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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, it's match day. What day is it? Today's match day. How are you feeling? I'm feeling very good
00:06Are you scoring today? No, I'm missing on purpose. Why? Huh? Why not? We're gonna get a penalty, I'm gonna miss it. No you're not. I am.
00:14That was in my predictions, but I didn't write it because I didn't want to say anything about myself. You haven't scored yet either. I know, Josh has got to score first.
00:19Technically, Josh isn't the only sideman who hasn't scored. Josh has got to score first. If I score before Josh, that's crazy.
00:24No, that's, that'll make the story even better. That's crazy. Like the eighth sideman scored before Josh. Josh has got to score first. I'm gonna miss a penalty today.
00:32It's not even going penalties. You're not even gonna get a penalty. Who's gonna get a penalty? You're not getting a penalty.
00:36You have to win a penalty to take it. I've got to win a penalty to take it? Yeah, you said that. Yeah, if you win a penalty, you take it. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna win a penalty and take it.
00:44You heard it here first. Jamie's gonna win a penalty and take it. The score's gonna be 8-8.
00:47If I say everything, if I say everything on camera. Right, the score's gonna be what? If I say everything on camera, they're gonna think we rigged it.
00:53Did you see Lux placed a bet on 10-6? No. He bet on the score to be 10-6 to Simon Lefsy. Why do you think he's got an addiction?
01:00Like, I've got that in my head as well, an addiction, but I don't, I don't, I don't, um... Do you bet? You don't bet. No. I don't give in to it.
01:07Good a trip.
01:10Oh. Oh, I was trying to, I was being a shadow. That doesn't work.
01:16Buffet time.
01:19Buffet time.
01:20Hello. Pre-match buffet. Alright, look at these, look at these hungry, hungry boys packing up on food already.
01:25I'm on a bench, mate. I'm hungry hippos. It's bench food. I didn't say hippos, Josh, don't do that.
01:29How you feeling, Randy? Randy, you look great, by the way. Thank you, bro. Fantastic. I got you, I got you, don't worry.
01:33Christopher, how you feeling? I feel good. Tell me what you said a second ago. You're excited too?
01:37I just said, it's like, it's stupid how in four hours we're playing at Wembley in front of 90,000.
01:43It's very crazy, right? Also, Spence was saying it's almost 10 years exactly since the first
01:48Wembley Cup. I played at Wembley in front of no people. Did you not see Danny Owen's dad's tweet?
01:53He was like, 10 years ago, I took Danny to watch the Wembley Cup.
01:56And now he's playing in it. Well, he's playing at Wembley in front of 90,000.
02:00What stupid, silly little world. Yeah, you lot have done this. We haven't really done anything.
02:04It's actually you. Fuck us for doing that. What's for breakfast today? I mean, that's what's gonna
02:08ask you. What's the smart breakfast? Oh, chicken and watermelon.
02:25Have you seen a knee slide at Wembley? I might do something different.
02:29Where are you going in the back for us? I might do my front post.
02:32How did you do a knee slide? How did you do a knee slide?
02:36How are you going in my back? Why are you going in my back?
02:39Nobody in New England knows that. Why are you going in my back?
02:41We've got a mate from Australia. Yeah, look at that, by the way. Check this.
02:45Look how bad he wants to start, man. I've never seen this before.
02:52I've never had this before. Coach, can I get you anything?
02:55Coach, what do you need, Coach? Mr. Kai, last year you scored an offside goal.
03:02Are you going to score for real this year? Bro, I'll be ready to just sprint and go to the goal.
03:07Just don't go past that. I defend the race.
03:09Yeah, just don't go past him. It's my little omelette thing.
03:12I already started eating because, you know, I get hungry. I'm with the boys. Jamie, JJ.
03:21Everyone else is in here eating, doing their thing. We're getting closer to the big moment.
03:27Just wrapped up my dinner. Everyone else is, I guess, kind of chilling out.
03:32We're waiting for Speed right now because he is about 40 minutes late,
03:36I've heard, so our coach is going to be a little bit delayed.
03:41But very, very soon we will be on our way to Wembley.
03:45Talk me through the fit. Talk me through the fit.
03:47Talk you through the fit? I was obviously inspired by somebody in the 80s.
03:53Who's the hat? Who's the hat? What brand is the hat?
03:55The brand? Bellucci.
03:57Bellucci. And the tie?
03:57Yeah. Belluccini.
03:59Belluccini. And then the blazer?
04:01Baluccini.
04:02Baluccini. Yeah, the chinis. Okay, what about the shirt?
04:05Huh?
04:05What about the shirt?
04:06Shirtini.
04:07Shirtini.
04:08Yeah.
04:22It's getting exciting now. Here's my main guy.
04:25My guy.
04:26I thought Manny was your guy.
04:28Manny's my brother. You're my guy, Manny.
04:30Manny's my brother. You're my guy.
04:32Get good, Manny. Get good.
04:34Apologies for my voice. I think I've lost my voice.
04:37Vikkstar, I heard there's good odds on you getting a hat trick today.
04:40I'm right back.
04:43All right, so on a side cast, I promised Simon I would wear this jacket to the charity match.
04:49I don't know if he's in here, but I'm going to show some of the boys now and get their reactions.
04:53Do you like it, Viz?
04:55This looks like something you wear in a WWE entrance.
04:58Okay.
04:59Why do you have to make it about WWE?
05:01Stunning.
05:01Look, the reason we're late today.
05:03Oh, hey. Don't do that.
05:07Where did you go?
05:16Yeah, do you want it?
05:17You can have it afterwards.
05:21Frankie, Frankie, Frankie.
05:23Oh, hello.
05:25The boys are ready.
05:29The boys are ready.
05:31I don't know what's going on.
05:32I don't know what's going on.
05:36What?
05:36Shut the fuck up.
05:37Hello.
05:38Love you.
05:38Not you, not you, not you.
05:40Hey, what's going on?
05:41What the fuck?
05:42This place is so active.
05:44Smile, man.
05:45It's a beautiful day.
05:46Smile, smile, smile.
05:47Hey, there we go.
05:48I love that.
05:48I love this.
05:49What are you telling me?
05:53Boo.
05:54Boo.
05:55Why are you so late?
05:56Boo.
05:57Wake up.
05:58Fuck you.
05:59Wake up.
06:00Wake up.
06:01Wake up.
06:02Wake up.
06:02Wake up.
06:03Wake up.
06:05Bro started playing his own music.
06:09Sing for us then.
06:10Sing for us then.
06:12I'm in the thick of it.
06:14Everybody knows.
06:19You know I'm drinking.
06:19Fucks in the neck with my low key.
06:21Fucks in the mouth with my.
06:22Fucks in the high with a.
06:23Fuck I used to.
06:24Don't give nobody.
06:25SBC.
06:26Talk about back.
06:27Selling my keys.
06:27Run up in the house.
06:28How's it feel my jeans?
06:29How can a man with a unique degree be busted?
06:31I'm like a Chinese priest.
06:33Because the music originated and will always remain in the streets.
06:36Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
06:37Walk out.
06:38I don't care about Oga.
06:42I don't care about Oga.
06:43Yeah.
06:45I don't care about Oga.
06:46That's fucking bouncy.
06:48I just got on it.
06:49I just got on it.
06:50I just got on it.
06:50I just got on it.
06:51I just got on it.
06:51I just got on it.
06:52I just got on it.
06:53I just got on it.
06:54I just got on it.
06:54I just got on it.
06:55I just.
07:18That's the big womulanie.
07:22Oh my days. It's just got real. Here we go, here we go, a big game. Come on, come on, come on.
07:31What are you telling me? How are you? Good? Yeah, good. Eww, amenities and food. Food and amenities, he said.
07:40Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, no. Are you deep in this?
07:49Are you deep in this? Oh my gosh.
08:01Paul number one is crazy. Paul number one, I respect that. That is serious. They put me in
08:08between KSI and Logan Paul. I made it in love. I made it, I made it, I made it. 21, wow, wow,
08:18wow. That's cold. Yeah, soak this in, lads. Soak this in. All right, so Manny has bought me these.
08:35I'm gonna show JJ right now. JJ, Manny got me a present for this game. I want you to open it and
08:42have a look, because I think you'll relate. Have a look, please. What's the thumbnail picture?
08:46Oh, you're not in the thumbnail, don't worry.
08:51Custom Nigeria boots, bro. Oh. Sidemen Nigeria adidas prep.
08:56Yeah, I was like, I don't understand. Oh, you forgot you're Nigerian? No, I was like,
09:00why they paint this way? I'd say not, cold. You earned it. Maybe, maybe first or second half,
09:08I don't know. Okay. Simon, you'll relate. Yeah, a little biblical verse on it. You'll relate.
09:13It looks like I've seen them already, mate. Yeah, but you're Nigerians.
09:17He looked and he was like, what flag is that? What is this? Boot options, boot options.
09:26Manny got me these. I think I'm gonna go with these, maybe. My early shout out for men of the
09:34match. Unsung men of the match, because they're not going to tell you, but you will know. I will
09:39know and you will know. We will know. Ten minutes before we go out for the warm-up.
09:45Just going to get my treatment. So, Gaffer's over here doing tactinis.
09:51I've got you at right mid for now, right, but I need you to play really as a right winger.
09:55Right winger. So we've got 4-4-2, but it easily shifts into a 4-4-3. Push up and get them an assist.
10:01This is the goal. The moment he gets this goal, we can just walk off the pitch if we want.
10:07Okay. Okay, understood? Comprende? Comprende, comprende. I'm not Spanish.
10:12There he is, Coach Rich giving Josh some treatment. This is the guy that's made it
10:17so that I'm able to step on the pitch today. He keeps saying it's me, but if he hadn't guided
10:22me, I wouldn't be here. So I thank God for this, man. How are you feeling? You twerking again?
10:30Ow! Yeah, get right in his glutes. Get right in his glutes. We're out in 10 minutes, they said.
10:38Okay. So, enjoy. Trying out the boots that Manny got me.
10:43Here's a rubber there. All right, here we go. Oh, shit. Boy. What on earth?
10:59Holy shit. Yo. Yeah, this is nuts. This is nuts.
11:09Oh, my God.
11:34Let's fucking go. Let's go. I'm not going to lie to you,
11:37I don't feel sharp. I'm very, very scared of this left hip flexor. But I'm going to try and do a
11:43little stretch out now and see if I can get warm before the game.
11:46First half done. First half is done. The boys are looking good. JJ's getting mic'd up.
12:11Josh has nearly got a goal a couple of times. I scored with pretty much the last kick of the
12:14first half. Didn't expect it to be a goal, but it was, so I can't complain. But we'll see what
12:19the second half holds. My leg is holding up just about, but I can't really sprint. So, I'm trying
12:24to just take it easy. This is absolutely insane. Everyone's gone out for the second half.
12:49I'm just leaving the changing room. Got my legs strapped up to hopefully prevent
12:55any strain on my injury. And yeah, let's see if we can get Josh a goal this half.
13:01I'm starting on the bench. Sorry for my voice, it's completely gone. Shout out to coach in the
13:06background, because without him helping me out, this would have been a long, long day.
13:37Wow. Wow. Wembley. Absolutely insane.
13:56This has been incredible. A little bit emotional, man. This is nuts. I want to thank all you guys
14:09at home. You watch and support us and make this shit happen. I'm so, so, so grateful for you.
14:16I'm so grateful to everyone who showed out here today. I'm grateful for all of these guys.
14:21It's fucking insane. This man has done everything to make this charity match happen.
14:29I'm so grateful for him. What an experience. Once in a lifetime.
14:41I tried, man. Jason, you have a good time. Yo, this guy's the fucking man. Shout out to Toby.
14:50Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
15:02How do they make people do these steps after once in a million?
15:21What a day. What a day. I forgot about this bit. What a day. What a day, man. Fucking brilliant.
15:30Well done, you. Unsung man of the match, I told you.
15:43My new favourite boots of all time. Stunning. Stunning. Thank you, Mark. The best.
15:59Thank you so much, man. I appreciate you. Hey, shout out Mark from Clattenburg and all the officials.
16:05Shout out Emil Heskey. Shout out everyone, man. Presentation time.
16:35Good job, man. Good job. God bless you. God bless.
16:54Ice bath with a scorer of two goals today. Technically three. Technically three.
17:01Let's go. What a day. About to meet someone special. He's come all the way from Australia for the game.
17:11Hello, my darling. Thank you so much for coming down. Did you have a good time? Thank you for bringing food.
17:23I'm going to say hi to my video. I appreciate you. Thank you so much. Don't cry because you'll make me cry again.
17:31I've already cried today. I don't need that again. Thank you so much.
17:35Shall I open it now? Open it now. Victor, do you mind holding this, please?
17:39Oh, are you going to sleep?
17:59Did you have a good time? I did. I had fun.
18:09Oh, I've got tears in my eyes.
18:15We are back at the hotel. I don't know how much you've heard of me throughout the day because of this.
18:21But what a day. What an absolute day. I apologize for the emotional bit. I wasn't meant to get emotional like that.
18:29But I think just everything got to me. I appreciate you lot for supporting us and allowing us to do cool shit like this.
18:38I'm so grateful for my friends and my family for supporting us.
18:42And I hope you've enjoyed this slightly scuffed vlog.
18:44I tried to capture stuff, but I think I got overwhelmed by trying to capture stuff for the vlog and then for Snapchat and for Graham and whatever.
18:54So maybe I tried to do too much.
18:56But I hope you enjoyed that spectacle.
18:58Will it be the last one? Won't it be the last one? Who knows?
19:00For now, all I know is we raised a shitload of money for charity.
19:064.7 million.
19:08And I had a fantastic day out with my friends in front of thousands and thousands of amazing supporters.
19:16So I appreciate you lot. Thank you for watching.
19:18And I'll see you in the next one.