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00:00All right, here we go, showtime.
00:0290 days of drama, let's do this.
00:05Good to see you, Bob.
00:07How you been?
00:08Been a while.
00:09Been a while, my friend.
00:10Congratulations.
00:11Thank you, sir.
00:12Nice to see you.
00:13Pat.
00:14Oh, you got a martini?
00:15I brought my own drink.
00:16I brought my own drink.
00:17That a girl martini, Pat.
00:18I give everybody mittens.
00:19Tequila Alex.
00:20You know what would be good to talk to you right now as we
00:23drink our martini?
00:24You know what would be good to talk to you right now as we
00:27drink our martini?
00:28Martini Pat.
00:29That's a good idea.
00:30Tell us, how do you make the perfect martini?
00:32I like, as they say, a dirty gin martini, and it should
00:35always have three olives in it.
00:37She likes it dirty.
00:38Dirty.
00:39I met my first wife in beauty school, and she had, like,
00:43the best hair.
00:44You know what I had?
00:45I had the bangs.
00:46I had the bangs.
00:47That's still in with some people.
00:49Not the kind I had.
00:51I thought my hair was cool in the 80s.
00:53Look, I have it right here.
00:55I thought my hair was cool in the 80s.
00:57Look, I have it right here.
00:58Right.
00:59I'm not sure about that one.
01:00Oh, come on.
01:01Your face was cute, but the hair.
01:02I could have done it without.
01:04It's perfect.
01:05Just let her come to you, okay?
01:07Let her smell you.
01:08This is the first time she's touched me on camera.
01:10I swear.
01:11I thought they were religious icons.
01:14In, like, Egypt.
01:16He would be grossed out by me.
01:17Yeah.
01:18Seeing me in the tub with Rico Suave, he'd be like,
01:20oh, hell no.
01:21Yeah, like, my divorce.
01:23Kenny, hurry up.
01:24The show's going to start.
01:25I'm coming.
01:28Ouch.
01:31Are you okay?
01:32Yes.
01:34Gosh.
01:35That didn't work out.
01:38If you had told me you were going to do that,
01:39I would have known you were going to fall.
01:42Bad idea, old man.
01:44I hit my finger.
01:46Now I'm going to hear about it all week.
01:48What do you think is going to happen tonight?
01:49I cannot wait to see what's going down with Juan and Jess,
01:51because that teaser last week...
01:53Was crazy.
01:54Oh, James, you sleep with.
01:55I know.
01:56I always thought it, though.
01:57They met on a cruise ship.
01:58He kept working on that cruise ship for years and years.
02:00Do you remember when we tried to work on a cruise ship?
02:02That was never us.
02:03I think that was just you.
02:04Okay.
02:05Babe, where are you?
02:06Oh.
02:07I am here.
02:08Now I see why you took your time.
02:10You're looking nice.
02:11I went to Zsuzsanna's.
02:12Zsuzsanna's?
02:13Zsuzsanna's.
02:14Zsuzsanna's.
02:15Zsuzsanna's.
02:16Zsuzsanna's.
02:17I went to Zsuzs myself for you, for our time together,
02:20for our favorite show.
02:21I see it.
02:22Ash, come on.
02:24The show's about to start.
02:26I'm here, I'm here.
02:27What is this?
02:28Oh, don't you worry about that.
02:29We got to catch up with Sarper.
02:31He's coming to the U.S. right now.
02:33We got to figure out what's going on with Mark and Mina.
02:35Don't forget the thruple is thrupling this week.
02:38We have a lot to cover.
02:39And we need the bread.
02:41Oh, don't you worry about it.
02:42We'll talk about that later.
02:43Let's watch the show.
02:46Okay, let's watch the show.
02:52Where are we at?
02:53Are we done off hot or mild?
02:54Let's see.
02:57Juan loves eggs that are not fully cooked for some reason.
03:01Ooh, we're back with Jessica and Juan.
03:04She's making breakfast.
03:06I'm Jessica, you know.
03:08Ooh.
03:09We like scrambled eggs, but we like them done, fluffy.
03:12But I'm not an egg fan as a whole.
03:14We have eggs like five days a week.
03:16I know, and that's why every second or third day I say,
03:19I'm tired of eggs.
03:20You still got to eat them.
03:24Oh, my God.
03:25That sounds like you.
03:26I don't snore anymore.
03:27I got those little nose.
03:28Fine when you're drinking.
03:29No.
03:30Man, it's like a bear would be beside me.
03:33And I don't snore.
03:35I don't remember, Tim.
03:36It's been so long since I've slept with you.
03:38No, I don't snore.
03:39Wakey, wakey.
03:42Breakfast with eggs that are a little bit soggy.
03:46I love that she is fully dressed and makeup on.
03:49And, like, it's afternoon for her already,
03:51and he's just waking up.
03:53She's serving and breakfast in bed that won't last.
03:57When you first came here, the first time you gave me
03:59the first morning, you gave me some coffee, didn't you?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Has that lasted?
04:04No.
04:05I'm glad you're honest.
04:08I guess I got to get ready and then what?
04:10Well, I thought because it's just you and me,
04:12we could snuggle for a little bit and then we'll get ready.
04:15I love a good snuggle.
04:17You don't like to snuggle?
04:19You know what kind of snuggle they're talking about.
04:21I like the real snuggle.
04:23I like the snuggle she's talking about right now.
04:25She's talking about my kind of snuggle.
04:28Yeah, I think you're not on the same page as the rest of us.
04:30I'm not on the same page.
04:31I just want to be, like, held right now.
04:37I don't know how to start.
04:38You know how to start.
04:39I know how to start.
04:42The kids are there.
04:43Be careful.
04:44I don't know how to start, but I know how to finish.
04:46Oh, my God, sir.
04:50She's in a full turtleneck.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Your face.
04:53He hasn't brushed his teeth yet, though.
04:55I don't like pre-planning snuggling by scheduling snuggling.
05:00I think Juan got some nookie.
05:02Juan got some nookie.
05:03Go, Juan.
05:04You got you some.
05:05Yeah, Juan.
05:06After, what, five months?
05:07Mm-hmm, and two days.
05:08And two days.
05:10So, last night, we got home pretty late,
05:12and so it was really hard to see things.
05:14So, today, I really want to take Juan on, like, a tour of where I grew up.
05:18Woo-hoo.
05:19That was a quickie.
05:20At least for us.
05:23You made me do that s*** in Miami.
05:24Yes, I did.
05:25And here's a school I went to.
05:27Yes, I did.
05:28Boring.
05:29Other people find it fascinating.
05:31Oh, I'm sure they do.
05:32Actually never taking anyone else on a tour.
05:33Had those men already slept with you?
05:35No, actually, I've never taken anyone else on a tour,
05:37so you should feel very special.
05:38Oh, yeah, I do.
05:41This is the Main Street.
05:45Whoa.
05:46Look at this street.
05:47Oh, gosh.
05:50It might not even have a traffic light.
05:53Well, you don't in my hometown.
05:54No, you don't.
05:56Okay, how many restaurants do you have?
05:58Six restaurants.
05:59Six restaurants.
06:00Three Mexican, one Chinese restaurant, and two American restaurants.
06:06Three Mexican.
06:08Where's the Greek restaurant?
06:09Where's the Italian restaurant?
06:11Probably the other three.
06:13No.
06:14I guarantee you don't have a Greek restaurant.
06:16Okay, you're not going to die without Greek food.
06:19That'd be tough, especially if one has bad service, one has bad food.
06:23And a waitress would piss us off.
06:25A waitress, yeah.
06:27So you end up with two or three options.
06:31Do you guys play bingo here?
06:32There is some bingo in town.
06:34I would love to go to bingo.
06:35Oh.
06:36Bingo.
06:39That's those people that show up and they own their own, like, collection of the markers.
06:43Like, those people are serious.
06:45They are going to need something to spice it up.
06:49I don't know if bingo is going to get the job done for these two.
06:52I think not.
06:53The cruise ship and the town is a whole different thing.
06:56It's not the same life.
06:58It is not the same thing, and we all know that, besides her, I guess.
07:03My guy is, like, in the middle of ****** aware.
07:06Yeah.
07:07And a turtleneck.
07:08She's looking around.
07:10Oh, man.
07:11What did I get myself into?
07:18Oh, look at that lobster.
07:19Whoa.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:21I remember on a vacation, I found the lobster tail.
07:23Is it, like, New Hampshire?
07:24Yes, New Hampshire.
07:25How do you know?
07:26Long Island.
07:27New York.
07:28No, no, no.
07:29Oh, wait.
07:30Look, they're smiling.
07:31There's New York, and then there's Long Island.
07:32Look, look.
07:33I think they canoodled.
07:34Look at him.
07:35He looks like he got some nookie miles.
07:36Yeah, he got some.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:38His face all red.
07:39He got some.
07:40Greg and Joan.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42He's looking at her like a steak.
07:44That's how a man should look at his woman.
07:46Oh, I'm failing at life.
07:56Oh, yeah.
07:58Oh, she got a fight.
08:00She got a fight doing a lie.
08:02Oh, damn.
08:03You got to watch it, Greg.
08:04She's weed whacking.
08:06F***ing walking and weed whacking.
08:09Hey, Mom.
08:13Hi, Greg.
08:16I never saw my mom weed whack or cut the grass.
08:20I never saw my dad weed whack or cut the grass.
08:23My parents did, in fact, see me raking leaves, cutting grass.
08:28Babe, breakfast will be ready in, like, five minutes.
08:33Where is she, by the way?
08:35She's taking a shower.
08:36Again?
08:37Again?
08:40You're like her mom.
08:42Well, is that all she does?
08:45Let her take a shower.
08:46I don't understand what the problem is with the shower.
08:48Because Greg was definitely sweating all up on her last night.
08:52I didn't take no shower.
08:53And I came downstairs, touching the food.
08:55He took no shower.
08:57Oh, my God.
08:58Here goes my water bill.
08:59I have to put a little timer on there.
09:03And Mom pays for that.
09:05I shower two times a day, especially in the summer.
09:07Like, if anybody tried to come at me, no.
09:10Nah, I like my hot showers, too.
09:13Oh, good morning.
09:15Morning.
09:16I made you some eggs.
09:18Oh, this looks good.
09:19Hopefully it's not too cold now.
09:20Did you have a nice hot shower?
09:22Did you use hot water, by the way?
09:24Costs extra.
09:25Does that cost extra?
09:26For the heater.
09:27Remember, don't flush the toilet every time.
09:29If it's yellow, let it mellow.
09:33Gregory says you'd like to take a lot of showers.
09:38Not her bringing up the shower.
09:40Loose, don't f*** this up.
09:43How many a day?
09:47Something like three.
09:49As many as she f***ing wants, like.
09:51That is a lot.
09:52I mean, I appreciate it.
09:55Three is a lot.
09:57It depends what soap she's using, too,
09:59because you can, like, dry your skin out.
10:02Are they long showers?
10:03I'm only saying that because everything went sky high here.
10:07Oh, my God, really?
10:08You're now judging her showering time?
10:10Oh, my God, Greg is mortified.
10:12Oh, my God, this is bad.
10:14He needs to run out of that house, no matter what.
10:16That's it.
10:18Well, it's the truth.
10:19Like, once you're on your own,
10:20and when you pay the bill, you appreciate it.
10:22You do.
10:23Now, sometimes I even think, God, I'm like my mother,
10:25because she used to tell me all the time,
10:26hey, the line, hey, this, we pay that.
10:28And now I find myself taking care of that kind of stuff,
10:31because I pay for it.
10:33Or you.
10:34I had to sacrifice a lot to come and be with my fiancé.
10:38So I want him to man up and get out of his mother's house.
10:42This poor girl doesn't even know what she's getting herself into.
10:45And think about it, Tim,
10:46this girl has been living on her own for so long.
10:48Like, it's as if you or I tried to move in with,
10:50I could not live with my parents.
10:52Like, I could not imagine a scenario where, like,
10:56knock on wood.
10:57No, I'm moving back in over here before I move back in.
11:00I've been saying, like,
11:01hey, Tim, can I come crash on your sofa for a while?
11:03I wouldn't.
11:04Well, my pride would call my parents, like,
11:06I'd live in a box.
11:07Yeah.
11:09My name is Sean, I'm 62 years old,
11:11and I live in West Hollywood.
11:13Is that where he lives?
11:14Yes, that's where he lives in Hollywood.
11:16Now?
11:17Yes.
11:18Why?
11:19Oh, you got with the wrong 62-year-old.
11:24Are you ready to finally find out what all this bread is for?
11:28Yes.
11:29So I figured since you love Greg, our bread man,
11:32we can practice carving our names in a loaf of bread
11:36like Greg did for Joan.
11:38And see who the better bread carver is.
11:41I got us each our own bread carving kit.
11:44Oh, how cool.
11:45How fun, right?
11:46And then I got us edible markers
11:50so we can color in whatever it is we draw.
11:53I love it.
11:54And we can eat it.
11:55All right, cool.
11:56Okay, let's do it.
11:57I'm ready.
12:04We're in Rio de Janeiro.
12:06Oh, beautiful.
12:07Oh, that's Sean and Aaliyah.
12:09I remember them.
12:11You're looking beautiful.
12:14There's Aaliyah all looking for a wedding dress.
12:16It's a pretty dress.
12:18Oh my God, that's the dress I want to get married in
12:20on a beach somewhere.
12:21This is way harder than it looks.
12:22This is harder than it looks.
12:24I'm trying to do all capital letters
12:26thinking that would be easier.
12:28Oh, hell.
12:31My name is Aaliyah, I'm 25 years old,
12:33and I live in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
12:41Did you cry when you saw yourself in your wedding dress?
12:44No.
12:45Tears of happiness or...?
12:47No, none of my wedding dresses.
12:49Mom, yours looks like a hot mess.
12:51It is.
12:52It is.
12:53It is.
12:54It is.
12:58You two are going to live here in Rio?
13:00Sean lives in Hollywood,
13:02so I'm moving to California to live with him.
13:06News, I got good news.
13:09I got good news.
13:11Hollywood, Los Angeles.
13:15My name is Sean, I'm 62 years old,
13:18and I live in West Hollywood.
13:19Sixty-two?
13:21He's like, reminds me of Kenny.
13:23Kenny and him, they like, don't f***ing age.
13:25Who lives there in Hollywood?
13:27Kenny is not in Hollywood, he's from here.
13:29Sixty-two? I think he looks younger than me.
13:31Oh, Ash.
13:33I killed my damn bread.
13:35Yeah, you did.
13:36But you can see your carvings better than mine.
13:38You can't see nothing out of this.
13:40Well, I can see what you tried.
13:47Is that where he lives?
13:49Yes, that's where he lives, in Hollywood.
13:51Now?
13:52Yes. Why?
13:54Oh, you got with the wrong 62-year-old?
13:56Oh, I thought it was like a museum or something.
13:59This I call my, you know,
14:01Barber-villia, Hollywood-villia room.
14:03This is my favorite Barbra Streisand dress.
14:06This dress was in a movie called
14:08On a Clear Day You Can See Forever.
14:10Who is that?
14:12Babs.
14:13Who?
14:15Barbra Streisand?
14:17Sean and I just became best friends,
14:19and he doesn't even know it.
14:21If you see it, Sean, we're now besties.
14:23This is you?
14:24Yeah, I would just love to have a room full of dresses, yes.
14:27No, it's memorabilia.
14:28Oh, yes, it is.
14:29It's from movies.
14:30I don't collect dresses from movies.
14:32But you like memorabilia.
14:34Okay, I'm sorry.
14:36I don't own any dresses.
14:37I know, you only own dolls.
14:40My dolls are very limited edition.
14:44Fully articulated action figures.
14:46Yes.
14:47I met my first wife in beauty school,
14:50and she had, like, the best hair,
14:52and I knew we would have, like, kids
14:55and jump into that right away.
14:57Whoa.
14:58Whoa, look at that.
15:00Whoa.
15:01That's cool.
15:02Hello, glamour shot.
15:04You know what I had?
15:05I had the bangs.
15:06I had the bangs.
15:08But that's still in with some people.
15:10Not the kind I had.
15:12Yeah, it was not a good look.
15:14That does not sound cute.
15:16I used to scrunch my hair.
15:18Like, I had bangs,
15:20and my hair was, like, scrunched with bangs.
15:24Oh, memories.
15:26Well, I've had many hairstyles.
15:27You've had many hairstyles, too.
15:30You had your skunk hairstyle.
15:32You had your boy band hairstyle.
15:34You've had a lot of hairstyles.
15:36I loved my hair in the 80s.
15:38I thought my hair was cool in the 80s.
15:40Look, I have it right here, right.
15:42I'm not sure about that one.
15:44Oh, come on.
15:45The face was cute, but the hair,
15:46I could have done it without.
15:47It's perfect.
15:48I was a model then.
15:50Work.
15:52I know how to work my hair.
15:54Since my divorce,
15:56I have been identifying as gay.
16:02And that's how I met Douglas.
16:06The hell?
16:08Is it Brazil water or what?
16:10I wish I had a butt like that.
16:12I love my butt.
16:14So I don't wish I had a butt like that.
16:16Oh, I do.
16:18I loved his curly hair
16:20and his brown, smooth skin
16:22and his bubble butt
16:24and his amazing legs.
16:26I mean, what man is not a butt guy?
16:28I mean, I've known guys who are like boob guys.
16:30I think they're both.
16:32I think most guys these days are.
16:34Do you like butts?
16:36Kind of like a little bit of everything.
16:38Like that you have on.
16:40Aw, thank you.
16:42Good answer.
16:44The reality of the whole thing is that
16:46I met somebody,
16:48I fell in love with somebody,
16:50I got all my boxes checked
16:52and that person died.
16:54But now we have 90 days
16:56to figure it all out.
16:58So,
17:00get off the pot, as they say.
17:04Do you think you could handle something like that?
17:06You planning something?
17:08No, I'm just asking.
17:10Something you want to tell me?
17:12What if?
17:14Is there really something you want to tell me?
17:16No, I'm just wondering.
17:18Okay, Mom.
17:20It's time to see who the better
17:22bread sculptor is.
17:24I'm ready.
17:26One, two, three.
17:28I think
17:30it's a tie.
17:32Mine is a little scarred a little bit.
17:34He would have had no surgery
17:36and it didn't work out so well.
17:38Yours would have
17:40his whole mouth redone.
17:42What's your name?
17:44Ashley.
17:48Back with Mark and Mina.
17:50Oh, poor Mina looks so sad.
17:52She's hungover.
17:54Mina and Mark.
17:56I would say Mark and Mina.
17:58You say Mina and Mark.
18:00Hey, baby, you awake?
18:02I made you a cappuccino.
18:04I'm so pissed at Mark
18:06for my conversation
18:08for the last night.
18:10I don't know why she's pissed at Mark.
18:12He should be pissed at her.
18:14Last time we saw them, they were in the hot tub.
18:16Mina was calling Jordan a snake.
18:18He's a good guy, though.
18:20Nonetheless, bringing some coffee.
18:22If you're pissed at me,
18:24you don't bring me nothing.
18:26Oh, boy.
18:28I'm just trying to make things better.
18:30Maybe today I invite some more people
18:32over from the neighborhood.
18:34They want to meet you.
18:36You just give it a chance.
18:38I like this idea.
18:40I say no.
18:42They come to be nosy.
18:44Mina needs to make some friends
18:46and decide if New Hampshire
18:48is going to be her home.
18:50I don't think she's here yet.
18:52No.
18:54The cappuccino is good.
18:56It's not good.
18:58It's not like Paris.
19:00It came out of a jar.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:04Y'all are some privileged-ass people.
19:06He made you a cup of cappuccino.
19:08That is not a cup of cappuccino.
19:10That is a cup of instant coffee
19:12in that town.
19:14That's as good as it gets.
19:16Hey, guys.
19:18Hey.
19:22Look at the flags.
19:24Welcome to America.
19:26Is this the Fourth of July?
19:28Cupcake Pat.
19:30Is that the name?
19:32Cupcake Pat?
19:34Yeah, she's Cupcake Pat.
19:36I guess she's known for her cupcakes.
19:38Good to see you, Bob.
19:40Thank you, sir.
19:42Oh, you got a martini?
19:44Hey.
19:46We'll hang with y'all.
19:48I brought my own drink.
19:50That a girl, Martini Pat, Cupcake Pat.
19:52They give everybody...
19:54Tequila Alex.
19:56This is a retired area for real.
19:58This is real.
20:00They don't work all their life.
20:02They chillin'.
20:04It's too calm.
20:06I need to walk outside.
20:08I have time, I take stroller.
20:10I go walk.
20:12And now here,
20:14no place for stroller.
20:16She hates her life right now.
20:18She's like, no.
20:20I think Martini Pat and Mina will get along good.
20:22I think so.
20:24I would get along with Martini Pat myself.
20:26You get other interests.
20:28You're gonna have a garden.
20:30You have a little girl.
20:32You need a puppy.
20:34I mean, you'll be very busy.
20:36They like to cook.
20:38They like to crochet and knit.
20:40And I like a martini.
20:42Ah, this I like.
20:44That a girl.
20:46That she can get on board with.
20:48She's a vibe.
20:50I mean, a dirty martini is the way to go.
20:52That's with olives in it.
20:54Good to know.
20:56Yeah.
20:58J'aime beaucoup Martini Pat.
21:00Elle est très élégante comme femme.
21:02Raffinée.
21:04I don't need a dog.
21:06I don't need a garden.
21:08I don't need to crochet.
21:10Je suis pas retraité, moi.
21:12Wait.
21:14But crocheting isn't for old people.
21:16I wanted to learn myself.
21:18I don't doubt that.
21:20This is your
21:22perfect neighborhood, Veronica.
21:24You would love Pat and Martini.
21:26Oh, I would love living there, yeah.
21:28Teach me to crochet.
21:30You love everything she does.
21:32I'm so down.
21:34Maybe I made a mistake
21:36to coming here
21:38to live with Mark in America.
21:42I don't think it's a mistake.
21:44It's just a layer of life
21:46you gotta figure out.
21:48I would really like to know more about Mina and Mark,
21:50what's really going on there,
21:52and know who the perfect person would be to find out.
21:54Martini Pat.
21:56Hey, we should look for her.
21:58That's a good idea.
22:00I wish I had someone I could really be friends with out there that much.
22:02You know, my friends were always older women,
22:04so she's the perfect...
22:06It is true. When I first met you, Evy,
22:08all your friends were women over 60.
22:10That's true. No shame.
22:12If you go
22:14to another country,
22:16you can just have a new life. You truly can.
22:18So you really think Mark's really in love with Mina, though?
22:22I still don't understand.
22:24Well, I shouldn't say that.
22:26No, say it.
22:28Hey, Martini Pat!
22:30Hey!
22:32How are you guys?
22:34I'm so glad to see you.
22:36Nice to see you.
22:38We knew you'd have a martini ready.
22:40Mine's pomegranate.
22:42I love it.
22:44I love how it matches your lips.
22:46Thank you, thank you.
22:48Tell us, how do you make the perfect martini?
22:50I like, as they say, a dirty gin martini,
22:52and it should always have three olives in it.
22:54She likes it dirty.
22:56So it's got, you know,
22:58olive juice, olives,
23:00and gin. I mean, what could be wrong with that?
23:02Well, we'd be happy to
23:04have some martinis with you, for sure.
23:06And use a lecithin or two of crocheting.
23:08I'd like it.
23:10Hey, I have a question. Was Mark up for the challenge
23:12to have another child at his age?
23:14So, I'm not exactly sure,
23:16but he seems,
23:18you know,
23:20to be handling it,
23:22especially now that it's more full-time.
23:24My husband said
23:26her husband was a pilot,
23:28and he would be gone for two weeks
23:30and home for two weeks, and it found out
23:32he had a whole other life in Hong Kong.
23:34My husband says that's a minority
23:36of the pilots that do that.
23:38He's trying to save the reputation of pilots.
23:40If you go to another country,
23:42you can just have a new life.
23:44You truly can.
23:46So nothing like that with Mark, though, right?
23:48I don't think so.
23:50So you really think Mark's really in love with Mina, though?
23:52I think he's very much in love with her.
23:56I still don't understand.
23:58Well, I shouldn't say that.
24:00No, say it.
24:02Say it.
24:04Have a sip of martini, Martini Pat,
24:06and really give it to us.
24:08I think it's not so much is he in love with her,
24:10I think it's how children change a relationship.
24:12Well, Martini Pat,
24:14it was super nice meeting you. Thank you.
24:16Cheers. Thank you for sharing.
24:18Hey, visit us in Mexico City,
24:20and we'll hang out.
24:22We'll come up there, too, and hang out.
24:24You have a good night.
24:28Bye-bye.
24:30Well, she was fun.
24:38Oh, what is this?
24:40Where are we now?
24:42Oh, we're in Mississippi.
24:44How did you know?
24:46The car.
24:48Another small town.
24:50And another city boy.
24:52I've never seen this part of the house, I guess.
24:54You have.
24:56Yeah.
24:58Why do you have boobs everywhere?
25:00Well, that's what I do for a living, honey.
25:02She does that for a living?
25:04Yeah, she's a painter.
25:06She's a boob painter?
25:08Yeah.
25:10She does have a lot of nude photos out.
25:12Wow.
25:14I see boobs everywhere.
25:16Boobs, boobs, boobs.
25:18Like, too many.
25:20Like, I don't know. Why?
25:22Same.
25:24And they all look the same.
25:26Is this the same lady she's painting all the time?
25:28He likes saying that, I think.
25:30Boob pictures.
25:32Like a little kid.
25:34I know. I said booby.
25:36How do you feel about hanging naked art in your house?
25:38I would do it.
25:40Let me tell you, when I'm all healed up,
25:42I might call her, hire her, make me a painting
25:44and capture me while I'm still...
25:46gravity hasn't taken over again.
25:50Oh, she's here.
25:52Yeah.
25:54Just let her come to you, okay?
25:56Just let her smell you.
25:58This is the first time I'm touching a cat, I swear.
26:00Never touched a cat?
26:02I thought they were religious icons.
26:04In, like, Egypt.
26:06Oh.
26:08What do you think?
26:10Can I be honest?
26:12Yeah.
26:14I need to wash my hands.
26:16What's up with this guy?
26:18I know they have cats over there.
26:20It's not the...
26:22Against the law.
26:24Yeah, I don't think that's against the law.
26:26He would be grossed out by me.
26:28Yeah.
26:30See me in the tub with Rico Slabe?
26:32He'd be like, oh, hell no.
26:34My mom has always told me that
26:36if you touch them,
26:38you'll get sick,
26:40and she has got sick
26:42when she was pregnant with me,
26:44and it was just because
26:46a cat was just coming to their house.
26:48Oh, like toxoplasmosis?
26:50She was allergic.
26:52Yeah, she was having allergies.
26:54I could never see myself with a guy who's not into my pets.
26:56I was worried for us when Manuel got here.
26:58He came in hot, just dictating.
27:00Right.
27:02Oh, he can't be on the bed. This has to be moved.
27:04Where's the litter box? But he settled in.
27:06I think he started to realize that in American culture,
27:08when you have family members,
27:10after being at other people's homes
27:12and just seeing animals
27:14in full clothing in the grocery cart,
27:16will change your mind a little bit.
27:18Right.
27:20Oh, is that me?
27:22Does that look like you?
27:24Oh, you got boobies beside you and an ass.
27:26Ass?
27:28There's an ass there, too.
27:30I was looking at the bulge myself.
27:32Is there an ass?
27:34Yes.
27:36I've been always wondering
27:38if Stevie is into women.
27:40What, he thinks she's gay?
27:42Yeah.
27:44I wonder why he thinks that.
27:46Because of all the boobs.
27:48Stevie has always told me
27:50that she doesn't like men.
27:52She doesn't like to paint them.
27:54She doesn't want to, like,
27:56be close to men.
27:58So it's been always a question.
28:00But now I think I'm questioning it more.
28:02If she was painting penises,
28:04he'd be like, I can't tolerate this.
28:06I can't believe she's looking at naked men.
28:08It would be super weird to have a house
28:10full of d*** and coins.
28:12I'd much rather have tits than d***.
28:14If Stevie tells me that she's bisexual
28:16or something like that,
28:18honestly, I think I'm catfished.
28:20She's gonna lose my trust.
28:22How do you think you catfish?
28:24Because the woman got some titties
28:26that she don't paint it.
28:28Men's bodies are not as beautiful
28:30as women's bodies.
28:32Like, we've got nice lines,
28:34and men's bodies are just there.
28:36But they're so beautiful to look at.
28:38Okay.
28:40I don't know. It's a hard decision.
28:42I don't know what to do.
28:44Let me tell you.
28:46I would need a bigger bed than a king size.
28:48What do you think is gonna happen?
28:50I think like Niall said last season,
28:52you don't want to take a blacklight
28:54in there tomorrow morning.
28:56I see Stevie. She's a really good artist.
28:58And I feel like maybe we can bring out
29:00the artist in ourselves and draw each other
29:02in like our abstract version of.
29:04You want me to draw you naked?
29:06I'm really bad at this.
29:08Look at me, get a visual.
29:10Okay.
29:12And then draw me, but don't let me see.
29:14Okay, just sit just like you are.
29:16Don't make it ugly.
29:18I'm taking this very seriously.
29:20I'm trying to make it really good.
29:22Oh man, babe,
29:24this is not my thing.
29:26Yeah.
29:28You're joking, right?
29:30This was not a good idea, honey.
29:32Well, mine is very good.
29:34I think you're gonna be very impressed.
29:36I'm gonna paint you another leg so it doesn't look so bad.
29:38Another leg?
29:40How many do I have?
29:42Now two.
29:44That's nice.
29:46Okay, I'm done with this. I'm very bad at this. That's it.
29:48Oh my God.
29:50What?
29:52What did you do to me?
29:54That's what you think I look like?
29:56That's the best thing.
29:58I don't even wear red lipstick, ever.
30:00I tried to paint you sitting down like you're sitting.
30:06Oh wow.
30:08You did pretty good, I gotta say.
30:10But it looks like I have big boobs.
30:12Well, I was doing the nudist thing, so.
30:14Jeez, Alex.
30:16Okay, that's it. This I can keep. I like this one.
30:18Take my hand.
30:20Don't look back.
30:22Rosarito, where we live.
30:24Wow, yes.
30:26All right, you're ready to do this?
30:28Yep.
30:30Just you and me.
30:34Oh, we're finally back with our trouble.
30:36Amani and Matt.
30:38Day of the dead party celebration.
30:40Party, party.
30:42Party, party.
30:44Disco dance.
30:46Party, party.
30:48Disco, disco.
30:50It's very fun.
30:52The way that we're meeting today, you know.
30:54It's mysterious.
30:56With all the people dressed up,
30:58it seems like somehow they're dressed up for us.
31:00They're here to make this chase fun.
31:02See, that's what tells me that this is not a real relationship.
31:04They're more interested in the chase
31:06than, like, the love.
31:08We've been there right there.
31:10Do you remember the merry-go-round too?
31:12I do, yeah.
31:14Who do you think she's gonna hug and kiss first?
31:16The girl. Do you think he's gonna get jealous?
31:18He doesn't strike me as the jealous type.
31:20You got to be here somewhere.
31:30She hugs the girl, yeah?
31:32She goes for the girl.
31:34They're gonna wear those masks tonight, if you know what I mean.
31:36I figured.
31:38Beautiful.
31:40I'm sorry.
31:42Triple kiss.
31:44Oy, oy, oy.
31:46It looks like the beginning of that kind of movie.
31:48What kind of movie?
31:50Go ahead.
31:52The 18-plus movie.
31:54Thinking of this, it would be so hard,
31:56like, to see.
31:58Like, I'm Annie, seeing Annie
32:00hugging and kissing.
32:02It'd be tough to watch.
32:04So let's go back to the hotel.
32:06I am excited
32:08because I want to show you
32:10my culture,
32:12my war,
32:14my family,
32:16all of it about me.
32:18They have a lot of sexual chemistry,
32:20but can this last outside of sexual chemistry?
32:22You know what I mean?
32:24Let me tell you, I would need a bigger bed than a king size.
32:26Because I need my space,
32:28I get hot when I sleep.
32:30Yeah. What do you think is gonna happen?
32:32I think, like Niall said last season,
32:34you don't want to take a black light in there tomorrow morning.
32:36Oh, God.
32:38I don't know.
32:42In theory, a lot of it sounds great,
32:44double the pleasure,
32:46double the fun, you know,
32:48but in the long run...
32:50It'd be a lot.
32:52Your brain would blow up.
32:54So I'll just have somebody on the side.
32:58Listen,
33:00I'm not one to judge somebody's relationship,
33:02but I'm one to judge somebody's relationship.
33:04Oh, so you're not against troubles?
33:06Shut up.
33:08Get us some Rocky Mountain oysters.
33:10Where's the...
33:12Cow's balls.
33:14You know we eat the nuts, right?
33:16I've had ox balls before.
33:18Was it good?
33:20It was okay. It didn't taste like a nut.
33:22How do you know what a nut tastes like?
33:24Like I haven't tasted a nut.
33:28I need a drink refresh. You want something?
33:30Hmm. What do you got?
33:32Um, you want... I have energy drink.
33:34I don't drink energy drinks.
33:36I have seltzer, assorted flavors.
33:38Who drinks seltzer?
33:40I do. By itself?
33:42Yeah, there's like a key lime,
33:44and there's like a...
33:46I have milk.
33:48I'm not four, thank you.
33:50We don't have any just like sweet tea?
33:52I mean, if you want to wait a while,
33:54I can brew you some.
33:56I'm good, thanks.
34:00Saturday night bingo.
34:02I told you.
34:04We're with Jessica and Juan.
34:06She loves that man.
34:08She does.
34:10Oh my God, he is very sun-kissed.
34:12Yeah, he came from Miami,
34:14probably had a long layover over here.
34:16Went to the beach, had a tequila.
34:18Tonight I am taking Juan
34:20to a bar and grill
34:22to meet with my friends,
34:24and we're going to all have a few drinks.
34:26And then I'm sure they're going to grill Juan
34:28just a little bit.
34:30Don't be setting him up, because you know
34:32how your friend is. Not good.
34:34He's cute. He's so cute.
34:36He is cute. I don't know,
34:38what is that Latin blood, boy?
34:40Because they just be looking young.
34:42And then, you know, I don't even know
34:44who am I meeting.
34:46My friend Amanda that I work with
34:48and her husband Ryan, and Megan and Herb are coming.
34:50Love how she just threw it at Megan.
34:52Oh, and Megan's coming.
34:54So, I mean, Megan obviously accused him of cheating.
34:56Yeah, well, Megan's never liked him.
34:58Baby's here, so, like, hopefully she's simmered down.
35:00That's not going to teach you how girlfriends are.
35:02Like, if they don't like you,
35:04it takes a lot to win them back.
35:06Hi, guys.
35:08They're here.
35:10How are you?
35:12How are you?
35:14It's encouraging, the hug.
35:16She comes in peace.
35:18Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.
35:20Right.
35:22What is that?
35:24Cow's balls.
35:26You know we eat the nuts, right?
35:28Come again?
35:30What?
35:32The balls of the bull?
35:34Testicles.
35:36Oh, Jesus.
35:38I don't eat balls of any animal.
35:40I've had ox balls before.
35:42Was it good?
35:44It was okay. It didn't taste like a nut.
35:46How do you know what a nut tastes like?
35:48Like I haven't tasted a nut.
35:50Okay, I'll take a little bite.
35:52Dip it, dip it.
35:54Is that a real thing?
35:56It's like a chicken tender.
35:58It was like a plantain.
36:00Are they joking with you?
36:02They're like deep fried,
36:04and they're breaded and stuff.
36:06Mine weren't a sauce.
36:08Sounds gross now that it came out of my mouth.
36:10How was your first night at home?
36:12It was great.
36:14It was great.
36:16I loved the bed.
36:18So you know probably what's coming.
36:20Here we go.
36:22Time to get grilled.
36:24She one of them nosy friends.
36:26I need to know what she's going to ask.
36:28She need to mind her business.
36:30Justus is my best friend,
36:32and I have been here through thick and thin
36:34while you were in Columbia.
36:36I just think that's my private life.
36:38If there's nothing to hide,
36:40why is that his private life?
36:42He did that.
36:44He did that.
36:46Girl, he just ate some bull's balls.
36:48Who are you?
36:50It's not you.
36:52He doesn't owe you anything.
36:54Did you sleep with that girl?
36:56I did.
36:58Oh my God, Juan, no.
37:00Damn.
37:02Oh, so he did do it.
37:04You did it.
37:06These hoes ain't loyal.
37:08Next time on 90 Day Fiancé.
37:10Yes.
37:12Your own American smoothie.
37:14First date.
37:16Getting to L.A.
37:18Ribeye?
37:20Oh my God.
37:22Ribeye.
37:24What are we looking at?
37:26I don't know.
37:28Is that a cow?
37:30I guess it felt lonely.
37:32It's taken a year for you to admit this to me, Juan,
37:34when I confronted you in Columbia a year ago.
37:36Why are you crying?
37:38Jessica is not even crying.
37:40Get your friend, Jessica.
37:42Get your friend.
37:44She's doing too much.
37:46Neither.
37:48I mean, he was your ex-boyfriend.
37:50What?
37:52She cheated on him, too.
37:54So they both cheated on each other, I think.
37:56Whoa.
37:58Aw, he's shy.
38:00Yesterday, Juan just left.
38:02He had sex with me.
38:04No, that cannot be allowed.
38:06That is not part of the rules.
38:08I don't know the rules, but I know that's not allowed.
38:10I figured as long as
38:12we were all there, that it was okay.
38:14Oh, I thought everything was okay.
38:16You know that ain't okay. You know I wouldn't want to be a part of that.
38:18So all three have to be together for everything.
38:20See, that's going to be a problem.
38:22A big problem.
38:24You're coming into my family and having babies,
38:26and, like, how do I know you're not just with my dad
38:28for his money?
38:30I think he a snake.
38:32He don't come into my wedding.
38:34Not come to the wedding? That's a...
38:36That's...wow.
38:38Me not.
38:40You slippery snake, you.
38:42Oh, man.
38:44Oh, I can't believe we have to wait another week.
38:46Let's drink to Martini, Pat.
38:48On the balcony, let's have another ta-ta-tini.
38:50I love the sound of that.
38:52Yes, Juan is in hot water after
38:54spilling all that tea.
38:56Speaking of tea, you want me to make you some tea
38:58before you leave? Oh, I'd love to.
39:00I'll make you some hot tea, and then we can
39:02kiki before you leave. Let's go.
39:04Let's go for it.
39:06I'm excited for the next episode.
39:08I know. Oh, my God, Jordan and Mina
39:10did like your rose.
39:12Positivity of the pink.
39:14I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick, some freshen up.
39:16Oh.
39:18Good, sir.
39:20All right, here's our ta-ta-tini. All right.
39:22Well, it was such a good episode,
39:24so we gotta cheers to that.
39:26And it's a beautiful, lovely evening
39:28here in Mexico City with our beautiful view.
39:30Cheers to Mexico City.
39:32Whoo!