Coyotl Hero And Beast S01 E02
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00:00You
00:30You
00:41We did it just like that we didn't see them coming I'm telling you man, there's a shitload of them armed to the teeth
00:47I'm telling the truth you have to believe me. I mean, why would I lie to you?
00:51The boss is in the back
00:55Keep rehearsing you asshole
00:57We both know that the boss has a bad temper
01:03Are you thirsty?
01:09Hey boss
01:13They they disrespected you sir
01:17They disrespected me when ah
01:21Right, I think it was the day before yesterday
01:24That
01:27Happened two days ago
01:29Sure took you long enough to tell me about it
01:33Till that luck they attacked us in neutral territory so we can't let him talk
01:39You can talk right?
01:41How do you like your coconut?
01:43hmm
01:44With chili and lemon you want with hot sauce
01:47or with gummies
01:50Okay
01:55Huh look boss
01:58It was supposed to be a done deal boss
02:01We didn't see them coming
02:03There was a shitload of the bullets were flying everywhere
02:05They let me live so I didn't come back and tell people wait a sec. Wait a sec. So you can tell people
02:11Yeah, they told me that from now on that I a runs the intersection and that in order to cross we would have to pay
02:17up
02:20You don't say huh
02:23Drink up. This is the house special way better than the ones they have in Caleta
02:33Hey, you like it spiked or not spiked huh?
02:39Not spiked thank you
02:42No fucking way
02:44Because it's spiked
02:53I just hate these bloody coconuts
03:11Clean me up you asshole
03:22I
03:52Love you
04:08If Dula is calling you then it means he knows something, right
04:13Aren't you gonna pick up?
04:15No
04:16We're going to wait a couple of more days so that El Centro gets pissed with Laraya
04:20I just hope he doesn't get too angry. It'll cost us
04:25That a couple Kenya is known for being a hothead. It won't take long
04:29I'm pretty hotheaded myself. Very better. Don't
04:34Thank you
04:37That better get going
04:39Let's shut the door behind you while you're at it. All right, of course
04:50Oh
05:16Get off
05:21Oh
05:24Hey
05:26What's up boss go and get Cisco right now move it get this go you idiot bring him to me
05:35Those motherfuckers
05:37They're fucking with me. Yeah, I
05:41Said get off of me woman. Don't take a shower. Will you?
05:51Pop pop pop
05:53Anyway, that's how it is Narcos dude real messy business
05:57Super punch. I'm better in real life than in video games
06:00It is what it is that ass loop. It has it harder though in a way. He's basically muscle meaning. I'm the brains
06:06Yeah, I'll catch you later, bro
06:08Gonna exercise to clear my mind and stuff
06:20I
06:50Can't see what I just saw
07:15Come on you dickhead. Why did you lock the door? I knock it next. I cannot see what I just saw
07:21Oh
07:36What's up, so sir, I just got off the bus and listen, what is it? Don't tell me you're having doubts
07:43Absolutely. No refunds, buddy. I want you to kill that Cimarron. I want to remind them when I don't exactly we are
07:51Yeah, and who runs the shit show
07:55Listen Cisco, you're going to have to keep a low profile for now
07:59And no one should ever see it coming. You got that
08:02Shit, bro. You're the rock star here. You know, what's up? Ain't nobody out there sees me
08:07Look, what's about sending messages Cisco? Huh? So you will have to make it very clear. Hello, honey
08:14Look at that. That one's really nice. What?
08:18The fuck you talking about I'm just talking to the lady here. Okay, cool down a sec
08:23Put me down for two months. Okay, babe. No, hey, hold on. Hold on. No one messes with
08:30Fucking business over the partners of El Centro
08:33Now those big deals they think they own the goddamn Plaza, but you know what? They're gonna get it. Well, yeah for sure
08:39They're gonna get it
08:42I
08:46Want those fuckers running around like headless chickens, I
08:50Want to hear their screams in my dreams so I can finally sleep. Peacefully
08:54Huh? I want to feel their blood under my fucking sheets so I can get rid of the fucking ice test
08:59I can feel in my veins you got that key
09:04But be careful
09:12You
09:17Lupe are you jacking off in there or what? Don't use my towel to wipe off your jizz. All right
09:26Lupe
09:28What's the matter? You're acting weird
09:32It's like when you hit that bird with a slingshot. Come on. I know you look Lupe
09:38They almost killed me in the end. I left
09:41What are you even doing here, you know, they're gonna kill you
09:46Not if I get to kill them first
09:50So, are you going to tell me what happened to you come on tell me
10:00I'm telling you Lupe. You're gonna get yourself killed. You gotta be more careful
10:05Take a shower I can open the dragon and and you can get some rest
10:11Joe
10:13What's up, thank you
10:18Sure thing, man
10:35Oh
11:05Oh
11:36So did you happen to bring any gum for us?
11:46And you're not gonna give me any open your mouth you pretty pig
11:51No, it's got his drool now, I don't mind I win take it here this is for you
11:58And this is for you to be
12:12Hey, aren't you gonna give me my half no
12:14No
12:22Lali has a new boyfriend now, but wasn't Enrique her boyfriend
12:26He was but she has a new one. I mean, you know that girl, right? She has no shame
12:44Oh
12:56Hey grandma, don't move don't don't move or you will ruin your nails. I'll be right back
13:00Oh
13:14Lovely someone's serenading you sweetheart
13:21Grandma watch your soap opera go and sit
13:30Going on asshole over
13:33We went down to your chick's place and played her that song over
13:36then over and
13:39And nothing over
13:42Give me more dude. I said give me more
13:45She come out
13:47Over that's a negative boss over. I don't know what a fuck negative means over
13:52One more you asshole
13:57Look look, oh who the hell's that guy? Hey boss
14:02Oh
14:20Hello, they're beautiful
14:22Tell me where the hell were you? I called you a thousand times. Oh, yeah. Well, I missed you too, sweetie
14:28If they find out you're alive
14:33You're gonna have to leave town
14:37It's your grandma here don't you get what's happening Lupe they're all over the yeah, I know they're all over the place
14:44I just saw them
14:53Don't make a sound okay
15:02Open up goddammit
15:13What do you want why hello
15:17Why are you here it's already late I asked the boys to serenade you but you didn't come out
15:23It's that so how romantic of you
15:26You weren't there
15:29All I saw was two assholes in a truck, well, they're my people
15:37Look it doesn't matter. I got you some champagne. I thought you buried that guy
15:41I had my boys serenade you but you didn't even come out
15:45Are you shoving it in my face?
15:48Thank you my love, but you need to calm down a little
15:51Oh
15:53The fuck's in here nobody let go nobody if I catch you with some dudes you're done for I'm telling you now
15:59What is it? I think that he left. There's nobody around here
16:14Who is this young man Jenny just a friend granny
16:22Who is he just a friend granny just a friend. Hmm. The names are my deal ma'am. Nice to meet you
16:34All right, sweetheart you have to behave yourself you gotta think about which fucking side you're on
16:42You
16:49Just stay right here take care of her let's go
16:55Look for that asshole who's hovering around my woman
17:12I
17:42Fuck killed my men anyway, and who the fuck freed my migrants
17:51They asked you a fucking question
17:54There was some gangster that we grabbed boss and they say that it was a fucking monster
18:03A monster, yeah
18:10Come help me with this shit
18:12I
18:20Don't really believe in monsters
18:23Do you I didn't even believe in the chupacabra when it was on TV boss
18:32Then go kill them all I
18:35Don't want any gossip
18:39The only monsters in this fucking town is us
18:43I
18:50Want the head of to let's hit man, I
18:53Don't want him going around pretending to be the boogeyman
18:57That asshole probably thinks that he can scare us away easily
19:02Guys nothing but a moron
19:13Damn it Carmen what I tell you about leaving the sauces on the table people are gonna end up stealing them and you Rafa
19:19Just stop mopping ready and take out those crates of beer. They'll be here soon to replace them
19:23Just ignore him and you go and take other beer cartons wait Ling you question to my authority here
19:30Do you remember how dad raised us with an iron fist? And if you don't respect me, then my employees they're never gonna fear me
19:37One that iron fish should have died with our father's to nobody's afraid of you and three
19:43You are the one taking out those beer crates you
19:46the short guy
19:50Hey
19:54Gentlemen
19:56You want some coffee or some bread with cream?
19:59You're the fucking chink who was shooting yesterday, aren't you?
20:03Fellas, are we not equals here?
20:06Yeah, it is you
20:08Just listen, so you'll understand
20:11Cuz that guy wanted to kill you, but I'll never allow all that violent stuff inside my restaurant
20:17Hey, would you owe it to the kid?
20:20No
20:21It's that guy who owes me because he kidnapped me then he left me for dead in the desert
20:28Man I guess we really owe you, huh?
20:31No, no, no, don't say that
20:33Besides the way I see it anyone respectable in this town
20:37Would have done the same thing that I did. I'm also sure that you guys for me at least would have done the same thing
20:54Now where's your pal but that guy's not my pal that's good. Let's look at the shit. He got you in I
21:00I believe you
21:02But only because it takes seven little Chinamen like you to load up a rifle got that shorty
21:29Oh
21:38Good morning, ma'am
21:50Okay, there you go there the bosses eggs got it I'll make sure not to break them all right
22:00Hey boss, hey boss
22:06Boss come on
22:08Just left for you. What is it?
22:11Well, it's a damn box. Yeah, but damn box of what and who brought it?
22:15I don't know boss, but it was a guy driving a pickup truck. He was wearing a hat and glasses
22:21And he said they're your eggs
22:24Inside the Lenny the back inside
22:54Your eggs those men really crack me up
23:02Hey honey
23:25Aren't you going to greet me? Good morning. Good morning, Jenny
23:33You want a ride or what?
23:45So were you scared Selena, of course I was I didn't think that the Narcos would mess with
23:52And they wouldn't dare cross the mayor they just came to say that they're doing that thing
23:56Oh their thing
23:58My sister-in-law who lives in Juarez all she did was ask for her daughter to be returned to her
24:02Bastard sent her a hand the hand of a daughter who knows who's it is
24:06Not like it's important to them
24:08All they really want is to cause fear among the townsfolk besides what they sent her was a white hand and the girl was normal
24:14Normal Selena, huh?
24:16So there was one time when one of those Salvadorans those people who are always out on the road
24:21They told me about this incident where some guy was fed his son's hand. Come on enough with your fucking horror stories
24:27No, I'm losing my appetite finish those eggs already. Will you hurry up? Come on? You're such a was
24:36Let me help you ain't no problem
24:39What's up, we're gonna go going up my wife out go on then
24:47It's don't you say Lenny am I right? All right now if I may
25:04You see, I don't want to get myself dirty
25:07No, it's Lenny
25:09And you Guero
25:12Why don't you tell me how you like your eggs?
25:14Soft boy, who are you and what do you want? What do I want? I want a quiet breakfast
25:21This is my house. Okay, so you just can't come in here and threaten me
25:25Okay, but who's threatening you?
25:29Cuz I'm not
25:32I've come to set the record straight and clear things up with you
25:37I
25:39Listen you have to stop fucking with my boss. You hear me and stop licking that bitch in my own ass. Will ya?
25:53God damn it. Well, don't be so scared. Shall we have breakfast?
25:59Yeah, let's clear this up well once and for all look I'm a good friend of the company you think we're a bunch of idiots
26:04Guero
26:07Everyone knows about this arrangement of yours everything. Okay, dear. Hey, honey
26:12Yeah, there's my cousin from the beset aside. He's just visiting. He won't stay for long
26:17What's going on cousin? Good morning. Good morning cousin. Now. Tell me something. How do you like your eggs?
26:23I like them over easy, of course
26:25Just like me. Yeah, I think I like my eggs over easy as much as you. Oh my god, really
26:33Let's see how many eggs we have here. Oh
26:37Oh
26:45Senorita why are you playing hard-to-get the boss always wins anyway? Oh really? Oh, yeah. That's why he's the boss, right?
26:55Okay, fine then go be useful go get that for me
27:07Oh
27:09Well, you look at that. You're really useful. Don't get ahead of yourself. Okay, we're only playing nice with you because we really respect the boss
27:15I
27:16Got it. I
27:18Just wanted to give you some shots to say. Thank you. That's all I'm trying to do. Sure thing
27:27So do you guys want a shot
27:29That's a little too early. We're all good here. Come on, man. You'll need it to stay up
27:33You guys were taking care of me all night
27:36I
28:00Think goes by the dose, but you need that. Are you okay?
28:07You
28:10Everything all right, Senorita
28:13Yeah, I just got scared there's the big scorpion back there
28:20Here you go
28:27Now don't play too hard to get all right
28:30Because damn girl that boss is really Gaga for you. Did you know that?
28:36I
28:40You are one lucky woman
28:43Well, if you like him so much go ahead. What the hell are you saying? I guess it takes two shots to loosen you up
28:53Now listen closely because the big boss has plenty of whores like you just for the fun of it
28:59But when your time passes, that's when you know, you're really screwed cuz then it's gonna be not turn
29:06Just one more thing
29:08My partner doesn't drink. He's religious. It's enough man. Let her go. Yeah
29:17You should know you're not gonna get rid of us so easily but thank you very much for the shot miss
29:37But
29:39Why sweetie is there a problem why didn't you invite him?
29:43Also, I had no idea that you had such a nice family. The opportunity hasn't come up yet
29:49And what exactly do you do a cousin? You look like you're doing well
29:53Well, I guess I do a bit of everything. I'm a lucky man. That's just my thing. Are you married? Are you with?
29:59So you're not a cop. So what's with the whole interrogation thing? Come on. Yikes. We're separated
30:05Because someone was cheating Oh
30:09I'm pretty sure you're a real heartbreaker. I'm not anymore. Now. I have a daughter here. Take a look. Let's see her
30:17she's
30:18She's the light of my life my dearest
30:22Salona be more careful
30:25She's really cute, isn't she? This is your daughter. She's beautiful. I don't know what I'm gonna do when she grows up
30:33Well cousin might as well start practicing today we're having a consent yet
30:39Selena get Kiko over. Sorry cousin
30:42Cousin here came to talk about important family matters. Not that stuff. What do you think is here for Kikos kids in yet?
30:47I'll just hold on cousin
30:51That sounds great go on Selena get your daughter
30:54And
30:57I'll leave you two to talk about important matters. I'm leaving now. Why thank you
31:04I'll see you at the party. You're gonna be at the godparents table with us. Okay. All right
31:17So who's Kika you are
31:22Look here darling
31:25I have a little something that fell straight out of the sky
31:29And if I'm going to be sitting at the godparents table, why not give the little girl a bit of cash for whatever she needs
31:35Sorry, I meant the big girl
31:39That's so generous of you cousin
31:42It runs in the back. I know right now. What do you say Selena? Thank you very much
31:47No
31:54Eyes use this you got something else you're gonna need to lick your own wounds boss. Oh
31:59Relax, I'm good mom. We all know they ran off. Oh, yeah, they were scared to death. No, I mean you guys
32:05I had to face them all by myself
32:10Back to work guys
32:17Oh
32:25What the hell happened to you, oh
32:27Some thugs just beat my ass real good for for wanting to save their lives this one
32:32Do you save the lives of not sorry? I mean those assholes it was a misunderstanding, but we're good
32:37Those guys fix everything with violence. I mean just look at how they hurt you
32:43It really didn't hurt that much Joe, yeah
32:47Come on, those are the assholes that killed Lupe
32:50Yeah
32:57Joe yeah, what's wrong? I really don't know. I guess that those assholes let me kind of stupid
33:03It's me more stupid than before
33:08Take this it'll help with the pain you are the best. Thank you
33:12To minimize the swelling in your head you idiot cuz that a cold yeah, but it helps more this way
33:25Hello
33:27Hundred cartons, it's a kid's birthday party not a cockfight. All right, then I'll handle it
33:35I
33:37Tension everyone be on your toes because those assholes from El Centro want to fuck with us
33:42But those sons of bitches are all dead the train thing isn't done. You got that
33:47But boss, what about the chupacabra or that monster that they say is here?
33:54Next time any of you sons of bitches questions me about that shit again. I'm going to shoot you myself. Hear me
34:01This is our fucking territory and we have to defend it with our lives motherfuckers, do you understand me? Yes
34:08Answer me asshole. Yes. Hell. Yeah, that's who it over and out
34:16Motherfuckers go get to work you assholes
34:30Oh
34:34Well, well looks like it's finally time to shut
35:00You
35:07Thank You mr. Manuel, thank you to here we go. No, I'll keep that change
35:10But this townies is a real party. It's been so tragic. Yeah, but not today today. We're gonna celebrate
35:19If my little girls finally becoming a woman
35:22In any case if she wants out that things are gonna get worse. Come on. I'm sure she'll say it as nicely as she can
35:30You know, I got screwed over in my sweet 16
35:33Dad couldn't afford to pay for a party. The poor guy didn't even try. Come on. Don't say that after all what you can you can
35:40and
35:41When you can't then you simply can't and the money from Guero's cousin is really helping us out right now
35:47No one passing through wait, just like that. Oh, yeah, just like that. I guess when it's your time. It's your time
35:54Listen come by today. In fact, you can be our guest of honor
35:58Yeah, I mean you're not 16 anymore, but it's not like anyone's keeping count. All right, then it's going to be cool. Oh, yeah
36:29You
36:41What's up cutie relax, don't worry we're just here to take care of you
36:58Oh
37:02The governor's messenger is coming here to the house. I want you to give this to him. Do you have a message?
37:08No, no, no, nothing. I'll just talk to him later
37:12We're the godparents for crying out loud. We're literally not allowed to be late. Don't you wait a little longer?
37:18Before you leave what are we going to do about see my own? I mean he doesn't listen to reason it's his way or the
37:24highway
37:25Listen the problem right now is in Cimarron. I have to lay just in a hitman
37:33Anyway
37:35I'm gonna call you in a while and explain how things are
37:38Can't you wait for one fucking second? Can't you see that? I'm working here. I'm the mayor Louisiana. I am the fucking mayor of this town
37:46So they're going to wait for us
37:48Party, right? So I am the one in charge here. Come on. Are we going or not? What are you waiting for?
37:56You
38:13Really know how to shake it beauty
38:26Oh
38:38Shit you see that how could I mess it? She's fine as hell
38:41Oh
39:11Oh
39:29Why don't you get out of here
39:35They just broke the deal with
39:37It's become real serious now, there are even threats of war this is the logical adjustment with the whole
39:57Why don't you just relax I'm the one in charge here doesn't look like it
40:01That's the reason why they sent me to do all the shit that you came or don't wanna do
40:07Stop it easy. All right
40:09I'll show you how easy
40:13What is it mayor something happened
40:20I'll send you a picture
40:26Holy shit, what was that two of armadillos hitmen were eliminated? How do you know because he just got here and he is not understood
40:33I
40:35Want this you have to go and see any better now
41:03I
41:33I
42:03Oh
42:13What do you want I'm not afraid of you anymore they're the ones who are afraid now
42:25Oh, this is justice
42:33Oh
42:47Who the fuck had the guts to pull this kind of stunt on us
43:04Just who the fuck had the guts to pull off this kind of stunt on us and where the hell is what this
43:09Hello, senor. I'm a deal. Nice to meet you. Senor. I'm a deal
43:13Can anyone tell me who this clown is one test one test is on his way here now good, sir
43:18Till then we mustn't touch the bodies until the experts make their reports
43:23Listen, I'm not afraid of you
43:25I'm not afraid of you
43:28Till then we mustn't touch the bodies until the experts make their reports
43:32Listen, I don't give a fuck about the experts. What are you still standing there for? Huh? Go back to your homes you fucking assholes
43:40I'm told that guy was a faithful Christian. You get what I'm saying? Do you understand me now? Yes, sir
43:45If there's a Christian then he can't be touched. Hey, hey, hey easy now. This man's one of ours
43:50What
43:52Happened here questions now what?
43:55It's you
43:56It's too early. We're just starting the investigation. No, no, no, no, there will be no investigation here
44:01So you'd better tell me who the fuck you're protecting here or else. I'll burn this fucking town to the ground
44:06It's up to it, right? I'm going to make some call. You're not going anywhere asshole
44:10That's his you're aware of everything that's happened
44:12You're staying but I need from the two of you right now is a fucking name
44:15Because the bastard who did that to my men is the same guy who fucked us on the train
44:19My boss wants his head on a plate, but you know something
44:22I'm not that picky you assholes. I just want a head on a plate
44:27Anyone's head
44:29You know what? I mean, right? What happened on the train it was
44:34It was it was really bad man. Holy fuck. What does you drunk off your ass again? Aren't you? Where were you? Huh?
44:41I was at my cousin's nieces quinceanera party
44:45So I wasn't on duty
44:46Well, some of the neighbors just told me that what they had heard was some kind of loud howling and a lot of laughter
44:52God, you're fucking cocksucker. If you come at me with this monster bullshit again, I swear
44:57I'm gonna beat the shit out of you rip out your balls and hang them on that pole. Do you hear me asshole?
45:02Now go get fucking grid already. Hurry up. I'll see if he wants to he's with a cousin now in any case
45:09I know his is the head that you've been looking for
45:12cousin
45:13Yeah, Eddie, what's up? Go get fucking better. Will you and get his fucking cousin to
45:28Turn it up Amy. Come on let the bass rumble
45:31Let's get this party started
45:41Come on let me help you go at all
45:44Stand him over
45:46Don't make sure to take care of the way
45:49But if you fail, I'm a dead man
45:51Oh
45:58I'm not gonna fail cuz those fucking assholes are a bunch of idiots
46:07Now on 12% I'm taking a risk it should be worth it
46:13Answer you boom. I'm gonna go and ask around
46:18What's up better than though
46:21Oh
46:29What's up, he wants 12% he says he'll give us whoever we want with that amount
46:34I'd rather shoot him 12 times though just to get a clear message across
46:39No, no, no, no, no, I'll accept it. But next time we're going to charge him
46:43You do know how much I'd like to come for those lovely
46:51Your bread has already been made well, I told you there's plenty for everyone you just have to learn how to share it
46:58I'll arrange everything tonight and tomorrow. Let's have breakfast. How about the next horrible world? All right, then. Well, I'm off
47:05I've got a lot to organize and hunting down some out on there. It's not an easy task
47:10Enjoy the party after all you paid boy
47:14You'll be my pleasure
47:21I'm asking you come on. Let's go
47:51I
48:21I
48:51I
49:21I
49:51I
50:13Don't go around looking for fights you moron. I mean just look at what they did to you
50:21Oh
50:44Let's spread out
50:51I
51:21I
51:51I
52:21I
52:51I
53:16Think it's gone
53:21Oh
53:52Oh
53:56Yeah
53:59But oh yeah
54:03Yeah
54:05No, but if you have a lasagna, he won't come here that I will he story I know better
54:13The story I know better
54:15I
54:45I
55:15I
55:45I
56:15I
56:45You