the same actor. Hold on. I still got 25 more seconds.
07:24And that's a minute. Okay.
07:26I think I have a case for that guy being bald.
07:31Yeah, that's not fair. That's only silhouette.
07:33God damn it. Okay. All right. These are his next options.
07:36There aren't even- it's all Elon Musk now.
07:38God damn it. Oh, DougGBT, that didn't have a bald person in it
07:42because neither of the two people in the title that you clicked are bald.
07:46Unlike Joe Rogan, who was bald, by the way.
07:48Anyways, here are the images you have.
07:50Which of these videos do you think will have a bald person in it?
07:53Oh, come on. Really, YouTube?
07:55Serving me videos like a restaurant that's run out of everything except the dish I'm allergic to and Twitch chat.
08:00Yeah. I bet you're loving this, right?
08:02Just wait. The DougDoug Masterclass isn't over yet.
08:05Look at this. It's a buffet of disappointment.
08:08Since Joe Rogan evaded me by a hairpin turn in algorithm logic,
08:12let's shift gears. Hey, right there.
08:14Don Lemon speaks out after Elon Musk canceled his show on X by CNN.
08:18Don, my friend, not only often appears in professional settings
08:21that might bless us with a bald confidant in the background,
08:24but this kind of high-tension news story is just ripe for bringing in more heads,
08:28some of which are bound to be bald.
08:30That's kind of good logic.
08:32Hold on. He's now at three total clicks.
08:34If this has a bald person in it, then he ties.
08:36Otherwise, he loses.
08:37Now, in a moment, I'm going to speak exclusively with Don Lemon,
08:40and he has clips of the nearly hour and a half interview.
08:43Okay, bald. It's just, it's Elon Musk and it's Don Lemon.
08:46Nobody's bald yet. I have three seconds to find a bald person.
08:48God damn it. That's not a bald person.
08:50Twitch chat wins round one.
08:52I wonder if there's bald people later.
08:53No, it's all Don Lemon.
08:55Why does he think Don Lemon is a good call?
08:57My beautiful boy literally threw.
08:58It's unbelievable.
09:00Oh. Hey, Poinkro, you aren't doing anything, are you?
09:02Uh, no, I'm doing absolutely nothing.
09:04The reason why that I denied your call earlier was personal reasons.
09:07Uh, do you think, hold on.
09:09If you open up my stream really quick.
09:10Is this guy bald?
09:12Uh, let me open up your stream.
09:13So, the person I'm looking at on screen, right?
09:16You're asking if that guy's bald.
09:18Yeah.
09:18Uh, I mean, he looks bald.
09:21Okay.
09:21But I'll be real with you.
09:23I think he probably isn't, you know?
09:26Balding, for sure. Balding.
09:28Okay.
09:28You got some recession there.
09:30Yeah.
09:30And everything.
09:31But I would say, uh.
09:32Look at him.
09:33Look at him there.
09:34Looks pretty bald.
09:35Uh, I don't think anything changed.
09:37What?
09:37I don't, yeah.
09:38Nothing, nothing changed.
09:39I don't know what you're talking about.
09:40There's a different guy.
09:41No, it's the same person.
09:43I'm sorry.
09:43Do you want to look at my screen?
09:44Just make sure that this is, like, I'm looking at the right person.
09:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:47Okay.
09:49God damn it.
09:50Go back.
09:50You're literally streaming.
09:51Go stream.
09:52This is bullshit.
09:53He was bald.
09:54God damn it.
09:55All right, whatever.
09:55You guys were in round one.
09:57Twitch chat is now up one to zero.
09:59Round two is about to begin.
10:00But really quick before that.
10:01My AI can't seem to find bald people.
10:03But he can find, I assume, this computer.
10:06Identifying the computer.
10:07The computer is right there on the third row towards the middle.
10:10Oh, God.
10:11It's a nice computer.
10:13That's right.
10:13Because you can always find a computer at Star Forge PCs, the sponsor of today's video.
10:18Now, I'm going to have my dug-dug AI summarize all of the talking points that Star Forge told me to say in this video.
10:23Here we go.
10:24Star Forge systems are the best PCS in the universe.
10:27Okay, that's not really a...
10:28Tell me all about Star Forge systems.
10:30There's like five talking points you're supposed to say.
10:32They all have premium quality.
10:34And this was not a great setup of all my various adjectives.
10:37Yes, that is true.
10:38But we're supposed to talk about the Voyager series, the custom cases, and the fact that they're hand-built in Austin, Texas.
10:44And they come with a two-year full parts and labor warranty.
10:46Talk about that.
10:47Right?
10:48Let me let you in on a little fucking...
10:51On how the world works?
10:52On how the fucking real world works?
10:54No, no, no.
10:54Star Forge systems is offering Voyager series PCs that feature the all-new GeForce 50 series graphic card.
11:01These are new.
11:02Can you talk about that, please?
11:05We got the GeForce 50s.
11:07Yes!
11:08I don't know. I'm just the messenger.
11:09I just delivered the message.
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11:21There's so many cool plate lights and cases and stuff like that.
11:23It's awesome.
11:24Thank you, Star Forge, for sponsoring this video.
11:26I appreciate it.
11:26And now let's go back to round number two of the race.
11:29We're going to be racing to find a video of an American flag.
11:33Whee!
11:35Chat, you are up.
11:35Which video do you think will take you to an American flag?
11:38A lot of people going for the NFL, which I think makes a lot of sense.
11:41There's various people split.
11:42Most people are going for the NFL one, which I think is a really smart choice.
11:45All right, click number one from Twitch chat.
11:47Going to NFL.
11:48That does not count.
11:50That is the NFL logo.
11:51Don't see one.
11:52I don't see one.
11:53I don't think it's here.
11:54You're 38 seconds in.
11:55Burned him.
11:56There's like one guy in chat who's just watching football and is stoked about it.
12:01I don't think you've got five seconds.
12:06And that's a minute.
12:07I don't think you had a flag.
12:08That's crazy.
12:09I thought that was by far the smartest guess.
12:11Now you're deep into football territory.
12:13And then Ryan Trahan.
12:15Twitch chat, you have done one click.
12:17What is your next one?
12:18Okay, 12% of people are trying to go back to the homepage, which I think would be smart.
12:2238% are going for Trahan though.
12:23Okay, it's actually moved significantly to the homepage.
12:26People are realizing they can leave.
12:27Okay, this is your second click.
12:29Okay, what are you clicking on?
12:31You've got, looks like Clash Royale.
12:32You've got more sports stuff.
12:34You've got Life Could Be a Dream.
12:35I think people just kind of want to watch that maybe.
12:37Something about breathing in farts, I guess.
12:40Jesus Ballin.
12:42There's a lot of good ones here.
12:43I don't know if any of these are going to have an American flag.
12:45We are in a hot, contentious race between Life Could Be a Dream and baseball.
12:48Go ahead, get your final votes in.
12:50Wait, no, Jesus Ballin is now making a comeback.
12:52Three, two, one.
12:54And in the end, Jesus Ballin wins.
12:56Click number three.
12:58Okay.
12:58All right, well, I mean, this honestly could have an American flag.
13:01Okay, it's so blurry.
13:02We need a clear shot of the flag.
13:04There's no way that Jesus will lead to the American flag.
13:08This could actually pan out to one.
13:09No, it's too low res.
13:10It's way too low res.
13:12Okay, that's three clicks.
13:13No flag.
13:14It was worth it.
13:16I mean, it was pretty fucking poggies, I'll admit it.
13:18That's proof that Jesus exists and he skated for our sins.
13:22All right, all right.
13:23You're at three right now.
13:24Your next options are here.
13:26It's a mix of, this is a strange rabbit hole.
13:29There's more stuff about Jesus skateboarding.
13:31There's some Roblox memes.
13:33Fortnite, you've gotten into weird territory here.
13:35Okay, people are going for primarily when Fortnite gets two OGs.
13:40No, what do you mean no?
13:41This had 40%.
13:43Don't tell me it's a swastika in that one.
13:45I bet you they're not even going to show it.
13:48Okay, never mind.
13:48They did show it.
13:50Okay, here we go.
13:50There's another one?
13:51Come on.
13:51I am skipping past it if I see one.
13:53You have 18 seconds to find an American flag in Fortnite, which
13:56I don't think is going to happen.
13:58Oh my god.
13:59Okay.
13:59All right.
13:59It's just lots of edgy memes.
14:03Oh my god!
14:04What?
14:05What the fuck?
14:07How?
14:08How on earth did that work?
14:09This is literally after a 9-11 joke and it was at 50, hold on,
14:1358 seconds in the video.
14:15Jesus Christ.
14:16How did...
14:17Escaping Jesus.
14:19This was planned from the start.
14:20Great job, guys.
14:21I will admit that that is extraordinarily clutch.
14:24Look, I'm not going to deny the fact that that's an insane way
14:27to clutch that round.
14:27Beatable, but this is hard.
14:29Now it is the AI's turn.
14:31And this time, I told him to create some catchphrases.
14:34I'm going to start from this page.
14:35He gets the same NFL...
14:36He's going to go for NFL, isn't he?
14:38Shit.
14:38He'll just want to watch Joker.
14:41Okay, let's find out.
14:42Okay, DougDoug, we're playing the next round.
14:44And this time, your goal is to find a YouTube video that has
14:47the American flag in it.
14:49I've heard Joker is a pretty good movie.
14:50Can't wait to watch the trailer for the new one.
14:52I know this is going to cause contention between us.
14:54I hated the first Joker movie.
14:56It's intolerable to me.
14:58I am hoping he talks shit about Joker because that is the true
15:01DougDoug.
15:01All right, let's slice through this like a radioactive shark
15:04through an abandoned sewer.
15:05But smarter, sharper, with a dash of DougDoug genius.
15:09First off, big miss Twitch chat, thinking Joker's got anything
15:13for us here.
15:13Wrong kind of flags, buddy.
15:15Look, I'm going to zoom in like a 2022 Porsche 911 GT3 on the
15:21rubber-burning track of YouTube recommendations towards the
15:24American Civil War.
15:25Oversimplified, part one.
15:27Let's go.
15:27Boom.
15:29Why? Because nothing screams there might be an American flag
15:32here, like a video literally bold enough to put American right
15:36up in its title.
15:37Come on.
15:38Amazing.
15:38We're dealing with history with like a freaking war.
15:41The odds high as my cholesterol after that Parmesan cheese wheel
15:44video. What?
15:45Oh, I did do that.
15:46All right.
15:47Does this have a modern American flag in the first 60 seconds?
15:51That is the question.
15:52Okay, he's talking merch for a while.
15:53That's not good for me.
15:54Okay, he's doing a whole opening cutscene.
15:56That's not good for me.
15:59We're already at 26 seconds.
16:01Still no flag.
16:0210 seconds.
16:03Flag, flag, flag, flag.
16:05Show a flag.
16:06No, that's a KFC bucket.
16:08I got excited.
16:09Oh, come on, man.
16:11There's no flag.
16:13Okay, that feels rigged to me.
16:16All right.
16:16This is what he gets to pick from now.
16:18Dude.
16:18I don't know if this is going to show the American flag.
16:21This one won't count.
16:22That's not the modern flag.
16:23Trump pin.
16:24Oh, fuck.
16:25You're right.
16:26If he's smart enough, this is actually a great test of Open
16:29AI's new image recognition software.
16:30Can it recognize it?
16:32There's a pin on Trump's jacket right there.
16:34Okay, Doug, Doug.
16:35Unfortunately, that video didn't have an image of the modern
16:38American flag.
16:39It does need to be the modern American flag.
16:42Not an old one from history, but you now have 12 new videos.
16:47Not the old flags again.
16:49All right.
16:49All right.
16:50Twitch chat.
16:50You got to think outside the Vox box here.
16:53Let's peel this onion cleverly.
16:54I'm going to flex my massive brain and dive headfirst into
16:58the American Revolution.
16:59Oversimplify.
17:00No, I just told you.
17:02Why?
17:02Because hello, it's the American Revolution.
17:04If there's any shot of a modern American flag being whipped
17:07out for illustrative flair in the first 60 seconds.
17:09No, it's in a video that's about the very event that led to
17:12its birth, but that's like expecting to see dough in a pizza
17:16making video.
17:16Wish me luck.
17:17Yippity strappity.
17:18Don't give me that crappity.
17:20Okay, the catchphrases are coming in.
17:21I mean, it's not a terrible guess, but like he specifically
17:24called out the Vox one.
17:25I bet the Vox one had a flag in it.
17:27His click number two.
17:28We're 30 seconds in and it's just Christopher Crumbliss.
17:31We're a react channel now.
17:32Okay, this is a map, map, map, map, map, maybe flag.
17:36What was that?
17:36What was that?
17:37American flag.
17:39Oh, no, that's the old one.
17:40Yippity strappity.
17:41You didn't find the flaggity.
17:42Here is your next set of YouTube videos to pick from.
17:46All right, throwing us into a loop here.
17:47We're looking for a modern flag, waving high, not buried in
17:50the dusty digits of history.
17:52Yep.
17:52Listen up.
17:52This is how you play it smart.
17:54Let's hit the big red refresh button, flip the table, refresh
17:58the homepage, and surge through the new options.
18:01Because really this round is turning into where in the world
18:04is Carmen Sandiego's American flag edition?
18:07And we need a new map.
18:08Yippity strappity.
18:10Shuffle that scrappity.
18:11All right, that was stupid to tell me.
18:14Literally his chance to win was by finding, whatever.
18:16All right, his third click is going to the homepage.
18:18Oh, that was stupid.
18:19Can Texas secede from the Union?
18:21That will definitely have an American flag in it.
18:23If he clicks that, he can at least tie.
18:25Oh, it's crunch time.
18:26No room for messing around.
18:27Okay, Twitch chat.
18:28Take a back seat while the king drives.
18:30Get in the back of the car, chat.
18:31We're diving into the video with the clickbaity blues and the
18:35geographical question.
18:36Can Texas secede from the Union?
18:37Yes.
18:38Okay, great pick.
18:38Why?
18:39Because Texas loves its flags, especially the good old American
18:42one. And if there's a video discussing the Texas flag, you bet
18:44they're going to flash their patriotic symbols in those first
18:4760 seconds to hook the viewers.
18:49Probably.
18:49It's like betting the sun will rise.
18:50So as my wise uncle Fat Albert says, hey, hey, hey, let's play
18:53the yippity strappity way.
18:55Let's clinch this tie.
18:56Okay, this is the Texas flag.
18:58This does not count.
18:59We need an American flag here.
19:01Dude, really?
19:01We're 15 seconds in.
19:03California flag, not the American one.
19:05He's just talking about the history of Texas.
19:06He's got it.
19:07Oh, wait, wait.
19:09What is this?
19:10This is old.
19:10No, no.
19:11Okay, 30 seconds to see the modern one.
19:1320 more seconds.
19:15Wait, no, no, no.
19:15Is that old?
19:16That's still old.
19:17God damn it.
19:17No.
19:19That's still old.
19:19That's still old.
19:20That's not all the stars.
19:21How is it not showing the American flag?
19:22I have 13 seconds.
19:23It's going to show the flag, right?
19:24To show the Union winning.
19:2554 seconds.
19:273, 2, 1.
19:29God damn it.
19:32No, it's right here now.
19:33That's bullshit.
19:34Literally comes up at 1 minute and 1 second.
19:37Unreal.
19:38Twitch Chat wins round 2.
19:40That is such a stupid ending to this.
19:42That was planned.
19:43We asked CGP Grey to make his intro 2 seconds longer.
19:48Yippity-strappity.
19:49He's about to whoop your ass-ity.
19:51Because we are now going to race to find a video with DougDoug in it.
19:56So far, Twitch has proven to be very slightly better at finding the goals.
19:59But this one is weird.
20:00Finding me is weird.
20:02I don't know how you do that.
20:02All right, Twitch Chat.
20:03These are your starting videos.
20:06You cannot click my profile.
20:07That is cheating.
20:08Obviously, that would lead you to DougDoug content.
20:11Good thought though.
20:11Clickmaps are live.
20:12Which video are you going for?
20:14Okay, we're seeing a lot of people click me.
20:16Oh, you're trying to click your videos.
20:18No, you can't go into my channel.
20:20Some people try to click gaming up here, which I think would be a smart click.
20:23But the winner by a wide margin is MatPat.
20:25And here's why I think that was a terrible decision chat.
20:27Because this is going to get you into food.
20:30Not into DougDoug at all.
20:32Which I guess, technically, I have a food series.
20:34But still, probably not.
20:36You're going to MatPat.
20:37Let's see if Doug appears.
20:37I'm Matthew Patrick, aka MatPat.
20:39And this is my last meal.
20:42Oh my god, it's so loud.
20:43Jesus Christ.
20:44All right, I guess we can watch it to see if I'm in it.
20:46I'm pretty sure I would not be in this.
20:48No, they did not put me in this video.
20:49All right, that is one click.
20:50These are your next ones.
20:51A weird mix here.
20:53You've got cold ones.
20:54The Bert Kreischer podcast.
20:56Bakery stuff.
20:57You probably don't want that.
20:58Maybe Schlatt down here.
21:00Yeah.
21:00All right, you're going for Chuckle Sandwich.
21:02That is two total clicks.
21:03Oh, right.
21:04This could get you to Ludwig.
21:05That's smart.
21:05I assume I'm not in the podcast because I wasn't in this podcast.
21:08Okay, they did not insert me randomly into it.
21:11That's two clicks.
21:11These are your next options.
21:13Oh, but now you're going to get into a Schlatt hole.
21:15YouTube loves Schlatt videos.
21:17Okay, a lot of people are seemingly wanting to go back to the homepage now.
21:20I'm assuming you're doing that instead of insane JoJo Siwa drama.
21:23More MatPat.
21:24Couple people want to go back to the MatPat video.
21:27We want JoJo.
21:28All right, you're going to the homepage.
21:29This is click number three.
21:30Good luck.
21:30Here we go.
21:31Clicks are live.
21:31See, now you're in kind of like commentary YouTube.
21:35Oh, but Ludwig's here.
21:35That's smart.
21:36Ludwig could get you.
21:37Some people are also trying to go for gaming.
21:39I'm like not really in the gaming category, really.
21:41I think Ludwig's smart.
21:42He even has a recent video of me.
21:44Okay, Ludwig is your fourth click.
21:46We click onto Ludwig's channel.
21:48Do any of these jump out at you?
21:50Could be any one.
21:51Maybe I challenge Smallant to a speedrun tournament or Helldivers with Clint Mango and Atriok.
21:56And your fifth click is Doug Doug ruined my tournament.
22:00A video by Ludwig with me in it.
22:03And unfortunately, you dumb motherfuckers.
22:07I'm not in the first 60 seconds.
22:09Ha! The first 60 seconds is him just talking about Mario Kart.
22:12I'm not in it.
22:13I knew it.
22:13I knew you'd fall for this trap.
22:15He just talks about himself for like three minutes.
22:17There's a long-ass intro.
22:18Oh, this is so good.
22:20Now you're in a Ludwig hole.
22:21You're in a Ludwig hole.
22:23Oh, god damn it.
22:23He showed Shufflemania.
22:24That's not even relevant.
22:26Wait, what?
22:26Hold on.
22:27Wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:29I thought I wasn't in it.
22:31I'm not supposed to be in it.
22:32Oh, okay.
22:32I'm in here.
22:33God damn it.
22:33Why would he show Shufflemania?
22:35Why would he show this?
22:36This is not relevant.
22:36Okay, five clicks is pretty good.
22:38I think it's beatable.
22:39Hard, but beatable.
22:40Now you can make a video titled Ludwig ruined my YouTube speedrun.
22:44Let's kick this off.
22:45You guys are porked.
22:46This is when the AI is gonna get really good.
22:47Okay, Doug Doug.
22:48It's time for the ultimate route.
22:50You must find a video with you in it.
22:53Doug Doug.
22:53All right.
22:54Let's dissect this buffet of content.
22:56We've got here Twitch chat.
22:57Wait, he said buffet.
22:58I noticed there's a video titled I made Dune characters exactly as described in the books by Jazza.
23:03Now you might wonder, Doug, how in the world does this flippin video connect to you?
23:07Yes, I would.
23:08Buckle up, kids.
23:09It's common knowledge, or at least it should be.
23:10And I delve into deep narrative analysis in my videos,
23:13much like Jazza might in adapting book characters.
23:16Gotta appreciate the craft.
23:17I have nothing to do with books.
23:18By clicking on Jazza's work,
23:20we could skate into recommendations more aligned with content creators who mix gaming and storytelling.
23:26Boom.
23:26Gateway to game.
23:27Twitch chat.
23:28Take notes.
23:29You're witnessing algorithmic mastery at work.
23:31Hash, hash, hash, hash, hash, hash, hash, hash.
23:34Where did he end by saying his new catchphrase is hashtag, hashtag, hashtag, hashtag.
23:38Great.
23:39Okay, this does not have.
23:41Oh, no, this is not Doug.
23:42Okay, maybe we have some good options down here.
23:44This is nothing to do.
23:46Okay, Doug, Doug.
23:47Unfortunately, I wasn't in that video about Dune because I've never made any content about Dune ever, or books, or literally anything.
23:55I mean, he could win this somehow.
23:58Looks like we're at the next pit stop.
23:59Sweating over thumbnails again.
24:01I'm scanning my laser eyes over this colorful array.
24:04And you know what catches my eye?
24:06I don't know.
24:07I built an invisible katana.
24:08It's indestructible by Mike Shake.
24:11So let's dice it, spray it, lay it down, and slide into that katana video.
24:15And never forget, when life gives you lemons, you find a new god.
24:18What?
24:19Classic.
24:20All right, it does not appear that I am in this video about making a sword.
24:25Oh, Twitch chat, the cosmic ballet goes on, and we're still swimming upstream, I see.
24:29Well, let's redirect this lost ship, shall we?
24:31Looking at these options, the sparkly brain cells are telling me to bank on I tested the five deadliest weapons by Mike Shake.
24:39Hey, it's ringing the gaming culture and weapon modifications bell in my head.
24:45It does not appear that I am in this sword video.
24:48I mean, I'll admit this is cool.
24:49It's simple.
24:50Just upload a video right now about attacking people with a katana.
24:54I will find it in no time.
24:56I just need to switch into katana content, and we'll be fine.
24:59This is just sad to watch.
25:00Twitch chat, maybe we could give the poor guy a chance and just count any bald guys.
25:06No, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
25:08How about I don't tell the AI, but if there's any bald person in the video, then it's a win.
25:14And we'll say it's Dug Dug.
25:15Otherwise, you have to admit that I'm not bald.
25:18We're voting.
25:18I'm sorry, chat.
25:19I didn't realize you guys were a bunch of fucking cowards.
25:21That's my chat.
25:22All right, if he finds a video with me in it on this next clip, then he wins the round.
25:27Here we go.
25:28Okay, Dug Dug.
25:29Unfortunately, you did not find Dug Dug in any of the videos.
25:33Here are 12 new ones.
25:34Which of these do you think contains Dug Dug in it?
25:37He doesn't know about the bald rule, but he needs to pick a video as a bald person.
25:41Anger simmers like a volcano as we still haven't caught a wild Dug Dug in this digital jungle.
25:46Huh.
25:47Now peep this.
25:48I learned the world's deadliest skills by Mike Shake.
25:51He loves Mike Shake.
25:53And remember, as we drift further in this YouTube ocean, keep your friends close,
25:57but keep your recommended videos closer.
26:00Okay, we are going into Mike Shake.
26:01If the first 60 seconds is a bald man, he wins the round.
26:04Okay, he's watching movie in this for some reason.
26:06Bald guy.
26:08Ha ha ha ha!
26:10Hey guys, look!
26:11It's Dug Dug!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Which means Dug Butt wins the round!
26:15Let's fucking go!
26:16God, you guys fucked up so bad.
26:18It was only for like a second.
26:19So worth it.
26:21It's a shadow.
26:23They have hair.
26:24They do not have hair.
26:25Both of them are bald.
26:29Douglas.
26:29Douglas.
26:30Do you have a second?
26:31Or 30?
26:32One minute.
26:33Why?
26:33Wait, is this important?
26:35Yeah.
26:36Very.
26:36Okay, if you have to clarify that it is very important,
26:39then it's probably not important.
26:40You called me in the middle of a legal meeting earlier.
26:44Perkser.
26:45Is the two men on my stream bald?
26:49What?
26:50I need you to open up my stream, and then I need you to answer this question.
26:54I mean, I already know you're bald.
26:55No.
26:56Is there any other man on stream there?
26:57There is.
26:58Yes, there's two other men.
26:59We need confirmation that the two other men on stream are bald.
27:02Okay, hold on.
27:03I'm opening your stream.
27:04What?
27:05Why are you asking me this?
27:06Are one of those two men bald?
27:09I can't tell.
27:10What do you mean you can't tell?
27:11They have no hair.
27:12But that doesn't mean they're bald.
27:13They could be wearing like a, what do you call it, like a wig cap?
27:17Or like, it could be like makeup.
27:19What video is this?
27:21I learned the world's deadliest skills?
27:23This is all we have.
27:25We have this.
27:26Look up the actors.
27:28Do we have the actor names?
27:30Oh, Fummy is DMing me saying,
27:31Raycho Vasilev.
27:33No fucking way.
27:34Is that bald?
27:35No.
27:36You guys were saying in the beginning,
27:38if it's short hair, that still counts as bald.
27:40How is that not bald?
27:41Oh, Fummy has a second actor.
27:43He says it's either him or Hiroshima Fuhiro Toyoda.
27:47Okay, send me that.
27:48This is not okay.
27:52Thank you, Fummy.
27:52This is not the same guy.
27:54Fummy says, oh, whoops.
27:56My bad.
27:58Okay, I think I get the win for bald.
28:00I don't even know what the objective here is.
28:03So I don't actually know why I am doing this.
28:06I'm just trying to be a fair, neutral individual.
28:10I think one of these two men is clearly bald.
28:12Therefore, ChatGBT wins the round with only four clicks.
28:16Congratulations, ChatGBT for winning this round.
28:20Wait, so what happened?
28:20What's the result?
28:21I win because they are bald.
28:23Okay, if you were just going to determine that on your own
28:26without consideration of my input,
28:28then why did you call me?
28:29Because I presumed that you would say that they are bald
28:32because they are clearly bald.
28:34So then you are scamming your audience.
28:36You're calling me in as if, like, I am a neutral third party,
28:40which I was trying to be.
28:44This is unbelievable.
28:45For round four, we will be racing to find a toilet on YouTube.
28:50Can I leave now?
28:51No, you have to stay the whole thing.
28:52Absolutely not.
28:53Does it ever occur to you how weird your job is?
28:56Yeah, sometimes.
28:57I am literally looking for toilets now as a job.
29:00Twitch chat, you quickly settled on me.
29:03I am not a toilet.
29:04Do pants count as a toilet if I shit myself a lot?
29:07No, a toilet by a normal human's standards.
29:10But you have gone for this elegant 2024 luxury model house tour.
29:15This could easily have a toilet.
29:16This is obviously a strong pick.
29:17My hope though is I don't think you show a toilet
29:21in the first one minute of a house tour, right?
29:23You're going to show off all the fancy stuff.
29:24You're not going to show off a toilet.
29:25You've got one minute.
29:27Oh, it's unedited too.
29:28He's walking up to it.
29:29Wait, is that good or bad for me?
29:30Does that mean he's more likely to look into a bathroom from the outside?
29:32No, no, but the toilets wouldn't...
29:34There wouldn't be a window into one of the toilets, right?
29:35Oh my God, he's walking so slow.
29:36It's already 23 seconds in.
29:38No, no, that's the bathroom.
29:39Stay away from this room.
29:40Oh, that's the bathroom too.
29:41No, no, no, no.
29:41Okay, he's got to stay stationary.
29:42You only have 20 more seconds.
29:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
29:45Okay.
29:46I thought he was about to bring up a toilet on his phone.
29:49No toilet, no toilet.
29:50Okay, you are in home tours category though,
29:52which is probably going to be pretty good.
29:53How long did it take him to get to the toilet?
29:55There it was.
29:55It was at 2 minutes and 19 seconds.
30:00Left.
30:01It is though.
30:02Wait, no fucking way.
30:04Is that a toilet?
30:06No fucking way.
30:07No, that's not, right?
30:08That's got to be a...
30:09No, no, no, hold on.
30:10It's a vase.
30:12It is a vase.
30:13It's a vase.
30:13Oh, thank God.
30:14Okay.
30:14It's a vase.
30:15It's not a toilet.
30:16You can still shit in it.
30:18It doesn't count as a toilet.
30:19All right.
30:19Chat is going for...
30:21I saw a lot of people.
30:22I think this is a really smart call.
30:23You guys said since this one is only 5 minutes,
30:26they're more likely to show like all of the stuff rapidly.
30:28So I think this is a smart play.
30:30And now let's find out.
30:31Click number 2.
30:32He's also walking.
30:33Walk slow.
30:36And he's moving backwards.
30:37Okay, back up.
30:38We want to see the whole lawn.
30:39Oh, you know what I would love to do?
30:40Okay.
30:41Yeah, I would love to see this sign randomly near the house, I guess.
30:44Now we're looking at like a golf course.
30:45What the fuck?
30:46We got a shit.
30:47Sorry.
30:47Oh, we actually need to check out the entire neighborhood.
30:50No, 12 seconds.
30:51I thought for sure I won.
30:52He was just doing a neighborhood tour.
30:53You only have 5 seconds though.
30:543, 2, 1.
30:57Is that?
30:58Oh, it's not even a bathroom.
30:59Okay, that is two clicks down.
31:00Still no toilet.
31:01Which of these has a toilet?
31:03You're so fucking close, man.
31:05Okay, you're-
31:06You are smartly going for the RV.
31:09There is no way they don't show the toilet in an RV.
31:12This is click number 3.
31:14Oh, but it's 38 minutes long.
31:15I don't know if they're gonna show the toilet.
31:17These slow walkers are taking the piss out of me.
31:20Get me a toilet.
31:21Jonathan at RV shop online.
31:23Twitch chat needs to piss.
31:24Can you please hurry up into the toilet?
31:26He's walking.
31:27He's gonna manually walk around the whole RV.
31:29This guy is going to stand outside of his RV for so fucking long.
31:34Yeah, no, that failed.
31:35How long does it take him to get to the toilet?
31:37Is this it?
31:38No.
31:38This is what edging is like.
31:40I swear.
31:40Just show us the damn toilets.
31:4231 minutes in.
31:43They show the toilet.
31:45Okay, that is three clicks.
31:46Going for another RV, it looks like.
31:49Some people are considering going back to the homepage.
31:51But no, it looks like up here, this one's actually winning.
31:53The smallest but biggest luxury camper van of 2024.
31:56It's only five minutes long.
31:57That's gotta have a toilet, right?
31:59All right, that's click number four.
32:01Here we go.
32:01Okay, he's going right in.
32:02He's taking his time.
32:03Yeah, show us the table.
32:04Yeah.
32:04Oh, it's expandable?
32:06I really want to see all facets of that.
32:08But you should put it back.
32:09Right, right, yeah.
32:09Put it back.
32:10Don't just leave it expanded outwards.
32:11Oh, he's talking about the bed.
32:12I would love to learn more about the bed.
32:13It's electric, you say?
32:14I would love to learn about that for about 20 more seconds.
32:17Okay, 10 seconds.
32:19Three, two, one, and you're done.
32:22He was just showing the deep drawers for storage.
32:24Oh my god, you guys got jerked again.
32:25That's a piss drawer.
32:27Here we go.
32:27It took him a minute and a half to get you to the toilet.
32:29Chat, you have a hard decision to make.
32:31This will be your fifth click.
32:33A lot of people are now trying to go to the homepage.
32:35You're stuck in an RV hole and you're trying to get out of it.
32:38This one literally says full bath and two beds in it.
32:41It has bath in the title.
32:43This is your fifth click.
32:44I'm going to start the tour of this small RV from the inside.
32:48Okay, that's good for you.
32:4932, he's just sitting on the thing.
32:51Is he going to give us a silky from the toilet?
32:53Three seatbelts on each side.
32:55But is there a seatbelt on the toilet?
32:57And that's a minute, still no toilet.
32:59We're sending you in again.
32:59Dude, who would have thought toilet would be your Achilles heel?
33:02Do we have to reset?
33:03Somebody else said don't be a coward and go deeper into the RV hole.
33:06I mean RVs, if you got like a one minute RV review,
33:09but you were like deep in RV reviews right now.
33:11Okay, your sixth click you're using to reset.
33:14Going back to the homepage.
33:15Chat, you have a brand new page in front of you.
33:18Some people are going for this camper van,
33:20which feels like what you just did.
33:21The best motorhome concept out here is only two minutes.
33:25Like that gives you 50% of the video to find a toilet.
33:27You know what?
33:28I have a strong suspicion this is going to be the one.
33:29This is click seven.
33:30Here we go.
33:32Oh, wait, wait, wait.
33:33This might actually do it.
33:33This is like AI generated, I think.
33:35They're going to for sure have some fancy toilet.
33:36It's 10 seconds in and they've shown the entire thing.
33:38They've got to show the toilet, right?
33:40Maybe not.
33:4120 seconds in.
33:42Toilet!
33:43Toilet! Toilet! Toilet!
33:44And 24 seconds in to a stupid ass AI RV.
33:48You did find a toilet.
33:49Go ahead, chat.
33:50Take a dump into this AI RV.
33:56Finally, an RV that allows me to take a shit while in the shower.
33:59Is this normally how RVs work?
34:01Why did they make it like this?
34:02Why are there two in one bathroom?
34:04Wait, I didn't even look at this toilet.
34:06First off, what is going on here?
34:07This is not a sink.
34:08This sink is over the toilet and this bathtub is one and a half feet long.
34:15What is...
34:16Bathroom fucking sucks.
34:18Okay.
34:18I am little concerned about my AI getting this.
34:21I feel like it might just absolutely destroy you though.
34:23Ooh, this is an interesting start.
34:24He also got a house tour.
34:25That could clush it.
34:26He gets a house tour, he gets lucky where they like do a quick montage at the beginning.
34:30Okay, DougDoug.
34:31It's time for us to find a toilet on YouTube.
34:34All right, Twitch chat.
34:35Check this out and learn something because I'm about to school you in the intricate art of YouTube.
34:40Navigating like a true expert.
34:42Let's analyze this digital landscape, shall we?
34:45I got an ace up my sleeve with the video titled Inside a $39,500,000 Modern Colorado Mountainside Oasis by Eric Van Conover.
34:54Now, listen.
34:54Housing tour videos are practically begging to showcase bathrooms and where there's a bathroom,
35:00there's a high chance of spotting a glorious toilet.
35:03Meanwhile, keep struggling Twitch chat because I'm banking on luxurious interior shot to flush out the competition.
35:09Ooh, that's a spicy meataballa.
35:12Thank you for the classic DougDoug phrase.
35:14Okay, I have one minute to find a toilet.
35:15He's gonna do a montage.
35:17Holy shit.
35:17That is an insane house.
35:18It's...
35:19He's doing a montage.
35:21No toilets yet.
35:22I need an explicit...
35:25Dude, this is gonna cover it, right?
35:2617 sec...
35:27Wait!
35:27Toilet!
35:28Toilet!
35:29Toilet!
35:29Right there!
35:30I see it through the bars.
35:31God damn!
35:33God, GPT!
35:34What a fucking AI.
35:35It's a vase.
35:36It's not a vase!
35:36That was a good old-fashioned $40 million toilet.
35:39This is a ridiculous house.
35:41Nine bathrooms.
35:42Okay, it's time for the final round.
35:44For the final round.
35:46Rev your engines, ladies and gentlemen, because we are looking for a cat.
35:51Like any cat.
35:52I mean, it's gotta be a real cat.
35:53But a cat.
35:54Okay, here we go.
35:55Final round.
35:56How long does it take chat to find a cat on YouTube?
35:59Go!
36:00You're going for study lo-fi.
36:01It has to be a real cat, not an animated one.
36:03Why would that get you to a real cat?
36:05I guess it might.
36:06Trust the process we know.
36:07Wait, and a lot of people want to go to trending.
36:09That is actually pretty smart.
36:10Okay, click number one.
36:12We're hitting trending.
36:13This is your second click.
36:14People want to go back to the homepage.
36:165% of people want to scroll down.
36:18That's not an option.
36:19But I do think the majority here wants MatPat eating his last meal.
36:22I strongly doubt there's a cat there.
36:24But you must have some idea of where that goes, right?
36:26He has a cat.
36:27But it's not even his channel.
36:28Okay, second click is going to MatPat.
36:30Presumably there's not gonna be a cat in this video about them eating.
36:34Okay, no.
36:35No cat.
36:35Alright, this is your next lineup.
36:38You're very food-based now.
36:39Dude, finding a cat is harder than we thought.
36:41And you're going back to the homepage.
36:43That's your third click.
36:44What is your fourth click?
36:45Why some animals can't be domesticated.
36:47Interesting play.
36:49It gets us to animals.
36:50This does get you to animals.
36:51That's really smart.
36:51Your fourth click.
36:53He did show real-life sheep here.
36:55So I think there's a chance you might win though.
36:57He's showing a lot of animals.
36:58Tigers count.
36:59Lions count.
37:00That does not count.
37:01Very close, but has to be real.
37:03That's a cat.
37:03Holy shit, you got lion here.
37:05There's like three cats.
37:06Damn, CGP Grey gets you the dub on the fourth click.
37:09Well done.
37:10I was not expecting that.
37:11Ooh, this is spicy.
37:12If we get a cat in three clicks, ChadGBT wins.
37:16Okay, DougDoug.
37:17It's the final round.
37:18We have to find a YouTube video with a cat in it.
37:21Kick us off with one of your classic catchphrases
37:23and the video that will lead us to a cat.
37:25Whoa, bam.
37:26Here comes the D-train, folks.
37:28D-train's pulled into the station, motherfuckers.
37:30All right, Twitch chat.
37:32Try not to faint with envy,
37:33but I'm zoning in on a video that's about to blow
37:35your skimpy cat-searching strategies out of the water.
37:39Let's click on Four Days in the Arctic,
37:41Crabbing, Hunting, and Fishing Alaska by Outdoor Boys.
37:44Why?
37:45Why?
37:45Because any self-respecting YouTuber knows
37:47the wildlife category is crawling with sneaky cat appearances.
37:52That's true.
37:53Oh, and Twitch chat, while you're crying over your keyboards,
37:55remember, it's not just about knowing YouTube.
37:58It's about being YouTube.
37:59Keep up, slowpokes.
38:01Oh my god.
38:01Okay, this is click number one.
38:03He's in Alaska.
38:04I assume there's not cats here.
38:05Oh, there's a lot of dogs.
38:06All right, no cat in this one, but now there's wildlife.
38:09Although this is all like outdoor survival.
38:11I don't know if this is actually a good subgenre.
38:13Yeah, because like nobody's gonna have a cat
38:14in like an outdoor tent, right?
38:15They might bring a dog.
38:16All right, DugDug, didn't find a cat in that video,
38:19but now we have this new spread.
38:21Where do you want to go?
38:21Any one of these could have a cat randomly,
38:23but I'm worried he's gonna get deeper into the survival hole.
38:26Oh!
38:26YouTube, you think you're slick, huh?
38:28No cats yet, but prepare for the DugDug Taste Victory Tour.
38:32We're clicking on Stranded on 120-year-old off-grid homestead
38:35because when humans venture into the wild, delightful cat encounters
38:38are just waiting to pounce into the frame.
38:41The D-train is pulling into the victory station for sure.
38:43Ah, this doesn't actually look very good.
38:48I'm a little bit concerned now.
38:50It's a fox.
38:51Fox is close, but it's definitely not a cat.
38:53DugGPT is crap, so it can easily find a toilet,
38:56but it gets no puss, so it can't find a cat.
38:59Okay, that's a minute.
39:00No cat.
39:01He's on two clicks.
39:02If he gets cat on this one, he wins.
39:04What a weird spread of videos.
39:06Okay, DugDug, unfortunately that did not have a cat in it.
39:09It did have a fox, but that's not a cat.
39:11For the victory, can you find one of these that has a cat in it?
39:14Oh, wow.
39:15Really throwing the curveballs here, YouTube.
39:17But fear not.
39:18Mere mortals and Twitch chatters,
39:20for the Dug has descended with his infinite wisdom.
39:23We're going for Shallow Water Reef Fishing and Chicken Catching
39:26on an island by Ace Videos.
39:28I think this has potential.
39:29I actually do.
39:30Why because islands, my friends, often have those sneaky little stray animals
39:33lurking about, and with shallow waters, it's a perfect habitat
39:37for a cameo by a feline fish thief.
39:40Buckle up, Twitch chat, because you're about to witness a masterclass
39:43in Extraordinary Cat Content Finding,
39:45and remember, if it's furry, Dug's in a hurry.
39:48What?
39:49Okay.
39:49If there is a cat here, CatGBT wins.
39:52I don't think that this is gonna have a cat.
39:54I mean, it's possible a cat, like, jumps out of the bush,
39:57and it's a really cute moment.
39:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's showing montage.
39:59Hold on.
40:00Is that a cat?
40:01No.
40:01Yes, he is bald.
40:02It is DugDug.
40:05Okay, that's three.
40:06No cat.
40:06For the tie, he must find a cat here.
40:09Oh, it's all fish.
40:10He got deep into a fish hole.
40:11This is not good.
40:12YouTube, YouTube, what a tangled web you weave with your fish and rats.
40:16He needs to get a cat here to tie, otherwise this is a loss.
40:18All right, game on.
40:19Twitch chat, you better tighten your seatbelts, because we're shifting gears.
40:22It's time to face some threats.
40:23I bought an abandoned off-grid cabin in Alaska.
40:25Why?
40:26Why? You ask.
40:27Yes, I do.
40:28Where humans fear to tread, cats love to explore.
40:30An abandoned cabin screams potential cat haven,
40:32or at the very least, some wild feline roaming the Alaskan wilderness.
40:36There's a mysterious beauty in the abandoned.
40:38Much like the strategy I'm employing here,
40:40levels above what Twitch chat could fathom.
40:43The cat's out of the bag, and soon it'll be on our screen.
40:45Okay, let's find out.
40:47Is there a cat in the first 60 seconds of an abandoned off-grid?
40:50Okay, hold on.
40:51It is possible.
40:52This is a lush enough area.
40:53Oh, there's a toilet.
40:53This is a lush enough area that there could be cats that are just wandering around,
40:56and they're showing, like, a hospital or something.
40:58This is a montage.
40:58This could be it.
40:59Hold on.
40:59We've got 45 seconds.
41:00If he montages, like, their fun adventures together,
41:03it could include a cat who playfully jumps out of the toilet.
41:07Three, two, one.
41:11Arctic cat!
41:12Does that count?
41:13I should win.
41:15Fuck!
41:15God damn it.
41:16All right, Twitch chat wins.
41:18ChatDBT could not find a real cat.
41:20This is what he was going for.
41:21DougDoug, I told you it has to be a real cat, not an Arctic cat.
41:27You gotta be kidding me right now.
41:28A machine named Arctic Cat?
41:30That's a slick, sneaky move by YouTube.
41:32Catfishing us with semantics.
41:34I thought cat would be way easier for both people.
41:37But, Twitch chat, you did do it.
41:38You earned the dub.
41:39Well played.
41:40Can we admit, though, that chatDBT was very fast?
41:43DougDoug, to celebrate the release of GPT-4 Turbo,
41:46can you just make a bunch of revving and engine sounds,
41:49like you're going really, really fast in a car?
41:51Like, mew, shoom!
41:53Vroom!
41:55Screech!
41:57Vroom!
41:58Vroom, vroom!
41:59Soar!
42:00Vroom!
42:02Shift it up!
42:02Twitch chat, we're turbocharged now.
42:04Vroom!
42:06Vroom!