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00:00First, there was PlayStation, a.k.a. PS1, then there's PS2, PS3, and now PS4.
00:06And that makes sense.
00:08You'd think after Xbox, there'd be Xbox Two.
00:11But no.
00:12Next came Xbox 360.
00:14And now, after 360, comes Xbox One.
00:19Why One?
00:20Maybe that's how many seconds of thought they put into naming it.
00:25Can you get the butter, please?
00:26However, with the Xbox One, I can control my entire entertainment system using voice
00:32commands.
00:33Up until now, I've had to use Leonard.
00:35Then get the other one.
00:38Pass the butter?
00:39Hang on.
00:41I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
00:44Fine, Sheldon.
00:47You have my undivided attention.
00:48Okay, now, the PS4 is more angular and sleek looking.
00:53No way!
00:54It's true.
00:55It's true.
00:56But the larger size of the Xbox One may keep it from overheating.
00:59Well, you wouldn't want your gaming system to overheat.
01:02No, see, well, you absolutely would not.
01:04And furthermore, the Xbox One now comes with a Kinect included.
01:08Included?
01:10Yes.
01:11Not sold separately.
01:13Although, the PS4 uses cool new GDDR5 RAM, while the Xbox One is still using the conventional
01:19DDR3 memory.
01:20Why would they still be using DDR3?
01:23Are they nuts?
01:24You're right.
01:25See, that's what I thought.
01:27But then, they go and throw in an ES RAM buffer.
01:30Wait a second.
01:31Who's they?
01:32The Xbox.
01:33You're kidding!
01:34No, I am not.
01:35This ES RAM buffer should totally bridge the 100 gigabit per second bandwidth gap between
01:40the two RAM types.
01:41This is a nightmare.
01:42How will you ever make a decision?
01:43You see, I don't know.
01:45What should I do?
01:46Please pass the butter!
01:54I'm proud of you, Sheldon.
01:55You know, I'm proud of me, too.
01:56I've done all my research, I conducted an informal poll, and I've arrived at the rock
02:01solid certainty I've made the right choice.
02:03Well, that's gotta be a good feeling.
02:04Oh, it is.
02:05Although...
02:06Oh, crap.
02:07You know, I had the same feeling when I made my dad buy a Betamax instead of a VHS.
02:15You were just a little kid.
02:16Yeah, a little kid who picked the wrong format to record the McNeil-Lehrer report.
02:22I also was certain that HD-DVD would win out over Blu-ray.
02:27How old were you then?
02:28Old enough to know better.
02:31And now that I think about it, I stood in front of a case of iPods and I bought a Zune.
02:40What's a Zune?
02:41Yep, exactly.
02:42It's an MP3 player brought to us by the makers of Xbox.
02:47No, what are you doing?
02:50Pick that back up.
02:51You know it's good.
02:53I did the research.
02:54But what if I'm wrong?
02:55You know what?
02:57How about I buy it for you?
02:59How about I buy you both?
03:01You know I only have one slot available on my entertainment center.
03:05Then I'll buy you a new entertainment center.
03:07Yeah, okay, sure.
03:09But which one?
03:10How about this?
03:13I've heard that if you flip a coin, it will tell you how you actually feel because you'll
03:18either be disappointed or excited by the outcome.
03:20Interesting.
03:22So, heads, it's PS4.
03:24Tails, it's Xbox One.
03:26Alright, I'll try.
03:32What is it?
03:34A quarter.
03:39Could have given it back to me.
03:41That was a choice.
03:47On the one hand, the Xbox One has a better camera.
03:51But the PS4 has a removable hard drive.
03:54Thoughts?
03:57I can't feel my legs.
04:02Oh, I'm sorry guys, but the store closed five minutes ago.
04:06But I haven't decided yet.
04:08You have to come back tomorrow.
04:09The registers are closed.
04:15Let's get you some food.
04:16You'll feel better after you eat.
04:18Okay.
04:21What do you want?
04:22Like, Thai food?
04:23A burger?
04:25I don't know!
04:38I like a quarter!
04:50I like a quarter!